Samurai Cop | Full Movie | Classic Crazy 90s Action!! | Mike Nelson

[@nativesonstudios9761]

My wife: Whats a Samurai Cop? Me: It means Japanese Policeman

[@ian0903]

I see you’re fluent in Japanese

[@NATOSucks-lv4zj]

​@@ian0903he clearly knows what Katana means so yeah, obviously.

[@sarahmclin2434]

😂😂😂😂

[@ricktherrien8235]

Who speaks fluent Japanese!!

[@neloysuccess5836]

​@@sarahmclin2434liam payne died

[@Strider-Ragnarok]

The dialogue from the nurse is award winning writing, the holy grail of art.

[@fugginbazza]

17:56 - that reaction face straight to camera is truly beautiful.

[@cosmosgato]

That honestly was hot!

[@dustinbasham393]

No way, his lips are burned

[@abhid.2679]

She kinda looks like a blonde early 90s Emma Stone.

[@Lotsolov4u]

Pulp Fiction wishes to be this amazing with dialogue 😂

[@HearthingTV]

Samurai Cop is my new guilty pleasure. "It's so bad it's good" is a beautiful way of describing this hot mess. The dialogue, the delivery, the cinematography all borders on parody, which to me is the perfect recipe for an unironic comedy masterpiece. The most polished piece of this turd is the soundtrack, which is better than it has any right to be. Samurai Cop is way funnier than most comedies these days, and it's all accidental. I'm so glad the YT algorithm brought me here. Seriously, sit down with a pizza and laugh your ass off from start to finish.

[@kevinoleary9361]

My thoughts exactly

[@sarahmclin2434]

I needed something to cheer me up and this didn't disappoint!

[@Nachtdwaler]

I tried getting this point across to a friend of mine, but no matter how I articulate it, he doesn't believe in ''it's so bad it's good''. For him it's just bad and that's the end of it. I'm sad I can't share the joy that is watching this kind of golden schlock with him.

[@karashea7823]

I’m just told my friend who sent this “gift” to me (he explained it just like you did) “I’m a minute into this and I’m DYING over the music!”😂

[@TonySkittleAlive184]

This is just like an anime 😅 it's awesome 😎

[@CassiniProjekt]

There is one thing this film does well - it has that early 90s dream like haze and summery brightness, it's exactly the same haze and lighting scheme from my childhood

[@justsumguy8193]

maybe thats why i enjoy this so much, it makes me feel like a kid again

[@abhid.2679]

Exactly@@justsumguy8193

[@projectx5154]

"Bad movie" comedy should definitely be a genre of its own

[@youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277]

But it's only truly funny if it's *unintentionally* bad

[@kermitthefrog4830]

@@youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277 EXACTLY, like The Room or its gay version Ben and Arthur

[@BCodance]

Miami Connection has a spot on that list.

[@somethingawesome9547]

So for the main character, he actually cut his hair prematurely, thinking he was done filming. However, he was notified that there was more filming that still needed to be done, so he's wearing a wig in some of the scenes LMAO.

[@CostarPelotheri]

[@ThePeej]

In the fight scene at 47:41 the wig fully falls off!! 🤣

[@martinvannostrand8488]

@@ThePeejoh my god you’re right

[@ryanjofre]

Lmao. Makes sense. Awesomely bad movie.😂😂

[@smellypatel5272]

@@ThePeej that's hilarious

[@pantarhei7]

"Why did you come under" "' 'Cause I'm an undercover cop" I'm dead

[@MrBratkenSolov]

don't die nogga

[@StigPrice]

You know a film is going to be of the highest quality when it starts with a synth spamming the pentatonic scale like they've just discovered it.

[@zazelby]

When Robert Z'Dar is the top-billed star, you know it's going to be a good film.

[@Gylaran]

His top movie Maniac Cop is the classic.

[@AmyWebster-u6l]

RIP Robert.😢

[@neloysuccess5836]

​@@AmyWebster-u6lhe is in hell cause he is a non muslim

[@pauldonvito6169]

When civilization finally faces its fiery demise, aeons in the future, I want this to be the only reminder of humanity's existence..

[@chrissharma4088]

I’d go with Troll 2

[@Perasaclip]

​@@chrissharma4088nah, The Room

[@ThunderWarrior01]

Being found in the basement of some long gone buildings on loop using whatever technology they had at the time on a crt lookalike only for those who’ve found it on their interstellar journey having to leave it playing because disconnecting it will completely destroy it. In the end trips are laid on to long gone earth for whoever wants to visit and watch

[@the81kid]

If you make it to the end of the movie, YOU win an Oscar!

[@tylergnosis2581]

I lost

[@TransitionedToAShark]

It’s easy to finish the best movie ever made

[@the81kid]

@@tylergnosis2581 You win a Razzie.

