Sam Hyde - Relaxing Massage (Codeword: guess_what) [𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐞-𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭]

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Crush500, now Happy World Daddy (HWD_e02 - happy5000)
Episode 2
( Intro Clip: HydeWars_041 - NicksEpsteinPinkSlip)
With
Sam Hyde
[ Feat. Nick Rochefort ]
Full Episode (20+ Min. ) and more:
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Episode Cut/Re-edit
by
small fecalpost (me)
Socials:
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[@1schwererziehbar1]

When I read that anti-Asian hate crime had increased by 120% in 2020, I immediately knew who was responsible. And my heart sank.

[@spags8223]

He can’t keep getting away with this

[@pilowmonster]

An academic scientist also said that

[@ACH1EVE_CH1M]

Sounds like psyops

[@artifact1711]

lets get it to 150%

[@catiex8826]

statistically, black people & chinese are the most racist groups in america

[@smoothrivers5553]

Sammy is banned from all local businesses in his area

[@juri8723]

he is a menace

[@LeonSKennedy7777]

The way people treat Veterans nowadays... despicable

[@darkwires]

I don't know how he keeps getting away with it

[@bruh-mv3dd]

Frank is a catagory 1+, authorities are called immediately & he is to be removed from the premises according to the Kroger database.

[@ARCTERYXSWEATSHOP]

because his parkland high shooting spree

[@JustTheTip556]

"Asian Hate Crimes On The Rise, The Documentary, Netflix Original"

[@tomasschuman6576]

Yea asians hate blacks. This video proves it

[@olifromsolly6007]

This comnent broke my ribs.

[@GuiltyNoticer]

Fuck both of those groups.

[@dieselguitar1440]

Sam is like a video game protagonist who just walks into everyone's places and does whatever he wants without anything really happening.

[@ricknochefort4941]

GTA 6 will be focused on sam hydes narrative

[@romad1272]

my favorite part was when he did a spin attack and broke all those pots

[@imarriedcrazy]

pure gold. We need more of Sam innocently walking into local business and being refused service

[@sonofsanto]

Not always gonna end well

[@blartsampsin8633]

These are all massage parlors that are linked in someway to prostitution, couple of them have already been busted that’s why they’re avoiding the camera and shit

[@OQIF87NREU]

@@blartsampsin8633 Did you already know that somehow or did you look it up after watching this?

[@elijahgavin6706]

@@OQIF87NREU it’s been a thing for sure

[@iliekpie8321]

@@OQIF87NREU you know the whole happy endings thing? yeah

[@eternaldepression5659]

Imagine how much fear sam and nick instill into their community as two of the biggest most malevolent beings there

[@danielfenton1686]

Big Sam and Manlet Nick

[@theyeking7023]

At the house at R'lehy Sam hyde waits dreaming

[@davidcummins5302]

or imagine how much amazement they could instill being the most benevolent (which is what they truly are)

[@thenumbah1birdman]

@@theyeking7023 * rhode i'ley

[@introvertedplatypus2174]

my thoughts exactly

[@boxchat9220]

Sam's "gentle" voice chills me to my bones

[@thatguyonline5083]

It’s like a wendigo/skinwalker faking a human voice to lure prey

[@NinjaOutfitInTheWash]

it turns me on lol

[@3vil_Deeds]

Tbf, she knew she would fall in love with Sam the instant that she put her hands on him. Can't blame her for avoiding that kind of heartache, imo. Sam's a heartbreaker.

[@Lil.Grandpa]

A literal heartbreaker too.

[@zacharyharris438]

Lol

[@zechlape5826]

They are just pure chaos energy. No malice or good or intent of any kind. Just chaos

[@businessbusiness9407]

Especially chaos. But ESPECIALLY malice.

[@noahninetyone]

🐸

[@LowMedow]

Hahahahahaha

[@goole7445]

They're the embodiment of Zamorak

[@tylerchambers6246]

@Shlomo Shekelstein The purpose of Law is not to curb evil, but to give it an excuse for being, and to better organize it. It is, in other words, meant to curb- not evil, but chaos.

