Buford T Justice - Quotes 1

[@nancydemoss8421]

Jackie Gleason was given the freedom to ad lib basically all of his dialogue. He was a genius and that made him the real star of the movie! RIP Mr Gleason!!

[@robertthomas5736]

Mister Jackie Gleason, Created and Kept Making The Character even Funnier, Every time He was on Camera

[@666kinski]

& Mike Henry..Junior..RIP.

[@bigl6322]

I did not know that…. Very cool!

[@Stevespoken]

There used to be a video with Hal Needum I think they took it down Jackie would have a glass of booze every day just to start

[@jimmysmith9273]

Never interfere with a Master Smart Ass! Never laughed as hard as a 15 year old stoner🤣😊🚬👿

[@saltonan8753]

“You sounded taller on the radio” Classic line

[@charleshales4634]

Too funny!

[@cheechdubinsky6709]

Ooohhhmmph. What the hells the world coming to?

[@josepharmelin6467]

As a black man, I must tell you that dialog had me on the floor, rolling with laughter. I thought it was great to show that attitude in such a manner. I loved it!!!

[@Jefff72]

“There’s no way, no way you could come from my loins.” Got to be the best line in the film. Jackie was a masterful actor.

[@jaystew730]

..."When we get home I'm gonna punch your mama in the mouth!"

[@dennisholst4322]

He is the best God bless him

[@Jefff72]

@@dennisholst4322 IMO you’re right you “Sumbitch”

[@voxhumana-qt4ki]

"when we get home the first thing im gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth"

[@Praise___YaH]

Guys, HERE is Our Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins, NOT jesus, and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

[@robertbreedon9137]

"The Goddamn German's got nothing to with it" still makes me laugh every time

[@NCAUDIOVIDEO]

Haha that’s my favorite line 😂😂

[@burt1202]

🤣🤣 Funny azz hell everytime I hear it. "What did he say, shut up one $hit at a time..."

[@millzw13]

Lmao

[@robbyel3958]

I just spit my coffee out when he said that. Forgot about that line.

[@georgehenderson7783]

I might have said the same thing myself. Before he said that, the other sheriff told him "I hear perfectly well. The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation." Who ever says "germane"? 😂

[@Michael1966W]

Burt Reynolds might have been the star, but Jackie Gleason made this movie

[@MyREDTAIL]

Right on

[@sheriffburfordt.justice4488]

This movie would have bombed without Gleason. Supposedly when he read the script he said "This is the worst thing I've ever read. I'll take it."

[@John-np2bf]

This movie would be nothing without Jackie but I think the same can be said for Burt. I love Jackie Gleason. All his old comedy is priceless. This movie wouldn't be anything without them, 50/50.. IMO..

[@GeorgeAshburn]

This movie was a perfect mix of actors, story and direction.

[@mom2adevildogw489]

This movie was a success because of BOTH actors! The 3rd part bombed & featured Jackie Gleason, but it bombed because Burt Reynolds wasn't interested in reprising his role as "The Bandit!"

[@MyREDTAIL]

RIP Burt, Jerry Reed, Jackie Gleason, & Dom D Louise, You are all sadly missed by all of your Fans etc.

[@mrt723]

Sally Fields. yes she is still with us ,I remember her in the Flying Nun and other movies Growing up with these people makes me rather sad its like losing a good friend ,all great people

[@ChilesRussellTaylor]

Gone too soon!

[@benphillips2947]

@@mrt723 Sally Field is, thankfully, still alive.

[@sshurmatz]

Plus Pat McCormick and Fred the Dog.

[@UNITEWAD]

AMEN. X

[@jettcarlburg356]

This was Jackie Gleason's last great performance. He should have gotten an Oscar nomination.

[@blasianluvschocolate397]

Facts 💯

[@JLTitus2902]

His last movie was "Nothing In Common" with Tom Hanks in 1986. Smokey and the Bandit came out in 77

[@JK-of6bq]

@@JLTitus2902 I believe he said Last GREAT PERFORMANCE! Not Last Movie! I concur 100%! After this movie his health issues were up and down quite a bit. Even Smokey part 2 he was no where near this level and Smokey 3 He was better than in 2 but no where near in The Original....And all other movies that came after he was Ok but his Health issues kept in from being Like Ralph Kramden or Sherriff Buford T. Justice!! But that is In My Opinion..

[@godofrandom94]

my dad love that line

[@abunidalparedes]

The fact is Jackie Gleason was a heavy smoker.

[@michaelmckinnon2906]

RIP to those who are deceased who made the masterpiece that was Smokey and the Bandit.

[@bradleystopher8725]

RIP Burt Reynolds (Bo "The Bandit" Darville), Jerry Reed (Cledus Snow aka The Snowman), Pat McCormick (Big Enos Burdette), Mike Henry (Junior), Hal Needham (the director of Smokey & the Bandit) and Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice)

[@Band-maid-fan101]

Only people left is frog and little enos

[@GridIndustries]

@@bradleystopher8725 You forgot Fred, who was played by Fred, apparently Jerry Reed's real-life doggo.

