Sam loves America (OFFENSIVE)

[@manglefox_girl3375]

“Land of the home, free of the brave...” Best quote. . .

[@nerdymermaid2784]

I saw that comment as soon as that part played! XD

[@Ax2gy]

Home of the free, land of the brave.

[@pyropro8027]

Gabriel’s not here free of the home, brave of the land

[@phosphorusdaemon7]

Home of the diabetes, land of the obese

[@Gabe-Utseck]

We have homes and were brave-free lol

[@isabellasingson6513]

"Litterally everything in my body is wrong." -- The most wholesome sentence ever said. 👏

[@joannagaga04]

Ok

[@my_universe1290]

Ok

[@gorft4stic]

How tf is that even remotely wholesome?

[@PoisonGames]

i can relate

[@fatmarley6750]

Ok

[@BrandonRogers]

Appreciate the concerned messages/comments but I'm not dead! My condolences to the friends and family of singer Dr. Brandon Rogers.

[@SCMowns]

I was wondering if people had mistaken him with you too.

[@jasn4473]

Brandon Rogers shit I thought you were dead, feel bad for the other guy s family though

[@marcx2222]

Brandon Rogers I love u

[@summersings2353]

Brandon Rogers when I saw that I got so fuckin scared

[@_MagicMoo_]

AW SHIT THANK GOD I WAS CRYING WHEN I HEARD YOU WHERE 'DEAD'

[@Evee545]

"I lost my virginity to mother nature, I fell back and the pinecone caught my fall" 🤣🤣🤣

[@BloodisGaming]

lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@corneliaoxienstierna1439]

I UNDERSTOOD "I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO MOTHER NATURE, I FELL BACK AND THE PINECONE CUT MY BALL"

[@biancad2560]

......can we just take a second to appreciate how...TALENTED...Brandon Rogers is. Like, it's not many people who can one be so weird and funny, and, who can play these many characters. He's THE most talented KZbinr of all time

[@hayleycakes3435]

There's at least 1 of these comments on most of his videos.

[@alliroma3383]

And appreciate Paula

[@lol2heaven388]

this guy: kzbin.info

[@woghat6130]

Lol2heaven ehh

[@straightshook6493]

@@lol2heaven388 and he could be the next of that guy

[@kitsune1629]

_”WE SLEPT IN PAST PRIME BARBECUE HOURS!”_ _”Guess we gotta do it the old fashioned way.”_ *Throws microwave on barbecue*

[@SRTluvr]

Yes

[@maxemore]

This microwave didn't do _diddly_

[@coopthaog]

“One of my tits are retarded”

[@rdrgaming5701]

"I've been pregnant for four years"

[@McKeltic]

And one of my tits are retarded

[@official.heartbreaker1513]

“People are often spooked by my niceness”

[@theluigibois5639]

Apparently I’m weird

[@sad-fz9ps]

"I took a creep test and I fell somewhere between a ghost and a child molester"

[@ev.kid_3310]

Oh dear, you see this? This microwave didn’t do diddly

[@Hi-fb3yk]

“O n e o f m y t i t s a r e r e t a r t e d.” I C aNt

[@GamerBoyRevan]

To be honest this guy is the funniest

[@sofiesofie4598]

I read that as see ant

[@akharialewis3563]

@Artists Lulu same

[@juan00_]

Shut the fuck up gacha kid

[@katsukisleftcoochielip]

@@juan00_ Bruh don't bring someone down for a chibi pfp chill

[@marcoalcocer5923]

*"Land of the home, Free of the Brave"*

[@smoof1973]

*Free of the brave, home of the land*

[@jaydurg291]

Marco Alcocer I keep thinking that's correct... I live in America too.

[@teanaye1889]

Canada is more free than here ....

[@alial-omari939]

Im like no.1k

[@wellseesonwellsee7794]

*Brave of the free, home of the land*

[@BluePhoenixxRose]

"That mom taught her baby how to walk, congratulations! ...Oh, that's a midget and his girlfriend.." 😂

[@camrynpetti9128]

AStar97 i saw this comment at He exact same time it was playing in the video😂😂

[@mcgangbanger69mcgangbanger75]

AStar97 o

[@anthonylindsay6470]

"Hey neighbors I'm here, to get fucked!"