[@cornpop8586]

It's anti-Semitic to refuse to massage Sam.

[@TomRogersOnline]

Even the Justice Department has issued a circular to this effect. They don't want more mass shootings.

[@beefy922]

SaM Is jUlsh?

[@cornpop8586]

@@beefy922 Yes.

[@storminmormon8195]

@@VincentVanGirth 50%

[@glipk]

I am informing the ADL

[@florisdekkers1552]

Imagine how terrified those masseuses were, when the two ADONIS figures stride through the doorway and hammer that doorbell

[@Mankindatwar]

A D O N I S

[@epicfeminist]

Not to forget the chadlike vape

[@jiggajigjones8210]

@@epicfeminist lmao

[@gickygackers]

You really be thinkin like that about dudes, my nigga?

[@ryanice92]

I almost called the fucking cops

[@NexusCapital]

This is the most uncomfortable video on the internet.

[@thebigenchilada678]

Why? Because of the concern on the human traffi_ massager’s faces, or because of sam’s intense masculine energy?

[@danielfenton1686]

Lol.. did you not see the sketch of Charl's and that random female actress they hired? The one where she steps on his crotch and then starts making out with him on the car? All whilst Sam (or Nick is chuckling in the background) That was uncomfortable

[@steven1671]

On the entire internet? You must've just started using the internet yesterday or something.

[@MrJustinUSCM]

@@thebigenchilada678 The First spa has gotten busted for prostitution a few times according to a few local Providence news articles.

[@cosmicgoatslap]

@@danielfenton1686 please link

[@elitezararus286]

Lmfao, i was kinda hoping he would have just busted in that room and said " GUESS WHAT"

[@NexusCapital]

Haha

[@LeonSKennedy7777]

Nobody can come that fast! Unless you time it beforehand.

[@sammydiamond7819]

Sam Hyde walking into a massage parlor? This can only end one way.

[@raccoononymous]

Happily?

[@owejay7981]

Guess what?

[@Aaron19987]

Utter devastation

[@plaguepartyy]

Probably a self defense situation if he doesn't get his moneys worth.

[@christinewestonchandler1]

@Mialisus 😊😊😊

[@zacharyharris438]

Sam doing a real high pitched, non-threatening voice: "can I get a massages...???" Lmfao.

[@microwavetrash2501]

plot twist he's already been banned from every massage service in his town

[@jackvernian7779]

Due to incessant requests for "rimming" and "ass to mouth" as well as threatening to kill himself

[@BraxtonSwine]

they're not letting him in... not after last time

[@Dan-gs3kg]

So many accidental pregnancies

[@No1TypeC]

a friendship like Sam and Nick's is what every man needs to stay in control

[@AsAugustSleeps]

You could take over the world with a friendship like that

[@GuiltyNoticer]

you can find that kinda friendship all over the 3rd world sht hole but not in the advanced West, why

[@plaguepartyy]

@Jew Hitler Figures.... I mean, it also rhymes with figgures.

[@paulgreengod]

Who is Nick? Because that's not Rocheforts voice right?

[@THESLlCK]

@@GuiltyNoticer because we losers don't value integrity and loyalty

[@larzmarz]

Sam is way too powerful. How is he able to terrorize random people with only his presence

[@considerthewallowing]

Pure Chad energy. Sam crushes up and snorts his red pills.

[@paulgreengod]

@@considerthewallowing pure rabbi

[@clearcontentment3695]

I could definitely use a “message” too lol

[@EasierHistory]

Dude has the “terrifying presence” perk from fallout new Vegas

[@HoodrichShinobi]

honestly he's holding that gopro pretty menacingly at 2:57. My brain immediately calculated it as a possible weapon.

[@uberneanderthal]

it's amazing how many masseuses korea produces. just an entire country of relaxation enthusiasts.

[@whyisblue923taken]

But seeing Vietnam produce at least twice as many makes me feel like everyone in Vietnam should be relaxed. It makes me question if there ever was a war there.