[@Wildstar40]

@@GridIndustries Fred was paid 30 cheeseburgers for his part in Smokey and the Bandit which is not too shabby for a dog in 1977.🤣

[@romanstar7550]

TRUE MASTERPEICE OF COMEDY , LAUGH AS HARD AS I CAN

[@kennethhickman4583]

"Look at that ugly alligator Daddy." "That reminds me.I got a call your mama tonight." 😂 thats hilarious

[@kellylynn2584]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 love that comment

[@evanjameson5437]

indeed! one of the all time funniest lines!

[@readonnawilson9600]

Lol

[@rickwaldren3633]

Hes so stupid he dosent even know who hes chaceing.or what he looks like daddy my hat fell off can we watch the foot ball game daddy

[@phesm4353]

😆Yesssssss!

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

“My hat blew off daddy” “I hope your goddamn head was in it” is still my favorite piece of film dialogue of al time

[@davidwoodman3655]

U Will not see a show like it today no com sen show s now days

[@rodgersilva3359]

My favorite thing was who are you what do you think you are are you some kind of a goddamn Superman

[@lasondraperry4298]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sophiabrown8251]

I laught until I cry.

[@davidwoodman3655]

@@sophiabrown8251 love that show to we cool

[@mbrew3244]

"The fact that you're a sheriff is not germane to the situation." "The Germans ain't got nothing to do with it!"

[@LyonsArcade]

they did a variation of that bit in the Sopranos that was hilarious years later. Couple wise guys go over to a Russian guy's house and end up killing him, then they're trying to get rid of the body, and the guy isn't dead and runs off. They're trying to call somebody on the phone and the phone line keeps cutting out. The guy on the other end of the line informs them "He killed 16 Chechen Rebels singlehandedly... he was with the Interior Ministry....." And when he hangs up, the one wise guy says "You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Checkoslavakians. The guy was an Interior Decorator!" the other guy says "His house looked like shit......"

[@oooziet.j.6832]

Saint Germaine champanska!

[@smalik0786]

The god damn Germans got nothing to do with it !!

[@caitlinthomas1527]

@@smalik0786 shut up! One shit at a time😂😂

[@lgcocjjp4]

"You sounded TALLER on the RADIO'...😭

[@Buckleup-x9r]

To this day, sheriff Buford T. Justice brings tears to my eyes.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@craigwhite3438]

If you lived in the north, it was a movie, but if you lived in the south it was a documentary.

[@31Alden]

LOL

[@ictdpowerstroke4591]

Yessir

[@denverman22]

If ya know ya know y’all

[@paulmacpherson3114]

same here years ago in Glasgow, you got a slap round the ear, and if the cops turned up at your parents door you got your arse kicked from your dad

[@billyyank5807]

No one cares. That's just foolishness 😂

[@fuzzynuts8129]

Burt Reynolds may have been billed as the star of this film, but Jackie Gleason stole this movie. They don’t make them like this anymore.

[@royvee7332]

Definitely some of his best work

[@ldreese33]

My dad and I have had this conversation. Jackie Gleason made the movie.

[@rbeck3200tb40]

He improvised alot of these lines hes saying here

[@OGStarlightKY]

Yeah man, I remembered when I first saw the films. Jackie Gleason was and is the only person in this movie who could make me laugh until my guts hurt.

[@jmangi6221]

Agreed, he's one funny sumbitch!

[@kennethhickman8119]

"But the god damn germans got nothin to do with it." "What diid he say?" "Shut up. One shit at a time" Still funny 42yrs later. Gleason was awesome. To me,he made the movie timeless

[@gkroll8467]

funny as hell line give me a dr pepper and a diablo sandwich and make it fast Im in a gdamn hurry

[@papiXchuko]

“That’s a big 10-4!”

[@gkroll8467]

classic@@papiXchuko

[@jettcarlburg356]

@@gkroll8467 We have a BBQ restaurant here in Austin, TX that actually has an item on their menu called "JW's Diablo Sandwich".

[@rumrnr78]

I don’t think my comment is “germain” to the situation...

[@jacobmacartney1921]

“What we have here is a complete lack of respect for the law.” Line kills me 😂😂

[@Andrewleedy133]

It's simple old fashioned communism

[@Legba85]

Burt Reynolds now joins Jackie Gleason and the pursuit is back on. RIP. 🙏

[@AgriVideos1]

Rudy Juarez don’t forget about snowman.

[@Chief176]

Yep... and remember Bandit, Nobody, NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T Justice look like a possums pecker!

[@walterpetersen776]

That's Jerry Lewis who died snowman was played by Jerry Lee Lewis

[@JackSmith-jj3bi]

Walter Petersen Jerry Reed not Lewis

[@sergeanthunter8784]

Don’t forget about cleutus the dog

[@westtexasdave2140]

“Shut up! One shit at a time.” Gets me every time

[@toddinnis7220]

😂😂😂

[@ramon317]

😂😂

[@jefftappan3091]

The T/A was the real star.

[@davegeisler7802]

😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@littleteethkeith]

I’m a supervisor at my job. I can’t tell you how many times a day I say that quote my mind.

