Will you press the button? (Insane Hypotheticals)

[@kingfoxy8775]

“You grow wings but you can’t fly” so become a ostrich

[@aldar8240]

(insert "mid-tier with an icarus complex" joke here)

[@RedGenesectNinja]

Cassowary time

[@captainkidd5975]

or a penguin

[@miles4939]

PLEASE

[@spamenjoyer82]

Maybe you'd be like Pit from Kid Icarus, you can glide, jump a few times, but not entirely fly

[@NightlyPeace]

I like that Salty goes the exact same direction I do whenever the hypothetical of infinite wealth comes up. I could end hunger! Or i could buy Sonic...

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

With infinite wealth you could do both!

[@ashikjaman1940]

End world hunger WITH Sonic!

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

@@ashikjaman1940 sonic picks up a part time job working for Doordash

[@NikFromm]

@@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 “THAT’S WHAT IT TAKES TO BE INFINIIIITE!”

[@DaKingKayden]

@@ashikjaman1940 starved

[@necro-esque666]

Kinda sus that Derek hears "think of the baddies tho" about the world of Pokemon and instead of thinking of like Cynthia or Wallace, he thinks of Lopunny

[@jesusfuentes7905]

That was mentioned in the vod

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

I will not stand this Will slander

[@seltzer666]

that's based wdym

[@iceicicle3046]

Or baddies as like the evil teams, team rocket etc.

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

@@iceicicle3046 good pun + based pfp

[@a-rat-in-your-walls]

I was at a couple small local protests and this guy like every day we did it pulled up with his fucking accordian and starting playing for all of us. Genuinely a legendary man.

[@the_representative]

I'm curious what the protests were for

[@a-rat-in-your-walls]

@@the_representative We were protesting the overturn of Roe V Wade at our city hall. I know a local protest won't change a Supreme Court decision, but it gets people aware and angry about it.

[@georckbread3403]

@@a-rat-in-your-walls what song was he playing?

[@a-rat-in-your-walls]

@@georckbread3403 I don't actually know

[@manboy4720]

@@a-rat-in-your-walls i thought you were protesting the disturbing lack of accordions in the united state.

[@peucoman]

Darn shame Salty didn't get the "get a free pet giraffe/the giraffe is evil and wants world domination" one, it's a certified WYPTB classic

[@miles4939]

who the fuck wants a pet giraffe? assuming "free" includes the cost of food, care and medicine, that's still an insane commitment you're making - you'll probably have to move, meaning leaving your job, friends and family, you won't be able to pursue education or career goals (outside of owning a giraffe), if you want a partner you'll have to make sure they're okay with the giraffe (definitely harder than it seems) and you'll spend all your time caring for this giraffe anyway unless you hire other people to help out at which point you may as well just volunteer at a nature reserve, which would be better in every way, plus their giraffes won't be evil

[@joemkdd]

just got one that says "Unlimited supply of bacon, but you have a cold for the rest of your life"

[@FriskyD.]

@@miles4939 all these problems are solved by world domination

[@prof.sleeper]

@@joemkdd worth it

[@fashbasher2120]

@@miles4939 You sound kind of miffed, friend. Are you speaking from experience?

[@polk1203]

"Reminder that Weird al canonically fucked pinkie pie" What's funnier is They aren't wrong. For those who don't know, In the last episode of mlp fim "The last problem" at the end of the episode, there's a time skip, and there at one point: Pinkie rushes into the room saying that she's sorry she's late and that it was hard for her to find a baby sitter who could handle "Lil Cheese", who then rushes into the room right next to their mom. Lil cheese is the child of pinkie pie and cheese sandwich (Weird al's character) and this not only evident in the way they look (sharing pinkie's hair and having a light yellow body similar to cheese's golden brown) and how they have Boneless, Cheese sandwich's rubber chicken with them in that same scene, but also with their bio in the mlp Gameloft game: "This future filly will have inherited twice the chaotic party energy of any average pony...which is honestly a little intimidating, but EXTREMELY charming."

[@sparki9085]

Twice the chaotic energy? That child might just surpass discord in power then!

[@Azuricringel]

REAL!?!?

