Russia's Victory Day Parade: Putin watches single tank drive down Red Square

Vladimir Putin watched a single World War Two tank roll through Moscow as part of a scaled back Victory Day parade in which he claimed war had been unleased on Russia.
The T-34, an 83-year-old relic, has traditionally opened the annual display of military might because of its symbolic role in helping Russia overcome Nazi Germany.
However, the Soviet-era tank is normally accompanied by more modern fighting machines in a full display of Moscow’s military might.
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[@PeterMasalski93]

I am more afraid of a tank who has done 1000 parades than 1000 tanks that have done 1 parade. - Bruce Lee on tanks

[@omargerardolopez3294]

What does that even mean?

[@killeanmcchesney5138]

@@omargerardolopez3294 think about it

[@omargerardolopez3294]

@@killeanmcchesney5138 I would definitely fear a 1000 thanks that have done 1 parade more than one that has done 1000 parades, the 1 is probably old af(and at this point porbably also just a parade tank) and is only one, while the 1000 are porbably new(most of them) and they are a thousand tanks

[@jenniferlinn6570]

​@@omargerardolopez3294 I don't wanna be that guy but parade tanks or some other vehicles that u haven't seen in the battlefield is called prototypes

[@killeanmcchesney5138]

@@omargerardolopez3294 he’s not being serious lmao

[@cyruslupercal9493]

Putin: "I want a parade in Kyiv!" Generals: "But we have parade at home." *The parade at home*

[@Roberto-rp5ib]

Still stronger than US😂

[@Tommy-xq5jw]

A parade of tank. (not plural) x)

[@dinitis]

​@@Roberto-rp5ib delluded

[@goofyguy1232]

@@Roberto-rp5ib dont say something about america! they donated 2 trillion of military equipment to the taliban so they can have huge parades, they even got a huge air force now!

[@richay1]

@@Roberto-rp5ib HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAAHA.....HAHAH

[@CSDM15]

Man Russia must be so powerful. Look at the amount of tanks they got!

[@user-ml9fx8gx2w]

@user-sp5hk1kh9j go to ukraine and watch Russian tanks and then die

[@KoopaTroopa4]

Hey listen, that tank could take Kiev easily! They’re just holding back to make it fair

[@emmanuelmx]

They have around 10k wdym

[@Yamn_]

​@@emmanuelmx 10k tanks with little maintenance for years because the budget is going to the politicians pockets instead

[@face7288]

@@emmanuelmx i dont want to do it

[@brittcrona7802]

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. The lone t-34 tank and cadets are a real second world army parade 😂

[@t.m.5004]

*second world war army

[@KatarinaBohtana]

Unironically the best description of this parade by far.

[@Felix90167]

To be fair the first world always described the western world, while the second world covered the Soviet Union and its allies...

[@brucekilby9957]

Putin talks about evil.He should look in the mirror. The modern Stalin.🇺🇦Slava Ukraini🙏

[@slavajoo2330]

уссацца, кто тут голос подает из сортира? 🤣 Самое смешное это когда имбецил подвергает сомнению теорию относительности Эйнштейна

[@6.5x55]

Runs better than a T-14

[@theflipeechestlanjao7754]

at least the turret doesn't fly this time

[@ignacygerwazychrobroszynsk7859]

T34

[@dpelpal]

Russians are officially the worlds laughing stock😅

[@cody9606]

It is still running

[@wack6692]

The T-14 didn’t actually break down because when they got a recovery vehicle to tow it it didn’t move Turns out the driver had the hand brake on the whole time lmao

[@HotPinkMist]

Organizing the Special Parade Operation is really a tankless job...

[@benz505]

Take my like and leave

[@piccalillipit9211]

thats quite good

[@San-nah]

😂

[@JP-oe4ry]

Winner!

[@desireless4092]

Putin should really tank about it

[@markygetstarky]

Never laughed so hard before. I saw a ton of Russians in the comments of my country's military parade laughing at it. One of them said to look at Russia's parade instead, here we are. 😂😂

[@xRlly]

0:43 Putin looks like Kim Jong Un with his generals.

[@PeterSedesse]

Last year they had T-14s, Terminators, hypersonic missiles and 3000 troops. Now they have 1 museum tank, police and cadets.

[@s0ycapitan]

And if they did the same this year the Russian public would say "Why are they here instead of on the front line supporting our troops". Mystery solved.

[@greenshinigami5566]

When everything concludes they will only have the museum tank in a museum

[@denisv3297]

And there are not enough brains to think about why there was not enough military equipment?

[@nohandler1493]

Yet there is no counteroffensive 😂😂😂

[@timmyejeidj2283]

This becomes this celebration is for ww2 and this is the tank they used to help win ww2 stop letting fake new affect your opions

[@vasilileung2204]

This is the second most powerful military in Ukraine

[@alastairwallace6153]

This is the second most powerful military in Bakhmut, they cant even take that.

[@CloakerV8]

@@alastairwallace6153 remember when Wagner said they have taken Bakhmut a month ago good old time😂😂😂

[@jeanyvestra7214]

@@alastairwallace6153 Cuba and Vietnam are not big but they have defeated USA.

[@vagrant-techart8278]

yes make no mistake we started this

[@pnduarte4696]

​@@alastairwallace6153 yeah wagner controls more than 95%. Idiots=why don't they control bakhmut already.

