The Pit Stop S1 E7 | Trixie & Alyssa Edwards Kiki | Canada's Drag Race

[@xXTJCounterfeitXx]

"I think Peronka is struggling mentally." I"M SCREAMING

[@gustavogoikoetxea4524]

We need to time stamp it, I’ve come back too many times for it: 7:50 !!!

[@latricee_2000]

as soon as she said that I immediately scrolled down to look for this comment!

[@soccerchica52195]

i said “WHO ??”

[@mitchell9005]

@@latricee_2000 LMAOOOOOOOOO SAME

[@itimk0]

The whiteness

[@aleksb.3832]

I'm disappointed that Trixie didn't ask Alyssa "Out of everyone in that room, who would be the three?"

[@elijahsmith1374]

ONGGGGGGG! THAT WOULD'VE BEEN EVERYTHING TBH

[@maximilianogoiz2562]

That has become Trixie’s “100 people in a room” story 😂😂😂

[@assematalla]

SAME

[@Miguel-ki8wj]

ok but somebody help me where is this frommmmm

[@mmcat2863]

Abv Gdoev I’ve heard her tell that story in like four different videos 😂

[@ratkiegraves2003]

Alyssa looks younger every year, her makeup is impeccable.

[@maggieholt6778]

Makeup and botulism :P

[@stache1954]

@@maggieholt6778 Facelift?

[@RancherNikki]

Stunning!

[@BJ-pq9ef]

I don’t think she does her own face anymore

[@CCCC-rw9hx]

I'm amazed at the difference in several queens....Alyssa,Monique, and Nina. Flawless.

[@codak96]

Alyssa really said “Peronka” with 100% confidence 😭😭😭

[@doodlebugdivi]

time stamp?

[@SpicyRess808]

@@doodlebugdivi 7:50 ❤️

[@deyesed]

Probably says nucular like Bush too. Just a dialectal thing

[@missbraindamage]

That's why I love her

[@iamsad9107]

I say it the way she does too lol

[@NussyBeth]

Girl Alyssa is better at judging than the judges.

[@heyyyyy1111]

Agree

[@Adoribull1312]

i can imagine it's because she actually judges pageants

[@christinecannibal844]

She should be a guest judge lol

[@Godesses_child_]

I mean really they forgot chad and Alyssa and raja

[@koobie83]

Alyssa should totally be a guest judge ! Especially on a pageant challenge. Yasss!

[@wunna24]

Priyanka: My name's Priyanka, what's my name?? Alyssa: P e r a n k a ☠️

[@itsslewie]

I’m SCREAMING

[@ashlisisk]

Rigomoris? whos Morris?

[@Leefumfumsx3]

Per*ONK*a

[@adrianramospaccini7883]

😂😂☠️☠️

[@jennmarin2862]

The white lady accent is hard to shake 😅 we cant say your name then we make it our own.

[@Superstitious33]

Alyssa is the definition of a PERSONALITY. She’s very larger than life lmao

[@cameroncarr7770]

There’s a city in Saskatchewan called “Moose Jaw”

[@pregnantbae9432]

@@cameroncarr7770 ok

[@christinecannibal844]

Yes! She's made for t.v.!

[@teresamckeown5594]

I love Alyssa - I would also like to have Justin as a friend or neighbor. He seems like such a sweet soul.

[@jitfx1475]

I think Alyssa needs to have her own podcast where she just talks anything she wants

[@TheRedScareIsAlive]

@Tuaty, Garrett that's way too short...and way too infrequent

[@raqueldeshow9678]

@Tuaty, Garrett Like...for years

[@xinola]

i wish

[@bawonobudiwaskito]

you mean she needs UNHhhlyssa's Secret

[@RuloohRdz97]

Cuz it’s her podcast and not ours

[@hallamenrel4089]

"So you tryin' to come for me when I'm in my house.. and in my good drags?" Why is she so fucking iconic 😂😂

[@WhatAboutUs]

She is 😂 ♥️

[@liamroberts2576]

Alyssa: “Miss Jimbo is no bimbo.” Next Week: Please welcome to the stage Jimbo and her daughter Bimbo. 😂😂😂

[@azlxns]

well to be fair her daughter not her lmaoo

[@pedrorenteria5882]

“winning isn’t everything, wanting to is.” ICONIC

[@gilbertmarquez6912]

Queen!!!!!

