Ryan & Shane Get Drunk & Read Ghost Stories • Too Many Spirits

Welcome to our new spooky show- Too Many Spirits! Join us as we read your submitted ghost stories and enjoy cocktails prepared by first-time bartender, Steven Lim. If you've got even spookier stories, leave them in the comments below!
Please drink responsibly, and wear a mask.
This video was filmed under professional supervision. Alcohol intake was monitored, and talent was transported safely. Filming was conducted under recommended COVID-safe guidelines.
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Boozy Beergarita
Recipe:
2 ounces Espolòn Blanco Tequila, twice
1 ounce fresh squeezed lime juice
1.5 ounce agave nectar
4-6 ounces Corona Premier
1 Lime wedge
Salt (for glass rim, as desired)
Add tequila, lime juice, agave nectar and ice in a cocktail shaker and shake well. Salt the rim of your glass to your personal preference, and fill halfway with ice. Add the Corona and then strain the shaken cocktail in. Give it a quick stir and then garnish with a lime wedge and serve!
Created by Katie LeBlanc
Hosts - Ryan Bergara & Shane Madej
Bartender/Cam Op - Steven Lim
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[@carahr9413]

“2 shots of tequila” “That’s four!” “No no no, that’s two twice” This is the only acceptable way to make drinks for your friends

[@steveharvey4267]

Reminds me of the 1 shot of tequila vine

[@horohorosrin]

To be fair... he's making drinks for two people. He's just doubling the recipe!

[@beee.4real]

@@steveharvey4267 i hate to be that person but i think you mean 2 shots of vodka

[@steveharvey4267]

@@beee.4real oh you’re not that person thank you for catching that

[@mariabeatriz2804]

This is the way my math works, if I’m being honest.

[@billyellis4149]

I just enjoy how JACKED they are to be together again for the first time in forever. This is also one of the first series with all 3 boys together. Let it be known.

[@TheyLoveThemLLC]

That singular episode of Puppet History as well! Although that was The Professor, but I felt Shane was there in spirit!

[@Nope-ku6ky]

Billy Ellis k

[@madonnakilpatrick8804]

Shane and Ryan aren't even drunk, they're just absolutely giddy to be hanging out in person for the first time in six months.

[@robynthebank919]

@José Menendéz off of one beer though? They must be lightweights then

[@Seawitch555]

@@robynthebank919 wasn’t there tequila in it? Idk Steven probably isn’t measuring out these drinks lmaoo

[@bb-ef2qm]

⚠️ I love how wholesome this comment is! ⚠️

[@hyperfox0934]

@@robynthebank919 there's four fucking shots of tequila in each one! XD

[@thespankmyfrank]

@@robynthebank919 Did you not watch them making the drinks lmao it's literally only half a beer and the rest is basically tequila

[@keithapaynter450]

“when I do the close up I see two ryans” ryan: *nervously glanced behind himself*

[@kittykatt6740]

Doppleganger.... oOOOoooooOOOoooo.... spooky noise

[@ashsawyer558]

@@kittykatt6740 It's Ricky Goldsworth

[@Yourfellowlegoninjagocitizen]

I read this comment right as it happened XD!

[@ghostmemeboi]

big apple steve: theres two ryan begaras ryan: immediately checks behind him

[@lord_of_the_oreos_vol3]

Imagine once he turns back, it's Ryan Bergara from the Philippines 👁️👄👁️

[@rei2515]

Lord_of_the _Oreos_ vol 3 I have NO IDEA what that means but I’m a Filipino so I had to laugh LOL

[@nekrouni8497]

@@rei2515 in one of the videos he said that there was only one other Ryan Bergara in the world, but he’s in the Philippines.

[@wdzsite]

@Aine Rogers 12:32 !!

[@poppymorley9838]

All hail Big Apple Steve

[@mollyc-e1608]

Steven: When I look at you, I see two Ryan Bergaras Ryan: *looks behind him for a second Ryan*

[@bb-ef2qm]

And you can tell when he starts explaining the shirt that he’s coming down off a sudden adrenaline rush as if he had mentally prepared to fight himself.

[@modernnorseman3615]

"We're at least 1 Shane away". Underrated quote

[@szaboluca5536]

THANK YOU! I've been looking for someone who loved it as much as I did

[@malwinelogina9781]

Time stamp please

[@malwinelogina9781]

@@kellie6992 thank you! :))

[@arissantorisonmars9271]

I fuckin say shit like that bout my friend Grant.

[@YupTooBad]

That quote needs to be a new T-shirt for them.

[@whatabouttheearth]

Alternative title: after single handedly carrying Buzzfeed Shane and Ryan geniusly find a way to get paid for getting drunk.

[@mrigaankamuch]

XD

[@TheGhostQuarter]

Alright, I have to give you a like for that one. That's pretty funny.

[@justaperson57]

I’m sorry but the 699 is now gone

[@HermunthrudaWaldheim]

They're living the dream.

[@k80_]

They’re so lucky we like this sow so much lol, it must be relatively easy to make. You get a whole season in one night

[@kittikat4124]

Alternative title: Shane and Ryan get wasted while reading flash cards as Steven babysits

[@tiarahernandez5043]

Steven gets Ryan and Shane drunk and gives them spooky flashcards

[@iabrochium]

What if the last episode just ended with Steven 'driving them home' and then dropping them off at some undisclosed haunted location, totally wasted.