[@JDT-Loadsamoney]

As someone who has never cared about mlp in my life… let me get this straight. 1, Weird Al plays a character in it 2. They fuck who I’m pretty sure is the main character CANONICALLY The fuck is going on over in there

[@sparki9085]

She's one of the 6ish main characters, but otherwise you got it!

[@Miskamouskamikumouse]

@@JDT-Loadsamoney he fucked a horse, yeah

[@n0hbdy363]

I’m sorry but “Weird Al canonically fucked pinkie pie” fucking whiplashed my soul

[@ballonstudios7799]

I mean he did lmao

[@KatZEdition]

You click the like Button But The funny white boy's number goes up

[@pineapplepizza6949]

“Huh, looks like only a small perce-“

[@jdenopadoesstuff4639]

Oh god.....

[@internet_unfunny_man]

I would Not.

[@AntAuntGaming]

Love how Salty says they would give up the world's ability to wear suits for world peace, but then the fan art featured at the end has them wear a suit.

[@brendaneichler5244]

I mean, they didn't hold up their end of the deal and give Salty the ability to make world peace, so it's only fair.

[@gokuss9999]

The whole "You can do anything and become immortal" thing is like, negative if you think about it, but only positive if you think harder about it. By definition, you can "do anything", there are no rules, and if there was, since you can do anything, you can change the rules. You just gotta think about it

[@penggrin]

Well, yeah.. but As many say "u would experience ALOT of deaths" and etc

[@makarov2582]

@@penggrin if i can do ANYTHING then i would make myself mortal when i feel like it

[@penggrin]

@@makarov2582 then I would probably press the button

[@makarov2582]

@@penggrin i is this related to the subject

[@ThefifthBishopofGord]

Wow I didn’t think about that. I just thought about making everyone immortal and making a new planet for them to live on before Earth explodes. Also rule everyone over with a iron fist and also make it so the I can stand for more than 10 minutes without my feet hurting.

[@betterthanyou1630]

You’d actually probably be fine in the Pokémon world. In Crystal, Lance USES hyper beam on a person, and it’s like “oh crap he dead” but no, in Pokémon Masters you can talk to that same guy, and although he DOES have ptsd from it, he’s still alive and actually a black belt, so didn’t end up with any lasting injuries. So, getting hit by hyper beam is probably the equivalent of, idk, The Rock punching you in the head. It’d knock you out sure, but probably wouldn’t be too bad.

[@ashikjaman1940]

I'm like 90% sure people in the pokemon world are just pokemon themselves with absurdly high bulk stats. Of course, whether a person from our world that's transported there is like that is a different matter lol

[@TheWrathAbove]

@@ashikjaman1940 Humans are explicitly stated to have a common ancestor with Pokemon and considering the ancestor of every pokemon is Mew (a pokemon) I think it's pretty safe to say humans got that same magic shit as pokemon in them

[@Gshadin]

but the question is, do you have your normal body, or is your body like the characters from the games/ anime

[@porguinturtle3854]

@@TheWrathAbove so fucking a Pokémon is ok

[@beethebee8]

@@porguinturtle3854 idk give them the harkness test first at least

[@chefmonque311]

I like how for the first two minutes he's just talking about his chair

[@splendidsimp]

Dude it was like the first 20 minutes of the stream 😭

[@Orb445]

Man, these 2D graphics are so quirky and charming

[@Garbo_trashcan]

i love these unlimited graphics

[@LogCabinMusic]

No they’re not how dare you

[@robthedestroyerjr]

you...YOOU Did the thing

[@GuitarOfTime0116]

@@LogCabinMusic I love your limited comments, they're so charming

[@DiamondGuy6]

Man, these 2D graphics are so quirky and charming

[@G0OG4]

I do think Salty’s biggest weakness in this game is his cockiness. I feel like that’s what keeps him being a relatively average competitive/items player, every time he does alright he acts like he’s invincible. He’s like the real life Pit: mid tier with an Icarus complex

[@sonarchy5158]

Salty sure is the Alpharad of "Will You Press The Button?"

[@smeeby]

this comment is a hit

[@EyeOfArgus]

Oh cool it’s multiplying.

