Sam Morril: "My most humiliating dating story"

[@88os88]

I can’t believe this guy hasn’t been snapped up for multiple specials on Netflix

[@MartKencuda]

I don't know. I've grown tired of all these overproduced specials shot in a huge decorated theater. I'm loving these comics that have started filming their own specials in small smoky clubs or in parks or on rooftops. It just feels more real and genuine.

[@diesto-vg5jz]

netflix is all garbage over-acting comics. Morril is too sophisticated for netflix. Chapelle is really the only intellectual comic that gets on netflix and its just b/c he's chappelle, if chappelle was a new-comer to the scene he wouldn't be allowed on netflix.

[@88os88]

@@MartKencuda yeah I guess I agree. Just want him to get a big payday 😂

[@Andrews1314fifteen]

@@diesto-vg5jz "too sophisticated" 😂 take it easy. Hopefully you're referring to just the last couple of years because Netflix has had plenty of quality

[@DatHombre]

@@Andrews1314fifteen yeah I swear its just cool to hate on Netflix specials now. Obviously there are a ton of terrible ones but there are also many that are great.

[@RoyoSker]

Sam’s storytelling is unmatched right now. Sam, Mark Normand and Joe List are some of the best comics this year

[@StupiderWithAB]

I love this. Almost as much as i love my stupid comedy videos.

[@jaxtraxtv]

Absolutely agree. Top notch comics

[@slayrisk]

Check out Andrew Schulz as well. Absolute fire.

[@policecommissionerianellis909]

These guys all suck and I'm going to expose them

[@RoyoSker]

@@slayrisk Yes! Can’t wait for that Netflix series coming up

[@das_hund-1]

"Go get 'em, Sammy!"

[@pathologicaldoubt]

That’s a hell of a story. Deserved a bigger reaction and an even bigger crowd

[@googlepedia7052]

they did'nt react initially but they respected the writing

[@StupiderWithAB]

I love this. Almost as much as i love my stupid comedy videos.

[@ml.9746]

Yeah, comedy is all about the writing. This was not that good.

[@seanmatthewking]

@@StupiderWithAB Spam ain’t the way. I mean, it’s A way, but not THE way.

[@tosvus]

It was a good story but he didn't really drive it home with a punch line this time, so I think people were a bit confused when it was over.

[@liz_lemon421]

Have you ever felt extremely sorry for someone but also laughed very hard at the same time? It's very confusing.

[@DatHombre]

As confusing as being really scared with a boner?

[@liz_lemon421]

@@DatHombre probably 😂

[@kna07fbgtx]

Yeah sounds like sexual assault

[@seanmatthewking]

@@kna07fbgtx I feel like guys just classified things like this as weird s- that happened.

[@john-paul3271]

It’s called tragedy plus timing.

[@petermoore7796]

Sam's a G for uploading this himself so that we can watch his stuff for free

[@BorealHP]

Love all these KZbin clips of stand up you’re putting up during the pandemic

[@sabina_pip]

So funny! The timing, the voice, the cool! I like this guy! Bravo!

[@llwc9435]

The moral (or Morril) of the story: If you end up at her place, do a walk-through before you drop your pants; so that you don't find yourself in her bedroom, being watched by some jacked dude who wants in on the action.

[@goodmemesinmyjeans9715]

Appreciated the morril bit

[@tosvus]

@@goodmemesinmyjeans9715 Your usernames somehow feels appropriate for this story.

[@ganjarulez009]

I have to say "can I help you" is the most fucking savage response in that situation hahah

[@kaganmartindale9360]

That was without a doubt one of the funniest bits I've listened to lately, love your work Sam😂🤣

[@boxed119]

Are these bots???

[@kaganmartindale9360]

@@boxed119 no, I have a profile pic, unlike you 🤷🏿

[@bait5257]

@@kaganmartindale9360 oof

[@muzakdeep]

The face he makes at the end, when everyone claps.... Priceless!

[@yingyangorca4124]

This is one of those stories that makes me feel okay when I have the thought "yehhhh, I'm better than some people. "

[@thelastmanonearth2631]

In 2022? You're almost certainly better than most people.

[@zicopaul9622]

More standup?? lets freaking go!!!!

[@StupiderWithAB]

I love this. Almost as much as i love my stupid comedy videos.

[@jvmtube]

first the free special, now the free bonus material -- amazing!

