Sam and Max 202: Soft, Marketable Baby Sam and Max

[@ItsNotakin]

Sam: No kids allowed. Max: Fascist.

[@screamsinrussian5773]

knowing internet radicals, that seems about right

[@dweeeebreal]

Truly, a 1984 moment

[@yanderememe2580]

You a Skullgirls fan, too? Your pfp looks like Peacock ;)

[@sam4gaming135]

He also called them fascists when the ride said "you must be this tall to ride"

[@Ermwhothefart]

Kinnie moment

[@Fleetwayy]

*I heard them laughing as they started the car.*

[@breadgineer9166]

XD

[@corncrab]

When?

[@corncrab]

@potato Ah

[@UncleLabsTV]

**zrooooom**

[@girlhelp8364]

Am I the only one concerned by that?

[@violetnocte]

I love how they act like kids even though mentally they're both fully grown adults (mostly)

[@KirbyLinkACW]

They're like the exact opposite of Stewie Griffin.

[@swisystuff]

not max (boobies😨😨😨😰😱😰😱😨😱😨😱😰😱😰😱😨😱😨😱😰😱😨)

[@mr.x2567]

When in Rome! XD

[@gracekim1998]

Max: I miss being a child Sam: if it’s any consolation I still think of you as a child Max: if only the courts could do that too 😂 Something said in the actual game 🤣

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

I love how Sam and Max act exactly the same as they did when they were adults, except they say dirtier jokes

[@GoatedBoss]

Also some are dark like this one 3:25

[@alexbowlin7044]

@@GoatedBoss its an honest mistake

[@mahugunnyproductions6676]

"This is a set up, right?" "Pretty much everything we say generally is, yes." Perfect

[@monochaos9442]

Probably the best part of this is it is hard to figure out if Sam and Max acting childish is the youth water changing their minds or not.

[@abicat4229]

I'm gonna go with no.

[@themyofmy]

Mix of both id say

[@alexbowlin7044]

@@themyofmy max **did** remeber he was the president

[@goosegas2087]

It didn't change Amelia Earhart soo I'm gonna say no.

[@jlr1357]

I think it changed their way of thinking and tendencies, but kept their memories intact

[@reallyhardy]

love how baby sam keeps introducing max to the other characters as "my best friend max"

[@nobrainer1330]

Sam saying, "The island got wood" and Max giggling fucking kills me lmao

[@Professional_Dumbass]

Sam: * finds a very interesting discovery on an island * Max: *hehe island dick*

[@caustin850]

1:34 Sam (Sam & Max) (Young): Hey, Max. Max. Max. Max. Max. Max. Max.

[@RabXML]

Max (Young): What?

[@caustin850]

@@RabXML Sam (Sam & Max) (Young): Nothin'.

[@cheezthecheezy]

nnnothin' ^w^

[@crystalrose043]

I think that one is my favorite line

[@frannielmartinez]

@@RabXML Young Max: Sam, why you never told me i was edible in the first place? I really wanna know how i taste!

[@pigglesgoomshby7249]

1:20 A discussion worthy of study by the highest ranking philosophers

[@serpentgoat6875]

Nietzsche would've lost his shit

[@tf2redpie]

Sams little chuckle gets me every time

[@gacd2104]

Not even Descartes can explain this one

[@yourdeadwolf]

Sam wearing a Max shirt is the icing on the cake

[@CriticalTechReviews]

OMG AWWWWWW

[@deprepperonipizza4269]

Baby Max looks like a freakin' marshmellow

[@trulor]

but he IS a marshmallow

[@brissadlr9939]

Deprepperoni Pizza and he looks adorable!!!!!!!

[@violetnocte]

All I can think of is that line in Hit the Road where Sam calls Max a marshmallow

[@mareeeedensos6348]

Baby Max Plushies?

[@Cure_Hana]

Look at his tiny ears! LOOK AT THEM! 😆

[@jeebles561]

bang! you’re dead! no take backs!

[@gojirafan0577]

Nuh-uh do over

[@michaelgraham9774]

Ptew ptew

[@wisccheese9257]

Don’t take snacks

[@lightyearpig12]

Nothin’ doin’!

