RWBY Abridged Episode 2 - "Your Pretty Face Is Going To Beacon"

[@sope5006]

"You two are gonna be shipped so fast you'll put Amazon out of business" Best damn quote ever

[@lukedeakin7124]

"We are now friends, let us share our darkest secrets, catgirl used to be a terrorist." Wow OK

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

Luke Deakin she did used to be a terrorist though in volumes 1 and 2 of RWBY she stopped being a terrorist from volume 3-5 though, so there's that at least...

[@hyperblitz2077]

**Vietam flashbacks**

[@joshuarobinson8529]

Glad we got that out of the way, Cat Girl.

[@Tw0Dots]

Light Yagami duh. The White Fang obviously a terrorist cell We knew this lol

[@DomanicM]

that relationship flew fast

[@ReklawLah]

"We're both red, badass, and too good for you." Savage.

[@slevinchannel7589]

I'm gonnnnna Sue this KZbinr for hurting me physically with this FriendSHIP Line.

[@Fanimati0n]

"WELL, CATGIRL CAN FUCK OFF!" "...You have earned Catgirl's respect. We are now friends. Let us share our darkest secrets." This is honestly the greatest RWBY abridged series I've ever seen

[@LukeSmith-kt2ir]

It appears Jaune has been replaced by his Spanish cousin, Juan Arc

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

Devyat nine that actually did sound fucking hilarious; they should've used Juan Arcos instead it would've made their series even more funnier...

[@hyperblitz2077]

You DO know the Rango reference tho right?

[@jaunearc534]

I may have ate some of those brownies and passed out only to wake up tied to Pyrrha's bed

[@nikki8237]

Na dude that Felipe from rwby chibi

[@Cooldude-ko7ps]

@@jaunearc534 interesting.....wait! Tied to pyrrhas bed!? So what happened after?

[@drollfurball2863]

"The ice has been broken. Now let her drown in the freezing cold water that is our love." When I showed my brother that; he was like "not sure if that's good or dark and creepy or both...."

[@mierrasanders9012]

DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!

[@boytheorist2952]

JUST SAY HI !!!

[@raedroid1703]

Uh.... hi

[@antitheist3206]

Cat Girl is reading. Please go away.

[@raedroid1703]

Oh....well what’s your name?

[@dinosaurfan2409]

LMAO at these quotes. Ruby. What are the odds of running into the same people every time we hit a corner. Yang: Ruby, we are in a anime. Ruby: Shit. You're right. Ruby: It's a medical thing. Alright? Yang: It does make her farts smell really good though. Ruby: Yang! Ozpin: Wacky Glacky's, wackiest glasses on Earth. Spread the word.

[@slevinchannel7589]

I'm gonnnnna Sue this KZbinr for hurting me physically with this FriendSHIP Line. I repeat: I'm gonnnnna Sue this KZbinr for hurting me physically with this FriendSHIP Line.

[@Da_caffeinated_insomniac]

Ruby: no I was thinking along the lines of we’re both red,badass and too good for you

[@poketina3711]

Ruby:"So, SIS. What have you done since we last talked?" (Shows Yangs trailer) Yang:"I ate a spider! While its eggs watched!" Me:"That's funny but sad, lol!" 😄😃😆😂

[@HoV326]

PokeTina Smada I feel no remorse toward spiders.😈

[@boytheorist2952]

PokeTina Smada Me: you lied you did this 3:09 Or this 2:09

[@katie13502]

Yang: "man you two are going to be shipped so fast you'll put amazon out of business" Me:*replays that over and over again while laughing* (Your abridged series is my favourite)

[@HoV326]

Katie Harman that happened right after I read this. lol

[@blaketheraccoon412]

Cat girl use to be a terrorist, she did many terrible things, she saw things even worst, things that will drive others around her to take they're own life, but not cat girl, because cat girl knew that one day she'll be free from the grief, free from the world of horror she knew as life, she was right, but cat girl didn't count for one thing, that the Dreadful life that she Escape from would might one day return, even worst then she remember, that when cat girl least expects it the world of sanity she kept for so many years, will crumble both around her and inside her, leave cat girl a scared, soulless mockery she of what she once was, or perhaps want she believed to be, for cat girl will never know if she is who she tells herself, or has her life before torn her mind into pieces leaving nothing but an empty shell of an individual to wonder around a world that might not even be what she thinks it is.

