Songs I Hate

[@jamievjams]

I feel like this video should've been titled "Why I Hate Wedding Socials" Ranting about that is the most passionate I've ever seen you.

[@piemain]

how did you comment on a video yesterday when it was uploaded today

[@JimmyFeelsIt]

Wait, what?

[@ZaneDalton]

Jamie Vere “1 day ago”...

[@Gabriel-xu3vm]

How did you comment a day ago when the video was uploaded a few seconds ago?

[@ZaneDalton]

Mr. Crowley he’s a patron supporter

[@Christopher_Wheeler]

That student: Jared Dines.

[@darklordthomaspie6293]

He's a little old for that...

[@galacticpills]

Nice one 🤣

[@brandongreene3213]

Ayyyyyyy got em

[@f1rebreather123]

@@darklordthomaspie6293 never too old to learn to suck at guitar

[@darklordthomaspie6293]

@@f1rebreather123 Yeah, but Samurai Guitarist called him a kid and said that his mother basically made him a glorified babysitter.

[@jayw7257]

Jared never cared for what you do. Never cared for what you know. But he knew. His attention was so far, no matter how close. A student couldn't be much worse from the start. He wasn't ever trusting who you are. And nothing else mattered.

[@dragonpundit.6443]

You win the Internet for this day!

[@sharkmanyt4431]

Lmao

[@stephbets]

Fun fact: my house has the German national anthem as it’s doorbell. None of us knew that. Then we had some German friends stay and they were like, “why is the German national anthem your doorbell????”

[@deathbypotato5030]

wow that's a nice fact

[@stephbets]

@@deathbypotato5030 yeah I thought so

[@inuliger]

Did they have the wurst time, ja?

[@stephbets]

@@inuliger I snorted at this lol

[@inuliger]

​@@stephbets Hehehehe. Glad you enjoyed that schnitzel bit of humour ;)

[@shreyanukil8520]

Sammy G: Jared wanna learn some new songs? Jared: No Sammy: Why? Jared: Cause nothing else matters!

[@osmankovacevic6135]

The kid took it personally like MJ

[@donaldsalkovick396]

The intro to nothing else matters is all open strings so that makes sense

[@yungwhop]

Patrick Sommer yeah so all open string lol

[@HotStrange]

Patrick Sommer that’s what he said? Lol he never said you use every string.

[@ACoustaDC]

If I hear that song before bed... I sleep with one eye open.

[@JaxonHaze]

Yeah I used to play it on my friend’s guitar before I even started playing

[@Ratmatia]

Yeah but it sounds so good

[@scottierye]

Jarret was probably trolling. Disregarding everything except for nothing else matters implying that nothing mattered to him other than nothing else matters. What a genius.

[@treetheoak8313]

That's what I thought he was probably trollin hard.

[@redskullz1249]

Very Meta-lica

[@vaocl]

I wanna talk to jarret

[@poiur]

Of course he was playing only one song because nothing else matters.

[@jorgeluishernandezpreciado3036]

I can’t understand how Sammy could lost the opportunity of making this joke

[@afifabast3958]

@@jorgeluishernandezpreciado3036 I guess that's how bad he hated the song, he won't even make a joke out of it

[@fffvsr]

george clooney agrees

[@jokesly1256]

beat me to it

[@Fo4assaultriflefan92]

At least he did play the song i hate

[@karateman302]

When he preface's a song with "this has a tragic story" and you emotionally prepare...then he says "the hockey team I hate won" and you get angry for being misleading...then you remember he's Canadian

[@DarioTinucci]

"Wild honey pie" was, basically, Paul McCartney having fun with tape loops, and made it to the album only because of the (puzzling) enthusiasm of Pattie Bloyd when she heard it. In a book about the White Album I read some wise words about what a pity is that the woman who inspired two of the best love songs of the time ("Something" and "Layla") also has to take responsibility for this 😂

[@Sangreezy]

It's always reminded me of sonic youth. Like they heard that song and were like wait a minute... Also There's a solid Pixies cover of Wild Honey Pie that's pretty fun too, from their BBC recordings

[@mccritical]

@@Sangreezy The Pixies do for "Wild Honey Pie" what Earth Wind & Fire did for "Got to Get You into My Life", and it's twice as long as the original.

[@damfino1964]

Kenny G noodling over Louis Armstrong’s “What a Wonderful World” is one of the greatest musical travesties I’ve ever heard.

[@crimfan]

Yes, I was thinking of exactly that. Evidently Bachman did that to Lenny Breau.

[@jonnyroxx7172]

I agree. And I’ve met him. He’s a really nice guy.

[@saintsr0w1]

Look up what Pat Metheny said about it. Not pretty

[@mjslus02]

Whoever I think songs I hate, my mind first goes to terrible songs like "Donkey" bu Jerrod Niemann or "Must Be Nice" by Nickleback. But those songs are so awful the actually made me laugh. No, songs I really despise are popular songs that get stuck in your head but you dont want them to be there. Like "Who let the Dogs out" back in the day

[@ejf8225]

That’s how I felt about Bold As Love when John Mayer covered it

[@hadriewyn]

"Whenever, Wherever" is actually a lot better in spanish in my opinion. Not only the lyrics actually make sense, but the way she sings it makes more sense. To my ears the first hit Shakira had in english where it was somewhat close to the spanish counterpart was hips don't lie (although I still prefer the spanish version)

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

I prefer the spanish version of Hotel California by The Gypsy Kings WAY more than the original by The Eagles - and i cant speak a lick of spanish! I first heard it in the movie The Big Lebowski and still listen to it every now and then.

