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[@TheHumbleFellow]

"Hehey, look! Heavy shapeshifted into a cow!" "MOO!"

[@DamashiDX]

Though to be honest. In my opinion, it deserves a continuation of that story. Really, in all smexual sounds just has the most sense. I give this matter, that it's been a year since the last upload, which was four months later I did GMOD video version. I did not make this any follow-up, because I believe that I am not worthy continuation of this wonderful work. So on behalf of all the fans please its sequels. I hope you will listen to my message :3

[@namesurname5999]

This is a great work, both the original and your video. Really hope to see more!

[@stuartgriswold2965]

Eyy, Møøse here. I'm the other guy who worked on this video, and I can safely confirm that we will be making a sequel!

[@heavyParsnip]

St. Brolaf Stonesunder IT'S HAPPENING

[@magnusm4]

DamashiDX i find more and more that has a story like building a building or going to burger king

[@Hotfox999]

"Y' got anything smart to say now?" "Always! I own *loads* of books."

[@designergravy1669]

(Rips page) once upon a time

[@waikeonglim7703]

@@designergravy1669 AAAAAAH!!!! You FU-KING idiots! Who the Fok are you?

[@Priderage]

Absolutely my favourite of these.

[@TheMCzorro]

In my opinion, it's the best. Thanks for great dialogues

[@JustYourAverageRetro]

"Some time you just need a little less, spine" Lol.

[@SuperNinjaFat]

Dat box soldier :D If anyone animates this, box soldier should have no body; just a head in an ammo box

[@VasilyMusic]

MASTERPIECE! No, it freakin' seriously is! No doubts about the continuation of the amazing series (although the video is old already, I still hope), and adding the subtitles would be pretty cool too. Because, you know, it's pretty difficult to understand some phrases at first. But it's *amazing*! I only wonder why this doesn't have part 2 at least.

[@KOHTEP-nw3kh]

Ooh hoo hoo, 400,000 crates. Uhh.. I hate crates so much, just be a gun already.

[@sigmundfreud7903]

"Y-you know what would hit the spot? Cakes!" -Sagescout 2013

[@Ramiel4]

Oh man, it's like a radio play

[@Chowdonut]

"By god, I'll fuhcking kill you for that!" "What was that king?" "Kill 'em!" "Kill them all?" "Yes!" "GOOD IDEA!"

[@VinylStomp]

"...RIIIIIIIIIIGHT...."

[@munsterotaku3058]

A true and very nice story

[@swagmelrick]

you sir make the best lines

[@commanderjonas5528]

I just heard soldier say "I will rip off your next of kind and crap in your basbobemmibomb" nice

[@nathanfabonan5917]

"I am not afraid of Octoberfest. I refuse to be afraid >:c"

[@gladiatorbeastcatboi392]

sniper and scout on the adventure

[@CounterLife]

Really good!

[@Deathwhisper2]

4 hundred thousand crates.

[@SilverusM4RK]

Insane

[@Deathwhisper2]

Silver Wind™ - DJ-M4RK™ But true.

[@MysteryEzekude]

Alex De'spark 'Tis an inconvenient truth!!

[@DamashiDX]

There is already a better version of gmod. sagescout_and_wisesniper's_wisdomspencer_quest.gmod

[@RicardoRamirez-bd7bg]

you made it dumbass

[@Zynderion117]

Yet said dumbass actually did something instead of insult people...Ricardo.

[@rikielanasui742]

0:02 Caiks :3

[@EhlistarsWrath]

Captain copper eye crackgineer and kiwibrella headed heavy/heavy cow are great

[@escape093]

WELL. I AM DRUNK.

