Salty Utah Queens Ep. 42 - A Wild Rose Unsealed

Carey and Lara discuss the dream of a gay bitch being elected president, Jupiter's bone-chilling proximity to Earth and a NASA doppelgänger conspiracy theory. Meanwhile, another trip to Salt Lake City is in order, as the ladies of RHOSLC embark on their THIRD season. Sans Mary Cosby, the women tread on new territory, with Lisa Barlow seeking forgiveness from Meredith, Jen Shah's looming criminal trial, and Whitney seeking to delete her name out of God's Excel spreadsheet. The Utah girlies are back, and our weary world couldn't have needed them more.

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You don't "have to" pay the church. But every year you have to meet with your Bishop or other higher person and discuss if you have or not etc and have you been behaving that last year or not. If you want to go to the actual temple and go inside the secret rooms; you have to pay tithing and be really good. Otherwise, you can just go to your local church and not try to be perfect. My friend's dad paid like $200,000 in tithing to the church, came out of the closet at 45 years old, didn't want to leave the church though and just wanted to be a gay mormon, but they ex- communicated him anyway. They usually ex-communicate people who don't want to be, but won't take people's name out of their system who want them to. It's kind of a control thing. The Roses definitely don't pay. They haven't gone to church for a long time. It is like the CIA, they track you. And the CIA recruit a lot of Mormon males because they are very obedient from being brainwashed since they were little. The CIA loves obedient minions. If you want to be in good standing, you are supposed to pay every month or some people pay twice a year in a lump sum. It is supposed to be 10% of your extra income that you have to spare; but somehow morphed into 10% of your income, like a flat tax, regardless of whether you can afford that or not. And Mormons are supposed to be practically vegan. But they don't follow it. They are supposed to eat meat only "sparingly and in times of famine" but they don't follow that. There are closeted mormon bishops and gay friendly wards (congregations). Alot of gay mormons go to the singles wards. Those are wards that are for only single mormons, so they can find a mate eventually. And there are dating sites for single LDS people. That lady from Southern Charm is married to a mormon and I guess a lady on Orange County. There are Bishops that get tarot readings and go to Reiki healers and stuff, but sometimes they keep it a secret. There are a lot more new-age mormons than you would believe. I did a thing called "Baptisms for the Dead" in a temple when I was 12. It was creepy as hell. You get baptized as a proxy for people that are already dead and you get baptized for about 8-12 people in a row. They have even baptized Anne Franke and Hitler and a bunch of presidents. They have also baptized Obama's mom, Steve Erwin the crocodile hunter and Elvis Presley. They think the people that didn't become mormon are screwed unless they are baptized. But if you didn't have a chance to hear the gospel of the church when you were alive; then after you die, somebody still alive can get baptized in their mortal body for you and you can accept it beyond the grave and go to the highest level of heaven. But people like Heather and Whitney who were mormon, but then left, go to the lowest level. That means even really bad people who died but were never mormon, can go to a higher level than where Heather and Whitney will allegedly go if they accept them being baptized by proxy (by a 12 year old girl). Ha Ha. [e-mail]

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This is CRAZY! Thank you for all the intel :)

[@SwedishBlouse]

I got more crazed intel about Utah. Like when Lohan tried to make my little brother get in a car with her outside Fashion Place Mall in Salt Lake and have sex with her, when she had just gotten out of a rehab (or maybe during a break from in-patient) and he said no to her friends that were propositioning him on behalf of her and went inside and bought shoes instead. I guess she was in rehab in Utah. I live kind of inside of a triangulation of where Rose, Heather and Barlow live and I have a family member that has been in like 4 Sundance movies. Ha Ha. @@sexyuniquepodcast