[@DanielGoncalves-wg2ys]

Is there a hips don't lie spanish counterpart? I'm not aware of it

[@BB-fd2rf]

Totally agree

[@kitoyobeni1]

Shakira's semi yodel singing voice makes me realize I'm only watching her to ogle and makes me feel dirty. Thanks MTV.

[@trillrifaxegrindor4411]

she is nice to watch dance but as soon as sound comes out of her im done

[@_SliK_]

I gotta say, being a huge Beatles fan, Wild Honey Pie has definitely grown on me. Like I can’t imagine the White Album without it. You can tell it’s one of those “let’s fuck about” kinda tunes where they would’ve had a laugh.

[@hombrerusode40anos72]

Yeah, like revolution 9

[@chaotickreg7024]

Wild Honey Pie was ironic pop music from back in the day

[@13strigoi69]

@@hombrerusode40anos72 You have to listen to Revolution 9 backwards. Lucifer will rise and make you a lovely cup of tea.

[@theelderskatesman4417]

@@hombrerusode40anos72 I used to know the whole thing by heart ... "the watusi, the twist ... Eldorado!" was my favourite bit.

[@Music-el7if]

Wild Honey Pie isn't a song. It's a throwaway freehand musical doodle. And it's great.

[@renzocalcagno536]

No it's not. It's another of those 'goofing around moments' the Beatles filled the White Album with. You can blame the drugs for that.

[@genjibenkei]

The Beatles is my favorite band but Wild Honey Pie is atrocious 🤦🏻‍♂️ I don’t understand why that made the cut.

[@renzocalcagno536]

@@genjibenkei The White Album is full of stuff like that. Funny because much of that was written while they were drug-free (except for some occasionally joint) in India with the Maharishi Yogi.

[@Malkmusianful]

@@renzocalcagno536 what do you think of similar tracks (A Small Package, Spare Chaynge) on Jefferson Airplane's After Bathing at Baxter's?

[@renzocalcagno536]

@@Malkmusianful Dunno. Haven't heard that album. Perhaps I should check it out, thanks! 😁

[@stephpicher]

You got to give it to Jared though: he really understood the meaning of the phrase "nothing else matters" and lived it with all his soul. Also, and I'm serious about this: you should make a documentary about *Boot Scootin' Boogie* "tradition" and all that goes with it. I'm pretty sure National Film Board would grant you money for this. 🙂

[@purplealice]

I hate all the "novelty dance" songs they play at weddings and parties - the Chicken Dance, the Mexican Hat Dance, the Tarantella, the Hora, the Macarena - an excuse for the bride's mother (who's completely drunk by then) to shake her bazooms at the guests.

[@BlackWhirlies]

Sounds like you come from a Spanish background! (Yes, I know the Hora is actually Roma)

[@purplealice]

@@BlackWhirlies Not really, although I have friends of various ethnicities whose festive occasions I've been invited to. I completely understand why the bride's mother gets sloppy drunk at the wedding - she's earned it. But that doesn't give her the right to expect me to do the chicken dance.

[@mk_rexx]

I don't like novelty songs in general. For some reason, it became very popular in my country back in the day and everyone capitalizes on it. While I was thankful I'm not alive during that time, but it doesn't matter because for some fucking reason our neighbor blasts Yoyoy Villame in the morning. For fuck's sake.

[@BlackWhirlies]

@@purplealice Do the chicken dance, Ace!

[@BlackWhirlies]

@@mk_rexx Philippines?

[@thodorisbeioglou4862]

Wild Honey Pie is a lifestyle

[@sonorational6521]

It's the only truly timeless Beatles song

[@adolescenttestudine3853]

When I first heard of it I thought ‘it can’t be that bad, it’s the Beatles!’. I’m also a big fan so I appreciate basically anything they make. But that was just terrible, it took me 3 attempts before I could bring myself to listen to the whole thing. To be fair tho, it was just the result of leaving Paul alone in the recording studio

[@sam.b1677]

I'm guessing you're coming from r/beatlescirclejerk?

[@jangouesmeldelatour9906]

Hell yea !

[@ChrissyFades]

I feel like the whole point of wild honey pie was to intentionally write the most outlandish and awful song possible

[@mkraulis]

The most Canadian thing I have heard on this chanel: "I hate that song because of the leafs", LOL! Lenny Breau is/was amazing.

[@schwarzerTeufel88]

As a German i feel like i have to say this: The German National Anthem is actually based on a poem written in the 19th Century. It was first adopted as the national anthem in 1922, before the nazis overtook (1930). After WW2 (1945) they simply ditched the first verse because (in retrospect to the whole nazi thing) it could be misinterpreted as having social darwnistic overtones but in reality is not more patriotic than any other national anthem. In conclusion you probably don't actually hate the german national anthem from 1941

[@Shadezman76]

Thank you for educating us about this. I'm a big fan of WWII history and did not know this. I see your point about it not being something we should find abhorrent because it actually was created well before the third reich. The National Anthem was created during The Holy Roman Empire or its successor The German Empire during the 1800s

[@Shadezman76]

@Auxiliary Stream Services Tyranny existed throughout history. If that's your point, understood. It wasn't until the 20th century when civilization realized this was wrong and only freedom can endure.