[@bostpoxfox]

wait why the alpharad reference

[@kulekid6917]

salty should be a guess star on the bald podcast

[@aaroncampbell586]

Salty talking about dying in an accident in the Pokémon world reminds me of that one Machamp in Sun and Moon who’s trainer died in a car crash

[@ashikjaman1940]

Bro what, please tell me there's a clip of this

[@aaroncampbell586]

@@ashikjaman1940 i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/194/582/a33.jpg

[@TheAntsygamer]

@@ashikjaman1940 Found it kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJarq2yMoNBkndU

[@Edgy_Rabbid]

WHAT

[@aaroncampbell586]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJarq2yMoNBkndUsi=zCHCQVnB8XZ4KkTq

[@MySingerlover]

The dream house while living with a person who's loud on their political opinion (which is opposite from yours) would be an instant press for me. My dream house will be large, have multiple exits, and have soundproof walls in every room. Plus, it says the person is loud about it, but not loud enough that you hear it no matter what. So yes, I'd press it

[@skaithespirit1184]

Even better idea, make it a combo button-press with the one that lets you kill anyone you want.

[@voryndagoth404]

yeah but i wouldnt want to live with someone who wants to commit racial genocide though

[@MalachiLper]

I think the real question is, if it's our DREAM house, and we have NO bills, why do we NEED a roommate?

[@georckbread3403]

he starts barging into your room then starts talking about the war on christmas or sum weird shit

[@thermophile1695]

@@MalachiLper He's paying.

[@tannerbruning868]

To be fair even if you can’t fly with wings you can still potentially use them to glide or for more thrust when running up a steep surface

[@codebracker]

Yeah but you would get feathers everywhere

[@happypessimist9010]

Free pillow stuffing

[@Lrizu]

@@codebracker i don't think we're thinking about the same wings

[@athath2010]

@@codebracker And you'd have to get custom clothes.

[@rioluwu5921]

Mega Absol moment

[@VoidZeroNothing]

Jokes on that "invent anything, but the person you hate gets credit" question. That just means I'll get all of the credit for my inventions! I don't deserve it.

[@saltygibus5746]

First question is just an Isekai, but with self-death instead of Truck-kun.

[@T.D.S.O.A.B]

Why the hell and what the hell is a "Truck-kun"?

[@saltygibus5746]

You know the truck that runs over most Iskeai Protags before they wind up in the fantasy world? That. That, is Truck-Kun.

[@T.D.S.O.A.B]

@@saltygibus5746 ah i see

[@RealityRogue]

I would love if any of them had actual trauma of what happened

[@salmffron2003]

my friend recently had a dream where him and some other friends were at a school where weird al was a teacher (everyone called him al sensei. the school was american) and they were trying to come up with a plot to kill him. at one point, in a bid to get information from him, my friend put up with have conversations with him in the bathroom while al sensei was shitting. i think another really funny thing is the fact that the dream felt like it lasted three real-world weeks and he lived every second of it. anyways, it ended with al sensei learning their plan and running terrifyingly fast towards my friend, and the last thing he remembered before waking up was the feeling of dread knowing that like, a wild animal is going to catch you and kill you

[@appleseed8282]

Based night terror Al Yankovic.

[@thermophile1695]

So Koro-sensei but with Weird Al?

[@athath2010]

actual cannibal al yankovic

[@thefoolishjester5125]

@@thermophile1695 I’d pay to see that

[@SpareFork]

What did I just read

[@xoda1129]

Actualy in the pokemon manga some people die by pokemons Like for real dude in one scene of the manga rayquaza just stabs a little girl with his tail in the stomach and the fucker after that just lift her still impaled in his tail and uses hyperbeam in the fucker Like 100% dead

[@anjiluanoar9314]

0:16

[@jaysefgames1155]

I fucking hate Zinnia she deserved it. Also she lives. Unfortunately.

[@splattwig]

Zinnia lived though didn’t she? Been a while since I read the ORAS parts

[@xoda1129]

@@splattwig i think she got to the wellchair

[@Plurmple_]

WHICH FUCKING MANGA

[@MasterofInterspace]

"A hyper beam could kill a person" Lance sweating after attacking a potential shop owner with his champion level Dragonite.

