Sam Tripoli on Fighting Tickets & Parenting + Mary Basmadjian on Dating & Armenians

Sam Tripoli returns and the guys chat about 15-minute cities and Boeing. Adam complains about a closed portion of Topanga Canyon that won’t be repaired until fall and the two share stories about fighting tickets and Sam’s cop-phobia.
Chris reports the news on Steve Buscemi being randomly punched in the face in New York, a man finding a clever way to hide a boat in his driveway, a woman avoiding jail time after poisoning her husband’s coffee for months, and kids winning a lawsuit after being expelled for blackface when it was really an acne mask.
Lastly, comedian Mary Basmadjian joins the show. She talks about her special being filmed at the El Portal Theatre, a familiar venue to Adam. The group also talks about Mary’s parents, dating, and Armenian culture.
00:00 Intro
04:47 New Modelo Commercial
57:22 New ruling in CA police procedures
01:09: 26 Steve Buscemi punched in NYC
01:16:10 Adam's Cris Carter/Gadzooki side by side
01: 17:53 Man builds fence with image of boat on it
01:19:57 AZ Bleach Coffee mom story
01:29:26 CA Catholic School acne face mask law suit
01:34:04 Mary Basmadijian/Segment 3
01:55:05 Adam's questions about Armo dating sites
For more with Sam Tripoli:
Check out his shows: ‘Broken Simulation’, ‘Tin Foil Hat With Sam Tripoli’, ‘Punch Drunk Sports’, ’Cash Daddies’, ‘Zero’, ‘The Union of the Unwanted’ ‘Doomscrollin’
LIVE DATES:
La Jolla, CA - The Comedy Store - May 24 to 26
SamTripoli.com
INSTAGRAM: @SamTripoli
For more with Mary Basmadjian:
STAND-UP SPECIAL: “Funny Armenian Girl”
Available now on Amazon, AppleTV, GooglePlay & KZbin.
LIVE DATES:
Los Angeles, CA - Flappers Comedy Club - May 30th
MaryBasmadjianComedy.com
INSTAGRAM: @MaryBasmadjian
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[@user-ue8wo9tx7b]

I think these 2 need a show together. It's crazy how well they mesh. Theys get them with drew on every month and you have a banger😂😂🎉🎉

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Is this a real person?

[@blackout2430]

Sam Tripoli is the best

[@blackout2430]

@@shaycray7662you aren’t. Go get another jaxination

[@user-ue8wo9tx7b]

No this is the ghost of Christmas past, present,and future

[@blackout2430]

@@user-ue8wo9tx7b what’s wrong you’re mad it’s not another O.J. Simpson wannabe like Michael yo or shapel Lacey? You just want Oreo guests I take it?

[@Brandon-wo1qd]

Loved Carolla since the Man Show, he genuinely looks happy without having sold his soul like Kimmel.

[@bajaborracho9139]

I was at a farmers market in the south of France. This kid got a little attitude with his mom. She grabbed him by the hair and smacked five or six times in front of everybody. Nobody blinked. It was glorious!😂

[@DesignRhythm]

"that kid was me" - Kamala Harris

[@joefischetti2383]

@@DesignRhythmwish it was - that’s what she needed.

[@adriennem3168]

Great chemistry between these guys. Great show!❤

[@bpoindexter7404]

The lady that poisoned the coffee. The lesson i learned at 18 is, never date a lady with an outside calf tattoo!!! Ever!!!

[@DesignRhythm]

Easily top 5 guest who can hang with Adam.. never a dull moment.

[@jaredtaylor326]

Sam Tripoli is the man, thanks for coming to Alaska two years ago, was awesome seeing u kill it, u mean a lot to a lot of people, u called my girl ur mom, haha well she is one now, I got job done, I named her crossed eyed ninja swarmster

[@skittlebopful]

What a treat to wake up to. ❤ Sam!

[@user-ue8wo9tx7b]

Yesssssss. Will always watch with my boy Sam ❤❤❤. Thank you for listening to the people

[@k-1llmatic832]

We go deep homeboy!!!

[@user-yy2bb6bi3z]

AC /Tripoli Show.... Would pay for that and listen daily......