[@Shadezman76]

@Auxiliary Stream Services actually global communism would have been the only thing the world would know today had the allies let Hitler continue on his path to global domination. If Germany's defeat in WWII lead to communism then you obviously are drinking the koolaid from some BS fountain. I can name a handful of dictators that had risen to power during the same period as Hitler's rise, some of which became allies to Germany during the war. Point is communism was already established. Capitalism is freedom my friend. I don't have to rely on the government for my next meal, next car, next anything. I work hard and I buy them. That would never be possible had the Nazi won the war. If you think for one second that Hitler and his Nazi regime would have stopped at the western shores of Europe after conquering the entire continent you are not a realist and I'll give you the last word, but I won't be responding because it's not worth my time to carry on with a close-minded thinker

[@elonmush4793]

To get this back on topic: In Nazi Germany the anthem started with the first stanza ("Deutschland, Deutschland über alles" / "Germany above all"). To distance itself from the Nazis' territorial claims and ideology, nowadays the Republic of Germany only uses the third stanza as its anthem: "Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit" ("unity and justice and freedom"), which also kinda is Unified Germany's national motto. It's always super awkward when foreign singers start with the wrong line "Deutschland Deutschland über alles". It even happened at official ceremonies.

[@eisleyism]

Who fucking cares

[@SynthApprentice]

"But we have universal healthcare, and we mostly get along" Damn, that's some passive aggressive burn. Serious shade throwing, there. Well done, Manitoba Sam.

[@JoeBidensAdderall]

Too bad their health care is dog shit and anybody you needs real help quickly flies to the USA.

[@heidiheidiho6412]

Found the guy who got burned. :))

[@JoeBidensAdderall]

@@heidiheidiho6412 you caught me. it got me all patriotic and spitting facts at people who dont care lol

[@senza4591]

@@JoeBidensAdderall hey man, you doin okay? Did something bad happen, and a canadian botched the surgery? Because the only alternative is you're spouting vitriol on a system that works fora great many people regardless of wealth.

[@PaintHerWhite]

@Eli Schat You probably think air conditioning and cell phones are human rights. Health care is not a human right. Take a look at the Bill of Rights to learn what a true right is, and not your "calling everything a right" nonsense.

[@RC32Smiths01]

The Wedding Socials in Canada sound like a normal day here in Texas haha. Also I too despise Nothing Else Matters

[@joecold1243]

I despise the entirety of the Black Album. Like Sammy said, it is just radio arena rock.

[@RC32Smiths01]

@@joecold1243 The Black Album is not all bad in my opinion, but the memes and constant hearing of the song is what did it for me as far as disliking it goes.

[@joecold1243]

@@RC32Smiths01 for me it was just a huge step backwards in effort after AJFA and MoP. Super boring by comparison, imo. Hell, Load had more effort put into it than the Black Album, but because the songs weren't as catchy it didn't catch on as much, not that any album since Black has really been as big.

[@christoph.schneider]

@@joecold1243 Well, one must admit its phenomenal production.

[@joecold1243]

@@christoph.schneider it is very well produced, and it put Metallica firmly at the top of the mountain. It has definitely earned its place in history, I don't deny that at all.

[@MrTheguitaristguy]

Ive never seen Sammy so heated talking about the wedding socials holy cow.

[@WillayG]

Right? I feel like he made this video just so he could complain about it.

[@nos1000100]

A song i hate is "Cruise" by Florida-Georgia line ft. Nelly. Basically a dollar store remix where they turn the bass up and have random rap/pop bars thrown in. Far too many synthetic instruments and audio effects. The original song wasn't that good either.

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

*ALL* of those "Bro Country" artists are garbage to say the least. As someone who was raised on country music in the south, i *HATE* 99.99% of every modern country songs which are on the radio since 1990ish. There is some amazing bluegrass and country bands out there if you do some digging online, and look at the 40s-70s.. but mainstream country is now indistinguishable from pop and hiphop music... Note: _Just because you put a dobro, or steel guitar in your song doesn't make it "country"._

[@nos1000100]

@@the_original_Bilb_Ono ive pretty much stoped listening to country music. Sure there are a few okay songs but for the most part its a big X to me

[@monkeyflower3851]

I hate everything by and about Florida-Georgia Line. I think the thing that really pushed me over into Hatesville with them was that most of their songs are about getting drunk and screwing, and every single time they win any award, they get up on stage and say, "First of all, we'd like to thank our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ." Just ugh. I don't care what you do or don't believe in, but at least make an effort to not be a huge hypocrite about it.

[@Rowe4900candymachine]

Music designed specifically for people who would pass you from the right lane on the highway even though you're going 80 in a 65 mph zone.

[@6eggsinmybrain]

Bud, they left out flo ridas verse without the mix

[@alexpollock6932]

Don’t stop Believing, there is a limit to how many times you can play a song before it becomes unbearable to listen to. You need to use calculus to measure how far Don’t Stop Believing has gone past that threshold.

[@blakkmetal-wizkokk]

I feel like there was a period betwee, maybe, 2007 and 2015 where that song had a resurgence and was *everywhere* but I don't see it pop up as much these days

[@onionoino5256]

that limit was hit a day after the song released

[@overthemoon34]

@@onionoino5256 Hating popular stuff doesn't make you cool.

