Honkai when the Star starts to Rail

Let's Rail all over the galaxies Trailblazer!
- March 7th
That was not a date that's her name.
- Dan Heng
Dan Hung
- Trailblazer
Music used
Live Violin performance of "Ballin" by Roddy Rich: • When the Groom Asks th...
Dire Straits: • Dire Straits
Space Walk: • Space Walk
Science fiction: • Science Fiction
Crises: • Crises
Star Rail: • Star Rail
Moon Halo: • Moon Halo - Honkai Imp...
Subway Surfers (Main theme): • SUBWAY SURFERS (Main T...
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[@TekkenShazam]

I love it when Kafka says "Hello" and Trailblazer goes "I want you to (Star) Rail me"

[@S0m30ne]

😳

[@anadaere6861]

I want Kafka to make a permanent impact on me I want her to rail me to the stars and back

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

Honkai Star Rail-> Hentai Star Rail

[@KiyoshiroClips]

my inner Denji unleashes under the prescence of a Kafka within a 10 mile radius

[@un_belli_vable5506]

My favourite part is when trailblazer says "Stay back Himeko, the Star is about to Rail" ccto

[@SaviorH4wk]

We all agree, she is as beautiful as the day we lost her

[@pitekargos6880]

We must protect her with our lives against Hoyo Devs. They won't take her from us again.

[@origami_dino]

"She was reborn in the fire. She was smiling in the fire" 😔

[@animadorbahiano8911]

May all the beauty be blessed brothers.

[@Saji_0]

Himeko Protection Squad: ASSEMBLE

[@thebreadhead2000]

New to the honkai experience, is this some kind of inside joke?

[@hdt6940]

I love it when Caelus says: " Im gonna rail", and then proceed to railed everywhere. Truly one of the games of all time

[@Andrekrep420]

💀💀💀

[@natanmoses674]

AYO

[@gnuhgnauqneyugn]

He's about to rail, but who's the one about to get railed-?

[@amayouyou8306]

i mean i'd let Welt rail me

[@Ads_idk]

​@@gnuhgnauqneyugn me

[@romain8996]

Stelle be like : *i like trains* Doomsday Beast : wait wha-

[@gil-kun7499]

I understood that reference

[@diobrando6245]

ah yes the classic

[@yoloroki1329]

ahh yes i like trains ...oh wait SHI--

[@Truck-kun11]

While Fire Trailblazer is better overall, there's something satisfying about fighting cosmic beings with a bat.

[@Dark_16]

Bat Trailblazer is literally OFF

[@novian1017]

Kaslana approved this comment section

[@PureLunari]

@@Dark_16 *Pepper Steak intensifies*

[@Nataninko]

Well you'd love the Kaslana family in HI3. And I assume that there is or there would be one in ZZZ.

[@zakiel4609]

​@@Nataninkoyeah imagine the old Big four here, we have a bronya anda a seele, now we need a kiana anda a mei

[@Jin_Lii]

The Himeko part got me CRYING

[@Bifelin]

I felt it so bad 😢

[@Skyeshadow3408]

Me, who hasn't played honkai impact 3rd

[@hanaahakii_]

@@Skyeshadow3408 you definitely should, its amazing

[@nathanmartinez4718]

​@@hanaahakii_you know I would play it but uh phone has 80 percent to blow up so yeah.... but seeing on how many people say protect her then I shall follow the orders

[@aishi_rei]

It didn’t affect me.

[@roxashunter8879]

The « Congratulation, you now have cancer » is my favorite part. Plus the stardust bonk was amazing

[@triopsate3]

MiHoYo 100% knew what they were doing when they gave the doomsday beast the attack that cubes people and made sure that Himeko was on your team during the fight.

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

Oh those bastards

[@novian1017]

I'll never forget the Final Lesson, thank you

[@toxin2366]

What do you mean by this?

[@cookieoppressor9700]

​@@toxin2366 I recommend watching the "Final Lesson" Honkai Impact Cinematic.

[@ultrainstinctstega]

Cheeky bastards

[@gullugadha]

The way the mosters were laughing initially looking at kafka's weapon was gold

[@ironwoodkid9577]

Kafka is literally that meme where someone is about to unsheathe their sword but they pull out their gun instead. Also, the doomsday beast kinda looks like Yaldabaoth the final boss from P5

[@eatsomeice179]

My favourite moment is when Caelus say "It's railing time" and then he start to Rail the Stars

[@Anthony-qg1rq]

Caelus where?

