Saltzpyre screaming at Kruber for calling him a peasant

[@Mrkabrat]

Calling a witch hunter a "peasant" is a bold, yet risky, move

[@bluntlyhonest6803]

I mean, Saltzpyre is by all means a peaseant, An esteemed one, but still.

[@stollkoloss2689]

and an (mostly) accurate one.

[@GrandMasterNutBusterYoda]

almost as bold as talking about ratmen living under the town.

[@greyvr4336]

@@bluntlyhonest6803 Depends on definitions, Who were his parents? If Burgers, he might have a good argument that it doesn't apply, even though that's under noble born.

[@bluntlyhonest6803]

@@greyvr4336 His parents were commoners, we know nothing of his mother but his father was a blacksmith before he was taken to become a witch hunter.

[@Chickenlegs145]

“That’s exactly what a peasant would say.”

[@punishedredruby]

Saltzpyre experiencing a heated gamer moment

[@Kageoth]

I need an animation of this: Kruber calls Saltzpyre a peasant, then saltz stops as though he was just slapped in the face. About 2 seconds go by and this line starts, but with each new voiceline that was strung together here, there is a different camera angle of Saltzpyre's indignation until the final line where he's pointing his finger into Kruber's face "DO NOT CALL ME PEASANT!" after which the camera turns, or even cuts to Kruber, who's hands are up defensively as though to say 'don't shoot' with Saltzpyre's finger in his face, and the video ends with him just saying the "Sore topic then?"

[@Janfon1]

With extremely exaggerated visual- and sound effects like in an indian drama? Count me in Working on two other projects, but I will keep this in mind

[@mayorgeneralramirez1997]

@@Janfon1 my hero

[@anonthe-third2367]

@@Janfon1 yessss

[@Momo_oo7]

​@@Janfon1guess this was dropped :(

[@SomeScruffian]

Kruber: "peasant" Saltz: "cold corpse"

[@jonathanwells223]

Kruber: “peasant” Saltzpyre: “bathwater drinker”

[@ЕгорЕгоров-м7х2ч]

Haha, understand this

[@Janfon1]

Found a bundle file with unused voice lines... Including this UPDATE: The audio file rip is ready! Look at my community posts!

[@Skystrid3r]

Saltz about to kick Markus in the codpiece

[@aaronieroarruruerie2039]

Right in the dongliz

[@BEARTASTROPHY]

I want salty man to yell me a bed time story

[@oniedahn]

xD

[@Acesahn]

It'd be a Germanic styled one, for sure... the tale of the unvirtuous wife and the roaming beastman.

[@anonthe-third2367]

TWAS THE AGE BEFORE SIGMAR-

[@Rohtix]

I like his fourth delivery, seething so much he's almost smiling

[@GrandmasterPantsSFM]

Wonder why they cut this? Would love to hear Salty constantly yelling at Kruber about the peasant thing. Guess they wanted to portray him more level-headed about it.

[@BearAttackMan]

"You should show some more respect to Saltzpyre, Azumgi. Doesn't do any good to belittle a former superior, especially considering what we've been through together." "He's playing on console, Bardin." "Oh."

[@gavinfairbanks]

🔥

[@teal_m_101]

'The Lady gave me a GTX 3090 with LED lights and a RAM drive bigger than a rat ogre!' 'Funny, mayfly. I heard the elven goddess Lileath was avid about PC gaming.'

[@galling2052]

Dark elfs are the worst slavers in the setting! Bretonia: - stop beating up their own populace for a sec to whistle and look away -

[@beastwarsFTW]

Chaos Dwarf: - burning slaves as fuel -

[@galling2052]

@@beastwarsFTW Bretona has managed sth even the chaos dwarfs have not: Slaves that enslave themselfs, who worship their slavers & do not belive nor comprehend that they are slaves.

[@Scatmanseth]

@@galling2052 okay peasant

[@marconarvaez9871]

@@galling2052 I don't really like that grimderp Bretonnia interpretation, even if it's canon.

[@galling2052]

@@marconarvaez9871 ...if you do not like grimdark* maybe you should look for a different IP. Grimdark has become warhammers defining thing for a long time now.

[@Eskinor]

Damn, wish this was in game instead of "You dare?!... Thank you Kruber..."

[@bigburd875]

Bold for someone within flintlock pistol range

[@JakeRoAndOthers]

“HOW DARE YOU SIR KRUBER I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!” “PEASANT?!”

[@centric3125]

*3 hours later* "PEEAASAAAANNNNNT?!"

[@ihaveaplan.ijustneedmoney.9777]

Saltzpyre Gamer Moment

[@OrionDawn15]

*Saltzpyre Gaming*

[@josephmoffatt4696]

This makes me think that Saltzpyre has a troubling backstory with being called peasant.

[@DoctorFail]

Hes a witch hunter, hes killed for less

[@friedpickle8332]

We know Saltzpyre was the son of a small village blacksmith. Maybe Saltz father gave him to church to get rid of him and they never let him forget it growing up. Now his own friend is calling him a peasant :(

[@tarvishwhite7502]

All I'm thinking is Brooklyn Nine-Nine's "Bone" scene. So fitting.