[@hiddencloudninja]

Russia's new state-of-the-art tank on its way to the front line

[@cheesyfromindonesia9969]

"World domination" says Putin yeah good luck with those T-34's

[@vietnamese_bot]

Sources: I made it up

[@letsgo4740]

Moral of the story " Don't send am army built for parades into actual combat"

[@InsideTheDarts]

An°

[@titob.yotokojr.9337]

Wise advice to the dwarf! 😂🤣🤣

[@user_huh_lol]

dont be fooled by what u see on camera

[@beachbum77979]

@@user_huh_lol We're not fooled by what we see on camera.

[@okkymahardikafauzi274]

Imagine need whole continent to beat some countries

[@gw7624]

Watching anything coming out of Russia is like looking into a parallel dimension.

[@cptpayday2080]

Its becoming more and more like North Korea..

[@user-ng8ue6xf1m]

Old-fashioned mass murderer communist regime which look up at Joseph Stalin as its brightest star

[@johncezar350]

the russia exist in western media fake clown world and the russia that exist in reality are very different

[@winzyl9546]

​@@cptpayday2080thats an insult to north korea, they have more arsenal than this

[@sansundertale5274]

@@cptpayday2080 nah, russia has more freedom

[@Cinnamorxll]

Russia has one of the best military marches ngl

[@flesz__]

that single tank would be enough to defeat Ukraine if they didn't have help from nato

[@TheBlueJimmy]

“Conceal their losses” one tank in the parade does not conceal their losses it puts them of full display…

[@andrewbow271]

I could also be to poretect the current stock, I imagine a full fleat of tanks and soldiers on parade would have been a tasty target for the Ukrainians.

[@spiderweb1212]

@@andrewbow271 I don't quite think the Ukrainians have the capability of sending a missile into the heart of Moscow

[@start2957]

@@spiderweb1212 they can send drones

[@christinephipps8236]

thats because it's the only one they have left!

[@blechman3871]

​@@start2957 if ukraine can destroy russians tanks in the center of their capital city then it just shows how incapable is russian mklitary

[@prashantkashyap4387]

Nobody can troll Russia better than Russia....

[@slavajoo2330]

ну про GB мы вообще промолчим😂😂😂😂 вы же не предлагаете нам судить о всех британцах по вашим премьер - министрам последних лет? А то совсем уж печальная картина вырисовывается😂😂😂😂

[@orvalprosacco1951]

Yes🤣

[@aeonsbeyond]

AUTOTROLLING

[@snipergking5661]

@@slavajoo2330 would say the same for your president but putin kills anyone who has a chance

[@timk.3286]

lmao

[@syntheticfox_real]

“Drake?” “Yeah Josh?” “Where’s the modern tank brigades?” “Oh well they’re right here in the parade stockpi-“ “…” “I see the problem.” “OH DO YA?”

[@thejedicounciloffical]

The parade would have been larger if Russia didn’t waste their military on Putin’s war.

[@connoroleary591]

To inject a bit of realism, the tank should have been pulled by a Ukrainian Tractor.

[@waynesmith1219]

Russian scrap metal

[@beachbum77979]

The tank should also have had a flying turret.

[@chopperking007]

10 !!

[@8bitninja64]

Yeah, this is the first Russian tank I’ve seen that wasn’t on fire.

[@ballatinesfinesse2753]

ukrainian don't have they own manufactured tractor

[@stephencolbert934]

I didn't realise that T-34 tank is so small. In fact, come to think of it, it is an ideal size for Putin.

[@pancytryna9378]

That's t-34-85, the larger variant T-34 is even smaller

[@sergeykomarov5596]

Это идеальный размер для твоей жены!

[@paulgap7012]

Putiny indeed

[@marietheresa7866]

​@@sergeykomarov5596 👍👍👍👍

[@anitagorse9204]

His ego wouldn't fit in. 😆

[@user-sx5uc7qd1j]

Чем больше они язват - тем всё правильно мы делаем. Больше ненависти прозападные рабы, нам приносит это наслаждение.

[@totalgamer1819]

Imagine a lone Wolf sniper with a 50. Cal, API round. Hitting the gas tank on that ICBM.

[@02suraditpengsaeng41]

Nah what about commercial DRONE

[@InsertSomenickorsomethingOK]

Wow! Their whole Tank Force on one parade! Sensational💀 Edit:thanks for 1k likes its the most ive ever got

[@8fledermaus8]

Next year they will send horses 😂

[@pauls3204]

@@8fledermaus8 no there won’t , they’ll have eaten the horses , next year it will be peasants from the outer regions .

[@Owlmare]

@Ms Moon Boo That actually makes Ukraine look incompetent - Russia, with only shovels snd no tanks, still keeps advancing despite 2.6b$ worth of equipment Ukraine gets every 2 months just to stay afloat in this proxy war.

[@garlicxi]

At next year, they'll be sending the Tsar Tanks at this rate.

[@johnroach9026]

@@garlicxi They'll be using Ghana's leftover advanced equipment

[@roverboat2503]

That one will be straight on the train to Ukraine after the parade.