[@MrBerkelyjest]

I'm 55 years old and still laugh my ass off everytime I watch this movie! I even to this day in 2019 use all of the quotes from this movie! My wife hates that I do that but it's okay, she doesn't understand a classic movie like this!😂😂😂😂😂! Rest in peace Burt, Jackie, Jerry, Dom and any others who are no longer with us! Love this movie!

[@samuelmccunemccune4919]

YA nice job I do too

[@sadflute8639]

My brother and I do the same thing lol

[@gkroll8467]

Divorce day bitch wimpy

[@sadflute8639]

@@gkroll8467 what ?

[@ronderulijkummar7453]

I would absolutely LOVE that ! And I laugh my ass off when I watch that movie! What a Timeless Classic that never gets old!

[@D_Isness]

I NEVER get bored of watching Buford T. Justice or the performance JG gave in making him 1 of the best known (and funniest) Sheriff's of all-time. Priceless.

[@paulmunro3175]

Gems like this movie are not being made these days. Producers not only lack a sense of humor, but a set of balls. When you can still laugh out loud at a movie decades later, you are watching a piece of art.

[@bigtoe0341]

There is also no originality. It’s all superheroes and sensationalistic gun fighting BS.

[@dennisholst4322]

He humiliated those so called smart people

[@fitmaxas381]

Those days movies were piece of art, now just piece of shit

[@jeffcampbell2710]

There was no script for the movie. They had to Add lib. Sally almost didn't do it because of that. Burt convinced her. Then they fell in love, in the movie, for real. Jackie drank all day. It was only meant to be a B movie shown in the South. It's an Icon now.

[@catadkins7338]

I can’t like this comment enough! Perfectly said!

[@francis2811]

"Pure and simple old fashioned Communism - it happens every time." Brilliant comedy!😂

[@davidd.c.9344]

Sage words!! 😎

[@cherokeeconcrete1986]

😅

[@briantipton7406]

Shouldn't be poontangin around

[@josephmullin5845]

@@briantipton7406 what does poontangin mean?

[@gillespriod5509]

ahaahah Buford was a monument of ignorance, too funny!!!

[@keithplump3008]

Everytime I watch this movie I laugh my ass off. Jackie Gleason was the best . Rip Mr Gleason.

[@tedpert8786]

They didn’t have to use anything but were funny as hell rip all of you!

[@bobbycv64]

JG, WAS THE GREATEST, just like he said all the time

[@yvonneholmes2990]

Who the shit would call their child Buford!

[@chadmiller2224]

the best thing about this film! Mh dad and I watched it on vhs all the time and I'll never forget his laughing at Bufords lines. We even had the same 77 Trans Am when I was a kid. Used to love riding in the back with the t-tops out. It even had the front license plate my dad bought somewhere to put on it. RIP to my Dad, Jackie, Burt, and good ole Jerry Reed of course.

[@melmiller9507]

Should of won an Oscar. This performance was so brilliant and unique. Jackie was able to combine a funny goof sheriff , but a sheriff that was actually a good competent smart police officer nonetheless. It makes his character so believable and likable. I think people overlook this aspect of sheriff Buford T Justice. There is no one that could duplicate this performance.

[@nupatriarch1681]

He didn’t need a damn Oscar. The Academy had NO respect for comedy in those days, and is a joke today. Lets not make them more important than they ought to be. Jackie Gleason is a comedic genius, we can all see that

[@devin4066]

Well put! That hits the nail on the hood. He’s so hilarious but you never see him as a clown. It’s a genius performance!!

[@rockolutheran]

Its should HAVE, should HAVE. Please people, its not that hard to remember

[@mrsb1212]

⁠@@rockolutheranIt’s not its! Its is the possessive word like “his” and “her” for nouns without gender. It’s is a contraction and should be used where a sentence would normally read “it is”. It’s not that hard to remember! 😂😂😂

[@billyyank5807]

It was the year of Rocky. All the presidents men and the network.

[@graycloud057]

No one could say “sumbitch” like Jackie Gleason.

[@buckspa]

Bitch + Bitch = Sumbitch

[@mt3311]

That is how I say that to this day. Since I saw that movie when I was a teenager.

[@scdevon]

Remember when you could just watch a movie and have fun without everyone getting "offended" at everything?

[@maxwelter9545]

+scdevon Yes, I do!

[@jrobertlysaght]

+scdevon well obviously the subby was offended. he edited out "A colored sheriff, what's that's the world coming to".

[@mrtequilashooter]

+scdevon Can you picture what he would say about Hillary?

[@spikespiegel5878]

+scdevon oh yeah those were the days

[@dannygjk]

+Cap285 lol

[@candygirl1990]

I love buiford, he is exactly what we need right now. So iconic and funny

[@YesIdied]

I was thinking the same thing, we could use this wisdom of wordplay

[@dmcallister1506]

Smokey and the Bandit hit the jackpot when they hired Jackie Gleason. He had the best lines.

[@marshamariner7897]

The writers/director talked to Jackie and said it would b perfect for him. And he joined

[@annaritaranalli1791]

Gleason was a priceless light comedy actor

[@100hooker]

@@annaritaranalli1791 Jerry Reed was a close second though

[@annaritaranalli1791]

I beg your pardon 100 hookers

[@Jailhouse_Chris]

He apparently ad-libbed most of his lines. Absolute comedy legend.