[@sansthelegend1025]

God I love that part

[@beatlesrock33]

"Here get me looking contemplative!" - Every Instagram model ever

[@marywinchesterisonfire1398]

Andrew Bertain I literally saw that right when it showed up on the video xD

[@theonlyjezebel]

Wolfblood250 _ same tho

[@emmi5459]

v SAMMEEE

[@InfernoShogun]

This should be a 4th of July tradition to watch this video.

[@joannagaga04]

Make it happen.

[@Nint-km7kd]

Already a month ahead dipshit

[@peachtea7269]

I'm gonna do this

[@jennyguild5600]

@@Nint-km7kd who hurt you?

[@seanstadler6377]

Kinda like watching Christmas story on Christmas or Halloween on Halloween lol

[@ogzelle]

*Land of the home* *Free of the brave* - Brandon Rogers 2017

[@connorc8335]

Official_gazelle Reminds me of 'fresh of breath air' in season 2 of Theatre Class

[@cptnbuttcrack]

Pretty much sums up America right there

[@michaeldaley3922]

2019 anyone?

[@peacefulbutdank7435]

Michael Daley yes

[@unicorn69]

How else are you supposed to say it?

[@shuamandapapillion3666]

"I took a Creep Test and I fell between a Ghost and a Child Molester"

[@jammiedodgersandpointedeye6117]

Me too

[@henriquenaves9043]

666 likes lol... fitting!

[@shirajonathan6990]

Nooo 667 likes

[@isabelringing4627]

"I did it because I believed in myself"

[@tobithetabby6376]

Anime protagonists be like

[@anido-4703]

@@tobithetabby6376 So true

[@ghostclan5942]

I swear right he said that I saw this comment

[@rileyy31]

“land of the home, free of the brave.”

[@bexg3165]

"Chinese sunscreen on a day like this? No thank you, I will burn"😂😂 Brandon is a damn treasure

[@brvndxn59]

Bex G Why thanks

[@robertmatyczynski9400]

Bex G HES FUCKING FUNNY AS HELL

[@ImMajest1c]

Bex G i

[@jeremiahroberts4479]

Bex G lamo

[@c__ter8689]

Bex G Qa

[@maka6318]

Brandon I'm not sure if you'll read this but you should do a series of your characters competing against each other on a cooking show.

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

First Last with the cousin named vagicil

[@gretchnjoyer]

Okay yous smart

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

Gretchen DG you loyal

[@m.c9096]

First Last OMG YESSSSSS

[@seannastowers386]

YES

[@nexusprime8256]

"Well then you can Just call me BARBECUE SAM" *"Don't call me that"*

[@worldreligion5992]

GAYER THAN A BOX OF CRAYONS

[@davidbutler8152]

WorldReligion nope straight as a dick

[@birdbrain8933]

David Butler GOD DAMMIT IM HUNGRY >:(((

[@flargarbason1740]

Green Bean Well then you can just call me “Barbecue Sam”

[@birdbrain8933]

Flarbargason *dont call me that :(*

[@pinrhyme6703]

'slam" 'pat" "slam' it's not working (─.─||）

[@hannahisphat]

"This microwave didn't do diddly"

[@gawddayum6405]

Lel

[@mollybarlay2928]

"Gayer than a box of crayons" - new life motto 😂

[@mylostwife5230]

Dude Bro I'm straighter then a dick

[@genekies]

Dude Bro That is totally gonna be my senior quote

[@xmatisse127]

Fandomtrash317 . same

[@kriyotic296]

I know I've heard that before but I forgot if it was in this channel or not.

[@kanadeotonokoji6136]

Dude Bro bruh this is me

[@iris.qu1lber]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how much stuff Brandon goes through just to make all his fans happy

[@syd6580]

He is a saint.

[@j.m.t.a9000]

No

[@lakkpom]

@J.M.T.A The fuck you mean "No" you bitch?

[@menak2910]

THERE WAS A BRANDON ROGERS ON AMERICAS GOT TALENT AND IT SAID HE DIED IN A CAR CRASH AND I ALMOST SHIT MY PANTS BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT I WAS REALLY DUMB LMAO

[@FizzyFloat]

SAME

[@Parfaitt401]

Mena Kim ME TOO

[@alem9744]

ME TOO OMG

[@leechy2155]

So he didn't die

[@ashleeisgucci5712]

Haha me too

[@Nightingale147]

omfg " *Land of the home, free of the brave* "😂😂😂

[@none3110]

"What does America mean to me? It's where I live it's what I believe. Land of the home, free of the brave." I don't know what this made me laugh so much 😂

[@rocskla3211]

Russian Otter its probably how he said it so gay sounding that made it funny

[@verminrodent2567]

I just like that it sounds like it is a country of cowards :)

[@estebanumiglia1187]

Russian Otter same😂😂😂

[@jacklgamez]

Russian Otter lmao

[@jessfarrelly601]

SAME

[@Richy076]

USA: Color England: Colour USA: Humor England: Humour USA: Flavor England: Flavour USA: Bro what you doing England: Adding u USA: Bro This was the relationship of US and UK back in the day..