[@ToyotaTechnical]

@@whyisblue923taken Apparently Vietnamese people are extremely clean, showering multiple times a day

[@HunterVex.]

ahh jeeze dood $5 for a old fashioned I can't afford it

[@trashs2k]

will you settle for half?

[@theflanman1986]

I’m on these pills bro

[@catsforhire9116]

Gee idk 3 dollars!

[@cheezoncrack1]

Thank you rabbi 🙏

[@coolbepis9301]

The weirdly barren interiors of these places are so unnerving

[@ricknochefort4941]

It's the red light district of the backrooms

[@sonofsanto]

@@ricknochefort4941 yellow district*

[@SyThiCProductions]

I get the feeling all the parlors were scared of the cameras due to them being places to get happy endings

[@whitephillip6997]

Supposedly that was the case for the first place haha

[@cooperjones7206]

@@whitephillip6997 bruh all those places are for happy endings.

[@STOPSYPHER]

They probably just went on rubmaps for the RA area and went to the most popular “businesses” 😂

[@MrJustinUSCM]

Fun fact: Smilers Day Spa was busted for prostitution between the og upload of this and this new reedit. When I watched this for the first time I had a feeling it was exactly that just by the fact they all hid.

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

No kidding? That's hilarious

[@Sprite_525]

Yeah I imagine the second they saw camera unannounced they were like PEACEEEE

[@fashfront]

After 5 years of watching sams work, this is the only one that felt mean. He knew what he was going to get.

[@fvckcen5ortube147]

Sam was actually going to guess what

[@krspykreame1]

They all are lol

[@nevahenuf]

I see their racket. The free candy toxifies your body so you need more treatments. I'm calling my senator.

[@epicwin2513]

What are they even supposed to do when they see a 6’4 260 lb Gigachad coming their way? They’re at a loss of words.

[@Lil.Grandpa]

The asian sape fears the 100% neanderthal alpha male silverback.

[@jiggajigjones8210]

@@Lil.Grandpa lmao

[@plaguepartyy]

Oh no, big American penis!!! I mean, GODZIRRAAAAA!!!

[@AlexLasson27]

Looks like Sam got himself into another self defense situation

[@BORNFROMFIRE1]

Blurring her face only in some scenes.

[@gickygackers]

yes yes yes

[@ItchiusScrotus]

This old stuff is just gold. Him and Nick shitposting at each other is just so good

[@4ta2r]

No idea why Nick couldn't drop by and do a podcast episode once a month, even 2-3 months. No one's that busy.

[@ciarancallaghan8166]

@@4ta2r welllllll that changed

[@wikipediaintellectual7088]

HWD is old? Are you 14 or 15?

[@poopnach]

CANDY ACQUIRED. That's a win, boys. Pack it up!

[@W-SS]

"What's this troubled young man doing in my office? What, do you want a hot meal and a shave too?"

[@ShawnRyan916]

He said, want a hot towel? Here.. touch your face with it" 😄😄😄

[@rockmanraiden6627]

Troubled??

[@kingofthefountain3091]

@@rockmanraiden6627 “take troubles and go!”

[@cole8834]

"give him a fade"

[@JamilThePimpLol]

The editing is fucking genius.... the segment around 6:00 begins to play the music from ghosts and goblins and the clip of her saying "no, no, no" sounds like one of the creatures from the game.... insane.

[@cbaylor0369]

Ik man, this shit has layers

[@NavyNukerz1337]

No no no

[@noahninetyone]

God I miss Nick. His bit about yelling every time he passes a battered woman shelter was 🤣👌

[@lindboknifeandtool]

That’s too much😂🤠

[@davidmcabee5971]

Where can one find this bit?

[@epicwin2513]

what a young, nice, and polite man. Surely he’ll leave when these massage owners tell him to

[@buckoboii]

Dank profile pic dawg

[@MillywiggZ]

An honest man looking for an honest massage. All he found is money laundering and “adult services”. What’s happened to America?

