Sans Exposed!

Just some good ol clips from Cr1tikal talking about height, and I thought they were a little to accurate to our favorite skeleton manlet.
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• Cr1TiKaL Exposed

[@What-yi4qm]

I never thought that Cr1tikal had alot in common with sans lmaoo especially the voice and the tone

[@Poetax]

The white T-shirt and basketball shorts and height too.

[@What-yi4qm]

@@Poetax you should definitely draw that lol

[@goatyoyo]

really late but back then everyone use to say he was the perfect voice lmao if I remember too I think people even tried to message him if he could voice sans for shi

[@Joost8910]

Don't let the discussion of Sans's height distract you from the inconsistency that is Undyne's height.

[@ThatOtherCyber]

OMG YAS! I've seen undyne the same height as papyrus, taller than him, shorter than him, I've even seen her taller than asgore!

[@dailinelily]

@@ThatOtherCyber It's like a gamble for me to be honest

[@thisisasupersayin376]

Yes, she's shorter than Asgore in their overworld sprites, but taller than him in the cutscene where Flowey gets everyone to come to the barrier

[@memor22]

Its not a problem with undyne, its the fact that people draw papyrus like a skyscraper but in fact, his height is avrage

[@memor22]

@@thisisasupersayin376 well asgore is taller than everyone in overworld but in the battle he is shorter than even toriel

[@MicrowavedRice915]

I really like this kinda content.

[@gelatoalcioccolato.]

Same

[@Greyjustine]

Me too

[@toxic_tomb1238]

Sans Is literally me if I were a short magic skeleton

[@ChaosSonic6683]

And I would be papyrus if I was a tall magic skeleton *who needs sleep :)*

[@toxic_tomb1238]

@@ChaosSonic6683 I relate to him on a "ketchup/pun/sleep loving" level

[@ChaosSonic6683]

@@toxic_tomb1238 I’m with the nyeh heh heh/energetic/holds back a little bit/has a painful brother/

[@toxic_tomb1238]

@@ChaosSonic6683 well TIBIA honest I think your bro might have to ketchup to me if he wants to be in the same echelon of punmanship, I dont know him so you would have to tell me if he is HUMERUS or not and to pa-TELL-ya(patella bone) I'm getting a bit tired, maybe if I tried I could mustard up the strength to tell more puns but I dont feel like trying right now and I'm not one to FIB-ula-round.(fibula but I dont fib around, just to clarify).

[@ChaosSonic6683]

@@toxic_tomb1238 *NYEAHHHHHHHH*

[@SquishyClownFish]

Didnt understand a single thing of what sans just said, BUT I’m convinced that sans is tall

[@dailinelily]

Tall boiiiii

[@spotliker123]

he is the same height as a toddler . man is short as HELL

[@LocalSillyBilly]

Sans is shorter than I am, and I'm short :p

[@jeppykun05]

turning on the captions makes this comment 10x better

[@Nubulus.]

Bro same

[@cups_tale7792]

I love how when undertale characters heights are researched sans is most of the time at 5 feet or at 4 foot something, in other words he’s short lmao

[@50catsinatrenchcoat]

the one dislike is from Mettaton being salty about Sans dissing his shoes

[@ruru1824]

it’s kind of hilarious how well this fits lmao

[@ethnemartinez8935]

"Those are fucking stilts" I'm laughing so hard right now 🤣 1:37

[@Messymane200]

You mean 1:44

[@UnicornDj317]

He's not wrong

[@gorillazsan]

I always like to think Sans is something along 5'4" to 5'6". Not too tall, not short, a just-right kinda height. Cuddle size.

[@milkylights2]

y e s

[@Astronomicat117]

*goshdarnit he’s taller than me*

[@Faith_Southers]

I'm a bit biased toward the headcannon height a lot of people have for him which is 5'0, mostly because I'm 5'0 and I like the idea of him being the same height as me lol

[@gorillazsan]

@@Faith_Southers That's, to me, still prime cuddle size. I highly approve. ☺

[@Faith_Southers]

Yay! :D

[@nightdreamer2315]

There we have it, he’s tall! everyone can go home now

[@nrocpop-]

2:14 sans looks at his feet like he has never taken off those slippers in his life before

[@kilo2091]

I laughing so hard when he used the bones to enhance his height😂😂😂

[@DrRain-u-]

It took me... So long .. to realize this audio wasn't made specifically for Sans

[@Poetax]

I wouldn't have Sans use swears in his casual language, but otherwise Moist Critikal makes a very good Sans. He's short and wears a white shirt and bb shorts everyday. A true cartoon character.

