Mmm… tepid stale coffee cooled down with room temp liquor, split and curdled with Irish cream and oily Cool Whip on top. Doreen, we salute you!
@danastonerock9 ай бұрын
I don't know why SNL never did a sketch of this with kristin wiig as Sandra. Hilarious
@hectorzumwalt31089 ай бұрын
Because SNL couldn’t outdo Aunt Sandy’s craziness.
@getoffmydarnlawn9 ай бұрын
They can’t all be the most beautiful tablescape.
@dianehutchinson92579 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@asgs29 ай бұрын
SemiHo family tree time: Doreen is Cari's mom, who guest starred in the iconic vodka-rimmed Dirty Mary, poppers, and firemen under 25 episode. 😍
@Wizzard2209 ай бұрын
"My mom does it, she uses water, but I'm gonna do it with vodka." - Cari on the dirty mary's celery salt rim
@caviersim38069 ай бұрын
Did you upload this firemen episode? 😍😍😍
@caviersim38069 ай бұрын
@@Wizzard220I read dirty man 😂😂😂
@sketchingdetails9 ай бұрын
The way it split almost immediately.
@sometimeslifehandsyouapple10859 ай бұрын
I saw that! Lol. Her cocktails ALWAYS crack me up. Few swigs and you won't even care its split
@AslamChronicles6 ай бұрын
And the fact that the production team chose opaque cups for the final tablescape shots to avoid showing what they'd look like after sitting for even longer
@andrewschroeder72599 ай бұрын
Love the 70’s benzo’d housewife vibes with this hair and outfit
@innocentnemesis35199 ай бұрын
Honestly loving her top. So cute 😂💜💛
@irishspagetti65655 ай бұрын
She looks like foremans sister from that 70s Show
@dianehutchinson92579 ай бұрын
Doreen knows how to make a proper Sandy cocktail!! ❤
@MCheekyBrunette9 ай бұрын
i mean she just kept pouring
@leniraoliveira84129 ай бұрын
That's the sandy we all know and love.
@quinnaddison4209 ай бұрын
The way my entire endocrine system would explode from that curdled dairy
@Pastadudde9 ай бұрын
Why would I need a heat proof glass when all that liquor would have cooled down the coffee? LOL
@brainchild12969 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ, she poured over half of that rum bottle into that coffee! You're not going to even be able to taste that turbo-proofed coffee over all those obnoxiously sweet spirits. Adding Cool Whip instead of actual whipped cream on top is just insult to that grievous injury of a drink. Although I guess once you've had a full mug of that, you'll be so wasted that it doesn't matter that your table looks like the Easter display at the local craft store exploded on your table.
@Msfifisquarepantz9 ай бұрын
Allegedly.
@fighttheevilrobots34179 ай бұрын
I would drink that. Love rum, love sweet.
@MissMystery14126 ай бұрын
Walking into frame holding three bottles, what a way to start 😍 Sandy never disappoints when it comes to cocktail time lmao
@Bobo4119 ай бұрын
Just imagining drinking that and collapsing over the tablescape, a drunken giant destroying a wee village.
@bladezx48806 ай бұрын
that coffee really hits the spot and the countertop and the table wait, i'm on the floor and it's already noon???
@deanomarshall29269 ай бұрын
All those birdhouses without any birds. 🐦 I thought craft stores sold everything. 🤭
@atlasmoon54979 ай бұрын
1:31 eeww is the coffee separating??
@calebwoods93589 ай бұрын
It's the cream separating.
@atlasmoon54979 ай бұрын
@@Kittycat33ee oof
@dlinkster9 ай бұрын
Is it me or did that look curdled? 1:31
@tamerlano9 ай бұрын
It is, but not a deal breaker.
@GadSammit9 ай бұрын
@@tamerlano Unfortunately, the entire cocktail is a deal (and liver) breaker. 😪
@calebwoods93589 ай бұрын
@@tamerlano lol many would disagree
@Msfifisquarepantz9 ай бұрын
She really likes the word Cocktail.