[@shanocon9431]

blake the cat catgirl is tired

[@ht82smash]

shanocon Why do I smell roses?

[@marcinzysko1653]

no-no-no-now thats Edgy as fuck!

[@rimzaaah5892]

Wha?

[@IcyAtlas]

"You two will be shipped so fast, you'll put Amazon out of buisiness"-Abridged Yang, 2017

[@IcyAtlas]

And why is cat girl so scary?

[@midnightdance4965]

Weiss: why do I smell roses? Yang: Ruby! Ruby: That shit was scary, alright!

[@DuckQuac]

*"I JUST ATE ANOTHER SPIDER!"* I died. xD

[@beelzebub1938]

While its eggs watched.

[@ninjaked1265]

@@beelzebub1938 I thought she said, “while it’s ex watched”

[@hatstorm1097]

So did the spider

[@DuckQuac]

@@hatstorm1097 Lol

[@poketina3711]

Yang:"Remember the way you used to sound?" Ruby:"Yang, is that you? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Me:"Oh my gosh! I can't breathe!" 😄😋😂❤️

[@khoseftadros6947]

PokeTina Smada my reaction was more like "oh my God MY EARS"

[@DuckQuac]

PokeTina Smada "What are you *_D O I N G H E R E?_* " xD

[@MasterPoppers]

You know what the sad thing is. That is exactly how Lindsey sounded during the Yellow trailer. To this day, I wish she would have kept her voice similar to that during early Volume 1, rather than going higher pitch.

[@RossPitSharkHunter]

You can't breath? I CAN'T HEAR!

[@HoV326]

PokeTina Smada Okay so I'm not the only one who noticed Ruby's voice getting higher.

[@dinosaurfan2409]

Heheh Ozpin drugged Ruby to come to Beacon. And Goodwitch hitting on the table every time Ruby insults her is hilarious.

[@randomguy3080]

“Ruby....... we’re in an anime” lol

[@jonathanguajardo8430]

Shit your right

[@neveyya]

"we're both red, badass and too good for you." - Ruby 2017

[@reneesalinas]

Neve Bell more like -Ruby 2015? 2016? This is an older video. Only ep. 6 technically came out this year.

[@Zephyrblaze456]

Neve Bell ya this guys channel got hacked earlier this year

[@FoggyMemoryProductions]

August 8, 2013: Amazon stocks has plummeted after the phrase White Rose spread like wild Ice fire.

[@locathepug8015]

WTF I LIKE CAT GIRLL ITS SOO FUNNY 😲😲

[@orion9026]

FoggyMemoryJ XDD

[@DragonTyer]

FoggyMemoryJ iceburn

[@theswaff699]

FOGGY IS HERE!

[@fierceditiesnaruto]

Ospin: Man there are a lot of black people here. guy: Racist! Ospin: Oh you know that's not what I ment.

[@madisonperry9332]

6:05 Yang: "Put this in your mouth" *shoves binky in Ruby's mouth* ~Later~ Yang: "Hello ma'am! This is just my baby! Isn't she adorable? I love my baby! would you like to pet her?" Me: *bursts out laughing while my family stares at me like I'm a mentally disabled child*

[@dinosaurfan2409]

Ruby: *Spits out binky* Yang, this isn't working. She knows it's me. Yang: Her first words! LOL!

[@DuckQuac]

"I'm always watching..." "EE" _"Alllwaaayyss"_

[@DuckQuac]

Boy Theorist Yis. Late reply ftw.