[@ricardocorrea8325]

@JZ's BFF they have 4000 nuclear weapons and a president who's previous job was not a clown

[@Luxuriousvibestv]

@@Michael-jj4ic making a joke by losing 15% of his territory and being a good dog for usa

[@aaroncabatingan5238]

Russia failed to take and secure 85% of Ukraine's territory and it looks like the remaining 15% is about to be free from occupation. It's better to be an American dog than a Russian slave.

[@aaroncabatingan5238]

​@@ricardocorrea8325 Russia have 4,000 weapons they can't use and a clown for a president.

[@user-iz7fu2dp6q]

@@Luxuriousvibestv Losing 15%? Last year I heard about 20-25%. Where is the rest?😁

[@Neko_Medic]

Long gone are the days when anyone had something resembling respect for the russian military.

[@jokerraand8697]

What is the situation of ukrain war now. Love for russia from india

[@Kasubaz]

@@jokerraand8697situation for the Russia military and Government for the war in Ukraine is terrible after taking losses and Territory lost to the Ukrainian armies the Russians starting to enlist mass conscription, placing locals and from some reports I think farmers into the army and as of June 2023 a mutiny among a Russian faction rebelled in Russia and was making progress into Russia and was going to take Moscow but reports from other people online they say they were exiled to Belarus in February 2023 Russia was making major advances on Ukraine tanking their cities and annexed the Donbas region before all this stuff happened Russia was destroying Ukraine but the Western powers aided Ukraine in their war that was in they started gaining some ground

[@Kasubaz]

Basically Russia was winning then started losing because Ukraine got guns

[@Iamdoepi]

Clown@@jokerraand8697

[@colombadellapace2509]

I can imagine the Pentagon seeing this and saying: guys...maybe we overstimated them way too much.

[@mahogany7712]

there goes the Military Budget

[@NexusApollo]

The car the general is saluting in, is probably the most modern vehicle there.

[@rossmansell5877]

and that appears to be a copy of a Roller

[@johannesnicolaas]

Probably stolen.

[@nehalemxtv5331]

With 50% made from western parts, especially german parts.

[@compilationstuffs9412]

There are literally modern APCs right behind tank

[@ameerhamid89]

​@@compilationstuffs9412 a handful of protected patrol vehicles and a couple of BDRMs. I'm shaking

[@clydepatrick27]

"All the people of the Soviet Union contributed to the overall victory. " - That includes Ukraine. 🎉

[@schutzanzug4518]

Ukraine banned victory day in their country 😂

[@passwordismywifesname4550]

@@schutzanzug4518 What? Wonder why! :P

[@cellchow2339]

And he definitely failed to mention the large amount of supplies from US during the WW2. The US provided large military support to Russia during WW2, much like what she is doing to Ukraine right now. Update: During the 1942 to 1945, US provided aids to Soviet Union (the former self of existing Russian) amounted about 92 billion dollars and after the war, the Soviet Union government returned 2.6 billion dollars worth of material back to US. Such aids, besides the monetary value, the timing of such support is also critical as that was the most important time for the SU needed it. Yes, i am aware that the SU government is not the existing Russian government. But if that is why the Russian government doesn't showing (at least) recognization to such help in the neck of time because the two are different governments, then may i ask why the duck the Russian government is celebrating victory over ww2??? If she was born 1991 anew, then the victory over ww2 does not relate to her in any level at all........ No, i am not helping the US for any reason. I am just trying to speak the truth here. I am just a person who is deeply disturbed by people who is taking support from another person yet forget about it and bad mouth his or helper at the same time

[@crazylordbc3347]

☝ USA... CANADA.... UK ...

[@almightysssssshneyder]

@@schutzanzug4518 no its not banned removed back to 8 may like its in every other european country. and we dont celebrate it like russians screaming we can repeat it, on to berlin etc. we dont show how strong we are. its more like never again, day of grief and remembrance of those who gave their life for victory the Russians denigrated this day by turning it into a masquerade and a show of force, plus they reinforce the myth that it was not the Second World War, but the Patriotic War, and only the Russians defeated Hitler so we distanced ourselves from this

[@Sukhoi47Berkut1]

How a T-34 can show russia tank losses? people speak too much without think. Ukraine couldnt destroy 3000+ tanks that is just impossible. take out a Zero of that amount. Now if they say, 3000+ ground vehicle of all type. then that a credible amount

[@sturmx96]

Idiots will complain at whatever. If it was 100 or 1000 tanks parade they would be saying, yo this is a parade army. If it was the biggest parade ever they would be saying , yo these damn russians trying to scare off somebody, if they sent those to front maybe they would have better chances. The fact is that ukraine is scared to start its hyped up offensive.

[@antlerisnotabrahminskull]

@@sturmx96 ikr

[@IHateYoutubeHandlesVeryMuch]

check oryx

[@cr2031]

goo goo gah gah headass please check oryx

[@whoami30204]

It's pretty obvious they're busy using actual tanks in Ukraine and other commitments and aren't going to withdraw them for a parade lol

[@_RuSheR_-uv7pj]

People when they forget there are literally two tank battalions in moscow that are elit forces operating T-90m, T-80bvm and armatas. Those 2 battalions never leave moscow. NOT TO MENTION that Russia lost 2500 tanks, while having 14.00ü in active service and having produced over 2500 tanks in 2023.

[@ne1273]

I’m surprised the turret is still on the tank 😂

[@neilz.]