[@roadsidetees2024]

"i'm gonna BBQ your ass in molasses!!!" ~ Classic line, one of the best of the whole movie.

[@balancedactguy]

He follows that line with "You're going away till you're Gray!"......Classic!!

[@bradleystopher8725]

200th like

[@mvader7188]

After the classic, "I saw that you sumbitch!!!"

[@NeilLB7]

Burt....you are missed. This was a huge movie to me as a kid growing up.

[@gkroll8467]

does he call his son moose twit or tick I could never hear it clearly smokey 3 gets a bad rap sure its a mess but it all Jackie Gleason compared to the first two where hes in it not as much, I know the film was reshot part 2 was pretty bad dont get me wrong Jackie saved it but I dont want to see a non likable Burt argue with his then ex girlfriend in real life its not fun to watch the film goes from being annoying and stupid to moments of real mush first all are we to believe sally would try to marry jr again thats too freaking stupid the elephant part was very dumb the pile up in the desert was impressive but went on too long whats with Universal with car stunts, if done right good, but then becomes too excessive, the blues brothers, midnight run another car pile up in the sand, still a very funny film screw political correctness

[@jeffcampbell2710]

It's a guide to being Southern. A time long forgotten. There's a lot of truth in this. The South was much different. People stuck together then.

[@Joker-11B-SYLV]

"You can think about it, but dooont do it." Said every father since the beginning of time. Lmfao

[@Penfold8]

"There is no way......no way that you came from my loins!"

[@duanemercer3843]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danielhartley1956]

My favourite line from my favourite film of all time, I use it all the time, (except the punching your momma in the mouth part), she's scarier than Sheriff Buford T Justice.

[@brentmeredith5295]

That's my favourite line in the hole movie

[@jimmyturner2096]

I use that quote almost every day.

[@geoffowen7627]

That line has been stuck in my head for decades, pure genius. 😂😂😂😂

[@timmcdonaldjr2712]

I remember seeing this when it first came out back in 1977 as a 12 year old. Just as funny now 41 years later.

[@luckyalexander8881]

My Dad took us to see this movie at the drive in.He was and had been a professional Truck Driver and still was.And I rode With him for many years when not in school.

[@dougnew8152]

Unfortunately this film was used on me as a way to be groomed, one of worst movies in my history! I also saw this in 1977 but I was too naive to really know what was going on.

[@metalmat3651]

Jackie Gleason literally sounds like he is having a heart attack during every scene

[@AdolfTrumpler]

Sponsored by Carl’s Jr and Hardee’s

[@christianmuller292]

"You can think about it, but don't do it"... That's what I say to my sons when I believe they're up to something. Works every time. Jackie Gleason really had an influence on the way I react to some people who deserve it.

[@tonyfeliciano5981]

R.I.P. Bandit and the Snowman n Buford all together in heaven!!!! They say it couldn’t be done!!! Three angels in heaven on another run!!!

[@randyhutchinson9910]

Tony Feliciano B double E double R un

[@decristo1021]

And Fred too!

[@timg2088]

"When I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mama in the mouth..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That was always my dad's favorite line.

[@graciescottsdale]

"There is no way, NO WAY, that you came from my loins"

[@csoblo]

My favorite line. One of many

[@Cluez31]

My dad's too lol

[@jrome3264]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lesstech74]

+1😆

[@ernesthendrickson7379]

We miss these wonderful happy men who entertained us mightily. They were irreplaceable and missed and ever shall be!!!

[@donniecurry7460]

Indeed

[@PimpLenin]

You have to give props to Mike Henry playing the role of Junior. He was an excellent sidekick for Jackie Gleason.

[@mt3311]

Henry played Tarzan in the 1960's. He turned down the tv role that went to Ron Ely/ He was Donald Penobscot on M*A*S*H. He died from complications of Parkinson's and CTE, the football brain disease.

[@Marzelini]

Jackie Gleason was a hell of an actor and Hillarious!

[@richb.4374]

He was also a very good pool player. In fact, in the movie "The Hustler" he made with Paul Newman, he did all of his own shots.

[@hughkingsley8631]

Did you ever see him with Richard Pryor in The Toy? Absolutely hilarious. Richard Pryor is funny on his own, but put him with Jackie Gleason, and it becomes pure magic.

[@Marzelini]

@@hughkingsley8631 Yesss, i love that movie 🤣, Jackie Gleason’s wife in that movie is funny af too Lmao!

[@Marzelini]

@@richb.4374 I need to see that one, haven’t yet, thanks for the recommendation.

[@scott250r2]

Without Jackie all the Smoky shows would have been a flop. He was the man

[@gkroll8467]

right!

[@jmangi6221]

You're exactly right. The dude was insanely funny, what a freaking character.

[@gkroll8467]

he was just as important as burt sally jerry@@jmangi6221

[@scottharman110]

As good as he is that third smokey and the bandit movie could have destroyed the first two it was so bad.

