S1 E12: Nuclear Weapons, Russian Geckos & Thailand: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

Season 1, Episode 12, July 27th, 2014. John Oliver discusses how America manages its nuclear weapons, a Russian gecko experiment in space, an unsuccessful ceasefire in Gaza, genital mutilation, and why he is considered a threat to the monarchy in Thailand.
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[@staticage2375]

Absolutely hate how the opening line could be mistaken for current events a decade later.

[@Dead_Kerbal]

You look like such a adorable princess...

[@GetRightGB]

I was soooo confused

[@williammaser]

I thought this was.

[@Bookworm8793]

Ukraine is sliding into anarchy, the Gaza ceasefire is tenuous... oof.

[@pauljmorton]

I only realized this was a decade-old episode when the segment about nuclear weapons started to feel like I've seen it already.

[@HLBear]

HBO, please put the original air date in the description. ⭐️

[@violetlove3580]

Yessssss I looked so hard for that and it was nowhere!! gah!

[@jonathanjohnson8376]

Hi, IMDB says it aired on Sun.,July 27,2014. So, almost 10 years ago.

[@southsiren]

I Googled it....season 1 started in 2014 I noticed there have been several Donald trump jokes and this is long before the he came to power.

[@hattielankford4775]

​@@southsirenThat's because he's always been an attention whore.

[@DoubleOBond]

I thought he looked young

[@ThreeMinuteHistory]

Ten years ago, they were talking about war in Ukraine and Gaza. Some things never change

[@Just.A.T-Rex]

Gaza is never out of the headlines😂😂

[@annverkler9283]

Hahahaha!

[@marial870]

It does, John never talks about Ukraine now. Western leftists are no longer interested, because they can't blame it on the west.

[@SignificantNumberOfBeavers]

War. War never changes.

[@scousertommy8220]

This video was from nearly 10 years ago!

[@mntking22]

"Ukraine is sliding in to anarchy, the Gaza ceasefire is tenuous ..." WHAT YEAR IS IT?!

[@D64nz]

It could be any point in the last decade and it would still be 100% accurate. 😊

[@daledewar]

@@D64nz Any point since 2010; I don't know history before that but I suspect that the Ukraine has been in trouble for decades, pulled by Western money and Russian loyalty.

[@Tetiana73]

Intimidation, bribing and eventually military invasion is not loyalty. 2014 is the year russia invaded Ukraine for the first time if you forgot @@daledewar

[@geraltrivia6148]

@@Tetiana73 The first time since the fall of the Soviet Union but Russia's invaded Ukraine at least once a century for thousands of years.

[@goodlife6277]

Ukraine belong to Rússia...​@@geraltrivia6148

[@chenzenzo]

Had to double check since Jon looks younger and then remembered that they're releasing the full library here. Excellent!

[@TheTurtleStrong]

I was just thinking to myself.... "wait.... why does he look... so young..... "

[@who-arewe]

Thank you! I thought I was seeing things lol

[@satyamsingh4653]

So is it old?

[@danmagoo]

This has to be old -- look at his teeth. He had those points-and-gaps fixed years ago.

[@PittsburghSportsFan43]

​@satyamsingh4653 Yes. They announced they're releasing season 1 on KZbin, with more years coming.

[@dougmackenzie5976]

Former USAF nuclear weapons technician, here. I think about them all the time. People are clueless as to their power and lasting effects. And if you think we're doing a poor job of maintaining them; you should see how Russia operates.

[@myfaceismyshield5963]

The point isn't "are we better than Russia" we all know Russia is the bottom of the barrel. If you're being compared to RUSSIA of all places about anything, things are seriously wrong!

[@HF_transplant]

​@myfaceismyshield5963 I feel that he meant the scary part is that Russia has more nuclear weapons, and is doing a worse job with maintaining their stuff.

[@jdv42]

@@myfaceismyshield5963 The United State’s nuclear arsenal is your shield. Not your face. And it works. Not quite as well as your face preventing you from getting laid, but it does work… ~ former Global Strike Airman Thank you @dougmackenzie5976

[@lukilladog]

I hope they don't misfire as do your neurons when trying to formulate arguments.

[@SpeakerWiggin49]

100% I'm not sure why lukilladog is so negative, but I appreciate you sharing your opinion as a nuclear weapons tech.