[@kevinoleary9361]

Give me an oscar

[@the81kid]

@@kevinoleary9361 It's in the mail. With your pizza rolls.

[@ryanjofre]

Definitely one of the greatest action movies of the late 80’s/early 90’s! Should have been nominated for an Oscar!!! Masterpiece!

[@Thelavendel]

it was nominated and it won! Pay attention!

[@lightning76]

Nothing can beat 80's & early 90's atmosphere

[@Mildredpotka]

The 70’s porneraaaa

[@ColinJ88]

The cops wife, Sally, who had her throat cut, delivered the best acting out of anyone in the entire movie in her roughly 2 minutes of screen time.

[@sinceritybaldwin4147]

My husband and I are laughing so hard. A great way to start the week 😂

[@only257]

The rifftrax live version is hilarious 😅

[@laychooichuah8601]

​@@only257the ❤1aAqqq😅😅

[@laychooichuah8601]

​@@only257lll0lpl0p00 I'm 00

[@Mildredpotka]

You’re not married. Imaginary wife.

[@nariman_kashefi]

Somehow it's more fun than 90 percent of the today's movies.

[@beef6958]

"What does ramen mean?" "It means Japanese spaghetti."

[@Reggie2000]

Hilariously, he's not wrong. I Googled it. Katana literally means "sword" in Japanese. Ergo, Japanese Sword. 😂

[@ElTigre12024]

"What does kamikaze mean?" "It means Japanese 9/11"

[@benstrbich8813]

With a budget of roughly 7,000 USD and an income of 384,000 USD, it’s up there with some of the most profitable films of modern times.

[@marcusfieldfield4069]

😂 $7000 it had to be more than that ! How much did they pay the actors ?

[@JaePhalcon]

Probably nothing lmfao

[@MST3Kfan1]

@@marcusfieldfield4069 nowadays, the $7,000 wouldn’t even cover the catering

[@mbryngelson]

This is the greatest film in cinematic history. How many academy awards did this win. So much better than Lethal Weapon

[@Partyzant666]

Why are the sex scenes cut out from the movie? Are you nuts? They are brilliant! If Amir was alive, he would sue you.

[@redmille1000]

Once you’ve seen those black bikini briefs you’re glad the scenes were cut!

[@SlasherIncorporated]

Whoever uploaded this probably edited them out fearing that KZbin might flag the video for nudity or something.

[@kurtfalco]

I might stop by later so keep it warm. Best line ever.

[@CostarPelotheri]

The sex innuendos in this movie are funny and straight forward.

[@boltonpete]

11:04 "Ya got him." The facial expression from Joe 😂

[@joshwallace6373]

The most diverse Asian gang ever, they were ahead of their time

[@orangejacket4551]

Definitely lol. They had black guys, Asian guys, white guys - the whole fun party as bad guys 😂😂😂

[@Kokong]

@@orangejacket4551all united by their incredible haircuts

[@neloysuccess5836]

​@@orangejacket4551racism ended

[@Human_Harvest]

I love how it’s a Japanese gang and yet none of them are Japanese apart from the boss 😅

[@SlasherIncorporated]

Okamura is Japanese too. He's the only one besides Fujiyama lol

[@justsumguy8193]

I think Zidar's character is also supposed to be Japanese even tho he's clearly a white guy lolololol

[@gregingram4996]

I can't believe Matt Hannon wasn't at least nominated for a best actor Oscar® for his performance in this movie! What fine acting skills!

[@crimedramadvdhotspot7720]

Yeah sure buddy, nominated for a best actor in a cheap azz film like this

[@gregingram4996]

@@crimedramadvdhotspot7720That was sarcasm, dude.

[@DonovenGrey]

What's a katana?

[@DonovenGrey]

@@crimedramadvdhotspot7720 You wish you could act as good as this dude!

[@DisobedientSpaceWhale]

​@@DonovenGrey it means Japanese sword

[@RedPillGrimReaper]

When I really think about it, it actually takes a lot of skill to make a movie this bad and still be entertaining

[@pingamalinga]

Perfect cheese is the ultimate art. Extremely difficult to get it just right. Cannon made a lot of gems.

[@Vectone]

Bless this youtube channel for having a legendary movie.

[@jackkruser2614]

Finally, someone uploaded this one of hollywoods greatest film, thanx

[@nariwashere8549]

You can say what you want, they did with 7000$ a full Movie and it's better than Marvel and DC

[@RYN988]

Surely you can’t be serious?

[@SlasherIncorporated]

No, it isn't. Don't be ridiculous.

[@Laissez-faire402]

I hate comments like this. This is clearly not better than those films.

[@RomanesEuntDomus.]