Lol it probably doesnt even work

[@TheRealBillBob]

That's a WWII tank they weren't built like... ugh never mind. Nothing worse that a clueless idiot thiinking she can make friends by acting like the "in" crowd. 🤡🤡

[@rebelliousfew]

@@neilz. It’s a parade tank, it doesn’t need to work.

[@Betonoszlop]

Yeah and apperantly the engine is still inside.

[@danihaldar7627]

ন্যাটো সাদা কুত্তা দের রিপোর্ট আমরা দেখি না fu*** o না। 😁😁🤫🤫

[@pierreo33]

No smiles Only worried faces

[@pablo17667140]

Except Lenny 😃

[@CarlosCostaX]

No reason to smile.

[@siegfriedehmke4834]

There was lots of smiles in the uncut film

[@0bserver416]

Russians don't generally smile. They don't fake smile to appear nice, they just who they are.

[@mariannabatz9733]

Wow, this is definitely the second army parade of the world? One museum tank😂😂

[@msigurko]

There. It's on film. He's literally crying. At 0:46 .

[@mariannabatz9733]

The Second World Army in all its glory: one museum tank, a couple of cars and a lot of pathos

[@orvalprosacco1951]

As usual

[@Arsen_Magomedov.]

По истории. если враги придут на наши земли, мы будем сражаться до последнего человека и уничтожим ваши ЛГБТ войска.

[@justynmatlock8873]

Glossing over which side Russia was on in 1939.

[@ThePhobosAnomally]

Yes. On the side of total evil, as Putin put it.

[@loyalpiper]

Agreed

[@TAHK_T34]

Oh, yeah🤡Please remember, what said Chamberlain after the munich conspiracy in 1938?

[@aaroncabatingan5238]

​@@TAHK_T34 I don't recalled British troops murdering Polish officers in Katyn. Whatever mistakes the allies made in Munich, it is nothing compared to what the Soviets did. Most of the rubber and oil used for Barbarossa came from the USSR. And remember that the Allies learned their lesson from that. They will not appease Russia.

[@Kukakkau]

@@TAHK_T34 Just going to deflect away from that Molotov-Ribbentrop non-aggression pact to invade Poland from both sides and divide it up? Put your clown makeup back on.

[@MaxWaster]

"Meanwhile, Ukraine has retaken significant territory in Ukraine because Russia's tank had to return to Russia for the day. The Russian military has said it hopes it's tank will be back on the battlefield soon. Russia has also stated that it hopes to make another tank in the future and if it is successful that tank will be fitted with the finest technology of the 1980's. Western leaders are meeting later today to discuss the potential threat of Russia having 2 semi-functional tanks."

[@sergeisidorov2156]

А ты юморист, если западники обсуждают 2 наших танка то от 10 вообще сраться будут даже в америке . И ещё на их ликвидацию отнимут у налогоплательщиков 8 миллиардов , хахаха равный размен.

[@alphacentauri7381]

​@@sergeisidorov2156 мы здесь очень сильно боимся России 😂😂😂

[@MaxWaster]

@@sergeisidorov2156 Единственная причина, по которой западные лидеры вообще должны обсуждать ваши жалкие военные усилия, заключается в том, что вы украли чертежи ядерного оружия. Путин - король идиотов.

[@sergeisidorov2156]

@@alphacentauri7381 нам вас не надо даже напрягаться пугать - вы уже почти трупы если дальше будете заниматься дибилизмом и платить хохлам свои деньги.

[@Anees-]

People are so brainwashed lol it must be those j@bs 😂 poor quadruple jabbed MSM obeying sheeps

[@alongcamejones309]

Wow !! Russia has only got one tank left. 😮👍🤠

[@MultiMrsmurf]

“Russia scrapped the traditional flyover-“ Yeah cause they don’t wanna shoot down any more of their own fighters

[@derekwildstar85]

Strange that in the parade they did not show washing machines and refrigerators as war booty of the "special operation".

[@MetalBackingTracks]

or sinks!

[@PixyTech]

Yeah and stolen nutella

[@derekwildstar85]

@@PixyTech Definitely, also because in Russia they have Nutella substitutes whose taste I dare not imagine....

[@nostradam96]

This stupidity touches me. The salary of a Russian soldier is 4 times higher than the average salary in Russia and more than 10 times higher than the salary of an average Ukrainian. Why does a Russian need some junk from a destroyed house? By the way, these Ukrainian soldiers became famous for looting their own Ukrainian population.

[@samthomas9389]

The refrigerators are being used to store corpses & the washing machines are being used to clean bloody (russian) uniforms, for the next wave of russian patriotic-fodder to wear.* * Temporarily

[@kevindavis9095]

The parade comes with a special surprise too. They all keep marching straight to the front lines in Bakhmut. 😆😆😆

[@StefanHoffmann84]

In decembre '41 there was a parade on red square, right after which most went into battle. true story, there is even a song about that.

[@goofyguy1232]

@@StefanHoffmann84 interesting

[@mariettap1849]

Wrong, they go straight to Brussels/Berlin.

[@HungryGhost999]

@@mariettap1849 what and defect without a visa. Doubt it 😂

[@yuniku1489]

​@@mariettap1849 yeah they deflect to Berlin because military morale was so dog water they rather deflect than fighting on the losing side.