[@petesaucethecartoonist975]

How odd, I saw a comment similar like this but the ending went like, UK: what are you doing US: getting rid of u

[@mikhailstfuyoutubeientered5527]

no. its not. merica and the tea sippers don't like each other.

[@AceSpadespoken]

@@mikhailstfuyoutubeientered5527 *_as a tea sipper I have to say this is false_*

[@mikhailstfuyoutubeientered5527]

@@AceSpadespoken you know who I mean ya britt.

[@pissapocalypse]

That was wholesome

[@overnightdude]

"Land of the home, free of the brave." It took me so long to figure out that it was wrong

[@makima1628]

Patrick Dowd what’s it supposed to be

[@secreps]

@@makima1628 land of the free home of the brave

[@Bloodhoundbeat]

Hmmmm RUSSIAN SPY

[@BOASYDOG]

The real version doesn’t sound right....

[@WeepingWillowTree]

Bossydog it really doesn’t now. My mind is fucked up right now

[@lisafischer5040]

I love the panic from 0:15 to 0:34

[@tamimawngkhin7857]

H

[@DeathnoteBB]

Watch a day with mom and the beginning of A Day In The Park or whatever its called.

[@KittyPieVibes]

Mood

[@lisafischer5040]

DeathnoteBB yea i know i love ut too

[@emavaskeviciute7904]

at the disco?

[@jules82737]

"land of the home free of the brave" 😂😂😂happy 4th brandon🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@dopesalad3406]

Juliet Weschke 😉😉

[@dopesalad3406]

Juliet Weschke @slurpingmemes

[@Dexfan1995]

I'm not kidding that I watch this every 4th of July... including this one today. Happy 4th! 🎆

[@justjulesvlogs]

;-; why do i wanna meet him now and the lady who plays donna

[@delsin1126]

JulieG Vlogs cause they’re probably great people

[@zonalspore]

I saw them at Irvine, they are amazing people

[@charlesbish1471]

Paulette jones :)

[@kat.ex3909]

Cause these people have sense of humor

[@MrElmente]

JulieG Vlogs the actor of donna is a dude i think- i dont remember

[@melissalaw1832]

"awe that mom taught her baby how to walk congratulations!..... euh, that's just a midget and his girlfriend" 😂😂😂

[@sarayahclark4511]

kofji 😂😂

[@youngboyesparza9603]

i did it because I believed in myself

[@jennifer4312]

me too

[@flaviopereira8494]

favorite one

[@connorstormes6324]

I hate this, EVERYTIME I READ SMETHING IT SAYS IT ON THE VIDEO

[@clitmac3070]

" i did it because i believed in myself" The amount of love i feel for sam is unexplainable.

[@luvienne420]

I love these...😂 _Land of the Home, Free of the Brave_

[@tultur7182]

Torikyu land of the cheeseburger, home of tthe shitty healthcare

[@gooby04]

Therealtultur heeheehee

[@hess14n]

Therealtultur but we don't have obama anymore

[@localanathema3432]

Komodo Dragon906 it is unfortunate, isn't it.

[@togekissbliss]

Torikyu o hope you stay safe and outside of each other

[@hoodiehoodie4419]

"This microwave didn't do diddly" 😂😂😂

[@jbeiers6105]

As i was watching this i read your comment and then sam said this microwave didnt do diddly

[@nootarchive6958]

Sxary Star S.H.E W.A.N.T.S T.H.E D.I.D.D.L.Y

[@AY-ru1kc]

99% of the comment section is people quoting the video

[@beachbum23]

LFCL4 That's what always happens

[@NegativeFM]

That means it's a great video :)

[@thatoneguy541]

That's because these quotes are gold! Whoever made them up deserves a promotion...and a nobel prize.