[@VasilyMusic]

FULL TEXT TRANSCRIPTION (warning: a lot of text ahead.) SCOUT: You, you know what hits the spot? Cakes. Look at dis! SNIPER: HOLY CAKE! SCOUT: Yeah! SNIPER: Let's have a gob full! ...on cake! [funny flesh noises] SCOUT: Um... Oh-oh. I am FAT! SNIPER: Hahah! Well I'll be stuffed! SCOUT: Diagnosis? Hard arteries stop bullets. SNIPER: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-ha-ha-ha! You know what "potato" means? SCOUT: Um... SNIPER: *funelastrakashtchradutieraskanorlsaerte*... GRAVY! ...*remonamsletsmaneolapletits. The end. How do you like that?* [tun-dunnnn] SCOUT: Wohoohoo! Four hundred thousand crates! ...Aurgh! I hate crates SO. MUCH. Just be a gun already. SNIPER: *Oww. Hate to break it to ya.* SCOUT: WHAT? SNIPER: Now THIS... is a knife! SCOUT: I cannot believe this! Are you even tryin'? SNIPER: Nah. Standin' around like a phony scoundrel! SCOUT: Yo I'm not even wearin' a cap. SNIPER: Aargh, I'm sorry, mate! SCOUT: What do we learn? SNIPER: *Luck always beats skill.* ENGIE: Nope. SCOUT&SNIPER: Aargh! ENGIE: This here a Miracle Spencer! SCOUT: Uh... no. Wisdom Spencer. ENGIE: ... ENGIE: *R-R-R-R-I-I-I-G-H-T!* Hahaheheheh!.. ENGIE: Well... I am drunk ;] Ya oughta stand back a lil' more, like from me and my *macheenes*. This one's ours now! SNIPER: Oi! SCOUT: No way! It's our Wisdom Spencer! SNIPER: Ye! SNIPER: *If your strategy is* inventn' LOADS of new ways to kill me, *it's working.* ENGIE: Dehahahahah! Buildin' a MEDI-sentry! SCOUT&SNIPER: GWAAAAAAGH! ENGIE: This all's what happens when you fight a coward. SNIPER: OYE! GIVE! A!.. SCOUT: No! Say NO! ENGIE: Nobody likes this cute little gun. [bebebep!] SCOUT: GAH! Running! ENGIE: Dahahahah... Packin' up! This here a Miracle Spencer. And another thing... you shoulda oughta brought more cakes. [teleporter breaks down] SNIPER: *NNNNNNGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* SCOUT: Ooh, my beautiful Wisdom Spencer! SNIPER: Don't forget about the cake! SCOUT: We are stupid, stupid, stupid! SNIPER: Yeah, that seems about right. Right then. SNIPER: *Now I'm gonna make a* cake! *again.* SCOUT: No! SNIPER: Aww. SCOUT: Where is your precious two hundred dollar car? SNIPER: HERE COMES THE CAR! SCOUT: Hit the road, dumbass! [car flies] SNIPER: All right! SCOUT: Hehehey! WOO-HOO-HOO-HOOO! Um. Car moving backwards! SNIPER: Hahahahah! *I'm actually getting impressed.* SCOUT: Oh this ain't good. SCOUT&SNIPER: AAAAAAAAARGH! [boom] DEMO&HEAVY: Ahh! SNIPER: WEHHAHAHAHAHAHA-HA-HA-HAA! SCOUT: Thanks for the ride! Car crashin' dumbass, what the hell is wrong with you? You got anything smart to say NOW?! SNIPER: All right. I own LOADS of boocks. DEMO: ...whaaaaaaAAAA.... SNIPER: *Once upon a time...* DEMO: *DWAARGHEHAREAAARGH!!!* DEMO: You fahken' eedeeats! Whoh the fohk are YEEW?! HEAVY: Welcome to New Seaworld! DEMO: NO! New SEE-land! SNIPER: One of you rough-types see you the drunk! DEMO: I'm not... bloody... DRUNK! SCOUT: Oh, I'm sorry, I AM the Sage Scout. Where's that Wisdom Spencer? DEMO: What manner of witchcraft is that? HEAVY: But you are wizard? SNIPER: Ye. Here! *This one's simple.* Apple pies... INCOMEEANG! [apple pie falls] DEMO: I... hate wizards! EVERYBODY. BLOODY. HATES. YOU! HEAVY: Yes! Magic is STUPIT! SCOUT: No wait, Heavy... HEAVY: ...what? SCOUT: We're gonna make you slightly more handsome ;) HEAVY: Yes! SCOUT: Come on... come on! Work, dammit! HEAVY: Wahh... SCOUT: OH CRAP! [transformation sound] SCOUT: Boom! Heheey, look, Heavy shapeshifted into a cow! HEAVY: *MOO!