Apple Responds to “Buying" Vision Pro Reviews

[@Timeculture]

Their reputations are so clean, they don’t need the polishing cloth 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BillAnt]

That got me rollin'... lol

[@timmowarner]

I only discovered this channel a couple of weeks ago but it's already one of my favourites! I'll be sad when I've gone through all the old content and have to wait!

[@adesoladada]

Don't worry. He releases multiple videos per week.

[@teamredstudio7012]

No worries, Sam got so many videos and he uploads new ones very regularly. Also, he's so funny it's worth watching his videos multiple times.

[@mirnivoznik8536]

Do it, it's worth it. :)

[@850Tech]

Sams a Channel that uncovers the truth. One of my favorites for many many years.

[@monkey_gamer_001]

That’s been me the last 2 weeks!

[@vanCaldenborgh]

What? IJustine is just a paid promoter?? Who would have thought that...?

[@danmar007]

I would. Then again, I'm not normal. 😏

[@JL-wf2wp]

Lmao

[@quitehandsomedude6412]

Uraverageconsumer is cut from the same cloth

[@mr.whatzittooya8287]

IThought 😂

[@maxt240]

And she was promoting quactination with "no side effects."

[@Spoonfed78]

😂😂 Tim almost touching, pure gold

[@rocketmunkey1]

Ooooooow Gross dont let it touch may 😂

[@metelway]

So the next generation of Ipad is going to be named Ipaid ?????

[@bibasik7]

2011 called, they want their joke back

[@smallbutdeadly931]

calling 2011, take me back please :(

[@BillAnt]

Well the only logical name is MaxiPad. lol

[@MarsPLAYStudio]

2:10 „AT&T , Access to Tim“ LMAO

[@theradioattheendoftheworld4251]

What is that goes wrong with a person that they would buy this piece of junk. The best thing about is videos like this where we can laugh at these people. Nicely done sir.

[@Inpropaic]

Looks like cool junk. Maybe you're jealous because you can't afford it.

[@Netz0]

Most did not. They had a week to return the device for a full refund. Some never had the intention to buy it in the first place, they just wanted to make a video for views and subscribers.

[@k.vn.k]

@@Netz0 "most" - what a hyperbolic :D

[@Netz0]

Like every other comment on KZbin @@k.vn.k

[@estiennetaylor1260]

Idiots that crapple targets with their flashy advertisements

[@MarsPLAYStudio]

1:55 „HEY, give it back“ LMAO

[@TheReneamesz]

Bring back “funky times” 🎉

[@MarsPLAYStudio]

2:31 „Look, I almost touched it“ LMAO

[@SMASH_REVIEWS]

You are Tim Cook's biggest Nemesis.

[@alexandershortsandmore]

catching a samtime video early is always the best 💯💯 keep up the good work mate!!

[@tmtmolokwane6357]

😭😭😭 ATT ACCESS TO TIM 😊

[@EricCosner]

I love this!! This is so true. It's not fair the "tech royalty" gets theirs early!

[@MP-vc4nu]

Let’s be fair, 3.5k is NOT for the headset, 3k actually gone to buying reviews instead

[@null-nl5su]

@@MP-vc4nu 3k is not for buying reviews, 3k is for Tim Cook and the shareholders. Capitalism.

[@SubTroppo]

I recall those days in the early 1970's back before I grew up and my eyes opened wide to gizmos which the better-off kids brought to school to show off such as the first fragile LED watches with poor battery life. How little things have changed except the term "kidult" was coined in the intervening years. Now if someone could "re-tread" my telomeres... Keep it up Sam!

[@e-man374]

...That's why our office is a big circle....jerk! I literally spit my drink when he said this!

[@domlarry]

Those apple reviewers are pathetic. Such positive full of sheet 😂

[@AndheriGuy]

It’s so unfortunate that despite being the most viewed tech reviewers and having a significant influence on tech community, people like Mkbhd, MrWhosetheboss do this. Instead of critiquing the products or companies for not pushing the boundaries of innovation and not being consumer friendly (like charging adapters, usb-cs, webapps what not) and standing up for the entire user-base they just keep banging on about a small incremental upgrade over previous generation in some obscure feature/hardware which doesn’t matter to 99% of the world. I really lost respect on MrWhosetheBoss because of his reviews in the last couple years and same is happening with Mkbhd after his Vision Pro videos. It’s no surprise that companies that are actually driving the innovation are the ones posing the biggest risk to such creators with AI generated content and what not. Almost ironic.

