[S] Homestuck - All flashes

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ACT 1
0:00:11 - John: Play Haunting piano refrain.
0:00:59 - ＝＝＞
0:01:40 - John: Enter.
0:01:58 - STRIFE!
0:02:22 - ＝＝＞
0:03:14 - Rose: Play a haunting refrain on the violin.
0:03:53 - John: Take bite of apple.
ACT 2
0:04:42 - ＝＝＞
0:05:30 - ＝＝＞
0:05:55 - YOU THERE. BOY. (www.homestuck.com/story/253)
0:06:07 - ＝＝＞
0:06:38 - Rose: Youth roll right out the door.
0:07:29 - ＝＝＞＝＝＞＝＝＞!!!!!!!!
0:07:48 - GET UP JOHN, THIS IS NO TIME FOR SLUMBER.
0:08:06 - JOHN, SALVAGE YOUR WEAPON AND FIGHT ON!
0:08:41 - GO ON. ＝＝＞
0:09:09 - ＝＝＞
0:09:22 - ＝＝＞
0:09:59 - Dave: Retrive dead bird.
0:10:49 - John: Sleep.
0:11:07 - John: Wake up.
0:11:37 - Dave: Ascend to the highest point of the building.
0:13:01 - WV: Lead your men to victory!
0:13:44 - WV: Hasten to the exit post-haste!
0:14:30 - WV: Ascend.
ACT 3
0:17:03 - Jade: Play a hauntingly relaxing bassline.
0:17:49 - MIDNIGHT CREW: ACT 1031
0:19:14 - Dave: STRIFE.
0:19:58 - Jade: Descend.
0:20:50 - Dave: Abscond.
0:21:55 - Rose: Ascend.
0:23:16 - Rose: Fast forward to now.
0:24:35 - Ride.
0:25:43 - John: Examine your dad's room.
0:26:27 - John: Mental breakdown.
0:26:57 - Jade: Retrieve package.
0:29:11 - Jade: Dream up extra arms and play advanced bass solo.
0:30:56 - Dave: Strife!
0:32:00 - Jade: Pester John.
0:35:13 - Enter.
INTERMISSION
0:38:53 - INTERMISSION
0:39:01 - [I] ＝＝＞
ACT 4
0:40:04 - ACT 4 ＝＝＞ (www.homestuck.com/story/1358)
0:40:36 - ＝＝＞
0:41:58 - Dave: Accelerate.
0:43:15 - ＝＝＞
0:43:31 - Jack: Ascend.
0:46:16 - WV?: Rise up.
0:48:29 - John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter.
0:51:06 - Descend.
ACT 5
0:55:48 - Make her pay.
0:59:03 - ACT 5 ACT 2 ＝＝＞
1:01:36 - Vriska: Watch street tough maverick with nothing to lose.
1:02:58 - Past Karkat: Wake up. (www.homestuck.com/story/2792)
1:03:13 - Jade: Wake up.
1:06:31 - Jade: Enter
1:10:12 - ＝＝＞
1:12:16 - Jade: STRIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:14:53 - John: Enter village. (www.homestuck.com/story/3079)
1:15:14 - JOHN. RISE UP.
1:18:04 - Wake.
1:20:51 - Kanaya: Return to core. (www.homestuck.com/story/3321)
1:21:09 - Equius: Seek the highb100d. (www.homestuck.com/story/3438)
1:21:34 - 3x Showdown Combo.
1:22:46 - Seer: Ask.
1:23:22 - ＝＝＞
1:23:31 - John: Locate Tumor.
1:23:50 - John: Return to surface.
1:24:00 - All: Behold glory of Zillyhoo.
1:24:51 - Seer: Descend (www.homestuck.com/story/3695)
1:26:08 - ＝＝＞
1:27:39 - Exit.
1:28:16 - Terezi: Proceed
1:28:42 - Terezi: Read note.
1:28:59 - Seer: Ascend.
1:30:48 - Flip.
1:34:05 - Attempt rare and highly dangeroud 5x SHOWDOWN COMBO.
1:36:25 - Cascade.
INTERMISSION 2
1:49:54 - Begin intermission 2.
ACT 6 ACT 1
1:52:54 - ACT 6
1:56:18 - Jane: Get mail.
1:57:12 - [A6I1] Karkat: Mental breakdown.
1:57:43 - Cage: Reveal plan.
1:58:11 - END OF ACT 6 INTERMISSION 1
ACT 6 ACT 2
2:01:33 - Roxy: Black out.
2:01:43 - Roxy: Sleepwalk.
2:04:20 - Roxy: Descend.
2:04:49 - RAP-OFF!!!!!!!
2:06:25 - Prince of Heart: Rise up.
2:09:55 - Frigglish: Fast forward to Jaspersprite.
2:10:27 - Ride.
2:11:36 - Jane: Enter.
2:14:31 - [A6I2] ???
ACT 6 ACT 3
2:16:09 - ACT 6 ACT 3 (www.homestuck.com/story/4820)
2:17:45 - Jane: Proceed. (www.homestuck.com/story/4825)
2:17:45 - Jane: Cautiously approach.
2:18:00 - DD: Ascend.
2:18:28 - DD: Ascend more casually.
2:21:28 - Terry: Fast forward to Liv.
2:24:05 - Wait, what am I supposed to do with this bunny again?
2:24:39 - Dirk: Synchronize.
2:26:35 - Dirk: Unite.
2:27:49 - Sawtooth: Enter.
2:27:58 - Squarewave: Enter.
2:28:07 - Jane, Dirk, Jake, Roxy: Enter.
2:28:18 - Caliborn: Enter.
2:34:06 - ACT 6 INTERMISSION 3 (www.homestuck.com/story/5263)
2:34:39 - [A6I3] ＝＝＞ (www.homestuck.com/story/5308)
2:34:39 - [A6I3] ＝＝＞ (www.homestuck.com/story/5398)
2:34:56 - [A6I3] ＝＝＞
2:35:27 - [A6I3] ＝＝＞
2:34:39 - [A6I3] MINISTRIFE!!! (www.homestuck.com/story/5427)
ACT 6 ACT 4
2:37:22 - ACT 6 ACT 4
ACT 6 ACT 5
2:41:33 - ACT 6 ACT 5
2:43:28 - Ride.
2:46:54 - Jane: Engage.
2:47:31 - Jane: Blast Off.
2:47:56 - ACT 6 ACT 5 ACT 2
2:48:37 - ＝＝＞
2:48:52 - ＝＝＞
2:49:22 - ＝＝＞
2:50:14 - Tricksters: Alchemize.
2:50:31 - WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
2:50:39 - HA HA HA! HE HE HE! HO HO HO!
2:51:14 - BEGIN INTERFISHIN
2:52:33 - [A6I5] ＝＝＞
2:54:16 - ＝＝＞
2:54:32 - Insert disc three.
ACT 6 ACT 6
2:54:51 - ACT 6 ACT 6
2:56:41 - ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 1
2:58:17 - [A6A6I1] ＝＝＝＝＞
2:58:36 - GAME OVER
3:03:01 - [A6A6I4] ＝＝＝＝＞
3:05:02 - [A6A6I4] ＝＝＝＝＞
3:06:15 - [A6A6I4] ＝＝＝＝＞
3:06:55 - [A6A6I4] ＝＝＝＝＞
3:08:17 - ACT 6 ACT 6 ACT 5
3:09:26 - MSPA Reader: Mental breakdown.
3:12:27 - ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 5
3:15:28 - [A6A6I5] ＝＝＝＝＞
3:16:25 - Terezi: Remem8er
3:20:54 - Collide.
ACT 7
3:38:43 - ACT 7