Santa’s Naughty List: Christmas Pick-Up Lines That Make My Husband Blush!

[@markjohnson3485]

Cameltoe under the mistletoe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tara.blairball]

😆😆

[@FounderOf4]

Love it... The big sack line killed me

[@tara.blairball]

🤩

[@hathorliderc]

I guess you could say he never saw it coming?

[@michaelclemons1761]

Santa: So, are you naughty or nice? Tara: Can I be nice AND naughty? 😏😏😏

[@aland7236]

. 🥺 👉👈

[@tara.blairball]

😂😂😈

[@aland7236]

You two are great! Honestly an inspiration. Someday I hope to find someone I can turn red with lines like these. I hope you have a Merry Christmas when Santa visits your chimney in a couple of weeks. 😁

[@tara.blairball]

❤️🥰 Merry Christmas to you too!

[@leroyanderson2843]

"Let's make this a NOT SO SILENT NIGHT" 😁 That's a keeper. I need to try that line on my beautiful partner and watch her blush!! 😊

[@tara.blairball]

😁😁😁 Go for it!

[@zach7948]

Sounds like the hubby gets to take a trip to South America. 🤭 Merry Christmas you lovebirds. 😁🤣

[@tara.blairball]

😆🤭

[@TerryDodd-ho8bf]

I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tara.blairball]

😁😁

[@herschelwright4663]

Jingle his bells for a white Christmas?!😂

[@tara.blairball]

🤭😆

[@stephenbarringer235]

I'm amazed that even after months of these Brian missed the "box" gag on first repeat. "A present?" 🤔😖🤯

[@tara.blairball]

😆😆

[@ronclark9306]

Thank you Tara. A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste!

[@tara.blairball]

🤭😁

[@philmunoz9269]

The best.

[@tara.blairball]

Thank you! 🥰

[@tracycase4520]

Good ones

[@tara.blairball]

Glad you like them!

[@00bikeboy]

I think Brian and I share some genes. I can barely get through watching these 😆

[@tara.blairball]

😆😆 I feel you! I'm blushing just watching them!