[@hullzor970]

YOU DARE- thank you, kruber...

[@DoctorFail]

Saltzpyre: _PEASANT?!?!_ Kruber: pissant*

[@TaRAAASHBAGS]

Witch Hunters are still hero-level characters while Grail Knights are just cavalry at the end of the day 😉

[@PesterJester3]

Imagine if Kruber dies first and Saltzpyre is sad and when Saltzy dies he goes to Sigmar to see him and then Sigmar goes "hello peasant" and he sees Kruber giggling behind Sigmar

[@Janfon1]

After a heated argument Saltzpyre gets sent to heathen hell where he murders heretics for an eternity

[@PesterJester3]

@@Janfon1 all the heretics call him peasant as he slays them

[@anonthe-third2367]

@@Janfon1 sounds right up his alley

[@khelgarironfist3301]

There should be more lines like this reacting to smug GK Kruber suddenly calling people peasant. Shame even the existing ones like this didn't make it in..

[@BlondieYouTube]

Sigfrid called a witch hunter a peasant in his face. Sigfrid also confessed the witch hunter about his heretic beliefs and got burned at the stake.

[@ShawndaPrawn]

Saltzpyre’s reaction to Kruber suggesting he gives console gaming a chance.

[@skullbulldozer9309]

Me: *Buying the Grail Knight DLC* Hehe Glowy sword goes Brrrrrr !

[@friedpickle8332]

Kruber: peasant Saltzpyre: blocked. Kruber: wait unblock me I need to tell you something Saltzpyre: unblocked. Kruber: peasant

[@helwrecht1637]

This reminds me of that moment in Brooklyn 99 where Captain Holt is yelling about being told he should “bone” his husband by a detective

[@be5ter]

@KRUBER AND SALTY BOTH DIE @SALTY TAKES DEATH BY HIS FRIEND'S HAND @WONDERING HE ENTERS SIGMARS HALL @FULL OF HOPE WEAVING LIGHT TOUCHES HIM @HE STANDS EYE-TO-EYE BEFORE HIS BLESSED SIGMAR @SIGMAR WINKS HIS EYE AND SAYS @HELLO PEASANT @LAST TO HEAR IS KRUBERS LAUGH @MORRSLIEB NOW HAS A CHOO-CHOO TRAIN

[@twilightofapprentice8280]

After drinking elf bathwater kruber acquired traits of elf and arrogance

[@danny_decheeto8300]

Show some damn respect Kruber

[@piratczvojtapopovics]

Grail Knight Kruber: Peasant. Victor: DON'T CALL ME A PEASANT OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES! Grail Knight Kruber: Like what? I am an anti-evil terminator demigod, I am basicly a more powerfull version of you. Peasant.

[@raoizawn]

Not really. mate no one can became a ''witch hunter captain'' easily. and im sure to saltz can kill kruber in 1v1

[@JackPhoenixCz]

@@raoizawn Witch hunters, regardless of rank, are still just normal humans. Grail knights are much more after they drink from the Grail, more comparable to superhumans like Chaos lords.

[@rara3538]

i have never heard these

[@radabit2417]

How about "commoner"?

[@Arystanbek98]

Commoner filth

[@pempotfoy6206]

A steamed one

[@maboilaurence8227]

I'm calling *C O R P O R A T E*

[@wom1320]

but salt... you ARE a peasant.

[@zoranaspen5416]

Love this! I think Kruber's change of personality upon becoming a GK is so weird.

[@JPG.01]

It's not much of a change, he now just outranks Saltz, that's all. He doesn't seem much different to me. Just accepted the perks of nobility and is actually trying to fit in with his new circle of peers, were he ever to meet them. He can't be rowdy mercenary drunk anymore. A little more reserved noble alcoholic is what he has to be now. It's not much of a personality change, it's a change in what is expected from him now.

[@Spiralpaladin]

@@JPG.01 Plus, he's at least more down to earth than most other high born Bretonnians. Which of course he always was as a mercenary.

[@wolfyeyepatch1971]

@@JPG.01 also, i think its just to fuck with saltz

[@antoinecyr2833]

Now that just asking for friendly fire Krubber

[@varcon9117]

When your Gaming bro calls you a Peasant:

[@KodySmithson]

"PISS ANT!?"

[@Tanzenergise]

and the funniest thing is, is saltspyre can't even do anything about it because kruber is above his station.

[@Gnomie445]

He lookes like a human version of thurston the cat

[@_ZimZam]

peasant

[@crispychips7161]

show some respect kruber

[@HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad]

Where are these played?

[@warden8005]

Salt’s about to kill kruber.

[@rosalindchapman9035]

How much land does ol slaty have? Kinda seems like the shoe fits.

[@inquisitorkrieger8171]

I feel like becoming a grail knight made kruber forget his roots and has made him unlikable for it. At least to me.

[@nbmoleminer5051]

😂

[@Acesahn]

They're just bullying him at this point lol. I don't know what happened between Vermintide 1 and 2 but they went from a seething band of intense men and women held together by hatred for a common foe... to Guardian's of the Galaxy style buddies, except they all hate Saltzpyre, even Bardin and Kruber who seemed fine with him before!

[@arseniysuslov9]

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