[@gkroll8467]

screw you part 2 sucked I dont want to see a real life couple yell at ear other once they broke up they should have gotten another girl and the story she would try to marry jr again what is she a moron the plot sucked made him ook like and unlikable bum it stank a least paart 3 had more jackie gleason in it@@scottharman110

[@RalphGrimes]

My mom and my great aunt took me to see this the weekend it opened. I was 10 years old. It was funny then but as I got older and continued to watch it regularly (as any normal Southerner does) it just got funnier as I caught all the adult humor I missed as a kid. I too use these quotes on a daily basis. It’s part of my DNA.

[@mkast2815]

They never give Academy Awards to comedy roles, but this one deserved it.

[@mt3311]

They have in the past, both to movies, and actors and actresses.

[@larrydalesowell1016]

Whoopi Goldberg “Ghost” performance got an Oscar

[@mt3311]

@larrydalesowell1016 Gjost was not a co.edy. her character was not funny

[@larrydalesowell1016]

@@mt3311 Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost was a comedic role. It was not a dramatic role.

[@adamf34]

I loved Billy Bob Thorton's quote about this movie, "People in the south think it's a documentary."

[@bevgilmore1996]

'scuse me, i live in the south and i always thoght it was a documentary... DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?!

[@paigecat9104]

I LOVE THAT! Made me bust out laughing!

[@eromitlabhitw]

Wait... it's not? Shoot, next thing you'll tell me, 'rasslin ain't real!

[@MrSmashmouth07]

Lmao

[@jamesgoodwin2450]

Hahahahaha very funny

[@brianviera9539]

One of the funniest bastards to ever live. Classic shit.

[@randyhutchinson9910]

Brian Viera The GREAT ONE !!!!!

[@Christopher1889]

Loved watching this with my Dad. God rest his soul.

[@beverlypage7341]

This was a favorite of my daddy's and we watched it on a regular basis.

[@808breaksbad]

I.m 63 now, and this was my dad's favorite movie too. I guess he identified with the Gleason character

[@danp4186]

yep me too the only film where both Dad and I lost complete control of our senses.....love you Dad

[@Brandino73]

Me and my Dad still watch this from time to time.

[@garygarrett4277]

I live in Oklahoma and everytime we visit family in Alabama.People there are always so friendly,the culture of the south has that southern hospitality. And most of all,they know what respect is to their elders.Not like the kids are today,I was raised to say yes sir and no mam when talking to someone. People in the south have always been very respectful.😊😊

[@cubanreemachine9592]

Yeah but who wants to respect boomers. I will respect someone from the traditional generation but a fucking boomer. Go fuck yourself.

[@tarnsand]

No actor/comedian could have played Buford T Justice like Jackie Gleason. According to Burt Reynolds; Jackie adlibed many of his lines and consulted throughout the movie at the request of Burt.

[@tiredowalkin]

+Tarn Sand Not a bit surprised, and that made the movie so much better!

[@dannygjk]

+Tarn Sand Too bad the sum bitch smoked 5 packs a day :/

[@tiredowalkin]

Junior: [waiting for the "funeral procession] Damn, he had a lot of friends, didn't he? Buford T. Justice: If they'd a cremated the sum-bitch. I could be kickin' that Mr. Bandit's ass around the moon by now. Rest in peace

[@ricks.1318]

AMEN !!!! May he R I P .....

[@daviddaniel9287]

J.W. pepper is the only one who could come close. But yes I agree.

[@mikerules666]

Absolutely some of the best comedy the world has ever seen. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@vccstudents]

97 people must have had their asses barbecued in molasses!

[@scottdunigan6026]

now it's 103

[@vccstudents]

Scott Dunigan Well, it has been over a month since I posted. :)

[@rexschannel9662]

+vccstudents 103 wankstains. lol.

[@danielraidt9244]

+Rex's Channel 105 a holes now

[@ericostling4727]

+Rex's Channel damn right

[@JustMe-um7sr]

My late pops and I always had a good time watching this movie. He loved Jackie

[@justintime1343]

*"For some reason or another...you sounded a little taller on the radio."*

[@blasianluvschocolate397]

,😁 put the evidence in the back

[@josephdemartino2668]

I. NEED. A. DIABLO. SANDWICH. AND. DR. PEPPER. AND. MAKE. IT FAST I AM. IN. A. GODDAM HURRY .

[@josephdemartino2668]

BANDIT. GET. ME. A.CHEESEBURGER FOR. FRED.,

[@12yearssober]

“THE GOD DAMN GERMANS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT”!!!!!

[@lokiwiseyt8608]

Jeffery Epstein what he say

[@mr.grumpygrumpy2035]

Jackie Gleason was a tremendous artist, and he killed it in the Smokey series.

[@kylehenry8989]

Only in the original

[@warptek]

Classic Gleason. This movie wouldn't be half as good without Jackie.

[@warptek]

@Greg Tastad This is why he was called the Great One.

[@justintime1343]

@warptek: Even Burt Reynolds acknowledged that.

[@paulallen8109]

Imagine the Bandit just being chased by some generic, faceless, bland cops? That wouldn't have been anywhere near as entertaining. In any good movie we need a good antagonist.

[@Jayflo7]

Was Gleason absolutely brilliant in this role or what? Genius performance!

[@2990rick]

BACK WHEN MOVIES WERE GOOD,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, RIP

[@fuctards3937]

all modern movies are so boring id rather watch sky news. the difference is in the past movies showed us real imagery of things, now all we get is cgi computer game bs.