[@benjaminjensen2647]

Loyal to the foil✊️

[@danniedandelion8232]

Loyal to the foil! 👑

[@DaveSarra]

L2F

[@stevebosko3090]

Sam Tripoli, will end up on the right side of humanity... he's a SAVAGE! It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it! 😎💯🎯

[@catherine_steffy]

Loyal to the foil ❤❤❤

[@bmrepass]

Sammy Trips is the best!

[@blackout2430]

It’s about time you have Sam Tripoli back on.

[@edgarpoe517]

"Anxiety is the price for freedom." -Kierkegaard

[@steves1588]

Sunday morning is the best time to get out of LAX.....my plane once touched the runway at 6am....got to my car via car park shuttle and made the 200 mile drive home to Slo county by 10 am. Might be a world record

[@Cayman_Cider]

BANG BANG POW !!

[@jackb4344]

Massachusetts has way too many bike lanes for the .01% of people who are driving bikes to work.

[@jeremyorwhatever]

Driving bikes?

[@pittsky]

Sam Tripoli is great.

[@marybennett4897]

This was a great episode!

[@79steelymatt]

ACE rules plain and simple!! Nobody can match his wit and humour

[@kevinsmith7-7-7]

Get It On Swarm

[@robertwatsonsr.3744]

Perfect painting 🎉

[@MissWeezeyUSA]

29.59 Agreed ! Except Dr Dre gets grandfathered in 😂😂😂

[@mbp7060]

I didn't believe people when they first said rappers are posting videos admitting to murder. Finally I had to see if this was true. Virtually every rapper in Chicago is doing EXACTLY that.

[@mickyboymccoy7632]

Before I start watching this, I got a pen and paper counting how many times Sam Tripoli says " I agree 100%" to Adam. Go!

[@pikyia]

Sam "100%" Tripoli

[@dudefromtheearth]

Right off the bat this show had a strong start with my man Sam and I really enjoyed Mary's company. Now I never heard of a date shake and now I'm curious so thanks Adam for mentioning that. This certainly is one of my favorites!

[@ACDC5150]

Sam Tripoli… ALWAYS ! Great on ANY podcast

[@olcountry8432]

Tripoli is the real truth seeker

[@napesdrk1174]

I knew the 50/50 Zankou plate story was getting unzipped today!

[@79steelymatt]

ACE Rules Best podcast in the world

[@Not_so_greatScott]

Noticed another Adam-sim today: angina when I think he meant "agita" (though airport traffic causing angina is funny too, intentional or not!).

[@eyesee1509]

That stood out to me too, but it was because he mispronounced angina.

[@Twobarpsi]

Goooood morning storm!!

[@alexfriedrich542]

I love that Adam finally gets the crew to wash coffee cups, but now they’re using too much soap! 😂

[@3Blindspot3]

Awesome episode. I just saw Sam Tripoli last weekend in Bellflower California. He was awesome. Me and my dad laughed my ass off. Keep up the good work.💀

[@DaveSarra]

always love Adams "armo" story about Raffi's Place.

[@TheMagicSmith]

Sam brings it - and he 'yes ands' every one of Adam's points. Great show!

[@Downs-Indroam]

Here for Sam Tripoli ❤

[@bethaquilina7997]

I worked for three Armenian brothers, early to mid 90s. I was the first woman they hired. They thought I would make them coffee, nope! They made beautiful jewelry.

[@K12war]

Carolla X Tripoli should be a podcast

[@loamslice6410]

Heck yeah Sam Tripoli!

[@napesdrk1174]

I am glad Ace said that Taxes is Giving

[@amc78]

Adam hasn't realized taxes are theft yet

[@IronTomKidd24]

This is the podcast Tripoli references in the psyop episode. Shout out to XG and Johnny W.

[@norahjaneeast5450]

You know I should see where Adam had his last show in Portland and see if that RV is still there

[@DesignRhythm]

Portland will probably be gone before that RV is..

[@Blankman776]

Love me some Sam Tripoli!!!!!!

[@yarsivad000.5]

Thankfully all you podcaster comedians such as yourself, Bill Burr ect. always remind us what losers hourly wage earners are. Very good message for the youth.

[@peppergrand1072]

That's why I don't work. I just follow my goal to do what I love to-do.

[@yarsivad000.5]

@@peppergrand1072 That is why I'm a gigolo. Those ladies are rich and always grateful. It's nice to be appreciated.

[@peppergrand1072]

@@yarsivad000.5 u2, well it's not for everyone,but it's not without it's benefits.