[@onionoino5256]

@@overthemoon34 oh, i know. i was just making a joke because of how often the song plays. i don't actually hate it :)

[@cobgod1415]

@@blakkmetal-wizkokk it plays at my local mall all the time but that's the only place i hear it

[@mikethegrunty5968]

Walking on sunshine. To me it’s like being in a really foul mood while you’re over hyper and perky friend is in your face trying to “cheer you up” or telling you to “ turn that frown upside down”. Not fun times

[@joshshrum2764]

Damn to me i just think of a beautiful woman walking down the broad walk or just when your actually feeling good about yourself not trying to force it.

[@joeshmoe7967]

Wish I was the writer though...It has been used for sooo many ads, enough to make you puke, but the writers gotta be swimming in cash.

[@spottedstar1123]

8:13 your American Idol couple description of coffeehouse covers is so oddly specific but I understand it on such a deeply visceral level

[@harryhinch234]

This should be titled "how to go from Bob Ross to Glenn Fricker"

[@icenic_wolf]

When bands do "...unplugged" versions of their own songs and slow them down, is that considered a coffeehouse cover?

[@HotStrange]

No

[@gilinachshen8094]

Maybe. Unless you're Eric Clapton and then it's better than the original songs

[@philsebastian7667]

Or zakk wylde playing machine gun man unplugged. Much better than the original

[@underwoodvoice9077]

Not necessarily, but The Pretenders should have left "Isle of View" in the can.

[@didds8869]

@@gilinachshen8094 Have to disagree with you there. Layla is nothing without Duane Allman

[@yopglomusic8872]

Apparently Jared thought nothing else matters.....

[@PoobiePants]

So "coffeehouse cover" is what that's called. My work chose one middle-aged mom to pick the music playlist, and it's filled with just a bunch of generic acoustic covers of iconic and enjoyable songs. Not to mention they are always, 100% of the time, sung by a young boy or girl with horrendous pop-style vowel sounds, regardless of whether or not the original song was sung in that style. Drives me nuts. Coffeehouse Cover will be a valuable addition to my mental encyclopedia.

[@shaneharrington3655]

MORE RANTY, ANGRY SAMURAI PLEASE. I lold.

[@reverendfawkes6138]

"My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion is my wife's single-most hated song. It's so bad that if there's even a cover of it, or a Muzak cover, parody, or even the opening flute bit she will freak out and leave the room. Like... blinding white-hot rage. She's never even watched Titanic because she can't stand it. For me... there's a particular disco song that has a /constant/ quarter-note clap... throughout the entire goddamned song. I can't remember the title, artist, or even any of the lyrics. Just that it had a bog-standard C-major key center [I think] and had that... incessant clapping. Even in the bridge/breakdown. Neither of us can stand Five Finger Donkey Punch. *UPDATE:* I went and irritated myself enough to find the cursed thing... "Right Back Where We Started From" by Maxine Nightingale.

[@localmusiclover605]

Take On Me?

[@angrycat3525]

@@localmusiclover605 Oh God, I hate that piece of crap. Nobody raised below the Arctic Circle has the voice range to sing it, but what do people request? Yeah, exactly!

[@angrycat3525]

Celine Dion, the poster child for praying mantises everywhere. Excuse me for a second ... BARF!!!! Maxine Nightingale was no prize for the ears either. However, all that clapping was a producer's decision, not hers. One can imagine a scenario similar to the "Don't Fear The Reaper" SNL sketch: "I've got a fever, and the only cure is ... more clap!" The session musicians took him to a place where he could get that. What was that producer's name? No idea. He probably retired after all that clap.

[@TokyoBlue587]

I hate "My Heart Will Go On" so much. I will leave the room or throw something out the window if that song comes on. Also hate "Firework" by Katy Perry, most annoying song ever.

[@EveningCrow]

Other people have mentioned it but you're spot on the Shakira song. A more precise translation would be: "Lucky it is to have sincere lips To kiss you with more will Lucky that my breasts are small And you don't confuse them with mountains Lucky I inherited firm legs To run if one day needed And these two eyes that tell me They must cry when you leave" The lyrics are still a bit odd as it loses some meaning in translation. They're a lot more endearing in Spanish.

[@jeffreyhughes9162]

Revolution 9 is actually a very interesting and engaging composition.

[@Naiche2003]

I was so worried that last one was gonna end with him saying his friend passed away I felt so relieved after he said the hockey team thing lol

[@hijmestoffels5171]

There is also a karaoke version of “Birdland, originally performed by the Manhattan Transfer” on Spotify. Pure horror!

[@LukeMaynard]

Fans: Are you the guy who wrote "Yesterday"? Paul McCartney: Yes. Fans: And "For No One?" Paul McCartney: Yes. Fans: Oh my God, how do you write such perfect songs? Paul McCartney: I'm a vampire. Fans: Wait, what? Paul McCartney: No, it's easy; you see, I just drain all the life and awesomeness out of a dozen songs or so, and inject it all into one super-song, and that's what people remember. Fans: We don't believe you. Paul McCartney: Watch! * writes a half-decent song called "Wild Honey Pie," then sucks its blood dry, then writes "Blackbird" *

[@TokyoBlue587]

Blame John Lennon for "Wild Honey Pie", not Paul. Paul probably hated it. It's just them (and Yoko I think) screaming "Honey Pie" over and over.

[@nickferrant7269]

@@TokyoBlue587 It was George's Wife Pattie Boyd who insisted Paul to put that song on the album

[@jaydenwhitlen1489]

TokyoBlue No, Paul made Wild Honey Pie completely on his own

[@knightwing5169]

@@jaydenwhitlen1489 Revolution 9 is John's fault though.

