RWBY Volume 7 Chapter 5 On Crack #5

[@Ghost-ot9kk]

*Last time I was this early Pyrrha was still alive.*

[@chicanodwane37]

r/TIHI

[@shadowlynx6]

Your evil for this comment

[@johnb3587]

No just...just no

[@valdes6691]

Too soon....

[@Ghost-ot9kk]

no man *She died like 5 or 3,2,4 years ago*

[@NickTheGreatAndPowerful]

Oscar really DOES have the power of God and anime on his side, doesn't he? He's the host of a divinely reincarnated wizard with super speed on a quest to save the world surrounded by attractive teenage girls with crazy weapons.

[@JanizMakudomaru]

...o.o

[@DayTester68442]

Shiz you right

[@JanizMakudomaru]

I guess Monty's anime homework has paid off in making the ground work happen.

[@Taiyo_Phoenixia]

Except team RWBY is a team of lesbians lol jk rose garden for life

[@NickTheGreatAndPowerful]

@@Taiyo_Phoenixia What, anime doesn't have lesbians? Lol

[@randomtrainerx.3424]

Jaune: *gets a haircut* Also Jaune: *receives food and phone number from moms*

[@shamrocksardonic2582]

Jaune is a pair of shades away from getting donuted by a -a gay vampire- Tyrian.

[@charliesoulfire2140]

Kakyoin be jealous

[@johannesseyfried7933]

@@shamrocksardonic2582 Tyrian is obviously straight. Think about how he worships Salem....

[@Taiyo_Phoenixia]

Johannes Seyfried don’t give the fanfic writers ideas

[@randomtrainerx.3424]

@@charliesoulfire2140 lol right

[@BLU.BL4CK]

*Sees Jaune w/older women...* *Pyrrha:* I require your services. ... 🕶 *Kakyoin:* What did you have in mind?

[@RedEye2025]

*Tyrian has entered the chat*

[@Cairo40000]

*Dio has entered the chat*

[@LordShrecc]

*MILF HUNTER KAKYOIN HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

[@sugdolomar]

*Adam Taurus has entered the chat*

[@justaguywithagoodphoto4801]

Mugen7 *okuyasu enters the chat*

[@redcrow3605]

Oscar: I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!!! Me: That's not Untrue...

[@mitrashailendra3817]

Literally.

[@girlfriend2287]

Oscar has the power of god and anime,

[@thegrayshadow7676]

I cried with laughter when Evil Lorax said he'd come to make an announcement...

[@lordscrubugus9897]

Regular Jaune: mortal Jaune wielding the *holy STOP sign* : *G O D B E Y O N D A L L*

[@CookieiscoolOG]

I was like wtf is Beyondall? Yeah it took me a minute

[@tdawgmaster1729]

But where did he get a HEXAGONAL stop sign?

[@sylviacatagona8304]

why did the oscar scene flow SO WELL with the meme

[@insertusernamehere3173]

I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD SND ANIME ON MY SIDE! *oh shit he really does.*

[@somethingfoxstudios4332]

“Size of this walnut, except way smaller!” That part made me laugh

[@sugdolomar]

Winter: *Becomes maiden* Cinder: It's free real estate!

[@rogaldorn605]

Penny: hello there

[@wildheartrazorfang6]

Why does that actually sound like Neon? XD

[@Gameguy-gk8lx]

Me: *hears Riot by Duckwrth* Me: *riots*

[@danica._.6822]

4:38 This part was beautiful

[@anthonyjaccard3694]

"It'll be like Beacon again"... 'nuf said

[@ash2694]

I was like oh no ..not this again

[@ghkhik318]

I was hoping you'd make the Winter VS Weiss scene into a stand battle

[@mercuryblack]

I had no time to draw the animation. Sorry. 🤷‍♂️

[@ghkhik318]

@@mercuryblack I just meant to edit that scene with some color change etc. but an actual animation would have been really awesome too

[@gruffplayz]

Like super smash bros

[@KingGF07]

There is still time. Next episode in Weiss’ bizzare adventure.

[@recluse5245]

Same Qrow same

[@mariaexodusbosconovitch]

Peeing on the moon eh, Jacques? You don’t even have a Semblance to do that.