[@prathamshenoy9840]

as he said, if the reviewers don't talk good about a product, the companies stop sending them products (but send it to other reviewers). This reduces views and money, so the reviewers speak good. Also, Apple also quotes reviewers (obviously if they speak good about the product)

[@galfrano]

"LACK of common sense"

[@BenKDesigns]

Wasn't a big fan of Marquis before the Vision Pro, but after his series of "Not sponsored" videos, I deliberately avoid his content.

[@roodick85]

Dude really blows Apple hard! Every phone is perfect yet he's super hard on anything android based

[@NoX-512]

Marquess Brown-nose 😂

[@Ray__E]

Same. He's a massive Apple fanboy and tries to act neutral which is even more pathetic.

[@alvallac2171]

*Marques

[@adredy]

King Marques im dead :)

[@rocketmunkey1]

But according to 90% of the comments on his channel his editing skills are just sooooo dreamy, I think they all want to be KZbin tech reviewers getting free stuff, no wonder they consider him to be their leader !

[@JG-ly2ij]

Comedy and acidic truth, but that what comedy is supposed to be. Dangerously close to the bone. Ouch!

[@kristian4279]

Been subscribed for ages.. I don't know how you do it.. but every video continues to get funnier.

[@CRYPTiCEXiLE]

Sam been watching you for years man... your comedy is great dude!

[@BillAnt]

The more crazy stuff Apple comes out, the better the comedy. hehe

[@rocketmunkey1]

Its hilarious because I suggested this just over a week ago on another channel, and some crazy poo poster accused me of being some kind of crazy "conspiracy theorist", he insisted they would brag about it if it were true, I tried to explain to him what a NDA was, but no he had a "Law" "degree" and non disclosure doesn't mean non disclosure apparently 🤣

[@jonnycarlson9555]

Apples NDA for this device even directed what reviewers should call features and such

[@rocketmunkey1]

@@jonnycarlson9555 Yes I remember reading that, they dont want to call it VR because they saw what happened to Meta and they dont want to call it AR because thats not popular either, so they insist all their youtubers and developers refer to it as a "spacial computing device", as if thats going to make it magically not a hot, heavy, sweaty, VR face muffler 😂

[@Real-fo7pi]

Yea, its kinda obvious, but I think its like ruining their perfect world buy just stating a simple practical thing that a reasonable person would do. I mean I've comes to terms with thinking these "Um acKTuaLly ☝️🤓" guys are just humans pretending to be dumb ai or ai pretending to be dumb humans.

[@rocketmunkey1]

@@jonnycarlson9555 Yes I remember reading about that, After seeing what happened to Meta, Apple didn't want to call it a VR headset so insisted all its developers and UToobers called it a "spacial computing device" Funny how all these channels saying glowing things about vision pro don't use the VR word isn't it 😂

[@rocketmunkey1]

@@jonnycarlson9555 Yes after Metas epic fail Apple forbid its developers and PR agents from using the word VR and insisted everyone call it a "spacial computing device" funny how all these channels never call it a VR headset isnt it 🤔

[@rickfr]

Why Apple is such a disgusting company? Urgh

[@MP-vc4nu]

It’s very obvious Tim want to do opposite of Steve. Not like Steve is 100% angel but damn these changes are real terrible…

[@mr.sidious9163]

They're a public company, so they're obliged to maximise shareholder profit

[@rocketmunkey1]

To be fair a lot of companies pay for reviews, its just judging by the insane level undeserved praise they receive for things like iVision, iTelePhone and 8GB of Ram, it's reasonable to assume Apple is probably the most prolific.

[@tedzards509]

​@@MP-vc4nu Steve was a complete asshole and overworked his employees most of the time. Steve understood however that consumer happiness is what matters. Thats the same thing Amazon realized.

[@mikem9536]

Steve had some sort of "vision", Tim is just making Apple look stupid.

[@Rashclockwise]

Ima start a go fund me for Sam so he can get a vision pro

[@josephbannister219]

I never know the meaning of AT&T 😅😅😅 access to Tim 😂😂

[@alvallac2171]

*knew

[@bobshindorf5736]

Sam you’re a funny fuck and we love your antics, keep it up.

[@xsavitar1061]

No wonder Mr whose the Boss didn't drop a review yet 😕 Maybe he isn't doing a paid promotion for Apple?

[@segiraldovi]

I only believe him and LTT when they do reviews (not unboxings) of Apple products.