[@imalexthedancer]

@@iabrochiumI can’t wait to see how Ryan would react he would be as brave as Shane!!!

[@mcost4098]

@@iabrochium He drops them off at Waverly and just leaves

[@karls1155]

Ryan: "Steven put your finger in your belly button." Steven: "We have like one minute left?" Ryan and Shane: "Put your finger in your belly button"

[@ItDoesntMatterReally]

such peer pressure from the Watcher boys

[@rebekahgalech980]

When Steven said "I see two Ryan Bergaras," I'm just like "Ryan it's your doppelganger!"

[@BrunosSquirrel]

Poor Steven, what do you even do when you are alone with these two together?

[@karls1155]

@@BrunosSquirrel haha true

[@jo_jordan]

My Dog just came over to me liked your comment with her nose. Just to let you know. 😅🤣😅

[@quinnnichols6571]

Shane’s hair in that hat makes him look like he’s an extra in broke back mountain, but like an extra that’s committed to the subtext

[@itsah-memario7699]

HAHAHAHA oh god, now it just reminds me that Jake Gyllenhaal was the bottom in that film.

[@nothing9071]

I literally re-watched that movie a couple days ago...and I can't un-see it now

[@Vercingetorix.Fantasia]

Lmao!

[@morganbritt2539]

This is the funniest comment I’ve ever read

[@bridgetthompson8156]

Randy Quaid in Kngpin

[@gigie.stippich2464]

shane be wearing one of those christian girl autumn hats and we love him for it

[@urban_gse_]

We all love shane anyway tho

[@ellabernardini]

shall we rename him shaenleigh

[@kaitlynm9463]

@@ellabernardini sheighn 😌

[@divinexxvenus4959]

lmao or generic folk artist heheheheehehe

[@HermunthrudaWaldheim]

He has, what we in Germany call a Hutgesicht. It's considered a great blessing round here.

[@starlight1314]

steven mixing drinks reminds me of a kid making "experiments" in the kitchen (just 100% enthusiasm and 0% regard for the consequences, "YOLO, let's put this in and see what happens"), which only gets funnier when i remember that steven is a chemical engineer.

[@Anna-wv1lw]

Omg really? I had no idea

[@lizzychang3834]

Yes.

[@milomcilrath233]

he's WHAT?????

[@tiaravenesa]

Welp at least mixing spirits won't result in explosions (when he mix 'em. No guarantee it won't happen after they drink it)

[@gabrielleruhter1571]

Ryan and Shane’s next video series : SNEAKING INTO GETTYSBURG

[@freshwaternymph]

That should be a three part series, at least.

[@hsalus]

omg i hope bc them they’d be close to where i live

[@platypusbuk]

Hide the horses

[@Panda77dumdumduummmm]

Yaaazzzz

[@gourisree9991]

That would be awesome ❤️❤️

[@rachelenglish1357]

“There’s a problem that we gotta nerf on humans” Shane says, kinda implying he’s not a human.

[@arynnbeefox3014]

I mean duh

[@Εδεν-λ2μ]

I mean he is obviously a demon, he should collab with the professor.

[@iiiiiiii2159]

he is a genie! Same level of cryptid-ness but just more lamp

[@Iceechibi]

Well I mean, the man is a demon, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@sHellzBellz]

OMG finally someone acknowledged the weird belly button feeling!!! Ryan you're not crazy I feel it toooooo!

[@NathanOhsure]

Steven out here making drinks like he's a Sim with a level 1 bartending skill

[@llieeaz]

okay yeah this comment floored me 😂😂

[@break_the_galaxy]

As a Sims veteran this is hilarious

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

I play sims and this cracked me up! lol

[@irarelyknowwhatimdoing]

steven sim (sorry i had to)

[@chalopaseal3455]

quick somebody make this happen in game!! (i would but my laptop broke)

[@tinyturtle1928]

“This guy doesn’t have bars” clearly he just needs to visit the other guy’s dad’s grave.

[@zoeyfurie7449]

this got me lol underrated comment

[@pearlmedlin1231]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT RYANS VOICES HE DOES THEM SO WELL. THIS DUDES GOT RANGE

[@lyancrown7648]

EXACTLY I was like... he could be a voice actor

[@isabellacarrascal2573]

because we've been talking about it since the first episode of Unsolved

[@rachael11]

The Joker he did was real good.

[@alexmacui]

I KNOW RIGHT. If it was me reading I’d be panting by the first two sentences bc im asthmatic as shit

[@faithlanielumayag4636]

i know right!!! i said that too!

[@emmylu1996]

Ryan and Shane are chaotic sober so I can only imagine what the 4th episode will be like...

[@recoil53]

That's the one I'm really waiting for when they said they did all four in one night.

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

I’m betting they’re probably gonna roast themselves naked in the bonfire, but idk.

[@whostolethepenguins9549]

Ryan definitely tries to jump the fire in the 4th episode

[@JulianneMcLarney]

“I love a creepy old woman who hates the Virgin Mary. I don’t know why that’s funny to me” Shane is a demon confirmed.