@ErinWalker-je4vw6 ай бұрын
This coffee ☕️ drink a a classic and perfect for brunch.
@curedbytheonomy9 ай бұрын
That table scape looks like the Easter bunny drank too many of her coffees all over it.
@five_pennies9 ай бұрын
The way my digestive system vote me off the island if I drank that ☠️
@ciegosordomudo9 ай бұрын
That’s a hell of a boozy cocktail, but I love coffee and would absolutely chug that down.
@calebwoods93589 ай бұрын
Don't forget to chew
@mayonnaiseeee9 ай бұрын
wtf her tablescape looks like a minecraft base
@cometasporelcielo9 ай бұрын
i love how she gets so ridiculously excited about the cocktail segment
@postmodernrecycler9 ай бұрын
This is desperation drinking. I've seen it before. A quart measuring cup to swish a bunch of alky and sugar, in two glasses no less (please, it's all for her). Pancreas & Liver sending an S.O.S.
@james021ryan6 ай бұрын
This makes it look like a wonderful, wonderful pot of coffee. And can I tell you something? ... ... ... It is.
@LowlyTaught9 ай бұрын
Jesus take the wheel
@reddyenumber28 күн бұрын
Uhhhhh… Is the Irish cream separating? 1:31
@69inetails9 ай бұрын
Yeah just ignore the measurements on the pot and chuck half a bottle of rum and schnapps each .. bruh sandy calm down
@evolutia19 ай бұрын
I started laughing as soon as she said that because I knew she'd be dumping in the liquor.
@69inetails9 ай бұрын
@@evolutia1 I was like oh bruh, it her castaway punch again lol
@Noelle-h6f2 ай бұрын
it bugs me that she doesn't mix the Cool Whip
@stevencollier66705 ай бұрын
On Easter? Aunt sandy doesn’t fail
@JohnnyK609 ай бұрын
Butterscotch extract with butterscotch liqueur? Enough with the vanilla booze already!
@janedoe-ld5gt9 ай бұрын
Did the producers of this show look past her being an alcoholic, or did they genuinely think that amount of schnapps and rum in one drink was normal?
@quinnaddison4209 ай бұрын
They didn’t notice. They had cocktail time before they started shooting.
@janedoe-ld5gt9 ай бұрын
@@quinnaddison420 makes sense lmfao
@m.ephistopheles9 ай бұрын
potion of dying for five minutes straight
@adam58816 ай бұрын
This “cocktail” is so unhinged.
@sarahgogf4 ай бұрын
My poor little liver wouldnt survive! 😂
@alexnordh6 ай бұрын
Peggy Bundy approves
@PropheticOverflowMC9 ай бұрын
Sooo...who's gonna tell her??? 😂😂😂
@YensidBuckingham9 ай бұрын
It's curdling
@Ag-01479 ай бұрын
Coffee and alcohol? Sign me up!
@CapELarry17 күн бұрын
Because the first things that comes to mind when I think of boozy coffee are birdhouses and pie.
@IceAintNice9 ай бұрын
Warm fire? I prefer a cold fire. 🙄
@ericlewis87939 ай бұрын
its always cocktail time for this drunk
@deancole9625 ай бұрын
She poured in half a pot of liquor...
@P4melaMasters6 ай бұрын
Is Doreen ok? On a serious note, you could actually make someone very ill serving drinks like this. Always stick with pub measures when making others a drink with spirits. If someone asks me for a double gin and tonic at my house, they are getting 50ml of gin. This could even be considered as spiking. What if the person was driving the next day etc etc
@jaredjlinden4 ай бұрын
At least use the spray can whipped cream - not that oily cool whip.
@TaylorMMontgomery9 ай бұрын
How does pastel colors say "comfort food"? I don't understand how the producers signed off on this crap. Maybe they were trolling lol