[@peterj5083]

Not bad for the world's 25th largest army in the world just behind the army of Albania.

[@deller9728]

There are so many malicious comments about my Motherland...During the Great Patriotic War, in 1941 there were also parades, they were also small, but all the equipment and people immediately went from Red Square to the defense of Moscow and the whole of Russia. And even though there are fewer of us, we are stronger, fighters of the great former Soviet army. Mother Earth gives us strength, truth and family are behind us, and the new Reichstag, which was saluted in the Canadian hall, will be defeated.

[@hhKJgf1M8a0rzt8hP]

It seems the museums are empty.

[@Martin-nu2sp]

Yes 😃😃

[@orvalprosacco1951]

It is.

[@mariannabatz9733]

Wow, this is definitely the second army parade of the world? One museum tank😂😂

[@Ben-ew7zo]

Even the generals are looking confused hahaha

[@orvalprosacco1951]

Not surprisingly

[@brittcrona7802]

And instead of soldiers, only cadets are present. I wonder what happened to the soldiers 😂

[@vivysvivys3815]

Лучше быть сбитым с толку, чем как хохлы отбитыми на голову

[@user-pk2vh3ug4p]

@@brittcrona7802 смотри лучше свой гей парад 🤮👎

[@user-pk2vh3ug4p]

Да у вас в европе на гей парадах все счастливые 🤮 позор европейцам и пиндосам 👎👎👎

[@mentalplayground]

q: Want to see parade? a: no tanks

[@seargantmagor]

Fun fact: The T-34 was first produced in Kharkov, Ukraine.

[@kowmap2857]

И что? Это что-то меняет, американец?

[@gianmac3361]

​@@kowmap2857 slava ukraine

[@user-ml9fx8gx2w]

@@gianmac3361 smertь hohlam

[@kowmap2857]

@@gianmac3361 Не обязательно писать в комментариях о том, что ты поддерживаешь нацизм. Это никому не интересно🤡

[@gianmac3361]

​@@kowmap2857 explain to me why the turret of your tanks is always 10 meters away from the rest of the tank

[@TroIIingThemSoftly]

Ironically, putin's trying to do the same thing Germany did in 1939.

[@edymarius27]

Not at all

[@solarsystempresident]

@@edymarius27 yes at all

[@moranMB]

​@@edymarius27 absolutely yes at all!

[@San-nah]

​@@edymarius27 Definitely yes!

[@edymarius27]

@@moranMB arguments to withhold your opinion?

[@ConnorPritchard__1999]

"its just the one tank actually.." 😂

[@bigstiffmen]

fascist, system of government characterised by extreme dictatorship. seven across

[@iEX3CUT1ON3R]

Hot Fuzz 😂😂

[@bhgtree]

No wonder he called off the parades in other parts of Russia........ Person one: "is the parade going ahead?" Person two: "i don't know." P1: "oh it is...here comes the tank......he had to drive all the way from Moscow." 😂

[@alinsarbulescu]

Irony is all of us are living the lives we live thanks to the T-34 y'all ridicule now!

[@redguard2946]

Gorgeous T34, perfect condition. Clearly stayed on the correct side of the border.

[@LinasVepstas]

Scuttlebutt is that particular tank was actually purchased from Laos in 2019. Supposedly that explains why it's in great condition.

[@redguard2946]

@@LinasVepstas Thx, amusing fact 😛

[@brittcrona7802]

I would not be surprised if this tank is also sent to Ukraine tomorrow. The second army of the world has very big problems

[@Headbangerbr]

​@@brittcrona7802 western propaganda 😂😂😂 URRA 🇧🇷🇷🇺🇮🇳🇨🇳🇿🇦

[@Gamma_249]

@@Headbangerbr lol

[@johannesnicolaas]

Good god, now I am shacking in my boots.... one tank, one!!! Now Vlad really is going to win the war.

[@evantang3939]

Vlad for Vladimir Putin

[@toldyouso7323]

WITHOUT A DOUBT...DEFINITELY A RUSSIAN WIN.

[@Raygun9000]

Yeah, sadly he will. Unless they have to move extra assets to other border conflicts. Ukraine's got some fight left, but they'll be like France after ww1: Demographic collapse, but they won't have their own empire to prop them up.

[@cgt3704]

Oh no. They are using old soviet tanks. What ever will we do

[@Raygun9000]

@@cgt3704 throw some Ukrainian pensioners in the way?

[@entireanarchy2293]

I wonder how many T-34 and SU152 (and kv1) they had to cannibalize to get these two antiques running

[@ConnorF888]

Zelensky: "wanna hear a joke about russias parade." putin: "No tanks"

[@ChillwithLaurenZen]

The most important thing is that Putin's body double had a nice time.

[@quanganhvu6791]

I've been tried to figure out which of the 5 known ones this one was

[@Britain_Stands_With_Ukraine]

@@quanganhvu6791 Body double 1 has a stick out ears. Body double 2 has floppy ears. Body double 3 has a double chin. Body double 4 has no chin. Body double 5 has all of the above. just to confuse the hell out of any assassins.

[@drew3758]

​@@Britain_Stands_With_Ukraine So which one is this guy

[@San-nah]

​@@Britain_Stands_With_Ukraine The real Putin has no balls🤭

[@mariannabatz9733]

Wow, this is definitely the second army parade of the world? One museum tank😂😂

[@kevinpeter1671]

in 0.45 it looks like putin is crying

[@johannesnicolaas]

He should be.

