Russell Howard reacts to DANISH STAND-UP | Quiz-time with Simon Talbot

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I invited English comedian, #RussellHoward to join the stream in #Denmark. We did a bunch of #comedy gigs and we also did some STREEAAMING. According to Russell we do things a little differently in Denmark when it comes to Stand Up.
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[@lawenosborne3566]

Heeeessstttt!.... Russell: Laaaadiees!

[@mikehunt3463]

Hæst*

[@martinvandijk5806]

Same same ;-)

[@lawenosborne3566]

Mike Hunt høst... 🤔

[@thomasvajhoj]

lawen osborne håst

[@LANGEw0w]

And in such a difficult language

[@HolgerDK2]

amaziiiing

[@angeladavidsen5791]

How do they do it

[@angeladavidsen5791]

@Oliver Engholm you clearly didn't get the reference. Btw I have been speakin danish since 1 year old

[@TheMessyDane]

@Oliver Engholm r/wooosh

[@TheMessyDane]

@Oliver Engholm There you go, you got one. I would argue on the pathetic part, considering your own comments.

[@FreakyGremlinDK]

Try pull that sniper joke in the US. I'd love to see that.

[@FreakyGremlinDK]

@C J Because they'll panic

[@sebinatimm496]

C J people have always been shooting in Copenhagen lol

[@sebinatimm496]

C J they’re not illegal if you get a license and it’s not just migrants and muslims

[@omega1231]

@C J The biggest gang war in European history was in Denmark, between the ethnically Danish Hell's Angels and predominantly Danish Bandidos, sure the groups you talk about are currently more willing to use their firearms because they are trying to gain territory, but to suggest that Hell's Angels and bandidos don't use firearms, makes you a fucking moron. Also it is actually very easy to get a license in Denmark, it is hard to hold on to however if you use your rifle for crime. To own a handgun you have to be a competitive shooter.

[@ya_like_jazz]

It will be cool seeing him give it a shot... get it

[@Introverted_Onliner]

Måske skulle han oplyses om, at Rune Klan er en kombination af komiker og tryllekunstner

[@P-lo_ol-9]

en.... tryllekomiker™

[@mikkelkajgaard783]

@@P-lo_ol-9 en tryllomiker

[@scipioafricanus5871]

Trylletossen Rune Klan

[@SunkeyBadunkey]

Ja

[@alexanderprimdaldam4139]

Ja det har du helt ret i

[@frederikjensby9273]

Explaining a joke is like disecting a frog, you will understand it, but it dies in the process.

[@ST_Vids]

i appreciate this

[@srcc5511]

Som englander som bor i Danmark og prøver at lærer dansk halvandet år, den her var sjov

[@OSRS_Emperor]

Englænder*, lære*. Det dansk skal nok komme! Du stave godt i forhold til at det kun er halvandet år siden du startede

[@bluetomatoseed]

James Johnson *staver :)

[@OSRS_Emperor]

@@bluetomatoseed hahhahahaha

[@Dianafreaken]

James Johnson *Flashback til det Jacob optrådte med*

[@adday.]

Du kan allerede skrive bedre dansk end mange danskere.

[@Zinity]

I love how good Russel is to actually guess the topics, and yet he seems to understand most of the context. Love his reaction to Rune when he gets "shot" the first time!

[@CavemanSynthesizer]

It's kind of weird. I don't understand the language, but I can still kind of feel the timing, so it made me chuckle.

[@yokiryuu134]

It's kind of sad that it's without english sub. 🤔

[@bibbobella]

@@yokiryuu134 Most of these jokes would make next to no fucking sense if you don't understand the language. Like the ÆØÅ part in the first one...Like..yeah it is jokes about our language itself and how fucking retarded the spelling rules are..because there arent fucking any. The otherone is a bit more..mehh..but the funniest part he does is a terrible pun that, again, only works in danish.

[@BoHolbo]

@@bibbobella As a proper Dane me self, I concur! Our language is ridiculously stupid and illogical. The syntax of our language is all over the place. There is practically no logic to it at all! But at least we were part of the original pirates, long before the British!! 😈

[@zxaxl3875]

No one: Comments: *Danish*

[@Martin-delta]

Did he say 7 million people? 5.8 million is more like it.

[@ssjhilfling]

@@h0lmie 5.8 in 2019

[@diekhoner6950]

​@@ssjhilfling ja, ikke fordi Danmark har fået 1,2 millioner indbyggere siden.

[@djgokker3433]

soon less because of corona virus

[@Cat-ix6jy]

@C J ?