[@yarsivad000.5]

@@peppergrand1072 Personally I like a beaver that has taken everything over the years and still is ready for an all night of mattress Olympic’s like it’s never been fed before.

[@peppergrand1072]

@@yarsivad000.5 wno doesn't

[@Sigmund1924]

The problem is that the pile of dirt is located in California. That means an ecological study has to be done and a union has to negotiate astronomical wages before the dirt can be removed.

[@IMDunn-oy9cd]

I grew up with Commander McBragg. Quite!

[@A-Cat-in-Dogtown]

Indubitably!

[@AbrasivePatriot]

In a nutshell, this was a good one. Very much enjoyed both guests. From Asian hate crimes, Gen X "We covered our asses in shennanigans 101", etc...great show.👊😎👍

[@fxfxwc]

1:07:32 "The worst time was when I was asking random strangers how would I know when my caulk has gone bad."

[@JakeRoselli]

31:56 And we have our first reference to Jimmy Kimmel today.

[@happydog6537]

And ironically, the only time I’ve ever heard Jimmy bring up Adam is when he was on Howard Stern, saying how crazy and stupid Adam was for not going along with Covid. What a guy.

[@JakeRoselli]

@happydog6537 Howard is still broadcasting from his bedroom because of COVID.

[@jerrypowers7671]

I really like Mary.

[@mhoggard]

Now you are making sense

[@danhuras2706]

Guest of the year! Great show! Tripoli is fucking hilarious!

[@adamantiumbomb]

I recieved a 'Speeding in a School Zone' ticket that I didn't deserve so I subpoenaed the Cop and all of his records, I went to the 'Department Of Engineering' and got a map showing the steep grade of the road (4 lane, 1 way street) that I was driving up in the middle lane, and I took pics of where the officer was parked to prove it was impossible for him to tag me in the middle lane with a bunch of other cars surrounding me! 👊

[@peppergrand1072]

And?

[@adamantiumbomb]

@@peppergrand1072 The records that I subpoenaed were never mailed to me, I was required to pick them up at the 'State Patrol Office' in person the night before court as an intimidation tactic, and I found out the officer's log book had mostly blank entries and his SMD gun was (1) month away from it's required recalibration; he had even ran over one of his other SMD guns with his own patrol car! 😂...The officer never showed up for court and the case was thrown out!

[@peppergrand1072]

@@adamantiumbomb glad I asked, there was some valuable information In your reply, thank you for sharing.

[@Electrocycle300]

26:14 😂😂😂

[@Electrocycle300]

26:43 it’s permits and red tape. Insurance and city red tape

[@hailmattis1611]

Fan since adam and t-bone on the radio in SoCal

[@A-Cat-in-Dogtown]

It's not what she brings to the table, it's what she takes away from it.

[@CoopTCG]

Love the Sam

[@guusama3404]

Been listening to Adam for 20 years or more...i always mention ypu on the same breath with Jordan Peterson and Rogan as my online parents and my favorite man to be atranded in an island with xD

[@BurtChristopherson-id5nw]

had to pull off the harland highway, it got too high octane for me and oh god this is high fuel also noooooo back pocket dimension bear gooooooo

[@719989]

I love Sam….get it on!

[@jeremyorwhatever]

Before I start this video, can someone count up how many times Sam says “100 percent”?

[@jeremyorwhatever]

30 minutes in, I got 6 x “100 percent” and 7 x “Unbelievable!”

[@jeremyorwhatever]

45 minutes in: all tied up 9 x 100 percent 9 x Unbelievable

[@kjchop123]

I love Sam's traffic court bits!! 16-3 dawg!

[@esquare807]

Our coach would put boxing gloves on us and have at it

[@julzee111]

Just googled the Topanga Canyon situation. Says closed til FALL

[@phukutoob3888]

Like most Loveline fans equipped w/naturally-grown female-parts, I had a young-adult crush on Adam, which has grown to be more that of respect & admiration (inspire of yourself, that is😊). When I happened-upon Tripoli (2019), I knew God was working thru him for the 'Leveling-up' of His Entire Creation (flaws & all 😉)...Respectfully, I Love You Sam🥰; & excited to join your "You Gotta Save Yourself" break-away Cult 😉

[@DadRockProject]

💯 😂

[@Djk______OR]

"Sam, if you had to rate your level of agreeance on every single topic known to man, what would that be?"