[@spamton_G_spamton805]

I love how sans sat here talking about his height. Just so he can prove hes not short while being as short as a child.

[@woozzledoesstuff]

If sans had his own KZbin channel he would make videos like this, or just puns.

[@ev1l_cat]

2:16 SANS PUT THOSE SKELEGRIPPERS AWAY 😭

[@mysteryman9659]

I realized that tall or average hight ppl just say their height and short ppl make a big deal about telling them. Like Sans. Either he's short or everyone else in the underground is tall, which would make 'tall' the average hight for monsters. Also everyone ik makes fun of me for being 'short' but they never make fun of my friend and they're only like 1½ inches taller!!!

[@UnicornDj317]

Alright, let's not pretend we didn't see him teleport up for a sec to make it say he's taller then he actually is.🤣

[@ThatOtherCyber]

I love how papyrus is in constant state of screaming (also I love your art)

[@KaiKai-qc6hk]

absolutely perfect, im in shock

[@sleepyzura]

Why did this turn into math just because of height measurements 😭?

[@dailinelily]

Because measurements are math?

[@anarkxi]

'Oh fuck me I dont know how tall this guy is. Let me break out the pythagorean theorem real quick this will be over in a jiffy'

[@paradoxtatorstudios9681]

@@anarkxi WHEEZE

[@MoofAloof]

…. All measurements are a form of math. Like counting. No matter how hard you try, you can’t avoid it.

[@stabbycat748]

Sans, I’m the short friend, I take pride in being taller than you, DONT RUIN THIS FOR ME-

[@lazykittyowo]

I like to draw sans, who is of medium height rather than drawing him who is short or tall 😅

[@tinydinotail4643]

i really wish i could like this more than once 😩

[@blackhat4257]

0:59 This image alone hurts my brain. Anything that slightly looks like it will take me more than a minute of math will start hurting my single cell brain.

[@FriendRat]

i love this, it’s so good

[@kazzoey2868]

The way u draw when doing lineart makes it so clean and neat and satisfying to look at

[@valsid3438]

Dude. I fucking love this so much. 😂

[@DarkScarlettVixen]

10/10 skelefeet lol!!!!!

[@amipk5292]

NO WAY IVE BEEN FOLLOWING YOUR TUMBLR ACCOUNT I HAD NO IDEA YOU HAD A KZbin

[@michaelkowal3230]

Don't think we didn't see you lift yourself up with a blue bone when measuring your height, Sans

[@newt.8333]

Sans: DO YOU SEE THOSE FUKIN' SHOES, THERE NOT SHOES THERE STILTS

[@mskorosus]

This gets me every time, very Pog ❤️

[@lifenugget8619]

Noice This is the type of math lessons I want lol

[@lupper]

idk why i'm only seeing this 2 years later but this is so fucking good :"D

[@skeletonking1]

Now it's actually true that his sprite was shrunk down on lump dump HE IS FUCKING HUGE

[@DollDarling_Stitches]

Pov: that one stupid friend(sans) is smart The fandom: 😧

[@Horizon_Flyer]

He freakin jumped

[@ThatOtherCyber]

Nah no hes tall he didnt jump I dont know what your on about

[@tryp281]

When Sans tells you what it feels like to be innocent.

[@justaghostinthesea]

I really want Charlie to voice Sans in an animated project of some kind. Also, I love Sans's clawed gremlin feet

[@heyimadino]

Bro those are just regular skeleton feet. 💀

[@justaghostinthesea]

@@heyimadino I refuse to accept that reality

[@KwikBR]

3 toes? @@heyimadino

[@kikijamin5635]

Pun-tastic video

[@Littlerockstar74]

I actually thought you were at least 5 feet tall like me but I'm just 5.3 feet tall.

[@XX_Ice-Bear_XX9675]

2:16 dude u can make gold with those LMAO

[@xem_ity]

i imagine sans as like 4’11 (same height as frisk) he’s just so obviously shorter than most other characters (except alphys maybe)

[@thatoneaxolotl8036]

SANS LOOKS LIKE A PENGUIN WITH NO SHOES

[@Un_prønøunceable]

Omg he’s so cute though what and as always the art style is fuckin PERFECTION

[@whatthehelldoiputhere]

637th like MY GOD YOU ARE SO UNDERRATED!