[@TraitorFelon.14.3]

C J So your channel is solely created for spreading xenophobic nonsense?

[@elincarlsson6388]

I came to this video thinking I would understand at least 50%... hahahaha jokes on me, optimistic Swedish person, more like 5% and then I'm being generous. 😆

[@frederikdfeldborg]

Dont worry i find your language pretty hard as well. Ones we switched from Swedish to purely Danish TV. Kids my age dont learn anything about your language anymore.

[@elincarlsson6388]

@@frederikdfeldborg Perhaps I should take Danish 101 or someting, I understand Norweigian pretty well, not fair to danish. Jag älskar köpenhamn, varit där 4-5 gånger, jag borde förstå lite mer än jag gör. Btw we have ÅÄÖ cuz we wanna be special XD jk.

[@frederikdfeldborg]

@@elincarlsson6388 Haha. And we got æ, ø and å

[@misswang01]

Norsk her, godt vi er flere som passer stereotypene 😅

[@jacobdahl2148]

would be fun to see Russel react to danish comedy with english subtitels

[@yazminasporrong8880]

As a Swede living in the UK, this cracks me up. I only understood a third of the sets 😂

[@BoynamedMagnus183]

Wow! Are you really so bad at language?😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@solidacid1337]

I've been watching a lot of Russel Howard shows on youtube lately and I'm a huge fan on Simon, so this is very well timed!

[@Joliie]

Yup and they both showed up in Odense, bloody brilliant :)

[@MariusSeim]

I find it fascinating that Norwegians (such as myself) can understand Danish easily-ish - while it does not go the other way around. I guess it has something to do with the fact that we watch alot of Danish and Swedish shows while growing up. Loved watching Russel trying to understand!

[@vanefreja86]

I understand you 🤗

[@kennethDKmonberg]

Jeg forstår dig også 😊 Født I Sverige, så forstår dem også.... Jeg er Skandinav ❤

[@CsCharlese]

Russell Howard have been my hero for so many years. Loved you Talbot in Comedy fight club but haven't really watched danish comedy the last 10 years because I find the british humor so much better but this new "partnership" has given me a new love for Simon. Will have to watch the older stand up shows now. Btw love your cute kitties too :)

[@yellowsparklefish337]

Is Russel stuck with you in Denmark

[@mariepindstruplinde1671]

I think this older clips being released slowly to keep us all entertained. IIRC is was a few months ago Simon released the first videos with Russell.

[@yellowsparklefish337]

@@mariepindstruplinde1671 Thank you

[@AnubisUlven]

He is going to do a show in copenhagen in april, that is what i have heard 🤔

[@sashiamalou920]

@@AnubisUlven The show is in April 2021, hopefully for him he won't be stuck in Denmark until then

[@Joliie]

@@sashiamalou920 Ohh if he is, maybe he could do part of it in Danish.

[@Joliie]

Loved the show in Odense, Simon warmup and Russell just winging it, testing stuff and just having a blast.

[@Menhtrol]

Hest (Horse) Ohh that could be woman as well Im freaking dead :D

[@MayBee15]

I'm Danish but I've lived abroad since I was 3 and I can honestly relate to the first so much 😂I'm still learning to write in Danish and using æøå can be so hard

[@GreyCookieWeirdo]

You should have shown Rune klan shuffleling pieces of meat for the queen!

[@michaelhofby]

rune klan er jo ik komiker man ... De ved bare ikke hvilken kategori de skal putte ham i . Det er vel en eller anden form for entertainment men ikke ligefrem comedy

[@greggen4033]

when Russell looks over at Talbot, his right eye disappears, what is this witchcraft! :D

[@roguerocket99]

Gregers Johannesen it’s called a lazy eye I have one myself his vision is not as good in it as his normal eye

[@snowbiwan-kenobi5594]

green screen

[@Hkhjazz]

Also know as green screen

[@moomin7777]

Understanding what the dansh comedians are actually saying, makes Russells commentary so much more fun.

[@sigurdbrevik5774]

I'm Norwegian and also had fun trying to guess what they were talking about

[@emilkaare2211]

4:38 Æ,Ø,Å we got 28 letters in the alphabet. which one of them did we lose? There is 29

[@sarah_egh9968]

The Gamer maybe he didnt count w since it isnt in the alphabet song. I did that once and was so cofused for a solid 5 min

[@filzet02]

Im swedish and this was really hard. Impressive that he got so many answers right.

