Sam Jay Wants the Best Baby Money Can Buy

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@moneyforshort
@moneyforshort 6 жыл бұрын
You know a set is good when you look them up after for more.
@wryanshope
@wryanshope 4 жыл бұрын
Facts
@IamRocque
@IamRocque 4 жыл бұрын
I seen a short reel on insta and was hooked
@justsaying8358
@justsaying8358 4 жыл бұрын
@@IamRocque same
@cherylparks9449
@cherylparks9449 3 жыл бұрын
😻
@cwalker6911
@cwalker6911 3 жыл бұрын
Facts I’m 3 clips in and she’s hilarious
@kregmaffews
@kregmaffews 6 жыл бұрын
"You dont know my childhood!" Im gonna start using that one lol
@dananabread6632
@dananabread6632 3 жыл бұрын
WAHAHAHAAH
@SirWiseKnight
@SirWiseKnight 6 жыл бұрын
She said “maybe this is against god” and I died laughing 😂
@1536fm
@1536fm 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MrMcCoy987
@MrMcCoy987 5 жыл бұрын
Same. It caught me so off guard. I'm really late to this party, she was great.
@jahbless4541
@jahbless4541 4 жыл бұрын
Totally got me hitting my bowl. Spit and smoke. Lmao
@Keziah2447178
@Keziah2447178 4 жыл бұрын
I literally have had the exact same thought. Bitches be crazylol
@thomasyoung5013
@thomasyoung5013 4 жыл бұрын
If you died laughing how did you write this comment 🤔
@CostlyChris
@CostlyChris 5 жыл бұрын
I now have a favorite lesbian comic. I wasn’t looking for one but the universe is doesn’t give you what you ask for it gives you want you need 🤣😂🤣
@ladym2398
@ladym2398 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed 👍
@neghiethervil5606
@neghiethervil5606 5 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@MyopicBiopic
@MyopicBiopic 4 жыл бұрын
what
@gcinamabaso5698
@gcinamabaso5698 4 жыл бұрын
Same here bro
@Loth-n1v
@Loth-n1v 4 жыл бұрын
Haha yeah she's dope 🤣
@zakari7-one-1
@zakari7-one-1 5 жыл бұрын
"i came here with my wife" waits for applause "yeah its whatever"
@anitashortz2554
@anitashortz2554 4 жыл бұрын
Lol right
@xestea
@xestea 3 жыл бұрын
Yea bc of that weak ass clap
@QuestionYourWorld
@QuestionYourWorld 5 жыл бұрын
I feel her. She's just up there being herself. Had me dying.
@jakabok4965
@jakabok4965 6 жыл бұрын
"While you're at it open up some jars." Hahahaha!
@shaniquaharris2034
@shaniquaharris2034 6 жыл бұрын
My favorite part lol.
@shelsparkle2691
@shelsparkle2691 5 жыл бұрын
I didn’t get that part 😭
@shamarab4632
@shamarab4632 4 жыл бұрын
@@shelsparkle2691 me either
@rofrankie947
@rofrankie947 4 жыл бұрын
Man hands lol
@baayzil97
@baayzil97 3 жыл бұрын
@@shelsparkle2691 a woman usually asks a man to open up jars and lift things she can't... You know, cause we're stronger.
@MirageAtPlay
@MirageAtPlay 6 жыл бұрын
Omg. I died. We got 35 years of baggage. This is why they used to marry of girls when they were 16 and dumb
@rico8673
@rico8673 6 жыл бұрын
she has real point of view... refreshing
@MAandS
@MAandS 5 жыл бұрын
"Maybe this is against god" slaughtered me hahahaaha. Excellent set.
@gardenofart62
@gardenofart62 5 жыл бұрын
"Like mercury, you can't catch it"
@blu3roseflower
@blu3roseflower 5 жыл бұрын
"it doesnt wipe off it just moves around" I cant see im laughing so hard!!
@mystyyyyy
@mystyyyyy 6 жыл бұрын
'Ahhh! How did I end up here' is accurate😂
@StefanTheCannon
@StefanTheCannon 6 жыл бұрын
Black baby is Awesome!
@calk.4361
@calk.4361 4 жыл бұрын
"you can't catch it, it's like mercury" 😂😂
@williejones6446
@williejones6446 6 жыл бұрын
Anybody saying they didnt think this wass funny is the kinda dude to get mad when he see a lesbian with a bad one.