[@oliverearley2294]

Who originally said it

[@pedrorenteria5882]

Oliver Earley ALYSSA did ✨

[@oliverearley2294]

@@pedrorenteria5882 thankyou that makes so much sense cus i searched it up and it did not helo6 me. Thanks

[@oliverearley2294]

Help*

[@beaxx6745]

BUT OF EVERYONE HERE WHO WOULD BE THE THREE

[@neila6338]

NOW WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

[@sebastianboeddinghaus3505]

I was gonna say that😂

[@YourTele-sFabulous]

HAHAHAHHAAHHA

[@harryevans2042]

My exact first thought when I saw this video

[@cjmchugh4374]

I read this in her voice

[@benden711]

I would be 10x more scared of Alyssa saying “You have embarrassed me” than if my own mother came running towards me swinging an axe.

[@ellesentertainment7938]

Ong 💀

[@lesssantana]

lol so true

[@Amsayy]

Disappointing Alyssa is what keeps me awake at night

[@TheLastAsylum]

This comment… so many layers

[@Risingson2]

Alyssa's critiques are... fantastic? She tries to get into each queen's heads to understand where the choices comes from, and has some really good suggestions.

[@winterkeptuswarm]

I bet it's a dream to have her teach your dance class 😭

[@DG_Toti]

She gives legit advice and is super constructive and as gentle as possible with it but at the same time she will butcher your name’s pronunciation like she’s de-boning a fish

[@buddyex]

Alyssa's serving that 80's Barbie Fantasy, she looks AMAHZING, its like looking at 2 distinct era's of Barbie

[@stefanmilovic835]

Hi daddy

[@Prince_the_One]

Barbie never looked like Trixie I don't think

[@vazidajetako]

@@stefanmilovic835 KDJCKFOVKFK

[@karmasabhenvy4226]

@@Prince_the_One omg Divina Decampo i love your work!

[@randyrose6303]

It's those crooked bangs and crimped hair

[@niolaniko]

excuse me, we DEMAND the FULL, UNCUT, UNCENSORED. version of alyssa's story at the end. the whole 31 minutes.

[@jfbecks17]

Same

[@dennistmennace]

LMAO. I love people that can talk up a(n interesting) storm like that.

[@ITSKRIST0]

ITS BEEN 10 months no uncut version uet

[@doodleplays9554]

alyssas presence just amuses me like the way she words things and says things is so funny please 😭she's amazing love her

[@jmill09]

Forever an All Star

[@Johndough30]

Peronka 🤣

[@robertferreras9786]

Priyanka has introduced herself so many times but here's Miss Alyssa calling her "Piranka"

[@maddiewhatever441]

Maybe she was introducing herself just so Alyssa would get it right. Maybe next time Piranka

[@azlxns]

what's her name?

[@robertferreras9786]

@@azlxns PIRANKA!!!

[@FrostCHNOS]

Thats why she asks you to say her name, the white folk get confused if its not western European or Greek

[@jordanguay]

I actually spit out my drink at Alyssa's face at 10:00 when Trixie was thanking her.

[@JesusP7]

"Did you clock the accent? Did you feel represented?" They way alyssa reacts is so genuine and funny!

[@SilverFickle]

YALL BETTER RELEASE THIS 30 MINUTE STORY BY THE ONE THE ONLY ALYSSA EDWARDS AT THE END LIKE DONT ROB US OF THAT

[@reynielevangelista6677]

how dare y'all cut Alyssa's 30 minute storytelling at the end?!

[@fashionkiller33]

Reyniel Evangelista I was thinking the same thing.

[@christinecannibal844]

"girl you tryna come for me while I'm in ma house, in my good drags" Lmao

[@gao1812]

🤣🤣🤣

[@doessheneedtobreatheinapap1902]

I was the ultimate pageant mom Girl, I get over there and I wreck shop I'm like, where is the preeesentation? She says, ''wait it's this" And I'm like, "What is there up there on the shelf?" I said Shangela, "Where did you get this dress?" "Mama, I rented this from a girl" "A girl? WHO? What kinda girl?" "Did this girl have big breasts?" "Well, they were huge!" OKAY well, did you know you were flat chested ... And Shangela backstage asked Victoria Porkchop Parker She was there. Girl. She started crying. I said I've already told you what to say. Donnact brand new. We're backstage, I'm holding her hand. And I'm like you're goin on next. I would go out there and say, "My name is Alyssa Edwards, I'm from the Lone-hailing from the lone star state Stars at night, shine big & bright. deep in the hearta texas GOOD EVENING JUDGES, ALL THE WAY FROM THE SUNSHINE STATE- Trixie in real time: no... I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE FLORIDA 👁 👄 👁 Girl I was so MAD, I grabbed my clutch👜- I said- You have aambarrassed me 👁 👄 👁

[@evanmurray1066]

Thank you for this...just thank you!!!

