NICK ROCHEFORT MAKES ME PEE MY PANTS

[@zoneoperator]

I was on the fence about this guy, but then I found out he was doing it all for his daughter.

[@sacklive]

fr

[@andybonerpower1806]

He doesn't love his daughter much but the judge said he still has to pay, so....

[@Box545x39]

his wife also has him at gunpoint just off screen

[@annonimus6883]

Yuh, and is like that 💯

[@keithmah885]

Nick is hilarious. You can tell he’s a blue collar guy. And he smokes. If his hearts okay, fuck it.

[@Ievolovel]

Nick geeking off Charls saying N. Korea is a film set is the best.

[@camwelch9948]

I think he’s laughing at an allusion to another “film set” event

[@corduroyisle]

some days i am afraid i'm becoming Nick, and some days im afraid that I won't

[@BoneCrusherofOlde]

The Kielbasa grease is what keeps the Polish girls together.

[@FunkBastid]

I got some kielbasa grease for em right here 8=✊==D

[@BoneCrusherofOlde]

@@FunkBastid HEYOO!

[@dancolonna6590]

That class of 99 sweatshirt is wild

[@NGCS-ej4lz]

Very much doubt he wears that off stream. Probably got it for it.

[@Zzz-j2f]

Those Venmo messages are completely deranged lmfao

[@TkKirkland22]

I think nick is the funniest of the mde crew no cap 😅

[@andybonerpower1806]

Figgity figgity full cap, Sam is the king of the Ka Ka Krew

[@martingarricks6209]

you “think”?

[@jaymatthews9324]

Nick and Charles are insanely funny. Sam is the "artistic" one

[@martingarricks6209]

@@jaymatthews9324 nick and charls have way more chemistry imo

[@berniebulgogi2419]

i like them all but nick is by far my favorite

[@driftless7134]

I took a swig of hor coffee just when he said, "Jerry! She's 17!". Barely kept it in.

[@georgelincolnrockwell6248]

Well pal, quit drinking whore coffee then!

[@fauxtool952]

they also stole my gold bricks

[@shiretsu]

Nicks venmo notes are the closest we’ve gotten to a “moms” pt. 2

[@ElronHumpperdink]

4:49 “she’s eighteen-ISH!” The Seinfeld is on point… legit sounds like part of a skit in the real show, content aside.

[@Rainbowdash143]

houses that make you roll down two flights of stairs pissing your pants

[@prestonbane4176]

Awww, Chris actually says a couple successful jokes or at least joke set-ups when it's just him and Nick. Just needs a husky loverboy to boost his confidence.

[@newglof9558]

Chris had a few bangers

[@pogothepurple3826]

Big 90 IQ is gonna be my new favorite thing to say

[@spencerm5913]

6:30 lol right aftet highschool, i went to jail for stealing a road scraper. They dropped the charges and i had to pay for a new tire (i turned the blade into one of the front tires), pay for a few hydraulic lines (i turned the blade into a few lines), pay for a new windshield (i hit a ditch and fell into the window), pay for a new fire extinguisher that i took, pay for all the labor to fix the dirt work i messed up, and pay for the sewage cleanoutes that i ran over. $29,000 in exchange for no felonies on my record? Solid deal. I had to quit school and got a job at a machine shop running saws to pay it back over the next two years.

[@spencerm5913]

My lawyer was bangin assistant DA 😂

[@Zach-1999]

why did you steal a road scraper

[@newglof9558]

5:35 reminds me of a time I worked for a moving co, and the dispatcher stole a ton of moving tools and began his own gig here in town that surpassed the original place in volume cheaters sometimes prosper

[@MollyisMean]

that class of 99 shirt. fuck i love nick

[@timchuck9969]

Seinfeld Unleashed 2

[@Charismatica]

I need to get myself an artisan chisel

[@AnimeSucksCopeAndSnee-d]

Hey John Stupid here

[@michaelrfalkowski2446]

“I always romance of stealing highway equipment from the state.” You and me both, Nick!