[@christopherryan697]

History really does repeat itself

[@paultidwell8799]

lol here on YT.

[@mrwassef]

Idk if it’s so much repeating itself as much as it’s always been like that.

[@youkofoxy]

I just hope we do not have the same fate as those geckos. RIP geckos.

[@AjarnSpencer]

A bit like my grandma then

[@astrowolvez]

@@AjarnSpencerand even worse

[@Air-ts7cu]

That guy 100% still thinks those two are from India. Totally over his head lol.

[@stephenholmgren405]

He started talking about war in Gaza I thought this was recent, then I realized it could be anytime in human history

[@TheGreatAtario]

Not really, no. All this took off in 1948

[@aluisious]

Today in the news: tensions in the Middle East

[@alalalala57]

Only if human history began in 1948, sure.

[@MrDsturman]

@@TheGreatAtariono that region has been in war and turmoil every decade for 3500 years

[@MrDsturman]

@@TheGreatAtarioyou obviously don’t know your history that region has been having wars every decade for thousands of years

[@ectheleon11]

using obsolete tech like big floppies is actually a security feature now... nobody can hack them without being physically on site.

[@Jinkypigs]

LOL. No, a USB stick will do the same dude... it also requires physical interaction with the actual pc. LOL

[@canwefixit8129]

@@Jinkypigs A floppy disk is made with 7 very basic simple components. Its consists of a magnetic disk, shutter, spring, hub, paper rings, write-protect tab and a plastic flap. A USB drive consists of a motherboard, memory chips, controller chip, capacitors, resistors, crystal oscillators and however many other components a manufacturer decides to put on it. A floppy disk can easily be repaired without losing any of the stored data. A USB drive can easily have one of many components fail which would result in all data being lost. He was also referring to obsolete tech in general and that was just one example. I think the main point he was getting at is modern day hackers are born into the world of high speed internet and probably have not even used a operating system as old as Windows XP let alone the operating systems our nuclear silos are using from the 70s. Using old tech is a safety features because there is not many people in todays world that would know how to hack it or even use it for that matter. Those old systems are strictly offline and locally networked whereas modern military systems are networked through military satellites etc and are vulnerable to potential attacks. Older systems are also way more reliable and simple which makes them easier to maintain and keep running. The reason they still use a computer thats 50 years old is in contrast by the fact its 50 years old and it still works. Go buy a modern laptop from best buy and tell me if it still works 50 years later. As the old saying goes if its not broke dont fix it. Its just like how the USA was using Russian Soyuz capsules to get to and from the international space station for decades and only up until recently did they start using spacex etc to shuttle astronauts to the space station. They did that for the exact same reason, The Soyuz ran off of computers from the 70s and they never updated it because why update something and make it more complicated and unreliable when it works perfectly fine and has had nearly a 100% success rate. Its been through all the testing, they know how it works and how to fix any issues. Why slap in a modern computer system that has 100x more components that can fail and a less likely chance that the average technician can fix it?

[@viperswhip]

@@Jinkypigs Haha, but the old dudes running the show aren't familiar with them, leave them all over the place, and lose them.

[@nicholastosoni707]

​@@JinkypigsI think even USB sticks degrade after ten years or so.

[@LethalJizzle]

Also those big floppies have been proven in service for decades. We know they work. Any replacement new system will definitely have bugs, and you don't want to unnecessarily introduce bugs in a system that controls thousands of nukes. Hard to think of a situation the term 'if it ain't broke don't fix it' applies to more.

[@harleyk101]

Who else has HBO Max but watches all these on KZbin?

[@Marryjanesbud]

I just have HBO for house of dragon. Johnny Ollie lives on my yt feed for free lol

[@jamesomahoney2181]

As a professional gastrointestinal professional.. I can't afford HBO Max.. nor food.. please help me..

[@yourbestpallshawn4139]

Your mom

[@GoogleUser-vv9wy]

Me

[@birdysuar]

Yea, why do we do this?

[@BillNyeTheBountyGuy]

It's like shitier Groundhog Day where the main character just gets more aged and stays British.

[@marlenefunk2137]

And this is why Professor/Physicist Brian Cox has made the comment that people's biggest fear should not be war, but stupidity. Great show John!!!!!!

