Samurai Cop - OSW Film Review!

[@Huskers_fan99]

Samurai Cop: “Kick off, what the fuck is this?” Fatal Deviation: “the iconic into-the-camera line ‘What the fuck is this?!” Love it when things come full circle!

[@OSW]

BINGO! Our first ever video in 1080p! Thanks to our boy Matt TheSw1tcher, and our brahs at kzbin.info for the custom graphics!

[@Tactical_Hotdog]

OSW Review HD +TheSw1tcher together at last, happy days are here indeed.

[@alexandervazquez6569]

OSW Review HD please do The Room

[@SolidMike84]

John Hondo Oh GOD YES!

[@headhunter0025]

OSW Review HD You know how the Two Best Friends love them some Samurai Cop

[@Booginns]

OSW Review HD yes, please do The Room. I need this.

[@Duzykutas]

Its Beardy, Baldie, Glasses, and a couple of Black lads. That was perfection!

[@willsnyder4399]

One thing to point out is that those samurai swords at the end were REAL FUCKING SWORDS so the actors had to swing very slowly to keep from getting, you know, cut with real fucking swords. Hence the weird speed up during the fight

[@austinchou6223]

"Freeze Nakamura" YEAOHHHHH!

[@needycatproductions6830]

You know what the one thing is that I hate about OSW-Videos? It's that, at some point, they have to end :-(

[@rgordian624]

Albert K. This is amazing

[@thatoneguy668]

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

[@nl1817]

I wish we could just go Truman show on all of the osw crew... I’d pay for that before the network

[@richardtherichard26]

Literally tho. If I could just hang out with the lads for a day.... I always get so sad when their vids end bc it’s like saying goodbye to a few friends. 😥

[@mauriceroc8563]

Can't believe they didn't say one thing about the goddamn lion that stands out like a sore thumb

[@vitkozusky6630]

It's a shame Robert Z'Dar died, he'd be great in the sequel. I can at least hope for a hologram (or cardboard cutout, considering the budget) cameo.

[@garyhall7867]

He'd be walking around with his head flopping all over the place

[@MoeCristyBreaks]

“Keep your Cooch (sp?) warm!“ Gets killed by hot oil into that area. Genius!

[@PigMan161]

“Face in the pillow and go like the clappers” is still my favourite OSW line

[@michaelkeller5927]

Finished my 10th (at least) watch through of all the OSW's so now I'm watching the film reviews yet again. I love these lads so much

[@thatpart]

"Lionel Richie and the cast of Streets of Rage". Just spit out coffee

[@CastleGuitar17]

This was without question one of the funniest OSW Reviews ever. I literally did not stop laughing for the full 44 minutes. Absolutely hilarious, would love to see many, many more reviews of shitty, low budget movies like this in the future

[@randombencounter263]

You say quarter past ten, I say he looks like JR's boy Doctor Death Steve Williams.

[@LeSensuel]

I thought the exact same thing, especially when he has his hair down.

[@elltell1990]

Ben Kielar I was gonna saw ponytailed Rusev!

[@nt3753]

i rather thought of Sylvester terkay with the prominent chin and long hair , never seen steve Williams long hjaired

[@guyincognito5706]

Also, I thought that Mr. Perfect looked more like '92 Sid Justice

[@bloodrunsclear]

I got to interview Mark Frazer and HE voiced half of those extras! Also, he improvised the only legitimately funny line in the film. The others are voiced by the director.

[@SolidMike84]

Street Fighter the Movie is another "So bad, it's good". Raul Julia is awesome though, dying and still acting better than the entire cast, a shining diamond in a turd.

[@DrJReefer]

Jean Claude. For you, this was the greatest acting you have ever seen. But for me... It was Tuesday

[@khlkhjhlk]

I just watched Samurai Cop for the first time last week. I had a vague memory of seeing an OSW Samurai Cop episode and skipping it cause I didn't know the movie. I found it. Everything's come full circle. Good episode for a hilarious movie.

[@millj021]

Face in the pillows go like the clappers is probably one of V1 funniest quotes

[@TippiGordon]

33:38 V1 goes full Jim Cornette. I'm dead.

[@reidmason2551]

The dental office at the "hospital" with the trashy nurse still gets me. How do you miss a huge detail like that?

[@richardtherichard26]

It’s actually (somewhat?) common for hospitals to have a dentist on staff. About 7 years ago I took a hockey puck to the mouth on a Saturday night. Lost all 4 front teeth down to the root. Gone. Nothing there but holes. No dentists open on the weekend but bc the bleeding wouldn’t stop I went to the er. They had a dentist there. @ midnight on a Saturday. Not sure quite how common it is, and not sure about a whole office, maybe a personal one just for him lol, but I can say from personal experience that it DOES exist. At least some hospitals have dentists on staff.