​@@Laissez-faire402it IS better than those films. They look better because they have a lot of special effects and top billed "stars", but the acting and the script are crap

[@Haerinx87]

Movies like these are perfect on a Friday night with a pizza and some cold beer! Pure entertainment

[@DineroSucio754]

I like watching these movies cuz it reminds me of watching old action movies with my pops, good times....

[@hueylouisnonews]

Thank you KZbin for this gift, this black gift of a video

[@absolutely1337]

nice to find a 1080p version of this for the collection! only managed 360p till stumbling on this.

[@eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696]

What does: "undisputed best movie of all time" mean in japanese? "It means Samurai Cop"

[@nsxdarin]

That opening music sounds like I'm playing an old Nintendo game 😂

[@josephfragosa7023]

An absolute cinematic masterpiece!!!

[@denisvandamme9091]

17:37 “Bingo” 😂😂😂

[@ThunderWarrior01]

God i love B-Movies. Ones such as this and Miami Connection brighten my darkest mood and never fail to entertain me.

[@firasmasri6662]

I'm amazed this wasn't nominated for an Oscar the acting story choreography amazing 😂

[@Thalavarakal]

Wow. This is definitely one of the movies.

[@terabaaptb2657]

THANKS FOR UPLOADING THIS CULT CLASSIC

[@TheFinalBoss25]

Scorsese and Tarantino learned a lot about cinema from this movie

[@HubCityMan]

It's quite possibly the best film of all time. The room is up there but i think this one takes the cake.

[@Beautiple]

fucking masterpiece. laughed my ass off drunk sober and hangover. good shit.

[@jeffharrison6059]

This movie reminds me of something that would have been a Sega CD game from digital pictures, ala Ground Zero Texas or Night Trap

[@stum8551]

This is legendary. Aside from the often discussed scenes, it’s also amazing how the assortment of bad guys can’t shoot for shit!

[@ryanjofre]

All the sarcastic, facetious & snarky comments in the comment section don’t realize this movie is considered a Masterpiece of American filmmaking in Japan!

[@gregpatterson2829]

A Hollywood masterpiece. Thanks for the upload 🙏

[@BoundInChains]

A full upload finally! Thank you!

[@PerryCJamesUK]

It's advertised as full, but it's heavily edited.

[@RomanesEuntDomus.]

Not full, unfortunately

[@BoundInChains]

Oh ok. Well anyway it's still as good as the complete one ​@@PerryCJamesUK

[@PerryCJamesUK]

@@BoundInChains No, the full version is the only one worth watching, in my personal opinion. It's like somebody telling you are having Spaghetti Bolognese, but they just give you the Spaghetti hehehe

[@MShazarul]

Omg 45:40 funny af! Didn’t add the sound of the revolver but the trigger has been pulled. Losing my shit watching this show hahaha

[@morbidcorpse5954]

Good god 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Epiales3]

Truly awesome directing.

[@MangoSmoothieYumYum]

Tbh I am having a blast watching this, love the 80/90s vibes and I can feel the cast having fun! This is a good time! Samurai Cop rulez!

[@AE-pv9vc]

Somehow, Samurai Cop can shoot bullets angrier than anyone I've ever seen...

[@Vikashar]

The youtube ads have more budget than this whole movie

[@jasonstclair1329]

Making it till the end is an achievement 😂

[@RomanesEuntDomus.]

Are you talking about the audience or the actors? Lol

[@DetoxA1313]

this is the only complete and clean audio version available. i bought the rifftrax version on prime before i knew what i had done. would have rather gotten a RLM version for my money. Thank you for posting this here

[@ricktherrien8235]

“Stay back this guy is mine!!” Promptly gets kicked in the balls.

[@robertedwards2453]

I laughed so hard at that part. Swinging that bat around and immediately getting kicked in the nuts hahaha

[@ThommyofThenn]

I love D list exploitation films and the late 80s/early 90s ones are arguably the peak of the genre. I'd seen bizarre memes and reactions pics from this film but have never actually seen it. Thanks for uploading

[@landofthesilverpath5823]

"This gift. This...black gift."

[@TheReichStuff1939]

This is a masterpiece 👏

[@osensey1]

What happened? You out or in? - Baby, I'm always in. heheheheeh great converstion.

[@votpavel]

came for a laugh, left wanting part 2

[@RomanesEuntDomus.]

That's what she said

[@Foodisgood]

There is a sequel.....

[@votpavel]

@@Foodisgood no way

[@K0Vodka]

oh my god!🤭

[@daz804]

One of the best movies I've ever watched❤

[@SamuraiCamel]

This movie is the reason I've applied to join the police.