[@urban_gse_]

Get your holy water also what 336 likes and no comments!

[@st4rryk]

🤣🤣

[@Fnafiac]

Yep.

[@manaash4316]

It all makes sense now 🤣

[@snakyYT]

But holy water doesn't affect him

[@gabbyschlarmann7275]

Steven really said: two shots of vodka (pours 4 shots)

[@purplepebble3479]

One shot is 1.5 fl oz so he only poured a little over 2 & a half shots

[@sashajanre1664]

That's a house pour right there

[@bustedkeaton]

Sandra Lee found dead

[@Karin_Allen]

I like to imagine that Steven doesn't personally believe in getting drunk, so he's getting wasted vicariously through his friends.

[@monoplainia4937]

two for each lol

[@KirbyCom]

Steven accidentally pouring liquid into his hand instead of pouring salt I'm-

[@tanvisalunkhe2036]

He was nervous okay

[@JelenaMilosavljevic]

Ryan: “The salt might hit you mañana” Shane: “TOMORROW?” This part is sending me 😂

[@SassyShell13]

Same!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ashsawyer558]

Iconic

[@psycless]

Why did it take me so long to realize your profile picture is a cat

[@alan_b_scary]

that and "MINI GRANDMAS?"

[@k80_]

Man-zah-nah???

[@heathermerrill8413]

Ryan’s Hair: slightly shaggy Shane’s hair: overgrown cat fur taped to a safari hat

[@ericamartiin]

This comment has me dying. 😂

[@janiceonlyb2st]

I would buy those little rating ghosts in pin or earring form. Just saying.

[@red_5876]

ooooooh yes ghost pins!!!

[@evilcatv]

earrings earrings earrings earrings earrings earrings earrings earrings earrings earrings earrings earrings

[@myrtletheturtle]

Some lesbian on etsy needs to make it into earrings

[@charlief2085]

myrtle artistic I just love that sentence 😂

[@pd96851]

Earrings yessssss

[@hannahferguson1663]

Shane: "You don't have to be drunk to know what it's like to be drunk" He said that as if it was an uber important life tip LOL

[@richardburhan2679]

I think theres wordplay there that your experiencing what its like to be a drink being drunk by a person ?

[@SkyandMoon909]

People in 12-step programs need to hear this

[@hannahferguson1663]

Yeah it was clever and like... 😂😂 the way he said it was too funny

[@Olivia-ek9ib]

Shane: puts one (1) log in the fire: "yep, I was a Boy Scout"

[@BazingaBallpit]

@@MostlyLost stop it’s so funny HAHAHAHA

[@samwarren2850]

@@MostlyLost babe have you heard of comedic effect?

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@@MostlyLost You don't get it, do you? Oh dear...

[@kp6982]

As a Gettysburg local, I can confirm that ghosts ask me on the daily where my f*cking horses are.

[@amberbristow4835]

This comment is fucking sending me 🤣🤣

[@kayladanforth9201]

🤣🤣🤣

[@worldwidearin]

Can also confirm.

[@ashgra05]

As another Gettysburg local, I can ALSO confirm 😂

[@POTUSJimmyCarter]

​@Grayson Huggins I'm imagining a battalion of terrified ghosts fleeing from a groundskeeper unknowingly chasing them around on a riding lawnmower

[@lyndseyhubbard5973]

I need “paranormal bad boys” on a hoodie immediately

[@rustinstardust2094]

YES

[@the_astronaut7410]

May I raise you: “Paranormal Bad Boys” on the back of a Vegan Leather/Pleather jacket?

[@lyndseyhubbard5973]

@@the_astronaut7410 Absolutely!!!!

[@raeshad1905]

Yes

[@_sunchildd]

i’d so boy it. i need it to be spelled bois tho pls

[@cocolime6496]

Never mind Shane and Ryan, let's talk about Steve's bartending skills

[@KnotArthur]

Steven is the real mvp here

[@latteagle]

bet he's learning from his worth it buddy, Ilnyckyj. but i dunno.

[@smokeface2228]

Or lack there of😂

[@secretpanda64]

I could be wrong, but I've been taught not to shake the carbonated parts, I add them after. Drinking a whiskey sour now and I put the seltzer water in after everything else was mixed.

[@raerohan4241]

@@secretpanda64 Yeah, shaking carbonated stuff make it go flat faster, so you should add it separately unless your aim is to de-carbonate it a little

[@thealbanianlorg6542]

Ryan: “Jesus Christ!” Shane’s Christianity - hating ghost lady: “no, absolutely not!” 🤣

[@dedegirl3434]

I loved this!

[@UkuleleVillain]

Ryan: Christianity hating sepia woman, tap-dancing possessed doll Random producer next door to his assistant: WRITE THAT DOWN!! WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@katezim]

"any apartment you can afford in college is haunted by the way it was built" lmfaooo

[@unknowncreature-0069]

My mom sometimes tells me stories about the haunted house she lived in during college. It was so old that after 3 years of living there the bathtub fell through the second floor and into the kitchen, where it almost crushed her roommate who was eating breakfast.