[@superboobs890]

Watching this and reading it at the same time like 👂👀👂

[@KeenyKeenz]

You're doing the Lordt's work. Truly.

[@gorelicious]

I've been so confused, who was she talking about?!

[@katedavies5112]

@@gorelicious did u watch the whole vid hahahahaha

[@brettashley8497]

7:50 for Peronka ✨

[@aqua_lala]

You're a saint

[@Andrew0David]

When can we get this unedited 31 minute story? We NEED it.

[@ashdrogyny3248]

Literally

[@theholyom1316]

Alyssa’s rant at the start is just everything 😂

[@frostyy_030]

The rant at the end is even more

[@frida.7831]

OMG how Alyssa's mug keeps getting better and better? She looks younger than both seasons 5 and AS2. She's stunning

[@larsworld]

i’m going to get “i think peronka is struggling mentally” tattooed across my whole back

[@freddie_perez28]

anybody here from S13 E3 pit stop to hear alyssa say ~p e r o n k a~

[@mama-ayanna]

meeeee

[@AngelaKagiso520]

me too! 🤣

[@missbraindamage]

Yep

[@imrathion5086]

The fact that this comment talking about the beginning of s13 is 2 months old is sending me to space

[@laurenvalbert5883]

The rainbow of sequinsed gowns on the left side of Alyssa IS EVERYTHING.

[@madeinbusanjkjm]

I really enjoyed Alyssa's story at the end there....

[@catarenatucker2781]

This girl talked for a whole 30mins😂😂😂😂

[@Frikka3]

I’m just sad we didn’t get to watch the whole thing. 😆

[@scooterdooter]

Which part? The beginning, the middle, or the still-the-middle?

[@joseluisbrionesortiz9894]

@@scooterdooter the almost end 😔

[@itooo2221]

You around here!!!!! I love your channel

[@nicky5407]

Dear drag race: can we have the full 30 minute story alyssa was telling at the end

[@maximillionh.1329]

Yes gurl !!!! I need this lol !!!!!!!!!

[@tylerhoffman8012]

Alyssa loving landscaping and bicycling is the most wholesome real person thing I never knew I wanted for our queen. You go miss green thumb.

[@smarcher1653]

"I don't know what Loose Jaw means" Me: *screams in canadian* MOOSE JAAWWW

[@lilbanne]

So much screaming!!! I so thought Trixie would get it 😭😭😭

[@cannedprimordialsoup]

I mean i know what are a moose and a jaw and a moose's jaw but i'm sure there is something more?

[@PictureJapan]

@@cannedprimordialsoup It's a city name in Saskatchewan

[@samd4971]

THANK YOU

[@colinschaan3118]

I came here to scream this too ahahha

[@spilledtea_]

I really dig Alyssa’s updated mug. It makes her look fresher and younger. This minimal mug works better on her than Vanjie.

[@AndysamBlack]

100% agree

[@beans6765]

It makes her look so much brighter in my opinion!! She just keeps getting younger

[@raiherrer6494]

“Miss peranka” LMAOOOOO Wow look at these likes

[@1bwash]

I would have screamed! How did they just gloss over that?!

[@HeimarMiranda]

Came here to see if someone else clocked it LMAOOOOO

[@leecheeater]

LOLLLLLLL I CLOCKED THAT SO FAST

[@javi7634]

I SCREAMED

[@robertomonte1888]

Then I've heard that, I went straight to the comment section...LOL

[@charliericho4209]

Can we have Alyssa host pit stop? that’d be LEGENDARY🤣🤣🤣

[@kelsgordy]

I need Alyssa on more media PERIOD

[@Prince_the_One]

I would double enjoy that.

[@Matt-oz1dm]

i feel like alyssa would never stay on topic hosting the pit stop, but we need her as the guest every week!!