[@coolphoton1234]

One thing to note: they still use the old style computers on purpose. The tech is so old its incompatible with modern systems, meaning its all but impossible to hack, and they require physical access to specific data disks In fact, 5' flopy disks are the most advanced. Most use punch cards.

[@ember-brandt]

Ohhhh, I really hope this is the legit reason because that is at least somewhat comforting.

[@TillyOrifice]

"Ukraine is sliding into anarchy, the Gaza ceasefire is tenuous..." Oh, this is _old._

[@davfranq3424]

Somebody PLEASE make a 3 hour analysis/retrospective/review of every season of the show🤩

[@KiwiBeeArt]

I know John wont see this but id love to hear his thoughts on how the topics he covered 10 years ago are still relevant. I know its not just me but its incredibly discouraging that it feel like nothing changes, that it feels like a miracle that his show exists at all with corporate consolidation and silencing of journalists, it feels like no matter how much I may want change, in another 20 years Columbia will be silencing another humanitarian protest :c

[@TheCrayonMaster]

The one welcome throws me off now 😅 I keep expecting three welcomes 😂 Edit: I really appreciate you guys deciding to make your old episodes free and available on youtube! 💕🎉

[@Lil-Britches]

S1 Ep12 ya don't say, the Black Hair and lack of stress said entirely enough 😂

[@david2869]

@user-te7tx1wf8i Things are going bad, and they`re only getting worse.

[@Ryan-flyhigh]

I hope this show stays on for decades! I love how there’s a platform to hold people accountable for their shit they do in this world.

[@arthurshaimukhambetov3568]

Need airdate on every episode now

[@arthurshaimukhambetov3568]

Or we can just assume the date based on the amount of grey hair on John’s head

[@davemcguirewatches]

10 + years later and the jokes still slap. 😂

[@HikariMurasaki]

what the fuck I heard the first minute and had to double check if this was really an archive and not a recent event. Holy shit

[@HLBear]

Hate to break it to you, but I was born in the year of the Arab-Isreali war and it hasn't stopped since.

[@ChefYoshiJones-xm6sp]

I’m amazed at how relevant this is currently.

[@Praisethesunson]

I love being reminded of the nuclear sword of Damocles hovering over all our heads.

[@dimitrispavlakis2590]

As a cybersec analyst, just wanted to point out that the "older" equipment that the journalist mentions in nuclear silos makes it a LOT harder for remote attackers to bypass sec protocols, thus making it much safer. That door not being able to securely shut or ordering food in a nuke silo however... thats...uuuh... thats another story.

[@DivineStride]

10 years ago in Montana. This wasn't door dash and was probably just a scheduled food delivery from the base kitchen.

[@justanoman6497]

@@DivineStride There are different levels of vetting for different type of job and level of clearance. I doubt the food delivery personel have gone through the same degree of background check as those who man the nukes. So... less dangrous than one might first think but also not exactly safe.

[@mr.Swartz]

Just For Men spokesman John Oliver been killing it lately

[@sosai8406]

I’m stoked I can watch this now in 🇨🇦

[@MisSorryforthespam]

i do wish these were labeled with original air dates

[@_mytube_]

This episode aired on July 27, 2014.

[@_mytube_]

The entire list is here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Last_Week_Tonight_with_John_Oliver_episodes

[@stinga_]

It said season 1 ep 12

[@MisSorryforthespam]

@@stinga_ that's the ep number not an air date. This was dropped in Summer of 2014 I had to google it to find out. too many steps, most people wont bother.

[@enricosantini3154]

buzz aldrin saying #gogetthosegekos made my year

[@JohnDoe-lp1ec]

Not sure why HBO is re-uploading episodes but I'm all for it.

[@metadata4255]

I'm assuming they realized they could get AdSense revenue for basically no cost, it's easier to find it here than on DailyMotion or Vimeo or whatever (and better SEO) ETA: heck they've made ten bucks from this video already, pays for itself

[@Tonyhouse1168]

This is the release of the season 1 playlist; they’re archiving the episodes

[@ThePCExpertAmateur]

I think they're doing this because John is now in jail in Thailand. Or Denmark. Or the Netherlands. Or in some other country where he said something bad about them. Basically, this is a new version of "Where in the World is Waldo?" starring John. ;)

[@ChristopherAndersonPirate]

They never upload full episodes that are recent which sucks

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

@@ThePCExpertAmateur We know it's not Japan: ChiiJohn is a Beloved Icon!