* DEMO: BLOODY HELL! SNIPER: Where'd you doctor *coffee* cake *in see*-world! DEMO: *FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!* DEMO: By God I'll fahking kill you for that! HEAVY: What was that? DEMO: KEELLEEN'! HEAVY: Kill them all?! DEMO: Yes! HEAVY: Good idea! WAHAHAHAHA! SCOUT: Oh this ain't good. SNIPER: PISS. SCOUT: Look, I broke your stupid crap! Sorry! SNIPER: Yea, sorry! *Nothing personal, mate.* HEAVY: Ohohohoh. I promise you PAIN WITHOUT sandvich! SNIPER: *Someone's about to have a very great day.* DEMO: To the thousand fORttn we know! HEAVY: Very yes! DEMO: Go to hell with Private Block Head, and tell the asshole I'm coming for him next! SCOUT: WHAT? I'm battin' a thousand! And cratin' HEAVY: WOOGH! SNIPER&SCOUT: OOOOOOOOAAAAAGH!.. HEAVY: WAAAHAHAHAHA! [after the falling] BLOCKHEAD: WeeW! BLOCKHEAD: Oh, hello, faggots! SNIPER: What's up, Prophet EggHead? BLOCKHEAD: No, sir. I am Private BLOCK HEAD! [SCOUT is mumbling at the background] SNIPER: *Ahh, shit.* Sorry, Prophet *PumpkinHead.* SCOUT: Is-is anybody even payin' attention to me? SNIPER: *N-N-N-N-N-O-O-O-O!* BLOCKHEAD: Welcome to the United States of my Tea Party! SNIPER: *Tea? Ohh... You.* SNIPER: *Are.* SNIPER: *Funny* :Ɔ BLOCKHEAD: Yes! We are having tea with cake! SNIPER: HOLY fhaking CAKE! SCOUT: Wohohoo! SNIPER: All right! SCOUT: Wait! Um... Blockhead? BLOCKHEAD: seY? SCOUT: Where's that Wisdom Spencer? BLOCKHEAD: With Engineer! SNIPER: Where's the Enjenear?! BLOCKHEAD: Right here! [TUUN-TUN-DU-DUUUUN!] SCOUT: WHAT?! SNIPER: Crikey! SCOUT: You gotta be kiddin' me! BLOCKHEAD: Where's that drunk?.. Oh, there he is! ENGIE: (dam dag dammit! dammit dammit dammit dammit! dam dag nabbit! dammit naggit nabbit daggit!) [drops out] ENGIE: Awww! Hell! went... got me mad! BLOCKHEAD: Engie! I am going to pull out Merasmus Spencer outta your ass! SCOUT&ENGIE: NO!/NAAH! Wisdom Spencer! / Miracle Spencer... UGH! SCOUT: Return the frickin' Wisdom Spencer! BLOCKHEAD: ...maggots! ENGIE: Now just stop tryin' ta mess with my Miracle Spencer! SNIPER: EENCOMEEENG! BLOCKHEAD: ...I will rip of your next of kin and crap into Basbo Bibbilov~ [something falls] EVERYONE: HUH? MEDIC: Hah, hrrr. MEDIC: I AM er-meh-kill your SCHTUPID bones! ...or NEIN! ENGIE: Doctor! MEDIC: What? ENGIE: Don't touch my bones! MEDIC: ALL I CAn tell you about thIS NECKST PRocedure, is zat I will *KILL YOU.* ENGIE: ...what? MEDIC [while cutting engineer]: HAAH-HAAH-HAAH-HAAH-HAAAA! MEDIC: *Wooh. Fascinating.* ENGIE: Sometimes, you just need a little less.... spine... MEDIC: HahahahahaahahahahaH! BLOCKHEAD: OH MY GOD! He's got Engineer's ribs! MEDIC: Anyone still alive? SCOUT: Nahp. Sorry! I'm dead! Wehehehehe. SNIPER: I'll be *dead* too. Thanks, Doc! MEDIC: Anozer successful DUMMKOPF! BLOCKHEAD: AH! I am not afraid of Octoberfest! MEDIC: Oooh... BLOCKHEAD: I refuse to be afraid... MEDIC: WUDESRANEDIRPADUBAHNODACEE BLOCKHEAD: WAAAAAAAGH!... MEDIC: Woh-oh-oh-*oh*-OH-*OH*! HOOhooh. Come on, Soljer! I promise I will KEELL YOOU! WAAAH-AH-AH-HA-HAA!... SCOUT: Check it out! SNIPER: *I'm not done yet.* SCOUT: Wisdom Spencer! SNIPER: *Ah my God.* SCOUT: Whaddya think about that? SNIPER: Hahahahahahaha! *Hate to break a coffee table* on the red, *but* that is *the* Mini-Sentry! SCOUT: WHAT? [beep] SCOUT&SNIPER: AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! [power down click] ENGIE: ...Good work!..