[@mysticalblaze4702]

"Yang is that you? What ARE YOU DOING HEERREE" Me: PAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[@LukeSmith-kt2ir]

Imaginary Friend Chibi Ruby's Japanese is actually pretty good

[@fierceditiesnaruto]

Luke Smith Chibi Ruby is adorable!

[@Gary_The_Metro]

Yang even crazier than the actual yang.

[@reneesalinas]

Ruby: Really? I was thinking more along the lines of we're both red, badass, and too good for you! 😂😂😂😂Yasss Ruby!!!! p.s. Cat-girl is best girl

[@kalibelladonna2868]

(Looks at your profile pic) I spy a Levy McGarden! Hello fellow Fairy!

[@esteban8471]

Not even the perfect pecs could protect a man from that...

[@fromstarlighttosunrise128]

Ozpin: "There's a lot of black people here." guy: "That's racist!" Ozpin: "Oh you people have no sense of humor" guy: "What do you mean YOU PEOPLE"

[@hailmendoza6106]

From Starlight To Sunrise What do YOU mean you people?

[@rjbrown5836]

Glynda: while you're here we advise you wear something other than a miniskirt Yang: UNCULTURED PRICKS! Me: *dead from laughter*

[@sir_will_iam]

Yang: Remember how you used to sound? Ruby: Yang> Is that you? WHAT ARE YOU *DOING HERE?!?!?*

[@j0sh_u_a892]

"Since we use dust as amunition, if i shoot someone in the mouth, does that mean they bit the dust?" Yang is my favorite lol 💛

[@luciferneverchanges5841]

Yang: The ice has been broken now let her drown in the freezing cold water beneath that is our love.

[@yellowtrickster69]

"would you like to touch my sword?" "you mean your weapon right?" "Which ever one's bigger" "OK TOO FAR!" Me: LOL JEAN!

[@imweird2983]

Jaune

[@pablohernandez4571]

When Adam was all like 'Looks like we're doing this the herd blaugh ppllrrr I died.

[@leonparks4112]

4:20 "is that your weapon?" No its a fucking tooth pick

[@themadhatteress9440]

please make more these are INCREDIBLE ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS

[@Vprivch]

7:05 8:50 GOD DANG IT BARB but hey they were good

[@MsSarahJean09]

You two are going to be shipped so fast you'll put Amazon out of business..... I laughed way too hard omg

[@DemonGroceryStore]

Catgirl and Icebear need to hang out

[@saintbrown]

DemonGroceryStore birdman too

[@GeneralNuisance00]

@@saintbrown birdperson *

[@coachlombardi9657]

@@GeneralNuisance00 Garnet as well?

[@Gary_The_Metro]

LMFAO "Man you two are going to be shipped so fast you will put amazon out of business"

[@voiceofgrima1179]

I just noticed that with her hair down, Weiss's hair is two different shades of white. God, they were lazy back then.

[@victorlopez425]

Those are so Yang jokes even though this is an abridged series

[@axaxaxaxaxen9896]

"Man, you guys are going to get shipped so fast Amazon will run out of business."

[@ConfusedRicola]

Yang, it that you? What are you *_DOING HERE_*!?!?!?!?

[@sparks3821]

"you to will be shipped so fast, amazon will even run out of business" the whOLE FANDOM IN A NUTSHELL

[@isaacschrauben952]

8:17................ Oh boy! I've always wanted to be deaf!

[@P1K3L]

Best. RWBY. Abridged. Series. EVER!!!

[@BH2ify]

Cat girl valivictorian of the faceless cats, Aria would be proud.

[@lunahex]

cat girl and ice bear are now shipped

[@topbrasstv8867]

luna hex stop it

[@damoncross0167]

Ice bear is best bear

[@Cooldude-ko7ps]

Who?