[@cecilebousselat8192]

Literally every of Brandon's Offensive Videos tho

[@thotmin3856]

"99% of the comment section is people quoting the video" ~ LFCL4

[@kenzingtonscarlet6639]

1:56 Sam predicted 2020

[@laurenbloss2345]

"Nope that's a midget and his girlfriend" I'm dead 😂

[@NovaKnight_]

Hey 🙄

[@laurenbloss2345]

Hey logic doesn't matter here, this is Brandon rodger's youtube😂

[@castielwinchester125]

Hey reported for stupidity 😁😂

[@NovaKnight_]

Hey LMAOOOOO WHAT THE HELL IS THIS COMMENT, AND THEN YOU END IT WITH A CONDESCENDING SMILEY FACE. No one uses asterisks to 'define' sarcasm. If anything it seemed like a random typo. And yes, people would type that for the sake of being condescending for how someone expresses humor. Bye.

[@ErnieBallJMeister]

"you want one or two?" *BANG*

[@connorstormes6324]

WHEN I READ THAT I HEARD IT WTF

[@Beef69420]

"Well you can call me barbecue Sam" "Please don't call me that" 😂😂

[@nanananaorange8334]

Sammy Maxwell that's a little rude

[@penand_paper6661]

That short phrase at 1:09 about the daffodils - it was like the eye of a storm, the few moments of peace in this awesomely hectic video. Thank you, BR. That one snippet was just what I needed.

[@FluFFY13G]

LAND OF THE HOME FREE OF THE BRAVE god bless Brandon

[@vikitator1295]

"She says im gay as fuck...nope straight as a dick" IM DYING

[@epsurr]

he didn't say fuck

[@X-_ADRNALZ_-Xonps]

No gay as a box of crayons

[@gorft4stic]

What are you even quoting?

[@frenchfryfortunecookie4163]

Everyone: Chirping birds sound so beautiful What birds are saying: 1:13

[@benabdem1]

I nearly had a heart attack because someone named brandon rogers died

[@katiasingh1491]

benabdem1 same

[@j_yaein]

benabdem1 IKKK!!! I DID TOO!!

[@Liam-mv9zi]

benabdem1 The guy from X-factor?

[@_kayleejohns]

Well they should call him Uncle Sam.

[@tezca.7664]

I GOT THE REFERENCE

[@solarsatellite9821]

lmao

[@shaaaye96]

Are you talk about it or are you gonna do it

[@gachanico763]

Brandon is one of a kind. He can be insanely funny while spreading important messages. Keep up the work Brandon! ❤️

[@corvax8644]

I just saw a video about the Brandon rogers from America's got talent died and I thought it was you for a second

[@minikgbeast812]

Corvax o😥

[@messiahburton7894]

Corvax me too

[@mholmes1974]

*plot twist* it was him

[@gretchnjoyer]

When I saw the headline at first I thought it was him and then I opened it up and saw the picture of the guy that died and was relived that it wasn't my daddy

[@khaliah7754]

OMG SAME!!!

[@sarahdwyer5295]

I'd sell all of my organs for Brandon to upload everyday

[@dankghul8328]

Sarah Riley You'd be dead before you will get to see any of the videos

[@sarahdwyer5295]

DJ GHØÜL good point lol😂

[@otherlily6869]

Sarah Riley same

[@cadybugg]

Sarah Riley same

[@ameninn523]

Sarah Riley me too

[@CookieiscoolOG]

"Land of the home, and free of the brave" Well, I think Sam gots it right.

[@willywonka5766]

“I have been pregnant for four years” 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 best lone ever

[@peekuh2566]

"Land Of The Home, Free of The Brave." LMAO

[@moseshernandez8085]

I done slipped in the forest and a pinecone caught my fall

[@ang3l13_5]

I would think of a creative comment but... *NO TIME*

[@Z4G.]

Just quote something from the video and you will be swimming in likes fam

[@ste11ar]

"I just need a woman with big, beefy breasts."

[@karleymarie3092]

cali.dream xoxo *666*

[@colliermattful]

"I'm not sure why Donna thinks i'm gayer than a box of crayons" 🤣🤣🤣

[@noezavala834]

when Brandon said I'm gayer then a box of crayons I was laughing so hard

[@Westernyan]

ME EVERY FUCKING DAY~ x3 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[@supericky19]

Does everyone else rewind brandons videos multiple times just to repeat every joke!? XD

[@saladfingersasmrparty9768]

"Well you can just call me barbecue Sam" "Don't call me that" Okay, Barbecue Sam.