[@sigmundfreud7903]

turns out wise sniper wasn't so wise for letting the engineer take s.scouts and his wisomspencer

[@alexistramirez]

1:57 When Me and the Classmates failed the Test on Middle School

[@Red-zc1py]

full song list needed.

[@Sneaker3719]

Music at 2:07? Edit: The description says it. Nice!

[@markwatson3248]

This is very inappropriate... I LOVE IT >:D

[@TechieWidget]

What song is at 4:33? I heard that song so many times in my life, but never know what it is. Please tell me. I have been wanting to know for more than 10 years.

[@Minomato]

Light Cavalry Overture, Franz Von Suppe.

[@TJ_SASQUATCH]

DONT FORGET THE CAKES

[@Cyberdemon2006]

Yay New Zealand. I'm from there

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

New Seaworld

[@spektral_yt]

+Cyberdemon2006 Me too!

[@projectbrs4860]

I. GIVE. UP.

[@sagescout9710]

NO! SAY NO!

[@gameandwatch909]

Nobody likes this cute little gun *sentry targets sage scout*

[@sagescout9710]

gameandwatch909 AH! Runnin!

[@gameandwatch909]

Packin up. The one here American-spencer. And another thing...you should of brought more cakes. *teleports away*

[@azumarill1403]

There is a sequel? PLEASE TELL ME D:

[@mahiricanno7352]

Dat Cake

[@FUNKe]

Q t

[@rikielanasui742]

1:45

[@shockman911]

You... Are... Funny

[@MaxRebound]

3:43 WHAT IS DAT SONG?

[@stuartgriswold2965]

Soul Calibur II - Raise thy Sword

[@jianfongyaw]

Where's the music from? :)

[@Falcobird01]

LOL this story must of took place in gensokyo. X3

[@KeironEvans]

3 words : SFM

[@thebonksipper8811]

A smexual with a plot? I approve!

[@AndrewChumKaser]

You know what Potato means?

[@Enter_spitfire]

Turn automatic subs for more MEEEEEEMMM

[@MrThaes]

Sometimes you just need a little less spine.

[@ThePseudonoob]

And then Steve and Larson yell out "YOUR SPIIIIIIINE!"

[@lancearnold54]

4:13

[@ROBLOXMAN3779]

Pootisgmodhere

[@He_joi]

It's rare that you find a smexual with an actual story that doesn't contain buttsecks and whatnot. And to be honest, I don't prefer it.

[@weegee123mario]

Lol

[@heavyParsnip]

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