[@ipleasenothing]

Maniac cop has the same neck doctor as chyna with that recovery time

[@ricey23]

Beardy, baldy, glasses, and a couple of black lads... Best band name ever.

[@KevinQ]

Like if you want OSW to review the Room

[@miroku888]

They did. Its on their website.

[@jacobfrederiksen1129]

V1's rant about Knox's broken neck is amazing. Great review lads, loved it.

[@Pineappolis]

All these years later and it's _still_ a truly iconic OSW moment (I think because it's so rare to hear V1 that angry).

[@MonkeyTimelord]

Now that you've completed Matt McMuscles' challenge, you have the right to issue him a challenge. Time to get him to review a WWE studios masterpiece, I think.

[@dxrebel]

This review really made me wanna watch. . . . Lethal Weapon lol. Seriously, how much is fun is Lethal Weapon? Riggs and Murtaugh are gold and that smooth sax soundtrack ugh

[@animeindoorsir]

This is amazing. You really should do Miami Connection next.

[@lizzyk.3306]

ReviewsAndStuff Can't wait for the Terror in Beverly Hills review also.

[@sublimek]

V1: That's ten times worst OOC: Why? V1 (Calmly): He murders him. Despite having a broken neck.. V1 raises his voice: HE GETS TO HIS FEET!! I literally couldn't stop laughing at that part.

[@eroupopper]

you guys are really funny. I bet you guys are really cool to hang out with.

[@OSW]

+eroupopper Oh stop it you! You'd like us! Well, some of us. Well, one of us...maybe :D

[@eroupopper]

+OSW Review HD nope, I like all of you guys.

[@Jimmbuss]

+OSW Review HD lovely reference Mr Smeeee Heeeeee 😅

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

+eroupopper yeah between this film and the comments its gold lol

[@xsbaron8268]

+OSW Review HD can you guys review Pumpkinhead 2 bloodwings

[@RipcordVids]

This feels like the exact opposite of what you can do on a shoestring budget. Just one year later, Robert Rodriguez made El Mariachi for under 10,000 dollars, and it got picked up by Columbia and grossed 2 million.

[@andrewpotts2773]

The Police station at 20:56. Step one: hand make police station sign. Step two: find abandoned, boarded up warehouse. Step three: Hang sign above door of said warehouse to get external shot. That's a wrap.

[@GeorgeNexusFitness]

What a WHOPPER of an episode to return from work to. Top stuff yet again lads.

[@Lenoh]

9:19 As a Californian, no, this would be exactly what a "high speed" car chase on a residential street (~50mph) would look like in front of normal freeway traffic (~75-85mph) Good eye though, I had to run it back to make sure they DIDN'T pull any screwiness with the chase scene. Kudos to Mr. OOC there!

[@pennyplaysgames919]

I appreciate the pain you three go through, so that you can entertain us.

[@SonnyGTA]

When you watch interviews with Matt Hannon....it’s really funny! He’s a great story teller.

[@cookieface80]

The Shinobi reference makes this video automatically a 10/10.

[@punkojosh89]

God this film is like an unironic Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. One of the best reviews you've done. Can you check out The Room next?

[@InfiniCalendar]

"You don't know how much a samurai cop makes"😂😂

[@timraup4888]

This video is fucking timeless. I've watched it an easy ten times. Beautiful guys.

[@GATguy98]

*”HE GETS TO HIS FEET!”*

[@darringardner6310]

33:33 i laughed my ass off... HE GETS TO HIS FEET HE'S MOVING LIMBS HIS NECK IS SNAPPED lmao

[@TheRaven361]

OMG BEST Steve V1 Rant Ever xD!!! 33:12 to 34:00 lol best HE GETS TO HIS FEET!!! :D love this review kick ass once again OSW Review Cheers Brahs :D

[@BryanShadowbuck]

V1 channeling his inner Bryan Alvarez with that rant! Can a Coke to V1 there!

[@sambrown2438]

TheRaven361 Best part for me as well! XD :D

[@SolidMike84]

TheTVPartyNetwork "-5 STARS!!!"

[@ArtVandelayOfficial]

+TheRaven361 see when he twists the baddies arm around and does a weird thumb fist strike,the actor did that coz he was so over the film and was doing any stupid shit to see if they'd use the take lol

[@Kerbalf]

OSWreview really brightens up my day. Thanks for the laugh, lads!