[@RoyalFruitMan]

3:09 You literally just explained the plot of "Snow On Mount Silver"

[@Hazelbazelwastaken]

Holy Jesus he actually did

[@zapx1239]

One of my Will You Press The Button dilemmas was "No homework again but all time you would’ve spent doing homework is spent watching My Little Pony" so I did the obvious thing and clicked the button.

[@Arachnoid274]

"You will be the smartest person in the world" But "You will lose the ability to feel any type of emotion" So basically, you'd become an anime protagonist.

[@ashikjaman1940]

Well when you put it like that I don't want to press the button now

[@kelfo4997]

Well the smartest person can’t create like fuckin uhhhhhhh a machine that allows you to feel emotion ever

[@kelfo4997]

Aka get emotion backs

[@ps2discs]

Damn.

[@Bron-zeAnimation]

Wouldn't losing emotions make you not have motivation to get emotions

[@big__shell]

ok so teleporting thing i would absolutely press the button i mean imagine the mindfucking you could do. imagine someone seeing you walk in one direction then you go behind something(like a door or something) then you suddenly just APPEAR walking in the same direction they'd be so confused or like imagine you're upstairs and someone else is upstairs then they go downstairs and they just see you there inexplicably. i would EXCLUSIVELY use teleportation to make my friends and family slowly go insane and i'd never tell them i can teleport but i'd do it constantly

[@StarkMaximum]

"what if I fell and hit the soft spot on my skull" Hey Salty why not try not having a glowing fucking boss weakpoint in the form of a button that says "Press To Kill" RIP to you but I'm built different

[@faether1429]

I have glowing dots on my knees and if you hit them I fall down and then one lights up on the back of my head!

[@akiraeatsguitarpicks491]

The loved ones question is really weird. That’s literally an infinite amount of pregnancy pains, period cramps and death

[@hoodedman6579]

There’s a very finite amount of all of those, it’s just a big number typicallyx

[@archiemetherell]

Also, if you love yourself, then will you feel pain or not?

[@clownball3457]

yeah that's a point- what happens if a loved one dies? do you die as well, or do you just experience the physical sensation of dying without actually dying?

[@nbkarkat]

pain is also a very important feeling. if you don't feel pain, you can't tell when you're hurt.

[@athath2010]

@@hoodedman6579 Well, if your loved one feels bad about you taking on all of your pain, that'd be emotional pain, wouldn't it? Which you'd then take on, making them feel worse, making you feel worse, making...

[@r0adkillt]

3:35 zinnia literally got impaled and hyper beamed by rayquaza and still survived so I think you’ll survive

[@robynmarthabridson]

Oh god I forgot that happened

[@rioluwu5921]

The anime has been proved to be incredibly inaccurate But on the other hand… what if lmao

[@coltonking6257]

​@@rioluwu5921a guy got hit by lances dragonite hyper beaming him he survived

[@EverTheFractal]

The thing about being smart not automatically meaning you're successful is so true. Like I've known so many incredibly intelligent people in my life who have been screwed over and taken advantage of every step of the way just because they weren't high enough up in the pecking order

[@ianraymo350]

I mean it's absolutely true no matter what economic system you live in (aside from a meritocracy but even that has a chance to be corrupted). Smarts don't guarantee success by themselves, but they can lead to success if you're smart about what you do. A bit confusing I know but I'm unsure of a better way to describe it. Tesla for example was smart, however, lacked the business sense to actively make success for himself. Edison on the other hand wasn't to any discernable degree smarter than Tesla, but because he was much more skilled in the business side of things that lead him to success.

[@EverTheFractal]

@@ianraymo350 yeah that's what I hate. People can be absolutely revolutionary but if they don't know how to sell it or screw someone else over by taking their ideas then they don't succeed.

[@buycraft911miner2]

@@ianraymo350 the thing is, if ur the smartest, then its possible to learn anything, including business expertise

[@EverTheFractal]

@@buycraft911miner2 no not really. If you're a genius at chess or are a fantastic surgeon that doesn't automatically equate to you being able to run a business. Some people just aren't business minded or don't have the personality to deal with the pressures and harsh realities of running a business which is incredibly involved and requires a lot of different moving parts including advertising and funding and so much fucken paperwork. Some people are autistic and can't deal with people. It's not as simple as "you're smart you can figure it out"

[@pczb2692]

@@buycraft911miner2 Pretty sure if that was the case, it wouldn't be an issue in the first place.