[@darkchamber79]

@@unknowncreature-0069 i don’t know if i should be laughing or terrified

[@unknowncreature-0069]

@@darkchamber79 that's exactly what I thought when I heard this story for the first time ._.

[@unknowncreature-0069]

@@darkchamber79 that house was so fucking old that it got demolished the day after her and her roommates moved out

[@jaydonono]

Lmfao I live somewhere where most of the apartments are like that 😂

[@truelovew8s16393]

"we filmed all 4 episodes in one night" "This is the first time im making cocktails" I love this company

[@recoil53]

Basically - We needed content, but sure weren't going to do it sober.

[@JosephDavies]

"I'd like to hear it a little faster, though!" Ryan still hasn't learned not to rush people making him custom drinks.

[@pd96851]

Lmaoooooooo

[@lizziecatherine7048]

Shane’s hair makes him look like a little Pilgrim boy.

[@hansonel]

Or an Amish guy

[@kayleestubley6503]

I kinda live for it ngl

[@hoodedsmoke]

My favorite part: Shane - "She hates Christ." "GET THAT SHIT OFF YOUR FRIDGE" "This is *my* house-" Ryan - "Jesus Christ" Shane - "NO absolutely not"

[@rebeccarobinson8174]

My favorite part too 😹😹😹

[@madebyme7075]

Ghost: “I ain’t going home...” Shane: “well then a target?” 😂😂😂

[@lindseysquire8417]

"I can take you to Applebee's"

[@keneishapinto9896]

ohmygod i was your 666th like

[@abbyshoenfelt6413]

i missed actually seeing them together

[@youcare_somuch2433]

Same 😭😭😭

[@ludussy]

ryan: jESUS CHRIST shane: NO DEFINITELY NOT

[@anipunani]

i felt like we just skipped over that and i'm so glad someone acknowledged it

[@kangarooblimblam]

I can't like this because as I write this comment it has 666 likes and I gotta preserve that

[@Lily-bj2pe]

When was that? I think I just skipped over it.

[@ludussy]

Ani H. thabk u thank u i paused the video there just to Laugh

[@ludussy]

Kitt BLESS YOU I LIKE YOU RANDOM CITIZEN

[@skyeoleary1935]

"Jesus christ" "NO ABSOLUTELY NOT" killed me

[@barbara_g.]

love how shane just seems drunk right away, probably out of euphoria of seeing a human being outside of his house for who knows how many months

[@adeptune6067]

nope it's just ryan lol

[@MacyC18]

If "Steven put your finger in your belly button right now." doesn't become apart of their merch I'm raging.

[@lindsepaige]

Legit! It has to!

[@libby5432]

"You just poured four shots in there" "No no no no no I poured two shots.... twice"- Steven Lim, 2020

[@bellatrixareforkids7406]

I vote that Steven sends out our next stimulus checks.

[@stephh1149]

@definitelynotacop YES

[@Animaniafreak]

He meant 2 shots per cup? The camera work made it look like all 4 shots into 1 cup

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

Two shots of vodka...

[@karley5916]

When I was 3 or 4 I had an imaginary friend deemed “Uncle Walter” my babysitter was so confused trying to figure out who it was she thought we had family from out of town coming in. I told her he wore a vest, had half glasses (a Monical) and a curly mustache. This went on for a couple months and she would ask me “how’s uncle Walter today!” Until I answered with, “he sailed away to Madagascar.” And then I never really talked about him again. Fast forward to when I was 12 my estranged grandfather came by with some family history and low and behold I actually did have an uncle Walter in the 1900’s who wore a vest and a Monical and a curly, handle bar mustache. He ended up dying on the Madagascar trip. I don’t remember this imaginary friend but I would believe it actually happened by the look of concern on my mother’s face. Also, what type of 3 or 4 year old knows what a monical was ???

[@rheanathan4189]

I had a friend called Bald Bobby who went away one day too, I don't know if he was someone but I believe your story

[@irismaturen1628]

this is a super cool story but btw it’s monocle not monical

[@avacatherine5646]

My imaginary friend was called Jim. He wore ordinary enough clothes (maybe closest to 1970’s kids clothes now that I'm thinking about it) He used to come with us on family trips and only stayed in the garden when we were home/at my grandma’s house. He went away one day and I never saw him again.

[@GotInterest]

that reminds me of a story my roommate told me about how when she was very little she once saw her aunt (who had been murdered before she was born) and had even described to her mother exactly what the woman looked like as well as the bullet wound on her head. Nobody had ever told her how she had been killed, nor shown her any pictures of her (she was really young at the time, so this was a story that she doesn't remember happening, but was told it by her mom while she was growing up). So she has always believed in ghosts because of that.

[@baileyseyts]

Shane's haircut makes him look like a young 18th century vagrant who has just arrived to the American farmlands from an arduous journey, and is looking for an old-timey mentor to give him shelter and a wage for honest work. His name is William, goes by Billy.