[@sebastianperico3696]

Trishia Bidaure I thought he said he pissed on his wife bro

[@gommodore6441]

T H A T I S H I S S E M B L A N C E

[@iKendles]

Next episodes crack is gonna be a *FUN* roller coaster of emotions

[@army6669990101]

Next episode wont be crack, it will just be alcoholism, and uncontrollable sobbing.

[@asuna5701]

Finish the sentence: So Robyn and Raven walk into a bar...

[@mercuryblack]

...then they suddenly meet Junior who asks them about the blond bimbo...

[@AbletonRinzler]

Hahaha! Clever, Mercury Black. Even I couldn't think that up.

[@bark_bark_69]

......Raven realizes Junior is talking about Yang and then...

[@AbletonRinzler]

@@bark_bark_69 ...Yang gives Junior a furious look...

[@dylanfrayne2259]

@@mercuryblack .

[@Gameguy-gk8lx]

Da momz. Oh no the Episode 6 reference was too soon...

[@Salemwaaa]

R.I.P to team MILF

[@Gameguy-gk8lx]

Devin Tucker Tyrian was mad that they were flirting with *his* Jaune.

[@Kalakauai123]

Oh gods, you noticed too?

[@somberflight]

Not all of them though, the casserole mom is still alive so... Jaune still has at least one MILF

[@TheYoshi115]

Stick that comment. Right up your bum. *Riiiiight* up there.

[@wagkayongano5264]

DEATH FLAGS NOOOOOOO

[@captainmac1005]

Spoiler alert.. nothing happened this volume.

[@rapidcarnage7524]

Volume 1 Jaune: Why won't girls talk to me?! Volume 7 Jaune: Why won't they stay the Hell away from me?!

[@mizel.i]

Thirsty moms😂

[@dad5draco]

Alternate reality: Yang is Kira and Blake is Killer Queen.

[@josualdpic9184]

More like yang is killer queen and Blake is stray cat inside her 😏😏

[@dad5draco]

@@josualdpic9184 if only Blake had a tail. 😏😏

[@birdybrine]

@@dad5draco if only

[@kairuku8498]

DAD5D Gamming jaune is Kakyoin

[@cliffordfamily8468]

Yes

[@cannyweng8684]

Pyrrha about to collect more death flags, she gonna come bacc to the world to beat up those girls around Jaune...

[@TheIDcard123]

Don't worry about that, they've been... dealt with...

[@IroningBoard-c5o]

Omg .....bless pyrrhas soul

[@Dressup_Doll]

She already is

[@IroningBoard-c5o]

@@Dressup_Doll OMG noooooooooo I just realised that 🤣

[@disneytwst5658]

Of course Robyn isn't Raven's sister! She's obviously Raven's daughter and Yang's long lost sister who was lost in the bandit camp

[@terrencenoran3233]

Raven's daughter? You mean Ruby's cousin that's a distant estranged mother of Jaune, who's the past incarnation of Pyrrha's dad, whose aunt is the grandmother of Weiss.

[@gfggism]

Wrong! The answer is so obvious, I'm shocked you didn't see it. Robyn is Raven in disguise!

[@skrrtskrrt4681]

0:55 *EPISODE 6 BRINGS ME FLASHBACKS FROM VOLUME 3*

[@tired_hades]

I think I broke my screen from tapping so hard

[@DERvilllads]

4:46 I started to hear the music from sa2 when Eggman announced his plan and destroyed half of the moon

[@Spudtron98]

That's because it's from the SA2 fandub.

[@ghaithshafie9970]

1:47 im dead XDDDDDD

[@OmegaForte]

So many emotions hearing cotton eye Joe and Winter's death flags

[@electrohalo8798]

1:48 makes even more sence because HES IN A ANIME

[@slimer44producciones3]

Cartoon

[@secretbaguette]

@@slimer44producciones3 Eff off

[@JeremiahOptimus]

“HOW DO YOU LIKE THET OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!”-Eggman (Fandub SA2)

[@duncanw5644]

Jaune = Kakyoin Change my mind

[@13thephantom]

Kakyoin doesn't have a woman who loves him

[@ocaraloho4652]

@@13thephantom At least he has donuts...