[@swisschese1323]

@@Anthony-qg1rq joe mama lmao gottem

[@unfunnyskull]

oh wow omg my name is stars now so shocking

[@siteofgrace]

@@unfunnyskull🤨 🔍

[@Riealomea]

"Congratulations, you have a cancer." That's not wrong.

[@ninstarjose]

According to the lore, is 100% accurate to say that we, Trailblazers, have cancer

[@corbettbalcaitis]

"The star is about to rail" "I like trains" We need MORE TRAIN SUMMONING QUOTES

[@grangergonzalez9821]

CJ, FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN

[@OmniMon94]

Watching the doomsday beast get star railed hits different now Thanks Sunday

[@drea4pres970]

2:02 actually made me laugh out loud lmao

[@Philkalamansijuice]

1:58

[@Ravenna.E.Blackbird]

I like how the universal reaction to meeting H:SR Himeko for the first time is *✨emotional damage✨*

[@britishneko3906]

well, I don't play Honkai Impact or any other games much, and the only few games I do have a red-haired girl that is non-existent and is having an existential crisis

[@SakuraNyan]

Not so much in my case, but that's partly because I started playing Star Rail before Honkai 3rd (and before Genshin, but that's only relevant in that I'm really into Genshin right now as I'm more or less up to date on quests in Star Rail.)

[@ice-zeppeli]

kafka is so cute lol

[@ililadhannajrun1238]

@@McDonaldSeele. wdym

[@ElaborateTerrace]

@@McDonaldSeele. he wasnt being being lewd, he was just saying she’s cute.

[@a.bayndr3701]

​@@McDonaldSeele.what

[@joisaita6522]

@@McDonaldSeele. wats wrong with u

[@farqleethussain9102]

​@@McDonaldSeele.are u trying to catch Kafka's cuteness on 4K 😂

[@ars-br1ms]

My favourite part was when the Trailblazer said "It's Railin' time", truly a masterpiece

[@abder200]

I absolutly loved it when the MC says their famous cathphrase "its trailblazin' time" and trailblazes all over the Aoens to save the universe (and himeko) from destruction

[@dirothegamer2k5]

Bro the scene, where kafka puts the stellaron in the mc is done so well

[@iMakal]

Not the violin 💀

[@S0m30ne]

🍑🏃🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️

[@Z-A-R]

1:57 legendary Gim "AEUGH" voice

[@ice-zeppeli]

1:55 LMAO

[@Jingliu29407]

Aeugggg

[@potato1674]

That subway surfer music at the end made me snort I refuse to imagine the Starrail express with any other music now

[@Dissapointed_Aether]

"Centipede Kafka is not real, she can't hurt you" Centipede Kafka: 1:28

[@johnathan6992]

the cock roaching

[@Est.-.]

bud i think that's a cockroach

[@fraderiktan1505]

a reference to metamorphosis clearly, but they don't say what bug it was so... it depends

[@irisamanda3922]

Bro, I think you forgot your glasses cuz that’s clearly la cucaracha

[@moonawakenphalt.5503]

Kafkroach

[@small_juice_box]

This video alone makes me want to play both Honkai games, but I know damn well that Genshin has my phone in a chokehold

[@wot8588]

It's totaling over 53GB in my phones for the three games, and I didn't download HI3 fully Both HI3 and GI going over 20GB is pain brother

[@small_juice_box]

@@wot8588 Oh heeell no. On my phone GI is at 25 GB by itself. I have a lot of storage (512 GB), but I need the rest for my cat pictures TT

[@MuddyAxolotl]

my phone has 64gb so i quit genshin for honkai and honkai for honkai

[@britishneko3906]

Azur Lane + Genshin Impact + Honkai Impact = pain

[@purboyoananda]

2:06 i missed you already lady who may or may not still exist.