[@koro-is-caffeinated]

Why is this so oddly specific and so accurate

[@omegasage777]

LMAOOOO

[@faeraindrops]

Steven: i see two ryans lol Ryan: *looks around* Steven: No your shirt Ryan: Oh okay lol :)

[@GeeklyWeekly05]

Time stamp: 12:30

[@mandapants74]

That was funny. Ryan thought he was being haunted for a moment. 😄

[@SHOTxDIY]

"I stole this off the lady who died on the titanic!" - Shane on a balcony, waving bead necklaces, in New Orleans

[@amberjensen2288]

YES 😆🙌

[@thejason755]

I was so happy watching that. They were just out in the wild, living their best lives.

[@Joe-rq5cv]

I love these guys, they could talk about the moist vicious serial killer in the world but can still manage to make it hilarious.

[@yellododo]

a moist serial killer huh

[@p1nkpills405]

m o i s t v i c o u s is sending me

[@mr.manpants9460]

Yea a moist serial killer sounds way creepy and gross. I envision someone bound and gagged with a sweaty man pouring water on him.

[@buffettmunger]

@@mr.manpants9460 nothing worse than getting murdered in 100% humidity

[@kerrychristensen7204]

"It's still... *juicy!* "

[@Kiatro]

That one guy sounds like this hairy, puppet professor guy that talks about history. Funny.

[@himig2173]

do we know if the professor and shane met?

[@omniscient.nescience]

@@himig2173 I mean... Shane plays the genie in the season 2 finale so make of that what you will.

[@maz33que]

@@omniscient.nescience that genie gave me night terrors ngl so good job shane

[@aidaontknow]

Bruh that's the Fiji Water guy didnt u know

[@humanrose3197]

No one tell em

[@evypolyak]

"I feel a disturbance in my [redacted]" RYAN ARE U OKAY

[@pd96851]

I want to know where lmfaoooo

[@AnyOtherName25]

Urethra I reckon - I have the exact same thing 😶🙈

[@Karin_Allen]

@@AnyOtherName25 I'm guessing prostate.

[@ceeceepg]

There is a nerve that runs down from your belly button to your bladder/genitals so I’m guessing that is what he is referring to.

[@MikuLeekz]

@@pd96851 At the very end I'm preettty sure he says dick and it's uncensored bc Shane's talking over him lmao

[@marcen7067]

Not sure if Ryan was talking about a weird feeling in your “private parts” when you touch your bellybutton but it’s true. Apparently when your touch your bellybutton you’re also touching a nerve or something that triggers your bladder and makes it tingle which sometimes gives you the feeling like “I have to pee” kind of thing. (Google can explain it better than I did lol)

[@camlauffer2871]

He said “on the tip of my d!ck” LMAO. But I’ve literally never heard of anyone experiencing that and when I try it it just..hurts my belly button

[@strawberrylemonadesorbet2886]

@@camlauffer2871 Lots of people experience it. I've heard (and don't quote me on this) but I've HEARD that it happens if your umbilical cord is cut incorrectly.

[@AkumaDayo]

@@strawberrylemonadesorbet2886 that would explain a lot seeing as how my grandmother was the one who cut mine and according to my dad her hands were _very_ shaky

[@evelynnotheis774]

@@camlauffer2871 I have that every time when Im cleaning my belly button.. but I have no dick so... it works for gals as well. I always thought it was just a freaky thing only I could feel

[@oisheelabonno1106]

@@evelynnotheis774 same here

[@DickDickstein]

"No suckin'...no fuckin' way I'm giving that a 10/10" I actually laughed out loud. Haha

[@lizthehaunted]

Shane: So no sucking into the TV? *jumps and breaks skateboard in half*

[@meredithdavis6663]

iconic

[@emmaalmind5477]

We love vine references

[@cats1970]

Fun fact: it’s called focussing a board :)

[@aidaontknow]

Imaging discussing the existance of a potential ghost over 'Say Yes To The Dress' in MTV

[@emilyoryall406]

Say Yes to the Dress is on TLC not MTV. A reality show on MTV is like 16 and Pregnant or something

[@aidaontknow]

@@emilyoryall406 gurl that's WORSE lmaoo

[@webkinztreefrog4243]

typical girls' night

[@Iceechibi]

If I was the ghost, I’d be mad they aren’t at least watching like travel channel reality tv or something at the LEAST. If it’s MTV, it better be when they had Clone High

[@ZiaRDS]

@@Iceechibi a person of culture I see 😏😏😏

[@Animaniafreak]

Steven's little bartender dance cracked me up, he's one adorable cinnamon roll.

[@capital_beaz4725]

My mind said egg roll. I'll leave

[@hannahcraigie3684]

Two grown men getting progressively drunk while being filmed by the man who made the cocktails is pure excellence and chaos at the same time

[@alexandrajay2001]

the lesbian experience is lowkey wanting to look like shane in this video

[@Hannah-fc4it]

Bold of you to assume I (a lesbian) don't always want to look like Shane

[@marypresslike]

he’s dressing up for lesbian visibility day ❤️

[@friendlyporkchop]

me but all the time. happy birthday, fellow lesbians!

[@stargirl-hd8yy]

Kay not funny I was seriously considering where his hat is from because I want one

[@katelynb7428]

TELL ME WHY I LITERALLY THOUGHT THIS LMAOO

[@michelleschaefer683]

Once when I was walking the dog at night we were going through the woods. Just me and my little labrador. We heard a loud noise. Like a ghostly 'Boooo' and it did not sound human. I was very spooked to say the least. We walked faster but just heard it again and again. It was so creepy. When we cleared the forest we saw what made the noise. It was a cow. A goddamn cow.