[@casualnobody8557]

When you realize that Neon was _literally_ just copied from Nyan Cat.

[@electrohalo8798]

4:16 PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC

[@royepic3504]

ELECTRO HALO8 PANIC PANIC PANIC!!

[@cmcm2675]

1:47. I have waited patiently for this to happen

[@michaelmendis9425]

I love how you snuck in a subtle Sonic Adventure 2 reference during the last clip by playing music from the cutscene where Eggman destroys half the moon

[@gommodore6441]

That music was in the fandub too

[@YaroShien]

I come back every week for this.

[@kupaakaleo137]

3:12 they're called the Happy *HUNTRESSES*

[@secretbaguette]

But what if one of them identifies as a pineapple?

[@y_aduh]

1st season Jaune tryna flirt with girls 7th season Jaune getting girls to flirt with and he ain't comfy

[@blakedoesarts]

1:50 OH MY GOD NOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S LITERALLY HIM!!! He LITERALLY has the power of GOD AND ANIME ON HIS SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M DEAD OMFG LMAO

[@tanjayman5407]

The part with Schnee doing his speech had me dying. Especially with the moon.

[@asuna5701]

First Raven, then Robyn. So many birds! Who’s next? “Jay”?

[@iamRageTheWolf]

only if he has FUCKING huge chin i wanna see jokes about looking like lenno

[@bark_bark_69]

Don't forget Qrow as a Crow

[@TheHeroBleeder]

Jacques: "I'm an Abomination!"

[@oligb1469]

Jaune the professional huntsman, killer of hair styles and the reluctant milf slayer of atlas.

[@paitynd64]

Jokes on you Neon, Oscars underage 😏

[@secretbaguette]

Ain't they both though?

[@shut7ut971]

@ 2:59 that song was actually playing in my head when I first saw that scene

[@leroydsouza69]

The beginning with jaune was perfect.

[@lovecircles3124]

Ive never laughed so hard in my life...well i wouldve if it wasnt for a cough interrupting it. Love this thOUgh-

[@artgurusauce]

When Jacques started doing that "Pissing On The Moon" bit my fucking sides left the universe.

[@Stinger913]

Jaune stopping the OwO girl brings a smile to my face. Pyrrha would approve - IF SHE WASNT DEAD REEEE

[@zanyawesome30]

My theory winter dies in front of Weiss. Weiss becomes winter maiden. Where on step closer to team rwby bc maidens

[@whimsicalgamer3917]

4:20 I thought the exact same thing as well

[@rosyx6504]

episode 6 reaction omg🤦‍♀️

[@trashfourlife]

Ya know I’ve been watching a bunch of videos about RWBYS writing being....sketchy to say the least, but watching stuff like this brings back hope to me that I’ll enjoy RWBY once again

[@dreancatger7371]

2:10 padoru time is approaching soon

[@MysticalReaper]

Dude I love these crack vids you do. You make them with just enough funny but not to overboard to where it's disrespectful to the series. I love it.

[@blackraven5769]

3:27 Todoroki has entered the chat...

[@seraphlazuli6251]

JACQUE HAD ME SCREAMING. 😂

[@CiprianXxZz]

Omg i love your crack soo much....you even put dakoota in there xD and the last one ...gosh that meme would work literally anywhere! Great job! I think i am addicted now xD

[@blakedoesarts]

oMG WAIT I love that the cut between scenes is literally RWBY like its just Red White Black and Yellow

[@shingshongshamalama]

Neon: *is back* Neon: *three ass shots in a row* fuck okay calm down there girl

[@agentfour7446]

This is the best thank you for making these videos ^^

[@Venneroth]

Pyrrha: Wwaaaaaah! Me: Bitch, don't blame them you're not getting any. No one forced you to kamikaze like you did.

[@twinodoom]

TFW you know two videos where that 2:20 may have been discovered from.

[@secretbaguette]

No actually Sauce?

[@gaigeschaal9070]

The Oscar god and anime meme is pure gold

[@RagnaFenrir]

RWBY V7 CRACK, The perfect volume to parody with the Sonic fandub

[@adamtaurusragnathebloodedg8407]

LET'S START A RIOT!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!