[@Boi-xc4dk]

There is actually a song called Samarai Cop. It’s a love song by Dave Matthews Band. They said they were watching this movie while writing the song.

[@TheSteelStallion]

7:46 Jesus, I first noticed Fabio Cop turning the steering wheel the opposite direction his car was turning too, unless he's just dropped the car from a kerb.

[@OfficialFingazMC]

Hmm that's weird, I used to have to do the passport thing to watch this video (I didn't, I downloaded it on that watch through) but now I don't, sweet!

[@HamRadioCrashCourse]

How does anyone acquire a jaw as big as Knox's?

[@rmd251]

Surgery.

[@brianban110]

Honestly if i had the money, influence and juice I'd remake some of the bad movies you giys have reviewed. Fatal deviation, samurai cop, maniac cop, and other bad movies like this. I'd do them in gribdhouse/exploitation/ B-movie style. IDK that's just me

[@volrath__]

Please review The Room! I know its been done loads of times, but hearing you guys give out would be awesome! :D

[@Sorsdahl13]

Excellent review, as always. Didn't know a thing about the film until you reviewed it, so I feel all caught up for when the second one comes out, (not watching that fucking thing). Thought you three were going to review Predator, but I was wrong. Would like to see you do one, though. If not the three, maybe Jay and OOC. Think you two would work well for movie reviews. Keep up the good work and I look forward to your next review.

[@elltell1990]

The cheap as chips budget, terrible acting, props as convincing as a Mr McMahon apology, everything done in one take...it's Ed Wood's Samurai Cop!

[@AdamHauger]

This.Is.Amazing. Thank you based god! You should do Kung Fury its only like 20 minutes long and I don't know how anything other than absolute gold could come out of an OSW Review and commentary

[@TheSecondIDare]

If you boys can get your hands on "deadly prey" I'd love to see your thoughts on that. An ultimate warrior lookalike in hot pants, being hunted by generic 80's bad guys; classic. I'll even send you a copy if you inbox me. It really is the best "worst" film I've ever seen.

[@farseerflore9512]

Was that ginger bird Cynthia Rothrock? Looks like the kind high caliber film you would expect to see her in.

[@MrCenanuff]

3:40 "Kick off! What the fuck is this?" Best intro ever!

[@Rocky305MS]

Only question left is..will the Wig be back in Part 2??

[@UseYourNikesBro]

He commits Sepultura...I fuckin' died man.

[@MrEmperorApples]

True seppuku is actually a quick death. You're supposed to cut deep enough to sever the descending aorta, which makes you bleed out instantaneously.

[@tiredhippo82]

In the hospital I'm surprised you guys didn't give out about the 'dental office' sign. Does america combine their hospitals and dentists?

[@godfather71190]

Some of them

[@VeggieGamer]

Awesome return to form, Jay! This was a great episode! This movie looks like an awesome "get pissed and have a laugh" movie. The sequel looks dumb. I hate these sort of 'ironically shit' kind of movies, especially when they get idiots to fan-fund it. If you are thinking of doing more 'terrible movie' reviews, can I recommend The Killing of Satan? It's a Filipino "Horror" movie that has to be seen to be believed. It has also been dubbed (terribly). It would be awesome for you guys to do that at some point.

[@richardtherichard26]

Why do you care what other people, especially “idiots”, spend their own money on? You sound like a terrible person to have the misfortune of dealing with. You should grow up.

[@RainniteGaming]

you guys really need to do "They Live" with Pipper

[@SolitaryDrake]

I cannot possibly describe how giddy I got when I saw that Tommy Wiseau is going to be in the sequel to this. The Room is unabashedly one of my favourite movies, and having that maniac in more things is fantastic. Love the review lads, keep it up.

[@StunningSteve]

Boys...i beg of you...do Bill Cosbys Leonard Part 6 if for nothing else than the Cosby impressions...

[@franko8858]

Hilarious stuff. Just caught this movie after hearing about it a few weeks ago. Funny review, I missed so many other hilarious things in the film. Need to go watch again. Just found your channel. Great stuff.

[@andrewpotts2773]

Take a closer look at the fire extinguishers. They are two different sizes. Marvellous.

[@sydIRISH]

AWESOME!!!!! Worse than "The Room", but in a good way....kind of. Does that make sense??? I really thought nobody else on the planet had seen this besides myself and my circle of friends. Thanks for this, lads!!!!

[@CaptNRetro]

I loved the shot of the Defender Cab in the house when the guy jumped out of the window

[@detectiveschitz]

Classic, love your film stuff, guys! If you're open to suggestions, it'd be cool to get your take on "Fatal Deviation" - the Kung-fu epic set in County Meath ;)

[@TheAlan136]

The “hey wait a minute” scene reminds me of Roddy Piper during the IQuit match “Wadda ya say??”