[@jwaj]

@@TokyoBlue587 Lol that song is what happens when you leave Paul alone in the studio for 15 minutes

[@Nelkhael1]

You assumption on Shakira's song is spot on. It is a really close to literal translation from the Spanish version. And honestly, anything from Shakira before her crossover to English, is WAY better.

[@barringtonwomble4713]

I was thinking about those lyrics the other day. That's not even the Shakira song i hate the most.

[@jettrainbow]

Could she still not sing before said crossover?

[@Nelkhael1]

@@jettrainbow I think she was way better overall. Even her singing.

[@iceriverfilms3722]

As a fellow Winnipeger, I feel your boot scootin pain.

[@BrettSchulzMusic]

I am also from Winnipeg, and can’t agree with you enough about those god damn socials

[@silverbackgaming9]

I’ll drink to that bro

[@TheJammerman]

"Wedding social" Bloody Winnipeg.

[@mykhedelic6471]

To me, the "abstract and dysfunctional" songs on the White Album are absolutely exciting and just demonstrate more aspects of their art. The White Album is almost like a Beatle mixtape, like Sandinista was to The Clash, almost an art radio show.

[@EarlSergejTheRakish]

I don't typically hate songs... ...but I viscerally despise Colbie Caillat's "Bubbly". No idea why, I just do.

[@advancedraymondology2914]

I've heard other Beatles fans say that about "Wild Honey Pie." I think maybe they're not seeing it in context of the full album. All Beatles albums, at least from Rubber Soul on, are stand-alone works that should be experienced as such. Listening to the album from beginning to end, all those cool little "throwaway" bits make more sense and add to the experience. Personally, I dig "Wild Honey Pie" even as an individual song. That plucking guitar, that beat, the whole weird vibe. But in the context of the album, it's perfect. As is that weird little thing right before "Cry Baby Cry," that spooky "Can you take me back" thing. I even dig "Revolution 9." I mean, come on...yeah, if you're making someone new to their stuff a playlist, probably not gonna put "Revolution 9" on there, haha, but it's a cathartic audio ride. The only stinker, or the closest thing to a stinker, is "Good Night." But they placed it at the end, so you can almost look at it as ending-credits music, or like a stretch-out cool-down after the insanity of "Revolution 9." The White Album is a work of art. It's an ALBUM, from the days when that still meant something. You don't judge one elbow or one tree in a painting, do you? When you have time to give it the attention it deserves, sit down, put on headphones, and experience the White Album from beginning to end. It is a wild-ass ride. Honestly, I can only handle it once or twice a year at most. It's like rereading The Catcher In The Rye or Steppenwolf to me. I know my brain is going to get spun and I'm going to be in a different frame of mind for at least the next few days.

[@jaydenwhitlen1489]

I dig a.l the songs on the White Album even Wild Honey Pie and Revolution 9. Goodnight is a beautiful song.

[@blue62show]

I with you till GN. I love that song as it was ‘originally’ on vinyl. When l was a kid, a tv station would play Goodnight as they show film of a sunset with a random car passing. It was beautiful, and l would stay up just to experience it. Such a gorgeous fond memory.

[@Blitzkrieg_Wolf]

Samurai: Dislikes Nothing Else Matters. Me: Hovers mouse pointer over Unsubscribe. Samurai: Dislikes coffeshop covers. My brain: "No no, He's got a point".

[@joshshrum2764]

Hey your a furry m m must boop. *Boops you.* I like your character by the way.

[@Paul-gf6kp]

When you are a furry but also like The Ramones: Blitzkrieg Wolf

[@Blitzkrieg_Wolf]

@@Paul-gf6kp Someone actually got the reference

[@Paul-gf6kp]

@@Blitzkrieg_Wolf It's one of my favorite songs

[@lukemather4057]

Dude, when you talked about the last song, I thought the house burned down and your friend died. It looked like you were near tears.

[@bradoozy]

8:31 Richard Thompson from Fairport Convention does a great rendition of that song.

[@robertmakins5070]

In Ontario we called wedding socials "buck and does". Always a drunken' sh*tshow. Usually a fight or two breaks out at some point. "Cotton Eyed Joe" is obligatory. So generally a pretty good time all things considered.

[@redram5150]

“Smooth” by Carlos Santana & Rob Thomas. It’s great Carlos found a way to shoehorn every guitar trick he knows into a single song, but it got old after its 70millionth play on radio the year it released

[@lueymeteora1410]

I grew up with young, trendy, successful parents who would have parties with live jazz bands and the like. They used to play Manhattan Transfer and we would all boogie on down! It was so rad! Maybe it's nostalgia, but if I heard the MA'D 'fER riffin' & jammin'... I'd get my boogie on! Fo' Sho' !!

[@AndyFunke]

I find it interesting that you consider "Number 9" to be unlistenable. I don't particularly love that song, but it represents some very cool musical things going on. The Beatles were really inspired by music concrete and electro-acoustic music and even had electro-acoustic pioneer Karlheinz Stockhausen as one of the imagined audience members on the cover of Sgt. Pepper. There are some very cool composers who did some very interesting things in that genre worth checking out even it it doesn't fit with most peoples idea of the definition of music. And if you don't like Number 9 then definitely do not look up Stockhausen and something like Gesang der Jünglinge!

[@alanbarnett718]

I was a kid when I first heard it. It never occurred to me that it was supposed to be music (was it?), or that there was anything that unusual about doing something like that, and I loved it! Ah, the 60s!