[@love4music1992]

Best comics right now in my opinion Chrissy Flip Flops aka Chris Distefano Mark Normand Dan Soder Andrew Schulz Sam Morril

[@coin5207]

Judging by the people you named maybe you'd also enjoy daniel sloss. Worth checking out :)

[@justcallmeole8342]

Check out Josh Johnson

[@love4music1992]

@@justcallmeole8342 Josh Johnson is great.

[@love4music1992]

@@coin5207 I'll check em out!

[@angelo79]

Chris Distefa-no, not funny

[@rxchgold]

"can I help you?" LMAOOOOOO

[@g194g]

This was great! Surprised this wasn’t included in his recent special

[@rrromantic_pages]

hey sam i hope in the future after all this mess you'll still do stand up on a rooftop in nyc i really want to do that now! 😍😍😭 so funny 🤣🤣🤣 but go gettem sammy!

[@joeharris5113]

I liked the part where he talked about his mother

[@geezerlawrence]

That’s hilarious, Sam Morill is the best stand up out IMO and I’m new on him

[@diesto-vg5jz]

keep them coming we need this comic relief!

[@tosvus]

I'd also be worried about hidden cameras at that point...

[@Troplord]

"Meet me at this Warehouse in Queens" hahaha

[@haleydunnigan1485]

Just watched your special, good shit! Keep it up :)

[@DH-rq7gw]

Sound quality is great, forget it being an outside show, the audio is really full and upfront.

[@99FXR]

One of the best comics out there. Need to get your ass to the west coast.

[@cobwashington]

"Even better looking than in person." I hope that wording was intentional.

[@anywallsocket]

It clearly wasn’t 😅

[@RantTherapist]

Clearly we understood what he meant. Better than in pictures. We're all human and slip up sometimes.

[@andrewtateclip]

Sam, you know damn well this story is already on film.

[@t1m3l0rd]

Nice! The videos keep getting better too.

[@tschmitty1843]

It's a shame those black mirror shows with the people on screens didn't work out, you deserve big crowds dude

[@coach_nomie]

😂😂 Can I help you? 🤣 I thought for sure you were getting robbed. For sure. Also, this is how this girl unwinds after a bad week but is taken aback by a kiss after a date? 🤔 So many thoughts

[@floydargue]

2:58 "Unfortunately, I was with my penis at the time, and that guy...he's kinda persuasive" lol, I loved that line. Hahaha

[@Cracktune]

great bit!

[@StupiderWithAB]

I love this. Almost as much as i love my stupid comedy videos.

[@carmengogeidnas9670]

You can't make this shit up. I love comedians who are ready to be vulnerable and talk about real life. Life is crazy! I 100% believe this happened. To him or his best friend.

[@brianjoyce9040]

Great stuff and setting

[@bkr8932]

You’re fucking hilarious, love your comedy

[@DoubleBassX2]

Don't forget to like the video guys - we can at least pay him something by engaging with his videos.

[@imtesaalahmed2159]

Thanks for the reminder dude

[@garrettp7003]

You lived a less high-stakes version of the hacking scene in Swordfish!

[@keesdejong2940]

Very funny! And your mum is the best!

[@runthroughfire4u]

Yo come back to NJ!

[@luisfelipeperezgarcia3219]

you are the best comedian ever!

[@dsmvfl363]

ehh this kind of sexual assaulty. At the very least its like sexual misconduct level. You don't invite someone up without telling them there's going to be people watching

[@LiminalQueenMedia]

Correct.

[@anangrycucco]

I would think she is gonna steal my kidney

[@mariafrias2500]

Love this bit

[@HigherEducationAwakening]

Good story teller 👍

[@liamgallagherrr]

Funniest 5 minutes ever and I’m only at 4

[@seanmatthewking]

That’s what she said

[@MrbloodyG]

Can I help you? made me cry laughing

[@joerollo4792]

Something similar happened to me once.. it was more meeting and hitting it off with a couple at a club (ingesting illegal substances) and then going back to their place to party more... we party a bit, then they start going at it, and I was young and full of drugs so all I thought was, the partying stopped, time to get to the next one! always regretted that one.. lol

[@Dylan-pd9ps]

Dayum...this could be his closer. Love Sam!

[@tactcom7]

Please come to the UK Sam

[@BlazblueFan]

This is hillarious story.

[@MellowYellow.]

Hilarious! 😂👍

[@SMFrogPrincess]

I am so sorry this happened to you :(

[@ArticruciA]

ofc this would happen to Sam

[@GreenFordFocus09]

Well done 🤘

[@notrandom8]

great story man

[@chifreaginnania3233]

really good!