[@DavidSmith-rv1bg]

"Who you chasin' Sheriff, or is someone chasin you?" "Ain't nobody chasin me boy!" That's priceless.

[@gkroll8467]

Im a chasin a gdamn maniac all the way from.....

[@gandalfthegrey8236]

@@gkroll8467 Texarkana, Texas.

[@charlesfosterkane8034]

He was eating a Diablo Sandwich from the Hickory House in Georgia

[@1rstGear]

@@charlesfosterkane8034 Gimme me a Diablo sammich and a dr.pepper, and make it fast im in a got-dam hurry......YOU WANT SUMTHIN?!? Hush puppies daddy- WE GOT NO TIME FOR DAT CRAP!!! 😂😂😂 I swear Jackie Gleeson made you believe he was Beaufort T. Justice

[@charlesfosterkane8034]

William Warren I watch these scenes over and over with a sammich I my hand 😆

[@joemasters2270]

"My hat flew off, Daddy!" "I hope your g*ddamn head was in it!" XD XD XD

[@ms.reneer1010]

Joe Masters hahahai

[@JulieT..]

😄 😄 😄 🎩

[@tmorelli1982]

My favorite line. Wonder if he add libbed it

[@mistervacation23]

Then, "top come off Daddy" "No Shit"

[@wisdomseeker3362]

Good call! Now I wonder. I'm sure he ad-libbed a lot. ✴

[@jerryrichmond4707]

I have this on Bluray Disc and it's like being back in the theater every time I watch it. Jackie Gleason's performance is the benchmark for comedic perfection!

[@michaeltalamo1833]

The scene of him holding up his fingers for a cigerette and the son…just….gives it to him. Iconic

[@dellboy2404]

🫡😂🤣😂🤣

[@bobforaker772]

Backwards at that

[@davidpage3893]

Mike Henry played a good inept goofball idiot. His real voice made his character very convincing.

[@herkloader34]

Then holding that lighter up and....."click".

[@SkelatorRevisited]

Best Scene is the El Diablo

[@6548ww]

no one could've play the SHERIFF but Jackie Gleeson

[@brettthomas5747]

I couldn't agree more! what a great actor. I don't think any actor today could come close to Jackie! excellence!

[@Ryan19812012]

You think that is why he died in 1987 for being so angry in these movies.

[@ronniedelay]

This movie would have been nothing without him

[@partgard1]

NNNIIINNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO COULD HAVE!

[@levis6945]

So true legend

[@smoothoperator32]

"Put the evidence in the car" "but daddy but but" "PUT THE EVIDENCE IN THE CAR" 😂😂😂 that cracks me up every time

[@michaelvaughn357]

'They ain't no way, no way that you can come from my loins. The first thing I'm going to do when we get home, is to punch your Momma in the mouth' . . .Classic 🤎

[@levifout60882]

"Put the evidence in the back."

[@KRDP]

@@levifout60882 that scene makes me die laughing so hard

[@daxbentonful]

"HOLD UP ON THAT CAR WASH GENTLEMEN "

[@johnbarton1726]

This was the first movie my mom and dad took me to they're no longer with me but I'll never forget them I loved this movie now I have a son and he loves it to I love you mom and dad

[@maryshoemaker7398]

John Barton great memories 👍 keep pass'n it on👍🤣 hopefully your son will pass it down to his child 😄

[@bradleystopher8725]

100th like

[@charger19691]

How could someone give this a thumbs down?!? It's classic Jackie Gleason!

[@sonnywright8515]

Probably a frustrated L/winger lol cause it is classic.

[@jlowry71]

Sonny Wright That or they've had an experience on Craigslist where they actually HAD their ass barbecued with molasses...

[@charger19691]

LOL!!!!

[@izzojoseph2]

Mama didn't nurse them when they were 5.

[@sonnywright8515]

Smokey and The B. when movies were movies.

[@quietcorner293]

I remember watching Smokey and the Bandit as a kid. Now when I see it, I realize it was Jackie Gleason who made this movie. Who else could say "Sumbitch" like him?

[@doughesson]

Jeffrey Teeselink The fun fact is that Jackie Gleason wasn't really confortable with all the cussing,even though they let him adlib something like 80% of his lines.

[@quietcorner293]

You mean like "Possum's pecker?" RIP Jackie

[@stevenking2980]

"Tick Turd"?

[@rockerdriver]

Jeffrey Teeselink GOOD SHIT!!! Lol!

[@quietcorner293]

"Poontanging around." Then smiles

[@aserpe1]

Rest in peace Burt and Jackie, thank you for the wonderful movies and entertainment. You will be missed and never forgotten. 😢

[@denmark39]

He should have gotten an Oscar for that role.

[@chrisbarras3908]

I can't believe he wasn't nominated for an Academy Award for this role

[@DemonWarp65]

Buford T. Justice is one of the most underrated movie villains ever. RIP Jackie Gleason.

[@rosebuster]

I think a better word is "antagonist". Villain would have to be an evil character and I wouldn't really call him evil.

[@anthonythorp7291]

I'd say futurist. Power abusive cops, who knew.