[@SparksnFlash]

I think it's funny that Adam & Sam think it's Mexican men making women work to start these small businesses. Guaranteed, it was the women who had the idea, initiative, and hard work ethic to start these small businesses.

[@brek5]

Lol, I live abroad in a place very different to the US, and I have seen women lose their minds, try to fight with thier husband or boyfriend, and nobody even flinches if they get smashed back (seen a dude straight up KO his wife). Not saying it's ideal, but it's definitely not Kansas anymore, haha.

[@Electrocycle300]

23:17 living there a decade- I’ve suggested making snow tunnels. (Open on one side) and the residents get infuriated. Ridiculous

[@mr.d3102]

🤙🏼

[@TylerShe1ton]

15 minute cities are The Golden Path from the Dune series.

[@ordinarypete]

Adam is only 8.5 years older than Sam. They’re like brothers from different mothers… fathers… class

[@peppergrand1072]

You mean they learn to lie? Earlier in life? That maybe so, they also learn that punishment is different for a girl. Ya, early in life if you get a quick response by a non family member, you learn real quick.

[@mhoggard]

Love Mr Deeds

[@philb9941]

Sam Tripoli literally went online and said he was going to track down someone and murder them. He later then bragged about going to this person's house and waiting 8 hours outside just waiting for them to come outside. He shouldn't judge what people say online.

[@danzaborski9236]

Sam Sam Sam Sam aka Ghost 😂 One of the first person I ever met that spoke the truth probably 8 to 10 years ago Much lub! 🙏🌎🇺🇸

[@peppergrand1072]

Why wont they clean rhe highway? Liability, liability, liability ask your friend Mark Garacoas (misspelled)$0rry. But it's all about home owners insurance.

[@ESPspiderXIII]

GET. IT. ON.

[@samhein2620]

Sweet Sammy T and Adam need to have their own show together. Their chemistry is great.

[@zym6687]

34:34 The typical one is the yellow fringe on the US Flag means its an admirality/maritime court argued by sovereign citizens to claim that the court has no jurisdiction over them.

[@kevindavis8607]

Adam can’t help himself with the damn judge ito thing. He has beat this thing into the ground like Joe Pesci in casino.

[@teazzer44]

I am heading to Armenia next month ,, I go there every summer ,,

[@DavidMcdonald-df8tb]

I go to Glendale every once in a while as well 😂

[@JK-Handyman]

One of your kids friends is an asshole and wanted you to catch them drinking at their graduation party. The problem with kids still in school is none of them are old enough to be in jail yet. I had a realization a while back that some of the horrible kids i went to school with are probably in jail now. It kinda makes me feel better actually because at the time I thought I was a loser, I didn't realize I was literally put in a cage with a bunch of pre- maximum security inmates and I was just normal.

[@JoeyCHighestDegree]

If Sam says 100% again I'm turning it off...

[@watevatube]

💯

[@Sigmund1924]

I agree 100%.

[@amc78]

It's funny because he never uses that phrase on his own podcast.

[@Djk______OR]

Turns off every episode he's a guest on 4 minutes in.... He's great...I'm just waiting for him to bust out a 95%

[@AD-ln2xu]

Cya

[@fliptophiphop1894]

SWEET SAMMY!

[@MrSpaceace1999]

Please just one show without mentioning Dr. Drew or Jimmy Kimmel just one show please one show

[@DavidMcdonald-df8tb]

I liked Mary. Hope she has success ❤

[@user-rl1dp1hz8z]

Thats psychotic

[@olcountry8432]

The guy that punched Bushmi probably plays basketball in blue jeans

[@NashPotatoesOutdoorShow]

Here are Sam's "Doomscrollin" videos... www.youtube.com/@SamTripoli/streams

[@hailmattis1611]

Loyal to the foil

[@peppergrand1072]

Some of those "homeless"are FBI or NSA, some agency, because nobody ever does anything to them. So many agent provocators ive dealt with as a guitarist performing on the Ave in Tucson.

[@col.cottonhill6655]

Her name means Rug Maker

[@Coffinhunter77]

First aceman fires bald Brian and Gina for not washing out coffee mugs and now he's disgruntled about people washing the mugs too much

[@philliesphan312]

That's who he was referring to?

[@DaveSarra]

LOYAL TO THE FOIL