[@lesssantana]

They can’t afford her hunni

[@Feminazi1dc]

@@Matt-oz1dm mannn shut up hell naw that is not facts alyssa is our perfect KWEEN

[@karakarabobara]

I love that alyssa is behind a locked door in the house when she's literally exactly the same out of drag. We should all be so authentic

[@yogurt2317]

she’s a little more calm but yea LOL

[@beepoisded2636]

I haven’t seen any comments about it but we NEED to talk about how amazing Alyssa looks, like she always looks amazing but those colors look so good, she’s literally glowingg

[@clover28helen]

Yes! She's always pretty, but whatever she did here was amazing! So gorgeous.

[@mack5651]

i swear she’s aging in reverse

[@victoriapowiec5976]

Piranka,her reaction when Trixie asked her if she clocked Lemon's accent,her face at 10:01 ALYSSA IS A PERSONALITY. COMEDY GOLD

[@oabuseer]

Piranka 😭😭

[@preston21354]

I love seeing trixie losing her mind laughing every ten seconds talking with alyssa

[@paolautnerful]

YEESSS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@proboffensive]

the fact that Trixie interrupts even Alyssa is sending me

[@azlxns]

her power

[@sunnysidehyuck9118]

Sorry this is out of topic but I'm surprised to see a weishennie in the comments jghsdg

[@proboffensive]

@@sunnysidehyuck9118 I would rather call myself a nctzen but hi!!

[@PeanutsAssorted]

I'm sorry, why do we not have the full 30 minute recording of Alyssa's story at the end? I need to hear every detail and it's homophobic to cut it out like that

[@ananyaneralla5382]

Alyssa's expression when Trixie called her from the "older generation"🤣Alyssa who cares! You are adorable!!

[@2QueenofSpades]

“You have waited your entire life for this. And there is nothing that they can say nor do that can stop you. Now go do it lady!” My new daily mantra!

[@Adriana-rc2ek]

ive never seen trixie and alyssa this beautiful

[@welfareprincess]

You should watch the video they did (also with Katya) watching the MTV awards it’s psycho lmao

[@esme2456]

"consistency wins the pageant" period, love.

[@soumyasharan6318]

Can we take a minute to appreciate Alyssa's GORGEOUS eye? They're so MESMERIZING!

[@milyn3858]

"Well did you know you're flat chested" 😭😭😭😭 pick me up off this floor

[@ianjohnson1249]

Oh my god Alyssa ranting alone for 30 minutes at the end

[@Nathan-L]

Loose Jaw is a play on "Moose Jaw" which is a town in Saskatchewan lol 🇨🇦

[@Luisluxury]

Which is also slang for a wide and wet V

[@canucks966]

I was literally going to comment this hahaha

[@MannEMar]

@@canucks966 same 🤷‍♂️

[@boozeyguze3093]

Yes! I was hoping there was at least one comment on the "Loose Jaw" question! 😍

[@FreshGirl3000]

Ah, I was looking for some context on this!! Thx gurl!

[@lcnrlwcz9961]

“My favourite summer hobby has been bicycling”

[@isaidwhatisaidperiod9949]

elrynx2 everything

[@joshy_bish]

@@CelineOracle because don't you just say cycling? 🤣

[@HugeniaCooney]

elrynx2 everything Alyssa says is quotable 🤣🤣

[@joshy_bish]

@@CelineOracle Yeah, England. In my mind cycling is done with bicycles and biking is done with motorbikes or bmx's

[@latricee_2000]

loooool i love this bitch!

[@cuddly2003]

Alyssa is forever one of the funniest queens. Idk how she manages to make me laugh out loud with JUST her facial expressions lmao

[@vessel_ho3219]

pfp is one of my fav albums!

[@cuddly2003]

@@vessel_ho3219 mine too :)

[@yourhighness4068]

What's my name? Alyssa Edwards: P E R O N K A

[@bookslikewhoa]

I would like to officially request a 24/7 feed of Alyssa’s vanity so that we can see this pre-makeup soliloquy whenever it’s going down

[@RelianceSabol]

Alyssa calling her Peronka is the equivalent of Dula Peep 😂

[@shuttergirl63]

There is a city called Moose Jaw in Canada, thats where they got the joke from ;)

[@sarahindy24]

I wonder how many Americans or even some Canadians are aware of Moose Jaw. Sad that they didn't get that joke.

[@acidicxdeath]

I thought that’s what it was. I live in Pennsylvania in the US but know about Moose Jaw. It’s in Alberta right?