[@cindygr8ce]

My father's best friend died in an explosion in Germany in the 80s from a Pershing missile. Thank God it wasn't armed and thank God for that man he saved lots of life's that day including my father's since he closed the blast doors containing the explosion......I've always wondered if Germany knows they almost had a nuclear explosion in their country? No matter if bases are considered American territory since the fallout doesn't stay in boundary lines.

[@justanoman6497]

Not to diminish his actions, but John is very wrong about how nukes work. No, a nuclear explosion was not averted, beacuase it is impossible to get one via external trauma even if the nuke is armed. What is averted is a bad case of radioactive leak.

[@cindygr8ce]

@justanoman6497 I didn't say he averted a nuclear explosion. The conventional explosion was enough to kill a lot of people. My father worked on those missles and was in the vicinity I realize if the nuclear portion had gone off the blast doors wouldn't have saved my father or most likely most on the base. He shut himself inside with the explosion. I don't remember what exactly went wrong and i can't ask because my father died a few years ago.

[@justanoman6497]

@@cindygr8ce ".I've always wondered if Germany knows they almost had a nuclear explosion in their country"

[@cindygr8ce]

@justanoman6497 probably not I doubt I'm even supposed to know but I do and my father's dead so not much they can do to him and I've never been told it was secret. My mom was the first to tell me and she's dead to. This was back in the 80s and it wasn't armed.

[@nathansmith6944]

If that gecko story wasn't on John Oliver I wouldn't believe it🤣

[@STSWB5SG1FAN]

So they never got the geckos?😔😢

[@GSBarlev]

​@@STSWB5SG1FANSadly, no. But at least they didn't starve to death-they froze.

[@shofla]

Love this practice. Helps bring in revenue from old content while also archiving/publicizing it.

[@krmnych_backlog]

Someone in the audience really liked that 'Almost-gedon' joke.

[@angelowentzler9961]

John Oliver can insult the Dutch royalty all he wants, we do it ourselves too lol

[@yourbestpallshawn4139]

I remember watching this with my dad the back in the day.

[@thebogangamer1]

the funny part is that out dated tech is used in missile silos, because it is pretty much unhackable, unless you physically change the computers or can get access to them,

[@alanp741]

Tbh anything that cannot be connected to the Internet is unhackable but making it that you have to use big ass floppy disks that no one uses anymore instead of USB does help

[@thebogangamer1]

@@alanp741 you can copy a usb, but how are you gonna copy that huge floppy, how are you going to copy massive reals of magnetic tape, they have analog computers because they can be made to only work with what they are designed to work with, you cannot hack nuke silos, and no hackers can get in with out physically being there, hackers can bridge air gaps to breach digital systems all the time, you literally cannot hack a nuclear weapon without actually getting in side, that is why it is the way it is, you have to physically interact with the computers to use them, the military are not stupid. why would you ever risk some random launching nukes, it would be insane.

[@MySonBand]

Man... this was the first episode at which I started watching Last Week Tonight. it's nuts to think that it's already been a decade since...

[@snowman22ism]

Whoever wrote the "meal team 6" joke deserves a fucking award. I laughed out loud at that for far too long...

[@Flassh81]

Who's this new young dude?

[@DeShawnGreen2001]

Its the clone 😅

[@chengkuoklee5734]

Who is this British puffin?

[@doniscoming]

Kinda sad that we’re still in the same place all these years later

[@helicopterharry5101]

Honestly i find it funnier to imagine the loading crew frantically searching for the nukes they can't find. Terrified to tell the boss the lost nukes

[@lrm52283]

John Oliver delivering the only show i don't have to watch on 2x

[@perrywclifton]

If you watch stuff on 2x speed what the fuck is the point?

[@ap9396]

​@@perrywcliftonto save half the time! I usually put most American content on 1.25x at least, gets the yanks to their point

[@Natalie-l3q]

​@@perrywclifton Efficiency

[@SmartSmears]

This was always one of my favourite episodes, ill always come back to it for fun

[@darrylchafe]

It's only 12 episodes in, how did he get so many people to say "Go get those Geckos?" The Oliver effect started EARLY!