[@Bl4ckw0lf1]

I wouldn't say villain.

[@lilskimmilk5049]

Fuck you mean he made the movies what they are,

[@tjmiles81]

At my great aunts funeral me my pops my mom and my grandmother were in the procession....it was taking forever. My mom said " if they had cremated the sombitch, I'd be kicking Mr. Bandits ass around the moon by now." My parents laughed for hours after that. I didn't know where it was from til they had me watch this. This movie is funny af. Jackie Gleason is a genius.

[@muckerwood]

"For some reason or another, you sounded a little taller on radio"... lol

[@beardogbeardoh7579]

what the hell is the word coming to

[@joeldingler]

muckerwood Hey boy where's sheriff branford?

[@IrishRed0501]

Classic

[@JasonSmith-ff3ek]

3cx10000a7

[@quentinrussell7881]

Jesse Carson best line ever

[@JbdplaysMC]

"For some reason or another you sounded a little taller on radio" -Buford T. Justice

[@rondj1965]

He was politically correct before 'politically correct' even existed!

[@phatman274]

Translation - you sounded white.

[@eetchit6034]

Jbd_Man wink wink lol

[@Mark-sj3xb]

How about “You sumbitches couldn’t close an umbrella”

[@superfreak19891]

So he's been chasing the same guy from state to state & is stood right next to him in a restaurant & doesn't even realize it's him, always gets me every time 😁😁😁😁

[@Lance1972]

"Nice ass." I lose it everytime.

[@gkroll8467]

let me have a dr pepper and a diablo sandwich and make it fast Im in a ......................

[@gravyboy3072]

@Lance - "Nice ass." It's been so long since I heard it that way I had forgotten about it. I guess the last few times I've seen this movie was on TV and he says, "Nice lady."

[@fortheluva1248]

All my Pop needed to say to me when I was a kid and would do something wrong is, "Ain't no way... No way..." And I would fill in the rest. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@billygazdik5287]

Without question, Buford T Justice is one of the single greatest bit part roles in the history of cinema. Jackie Gleason is a legend.

[@Royale_with_Cheeze]

Bit part? Not by a longshot. Big and Little Enos could be considered as bit parts.

[@krzi-o5619]

I know this is old , but they missed one of the best ones , “Duck or you’re gonna be talking out of your ass” One of my all time favorites and I’m sure it’s the favorite of millions. 👍👍👍✌️✌️✌️

[@joetroutt7425]

And the part where he yells "you want anything to eat? Some hush puppies daddy. We ain't got time for that shit"

[@krzi-o5619]

@@joetroutt7425 yeah I love that part , 😂😂

[@shawlewis6492]

@@joetroutt7425 I died when i saw that scene

[@Mark-sj3xb]

How about “ I’ll have a Diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper and make it fast I’m in a goddam hurry!”?

[@chocodiledundee1]

I could not possibly think of anyone more legendary that Sheriff Buford “T” Justice played by Jackie Gleeson , no way man , I do remember when I a kid in the very early 80’s with all my family one of the few moments we’ve had that we all together watching him and laughing our pants out .... absolutely spotless acting, he steals the show , and we get Burt with his Trans Am all his undisputed number 1 charisma and Jerry Reed with his music and and his legendary role of “Snowman “ and there’s Sally Field , man this was 70’s and 80’s very finest.... the chemistry here is out of this orbit out of this realm .... this movie became real to our lives , this movie is so Powerful that we do remember them as part of our lives and they characters took life forms into our deepest memories. Bless y’all from this movie, thank you for the best memories I’ve ever heard , I became a truck driver and cowboy enthusiasts because this movie and the characters. One of my greatest influences in my lifetime , I’ve got all the hats , all the boots , cowboy shirt and Native American Indian jewellery from the characters like Burt and Jerry Reed I still dress up like this up to today . Bless y’all dearest American heroes T justice , Snowman and The Bandit and Froggy

[@ryanmustain6545]

This reminds me of my grandpa. Watched this at his house as a tot in the 80s/90s and loved Gleason every bit. What a great time!

[@paulh7589]

Perfect roles for the perfect cast at the perfect time. This movie was like capturing lightning in a bottle.

[@chrissfamily]

Gleason was the real star of this movie to me

[@scdevon]

"Her knockers bouncin' all over the JOINT" !! LMAO.

[@Music-tk5oq]

@@scdevon Every line he ever said WAS FUNNY!

[@wardyman70]

Her ass was wigglin, too!

[@rossman9743]

"Daddy, the top came off!" Junior's stupidity was perfect.

[@hulk7272]

Jackie Gleason made my stomach HURT from uncontrollable laughter!!!!

[@christopherunfus8962]

Same here.

[@scoobycarr5558]

Jerry Reed gets beat up by a motorcycle gang at a bar after one claims his dog bit him. Then Jerry destroys all their motorcycles with his 18 wheeler. That still gets me every time.

[@johndates9827]

Same here. Old "Cleetus" bruised up from his beat down by the bikers slowly gets in his cab. Cranks the engine. Peers ahead. A sly grin comes across his face. Then he drives his 18 wheeler over the parked cycles. :)

[@infinite5oul578]

Yep! And that Glowing Smile is why they called him The Snow Man! Hahahahaaa!! Classic movie all the way through!