[@shuttergirl63]

@@acidicxdeath close, its in Saskatchewan

[@robbiefenton9378]

I had the worst sex of my life in Moose Jaw. IN MY LIFE.

[@s.elizabeth732]

they[re also hinting to the term "loose jaw" which is innuendo for those (mainly men) who are good at oral

[@GetGorJess]

Alyssa is so fantastic. Her energy is the best. Her closet looks like shimmery heaven. And I am loving this pink fantasy on Trixie.

[@bryh555]

I was in love with Lemon before this but this runway made me absolutely obsessed. It was so funny and creative and she presents the joke PERFECTLY like you know exactly what she’s doing as soon as she steps out it’s so good. Then Priyanka also stole my heart with this lip sync they are both absolute stars

[@bojomendoza]

IF THEY HAD INCLUDED THE SHANGELA STORY, I WOULDN’T MIND WATCHING AN EXTRA 30 MINS CHILE

[@jakebibit5292]

"Loose Jaw" is pun of a Canadian city named Moose Jaw.

[@MellyP22]

Jacques Bibit I am shocked no one bothers to Google or phone a friend to answer these! The hosts be missin’ out on a good laugh

[@il3077]

Mel Rosina I don’t think enough people care to do that ahhah

[@MagicalKid]

Why not just call it "Miss Moose Knuckles"?

[@tinabeall22]

@@MagicalKid OOF this sent me 😂

[@sivadholmes9]

alyssa calling priyanka " MISS PIRRANKA " lmfao

[@darko4life1]

I’m glad someone caught that

[@JCT011]

LOL after she said her name i was like "wait something sounded off, ohhh she flipped the RI around"

[@muhammadibrahimzulfiqar595]

@@darko4life1 someone mama everyone got it

[@brittlelittle5264]

@@muhammadibrahimzulfiqar595 I didn't but I'm baked tbh

[@angusbergman2355]

Peronka

[@SwimDudeSwim]

Alyssa’s look SHUT THE BUILDING DOWN. Category is closed for all other pit stop guests.

[@Rai_S82]

YEP ❤

[@LAchi-sk7zp]

Then Kimberly Chi came next

[@audryklein]

I really love that Alyssa loves to landscape, I’m glad she found something outside of drag/dancing to enjoy!

[@JuLayLeeBee]

“PARANKA” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@wilmafistfit4788]

I was like oh no baby what is you doing 💀

[@druviseglite]

Trixie with that dress is giving a vintage stewardess for Barbie Airlines.

[@gilbertmarquez6912]

A little soft glam! Alyssa Edwards realness

[@trekadam30]

"Cake or death? Thank you for flying Church of England."

[@jordanfantauzzo1723]

Tracey’s dialectical talents are on full-display here as she convincingly renders what Ms. Rita Baga might sound like as a Swede using Klarna.

[@JoyfulMD]

😆😆😆

[@MochaMochaHeart]

trixie: and alyssa i just wanted to say thank you for that Alyssa: 👁👄👁

[@bobbipinsburlesque]

Trixie must've been living for Alyssa's "Totally Hair Barbie" wig moment!!

[@lovelyjanuary]

Ohmygod when I read that I had literal flashbacks to 1992 when that was my very favorite Barbie of all time and the feeling of that strawlike long crimped plastic Barbie hair with the tiny little plastic brush just making sparks running through it practically.... lolololol 🤣🤣🤣🤣💕💕💕💕 that’s amazing thank you for that!!!!! Lol oh and yea you’re EXACTLY right too about Alyssa here!!!! I’m loving it. She looks INCREDIBLE!!!!! 💕💕💕💕

[@xwilliams16]

Alyssa spilling all of Shangela’s tea at the end 🤣🤣🤣

[@luckyshadow777]

KNOWLEDGE BOMB: "Loose Jaw" is a little pun on a Canadian City in Saskatchewan called Moose Jaw. Which was once home to the largest moose statue in Canada. Until some rando town took that away from them.

[@sevysnapz]

I can’t believe....... after all this time...... neither Trixie or Alyssa asked “Who would be the three?”