[@christiandyrvig5585]

Mega fedt at få en fantastisk komiker med. Forsæt med dine videoer, mega fedt

[@Amadeus-ms9lt]

As someone who speaks both languages, this video is gold.

[@TheTorqueMusic]

Kunne være sjovt at se Russels reaktion på nogle af de ting Dirch lave, måske især de ting hvor han ikke taler dansk (russisk klovn og lign.)

[@snafumeister42]

I love Russell Howard!

[@MagicBugzii]

Wow. Really interesting insite! I'll have to look at more of your stuff :D It's interesting how comedy in US and UK has evolved away from physical comedy and stage skits. Looking back only a few years ago at famous comedians like Robin Williams and Rowan Atkinson who really excelled at physical comedy makes me realise how much I miss it. The US comedians have small rooms for stand-up and the UK have panel shows where comedians have to sit down the entire time. That fall inspired me to watch old clips of Buster Keaton. How many comedians have learnt the art of the comedic fall? Excuse me whist I go on a binge watching session :)

[@Marianne999]

3:05 Nonsense! Æ æ u å æ ø i æ å. 😁

[@HowdyDo42]

Lol I got the first one from the Finnish "Tanska"

[@benjamindahlgaard5288]

I love YesCup TowerHigh!!

[@mindicity3874]

I was just having fun spotting all the Stormester contestants - there's four!

[@ItsMePhoebe]

Haha när man tror att kunna svenska skulle vara en stor fördel men knappt förstår ett ord^^' Den första komikern var lite lättare att förstå medan man förstod lika mycket som Russel i de övriga haha

[@omega1231]

Det går også ret hurtigt, det er jo lavet til folk der taler dansk som modersmål :)

[@louiseandersen6212]

as a danish person these are so true

[@malytheson]

3:06 my teacher showed me that in school when we had about letters or somehting i cant rember it was in 7th class 😅 Hi from Denmark btw

[@unfoldingspace8]

Simon, show him “Bingo Banko” (in the voice of Palatine) You know it to be true.

[@thomasbell5283]

Hver gang Talles videoer er færdige: “Neeeeeeeej - Mer’!!!”

[@JegSkaSkiido]

6:32 Jeg ville ikke kalde Mick stor...

[@mariepindstruplinde1671]

Nogle gamle jokes holder altid 😜

[@FrederikWLC]

Hvad mener du? Han er da den største, sammen med Anden.

[@JustinBieber6]

@@FrederikWLC 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

[@FrederikWLC]

Man, I kan da ikke bare forvente, at jeg kender alle Talbots gamle jokes.. Blev anbefalet videoen på YT.

[@JustinBieber6]

@@FrederikWLC Det ikk det, det er fordi Mick er lav🤦🏼‍♂️

[@mindstorm9157]

As a full dane this is so fun to me 😂

[@QueenMegaera]

I thought I understood the second guy. And then he picked up the pace and I was like "nope".

[@alexanderprimdaldam4139]

I come from Denmark and i think its easy to understand in the comedy show

[@lordmortensen8344]

Jeg fik allesammen rigtige!

[@nielsschelbeck-pedersen8733]

Hej Simon Talbot. Har du vist din sang "Stjerner og hvidt lys" til Russel Howard? Hvis du ikke har vil det være super sjovt at gøre på en af dine videoer. Fortsæt det gode arbejde.

[@Imranthegreat12]

Elsker der lige er et touch of irish i Simons engelske udtale

[@line3174]

"Heeest, oh that could be women as well"

[@tatalsaba]

I really would have liked Russells' reaction to Thomas Hartman, Anden and Geo.

[@sigridirmelinhejeholst13]

Det er seriøst det sjoveste at se alle dem der ikke kan dansk i kommentarene være helt forvirrede

[@KevinTheDane]

6:31 - First time anyone ever called Mick Øgendahl 'very big'!

[@rbroder315]

Du skulle havet vist Russel klippet med Rune Klan og Dronningen

[@MrRahbech]

First time Mick Øgendahl was called a 'big' comedian

[@t3nder-4pe]

Did you atleast translate some of the perfomances afterwards? I believe good old, old Russell might enjoy them, if he understood, what they were saying.

[@the_internet_has_ruined_me]

This is so weird for me because I know lower german and if I really concentrate I can understand like 20 % of it. I always felt like lower german is just a mixture of german, dutch, english and danish 😂

[@jortand]

Jeg havde nogen venner som var i comedy zoo hvor Russell var der de siger alle at han var fantastisk

[@MrLarsgren]

to tame the rebel spaghetti water add a tiny piece of butter. then it dont foam up.