[@chadbridges4304]

I doubt he ever cries but I bet he pisses ice water .🤣

[@Zeaurs]

its the sun

[@orvalprosacco1951]

Maybe)

[@mariannabatz9733]

Wow, this is definitely the second army parade of the world? One museum tank😂😂

[@rikiey]

"Mr. Putin, the museum calls. they ask where is their tank"

[@arina7444]

The following also took part in the Parade: Launcher of the operational-tactical complex "Iskander-M". Launcher 5P85SM2-01 of the S-400 Triumph anti-aircraft missile system. The country's nuclear shield - the Strategic Missile Forces will demonstrate the 15U175M self-propelled launcher of the RS-24 Yars mobile system. Hundreds of our tanks (T-72-B3 and T-90) are undergoing emergency modernization, taking into account the combat experience gained in the Donbass. They enhance protection against enemy anti-tank missiles and its drones. Tanks "Armata" (T-14), right now is going through the "course of a young fighter", shooting at the adversary from closed positions and practicing their commanding skills. This is a kind of tank manager, who must be able to direct the actions of other combat vehicles that are on the same network with him. In any case, "Armaty" is also in the NVO zone.

[@youtubejrm123]

is it true that T-34 they showed display for the parade was bought somewhere around 2019?

[@howdy5005]

I guess they lost their ww2 era tanks in Ukraine too

[@stevetalevski6645]

The new thanks are kept for Nato countries all the way to Berlin,just like last time. THE RED ARMY!! Remember?

[@ilikepigeons6101]

Don't worry soon they'll pull their ww1 equipment into the frontlines, then theyll truly win the war XD

[@alastairwallace6153]

​@@stevetalevski6645 what? 🤣

[@johnroach9026]

@@stevetalevski6645 What, the half dozen or so T-14s that haven't been drowned in the mud of Ukraine? They're going to defeat the entirety of NATO?

[@ilikepigeons6101]

@@muffy469 doesn't change the fact that they only have like one tank left stop coping

[@roverboat2503]

Putin forgets that the parts of Europe that Soviet troops 'liberated' at the end of WW2 were than occupied for another 40 years by the Soviets. Liberate is not the appropriate word here.

[@schloops8473]

yah, it's like having a new director in a prison...

[@Robis_Grigoris]

Google siberia torture labour camps

[@MODHIIK]

Чево бя

[@AryanD422]

Same can be said about America no?

[@user-lf2jh2ru9f]

And when will the troops of the "democratic part of the world" withdraw from Europe?

[@craptacular8282]

I wonder what was going through Putin's head as he watched this.

[@jebbroham1776]

If this had been the fighting ability of the Soviet Union in WW2, the Wehrmacht would have pushed all the way to Siberia before they even know what was happening. It's quite pathetic.

[@DaliborPerkovic-sw8mh]

Totaly pathetic! If the Third Reich was in war just with USSR Reich will be victorious before 1943. But, there were USA, Great Britain, China, ect. Pitty!

[@arvingascarfamily8647]

The Sight of being in a Losing side.. What a pity

[@leonard-teo]

Time to dust off those T-34s and send them to the front

[@bnuttsgee]

He forgot to mention the 11,000 planes the 6,000 tanks and the 300k plus vehicles the USA supplied to USSR during WW2.🤷‍♂

[@cristianhugomunozcampos3450]

Putin: "I have 10.000 tanks facing NATO" Stoltenberg: "We have 100.000 Javelins facing Russia"

[@thanasisrks4944]

Behind those javelins are us the European people who want to see ourselves liberated from American occupation! 🇬🇷☦️🇷🇺

[@decaesaris5093]

@@thanasisrks4944 Since when your blyatystan-muskowy is european ? 🤔😂

[@kazikowski1976]

@@thanasisrks4944 Go liberate yourself. We dont need greece in NATO

[@user-ej5iz7nu4g]

Автор комента, тебя не смущает, что РФ одна защищает свои границы? Против НАТО, и не боитесь ли вы что РФ, надоест и запустит ядерные?, это могущественная держава! Которую боится весь мир.

[@decaesaris5093]

@@thanasisrks4944 We ALL Ukraine's neighbours FULLY support Ukraine till the end because we ALL ruZZia's neighbours were repeatedly invaded by your blyatystan-muskowy. SLAVA 🔱 UKRAINI & Saint💥 HIMARS 🇺🇦🔱🇷🇴🇺🇲🇪🇺💪

[@doubtingthomas736]

Next years parade will be spectacular... they'll have a few old men hobbling by, and a couple of horses and carts pulled by Dobbin and Daisy! 😐

[@AINA1956]

Давайте посмотрим следующий год. Кто счем будет!Давайте ровно здесь встретимся 😂

[@darthwiizius]

It'll be the peasants pulling the carts because all the horses will been eaten.

[@carlosrivera3331]

Hahaha loser Russia

[@user-ih9xz2et8j]

We will see in the future the great conquerers of Afganistan and fans of LGBT parades.