[@Yozora765]

2:25 now this is canon

[@S0m30ne]

True lol

[@Yozora765]

@@S0m30ne i hope you make new version of it

[@guidomista5738]

I love that part when mc said "Honk-honk I'm about to star this rail"

[@alexliengsky6884]

0:58 *MEMORIES BROKEN, TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN* *I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAAAAAAAAA-A-A-A-AME*

[@jetstreamsam56]

I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON OR WHAT IS THE REASON

[@justdestrier2787]

I'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLAAAAADE

[@einfachnurarty]

A DESOLATE PLACE (PLACE)

[@thegoldenone3428]

WITHOUT ANY TRACE (TRACE) ITS ONLY THE COLD WIND I FEEL

[@zharnia9695]

No one: Every Captain when they met Himeko in Star Rail: 2:08

[@user-md4yo1ni5g]

My first s-rank valkyrie 😭

[@RenDi_Y]

What anime in 2:08

[@zharnia9695]

@@RenDi_Y Honkai Impact 3rd Animated Short [Everlasting Flames]

[@Bongaboi151]

2:09 She remembers.

[@RenDi_Y]

What anime in 2:08

[@NEZCORPORATION_2100]

1:33 me when see kafka first time

[@magnusarsmagna5896]

I love it when Himeko said it's railing time, and then she railed everywhere.

[@TLUF420]

"After he railed me from behind" *Vineboom*

[@Ryan-ie4tm]

Something about March saying “wake the fuck up samurai” is just…yes

[@ain4963]

0:48 i want 1hr long for this part lmao

[@proudofjune]

bro predicted the astral express ultimate from penacony

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

2:07 how dare you bring that up

[@napsiee9100]

Why Kafka is staring into my soul 😭

[@radhiansyahnovalinorambe1893]

All the beauty has been blessed🙏

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

And now we literally journey ad astra abbyssosque (to the stars and the abyss)

[@partiallywhole]

I knew it, The Metamorphosis was an autobiography

[@ChimeraLotietheBunny]

Another great animation and respect for Himeko (Honkai players shall know)

[@brickking4195]

!!!!PERFECTION!!!! 1:22

[@kain201]

I like trains. And I hope I will see that Star Rail hitting bosses in future cartoons as a running gag.

[@britishneko3906]

Stelle: STAR BONK ULTIMATUM!!! Express: CHOO CHOO MOTHER FHCKER!!!!

[@101suvramaji4]

Man this is so nice I wonder why yt doesn't recommend your channel more. I think it has to do something with you channel name. I guess the algorithm can't recognise it as a word

[@S0m30ne]

Hmm I'll try to change it in the future also thank you 🙏

[@101suvramaji4]

I love your content. Although I just found your channel recently 🥰🥰

[@Truck-kun11]

First reaction to seeing Kafka: "BARK BARK!"

[@sudhkarsamal9220]

Makima vibes

[@notraidenshogun8324]

I FKIN LOVE YOU!! THIS VIDEO, UR HUMOUR.. EVERYTHING IS INSANE!! thus is going to my saved playlist do i can see it everyday

[@ditebohodlamini2994]

1:18 that caught me so off guard, like damn

[@enriquejerez18]

1:29 Metamorphosis of Franz Kafka reference

[@brendlol1]

When the Elevator actually puts on something good 0:49

[@dollmode44]

I love all your videos but this may be your greatest work

[@Munching_Munchkin169]

The himeko one made me cry tho 😢

[@ajax3822]

love these, keep making more

[@ISesseriI]

You can't just hit me with moon halo like that

[@ka-chow7894]

"Congratulations, you now have cancer" MY CHEST AKFKDK

[@chipsbag]

I love when the star says it's "railing time," and then starts railing everyone. Truly the rails of all time

[@necrostic2602]

🤨

[@joisaita6522]

1:41 My reaction to Dan Héng trying to give cpr was same like March. Like wth dude she just fainted not drowned 😂😂😂

[@GreenGork]

I immediately scream "MURASAMA" every time I see Kafka's sword. I doubt I'm the only one lmao

[@chaddickhaut140]

Nice reference to The Metamorphosis, there. 😆

[@Hatsune_Slayed39]

I GOT A HONKAI STAR RAIL ADD WHILE WATCHING THISSS

[@Jingliu_Husband]

This is such a cute animation I love it❤️

[@khanghua1434]

Man this is the best hsr videos I’ve ever seen

[@auburnkeyblade2491]

I just realized this is where your art style shifted! I had noticed a huge improvement in your videos and I wanted to see the jump in quality!