[@BladedStrider]

"World Peace, but you have to give up on wearing suits" *Yakuza fan's 😥😰*

[@fluxgoodra9034]

Salty has a partner? Good for you man. Glad to hear it, we all need some love in our lives

[@MinoriGaming]

3:10 is literally the Snow on Mt. Silver Creepypasta. lmao

[@RamenJack]

Decent video, should of talked more about your sick chair, that would push up the quality of the whole vid immensely!

[@esrohm6460]

it's always so funny to se how easy it is to completely forgo the negatives of these questions. you can do anything but the YOU hate the most gets the credit. just because YOU hate someone doesn't mean that person hates you. it could just be someone really obnoxious that doesn't get the cue that you don't want to deal with them ever but in this case you simply make them your puppet with a contract you could easily make thanks to your ability to get the money. it's the monkeys paw in reverse. instead of getting told the positives and getting tricked with non told negatives that outweigh it you know the negatives and outsmart them to make the positive overshadow the negatives.

[@eedwards2859]

Salty talking about how much they love their partner is so nice, happy Salty is my favorite Salty.

[@confirmedbachelor4650]

Saltydkdan my beloved. Thank you for saving my fucking morning.

[@rioluwu5921]

You’re honestly the person I can relate the most to, with literally almost everything, even disregarding the button This honestly helps me a lot, may seem small but it feels really great to me

[@ao9688]

“Soft spot on my skull” Salty confirmed as literal babyman

[@InsanePigeon]

That last sentence just punched me in the stomach

[@snipintoaslamjam5518]

The last bit just wrecked me. Trying to not do that horrid screech laugh I do when I'm absolutely destroyed by something because it's literally midnight & some people in this house actually have reasonable sleep schedules.

[@sonarchy5158]

Thank you Salty for ruining my life from time to time!

[@lucarioinfamous]

I like how Salty talks about how we never see deaths in Pokémon, and a few months later SV drops

[@Quackervoltz]

THE FUCKING CHEESEPIE AT THE END I CAN'T

[@RyeBreadFF]

I love how Salty explains what the video’s about but doesn’t actually play anything until 3 minutes in, Goated structure

[@axl256gamesx7]

15:32 So, let me get this straight I change the past and inmediately see the results Making it easier for me to change it again if i dont like it... wheres the catch?

[@SimplyDad]

Only Salty could make an old ass video concept like this one entertaining asf 🙏🏽

[@Glitch_Man42]

When I think of baddies in the Pokemon world I think of like Cynthia, Olivia, Nessa, or Sonia. My first thought wasn't railing Lopunny personally.

[@FirstNameLastName-gh9iw]

9:01 the thought that they wouldn’t be doing it if their own free will is to much, I just can’t imagine myself pressing that button

[@BaronB.BlazikenBaronOfBarons]

I feel the problem with the ones where you just need to think about it (to teleport anywhere or kill anyone) is that the mind is dumb sometimes. Me: *doing stuff* My Mind: “I want to go to the moon. Going to the moon would be cool. Moon moon moon!” Me: *now suffocating as I am now on the surface of the moon without a spacesuit* Or you think someone’s bad and should die just offhand and they actually die, which wasn’t your intention.

[@athath2010]

Yeah, like, what if you get drunk? Or spooked?

[@doubleace11554]

I love how the first 2 minutes are about his png chair lol

[@theladypalecorn7750]

15:00 is a How I Met Your Mother reference to when Barney had a song where he was basically saying that he would rather have suits than anything in the world, even world piece

[@takingamassiveel]

Love how every wholesome comment Sslty makes about his GF is immediately morphed when changed to be about Lopunny

[@MonkeyDGooner]

i love the limited button pressing in this video, its so charming

[@goldenflame4884]

I never in my life put together that Cheese Sandwich was voiced by weird Al. I don’t even think I knew who he was when I first watched that episode he was in.