[@mathis8210]

Tim is never touching those apple products, because thats not what they are for. They exist to stand somewhere in the corner and show that you have too much money.

[@arturobuenrostro6404]

What?, Apple paying for position their products, I never have hear something like that. /s

[@exploshaun]

Saw that 3000 dollar joke incoming, never disappoints.

[@sadmankabir]

I surprisingly never get bored of these content hahaha

[@twilightfilms9436]

This so called royalty know nothing about technology, period. To call them that insults thousand of real tech wizard that are not popular.

[@Teckstudio]

"... and some common sense!" ... 😂😂😂 ... and I always thought 3000$ extra for a shinier, less playfull version of a quest 3 is a fair deal! 😂😂😂

[@alvallac2171]

*playful

[@UnWishingAsp210]

It's no surprise that Linus is shilling another apple product

[@danmar007]

Is that why it's so expensive? I wonder how many KZbinrs Apple supports. 🤣

[@michaeltanson8242]

I dont want people seeing my eyes like that 😂😂

[@brucelee1048]

FInally, I now know what does AT&T stands for 2:09

[@fredrickbambino]

It’s an iPad for your face Correction an IPa *i* d

[@ildikobarrett]

Would never buy an Apple.

[@BlindMansRevenge2002]

Uncle Tim and his bull crap company! Apple sucks!

[@Sarutaru06]

I've discovered every form of entertainment is just an advertisement. This discovery has helped me vastly on my journey to become an old curmudgeon.

[@Apollos_Triumph]

Most KZbinrs I saw said not everyone should buy it due to its high price and it will have issues because it is a first gen product.

[@jonnycarlson9555]

Only the ones that had to pay I suppose

[@Apollos_Triumph]

@@jonnycarlson9555 I don't know but a lot of the really popular ones were saying that.

[@segiraldovi]

MKBHD be like...

[@rocketmunkey1]

No the ones who got paid said its "revolutionary" and the future of computing, Apple knew that not even the Apple fans who attended the Vision pro announcement were impressed, so they did their damage limitation telling their tubers to say this was just for developers, in complete contradiction to their own marketing telling everyone it was an entertainment device to watch movies on, and wear whilst packing bags to go on holiday just incase they wanted to check their flight times 😂

[@evancrazyerror]

⁠@@rocketmunkey1There’s literally no proof that Apple pay’s reviewers. The most they do is send units early. You can think something is “revolutionary” and not ready yet at the same time. The first iPhone wasn’t perfect, but you could see that it was the future of the smartphone industry. And also some people are just more excited about new technologies than others. I bet you didn’t care when people said the Galaxy Fold 1 was “revolutionary”?

[@25Leprechaun]

If anyone is wondering according to some KZbinr's Apple notoriously blacklists anyone who calls out their bs from getting review units, so in order to stay relevant sometimes they HAVE to be nice to apples products

[@Originalimoc]

Tim Cook, the most impression-ed man

[@shadowweaver1599]

This was great and hilarious thanks again.

[@anubhav9000]

Thanks for making this, it’s like you read my mind and made my fuzzy thoughts 4K HD. 😂

[@martijn3151]

“They are a big circle… jerk…” 👌

[@hamsterbrigade]

It's either paid by money or paid by access. Then the access turns into views which turns into money.

[@clonedmosquito]

Hottest channel. Should get 1million subscribers.

[@jassykat]

The reason of the returns is because influencers exploit the 14 day return policy to make videos to chase the trend, and then they return it because they can't actually afford it.

[@everythingvideos24]

Sweaty eye socks 😂 that made me laugh.

[@n8n8n8n]

So apple is using iSheeps money to pay other iSheeps so they convince each other that apple products are good?

[@BillAnt]

There's a whole herd of mindless iSheeple out there yo! lol

[@n8n8n8n]

@@BillAnt Yeah, unfortunately.

[@WATCHMAKUH]

That iFixit lady was pure beady eyed cringe.

[@sripalpalrecha]

@02:45 I see that u did there 😂😂

[@samuelhere41]

Amazon most likely does the same thing too.

[@silversobe]

Apple Vision Poo

[@thataccentgamer]

gawd this video is so accurate.

[@Epicgamer_Mac]

I still believe, Apple doesn’t pay KZbinrs. But hilarious video as always.

[@mrandersson2009]

Why is no one paying me anything?