[@tdsims1963]

😊

[@lorahypnosis4999]

In regards the the belly button thing: I remember reading about why it's uncomfortable when you dig too far in your belly button. "So, as you stick your finger into your belly button, it sends a signal from the deeper fibers that line your inner abdominal cavity to your spinal cord. Because your spinal cord at that level is also relaying signals from your bladder and urethra, it feels almost the same." And thus, it feels weird. lol

[@augusta.5089]

One of life's mysteries, finally solved ...

[@kalynstephens3193]

KZbin has taught me more than school and I'm in university!!!

[@donnareyes3384]

is that the feeling when you wanna pee by sticking your finger to your belly button?

[@aura8808]

Can you tell it in baby sentences??

[@georgie488]

i physically cannot touch the inside of it it makes me physically sick and makes me stim

[@daynajohnson5085]

"She hates Christ" might just be the funniest thing he's ever fucking said. and the way he and Ryan laughed is gold

[@hoodedsmoke]

That was my favorite part lol

[@nithyanair1906]

Steven: "2 shots of vodka" *pours 4 shots* Ryan: "wait that's not how counting works"

[@recoil53]

Yeah, but Ryan is bad at math.

[@cheddacheese32]

it's like that one vine-

[@Animaniafreak]

2 shots each? The camera work made it look like all 4 shots into 1 cup

[@thealbanianlorg6542]

LOVE your Professor picture! 😁❤️ If THEYRE not gonna put him on as a cameo in the shows that aren’t puppet history at least SOMEONE is! 😁

[@JCasR3]

Is it 2 shots of 2oz, or is it 1 shot of 4oz?

[@carleighpage]

I like to imagine the sepia woman was really a photo someone did in one of those old west dress up places and was from like 2005

[@TryinaD]

If it was, you can tell the shitty quality.

[@arob7890]

Eww we we’re ewww be eerily

[@arob7890]

TryinaD is the

[@arob7890]

TryinaD is the

[@arob7890]

As

[@deenam2567]

“we’re at least one Shane away” I’m going to use Shanes as a unit of measurement like meters and feet from now on.

[@recoil53]

We must come up with units for the other two. Stevens might be a measurement of how fancy something is.

[@justahermitchild]

And Ryans measure terror

[@recoil53]

@@justahermitchild Yes! That one was eluding me for some reason.

[@abigailkaterbergcolibaba]

My Sibs used to do this with my mom's ex when they were little cause he was 6' 6". "that ferris wheel is like 10 Chucks tall!"

[@XMissMysticFallsX]

My supervisor, Greg, is about 6ft tall and everyone on my crew reminds each other to stay "one Greg apart" when we're working

[@zerofox641]

7 minutes in and I’m dying over Shane screaming “WHERE’S YOUR HORSES YOU SONUVABITCH?!?”

[@jherlenecargill4081]

This show is an absolute mess and I love it. You got everything here: a christian bartender, the dual face, deep-voiced drunk Ricky Goldsworth and the fun uncle that gets drunk at parties with just two drinks! AHA, my type of shingding!!!!!

[@madeniquevanwyk]

Why did I guffaw at "Christian bartender" 😂😂😂😂

[@zarabangash3862]

this comment reads like a stefon bit from snl: this show’s got everything!

[@jherlenecargill4081]

zara bangash 😂😂😂😂 I didn’t think of that!!! Omg I am bringing out my inner Stefon.. 😆

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

zara bangash This place has *everything:* ghosts, ghouls, goblins, *my son.*

[@jherlenecargill4081]

Join A Movement of 6M To Adopt Klaus Hargreeves 😂😂😂😂 love your username btw! #adoptklaus

[@ezra6898]

11:28 "so _NO SUCKIN??"_ *smashes phone into the ground*

[@levi_octavian]

Shane looks kinda like a well kept Johnny Appleseed.

[@whostolethepenguins9549]

this comment sent me

[@zeskamartiono711]

Im laughing too hard in my office rn

[@simplefrogmossybog9114]

No pins in his feet tho

[@dogvoter9973]

Why would you say smth so controversial yet so brave

[@DjVader112]

I thought his hair was a wig for a second

[@grown.ass.nerd.]

My dorm was actually haunted in college. I called him Mark. He liked to slam my laptop shut while I was watching it, and then open it again to the log in screen. And without fail, he always unfolded my laundry. Never fucked with my homework though, which I appreciated, but that room was so damn cold all the time because of him. Hope he's doing okay.

[@serahblair2374]

Chaotic neutral

[@joliebokeh1958]

I hope all his subsequent roommates have been as accepting as you

[@sethescope]

to be fair, the cold may not have been because of Mark. the cold may have been due to the room being haunted by the way it was built lol Mark probably did the other stuff, though

[@ace-of-bats]

I think Mark might be a cat.