[@tessredarrow9303]

I thought this would be stupid, but seriously, I can't stop laughing. I loved the part about her voice, and Yang's trailer. Really, this is just pure humor. Although, I wish there wasn't so much swearing. That would be my only critique.

[@timur5241]

Then there's Blake

[@flammelitch6333]

is 'what do you mean you people?' a Sao abridged reference?

[@sonicdragonx66]

flamme litch It's not he mentioned it in his commentary of this episode.

[@beedoesthings8037]

Wiess: You left a trial of rose petals when you ran. Why do they just fall out of you like that, how is that even possible? Ruby: It's a medical thing, alright. Yang: It does maker her farts smell really good though. Me: What the actual fuck?

[@jacobcolle4494]

I ate a spider (Words of Wisdom)

[@easton2583]

My left ear loved this video

[@HangeSergro]

meme king I'm not the only one!

[@easton2583]

Hange Sergro a month later

[@NightWolf-ui3sr]

Whoa, I thought it was just my headphones

[@ant.242]

IM NOT THE ONLY ONEE

[@ayelmao1224]

Wacky Glackies wackiest glasses on earth spread the word

[@leonparks4112]

just noticed there is a shadow version of ren at 1:34

[@leonparks4112]

on the right

[@amandapanda3657]

Red,bad a**, and to good for you so hilarious

[@mikayla60901]

Can we please go faster? Bet ya say that a lot *whips* AH STOP IT

[@aimaeart]

catgirl and german drugged weiss needs to join together and form an epic abridge

[@Cooldude-ko7ps]

That’d be funny. Cat girl meets German and/or Nazi Weiss.

[@SkeleSukei]

The irony of this being the first result in searching 'RWBY Abridged' in almost uncanny.

[@legendarymarston9174]

Lapis Lazuli His channel got hacked and he had to reupload the videos in this new channel. It was originally uploaded in 2015 I think and it wasn't that popular back then

[@billyh2004]

2:02 Ruby: So, SSSIS, 2:06 *Zooms in on Yang* Ruby: What have you done since we last talked? 2:09 *EPIC MONTAGE OF YANG DOING COOL SHIT* 2:14 Yang: I ATE A SPIDER, *Hugs Ruby and proceeds to whisper in her ear* Yang: While its eggs waaaatched... *3 second pause* Yang, cheerfully: Back to school, all riight. 7:43 Yang: I JUST ATE ANOTHER SPIDER!

[@drollfurball2863]

Catgirl tired. Lol

[@Darkness90100]

Ozpin: *"Man there's a lot of black people here"* BP: *"Racist!"* Ozpin: "Oh you know that's not what I meant!" *Laugh until my ribs tear apart*

[@kilraine5303]

"can't you tell them apart by their voice" "everyone here sounds the same too,its almost like all we're voiced by the same guy who's never acted before in his life so he's just changing the pitch of his voice for each character and calling it an impression" "thats the dumbest thing i've ever heard" *Immediately dies laughing*

[@jayreid2513]

yang's a stoner. Why does this fit so much? 😂😂😂

[@BiscuitNCrumpet]

victory= sauce 😅

[@TheGamingGatito]

Weiss’s voice in this is how I always imagined her talking when she talks . In the series

[@rainbow_maker]

"Man , there's alot of black people here?!" - Ozpin 2017

[@mikaso.rick14brs45]

Amazon say your prayers

[@imweird2983]

ha Jaune Arc I think we all know who did the whipping

[@weewee4103]

HAHAHAHAHA just discovered your channel and the RWBY aBRIDGED series and OHMIGOSH ITS SO FUNNY XD

[@zachbrancato1970]

6:07 I'm pretty sure Glynda hears that a lot.

[@sybaen5931]

Easily the best RWBY abridged.