[@catsanstail]

Well, it IS an audition of sorts.

[@Arnald_Loads]

I wonder if he and mark norman are friends. Or do you think it a there can only be one highlander situation

[@asmith-c6s]

They do a podcast together.

[@anywallsocket]

Literally still don’t get what happened?? Like why did she invite him, what was homie’s role? We’re they filming him??

[@seanmatthewking]

Yeah I can’t figure out what her relationship to that guy was, or what exactly the plan was. Was homie going to take part, like a double team situation? Or was he just there to watch? Was he in the picture when Sam first went on a date with her? Is this a regular thing for them? So many questions... The lack of furniture really does make it sound like a filming situation.

[@billydakid362]

its Christmas eve. i ate a historic amount of LSD. there are gunshots and sirens outside. my pupils have overtaken the iris. thanks sam.

[@Ryan-dv5qp]

Lol I remember this story from when he told it on Cum Town

[@charlesfoster575]

I caught you with your conscience showing! Sam has a conscience, Sam has a connnscienccce…hahaa! You still have the Ruach, brother. You did this, ok, you actually nailed it…so move on! Do what YHVH Eloheinu can bless, because you no longer need the approval of others. Don’t you see, you will never get any better at Comedy than you are right now…you’ll only do it longer. Chase a heavenly dream! There is nothing you can’t do. Shalom bshem Yeshua HaMashiach tsidkenu (Jer23:6)

[@SamHusseini]

Great comic.

[@ElonMuskegon]

I'd pay a bizarre amount of money to watch this guy do a show atop a building in Detroit.

[@jamesthomas3871]

Great ending to the story

[@felixicon]

wild times..

[@ayadmatij2639]

I just duscovered this guy and at the same moment falling in love with him 😍

[@yusefkalam7186]

My point exactly

[@floweralligator]

So was she trying make her ex jealous or was it a surprise 3 way? Lmao 😂

[@LordVader1094]

Probably the latter. Or it was an elaborate cuckery setup

[@floweralligator]

@@LordVader1094 thanks 🙏 lord Vader. Hahahaha probably was omg 😱

[@chino2grimey]

Fucking funny as hell keep it up 😂

[@floatinggoose9197]

"well the doors that way"

[@0715yt]

What a nice fuckin background. I'd be there just for the visuals lol

[@lockmup8478]

Favorite comedian ong

[@GorgoScrobo]

That crowd was a bunch of stubbed chubs!

[@tropik5724]

As women could not sink any lower.

[@hukeaz]

That’s sounds so confusing. Almost sounded like a crazy porno script till you waddled out

[@alexcoyg3281]

Wish Shaffir still had his story telling show so that Sam could tell his story there, it would kill

[@diegomendez949]

I would kept going bc I ain’t do anything bad

[@justcallmeole8342]

I'm just an exhibitionist

[@Mdjagg]

What a story

[@yourmother918]

fire emoji

[@hunteralex3007]

@netflix get your shit together and give sam millions.

[@Kaliburrrr]

Feel like the fact it's just some backyard and a couple people very distracting

[@TheHAM1980]

Hahahaha hilarious

[@williamsutherland1175]

That was aces

[@awesome346]

Jesus loves you!

[@Arominit]

[-Insert comment about why no netflix special HERE-]

[@runthroughfire4u]

He looks and sounds like a creepy neighbor i used to have but like not creepy

[@AlgerianTalk]

Sam and Andrew

[@gerardsmith6548]

Sam bam expect it mam

[@barrettpickett5603]

May I help you. The alcohol kicking in.

[@George_-lu8wj]

Haha what a fucking story

[@pumpkinoreos2348]

I'm pretty sure she was recording man

[@Mikotti]

Was that some kind of a fetish thing they had going on back there or what?

[@Mikotti]

Really funny tho :D

[@justincheatham6070]

I also wanna know this answer. Part of me got worried about her safety. Like damn, she okay?

[@laraweinberg7635]

@@justincheatham6070 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. It seemed like something someone's boyfriend would put them up to after getting into "I watch my girlfriend fuck some other dude" porn.

[@justincheatham6070]

@@laraweinberg7635 "cucking"

[@seanmatthewking]

Nah just average hook up with a surprise twist.

[@jabrakoma]

Lol

[@AJScraps]

The dude in the cast took the bigger L

[@InteractiveIdea]

Should of stayed

[@LadyOwl]

bwahahaha