SAH - John R. Brinkley the Goat Gland Doctor

[@nilktots6380]

you know its an american story when the least corrupt least greedy character is the goat testes implanting snake oil salesman

[@cookechris28]

He's not evil, he's Chaotic Neutral. He had his own interests and God damn you if you stood in his way. For good or for worse (usually worse in the event of people literally DYING from his malpractice) he pursued his own ends. Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead.

[@devalk_]

Hearing the SAH jingle again brightened by morning, Feels like it's been a while Really enjoy these longer videos to put on while doing a dayjob

[@thatoneguyUknow]

This topic has Tad episode written all over it.

[@ShrimpinAintEasy]

He's got that 🐐 in him

[@DreadnaughtZero]

Goated with the sauce

[@Epee2134]

He was always ready for 🐐-al Kombat.

[@Pepper_Pip]

Is the Dustbowl the new H***S****? Next episode. The Dustbowl Ruined My Life #1

[@sims2mw]

Dr. John R. Brinkley esq. would have LOVED Metal Gear Solid

[@LetMeTellYouAbout]

Excuse you. Thats John R. Brinkley BA. MD. LL.D SC.D Chief Surgeon of the Kansas General Hospital to you

[@TheTdw2000]

Putting goat testes into a patient is shit the Medic from TF2 would pull.

[@Shuuya-kyun]

This is gonna be the fattest SAH im gonna enjoy while pushing carts hell yea

[@milesgerschefske6231]

I think I'm going to add real fake fake doctor to my resume

[@HumbleMemeFarmer]

Man cheesed life with a charisma build before god could patch it. Respect.

[@mediocreswiss7609]

Man from rural Appalachia here, can fucking confirm you get out it you get sucked in and never leave

[@Toukathechamp]

This episode has me busting a gut for five minutes straight I would say this is the funniest sah in a while

[@LetMeTellYouAbout]

Hell yeah brother. Just a CRAZY story

[@SwizzlyBubbles]

When the thousands of witnesses all showed up to defend Mr. Dr. John Romulus Brinkley BA. MD. LL.D SC.D Chief Surgeon of the Kansas General Hospital, I legitimately stood up from my computer and clapped. Full "Whoo-Yeahs" and guttural howling. What a hero. (...I mean disregarding the goat testes, incestual relationships and the rotting syphilis penises, of course. Everybody's got their quirks, after all.)

[@ianjarrett9375]

Yeah turns out the pinkertons are both foundend and still headquartered out here in Michigan specifically ann arbor

[@JB-xm1bx]

The eye patch lawyer was one of the Brown brothers from Brown and Brown in Saint Louis. He hit a balcony on the way down, ol' patch couldn't even get that right in the end.

[@FriendlyPhilcoDealer]

It’s a SHART-knock life now, boyos!

[@canadiangunner0190]

He looks like Cole Smithey

[@soulelm7287]

new 'let me tell you about™ presents: somewhat accurate history'? splendid.

[@b.r.207]

I'm so happy to listen to LMTYA's first sponsored episode. Where do I get my goat testicles discount code?

[@TBB_productions]

I was thinking of doctor house while watching this for some reason

[@LetMeTellYouAbout]

Its not lupus. It's goat testes

[@TBB_productions]

​@@LetMeTellYouAboutoh and by the way I found a scat version of the donkey Kong cartoon show theme song kzbin.info/www/bejne/bIOyl4WEra-ohrcsi=qA_k6f5WT92gRnDI

[@cia4u401]

i don't know how you did it but this one is even better than the last one. 🥜✂🥜

[@SaltySnip]

Brinkley looks like General Sam All I'm saying is that we've never seen them in the same room together 🤷‍♀️

[@JimMilton-ej6zi]

Man it sure is a backwards system that a man can be a better provider for his child than his wife but still gets denied custody by default due to an incorrect belief that only women are able to care for their children, and the fathers are forced into cripping debt due to the system not caring about the father as a person. Good thing nothing like that happens nowadays.

[@FriendlyPhilcoDealer]

That bitch Abigail took the farm and the Boy. I wanna see my Boy, Abigail.

[@ScotsmanProductions]

What a big ass juicy T bone steak (w/ a side of goat oysters) of an episode, a real blockbuster

[@lolo27234]

worth saying 2k back then was the same as asking for like 70,000$ today

[@paperboy4584]

I remember the eyepatch lawyers' commercials.

[@appleseed8282]