[@UnflappableWoppy]

please tell us youre going to review samurai cop 2 soon!!! :D i love the lets watch reviews just as much as the wrestling reviews now

[@Iceozo1]

I understand V1 getting mad over the whole rising up after having a broken neck, but it's totally possible as long as the spinal cord isn't severed.

[@phoenixsplash135]

This video is everything i ever wanted. PS. Jay, you should be a guest on the best friend podcast!

[@adampearce302]

The real door behind the fake door! Then he bumps terribly on the door. lol

[@roninkraut6873]

I know I’m late but the black gun in her drawer is a 1911 and then she pulls out a single action army revolver. America!

[@PaprIKaBeats]

You guys need to review "Kung Fury" !

[@HamRadioCrashCourse]

Fujiyama sounds hella Hawaiian. Dude can barely turn off the pidgin.

[@Gotakibono]

This movie is truly amazing. I watched it a few years ago and my mind was just blown away.

[@ennbee2051]

"But I believe that love is one continuous s-s-sch-s-stream... which is never ends!" - Tommy Wiseau.

[@heidifedor]

His shouting “Shoot!”, repeatedly, reminds me of a video game soundtrack.

[@ACDCKISSACDCKISS]

You guys just need to make a movie review sub channel because this was fucking fantastic lmao had me cracking up the entire time.

[@milorunningduck]

To contrast, you should watch Sgt. Kabuki Man NYPD. If only to see what this could have, and should have been.

[@JokrB3]

When's the sequel review coming guys

[@Robv93]

love the accapella version of sepultura...you should add that to the ever growing list of songs for your cover album! XD surprised I've never heard of this film, looks godawful :P

[@tigerboy1966]

What's the point of casting Robert Z'Dar, the man with the biggest chin in the world, and then making him grow a fin beard.

[@mickygurll]

You have a point but I kinda dig the beard it's a good look.

[@CCLonYT]

Are ya gonna do Samurai Cop 2?

[@persiusshelly6635]

Ooo, how about doing Kung Fury, Turbo Kid, Wolf Cop, Manborg, Hobo With A Shotgun, and when it becomes available Samurai Cop 2: Deadly Vengeance.

[@persiusshelly6635]

+Wilfred Birchrock If this isn't the remastured Blueray than that is clearly the better watch.

[@tiredhippo82]

Also HOW THE HELL DID YOU NOT MENTION THE LIONS HEAD!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT THING! Did one of them decapitate someone from the musical version of the lion king!

[@ironsheik84]

Speaking of Always Sunny, does Mike Knox aka Shang Tsung not look like fat Mac from season 7?

[@PsiDebby]

I need to see you guys review The Room, I need this in my life...

[@oN3xShOtxkilL]

They did it, look at their channel

[@venger]

Cameron Oppenheimer (Redhead) is stunning and has a fucking awesome body.

[@headhunter0025]

Any fans of this should watch The Switchers Super Best Friends Play videos and likewise, such a great synergy of fandom. Between OSW, TBF and Maffew weve got ourselves a nice little network!

[@lampini]

I can't believe you guys didn't push the fact that this movie had "Screen power." I mean it said so on the vcr case.

[@evrbody]

Murtaugh Guy has a constant "I'm in a movie!" face.

[@BRYANFROST]

OMG he really just called that dude Lionel Richie! I'm in tears laughing!

[@sierradelta6524]

Hang about, 40:49-40:51, is that an Arashikage symbol on that sword?! Also these guys are fucking awesome!!

[@no1wasgeorgiebest]

Is the bad guy with the beard in Tango and Cash? Edit: I think he is. Robert Z'Dar. Please review Tango and Cash!!!

[@jonathanruvalcaba6568]

Quick question lads for your X-7 review will you guys be doing the Sunday night heat because correct me if I'm wrong x factor is on that heat

[@kutulukutu]

I would argue that committing Sepultura with a broken neck is nowhere near as impressive as winning an Olympic gold metal with a broken freakin neck.

[@-hyphen-21]

Hey, would you guys be willing to review God Bless America?

[@-hyphen-21]

Or Doctor Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog. Neither are absolutely terrible, I just want to get your opinions.

[@TheM00ndawg]

Gosh, to be a total dude for a moment high cut g-string bikini bottoms really need to come back into style. Those things are amazing. Awesome review lads can't wait for the next ep, and maybe even the eventual samurai cop sequel!