[@wariotherapist5636]

Only clicked like to help this man’s daughter

[@leek5682]

Jerry she's 17 😂

[@davidm2031]

That made me piss my panties

[@potatomahonman5008]

“But it’s legal in Rhode Island”- Jerry Seinfeld

[@fauxtool952]

lets goooooooo north korea, best korea

[@georgelincolnrockwell6248]

Nick is absolutely a F E E T guy.

[@marcoxalfonso]

That last Venmo receipt was insane. I’m stealing that for sure.

[@humbleprinter]

switching to only Nick because Sam keeps making ALTS and thinks everyone is dumb, when you make simple criticisms he attacks you rofl. Gooodbye milkbag zoomer sam. RIP SAM HYDE. LONG LIVE NICK.

[@averageclussyenjoyer6396]

Sam constantly ridicules his audience while pivoting his entire personality to accommodate oftentimes small niches within his fan base like constantly having jewish guests on and then going quiet about israel when it's no longer edgy and reactionary to talk about anymore almost like he only cared for the sake of shock value and now that it's normal to hate israel he doesn't care and "is afraid of the shifting narrative" calling it 'eerie.'

[@humbleprinter]

@@averageclussyenjoyer6396 Sometimes you gotta just be yourself, and not fear what people think.

[@averageclussyenjoyer6396]

@@humbleprinter Tell that to Samuel

[@humbleprinter]

@@averageclussyenjoyer6396 Samuel already knows.

[@averageclussyenjoyer6396]

@@humbleprinter No he doesn't. Nick does. But sam is jealous

[@1920sBuffaloGuy]

"Oh it's not even there. . . it's a film set." Charls is one of the fucking quickest and funniest guys alive.

[@levihill6535]

i love to pee my pants!

[@matthewhaggerty7963]

The fourth base joke at 4:00 is underrated

[@jakobs.family.computer]

The way chuck makes nick laugh makes me really miss some people. That's so awesome. That's what it's all about

[@newglof9558]

3:51 lmao

[@JustGeridan]

The Venmo messages had me crying laughing

[@RoshDroz]

I take great offense at nicks comments on TF'ing. Some women DO like skid marks on their chest

[@blastovich]

We call them keepers

[@1111Tactical]

Charles is fucking insane and it's hilarious

[@vess928]

Shoshana was a 10, as much as i hate jerry he cant be faulted for that

[@newglof9558]

2:22 How To Invest In Real Estate With No Money Down

[@changedpace9169]

Why all caps retard?

[@alexh2665]

where the hell did nick get that class of 99 shirt thats wild

[@mattmolloy636]

That Class Of 99 shirt is wild, are they selling that?

[@brdllc]

Oh North Korea the film set in Northern China?

[@homixidebeno]

4:33 I know someone else who had inappropriate relations with a teenager and their name rhymes with Ham Side

[@Spudcore]

Avoid Poles. High maintenance. Poor peristaltic control.

[@user-mp5gc1vc6d]

I had a buddy lived across from the highschool. Stole 2 golf carts and a bunch of electronic shit from sports dept.

[@chickenandksivideoreviewer9739]

Pee pee time

[@rextyrannos4517]

nick is very funny

[@Migillis]

*British UAV call of duty voice* commercial lender online

[@donkedik7793]

There were 3 cat keys. you need a dozer or excavator, it doesnt matter the make of model, Ill hook you up for 5 grand.

[@str8904]

BIG 90

[@FunkBastid]

Nick knows a lot of berliner pollacks

[@dontsleeponyourstomach]

1738

[@randybecerra1730]

he was holding me like a puppet he was my master and i was nothing but a human suck pump aka LUNCH

[@MrJamesschro]

I know the kid cant barely read, but is he pronouncing nicks company wrong as a bit? Chuh mon ix

[@KamAroundTheWorld]

Jerry Seinfeld was never funny.

[@FuckMyParents-420]

North Korea is a film set.