*DUNT DUNT DUNT DUNT DUNT* [LMTYaboutiess] It's the Fart-knock life for us! It's the Fart-knock life for us! [Aleks] 'Steada Pickled [LMTYaboutiess] We get Ricked! [Aleks] 'Steada funnys [LMTYaboutiess] We get fricked! [Aleks and LMTYaboutiess] It's the Fart-knock life! Got no folks to speak of, so It's the Fart-knock row we know! [Aleks] SARS blankets [LMTYaboutiess] 'Steada of wool! [Aleks] Empty Bank [LMTYaboutiess] 'Steada of full! [Aleks and LMTYaboutiess] It's the Fart-knock life! [Aleks] Don't it feel like the wind Is always howlin'? [The Demonbane Sword] Don't it seem like there's Never any light! [Heavy Shadows] Once a day, don't you wanna Throw the towel in? [Aleksis] It's easier than puttin' up a fight [Aleks] No one's there when your dreams At night get creepy! [Michael] No one cares if you grow [Dan] Or if you shrink! [Joe] No one dries when your eyes get Wet an' weepy! [Aleks and LMTYaboutiess] From all the cryin' you would Think this place's a sink! Ohhhh!!!!!!! Empty belly life! Rotten smelly life! Full of sorrow life! No tomorrow life! [Aleksis] Final Year we never see [Aleks] Final Year, what's that -- when he? [Aleks and LMTYaboutiess] No one cares for you a smidge When you're in an orphanage! It's the Fart-knock life! [Aleksis, spoken] (Making a whistling sound and Imitating Johnanthen Darkfur) You'll stay up till this dump shines like the top of the Chrysler building [LMTYaboutiess] Yank the whiskers from her chin Jab her with a safety pin Make her drink a Mickey Finn I love you, Miss Hannigan! [Aleksis, spoken] (whistle) Get to work! Now! Strip them beds! I said get to work! [Aleks and LMTYaboutiess] It's the Fart-knock life for us [Aleksis, spoken] Merry Christmas! [Aleks and LMTYaboutiess] It's the Fart-knock life for us [Aleksis, spoken] It's medicine! [Aleks and LMTYaboutiess] No one cares for you a smidge [Aleksis, spoken] It's lots of medicine! [Aleks and LMTYaboutiess] When you're in an orphanage It's the Fart-knock life It's the Fart-knock life It's the Fart-knock life!

[@LetMeTellYouAbout]

ngl I was skimming the ai script until I saw The Demonbane Sword had its own stanzas

[@appleseed8282]

@@LetMeTellYouAbout Imma be honest, I tried to rush an edit, but I was like 13 minutes in after seeing the upload before giving up. I do *not* have access to AI, I just winged it

[@FriendlyPhilcoDealer]

Damn, I got btfo. Guess if you’re gonna come at the king, best be ready to kill the king.

[@cia4u401]

A follow on any alt-right website no matter how wild my account is, you say? thanks youtube for putting this tier up for a dollar in my region *dabs*

[@UsingGorillaLogic]

I wonder if any of those goats happened to be Loki.

[@LetMeTellYouAbout]

All of them were

[@GoseiSamurai]

I'm gonna enjoy this episode so fucking hard while I sling pipe (I am clocking into my shift at the pipe factory)

[@PK-starstorm1995]

1st off, probably one of the most intriguing episodes of SAH ever. He truly was the anti-hero of the American medical field. Ps: This is the episode that radicalized me.

[@BucketBoatable]

up until 1ww europe was so far ahead of USA everywhere else its insane

[@jacobpence9357]

Hell yea

[@milesgerschefske6231]

Real talk why can't I hear anything?

[@md-fi7zt]

Oh thank god its not just ne

[@LetMeTellYouAbout]

if you got here TOO early youtube sometimes gets muted

[@milesgerschefske6231]

Yeah it's working now

[@Nøddeknækkeren]

White man has been here.

[@JimMilton-ej6zi]

Helo

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

Needs "How (X Thing here) Broke Me"

[@CakeTheThird]

LEZZZZ GOOOOO!!!

[@Hattsworth]

Im sorry but tad pronounced Glasgow wrong and i KNOW its on purpose

[@rossedwards3623]

Im Christian enough to have known what Onanism is without looking it up.

[@rossedwards3623]

God literally killed Onan in the Bible for pulling out and jizzing on the floor instead of in his dead brother’s wife.

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

​@@rossedwards3623god on that freaky shit fr fr

[@ThatguycalledJoe]

More streams would be bitchin'. Could always fall back to AI shitposting until that gets stale.

[@LetMeTellYouAbout]

I'm positively malding about jazz versus waffles getting taken down. No way it'll be as unrestricted when it comes out again

[@ThatguycalledJoe]

@@LetMeTellYouAbout Okay, hear me out. Competitive proompting. Played on Bing Chilling or something else with a filter with at least one third-party judge who isn't also playing. A successful prompt gives one point by itself, and another point is awarded if the result makes the opponent laugh, otherwise admit that it deserves another point, or if the judge declares that it deserves an extra point. If the prompt is blocked, that player loses their turn and gets no points. First to an arbitrary amount of points wins. Alternately, if you get a local installation that all the players can use, then instead of a blocked prompt losing the player's turn they reissue the prompt on your local install, where there is no filter. From there, similar rules apply and two points are received if the opponent laughs at the result, admits it deserves two points, or if the judge declares that it gets two points. If the result would get you banned off KZbin and cannot be shown on screen, then no points are awarded. I don't know, that might be stupid but it could still be entertaining.

[@LetMeTellYouAbout]

@ThatguycalledJoe I'm digging that idea a lot

[@BucketBoatable]

Wait, so in america you didn't call Conan the barbarian 'Onan'?

[@t1dotaku]

TAD! You had the opportunity to say "Parting the REDneck sea" and you went with hillbilly instead??????

[@LetMeTellYouAbout]

I'm a disappointment......

[@that115guy]

Hell yea