[@igiglim]

i dont get this reference :((((

[@hopemxx1524]

Trixie always tells people whenever her and Alyssa are out at a bar, or just out and about .. Alyssa will jus lean in real close and go “so out of everyone here, who would be the three?” in her cute little attitude and she thinks it’s hilarious! It’s Alyssas little saying heh:))

[@fadhilramadhani1847]

"I not only live. I live and breathe" True words spoken by the truest queen LMAO

[@DoñaRatona]

THANK YOU Trixie for talking about how Jimbo behaved so poorly with Rita Baga. Exactly what you said is what I saw but I have not seen anyone talk about it

[@valvatida4423]

alyssa has never been more beautiful, idk what she's doing differently but its very successful

[@Lovelymo]

Filters

[@TheAutumnHeather]

Loose Jaw = Moose Jaw - a town in Saskatchewan - that's the play :) also.. loose jaw.. no gag haha

[@johnvanbreugel2569]

Thanks! I came to the comments for exactly this information :-)

[@ramimemo]

how could anyone not get? 😆

[@knino7763]

Oh I thought it was supposed to be a joke about losing a pageant cuz it sounded like "Miss Lose Your Pageant".

[@erinryan1445]

You can't go wrong when it's Trixie and Alyssa!

[@TheJacobiedwards]

Alyssa could easily run a pageant competition show that actually gives tips and encouragement to the contestants.

[@TristonBlogs]

All I heard was “Shangela” “ALL THE WAY FROM THE SUNSHINE STATE (I didn’t know you were from Florida...)” and *grabs clutch* You have EMBARRASSED me 😐

[@corrine1310]

please have dida Ritz as a guest, she hasn't been noticed by thr rpdr franchise for years

[@Reylandson]

THAT PART

[@gilbertmarquez6912]

Who?

[@AP-ih1fr]

YES PLEASE!!!!

[@420greatestqueen]

Yes!

[@colon5246]

Please

[@wilmafistfit4788]

Alyssa saying jimbo is in the house if Edwards we wannnnnt it 👀

[@eblake3617]

"Loose Jaw" is a play on the Canadian city named Moosejaw.

[@cattheminion]

Alyssa looks amazing in this. I cannot tear my eyes away. Giving me that 1990 Barbie realness.

[@Zessa]

I WANT THE FULL ALYSSA STORYTIME

[@themostclevername688]

“Acting challenges really are the school of overacting. You never want to play it down, always overact and go above and beyond” Jan 💜🙌💥 is typing...

[@akumayoxiruma]

* Silky has left the chat *

[@namdjwox934]

but dont be one note. U have to give lows and highs

[@rhyxelmegan2162]

can we take a moment to appreciate how freaking good alyssa looks?? absolutely stunning!!

[@dustynbennett8497]

This is the duo I needed this morning: Miss Mesquite and Tracy Martell

[@cre448]

"oldest living drag Queen" lol! Also I just freaking *LOVE* Trixie's laugh! I can't be the _only_ one right?! 🤭🙄😂

[@GierigerFisch]

Alyssa looks as if she were in her early 20s in the 80s.

[@dogsratsfishcats]

Exactly!!

[@randomsoprano85]

It's very Jennifer Garner in "13 going on 30" at her birthday party 😂😂

[@GeodeShimmers]

"I can jump out of the window on the second floor and I belive I can fly"

[@fernandaguisard4637]

i want the 30 minutes of alyssa talking RELEASED

[@Rai_S82]

You know when people do the 'animated characters reimagined as humans' thing?! Alyssa reminds me of the female bunny from Space Jam!!! 😍😍😍

[@bryantkeller9278]

The Trixie/Alyssa combo we didn't know we needed. I'm so here for this content. 💜💕💜

[@dlmbs]

How is this the first and only appearance of Alyssa in the Pit Stop?? She is EVERYTHING!!!

[@EternalBlockBuster]

Alyssa needs to be fully sponsored by Red Bull at this point

[@gigacooler]

girl no she doesn't need more in her system! XD

[@frostyy_030]

9:50 ALYSSA NOT SAYING ANYTHING AT ALL HAS ME DEAD 💀

[@meguriaukagiXIII]

She literally said 👁👄👁

[@mnoranth]

The most brutal read lmaooooo

[@mimichelly539]

i love how jimbo tells rita, “your hair is fried”, as if it’s her real hair- 💀

[@snappingturtlehiddentiger6571]

I love love love that extra long story Alyssa was telling at the end as trixie was trying to pack up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheRayThai]

The organization of Alyssa's sequin dresses on the left is so visually pleasing to see.