@drdread9896
@drdread9896 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kellawiki
@kellawiki 6 жыл бұрын
A bad one what???
@anthonynorman7545
@anthonynorman7545 5 жыл бұрын
@@kellawiki an attractive woman partner
@itwasntalex637
@itwasntalex637 4 жыл бұрын
I always said a nigga that's pressed about someone's sexuality is actually hiding sum bout his 🤣🤣 she funny af niggaz is jus weirdos 😂
@curtycurt1027
@curtycurt1027 Жыл бұрын
I didn't think it was funny because listening to her blame white people for every problem she's ever had in her life is only funny to perpetually offended victims. I could care less about her sexuality
@isaiahboothe4299
@isaiahboothe4299 4 жыл бұрын
She said "Your skins getting taunt" 😂😂
@fmlAllthetime
@fmlAllthetime 2 жыл бұрын
Tuat I'm pretty sure. Different word.
@calisongbird
@calisongbird Жыл бұрын
@@fmlAllthetime “taut” Gotta love when people correct other people and still get it wrong 😂
@daniellejones9319
@daniellejones9319 4 жыл бұрын
The best baby on the market 🤣
@MattKittredge2112
@MattKittredge2112 6 жыл бұрын
She opened for Bill Burr in Baltimore a few nights ago, and she was actually hilarious. I will admit that this video is a very weak representation of her comedy skills.
@mynameisuju
@mynameisuju 6 жыл бұрын
If that was weak, then I need to see her at Bill Burr
@BeautifulMusiq
@BeautifulMusiq 6 жыл бұрын
@@mynameisuju exactly
@sessoments5254
@sessoments5254 6 жыл бұрын
nigga this is hilarious i don't know about you
@josyjump
@josyjump 5 жыл бұрын
@@mynameisuju I'm with you, this was brilliant 😅 Freckles got good taste in funny, well done on the choice of opener..
@wordzmyth
@wordzmyth 5 жыл бұрын
So she is already but getting better. Will look out for that :)
@boujiebarbie3198
@boujiebarbie3198 5 жыл бұрын
35? Looks like a teenager!!!
@ladym2398
@ladym2398 5 жыл бұрын
I really like this chick. She's funny. Her delivery and facial expressions. 😁💜💜
@puffythefam4225
@puffythefam4225 6 жыл бұрын
Never heard of this person before, but I'm glad I clicked this video.🤣🤣
@WendyDahling3
@WendyDahling3 4 жыл бұрын
Her Netflix special is hilarious!
@kimberlydouglas2826
@kimberlydouglas2826 6 жыл бұрын
The spaghetti part was amazing
@reginadavis1028
@reginadavis1028 5 жыл бұрын
It doesn't wipe off it just moves around...hysterically true.
@angieb2790
@angieb2790 4 жыл бұрын
"It doesn't wipe off it just moves around" I know my neighbors heard me laugh on that one
@derrickalbert4239
@derrickalbert4239 5 жыл бұрын
She was on "The Comedy Lineup" on Netflix hilarious
@jlm6091
@jlm6091 6 жыл бұрын
This a perspective I haven't heard before. When she said call one of her homeboys to nut on the couch! lol... because even if my wife is mad at me, if she's about to be on her cycle she'll ask me to throw her the bone just to mello her out. lol
@felixicon
@felixicon 6 жыл бұрын
Saw her in Boston. Good energy. Funny
@misterpalmer
@misterpalmer 5 жыл бұрын
Sam Jay is a fool! I look forward to more😃
@sincerelyajg5067
@sincerelyajg5067 5 жыл бұрын
She is hilarious! I love the realism in her jokes!
@curtycurt1027
@curtycurt1027 Жыл бұрын
Black women only have kids to get a free check from the government and free food paid for by people with jobs. I'm hilarious too because it doesn't get more fucking real than THAT
@bryeberger8873
@bryeberger8873 5 жыл бұрын
The best baby money can buy?!?😂😂😂😂😂😂 Fire
@sweetvictory89
@sweetvictory89 6 жыл бұрын
I lost it at mercury
@ImADumbRicePicker
@ImADumbRicePicker 6 жыл бұрын
Seems like she censored herself a bit, she was so much funnier when I saw her at Noname’s concert in Chicago a few days ago!
@charicerenee1983
@charicerenee1983 6 жыл бұрын
After the 4:44 I was too through!!! She had me rollin!! So real!!!!!