[@Annielogue_YT]

Tim being Tim ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@DiamondMaster115]

Apple vision pro content needs to stop. Its getting out of hand at this point

[@crgtylr]

Brilliant!!!!

[@marcusantoniusAfterDark]

I am happy with my expensive Apple shit. No problems and use them many years. Not falling for marketing madness and new phone or ipad every year. And btw, Apple girlfriends or affairs are the happiest imho. They love that bling bling new thing and as we know: Happy Girl Happy Life

[@Traumglanz]

Which positive press?

[@ignaciofuentes2642]

When the Samsung S24 phones came out, all of the influencers were doing the exact same early review with the same talking points in the same order. It definitely looked like Samsung gave them all the same script and expected them to stick to it.

[@foualter102]

yes, they are paid to promote it😂😂😂... because when people use it, they are just complaining about it

[@OkayDip]

NO .. Apple doesn’t pay! He is lying

[@Sky-8646]

14 days return policy will made the money for the reviewer wasted..

[@josieann5031]

I've been watching KZbin for years and this is the first time I've heard of IJustine.

[@KellicTiger]

Oh man. I forgot Apple had a 14 day return windows. What a joke.

[@jaye1967]

The again, aren't games also marketed through KZbin.

[@cloudy4872]

Not like every company does this..

[@WillmobilePlus]

Many attempt it. But Apple shutting you out for not playing ball will cost these influencers big in the wallet as other channels get the clicks.

[@Tha-King-Arthur]

Nothing is for free with Apple..

[@Leinsterbaby]

Daylitekk has long sold his soul to apple 😂😂

[@JustCallMeHorse]

My new saying if someone tries passing me an apple product: Ew gross don't let it touch me, my hand replies in my head: Look I almost touched it :D

[@Netz0]

Actually, Apple Store employees claimed that almost all returns were from KZbinrs and social media creators. They had a week to return the device. So KZbinrs purchased the device, made the videos, then returned them to get a full refund. The people who made reviews did not want the devices after reviewing them.

[@Cpm_legit54]

Just laughed at 0:11sec😂😂😂

[@funkmonkeyfun]

$3500 Microsoft holo lens enters chat:

[@martyschrader]

Where did you find Uncle Sam cash in Yerp?

[@ledoutofshadow8004]

And i thought the glassholes looked like idiots, lol.

[@donaldclark5804]

Every time they hand them 3000 cash time cook be like. "No no it's fine we're covered. We only have about 1000 MacBooks purchased every second and how much are those?

[@MaiAolei]

Those apple goggles look like a payin' in the neck

[@davidletarte214]

whenever ya make a satirical video i get a little sad your channel isn't called Samtire

[@Podcastforthewin]

Do people really still watch and trust Marques Brownlee? People are easily minipulayed by fancy editing and cool words

[@segiraldovi]

I don't understand how Marques ended up becoming an apple sheep, it seems that the fact that they mentioned him inflated his ego and he prefers to be softer with apple

[@Podcastforthewin]

he started off fine. he was a kid who liked tech and talking about it.but, it seems like that generation seems to think that they celebs or something @@segiraldovi

[@billr3053]

What? Was that Brownlee brown-nosing with Tim? He lost all respect.

[@xaviert7839]

bruh @ijustine is full of cringe!! I literally facepalmed when I saw her clips wearing AVP on pool.

[@omarysmith7245]

No lie like Marquis has like 10+ videos 😂😂

[@rocketmunkey1]

At 2:39 say Max thats a nice brand new tractor you've got there ! also in the same video say Max thats a nice brand new tesla you've got there, amazing how only 50K views per video and 3 employees you can afford all that, those M2 thermal performance videos must be really paying off for you, actually now I think about it you haven't said anything really bad about Apple ever since 🤔

[@byooob]

AT&T

[@roodick85]

Lol bet they wont try that shit with Flossy 😅

[@Kakashi_senpai-wl2ub]

People who buy the Apple Vision Pro are even dumber than the people who bought a Supreme clay brick.

[@deadmanwalking6342]

Hello! Im Sam from Mercedes!

[@AndroidFerret]

What a wonderful world

[@zinzinnatiohio]

I don’t watch a lot of tech reviews but of the four I’ve seen (two mentioned in this video) they’ve not exactly been “glowing” reviews. I’ll wait for the third gen…if it ever becomes a thing.

[@domlarry]

Tim cooked 😂

[@nibirhasan9600]

its real i just searched that tim cook with macbook .... literally there is not a single photo where he touches the mac book😂😂😂