[@ShawnRyan916]

That's quite the undercover expose about traffic jams 🤝

[@wyrdflex5863]

Boy these places sure got nervy around a camera.

[@davidgrimminck2040]

almost like maybe they've got illegally trafficked sex workers in there.

[@benisbepis2560]

@@davidgrimminck2040 is that what's happening?

[@fajile5109]

@@benisbepis2560 yes dude what the fuck? Its the same as with the southern border except with asian women instead. They promise them a job in america then they get graped. Its really a dark world.

[@davidgrimminck2040]

@@benisbepis2560 We've got a huge human trafficking problem in America. Where do you think humans would get trafficked?

[@benisbepis2560]

@@davidgrimminck2040 good point

[@RyanSalek]

I don't know why Sam was expecting a warm welcome after what he did to those massage parlors in Georgia

[@Dan-gs3kg]

Uh???

[@IAmTheBigBoy]

Completely forgot that happened.

[@poopchute92]

There’s something unsettling but at the same time relaxing about the way Sam asks for a m a s s a g e

[@NexusCapital]

Folks, he can keep getting away with it.

[@RandyRandersonthefamous]

These re-edits are really great. The long form content is good too, it's just a lot harder to consume

[@CULTmk]

cuz i'm, a consooomer.. Wait, watch out, I'm GONNA CONSOOOOM

[@sambeck2510]

@@CULTmk right before I consoom I say "GUESS WHAT"

[@lolechi]

Illegal Taiwanese immigrants can smell Sam's bloodlust as he enters. They know if they say "yes" to a massage it won't be a happy ending for them.

[@Themistertaco]

The guilty scurry and sweat. How much fear they have of being caught

[@kingofthefountain3091]

There was probably a guy on a 3 day drunk/bender wigging out in there saying,”if that doorbell rings one more time I’m gonna kill everyone in this place.” Then you hear little Asian voice...”no massage, please go”.

[@gunowner9668]

A 50 year old man with hypertension is going to get covid from that hot towel and die

[@Seeks__]

Were it so easy

[@jojipoji2322]

He has balls to do that, I dont know if there are any serious gangsters in Rhode Island, but they definitely wouldnt like that.

[@tuanjim799]

Providence definitely has a history of organized crime.

[@Safe-and-effective]

Their crime is a bit disorganize on this one.

[@kouuraki494]

i still laugh out loud when i remember GUESS WHAT, nick is the best

[@heyguys7805]

“Guess what” is the all-time funniest Nick bit, and one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard in my life. Laughed for weeks after this. Goddamn, I love Nick.

[@noway5266]

Half of those happy enders were illegal. That's why they didn't want you in there with a camera lol

[@MemoryDealer]

I've never gone trick-or-treating like this

[@Get_Splooshed]

I like how everyone just disappears and let’s Sam free roam their entire building lmao

[@freecleets]

That place was 1000% rub and tug

[@freecleets]

They have triad on standby. If they weren't just being stupid and tried to harm the ladies, they would end up being General Tso's for next week's takeout menu special.

[@ricknochefort4941]

He'd throw every single triad that came at him on a motorcycle with an uzi right through the fucking wall.

[@Poppasgottabrandnewbagofcrack]

its like the abandoned hospital exploring videos except its massage parlors

[@mfchimichanga]

That oriental massage artist bottled up sam's seed and used it for her poppy fields.

[@matthewg4556]

Sam's Sneed feeds the poppy.

[@Aaron19987]

I can’t explain why but a gopro on the end of a stick being shoved so unwelcomingly around breaching all social etiquette and acting innocent and normal is so funny it killed me

[@MetroidMan90]

I love Sam's soft and soothing timbre like he's trying to approach a deer without it bolting on him.

[@Schtoinkus]

7:15 top 10 best face blur of all time

[@hahahahhahahhaha786]

I wish they had put the oblivion music over this lol

[@brennus5817]

Agreed the CSGO and COD zombie sounds/music worked perfectly.