[@ZehOverseer]

TO ANYONE WISHING TO MAKE A REACTION VIDEO: We've remastered this episode to have better audio and visuals. I highly suggest you watch that instead to avoid having your ears tortured. kzbin.info/www/bejne/o5m8fXSPjLhnmKc

[@starlosout]

ZehOverseer they all sound so manly and why the cat girl terrorist and the imaginary fucking ruby?!

[@legendarymarston9174]

starlosout online Because why not?

[@tobiaspause1775]

Chaotic Flare, You forgot dbz abridged and yugiohtas. To the video: i hered there were programms who can do the voiceacting for you. So you could actually sound like the people of the anime without acting training. If you want to. (considering of cause that what i hered was right)

[@garbowler5202]

What was the song in the credits of Episode 1?

[@ZehOverseer]

@@garbowler5202 "Holiday" by Green Day (I don't know why I chose that song, but there ya go)

[@amirshaw671]

Sweet Mother of Mercy, did we get just get thrown into the abyss? Shit got dark and deep fast.

[@zacharyperez3816]

I'm pretty sure Yang is high in this series...that or she has been in the hood for way too long XD

[@MaryRoeRussel]

" man, you two are going to be shipped so fast you're going to put Amazon out of business"

[@Zer0B0ss22]

Bruh, this has me and my little bro W H E E Z I N G, fucking "Yang she obviously knows, this isn't working." "HERFIRSTWORDS!"

[@apurplejackalope2020]

"Why do I smell roses?" "RUBYYYY!" "THAT SHIT WAS SCARY, ALRIGHT!?" 😂😂😂

[@jeffjeronimo94]

Rewatching this:) Ozzpin and jean are hailirious Keep up the good work. Still waiting on episode 7XD

[@tridactasaurus]

Yang is that you? What are you DOING HERE!?

[@emilyrose9420]

he says u must go to the 6 result page to find this but its actually at the top lovl

[@claypidgeon4807]

Abridged Yang is God’s greatest gift to Earth.

[@riverhope4299]

Absolutely hilarious.

[@epicgam2317]

"We use actual grimm. We don't just use real animals and paint them black." 😂😂😂😂😂 and I'm now dead.

[@williambrilliant1419]

Hey, these are actually surprisingly funny to watch. Good job man

[@lgmashups]

I'm gonna say this guy is a Lancaster shipper.😁

[@anthonylin3917]

........ description does not include the cast and their roles...... TRIGGERED

[@cpublue935]

It's all the same guy until pyyrah talks

[@erikdederick6345]

Ruby That shit was scary ok

[@ctv186]

If Yang eating spiders is code for what happened in the yellow trailer, what does eating another spider imply?

[@Dragonsofchaos852]

10:25 untill 11:23 Okay that went a full 180. Then it went from 180 to 1000 real fucking quick.

[@Goblin_Hater_37]

this is great.

[@wehappygamers4206]

Ahhh… memories, the quotes from this episode alone… ahhh… Spiders…

[@mysticalblaze4702]

WEISS PART IS HILARIOUS

[@PlacidDirge]

I've seen several Abridges of this series, but this one takes the characters in rather different directions. I like it!

[@hailmendoza6106]

4:30 I guess you can say Jaune.... Got burned alive. *YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@MrNobody-cl6qi]

HAIL MENDOZA no

[@iceflower2054]

Best lines I've ever heard you two are going to get shipped so fast you're going to put Amazon out of business and we shoot dust for ammunition so if I shot somebody in the mouth would they be biting the dust XD!

[@ErisIsAnIdiot]

8:13 XD I'M DEAD. I CRIED AND WATCHED THAT OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

[@themphantom9138]

Blake sound awfully like Polar Bear from We Bear Bears! WHY!? And why am I enjoying it?

[@flameshana9]

I haven't laughed out loud in a while and this video made me do it three times! A+ man. 👏

[@hmmmooops]

When the sound is so distorted you actually get to hear it from both ears

[@lordotaru900]

"WEll CATGIRL CAN FUCK OFF! XD priceless