[@carlosrivera3331]

Puppet

[@blakkneit9779]

They are at war, their equipment has better things to do than showing up to a parade 😂

[@spencertwoeightyz3383]

Next year the parade will be a bunch of civilians carrying signs that say “at least we still have nukes”.

[@thefirstkingdogo1126]

And the year after that?

[@RFC-3514]

One tank to rule them all, one tank to find them, One tank to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them; In the Land of Moscow where the saddos lie.

[@Egor_Kel]

Hahahaha 🫡🫵

[@adrianoalcaraz3892]

One joke for 440 days of special military operation that loses its claim to be the second most powerful military in the world. One joke for a single tank.

[@jasonmccredden1050]

The opposition is tanking haha

[@darthwiizius]

And 3000 turrets to orbit everything.

[@AhmedAdly11]

I keep seeing westerners liken Russia to Mordor. But in essence, it is the westerners who are far more like Mordor. I don't mean it insultingly. But it is by his description, not mine. (based on actions)

[@leaveourstatuesalone.3378]

That little tank is now on its way to the front line, cardboard cutouts for next years parade….🎉😮

[@kuunoooo7293]

I mean atleast russia can afford to still have a parade, i dont think ukraine could pull something like that of

[@davidhynes]

I hope they do not forget the fuel and rations if that tank is going to the front line for another special operation.

[@coldfish3445]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tommyatkins2527]

@Harry_ Zombee _1 nice juicy drone bait lol

[@tommyatkins2527]

@@kuunoooo7293 this is mickey mouse bullshit ukrainian army are battlefeild soldiers

[@racerracer-go5qm]

I've got to admitt, that t-34-85 looks better and well preserved when it's not crowded with T-90s and T-14s

[@jijanew64]

When little modern military equipment is on parade: "Ahahahahaha! Everything in Ukraine has already been destroyed!" When there is a lot of modern military equipment: "Show-offs! They took everything from the front just to show a nice parade!" As a Russian patriot, I still prefer the parade that was held. All the most modern equipment is now needed at the front, not on the pavement of Red Square.

[@hansvader4864]

Where are all the other T34's from last year? Or are they needed at the front as well?

[@jijanew64]

@@hansvader4864 What difference does it make? The T-34 is a symbol of ancestral victory, not a combat unit.

[@19katherine1213]

I’m not even for Russia but I’m feeling second hand embarrassment for them at this point

[@MetalBackingTracks]

HOLY CRAP the old guy @ 02:22 got so many medals he can not literally stand up.

[@jeanniemullinder9038]

ha ha, looks like he just dropped off the Christmas Tree !!!

[@callsigndd9ls897]

This guy carries a backpack on his back with a rock as a counterweight, otherwise he would fall forward. In the Russian army, it was always the norm to hand out tons of tin, instead of paying the soldiers properly.

[@MODHIIK]

Ты дурак. Дедам под сотку лет. Кнш тяжело передвигаться

[@JosueHernandez-nu5cp]

Disrespecting a world war 2 veteran eh?

[@kekeezy]

@@JosueHernandez-nu5cp he's woke ig

[@andreit3100]

Tanks at the parade have nothing to do now. The people would not understand if the tanks were on parade, and not at the front.

[@MrPastaLP]

POV: Then your Millity Parade is smaller then the GDR one had on its 40 birthday back in the Day

[@stefangherman8408]

The 3,734 tanks were not lost. They were blessed by Saint Javelin of Ukraine.

[@t90mshaweenee55]

saint javelin delivered the weary ageing tanks to a better place then being misused by the russian army

[@berretta9mm17]

...just before they died doing a tankless gob...

[@John-ed8ye]

Well at least Lukashenko showed up for the Parade so there was a single international leader in attendance to watch the single tank in the Parade. Kind of pathetic when the North Koreans can put on a much more intimidating show with more modern weapons and get more international leaders to their Parades than Putin can.

[@ryanmalady376]

I imagined him thinking "this is the army keeping me in power? I might have backed the wrong side"

[@user-lk7xj2zs3u]

There were other CIS presidents too, like the president of Kazakhstan and others.

[@Zabfo]

hmm lookyshunky probably just turned up to fill his pockets from the buffet and then bog off back to bellendrusha

[@Bialy_1]

Russia is not considering them international...

[@nightman7263]

Lt. Gruber and his little tank must have felt really embarrassed.

[@atuanredjo6685]

1 tank and 1 spg more than what my country has

[@sidechainblane4153]

Is that the last one lol 😂😂😂😂

[@jeanyvestra7214]

Haha, seing only 3 or 4 ICBM does not mean that he used all his nuclear bombs.

[@nicklasmelander8467]

I was asked to go to victory parade... I answered no "tanks" 😊

[@Angry-Lynx]

👏

[@jorgepino6901]

😂😂😂😂😂🇺🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦🇪🇺

[@lnguyen4982]

This parade should have been sponsored by World Of Tanks.

[@justintimbersaw3934]

Nah, it's always the one tank opening since the beginning. Go watch the 2019 parade. Is this propaganda? yes. A good one? no.

[@rct3LP]

Usually there are more tanks behind the first though. Like the t-14 armada and others a few years back.

[@TheLeibstandarteSS]

I bet the germans are like "please send that t34 to ukraine our leopards want to meet it."

[@drunkpunkrat5764]

They would play with it like a ball of yarn!