[@krspykreame1]

I like how they blurred her face out and then didn't lmao

[@pog428]

G U E S S W H A T

[@RobinLundqvist]

what?

[@terryadavis9133]

This is the best video you've posted in months

[@chwayde2295]

Out of context, audio only, this could just be a man walking into random Asian peoples homes asking for a massage. & I prefer that alternate reality.

[@Survival1]

Touching the hot towel and putting it back made me laugh.

[@Safe-and-effective]

That\s called trusting the science.

[@multifister47]

That ominous soundscape gives it a rather nefarious overtone

[@RelentlessEnigma]

If he just started to "massage" himself that would be epic!!

[@APOC_USMC]

That’s a sex crime

[@schaizza6452]

@@APOC_USMC Way to ruin the mood 😥

[@brennus1387]

@@schaizza6452 right? Whatta lil tease

[@ModMax69]

You can always tell which one offers happy ending. They always have that generic massage poster in the window of a person laying down. Something about the color scheme.

[@graham9045]

Cant wait till Sam goes Byzantine Legionary mode and just buzz his head and keep the beard

[@alexj.denton7453]

I didn't know it was that easy to get candy

[@nillynush4899]

The Nissan car dealership bit after that beginning clip was one of the funniest things I've seen in EOC. "Nah nah naaah you didn't even think about TAXES bro!!"

[@DopeFiend]

Hood classics.

[@leroyrockwell4837]

When he shows up, he gets the "Hyde" discount

[@Whaccd]

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[@betelgeusex3865]

I can't believe what Sam Hyde did to those massage parlours after the cameras were turned off. HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

[@heroofhyrule9778]

the vaping and the doorbell had me fucking DEAD

[@grexez2336]

"usually the service is better, probably an off day, probably pms"

[@mycoolhandgiveit]

Codeword: guess_what This is someones Manchurian candidate activation phrase

[@ricknochefort4941]

Dude I just woke up around a bunch of dead bodies

[@MorarLa]

they're a very shy people

[@Michaelcmorris1988]

"got permission! Heheheh..." Sometimes it's the little victories

[@nopolistocanti7498]

That "dai makaimura" background song, nice

[@steveoranges1960]

You forgot to tour the facility's organ extraction room

[@joerogansdmtelf]

the edited fuck at the end of the beginning intro gets me

[@JohnSmith-gp2xq]

they are so scared

[@James-vj5hz]

It's arousing

[@Safe-and-effective]

@@James-vj5hz down there

[@Patrick.Weightman]

"We can't get a massage? How come??" **taps gopro to the glass**

[@thevideosinc]

GUESS WHAT

[@jayquick6520]

This is some Eric Andre shit except better

[@xXkatchillaXx]

I don't watch French documentaries.

[@ja.8077]

Everyone of them thought they were getting raided 😂😂

[@KnightFox4]

He can’t keep getting away.

[@relikvija]

The mix of the door bell, knock and inhale, triangle of death for every massage parlor.

[@fajile5109]

Feels like a ps2 game with this music love it.

[@JampsD3]

The disrespect from these handy J places now days, can't they see the greatness blessing them with his throbber and the free advertising?

[@billyboy8534]

I love the thrift store Shakespeare look Sam is going for.

[@eternalux6343]

Thank you Sam

[@Avengerie]

Providence Journal, Apr 5, 2019 - 2 arrested in prostitution sting at Providence massage parlor Providence Journal, Jan 24, 2017 - Smilers Day Spa target of Providence police raid; 1 arrested

[@SniperDizzyJohny]

No no no... No no no... No no no...

[@goblinzaku6211]

Sam hyde exposes Rhode island's human trafficking day spa industry

[@justinw867]

Damn I didn't know Sam hung out with Ray Winstone... Big ups homies!

[@Grayfox988]

I'm surprised none of the places said something along the likes of "Ling Ling not in today, go home Sam, get tug-tug tomorrow". Sam must have went to the far end of town.