[@AleksandarBell]

WE ARE BEING FED VERY WELL THANK YOU SALT MAN 🙏

[@celebeanthebean5932]

“Humankind is inherently der-de-deri-der… Okay I ruined it” -Saltydkdan, 2022

[@DenD3de]

what I find funny about the "smartest person alive but you have no emotions" is that there's a villain like that aready, he's called "The Thinker" (he's a villian to the flash btw)

[@Hex_Fox]

Basically Salty: Will you press the button: you solve world hunger. But you- *YES*

[@Shoyren]

I hate how Salty has reminded me of the soft, vulnerable spot at the back of my skull.

[@somethingsuperbland8829]

3:02 in gen 7 there’s a lady at a cemetery carried by a Machamp that tells you how she was visiting her husband’s grave bc he died in a car crash. Machamp was the only survivor bc it had a pokeball.

[@Al___]

So poke balls are canonically more strong than cars ?

[@somethingsuperbland8829]

@@Al___ either that or the pokeball was thrown out the window

[@ReallyRASYT]

the "World Peace but never wear a suit again" question was a How I Met Your Mother reference I'm pretty sure

[@thewholecircus]

15:02 a question made for Barney Stinson

[@BluenosedCash75]

14:59 This is actually a pretty weird reference to a lyric from a song in How I Met Your Mother, where the character Barney turns down sleeping with a woman who’s a perfect 10 because she doesn’t like his suits, which is a big part of his character on the show. Look up “HIMYM Nothing Suits Me Like a Suit”

[@ItsPartlySunny]

I have for real gotten a question on here that was like "You can solve any problem but you would have to watch a entire season of Women's basketball to get the solution" and I'm like bruh

[@BossKnight]

The teleportation one, technically if you teleport close enough infront of you to where it wouldn’t make you tired, you could move at insane speeds

[@DeezNuts-nz3ln]

That would assume your strength reset after every teleport, because you would be slowly but surely losing energy.

[@BossKnight]

@@DeezNuts-nz3ln more assuming like in a game when you move slow enough it dont even put your walking animation, except your immediately teleporting

[@DeezNuts-nz3ln]

@@BossKnight then again, in those games, there is no energy. I’m moreso thinking like a botw system with a stamina bar, where, no matter how close you travel, it is still taken from you.

[@BossKnight]

@@DeezNuts-nz3ln I’m thinking since its a linear scale there is the tiniest movement you can make that will take nothing

[@DeezNuts-nz3ln]

@@BossKnight Even on this linear scale, isaac newtons laws of motion state that nothing can move unless effected by an equal force (that force being energy) therefore, if you can run 5 feet, under these rules, you can teleport 5 feet, no matter how many itty-bitty teleportation you make.

[@ccmanxx1]

16:10 easiest question ever, build a AI that ONLY you can control, take over the world, and now you can do whatever you want because everyone thinks the person you hate most is in control of this AI.

[@randomgamer4048]

4:20 Reject society. *Become Penguin* .

[@kristmus3680]

lovin the new content salty! i missed this style of video a lot, and im glad its back

[@princeboo3188]

I would love to see a Pokemon Series that is similar to The Boys, and it just turns into a villain team origin story

[@_G.C]

4:15 I hate that this is a real scene in the show, because they know. They certainly know what they're doing

[@craftersshaft]

they know?

[@drearysol]

"And I die in a hiking accident" me who looks at WAY too much creepypasta: *heavy breathing while looking at Lost Silver, and Mt. Silver.*

[@gabrielsfilms2086]

4:30 YES! I can probably make something to help me fly anyway

[@idna832]

with the teleport thing, imagine if your watching a Tom Scott video and he says " Im here 3000 ft above Dover' and you think just a little 2 long about it

[@crpalstuck2966]

Literally who likes wearing suits so much that they would rather be able to wear suits than have world peace?

[@SoUniqueUser]

Me

[@aussiejo5764]

The instrument one’s pretty silly. “Famous” and “successful” are two different things.

[@kingjiggle4th789]

6:23 dude you're so lucky I want to be blocked by Ken Penders

[@bailysmith9398]

Yes I will press the button

[@PokeRen]

No way, I was literally just binging your videos like 10 minutes ago lmao

[@baddealdude807]

15:10 the suits question I believe I a reference to How I Met Your Mother

[@GoofyGT]

7:55 Dream be like: HIT THE BUTTON BOW QUICK DO IT AHHHHHH

[@menkadem1601]

15:18 lol why'd he say that in a peter griffin voice

[@RealClassixX]

Anyone who wouldn't take any and all pain for Lopunny is a lost soul and beyond saving.