[@KookieStar]

It's okay, Short King ❤

[@lateapathy]

i desperately need more of this

[@tikimillie]

Unironicly love the way poetax draws skeleton feet Little skinny rat feet

[@NutDealer420]

Everybody gangsta till Sans does big Brian math

[@cheatseychespin2792]

Insert Lumpy Touch Reference here

[@cyborgXcsun]

t a l l

[@paradoxtatorstudios9681]

1:36 ok but crouched like that he looks like a cat imao

[@s4rn2me69]

That roast tho.

[@ЭндиКауфман-д9е]

Love u and your Sans, hes so awesome!

[@toasternuggets]

Sans, as another tall person I completely agree with you 😌

[@Messymane200]

Sans’s voice is actually accurate 😂😂😂

[@paradoxtatorstudios9681]

i like to believe sans is short especially if compared to frisk, and frisk is a human child so yeh i think he's pretty short 😂

[@Barman-Sama]

I absolutely believed

[@valbabybean246]

Mmmmmm- *snas smort*

[@ThatOtherCyber]

*tru*

[@skyauron2054]

this is the first video I've seen with above 1k likes with 0 dislikes

[@Jay-lk2ii]

So if the ketchup bottle is the size of his upper arm and eyeing it, mines too. we could be the same height. but then again you legs are a bit taller then the ketchup bottle but not THAT tall so you could be 4 foot something

[@bluebunanimations7283]

oh man, this made me laugh so hard xD

[@hellkaiser1366]

When Toby Fox tells the fans every characters...Hi?hit?I dont now I from Puerto Rico but..everyone will go wild

[@morbidlystrawberry5877]

You're like my favourite Undertale artist

[@PossumEra]

This is the best video ive ever seen

[@katiena1251]

I always enjoy your videos.

[@FirstNameLastName-ec9ff]

Exceedingly accurate topic for something unrelated

[@SillyScenekid]

This man is canonically 2ft tall

[@DevoDude]

1:01 he actually does wear a shirt. look up his sans fight sprite

[@igegrill8599]

I would just want him to be a cuddle buddy. I WANT A NEW FRIEND

[@dominique415]

I adore your channel!

[@anonymousperson877]

i love you sans..........I FLUFFING DO

[@nor4205]

BEST THING I'LL SEE TODAY I'M SURE XD

[@shadowlinks]

he's very tall

[@marianokaz1503]

"hey everybody, it's me cr1tikal- i mean sans" -moist sans undertale

[@cyberdj6663]

oh I have seen your comics. they are awsome. keep up the good work pal.

[@seth8121]

I forgot this wasn't sans talking. lol

[@TheNonameHousehold]

This is true since Papyrus is confirmed to be taller than Toriel but in Sprites it looks to be the other way around, and Alphys is only slightly taller than Sans but she usually looks taller by 3 whole inches 🤷🏽‍♀️❤🎮

[@kelptheseawing2619]

charlie's voice does remind me of sans now..

[@0FatedFool]

Thanks Cr1TiK- I mean thanks sans

[@mahismelodies3685]

Sans u just lied yourself-

[@zer0watch454]

Not a single dislike You are just that good my friend👍

[@YourFriendlyShapeShifterFriend]

Everyone problem already solved by this video So let's talk about undyne-

[@ArtsyKnox25]

Omg yes yes subbing rn

[@kittenlover0949]

I understood everything fer some reason..

[@brickkid3150]

I like this sans design I just feel like sans with pink mittens to match the pink slippers is nice

[@Biblically-Accurate-Jet]

*5’5” Judgement*

[@k0vu_arts]

Looked it up cuz I was curious and I got several different results but the first one said sans is 2 feet tall which I think is funny

[@RPG42-2GuyVietnam]

How sans *teach* me *maths* :

[@celesteashford5514]

4.5 feet is 54 inches, which is 53.94 [54 inches rounded up], so this solidifies the 6.5px per foot theory. 6.5 feet is 6'6" [78 inches], which also shows that a foot is 6.5 pixels. got this from google and idk a single word they are saying

[@sleepyrepatillo1834]

sans is 4'10 and i won't be convinced otherwise

[@freckles732]

Sans is T A L L

[@Banansplitz22]

I don’t really care about anybody’s height it doesn’t really matter to me But this just make me laugh

[@5nightsatgengars830]

Lmfao this is a amazing video

[@inebri8ed]

why is it perfect?????

[@BlankGalaxyGamer-3-imlazy]

*I have no idea what’s going on here, but I’ll act like I do*

[@nhimcucsuc3481]

gosh, he's so cute

[@skelepun99]

i thought humans were smarter than this. i've gotta be tall to dunk on people.