[@neloysuccess5836]

😂

[@_h-ji9so]

This is just the best movie i ever watched a masterpiece 🎉

[@michaelmichaelson6766]

1:25:50 That song fits so great to the part where you see the dead villain (it doesn't fit the movie for sure), like a melancholic 90s music video.

[@ionpavlidis5978]

I think of these movies as snapshots of their time, photo albums from the past. I find I can enjoy even the worst ones that way.

[@GreasyMcNasty]

Easily one of my favorite bad movies of all time. It's always a treat to watch. Thanks for the upload!

[@ryanjofre]

What do you mean bad? This is amazing!

[@coldmystery6754]

Have you seen the sequel?

[@GreasyMcNasty]

@@ryanjofre haha let me rephrase that then, my favorite GOOD bad movie 😁

[@gimli2642]

bad?

[@ryanjofre]

@@gimli2642 It’s so bad that’s approaching pure comedy! It’s next level awful!

[@BrosepherStoned]

This has a real I need to launder my drug money feel to it 😂😂😂

[@billybatts8283]

Thank you for this gift. This, black gift...

[@chrishateley5582]

That opening theme sounds like something from the title screen of a Super Nintendo game.

[@KenMasters.]

Nah, Sega Genesis because of the muffled sound.

[@SlasherIncorporated]

Yeah, more like a Sega Genesis game. But it does indeed sound like retro video game music lol

[@NinjaFreak380]

The music is actually pretty awesome at times.

[@NightmareSnake]

This movie made me rethink my entire life Or at least an hour and a half of it

[@AhYesIndeedItsFunTime]

This is so good it cured my depression

[@s4nnybunny04]

greatest action movie ever made.

[@vincasvosylius6045]

Thank you thank you thank you for uploading!!!!

[@patrckhh20]

10:19 their car has a flat lol

[@morbidcorpse5954]

😂😂😂😂

[@Cumogemot]

i am looking for full movie in..lol, thanks for uploading

[@patrickweldon1]

One of the greatest bad movies ever. Every scene is a disaster.

[@CostarPelotheri]

these movies were great back then. But with today's technology they really look bad now. They used to be really enjoyable.

[@jamessmith84240]

It's incredible they managed to make a movie which so consistently fails in every aspect of film making for it's entirety.

[@DigiAkuma]

2:11 - It's very brief, but do people notice the film crew in the reflection of Fujiyama's Sunglasses? Hence why they were removed in his next scene.

[@coloradohikertrash9958]

Katana. It means Japanese sword

[@davyhenry8985]

It sure does

[@lefevrecorinne7608]

I was sure it meaned room stick

[@neloysuccess5836]

​@@lefevrecorinne7608chop stick

[@justsumguy8193]

The captain tells the lawyer to get a job. lololol the dude already has a job

[@brycevaldez4635]

The part that I feel like is overlooked is when the cop said call security 💀

[@JannahSWT]

You think he can check a whole hospital on his own?

[@brycevaldez4635]

@@JannahSWT 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@BlitztheDragon]

This movie has inspired me to join the War on Drugs. On the side of the drugs.

[@sanpuru1969]

Love how all the characters sound like their dialogue was captured using entirely different sets of equipment, ranging from an empty tin can and a pocket tape recorder, up to a WalMart microphone held half an inch away from the mouth.

[@karashea7823]

“I’m gonna catch is some bad guys” beautiful

[@lobachevscki]

I fills my heart with joy this movie has almost 1MM views here.

[@m.freedomlovingamerican2723]

Joe: “Do you hear something?” Frank: “No, is that him?” Joe: “I guess so, looks like this is his last f**k.” Frank: “Let him finish it then.” Joe: (Charges gun) “Hell no.”

[@gulogulo9867]

This is cinematic magic.😲

[@reviewsmysteries7291]

The big guy in the small box is such a big reveal

[@atillaozturk7075]

1990... The 80's mullet was still so popular.

[@KenMasters.]

For 1991, this entire film looked like it was shot 5 years before its release.

[@SosaSal_]

This movie is a classic!!!

[@VaclavPoland]

Легендарный фильм шедевр! Учитесь как снимать великое кино!

[@ThunderWarrior01]

The chase near the start is nothing short of epic especially with its awesome soundtrack

[@kertaskulitIII]

That intro music, reminds me of the old contra opening theme.😂

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

This is one of the best movies ever made idc the Beginning with he guy quoting al capone is GOLD 😂😂😂

[@Desh681]

Each scene seems to be edited at the end of the camera shot. So there always seems to be something funny like the actors freezing in place waiting for director to say cut

[@bondoly66]

Maybe the greatest movie ever written, produced and acted.

[@anacatarina1388]

This is the best classic martial arts crime action movie ever. I also can't wait for the second chapter👮⛩🔥🤩🤩🤩🤩