[@Sigismund697]

I got one that was "You become the most beautiful person in the world but anything that looks at you becomes blind" I fail to see the issue there

[@Soulraven2735]

5:30 My Paternal Grandmother lived with me, my mom and my step-dad (long story) for a couple and she does not like Trump. At all. I don't like the guy either, but she was very vocal about it, to the point that it became a running joke between my mom and I about how we should get her a Donald Trump toilet scrubber, in the hopes that she might calm down about him after taking her frustrations out on the scrubber.

[@gummyneighborino7217]

Well I mean, when a guy you despise is in control of the government it's hard to shut up about it

[@gummyneighborino7217]

I mean look at right wingers with Joe Biden, they **never** shut up about him

[@worldyea]

"you can kill anyone just by thinking about it" people with intrusive thoughts:

[@axl256gamesx7]

2:55 I press the button Go to the dragon ball world Gather the earth's dragon balls Wish to be a saiyan Train until god level and learn god language Steal a time machine in capsule corp Go back in time to the day i arrived Tell goku that i need his help and if he does i will fight him Go back to the future Use dragon radar to find super dragon balls Find super dragon balls Wish that nobody remembered me from the time i dissapeared in my home world (basically changing time itself so nobody remembered me the second i left the world, then nobody is sad and im in the magical world... sounds complex but is dragon ball, if i die i can use my 24 hours on earth to gather the dragon balls and revive myself XD)

[@abloodcorpse3318]

3:05 I love that this video came out in time for the answer to that to have been put into a game with Professor Sada/Toro's fucking deaths at the claws of the Miraidon or Koraidon they brought back.

[@Mat-nh5fw]

11:06 Rebuild the universe with minecraft physics

[@outspade]

11:58 pain is required for humans to function and exists for a reason so this is pretty much objectively bad because everyones lives would be ruined but on the other side, the pain would be worth watching someone eat a cactus with no idea what theyre doing

[@twitchyeyess]

dude i love being subscribed to saltydkdan, now i can watch his amazing videos early!

[@mathieuleader8601]

this videos title made me picture that scene in the KOTH Christmas special where Jimmy Carter talks to Cotton about pressing a button that would erase his son Hank from existence

[@SmokeTheHorsehog]

Today I learned just how good of a person Salty really is

[@Mudkip7_86]

0:11 for some reason this clip was so hilarious i almost choked, and the video didn't even start yet, just shows how insanely ridiculous salty is.

[@Romashka_Sov]

The ability for instantaneous teleportation is actually very, very good. Look, i don't care about fatigue, because with this ability no one can stop or lock you, and no one can hide from you. What, your target hides in bunker? Get as close to it as you can, and then jump inside. They locked you in jail? Jump 50 meters outside! Punks wanna beat you up? Run behind the corner and jump inside nearby apartment block, they will never find you! Bus closed it's doors right before you? Poof, it doesn't matter! You're falling from the 20th floor? Congrats, now you may have severe fatigue, but you survived it nonetheless! Seriously, this ability is OP even with restrictions, think about it more like short jumps, not running fatigue

[@Romashka_Sov]

And 16:20. Man, this is the worst choice you made. Imagine, you invent Food cloning, and the person you hate the most gets credit for it, and patents as well, he's just... Say "Jeez, no! I won't give food for free, better sell it for insulin's cost!". If it was some random guy, okay I could believe in random altruism, but that's someone you hate the most. Remember, who is that person, you hate?

[@missycarpenter2738]

You grow wings but you are a biblicly accurate angel

[@unoriginalperson72]

0:36 my family used to own one of those wooden hand chairs until I broke the thumb off

[@HallyPorter]

I get the sense that the positive aspects of these hypotheticals would bring a lot of negative aspects which might not even be consciously recognized but would ultimately bring other kinds of unhappiness.

[@longtomax2981]

God the advance 2D is fucking killing me

[@NintendoNerd64]

90% of his thought process is "can i end world hunger..."