@MisterMoreno10457
@MisterMoreno10457 4 жыл бұрын
I like her! Shes definitely a breath of fresh air.
@stackierobinson5408
@stackierobinson5408 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ. Her bit was getting so real towards the end! 😂😂
@dixoncider4915
@dixoncider4915 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man, that period segment had me dying
@dustyrolls1983
@dustyrolls1983 4 жыл бұрын
Too good. She kept it real
@Lord_OTD
@Lord_OTD 2 жыл бұрын
“She’s in the bedroom crying over Love Actually, I’m in the living room crying over ESPN 30 for 30 documentaries” 😹😩
@KamisKisses
@KamisKisses 6 жыл бұрын
Why do I relate to this so hard😂😂😂
@saludaa
@saludaa 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂 she's hilarious
@molly3057
@molly3057 5 жыл бұрын
She’s so funny! But the best part was that I feel like there’s a take away from this expirence. I’ve actually learned something today. And I thank her for that. 😂😂👏👏
@king5xs429
@king5xs429 6 жыл бұрын
She deserves a million views!!! #LaughedTheWholeTime
@desireeholloway3353
@desireeholloway3353 6 жыл бұрын
Omg I LOVE HER!
@NiijiSunGoddess
@NiijiSunGoddess 6 жыл бұрын
Marriage with my Queen is beautiful. 😍 🌈
@tiapetable
@tiapetable 5 жыл бұрын
Too funny. Would pay to see her live.
@isaacalinda
@isaacalinda 6 жыл бұрын
Sam jay>>>>>>>>>>>>amy Schumer
@Donzaloon
@Donzaloon 5 жыл бұрын
I am water 😂
@sergeantscuba7677
@sergeantscuba7677 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks to Laugh out loud radio for introducing me to this comedian. She’s funny.
@Jane..1
@Jane..1 2 жыл бұрын
Dang she is hilarious. Love her style of comedy
@elreydelmundo1343
@elreydelmundo1343 6 жыл бұрын
That was pretty funny.
@kashiialcuin1688
@kashiialcuin1688 6 жыл бұрын
Not bad at all I laughed a bit
@neghiethervil5606
@neghiethervil5606 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't laugh as much as I chuckled throughout the set. lol
@ChanceBerryman
@ChanceBerryman 2 жыл бұрын
“Maybe this is against god” 💀💀💀😂
@julianoalfredo8706
@julianoalfredo8706 5 жыл бұрын
She looks like YG
@b.o.1951
@b.o.1951 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely cried over a few 30/30 docs 🤦🏾‍♂️ she one of us fa show 😂
@angelarevalo6903
@angelarevalo6903 6 жыл бұрын
This dude is fucking hilarious. I think I found a new comedian to listen to
@yaboyshelz
@yaboyshelz 6 жыл бұрын
Ok that was pretty funny towards the end
@CharlesWilkinson-yc3dm
@CharlesWilkinson-yc3dm Жыл бұрын
She said I can have a black baby for free, that was a good one😂😂
@Bizzczar
@Bizzczar 6 жыл бұрын
Yo she is funny, I totally support her
@kelliv2995
@kelliv2995 4 жыл бұрын
She is Gold 🥇
@jordancooper9612
@jordancooper9612 4 жыл бұрын
best female comic i’ve heard maybe ever. glad i gave her a chance
@jozettcox8000
@jozettcox8000 6 жыл бұрын
It doesnt wipe off!!!!! Buwuhahahahha!
@heatherannie
@heatherannie 2 жыл бұрын
Thoughts ditto!! This Bsshh is definitely OFF THE CHAIN!!! 😘😂😂😀
@iam6772
@iam6772 6 жыл бұрын
Delivery isnt the best but the angle n content 😋😋😋 delicioso 💯
@yaboyshelz
@yaboyshelz 6 жыл бұрын
Her punch lines sound like.... That guy Burres
@angeljames3497
@angeljames3497 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so proud of you also your great and funny keep the energy being yourself, I just had a better day thanks for making me laugh, YOUR AWESOME 🤦‍♀️
@josyjump
@josyjump 5 жыл бұрын
Fantastic set.. Too many comics being safe... This was hysterically funny.. Well done 🤣🤣
@1234BLISTEX
@1234BLISTEX 4 жыл бұрын
This is relaaaatable 😹
@WITH-THE-BUSINESS.