[@gollyboy8003]

look out we got a rebel

[@cloudymess2192]

Notepad Pop Culture well, we have a comedian here

[@gollyboy8003]

nah my jokes suck i aint no comedian fam but thanks any ways

[@cloudymess2192]

gollyboy800 xD

[@cloudymess2192]

Notepad Pop Culture "Exuse me, do not talk to my son like that." 😂😂

[@coreyhorlacher3460]

Its 4th of July right now, so I watched this video.

[@Stolasfan_xx]

Samee

[@chocheliduran]

Omg meed toooo😊

[@chideraa7302]

"Land of the home, Free of the brave." -Sam 2k17

[@hungryasf414]

He needs to stop being gone for too long lol he's funny asf 😂

[@witchyfirbolg]

Zodiac Guy He doesn't upload on a regular basis because these take a long time to make and come up with. That's why they're so funny. :3 If he rushed them then they wouldn't be as precious.

[@plop1217]

Xolia _pastelhearts just like smosh?

[@pelly_44]

Plop1221 just like smosh, just that Brandon Rogers is actually funny

[@cerokov]

Before Smosh, y'know, BROKE UP? Then yes, very much yes.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Zodiac Guy he was gone this time because he was working on Magic Funhouse season 2

[@yourmom-tr7gq]

"That's why it's 'Merica."

[@maddymoomyers]

“Land of the home, free of the brave” it almost slipped past me 😂

[@guillemoreno8974]

"Hey neighbors I'm here to get fuck" It's too much 😂😂😂

[@kindaartistic8591]

Guille Moreno want sum fuk

[@hiphoplyrics3007]

Am I the only one who laughed at "straight as a dick"

[@lefin.9758]

Cloudrace In what world do you think you're the only one that laughed at that?

[@whitebadger7497]

Cloudrace nope your not

[@blanktitle198]

No I Laughed!!! ROTF

[@cheyannexash1072]

no its my fucking favourte aaha

[@catlady7825]

I BROKE THE 666TH LIKE

[@alicemadness2915]

2:26 “if you fuck with me you can consider yourself in a pickle” idk why that’s so funny to me

[@void628]

*LAND OF THE HOME AND FREE OF THE BRAVE*

[@John_F_Kennedy79]

This Guy *land of the free and the brave

[@XxAirocker08xX]

Jack Horsley watch the video

[@tinmanlobster]

LAAAAND OF HOPE AND GLOOOOOORY, MOOOOOTHER OF THE FREEEEEEE

[@ZebraLuv]

free from brave people since 1979. oh fuck. it's another Democrat with a rainbow flag. Help! Daddy Trump save us from diversity!

[@neonnightmare6050]

NekoChan boo

[@memoriam.victoriam]

I have bad PTSD and fireworks really stress me out but hiding in my room and watching this really loud is making me feel better lol Love u Brandon

[@isaacsardar447]

Vicky Melerine doesn’t listening to music really loud block it out too

[@requiem8841]

Vicky Melerine If you have it from the army forces, thank you for your service. Either way, stay strong!

[@vcvcf1896]

I wish I was able to go outside and watch fireworks, but I had surgery on Monday. Thank god there was some over the weekend, but my town actual date for it was last night.

[@munnbatthew9557]

get one of those Bose QC 25's or 35's. They're amazing.

[@MacToolsAddiction]

Vicky Melerine he's behind you

[@kalekaela]

My yearly 4th of July tradition

[@gavinanderson3601]

*Everyone like if they want a new edition of Angry Office*

[@endofyeww20]

yes and one with mom

[@syngos98]

Gavin Anderson Brother, is that you?

[@gavinanderson3601]

Syngos yes, we were separated at birth

[@endofyeww20]

Dája Mája another day with mom, elmer hates his new job, my Japanese girlfriend 2, grandpa hates sea world, grandpa hates thanksgiving, angry office Halloween party, and so much more

[@yotsubafanfan]

I hate everybody I'd kill to see Grandpa hates Sea World!