[@KinnySonata]

"...but apparently, no other piece of music mattered to him" I really needed that. We all needed to hear that, let's be honest 😂. Btw just saying, I do enjoy nothing else matters but more for the guitar melody and not the lyrics.

[@michaelstorms47]

I cannot allow myself to hate any songs since I became a musician. I know how much time and hard work it takes to put something together, so I have to at least be appreciative of the effort. I do have songs I still dislike ...

[@ZeEduardo95]

I hate shows like America's Got Talent/X Factor/The Voice. Not only do most musicians not benefit from them, but the only people that become more sucessful with these kinds of shows are the judges. Furthermore, these types of shows are not about music but about entertaining an audience. Finally, I can't understand how a musician would want to be in one of those shows. Maybe they'd want some clout and attention since they appear on the TV. But again, I think that's a problem of your parents either not giving you enough attention when you was a child or giving you way too much. When it comes to the musical aspect of things, America's Got Talent is the place where music goes to die.

[@TheGuitarsquatch]

2:10 "No other piece of music mattered to him" I can't tell if that was calculated.

[@trustworthy_hypocrite1838]

"I don't like Whenever, Wherever by Shakira." *samuraiguitarist was The Impostor.*

[@KinnySonata]

Sammy: Before I tell you the story to this song, I just wanna say in advance, it's not funny at all, it's tragic. Me: oh no, did someone die? Sammy: we always danced to this song while doing the dishes Me: oh no, did he slip and break his neck while dancing to it? Sammy: the hockey team I hate has it as their goal song Oh 😂.

[@twentyoneHz]

Yo the Winnipeg wedding social thing is dead accurate I’m crying laughing

[@kyleh1127]

I am a musician from Winnipeg, Manitoba as well and literally everything he says about wedding socials is 100% true, not a single word of exaggeration. I actually cried laughing at his take on it, but can't deny a single word. That's exactly how it is up here, right down to the f@%&in boot scoot boogie. But that's just the start of the night. You've already been playing for an hour or two, but it doesn't even start til boot scoot, then you play another hour (all the usual BS standard dance tunes) and you finish with Friends in Low Places, and I've never more wished to be playing behind that cage they show in the Blues Brothers movie in my life. Suddenly every drunk @$$hole in the place is your best friend and getting onstage (there is zero security at these things) and putting their arm over your shoulder while you're trying to play and singing all out of tune into your microphone and in writing this I'm realizing why there's so much alcoholism and undiagnosed ptsd in the musical community...... God i need a drink right now

[@37yrNOT]

This is the type of content i can get behind. I tend to bond more with people who I share hatred with more than sharing a passion with someone at times 😂

[@tjarway4555]

How can you hate wild honey pie, that's an absolute MASTAPIECE

[@ImSquiggs]

I'm surprised you hate Wild Honey Pie so much! I love that song -- delightfully weird, and whatever that twangy thing is, it's just fantastic. Plus it doesn't even stick around a minute!

[@Explodenator]

I figure Wild Honey Pie gets so much hate because it's listed as a separate track. There's so much weird junk crammed in between the songs on the White Album that usually gets forgotten, but for some reason WHP is presented as its own song, and it doesn't hold up to the scrutiny.

[@angrycat3525]

One more song listed on the album is one more song for which you get paid. Sounds like a sound business decision. I'd do it too. As a matter of fact, I did.

[@jaydenwhitlen1489]

Heavy Jack TV exactly

[@lt0295]

As an American, your description of a “wedding social” was one of the the most surreal things I’ve ever heard. I’m still not convinced that that wasn’t just you putting together a bunch of random, weird bullshit just as an experiment to see if you could convince us that something like this actually exists.

[@bcomeault]

Around the world story: I was watching/listening to a video by Mary Spender from the UK in the background while I was working (from home). Then I hear someone (you) say the word Winnipeg, and I was like...no...he didn't say Winnipeg... I had to listen back a number of times, then googled your name, and here you are! Your take on Manitoba socials is spot on!! Subscribed!

[@steveelling9604]

A fellow Canuck ragging on Randy Bachman is like a fish who hates water. Heresy!

[@gwalla]

"You need to understand something that's unique to the place I live, Winniped, Manitoba. We have this thing called weddings" *cut to ad*

[@TheBea3000]

Lol

[@brokenguillotine6988]

@@TheBea3000 rywp

[@runjogssen3887]

I guess nothing else mattered to jared

[@tudorzapciroiu6931]

Underrated comment! I chuckled on this one :))

[@whitneysmiltank]

@@tudorzapciroiu6931 Underrated reply! I chuckled on this one :))

[@luc_official]

@@tudorzapciroiu6931 He even made the joke in the video. Just a bit more subtle

[@snacktime2497]

Only now am I realizing that Boot Scootin' Boogie is a real song. For the longest time I thought it was a bizarre auditory hallucination that I had conjured up when I was a child.

[@MrZilgen]

I'm starting to think I might be insane because Wild Honey Pie is one of my favorite beatles songs and easily my favorite 1 minute long song. Lately i've heard a lot of hate for it but I always thought it was perfect

[@TheRealMtnDewMike]

The one song I can’t stand is Smoke On The Water. Now before y’all hate me yes the song is great, yes the intro riff is iconic but for the love of gosh it’s not the easiest guitar riff and It’s way to over played

[@RKM8506]

I prefer Perfect Strangers over it any day of the week.