[@waffleauflauf4213]

@@ace-of-batsLmao, being haunted by a cat would be so chaotic. Can you imagine what a cat ghost could get up too without having to worry about being confined to physical boundaries like walls, and being invisible? It'd be insane 😂

[@ashleysanders3731]

When I saw “bars from beyond” I thought it would be about a SoundCloud rapper ghost with some absolute bars

[@emilymarley4505]

I wish it was 😔

[@jasmineprivat9042]

Legit same

[@stacey4647]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Call_me_Kelllz]

Ryan’s saucy voice sounds like other KZbin accounts that just read scary stories from Reddit

[@tarrenr8159]

He sounds like chills lmao

[@Call_me_Kelllz]

Tarren R yes!! That’s the exact one that came to mind

[@melodys9188]

s a u c e

[@melodys9188]

honestly its like his normal bfu voice just like... +11

[@Call_me_Kelllz]

Melody S yeah it’s like BOOgara on steroids

[@Travel_with_Gigi]

The idea that the people of Gettysburg won’t let Ryan and Shane investigate there is honestly so funny to me

[@Whatlander]

Even better that we may never know if it's because they're too rowdy, or because "too many horses."

[@9bm.farrelyunindra591]

The world : *uses the metric system* America : "we're at least one shane away"

[@zaynslucozade1132]

Americans would use anything but the metric system😂😂

[@sevenmillionhobbies7840]

My school is 3 Shanes tall. Our school is enormous!

[@annika_panicka]

And yet in many countries outside the United States, height is measured in feet and inches. Strange, indeed. 🤔

[@kelleygreenEmpressOne]

America is one Shane away from civil war....lol

[@jexxer]

Meanwhile, the UK uses heavy rocks as a unit of weight measurement.

[@norasinnett1451]

The promise of chaos is tantalizing indeed

[@Godsgrace__]

This is not even making me scared. It's more like a comedy show😂

[@sarak3055]

Yeah...i laughed out loud like 15 times..and was constantly smiling and giglling..they really gave us the best content..😂❤

[@Mars-ww9vk]

"And he pulls over to talk to the random stranger on the side of the road to ask him to get in the car." Me, a woman: Im sorry he did what?

[@alexbememe]

Me, a man: I'm sorry, he did WHAT?!

[@kennyyy9633]

Haha yeah it seems absurd regardless

[@Anita-vc8nb]

Yeah, I don't think it's safe to get a drunk stranger into your car

[@Kitsune16-r4h]

Me a sane human: I'm sorry, he did WHAT?!

[@babydoll2k5]

ted bundy head ass forreal so shady my god

[@editsect.5974]

i gotta say when I read the words "bars from beyond" i thought it was gonna be a ghost just spitting absolute FIRE like imagine you encounter a ghost and it just starts performing rap god

[@editsect.5974]

Thank you to whoever liked this comment because it reminded me that I had wrote it and it made me wheeze laugh for a full minute

[@sgunky]

@@editsect.5974 👍

[@Jules-fm3hw]

There’s a nerve that travels down through the belly button in every single person. That’s what Ryan’s feeling.

[@Karin_Allen]

Maybe you have to have a deep belly button to reach it and only Ryan's is deep enough....Oh, wait, did that sound dirty? I didn't mean it to be! I feel it, and I have a deep belly button too!...Oh, wait, that sounded even worse, didn't it?

[@BigDumbMedia]

I can't be the only who feels this too?

[@melissamcgeorge4580]

I absolutely feel a uh... disturbance when I do that lmao so Ryan is not alone!!

[@DrewBernstein]

@@BigDumbMedia nah youre not

[@Flanneryschickens]

nah he obviously has a haunted belly button

[@themripley]

"I'm talent, dude". I'm 3 minutes in and this is already delightful.

[@elizabethlovett4318]

All fans know they can get weird when they go off script. Add any alcohol into the mix and it's bound to get more weird than usual lol. Though I think describing it as 'horrifying' is a bit dramatic. That's fairly innocent no matter where Ryan says he feels it when he touches his navel lmao.

[@themripley]

@@elizabethlovett4318 Ha, I know (I remember them tapping their bellybuttons to seduce a ghost). I was just teasing, I didn't mean it to come across as an actual criticism or complaint.

[@cor289]

Steven literally looks like a sim making that cocktail

[@camili5072]

The Steven way is just pouring stuff into his hands and scraping it onto the cup I died 😂

[@judyzhu161]

I was about to say the same haha

[@pugsley9618]

PLEASE

[@lindseysquire8417]

bold of you to assume that Steven isn't a sim

[@camili5072]

Lindsey Squire he escaped from the golden prison Shane and Ryan put him in and now he wants revenge

[@Adoniis101]

My sister died in December, 2 days after Christmas. She was my best friend. I just want to say thank you Watcher crew. Your videos kept me from falling too deep into depression. For that I’ll always appreciate you all.

[@adeer87]

I hope you’re doing okay 💜

[@dr.pepperqueen]

so sorry for ur loss, hope ur doing ok!

[@larapalma3744]

Ooh wait until more die

[@Justanotherface143]

This is literally my dream job but also it should be titled, "Ryan & Shane Get Drunk & ROAST your ghost stories." LOOOOOOL

[@pallavidwivedi1121]

watching Steven take a palm full of salt and slap it onto the rim AFTER already putting the drink in the glass sent me to another dimension

[@greatvalue_ethelcain]

I imagine it’s like pouring the milk before the cereal, but worse.