[@LacedKisses]

2 in one month? holy shit

[@liloreo2871]

Twenty Øne Panicing Piløts At The Disco ikr fren? |-/

[@senecastarr4916]

Twenty Øne Panicing Piløts At The Disco i love your profile pic :)♡

[@al.trash.41]

Twenty Øne Panicing Piløts At The Disco I love ur username I love both twenty one pilots and panic! At the disco

[@piercetvenjoyer2003]

i love your username

[@jojomeep5062]

Twenty Øne Panicing Piløts At The Disco NICE USERNAME

[@sahayeda5220]

Land of the home free of the brave 😂

[@V.ss.31]

This is seriously my favorite character of Brandon’s. I love Sam so much

[@Izzayroach]

2:10 "Land of the home, free of the brave"

[@DemarcoPolo]

Since Donna is a old lady i keep thinking she'd be a bit more respectful and nice.. Complete oposite

[@michellegriff13]

Demarco PoLo You wouldn't believe how many "Golden Girls" there are that make comments or do things that make your eyeballs turn and see the back of your skull! You have to give them credit because the extra years have provided them with amazing one-liners!

[@Trashmanstrashcan]

Michelle Griffin aa

[@Trashmanstrashcan]

Whoops accident lol

[@shwift8789]

Opposite*

[@Efrxin_]

NightWing99 no likes a nerd

[@biembamboombriekamam2699]

Land of the home Free of the brave

[@coolshipvids]

Yeeyeeyeeyee Yee7yee7 free of the Home land of th- YOU MESSED ME UP DAMMIT

[@thebrayns]

Home of the land brave of the free

[@bobatea9884]

Biembamboom Briekamam I was just going to comment this 😂

[@diegobareno5820]

Sounds Accurate

[@lowkey_Loki203]

Biembamboom Briekamam I'm your 700th like

[@lune78]

I'm not even American and every 4th of July I feel the need to watch this.

[@dathumancreeperreactions5346]

In a creep test I feel between a ghost and a child milester. wow

[@bobross4616]

hmm? i don't get it...

[@annadurso5931]

dat human creeper reactions I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS

[@bluemind8178]

*Remember kids, stay safe and outside of each-others* -Brandon Rogers 2017

[@don._ovan]

it hasen't even been a month since the last video was uploaded Best Day EVER

[@lilz2449]

Assassin 101 Fourth of July day miracle!!

[@KarterGR3]

2:20 every thing the grandma says is making me laugh so hard rn 😂😂

[@UserName-dy8bs]

Karter Davis her name is donna

[@fizzaxon1238]

"Literally everything's wrong inside my body" 😂

[@subjectdelta4758]

“I hope you stay safe and outside each other” XD

[@imfinwhli7323]

I lowkey love how he put's (OFFENSIVE) in the title in so many videos *Mostly all* Like he _KNOW'S_ someone is gonna say something if he doesn't 😂

[@syd6580]

Definitely

[@emmakitchen505]

“I did it because I believed in myself” 😂

[@emmawilliams7493]

He just doesn't look right without the yellow shorts and blue top…

[@steffanyatkison4401]

Sam: *Gasps* "This sunscreen says Made in China!" Donna: "Who gives a shit." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@antoniosmith-plata6438]

Who came to look here after seeing the agt audition?

[@CK-lj8uf]

Antonio Smith-Plata That wasn't him though..

[@Moon_lovesToh]

“Land of the home, free of the brave.” Ah yes, that is very correct.

[@pitball364able]

"England is my city!"

[@reggiegarcia98]

American is my city

[@pitball364able]

"People are my country"

[@wildberrypoptart159]

he didn't say that

[@antonfurcotte]

fucking stole my thunder m9

[@ashleydison968]

its from a song called its everyday bro

[@nateisanerd]

What happened to "Jesus is my helmet." ?

[@ryanford1267]

chicken permission I'm not having it?

[@bobbyricky517]

he sounds like Roger from American dad

[@CharlieCat18]

bobbyricky51 ikr?

[@shallowwaters7838]

Except better

[@xmelanchloex]

Omg he does

[@SexyTCAPdecoy4Hansen]

Or ned flanders

[@delmarethehybrid9307]

"You getin' the horse? Don't just get me, *get the horse!* " Well, that line aged well XD

[@cheyenneferguson3130]

Land of the home. Free of the brave. 😂😂😂

[@adr5334]

I know not alot of people will see this but for the people who do HAPPY 4 of JULY and if you don't live in America, happy tuesday

[@ikkebarnevennlig2682]

what if it's wednesday for me?

[@megandavies2638]

Shara Draws Happy Wednesday!

[@claraolszewska4655]

What does America mean to me? Is where I live, is what I believe. Land of the home, free of the brave. Its whatever you want it to be.. Thats why its America. - Sam, 2017

[@glockk_kimberly1596]

“Literally every thing is wrong inside my body” yes Donna I felt that to 😔!