@WITH-THE-BUSINESS. 5 жыл бұрын
I See Why
@rociomonserratt346
@rociomonserratt346 4 жыл бұрын
No way she’s 35 😘😍.
@imaniburris8379
@imaniburris8379 6 жыл бұрын
That baby joke was actually pretty funny. Nice lil' setup too
@leroyrobinson7018
@leroyrobinson7018 6 жыл бұрын
Yooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 had no idea she was this funny
@Just_no_
@Just_no_ 5 жыл бұрын
THE BEST!!!
@soopermikey2767
@soopermikey2767 5 жыл бұрын
Anybody know where in New Orleans this was?
@PortiaMonique
@PortiaMonique 5 жыл бұрын
She's GREAT!
@MB-es6sd
@MB-es6sd 6 жыл бұрын
It’s like mercury 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bmorezoo
@bmorezoo 6 жыл бұрын
I wonder what happened the first time this was published?
@leathernluv
@leathernluv 5 жыл бұрын
I love you COME TO VEGAS GIRL!!! Yeah, you aren't gonna get the big crowd yet... YET You keep on like this, we might keep the Christians subdued. I'm straight, but that don't mean I don't understand forbidden by society. You keep doing you, and uh, your wife. You are a comedian, it's not the public's responsibility to chain you up, but to like you or not.
@SirSmokeAlot8866
@SirSmokeAlot8866 3 жыл бұрын
Wow what a talent!! I love this girl 😃
@scaredyhart268
@scaredyhart268 4 жыл бұрын
Damn...now I kinda wanna adopt an Asian baby
@S.J.L
@S.J.L 6 жыл бұрын
Riff on the baby part, good potential.
@Strongholdstrugglez
@Strongholdstrugglez 5 жыл бұрын
I heard the joke phase about the guy for opening up jar cans
@badjaosh2272
@badjaosh2272 5 жыл бұрын
hahahah its like mercury
@YourYogaFriend
@YourYogaFriend 6 жыл бұрын
really funny! I’ve never heard of Sam Jay but I’ll look up more.
@cherylvaughn2215
@cherylvaughn2215 6 жыл бұрын
I usually don't find female comics funny, but she was good! gonna keep my eyes open for more. Great Job!!
@alicemiriah
@alicemiriah 4 жыл бұрын
35? She doesn’t look older than 20. Hell she kinda looks like a high schooler lol
@alicemiriah
@alicemiriah 4 жыл бұрын
Mø Nälayé 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@kingghx5t74
@kingghx5t74 6 жыл бұрын
Like mercury....
@Music4EverKanekavi
@Music4EverKanekavi 2 жыл бұрын
I love her yooo
@namnada4494
@namnada4494 4 жыл бұрын
Remind me lil bit of Patrice oneal
@BirdieOrchid
@BirdieOrchid 2 жыл бұрын
Sam Jay: Marriage sucks! Also Sam Jay: Anybody who tells you "marriage sucks" is always a shitty person. Me: Say what?!!
@Alex10daysago
@Alex10daysago 5 жыл бұрын
Lets clap to show we support lesbians.
@justevie3470
@justevie3470 3 жыл бұрын
they're divorced now
@nawel2263
@nawel2263 4 жыл бұрын
She's so funny 😂😂😂
@annag467
@annag467 3 жыл бұрын
TURN UP FOR ASIAN BABIES Outstanding
@corbinfobbs6409
@corbinfobbs6409 5 жыл бұрын
When they want the juice never let them go
@soma1990
@soma1990 6 жыл бұрын
crowd too scared to fuck with these jokes.. she ny funny
@melonyrichfield8932
@melonyrichfield8932 5 жыл бұрын
Haven't seen her in a minute 😂 what up ?
@deelawson34
@deelawson34 6 жыл бұрын
😂☯🔥 it's like mercury...💣🌈
@CostlyChris
@CostlyChris 5 жыл бұрын
That joke had me dying I’m a man and I get her perspective so much my side is hurting. No one should be forced to suck a 🍆 I know I wouldn’t want too and yet that I had a Ex whom that was her specialty she loved it (I loved her for loving it) but I could never. Everything about the act is exactly how she described it lmao 😂
@jamesspeaker854
@jamesspeaker854 6 жыл бұрын
Yep
@zeusalmighty2392
@zeusalmighty2392 5 жыл бұрын
I like her 😂😂
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