[@TheGaza93]

4:21 very likely.... Fall Maiden - Dead Winter Maiden - Very likely Cinder will Appear Summer Maiden - Not Revealed Spring Maiden - Raven

[@Kirbykid-dd2hw]

Spring Maiden is Raven. Watch volume 5.

[@TheGaza93]

Kirbykid 2001 oh yh forgot Thanks ^^

[@Kirbykid-dd2hw]

@@TheGaza93 you are welcome!

[@Roundabout_05]

The "Pissing on the Moon" line fit WAAAY too well

[@chriskoloski32]

I didn't think it was possible for me to want neon katt dead even more

[@secretbaguette]

Y tho

[@noxactis8011]

The cotton eye joe music just fucking adds to it

[@sunflare1492]

Winter just inherited a truckload of death flags

[@lgmashups]

Oh honey. Oh honey. Just wait till Chapter 6.. "Honey, you've gotta big storm comin" *snaps*

[@markchang2964]

4:22 *Ironside starts playing*. LOL XD

[@Qrown1145]

Ur videos are amazing keep it up XD And yh felt same way about Winter being maiden lol However, I think Ice cream bae is going to be winter maiden because remember Chibi episode. Chibi episode showed a prank on cinder were winter maiden is, Instead she saw SNOWMAN DRESSED AS ICE CREAM BAE ;) - I hope she kills cinder bruh. - Yh having feeling winter is going to die...geezus, Weiss gonna go crazy!!

[@stubetsgamer8288]

2:12 two jojo references 1. Is Dio 2. Is Neon Katt, her design Is inspired by jolyne kujo

[@MHMistol]

That scene with the wolf guy with Blake and yang can be like: anti bumblebee/me =wolf guy, bumblebee= Blake and yang.

[@tooth8750]

The nyat cat music rlly got me XD I never noticed she looked like nyan

[@ShawnTheWarlord]

0:00 -0:18 I knew this would happens

[@AdventZZZx]

You are continuing hammertimes work

[@bennythemonk]

Excellent crackisode Mercury. Loved the Arc-peril guard.

[@Shadowsfromwithin13]

That Jacques + Robotnik bit was fantastic!

[@justincoloma3721]

Volume 7 Chapter 5 Summary: Jacques pisses on *THE FUCKING MOON*

[@Yashieyama]

1:00 no fck that i wanna know what gorilla glue hair gel blake is using. 💀💀💀

[@coffee7644]

In all seriousness, good on Jaune becoming a chad. Even if it was for a gag

[@jessebaize6301]

Jaune activates the minor defence force to protect Oscar

[@Dressup_Doll]

What you should have done Winter: *tries to become a Maiden* Cinder: Wait, that illegal!!

[@ABOOD-gg1ei]

3:46 oh my god , you’re into something

[@davidvazquezgomez9311]

This video wants me to bring Pyrrha back to life again. And snort a 50 gallon of dry water with invisible glass salt.

[@Nononochi]

This somehow cures the broken heart this volume gave me

[@dragonrider1833]

4:36 was very funny

[@AbletonRinzler]

0:11 That's going to haunt Pyrrha now... ------- 0:48 Hahaha!!! ------- 4:39 Jacques Schnee came to make an announcement.

[@hoodiesticks]

First Cinder *Fall* becomes the Fall maiden. Then the girl posing as the spring maiden was named Vernal. Now the woman in line to become the Winter maiden is named Winter. I'm convinced. Summer Rose was either the summer maiden or in line to become the summer maiden.

[@MUSICBLASTROCKS]

the bumbleby give me life

[@jibbily27]

Jaques: I'M GONNA PISS ON THE MOON

[@kidincredgamez5819]

WHY ARE THE CHILDREN'S HEADS LARGE THAN THE ADULTS'!? *_IT LOOKS SO WRONG!_*

[@Dressup_Doll]

ANIME

[@kidincredgamez5819]

​@@Dressup_Doll _Most_ anime don't have child heads as *larger* than adult heads, just proportionately to _their own_ bodies. So no, ANIME is not the answer.

[@emeraldphoenix5868]

Team FNKI returned and I hope that we'll see more Returning Characters.

[@dad5draco]

1:47 *THAT IS SUCH A MOOD*