[@lauriejackson8351]

Jerry Reed had the last laugh

[@VH_Rules]

“Far Out” 😅

[@jimmyturner2096]

I did the same thing for real in Texas about 14 years ago. I was jumped by some young thugs. Because of my sticker on my truck. I got a 12000.00 dollar fine. But it was worth every damn penny. As a V. P of a club. We respect other peoples right. to any patch or stickers. But we can voice our opinions.. We will not fight 15 on 1. That's a bunch of punk ass bitches.. I'm still free to fly any flag or any sticker I want to.

[@394pjo]

"you sounded a little taller on the radio"

[@jd7699]

I remember it "You sounded a little whiter on the radio."

[@d.delgado2137]

I remember Jackie saying “ a lot whiter’ as well. Nobody believes me!

[@PaulNewfield-PasadenaCAU-wb4xg]

Jd that was the joke, it was a way to say the sheriff sounded like a white sheriff, without making it a “racist” joke! I’ve gotten a few double takes after showing up to a job interview after an initial phone call. I too sound “taller” on the phone! 😉

[@gkroll8467]

he he what the hell is da world comin to

[@gkroll8467]

your going away till your grey I got the evidence put the evidence in the car@@bobbymoore3436

[@roundman74]

One of my all time favorites when I was growing up. Buford t justice always been a character 😅

[@yungkidnf]

Deputy: "You see that, he went right through our roadblock." Buford: "You sumbitches couldn't close an umbrella." Classic.

[@blasianluvschocolate397]

😁😁😁

[@jebledbetter2117]

Literally every incompetent fool at my job.

[@56postoffice]

Dead😂😂

[@lisamcarthur6175]

That’s my favorite.

[@hamzahsaddique1512]

Lol

[@hunterhare7647]

I was SCREAMING of laughter! Jackie Gleason is brilliant.

[@elwoodblues9613]

I have a hunch he ignored his written lines and said whatever came to his mind. Which made it far better.

[@annaritaranalli1791]

He deserved an academy award for that movie

[@millerface7650]

No remake....cause no-one could play buford.t.justice better than jackie 👍

[@michaelglattli2520]

Hell,no.This movie has aged like fine wine.So,they better not even think about dragging the timeless classic thru the mud,like so many other horrible remakes.

[@danielmarinucci7708]

It would be a sin to make a reboot.

[@JackJohnson-mc7ki]

They remake everything... no imagination..

[@gkroll8467]

dont give them any ideas it would be all women

[@phillipcotton833]

Ain't that the truth....

[@richardmcslick7770]

Oh my god I need to rewatch this again I've been in stitches for the whole video 😂

[@henridelagardere264]

8:12 "I don't care if your name's Broderick Crawford." An insider joke that's quite funny to older people.

[@emeyer6963]

Highway Patrol episodes here on KZbin for people who don't know who Broderick was

[@jettcarlburg356]

"So you boys just stay here and keep your hands on the car until one of my associates arrives. And don't go home. And don't go to eat. And don't play with yourself. Wouldn't look nice on my highway" Jackie Gleason !!!!! Dude should have gotten an Oscar!

[@sinjin90ful]

you can think about it but don't do it!

[@dennissneed2214]

....you might want to think about it, but don't do it..

[@deanmorrow4083]

Jackie Gleason LEGEND.

[@aseasonedtrucker431]

This is honestly my favorite movie of all time. Have watched it almost 200 times

[@paulmills9340]

Never ever in the history of film was there ever an actor/actress more suited to a role as this!

[@ashleyernst2416]

R.Lee Ermy as Gunnery sergeant Hartman

[@paulmills9340]

@@ashleyernst2416 he was an actual drill sergeant in the marines before he did film/tv so he was in the role already

[@joesackbaron]

When ever I'm feeling down I look up Buford T Justice.🤣😭😂👌 Never fails to sort me out. 👏

[@michaelbarlow6610]

Sheriff Buford T. Justice: "Let me have a Diablo Sandwich, a Dr. Pepper and make it fast--I'm in a goddamn hurray!". LOL!

[@greenmask111893]

I need find out what this "Diablo sandwich" is about every time that word appears.

[@michaelbarlow6610]

@ Michael D. Durham. A "Diablo" sandwich is what in the Northern USA is called a "Sloppy Joe" sandwich which is ground up hamburger meat mixed in a barbecue sauce and then placed between a hamburger bun. When I was in school they would frequently serve "Sloppy Joe" sandwiches for lunch in the school cafeteria.

[@michaelbarlow6610]

@ Michael D. Durham. Why that sandwich is called a "Sloppy Joe" I have no idea.

[@greenmask111893]

@@michaelbarlow6610 Ah, ok.

[@jordansdaddy203]

@@greenmask111893 The Diablo sandwich is a delicious combination of beef, tomato sauce and sour crème.

[@voorheesjason3161]

Genius comedy character 🤣👍🏻 My Grandpa look just like him and impressioned him brilliantly, it was hilarious 😂 Bless him, and SBTJ 🙏

[@cth0211]

some of the best cursing ever!!

[@georgejacob3162]

Shut your ass!