[@EndySketchek]

Not a big surprise

[@theace8502]

My best friend max has something very important to say to you.

[@tigerlily8164]

Boobies

[@theace8502]

@@tigerlily8164 haha

[@lightyearpig12]

@@theace8502 Ugh! Whatever!

[@TVINC.]

b ø œ b ī ə ß

[@A_penguin_from_matmart4928]

1:20

[@Aflay1]

“Can I just give you some money or something to make you go away” Nothing has described child care better.

[@chippy2023]

Me if I was there: *How much money?*

[@gamerboysp2559]

I like how forward stinky is with them as kids instead of adults when they order. Instead of saying gibberish to sal

[@anonymoususer208]

Puppy Sam “Sybil and Lincoln sitting on the sand!” Baby max “sucking face cause he an’t Got hands”

[@marchrabbit85]

Awww, how cute. Max were long time an insane sociopath

[@typ0id]

0:37 - "So Abe, what do you say we never have children?" "Couldn't agree more." And then they did.

[@legustalokinkynasty659]

Baby Max looks so freaking adorable

[@Transformers-recapathon]

He is a cinnamon roll in frosting cover

[@doraeguyakaneddie6586]

@@Transformers-recapathon Hes a cyanide cinnamon roll

[@sleepingmrbunny6570]

marketable plushie

[@Savajj_nahold]

And also so F R E A K I N' funny

[@caroleh8494]

@@Savajj_nahold heh boobies

[@dakedres]

I like how Max's voice is somehow even higher

[@pudgywudge2000]

1:23 Max said a funny

[@caroleh8494]

B o o b i e s

[@screamsinrussian5773]

@@caroleh8494 hahahahaha

[@douphbizer1766]

​@@screamsinrussian5773Ugh. Whatever.

[@Ra_2050]

2:27 MAX:drop the attitude lady I'm the presi SAM:max MAX:Presidents adorable nephew here for a visit

[@lifeblood2646]

This is terrible because stinky says she knows the president personally which is not a lie this time

[@SupergamerX]

Sybil: Abe, what do you say we never have children? Lincoln: Couldn't agree more. Come the end of season three, Lincoln gets Sybil pregnant... somehow.

[@CodesTheOtaku]

Zerukin Oh, that’s easy. He- *(TV color bars show up)* *(BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)*

[@brissadlr9939]

Zerukin Peter Griffin: How does a giant monument statue like Abe have sex with a woman like Sybil?

[@smashblaster1-up190]

Maybe from his new body he got from the honeymoon money? Idk

[@shinkenger2011]

And see, kids, this is an example of a brick joke, as we call it in the biz.

[@mr.anaconda3325]

Sybil and it in season 3 when you ask Sybil I I just waiting for Sam and Max to 2021

[@Ghiaman1334]

They play the part of children so well because they're not entirely grown up in the head themselves - still adorable

[@glitchmaster2672]

TELLTALE DON’T TURN US INTO MARKETABLE PLUSHIES NN O O O O O O OO O OO

[@DylTheRetroDemon]

Max's little ears are adorable.

[@permianpractical]

"...And when I told him to shut up he pulled out a gun and shot at me." My sides, bro.

[@brissadlr9939]

Sam and Max are so adorable when they’re kids😍

[@calcultorium6811]

That's how they get you with the marketable looks

[@darkroseguild4685]

I just wanna pick up little sam and hold and cuddle him! He's so cute when he's little!

[@redacted_problems7089]

bOøbi€z

[@dandygun7786]

3:43 “I gotta make doody real bad!”

[@GoatedBoss]

*B E O U R P A R E N T S*

[@mikemaximum9953]

3:49 "Can we live with you now?"

[@EdibleWallpaper]

sometimes i forget max is literally the president

[@kinashy8863]

Same

[@kawruva]

My best friend max has some VERY IMPORTANT to say b o o b i e s Ha ha ha

[@anthonyriego659]

Young Sam & Max: **Exists** Telltale: Marketable plush time

[@jackhazardous4008]

"I'd like a double martini" "this is a setup, right?" "Generally everything we say is a setup, yes"

[@jameswagstaff984]

Sam: Hay Max Max Max Max Max Max Max. Max: What? Sam: Nothing.