[@mirumotsuyasuke8327]

John Oliver is so funny. Arguably the funniest late night show host ever.

[@slagathor330]

Sometimes I have to go down rabbit holes during an episode and for this one, it turns out that the geckos unfortunately didn't make it. As far as I can tell, they managed to re-establish contact with the spacecraft and it ultimately returned to Russia, but while some flies from another experiment made it, the geckos apparently passed from hypothermia at some point.

[@xabierperez]

The first minutes of the video made me check the season number twice.

[@jaquanpowell4605]

Damn shame really

[@edwardwilliams2438]

Why isn't Hollywood directors courting John to the movie arena? John's facial expression and voice control is stellar. "Mr. Bean" move over...John is priceless. All that...and blinding intelligence! The man is Britiannia Jesus!!

[@geniferteal4178]

20:28 You missed a joke! You could have called the cats agents of mice destruction.😂

[@tee_es_bee]

Thank you for releasing the entire first season from a current HBO subscriber! 🧡💛🧡

[@PleaseVoteBlue]

This may be an old video, but it is still very relevant 😂

[@stone1andonly]

Only Jean-Luc Picard has the gravitas to say "Go get those geckos!"

[@JCW7100]

Who else binging allll the John Oliver

[@ericshepperd4823]

holy shit Eric Adams popping up with the show me the money LOL

[@nitaharrison8820]

I absolutely love you! ❤ I sincerely hope that you enjoy what you do as much as we enjoy watching you do it!

[@DONTCALLMETHAT]

You forgot to mention in 1958, the nuke that was lost on the coast of Georgia. Two planes collided, one carrying a nuke that fell to the ground and was never recovered. It's still in the swamp too this day.

[@jauipop]

Loving the release of the full episodes on KZbin!!!

[@jaymiller5669]

Shout out to all the people that have HBO MAX and still only watch on KZbin

[@AnthonyGoodley]

How many were intially confused that these are current events? History does repeat itself and some things just never change.

[@SyntaxWyntax]

Bruh I just realized this episode was from 10 years ago and my mind is blown

[@yatox8]

Geckos in space humping while floating around is hilarious yet sad. #GGTG

[@HLBear]

I suspect the geckos turned off the cameras and took the satellite back to their home planet. 😉⭐️

[@scotch4890]

The fact that I get annoyed when people erroneously describe initialisms as an acronym is why I watch this show.

[@Jackreaper6]

I live in Goldsboro NC and the “nuclear mishap” is hardly even talked about here as well 😂😂😂😂

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

you only almost got taken off the map (was it twice now? I forgot what that missing fighter jet was carrying) Anyways, how bout that NFL Draft?

[@phantomspaceman]

It doesn't help that it's in the middle of a cow pasture. People know more about the Tybee incident in Georgia because it was on a beach.

[@Just.A.T-Rex]

I live 20 minutes away and I’ve been by the area the broken arrow happened at!

[@SingleMalt2]

One thing of note about old nuclear weapons technology. It being so old running on a custom operating system and floppies can actually make them more secure as it can make it harder to hack or disrupt.

[@meangreen320]

Fallout came out at such a good time

[@roguem5]

KZbin has a sense of humor. Directly following "kilt him a b'ar when he was only three", I got a commercial that began, "This is the quickest way to clear out stuck poop."

[@AMakki7491]

Thank you for uploading these, love this show!

[@sam.k44]

My grandpa was a welder next to the Rocky Flats nuclear fires. The fallout gave him a lot of weird side effects and he was apparently part of a study about the long term effects and he was permanently disabled. Several years later they moved to Arkansas near the nuclear plant. What are the odds of him almost getting ended by it twice 🤷‍♀️ any family living near the fire got some crazy medical conditions like 5 miscarriages, lupus, large holes on his body like the flesh/muscle was all burned threw. My grandpa died before I was born but learning about it was crazy

[@FastFunFactFriday]

At least the launch computer's would probably be harder to hack using floppy disks 😂😂😂

[@parnellfinkley6206]

“If this is where the monarchy is headed, count me out”- John Oliver Lion King

[@CaptApple]

Just googled russian space geckos and on another show in January 2015 Oliver's Eulogizing the now dead Russian Space Geckos. I guess Gaza being a religiously inspired and maintained geo-canker on the Earth's face is a perennial thing.