[@cannibalsausage5767]

The songs rubbish, the riff is cool but easy

[@RKM8506]

@Mk. 5 it's not even that great, technically speaking. You can teach it to someone who has never touched a guitar in their life in a couple of minutes, but I doubt the same could be said for something like Highway Superstar or Hush

[@cordero6960]

yeah its overrated

[@ToddtheExploder]

Not the easiest guitar riff? Are you serious? Dude, just quit guitar. For real, man. Give it up. Your level of suckage is unprecedented.

[@connormckee4431]

-Makes a video called “songs I hate” -Doesn’t talk about “song I hate” by the toadies

[@catbroad9249]

"More than Words" by Extreme is a song that makes my spine curl up like a cinnamon roll. "Karma Chameleon" by Culture Club makes me borderline postal when I hear it. And "David's House" by Niia is the bane of every retail workers' existence if it happened to play in their store. It's a less well known song to people outside of that realm, but if it had never been created, all of us would've had better lives.

[@bastianogr4960]

I love rants from people with profound knowledge of the topic they're ranting about. There's actually a lot to learn. So please go on, Sir. I enjoyed your rant very much! Even despite the fact, that I didn't know every song on your list.

[@parkerhatcher224]

We’re such weirdo’s here in Winnipeg. We have some odd traditions. Wedding socials are absolutely atrocious. I got clever and sort of melted one into my wedding reception so people actually had a decent time and enjoyed dinner. As well as all the fun stuff that happens during a wedding reception. We did not. Play. Boot scootin’ boogie. I also agree with “Nothing else matters”. I began teaching guitar to my brother in law guitar a couple years back, and that was the only song he could play. Which makes sense. Open strings. Easy as pie. Annoying as hell. I was happy to teach him scales. I once ran into someone related to Randy Bachman on a bus. I was carrying a guitar case so she struck up a conversation with me. If you can even call it that. She was... interesting? Take care and thanks for the chuckles!

[@sephpace3161]

Nothing else matters was one of the first songs I learned on the guitar. The intro is good for beginners because it's the only one that used 0 chords (technically it's Em, but you don't need to press any strings)

[@erosennin2162]

Yeah it was one of the first songs I learnt too. The solo was easy too.

[@lancesvensson1703]

"Well I guess nothing else matters to him"

[@corsiglian]

Let me offer a “defense” of Wild Honey Pie. It’s so deranged, it’s a weird little interlude. Probably wouldn’t make it onto any other beatle album, but the white album is a kitchen sink album, so it it went in there. Also, Birdland is probably the only Weather Report song I like. Ah well.

[@songfulmusicofsongs]

I think the worst Beatles song are What A Shame Mary Jane Had A Pain At The Party and If You've Got Trouble. In comparison to them Wild Honey Pie is a masterpiece and even sounds kind of interesting in its newly remastered version.

[@angrycat3525]

@@songfulmusicofsongs The "Mary Jane" song is definitely a piece of garbage, which is why it never appeared in any form on an authorized Beatles release until they released the floodgates for the Anthology. I can make it through "If You've Got Trouble", though; I think it's Ringo's exasperation before the solo - "Aw, rock on, anybody!".

[@alanwright7819]

I could spend all night filling up your comment section with my complete list of songs that I hate, but no one would read it or care, so I’ll just list my number one most hated song... anything and everything, ever, by Bruce Springsteen.

[@camaro25]

Down here in the US, we also have those wedding socials as you call them, except here we call them wedding receptions. It's the party you have after the wedding. Here too we have receptions in dumb community centers, VFWs, or Parish halls with beer and alcohol that's marked up, like 5 bucks for one beer. You literally described how it is down here as well. It's always the same songs also. Neon Moon is a big one that's played here.

[@ajo0906]

When it comes to Sammy G, there is no like or dislike.... Only hate-like and hate🙏

[@volaalov6254]

I didn't think the lyrics to Whenever, Wherever were that bad. I still don't, actually.

[@ldahui]

Anyone else really hates "despacito"? 😡😠

[@ratatatuff]

Yep. Every sane person.

[@TheMaxPower82]

If music were "people", reggaeton would be Ted Bundy.

[@soulofash2112]

Yegads man, that last one is sheer tragic. I'm sat here just... Pressing F to pay my respects mate. Hel's Holiest of Bells. Fuckin' aye rough that. Deepest sympathies.

[@SteveGouldinSpain]

Aww, I remember back in the 70s when Man Tran first came out it was a refreshing change to hear jazz being popularised. You can't belieive how dark the days of Cleo Lane and Johnny Dankworth were back in sixties Britain.

[@Journey-of-1000-Miles]

“Wedding Socials” I’m in SK, and I’ve never heard of such a thing.

[@SAEEFFECTS]

"Stag and Doe" is another name for it. And yes, they are horrible!

[@philsie204]

It's a Manitoba thing, sadly...

[@wxsteria3451]

“But we have universal healthcare and kinda get along” subtle flex on Americans lmao

[@renanterezan9922]

Not only on Americans, but also in almost any other nation

[@hermenegildakociubinska6665]

@@renanterezan9922 Not really... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_with_universal_health_care

[@wxsteria3451]

Renan Terezan I mean for America to be considered a first world country it’s a huge flex

[@wxsteria3451]

ConManliness well it’s been said that first world countries are at higher standard of living than other countries. So in that case the fact that we don’t universal healthcare is kinda weird don’t ya think

[@Naiche2003]

@ConManliness got curious and looked for the actual definition of a first world country: First-world countries have stable democracies and are characterized by the rule of law, a capitalist economy, and a high standard of living. It was earlier used to refer to countries that were aligned with the United States and other western nations in opposition to the former Soviet Union So yeah other guys right about the higher standard of living part, what you have in mind is the original definition thats outdated from today Source: www.investopedia.com/terms/f/first-world.asp#:~:text=First-world%20countries%20have%20stable,to%20the%20former%20Soviet%20Union.