[@IvanLerma759]

Sybil: So, Abe, What Do You Say We Never, Ever Have Children? Abe: Couldn't Agree More. *Season 3 Happens She is seen Pregnant in the last Episode*

[@cheezthecheezy]

and her water then breaks, and PENNIES apparently fall to the ground xDD

[@IvanLerma759]

@@cheezthecheezy Norrington: Pennies!?

[@joshuaslough26]

Pennies?! Pennies? Scheisse. Nothing makes sense with Sam & Max does it?

[@Ed_man_talking9]

life is full of unexpected tribulations, yes?

[@7swordquanta459]

Correct me if I'm wrong. Abe's a head but his GF gets pregnant. Me: How?!?

[@SleepyBrady]

I like how they act like kids even though they know they're adults. So cute!!!

[@drakemendez174]

"Go run and play in traffic" excuse me *what*

[@RoboSpongie]

Sooner or later in Season 3 Abe & Sybil had a kid... *True Story*

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

Robo Spongie We don't know what it looks like, though.

[@TrashMammal2002]

@@lydiajulianprower8356 and we don't want to know how that happened

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

@@TrashMammal2002 Some things are better left a secret.

[@TrashMammal2002]

@@lydiajulianprower8356 Hear Hear

[@Flour-4]

Hah, I just realized that the recoil on sam's gun would launch him into orbit if he actually shoots it.

[@kinashy8863]

Imagine if his gun didn't shrunk after drinking youth water. It would be bigger than him

[@meligarcia]

Sybil: So Abe, what do you say we never ever have children? *Cue The Devil's Playhouse episode 5*

[@kuraraShotai9]

I just realized the max world song is playing on the juke box lmao

[@logannottheonefrommarvel9917]

"Can I just give you money or something to make you go away?" I thought she said she wasn't good with kids...

[@megamindsgothplatformboots]

I love how max spontaneously runs around

[@DVDRAR]

so i guess making characters babies and marketable has always been a thing

[@twistedmyth5860]

Did you not know about the 1984-1991 Muppet Babies? Because the answer is yes.

[@jroberts8434]

"I wonder max, if we're younger does that mean we have to take biology again" "This just keeps getting better!" Hmmmm...did they look at the fabled human biology section...

[@bluegum6438]

They're referring to dissecting rats

[@alexanderhussussian5653]

Me: so max do you feel any different? Max: I wanna run around, play and break stuff Me: so no then

[@cevtrix]

1:24 My friend in our discord server

[@marchrabbit85]

3:00 My favorite, when i had six years old!

[@bluesolace9052]

The dialogue is so good

[@moonrisehowler1842]

it makes me regret not buying the games before

[@Cosmocarreon3045]

I love how Sam is wearing a shirt of Max’s skull 💀

[@AmberTheFangirl]

Sybil and Lincoln sitting on the sand Sucking face cause he ain’t got hands😂

[@Yamikisa]

2:58 So I guess it’s not a kids game

[@Vyse220]

stinky's closed kids, now go and play in traffic

[@eridanampora3024]

Such a trust worthy adult

[@kirbdakirby8820]

1:00 wait what.

[@mrwhatchacallit4185]

1:22 my favorite part

[@trewashington787]

Boobies

[@chaliceohearts4658]

The only thing that changed was their grammar.

[@QueenMonique265]

I’m going through cuteness overload just looking at baby max. HE IS SO ADORABLE!!! 😍😍😍

[@Newgirl999]

"Max said the volcanos were cool, and you were stupid for wanting to stop it. and when i told him to shut up he shot at me" "NU UH HE STARTED IT."

[@fulcrum7493]

baby sam is SO CUTE

[@imacg5658]

I want the algae bits because they make the milk turn green.

[@sir.crayons]

tiny sam flinging max into the air is the cherry on the cake for me

[@abigailfarmer2339]

" and served on a stack of porno magazines! " only 4 letters to say to the scene. w h a t.

[@Sonicsgirl13]

I cannot wait to see this in Season 2 remaster. Ahhh! 😍❤❤❤❤

[@brightsky9749]

Me too!