[@Salty_Arthass]

In a galaxy far, far away, there once was a headline, "we have lost a space shuttle full of sexually active primates."

[@jamesomahoney2181]

As a gastrointestinal professional..i found much humor in that.

[@eflarsen]

"how well are we taking care of our nuclear silos?" TEN YEARS LATER WE'RE STILL NOT

[@alles_klar]

Man that lady from the State Government was an absolute class act in her response to the Indian thing.

[@Dude_of_the_twel-sevent_order]

"Fuck you world. America is shutting this shit down." Lol that sounded funny

[@Eli_PC137]

Wait...a full episode?? From the official channel?? Thank you! (you can tell its old because of his hair color)

[@titanuranus3095]

Also because of ISIS

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

Yes, and yet, the nuclear stuff probably still hasn't been fixed because we're sending DoD money to countries like Israel and Ukraine.

[@BillSmithBSartist]

And Obama was president.

[@CaptApple]

I thought so too but he kept mentioning 2023 statistics and '24 events. The hair and the constant use of Obama pics had me thinking one way but the Gaza mentions and the...nevermind just googled russian space geckos and on another show in January 2015 Oliver's Eulogizing the now dead Russian Space Geckos. I guess Gaza being a religiously inspired and maintained geo-canker on the Earth's face is a perennial thing.

[@titanuranus3095]

@@SmallSpoonBrigade Ukraine is being invaded by Russia, The US military's entire raison detre is to counter Russian military expansion, I wouldn't compare that to helping Israel perpetrating its genocide.

[@TheSkubna]

What's hilarious is two seconds in to your black and white nuke video, my brain immediately said duck and cover lol

[@shaec3405]

The scariest thing is now..... We can't even use them but our enemies can , WE Haven't kept launch/ arming keys/ equipment up to date... AND THEY KNOW IT.

[@powerviolence29]

If a show can take down a monarchy , that's the power of this show and it's influence

[@loud865]

That Kardashian slight was so hard😂😂

[@abdullah82m]

5 minutes in I figured out this was an old, old clip because of how young John Oliver looked.

[@monique4172]

Guess this is a replay as Willem Alaxander has been the King of the Netherlands for exactly 11 years now.

[@southsiren]

I really enjoy the opening credits, I can't describe how exciting it is in later seasons when he turns to wave at the camera as the hostus mostus. I adore that man

[@TheOchita]

PSA: Read the Headline, this is a rerun of Season 1 Episode 12 from 2009. The gaza part made me think it was a new episode for a sec, but with only 1000 dead, what a time to be alive, or unalive if you live in gaza.

[@SunnyBeetle1922]

The geckos have probably gone off to another planet to start a new civilisation of geko people.

[@stt5v2002]

With all due respect to Samuel Jackson, I have had it with these nuclear Thai geckos on this Russian plane.

[@ernestpeele7282]

🐸🐉🐸🐊🐸🐲🐸

[@wallaceman105]

19:05 is still one of my all-time favorites from John, even after all these years

[@mbryson2899]

As a USian born in the mid-60s all I can say is "What, me worry?" 😂

[@DXSUCKIT1990]

My favorite is seeing how quickly those videos they made became out of date because we figured out how to slap them on rockets.

[@mash_amba]

All these events should be in a movie: Idiocracy 2 😂

[@joshshuman369]

There's a nuclear warhead that the military jetisoned sitting out in the river near where I live. Been sitting there for almost 70 years now. But I guess it's ok or something, right?

[@JonnoPlays]

It was really hard to tell how old this episode was.

[@Justincredible1227]

I'm cringing at how old the references were from when this show originally aired.

[@WildBillCox13]

The Cyrillic reads: "Insert Gecko Here."

[@midknight]

John is looking awfully young today

[@ourseaviewfarm1787]

John remember Hassan Minhaj got the stink eye from the prince of SA 🤣🤣🤣

[@NoContent1991]

U probably def want the nuke computers to be the old ones with floppy disks its un hackable

[@marcsequence]

I think it’ll be fine if we upload them to Meta… Definitely don’t upload them to Facebook! But Meta should be fine or TikTok

[@kari-pekkamakkeli9494]

Almost forgot one of the greatest advice ever, "Duck and cover!"... 🤔 Must watch that old South Park episode again! 😆