[@Mondopolis]

Just started but I love the concept of Steven being the barista makin new drinks with Shane and Ryan both filming him

[@thelittolman]

Yeah we're obviously here for the production value lmao

[@juliam8606]

I’M SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE HAS SAID THIS. I’vE ALWAYS FOUND IT WEIRD THAT IF I STICK MY FINGER TOO DEEP INTO MY BELLY BUTTON IT FEELS UNCOMFORTABLE IN THE LADY BITS

[@xxbeinaxx]

YOOO I WAS DEFINITELY HUNTING THROUGH THE COMMENTS TO SEE IF SOMEONE ELSE HAD THIS!!!! IM JUST SO GLAD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE 😭😭😭

[@matteobravo2149]

I always thought it was a guy thing 😭 cause me and my dad both get that feeling of like discomfort and slight pain in the genital area and my mom and sister said they didn't

[@tartnouveau3652]

Yes!!!

[@angel-in-me]

Dude, I can feel it in my uterus. Thank God, I'm not the only one

[@trishaprasad7834]

Ikr!!

[@Jo-sv9io]

Can't get over the fact that when Steven mentioned seeing two Ryans he actually looked over his shoulder to check

[@Zaccrim]

iabsolutely love this, it's hilarious

[@Thebeltbelongstonoone]

This needs to be a constant show cause I like drinkin with the “paranormal bad boys”😂

[@jacksonhickey2151]

@@Thebeltbelongstonoone slow down a lil ur liver may need

[@Thebeltbelongstonoone]

@@jacksonhickey2151 oh probably an I’ve got the most rare blood type in a country that gives healthcare to everyone no charge. But hey if I was genuinely scared of getting my ticket punched I also wouldn’t have started smokin 7 years ago neither. Life’s funny like this😂🤷🏽‍♀️

[@kieranwood9705]

I feel like he said when he sticks his finger in his belly button he feels it in his,,, southern area and this is actually scientifically proven that some peoples’ crotches have nerves attached to their belly button and apparently it’s relatively common

[@catcat5160]

That makes me feel better because I definitely know what he means. It's a weird feeling

[@phantasmicmasque]

I do too! I was screaming at the screen that I believed him

[@quesansu7166]

Hahaha yup.. i have that too!

[@larapalma3744]

FUK

[@calijosephine8972]

“She hates Christ.” - Shane Madej, 2020

[@dannikris3696]

I want a leather jacket with “Paranormal Bad Boys” embroidered on the back

[@calicohyde]

a biker gang, but they're ghost hunters

[@abbywolffe4114]

@@calicohyde WHO YA GONNA CALL **ACDC's Thunderstruck starts to play**

[@calicohyde]

@@abbywolffe4114 you got the vibe EXACTLY right thank u

[@jillstephenson]

SAME

[@sarahbottino1321]

I’d pay to see Ryan and Shane drunkenly recite the entirety of the Dark Knight from memory

[@lauraalvaradoventura262]

That's such a great idea!!!!! I would watch that

[@Lostinspace888]

"Special Thanks: Ryan's parents" in the credits is just too sweet! 😄

[@evilcatv]

Shane saying "I love you" when someone brought him Taco Bell is Extremely Relatable lmao

[@benrow98]

Imagine seeing a man in the middle of the road at night and stopping, talking to him, pulling over, and then getting out of the car when you couldn't see him anymore. Women could literally never??

[@anitatharmarajah7905]

Ik they said pulled over and I was like u did what?

[@norafassler5183]

@@anitatharmarajah7905 the second it said man in the middle of the road, I was making a U turn and booking it back in the other direction, you won’t catch me getting murdered

[@ashsawyer558]

@@norafassler5183 I'd put my foot down hard on the gas

[@ultimateninjaboi]

Im a man and im reeling from the nephews sheer lack of self preservation. I can only imagine...

[@natsumihasegawa1697]

I love this- Steven being a dad bartender + Shane and ryan being chaotic - + scary stories= IM IN

[@laureneighmy3306]

Imagine being the neighbors that hear drunken screaming in the middle of the night "WHERE'S YOUR HORSES"

[@alfredopasta218]

No one: The porcelain doll at 3am: HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY DARLIN, HELLO MY GOOD TIME GAAALLLLL

[@brycefoster7801]

Rag time*

[@livmurphy2566]

can anyone remember what episode of unsolved shane sang this song in?? i remember laughing so hard

[@saras4599]

@@livmurphy2566 i think it was in the asylum episode, where the doll was on the hospital bed

[@livmurphy2566]

Sara s thankyou!

[@meganschmuecker3449]

@@saras4599 no it was some episode where they were talking about people being beheaded and Shane was saying what if the head like rolled over and sang that line

[@leeb.3095]

You’re telling me this is them at their most sober in the series......

[@s4vce]

I love how Ryan cautiously turns to look over his shoulder when Steve tells him that there's two Ryan Bergaras in the shot

[@toruko4442]

I can’t get over how Shane said “I love you” at the very very end of the video, his voice is pure manic to me, so fascinating