[@mikemaximum9953]

3:48 😂 I could imagine a random kid ask that to a random adult. Also Max is cute when he's young.

[@phoebehernandez9005]

No one: Not even a living soul: Harold after seeing heather shirtless and how he acted through out the episode after that: 1:24

[@90sanime52]

My friend Max has something very important to say to you

[@shrekdvds]

1:20 "My best friend Max has something very important to say to you" *"boobies"*

[@aeternalslime9670]

everybody else maintains their adult faculties so i am forced to conclude they are choosing to act this way

[@kamchaotic6225]

0:40 So uhhh... This agreement didn't stick around for long.

[@GaryCandyPrince]

*didn't know babies could talk*

[@rpghorrorfan879]

Go run and play in traffic Savage

[@foltenrush9357]

1:21 lmao

[@bernebelmont1857]

He pulled out a gun and shot at me

[@rosefansml99]

imagine a Sam & Max plush, ill buy that the second it comes out.

[@cjfranco564]

Is nobody going to mention what happened to sam & max parents did they just abandoned them and then bring them into a adoption senter

[@Sonicsgirl13]

Lol that was mainly played for laughs. Sam and Max do that a lot.

[@Marta_OuO]

Maybe they just droped them at sam's grandma's house

[@kinashy8863]

They were just trying to scare Stinky

[@Dangeresque300]

PSA: The meme you're looking for is at 1:20

[@irlastolfogranatum]

little Sam owns my heart

[@Coastal_Cruzer]

"This meme is from the future, you won't get it yet"

[@impulseclown]

:,) baby max ears..

[@awesomeness3145]

1:20 the part you're looking for

[@Lucky-kt1ix]

Max is actually more marketable old.

[@jackhazardous4008]

Max looks exactly the same

[@honeybee1256]

They’re so cute!

[@Sonicsgirl13]

Ikr? They're so precious! 😍💕💕💕

[@Transformers-recapathon]

I wanna keep them

[@telosladd7706]

1:20 me and my friend going up to their parents like:

[@chrysanthemum6627]

God I remember playing these, such nostalgia.

[@scorchfire4816]

Sybil: So Abe, what do you day we never , ever have children? Abe: Couldn't agree more. Devil's playhouse: Sybil is pregnant?! 0_0

[@shernreviews1882]

This is 10 years old

[@DrCaseus]

Man, Sam & Max cashing in on the baby fad before Baby Yoda

[@sneezer3008]

0:39 that didn’t age well

[@1tzm3hh]

I haven't played this game, I just saw a meme audio on TikTok about boobies and it took me here. Well low and behold I act exactly like these two

[@noods1406]

“Boobies” -Max, 2006-ish

[@RustyPete12]

Indeed. But there's one thing I don't get- how on Earth did a statue impregnate a human being? Huh?!

[@spencercollins1427]

RustyPete12 He "rocked" her world

[@Clemerlen]

Especially since, at the time, he was still just a head.

[@Kingjustin1019]

“Life finds a way.”

[@CodesTheOtaku]

RustyPete12 Oh, that’s easy. He- *(TV color bars show up)* *(BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)*

[@Idothinkysaurus]

I think we're better off not asking if TV can't even show it.

[@drewmartinez6628]

“Max pulled out a gun and shot at me “ “Nuh uh Sam started it”

[@Cornhollo26]

Look, I’m not good with kids. Can I just give you money or something to make you go away.

[@kirbycallingdapolice4677]

1:21 I just cant even

[@handsoap3346]

I love how Sam's voice is exactly the same

[@herbroastedchicken305]

The Metal Gear Solid 3 nature sounds in the background

[@boingo696]

Marketable Plushies

[@eteru2669]

0:32 yoooooo me and my friends used to do that to EVERYONE 2:42 World of Max in the background

[@squeaktheswan2007]

Am I the only one that finds it weird that Sam is always fully clothed but Max doesn't wear anything?

[@kinashy8863]

He don't need clothes. And probably don't like wearing anything

[@squeaktheswan2007]

@@kinashy8863 Well, that's true, plus wherever he keeps pulling his tools from would be harder to access.