[@jazwragg]

Using my basic Norwegian knowledge to try and get the gist haha

[@collybeans586]

LoL Hvorfor afslører du hvor skod vi er!?

[@kat101194]

8:33 😂😂😂

[@pianoreeves9611]

Good stuff. Mangler bare Hartmann og Matthesen

[@Madsvda]

makker det er et steelseries arctis det det du kan kan folde kopper ind ad det giver mig spass

[@JohnSmith-uc9cr]

Hope you get this. Russell, if there is one good thing to come out of this shiteshow, its that you're stuck in the same country as us. I'm in the same boat or sorts, been stuck here for 14 years, voluntarily of course. Simon I have decades to get my chance to meet you. Your a piece of gold in your own right. Big love Guys - Stay safe ;)

[@91Metalhead]

:6.38 first time ever someone called Mick Øgendahll big.

[@Luka1180]

Wish you had put Danish subtitles on there, but with direct translations.

[@FinAnd42]

Kaldte du lige Mick Øgendahl “very big”? 😂😂😂

[@lling8895]

Mere tak :)

[@tokesejersen1140]

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaa simon du er seriøst en legende

[@jknMEMES]

Ledte efter den her video for 2 dage siden.

[@annkirstine4772]

Try Cirkusrevyen It’s the best 😁🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰

[@klaud7311]

Why didn't you show him Anders Matthesen?

[@MrNasrudin123]

Why does Russell look more professional offstage

[@SunkeyBadunkey]

Hahaha jeg er dansker og forstår det hele 🤣

[@alfred4775]

sååårr deett er vel noget # Rød grød med fløde og æbler

[@michaelhofby]

Simon! Det kunne være RIGTIGT sjovt og interessant hvis i lavede noget mere omkring det tekniske i stand up comedy ... Bedømme præmis, setup, storytelling og punchline osv.. Altså analysere jokes og bits fra de største .

[@Peter-hc2dl]

How dare you!!

[@rasmusmuller5406]

Nej nej Simon

[@craftycurate]

2m gap please fellas :)

[@jackgoddard5551]

Are we going to ignore the fact that Russell is fucking FOURTY

[@FluffyVM]

hvad er der sket med hans hår?

[@dazzle8129]

You could say that æ = the e in hElp

[@askeguldbjerg1031]

Prøv at vis ham det med undertekster

[@Zalphen]

28??? We have 29

[@alfredmadsen251]

Jonathan Larsen men vi bruger ikke rigtigt “W” bortset fra de ord der er engelske, og ordet “waders”.

[@chrisk6945]

8:59. The girl in blue at the back said (ಠ_ಠ)

[@Markoholtze]

Det er sgu grineren XD

[@Baekstrom]

The third one was kind of easy, don't you think? One of the options is "A sniper called Flemming", and then the guy gets "shot" and says the name Flemming. You would have to be REALLY drunk and tired to go with one of the other options.

[@tiner8414]

His abilities are restricted to gaming and comedy... He would definitely suck as a quiz show question maker...

[@michaelhofby]

sjov ide umiddelbart . Lige startet videoen dog

[@Niko-lt5ku]

Russell var sku god god til at gætte hvad det var Rusell were pretty good at guessing what it was

[@fjols1991]

Du skulle ha vist ham Nikolaj Stokholm selv om man ikke fatter hvad han siger griner man 😂😂👌👌

[@nin7744]

Norwegian people should supposedly be able to understand danish, but seriously, it sounds like the sims language to me, i think the english guy caught more words than i did

[@asgerhandskemager2407]

Hej jeg er fra Denmark 👍🤗🤓😂🇩🇰

[@esthermusen3492]

Hej Simon 👍🏻

[@poisonbomb1]

Compared to swedish that actually use those letters and actually spell häst like häst ;P Could pretty much understand the first one, barely anything by the others XD

[@HenrikDalsager]

Helt ærligt Simon, 28 bogstaver, skal vi prøve at tælle, jeg får det til 29, eller har du (som børnesangene, glemt "w")? 4:39

[@mediebyg3844]

7 million people eyyy???

[@peronkop]

I thought it would be raunchies. The subjects are so plane.

[@clarastensig7021]

I am danish

[@SergeantJ]

Im danish

[@gordanagoran86]

Denne video var meget sjov. And your Friend aint got any idea what im saying.

[@mikkelpedersen8001]

Skælle madinga dinga do, Well it works better in Denamrk