[@mogmason6920]

When I get asked what my favourite Bealtles song is, I always answer with "Revolution 9." I have always been intrigued by it as a kid and it made me discover the use of tape as an instrument, through the works of Steve Reich and Karlheinz Stockhausen. I absolutely can't stand Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody and the way people talk about it like it's the fucking Messiah or some shit, makes me want to chop my fucking ears off with an axe! I'm expecting an angry mob at my door any second!

[@aa.mirezZ]

In all seriousness would love to have had you as my guitar teacher when I was learning. Some one telling me to learn those scales and work on my barre chords would of saved me years of struggle

[@timg2727]

I could genuinely listen to you talk about songs you hate for hours.

[@Blackeye1987]

jared, the first troll you encountered in real life

[@benjaminwatt2469]

You're Beautiful by James Blunt. This song came out when I was in high school and every girl I knew thought it was so romantic. Have you read the lyrics? its about a guy watching a girl who is dating someone else... we have a name for that: "STALKER". its a creepy song not romantic. on the same note "Lips of and Angel" by Hinder, again not romantic to be talking to your Ex while your current girlfriend is in the other room, that's a douche move.

[@eamonmac2751]

Oh my god so someone admiring a woman is a stalker? Jesus get a life 😂 it’s music. Most rap music is worse.

[@drewstaudenmaier2583]

Lips on an Angel makes me want to scream... The music video was played so much on Fuse I stopped watching altogether

[@TokyoBlue587]

That song makes me so angry I want to punch someone

[@ratatatuff]

@@TokyoBlue587 Preferably James Blunt.

[@azkar357]

This guy is literally judah from bojack horseman

[@ANRQAngel]

I did want to tell you that you lost all my respect for hating 'Nothing Else Matters' but then after listening to your story/reason, I can kind of relate. Around 2008 I started a band, so I was on Lead, we had 2 guys on Rhythm, and my best friend was our drummer.. we would practice 4 hours a day in my best friend's back yard, with a set goal of entering 'Battle of the Bands.' So to start off I showed the guys how to play Zombie, and we jammed.. I then proceeded to get the right chords and tabs for extra songs from other bands including Linkin Park, Blue October, Daughtry, etc. so they could practice those at home for us to play at next practice. Come practice I would kick off with Linkin Park or whatever, drummer would fall in perfectly regardless of what I decided to play, the other 2 would stand and stare at us, and when we were done we'd hear those dreaded words: "Can we play Zombie again?" This went on every day for 6 months, I don't hate the song but I can understand your frustration.

[@lukerea3406]

Loving the videos dude

[@obscure_munnerz6917]

Dunno why, but a lot of Metallica songs just... don’t live up to the hype for me? Like I grew up with all my friends (and my very cool older brother) adoring Metallica and it never really clicked.

[@eog5217]

Give Kill Em All- And Justice For All a try, that’s the real Metallica

[@dilcrau]

me too at first but then came a time we’re i was really in a bad place , then while listening to music , One came on shuffle, and it’s all mellow and shit in the beginning and I was feeling it then “ darkness imprisoning me!!...” started and it got real heavy and It blew me aaaway and I thought were the fuck have these guys been all my life??? and became obsessed

[@dilcrau]

guess u gotta wait for “that “ moment that makes it all click liek it did for me idk haha

[@subsume7904]

Metallica was my main influence for picking up guitar, I used to love them. Then I heard some newer stuff on the radio and it was the most cookie-cutter song I've ever heard. James used to write like a poet, now he writes like FFDP. Granted, they are getting older and still rocking, which I admire, but they just seem like heavy country now.

[@eog5217]

@@subsume7904 Exatcly, I listen to the old days of thrash Metallica, then once in a while I will hear things like the Load and Reload and Black Album era songs then just think wtf happened to these guys... 🤦 they’ve softened up and sold out bad after And Justice For All

[@tythompson4794]

Nothing Else Matters is on the radio for you all the time?! I want to be where your at!

[@HotStrange]

Why? That song is garbage.

[@tythompson4794]

Haut Strange it’s not, I respect your opinion though.

[@HotStrange]

Ty Thompson fair enough. I’m not a fan of that song at all and only really like about half of the black album. The album as a whole isn’t as bad as people say, IMO. But there’s something about that song that just irks me.

[@tythompson4794]

Haut Strange I get it, I don’t really like the earlier thrash stuff as much as other people do.

[@HotStrange]

@@tythompson4794 I get that. I feel like I’m in the rare camp that enjoys almost all of Metallica’s albums to some extent. St. Anger and Load are 2 of my favorites of theirs.

[@catfishcooler1566]

I would love to support you through Patreon. However, my credit card information was hacked via Patreon's weak firewall and I had to deactivate the card. No more. I urge everyone to avoid Patreon at all costs.

[@torresalex]

No-one adores the Beatles more than I do, but they managed to churn out a lot of bilge in their run. But they did compensate with those other masterpieces

[@mcodiproductions8782]

I can’t believe he went there with the last one. Damn that was dark.