[@orvalprosacco1951]

This tank has no chance on the battlefield

[@mabussubam512]

I guess a T-34 would be finally matched because in 1940s tigers and panthers couldn't do their job stopping them.

[@alenas2320]

Не волнуйтесь. Т34 уже стоял в Берлине у Брандербургских ворот!)

[@DaliborPerkovic-sw8mh]

No need! They can send Tiger tank or Panther tank. It will be inaf.

[@xaltocan]

I love the shot of Yanukovitch. He looks so happy to be there......🤔

[@korkor8960]

What time? I see twice to find him, but not discovered.

[@anitagorse9204]

On his way to Haague with the rest of the bunch. 😆

[@PivdennaChaika]

He's happy just to be alive...still

[@longjidalu3845]

That miserable traitor.

[@the2theonly672]

@@korkor8960 at 1:20

[@safe-keeper1042]

I saw a comment somewhere saying they're saving the rest of the tanks for the _real_ parade.

[@user-gd1hk6nh3p]

Well, it doesn't really matter. So Russia has one tank and the EU no longer has ammunition. And this is how we play soldiers here 🙄🤪

[@jdoe3006]

From 3days to Kiev to 1yr to T34' 😂

[@goofyguy1232]

still better than some drone pulling up and flying straight into crowds of soldiers and tanks

[@RiccardoTheBeAst]

Who said that 3 days thing? Genuine question.

[@goofyguy1232]

@@RiccardoTheBeAst Nato said it , russian command thought of a 20-30 day invasion however they thought putin would throw the whole russian army at the ukrainians instead he sent 150.000 soldiers in, at that point nato trained around 600.000 ukrainian soldiers since 2014 annexiation of crimea, nato has also sent military aid in those 8 years slowly equiping ukraine, with the war coming to a standstill, nato throwing hundrets of billions at ukraine, and sending in commandos and heavy machinery and not to say the many recruitment waves of kiev and the 2 of russia? or 1 i dont remember, this war will probably last until 2024

[@anneslot7013]

@@RiccardoTheBeAst US general say this but Gebels TV, i mean ukro TV start using this like somebody in Russia ssy this

[@RiccardoTheBeAst]

@@goofyguy1232 Guys don't worry, i know 😊 I'm asking this (to the people that use this meme) since months and months, but nobody could ever give me an answer, they just shut up.

[@erinwalker1842]

To be fair, it doesn't look like a parade of the world's second army, although maybe it's not really second anymore?

[@ironcladstudios971]

That lone T-34 is like the single girl in the Casting Couch

[@johnjephcote7636]

One of those watchers had enough medals on him to forge a set of fire irons.

[@michaelram3411]

If usa and britain hadn't sent extreme amount of military,raw material,logistic and food aid to the bolsheviks ,and %100 of the german troops had been on the eastern front,the glorious german army would have taken moscow in 1941 and st@lingrad in 1942 , and the bolsheviks would have surrendered unconditionally

[@eddiecharles6457]

Most likely medals earned by kissing arse.

[@MrWeenuk21]

@@michaelram3411 yes in todays dollars america alone sent 200bn to the soviet union during ww2. it absolutely would have collapsed as the current counter offensive by ukrainie would be impossible by now without western aid.

[@pipposantorino2731]

@@michaelram3411 если бы у бабушки были половые органы дедушки то это была бы не бабушка.

[@iMost067]

@@michaelram3411 and other hollarious stories

[@carbontube7956]

This is the day I truly felt, russia already lost.

[@elenasloik225]

In your dreams) stay fooled by the Telegraph

[@TheIceman567]

@@elenasloik225 not fooled it’s facts look at Russia in Ukraine.

[@San-nah]

​@@elenasloik225Orcs are delusional. Stay fooled by Russia propaganda!!

[@02suraditpengsaeng41]

​@@elenasloik225 just find T-14 armata in parade

[@misiyuk_28]

​@@02suraditpengsaeng41 why they need it if they have ICBM

[@thejedicounciloffical]

Well, maybe they should have sent actual military equipment to Ukraine instead of parade equipment.

[@SirHellNaja]

Putin must love 4.7 - 6.7 BR so much

[@02suraditpengsaeng41]

T-34-85 (insert year here) probably are sole next top tier and last vihecle in tech tree who know

[@nelsonclub7722]

Russian Tank Commander: "Is that a camera drone.....or........?"

[@ilaser4064]

"All the people of the Soviet Union contributed to the overall victory", Ukraine was part of that by your own words Vladolf!

[@user-ju1ce8qj6b]

​@@Fusion_4000 Britain also received lend-lease, and three times more than the USSR, but they sat at home for almost the entire war until the victory of the Soviets became obvious

[@user-ju1ce8qj6b]

"... Ukrain was part of that ..." So what? does that somehow change the meaning of what was said?

[@conan7431]

Ленд лиз выплатила только Россия в 2007 году, если я не ошибаюсь. Из всех стран бывшего СССР.

[@user-ju1ce8qj6b]

@@conan7431 Ну да, Россия взяла на себя выплату всех долгов СССР и в обмен на это получила право на владение иностранными активами СССР (вроде было что-то ещё, но я не помню уже).

[@Vitki4]

The USSR lost 28 million people, of which 9 million were USSR Ukrainians. Military and civilian people. Horrible numbers.