[@ranorunadaira1452]

Well Fuli call Stellaron is "cancer" so technically you are right 💀

[@zeon6964]

1:22 i lost it here 😂😂😂

[@tallinnteyvat]

Pom Pom inside Astral Express : "Choo Choo Madafaka!"

[@ninstarjose]

I CAN'T AHAHAHAHA 😂

[@Ren_rz]

Welt Railed 🚅 that Star pretty hard with that Subway surfers music 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I think this might be one of your best works Keep it up. 👍👍

[@theseafaringtaco]

This is even funnier because now we do hit a boss with the train.

[@newtea377]

holyyyyy best oneeeee i love everything about this also the fire force ref was so funny XD

[@thefunnyrocket.8141]

That's my character I'm the trailblazer I come out I beat monsters all over the station and then I start eating a stellaron and then I pick the bat and I smash the flying monster on the head

[@kuroazuri2800]

"Don't be scared kafkroach isn''t real" Kafkroach: 1:28

[@fcantil]

This is beautiful! 😭

[@ice-zeppeli]

i love how genshin content creators started doing hsr content

[@roach1898]

tbh there's not much to do in genshin rn beside waiting for fontaine. And thinking this from hoyoverse side means hsr is a pretty big succes since they've cemented their brand (well, genshin releasing on covid time already did that) but it's safe to say that whatever future project they had like ZZZ, the same cycle would probably happen. I'm overthinking this a bit too much kek and it's not like there's anything wrong with it

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

​@@roach1898 da Wei: hey Travelers, feeling burnt out waiting for Fontaine release??? Come on down the astral express and journey through the literal astra abbyssosque. May your journey ever lead y'all starward

[@joisaita6522]

@@roach1898 Hsr is like a side game provided to Genshin players lmao But after trying Genshin SR doesn't hit the spot. Just saving up for a character after I get him and the light cone Imma head out lol.

[@plasma6337]

@@roach1898 Oh don't worry HSR will be the same after 2 more weeks. It just the way it is with Hoyo games, they meant to be casual side games anyway.

[@AFKay-sv1dl]

​@@joisaita6522 gacha games are not meant to be played as a main game in the first place

[@kazervids8828]

this sums up the 1st quest very well xD

[@Edloss]

love metamorphosis reference lol

[@TrollingVK]

Bro i love this wth i just see it like 20 times in a row

[@mansnothot3518]

master editing

[@Teri-terisekaichibankawai]

Ah yes, the legendary "update setting" moment 0:01 - 0:45

[@vandalrage9207]

The train is now the strongest weapon

[@aatruboxaccelerate5479]

This is top tier content

[@serhiuwu]

Dawg, I got an ad for Star Rail as soon as the video ended, and I was confused as to why Natasha was introducing herself.

[@medic_gaming]

Bro rlly said: "feed me, mommy😠💀💀

[@YukiMiraGames]

May all the beauty be blessed 😢

[@DrakonHype-1-]

I got a honkai star rail ad on this video

[@tirsden]

By far the most accurate "Star Rail In A Nutshell" video on KZbin. Everyone else can stop making them now.

[@itznerol546]

That reference to The Metamorphosis by Kafka got me

[@zillowzest5199]

You never miss

[@Errornoko]

"gugu gaga" =stage 4 cancer=

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

Of all worlds

[@poomonyoutube1607]

Rewatching this after actually playing the game and I gotta say, the Stars are pretty Rail

[@poomonyoutube1607]

I saw this comment, thought it was pretty funny, liked it, closed the comments section... Then realized it was my own comment and I just completely forgot it existed.

[@Solovanov]

Man I love that elevator.

[@ForeverFall]

lol, that Kafka Metamorphosis reference

[@Altair_Reader]

Honkai Star Rail IS Taking Over ❤

[@RiskoPlexus]

_The Metamorphosis_ reference! 🤣

[@SkynimbFaden]

Cool video, don`t stop to do this plz

[@lexy2153]

mann I've never been laughing so hard for a short animation like this before

[@sarojandongol1482]

I can't believe the moment trash racoon said "The Star is about to Rail" and subway surfered all over the place.

[@midlykhaizen1426]

Me when Himeko appeared: why are we still here... Just to suffer?

[@antenna866]

THIS IS GREAT

[@arai4102]

Friendship ended with genshit impact, HSR is now my best friend