SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 01

[@erm_the_lesbian8181]

I just realized that Balls never got his pizza

[@willraxel9346]

The true tragedy of this story

[@pointless_lea]

yea im still bummed out about that

[@iargoni2080]

Damn, that hit deep

[@haydentravis3348]

Dude binged when he got out.

[@booktellabeauti9742]

how did you just realise tha-

[@drowninginstardust7032]

“Much like the World of Warcraft, you’re not here by choice anymore.” *sigh* ... yeah..

[@alexismedor]

Most relatable quote of the whole show.

[@TheBearB13]

Not sure if others noticed but this was actually the second time WOW was mentioned, when Kayaba said the above line it was at 4:29 but World of Warcraft was mentioned by one of the people who was speaking all at once when Kayaba accidentally muted himself. 4:02 "Come back to World of War Craft you guys, it's better I swear!" It's a small thing but not something I noticed on my first watch (or through like my 30th rewatch if I'm being honest haha) and I just thought that interesting. Hundreds of rewatches later you could notice the smallest thing that never stood out before.

[@Random_Person.-.]

That one always gets a laugh out of me.

[@edgelordsupreme3961]

i watched that 6 years ago and i never understod it untill i started playing 4 years later i am an empty husk

[@kamikaze1970]

Nowadays it’s vr and not wow, socially it’s mainly vrchat

[@bloodboundalpha1303]

I am 93% certain Kayaba during those two years forgot why he had the Sanners video tabbed then immediately remembered when someone entered a boss room shouting “Leeroy Jankins!”

[@thatguybrody4819]

alright lesdothis LEROOOOOOOY JEEEENKEENS! omygod he just ran in.

[@Artemie-np3qu]

Doing the obligatory rewatch for the upcoming Ep 17. Holy shit, this series is 10 god dam years old.

[@henrychong2956]

Same man

[@sergiodasilva6505]

yebo

[@jace7142]

I'm here with you

[@asherrudick3912]

Estimations on when the episode will come out? I’ve only recently got hooked onto this, and I’m hype with anticipation

[@sergiodasilva6505]

@@asherrudick3912 I am guessing within 3 to 6 months. They sent us a teaser so i am hoping soon

[@atlasprime6193]

So basically, BallsDeep69 got stuck in this death-game because he decided to listened to Kurt’s pebble story.

[@krukblood-axe3649]

I mean, he still wouldn't have been able to log out.

[@evanbates3062]

@Patrick Chang its kurt now

[@silkwesir1444]

@@krukblood-axe3649 the point was that before he started the story, it was still possible to log out.

[@TheQuashingoftheTub]

Kurt. Pft. I get the reference. Just wait 'til he meets Assface.

[@jakeengland145]

Yep, that dude probably was walking around the game for all those years thinking “I’m here in this giant free for all because one asshole told me the longest story on earth about a pebble” probably screamed that when he was taking his rage out on a giant monster.

[@pimocolada7774]

My friend thought this was the actual anime....

[@masterskills319]

Shikaramin Sama Might as well be, its better than the actual one.

[@insertnamehere9991]

Dreymannn I know right! This is so much better, Kirito has an actual personality in this! unlike the actual anime

[@masterskills319]

The Super Sweet Nerd Ill be honest, Ive never seen the actual anime, but I heard so much bad shit about it ill just stick to this one.

[@insertnamehere9991]

Dreymannn good choice this one is much better

[@aqua8785]

Shikaramin Sama That's really bad on the animes part. I love sao but this is still 100 times better

[@_JusDavid_]

"sometimes...things are born. they live....and then they stop....FOREVER" is one of my favorite quotes from this series💀💀💀

[@Phantom131000]

WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTT!?!?

[@Arcalargo]

Now multiply that by cancer!

[@CommisarHood]

@@Phantom131000 Sigh (Shows clip of head exploding)

[@Atlas_is_Going_Crazy]

@@CommisarHoodOMG IF WE DIE IN THE GAME WE DIE FOR REAL

[@CommisarHood]

@@Atlas_is_Going_Crazy Yeah I'm just gonna go ahead and keep that tabbed.

[@dlm292]

“Hey maybe I could rewatch the first episode of SAOA while I’m bored” Me 5 minutes later: “Whelp time to rewatch the entire series a 25th time”

[@emvv3784]

literally 70 deep i have a problem

[@andrewmitterboeck6328]

I'm back for my monthly re watch

[@thesavagekitty1593]

25 are rookie numbers I'm on like my 114th

[@kaitlyngarner740]

This is my 2nd rewatch today... I have a problem

[@LoLMasrr]

"Can 2020 Get any worse" June: "And the sky is bleeding."

[@RedDragon-og6ql]

Their really working for that m rating

[@Shadowkiller-dq2ju]

We’re FUCKED!!!!!

[@jonathanwesson1590]

@@Shadowkiller-dq2ju Wat?

[@PG-sy6dh]

Well we have COVID-19 in 2020.

[@AreYouFNQRAZII]

😂😂😂😂

[@pinkfactory4933]

Kirito is literally just that minecraft youtuber that says hey guys I did some off camera grinding and appears with full enchanted netherite

[@kaiz1845]

lul tbf Kirito is held against his will in his version of Minecraft 24/7 lol. If you have the skills to grind, then you might as well no-life it and get strong

[@mankey2919]

The fact that you’re here 5 months ago and the comment that responded to you is both 1 month and 5 days ago after 8 years of its release says a lot.

[@atemnirnasha]

@@mankey2919 and people are still coming back to rewatch it. That or I just have no life

[@modred3805]

@@atemnirnasha why not both?

[@muhammadwongal]

lmfao🤣🤣🤣

[@TDFMonster40K]

With the new episode out it's time to rewatch this masterpiece once again, and further solidify that THIS is SAO not the anime

[@somethingawesome1311]

right here with ya XD

[@Sushi_2121]

Nah, the parody may be ok but SAO remains the goat

[@topfranluis1]

@@Sushi_2121 No

[@Sushi_2121]

@@topfranluis1 Yes

[@topfranluis1]

@@Sushi_2121 Ok, tell me how it’s not worse than this

[@scottritchey573]

I always crack up at the “WE’RE FUCKED!” Part lol. Reminds me of my first day of high school; I walk into the football cage in the locker room and everyone shuts up and looks at me in fear (I was super overweight) and as I awkwardly walk back down the hall I hear “if that guy can fight I’m fucked!” And everyone laughs their heads off lol

[@DXUnlimitedGamer]

I actually had a similar experience when I met one of my friends in college. I'm like 6'3 and she panicked thinking I could punt her halfway across the world, I soon asked her if she liked Pokémon and we immediately became best friends

[@donovanbradford8231]

​@@DXUnlimitedGamerPokemon brings everyone together because even if you both like different generations you can still find your favorite somewhere in the game...hopefully.

[@HumanMordecai]

"Shut up! Here, I have power!" That's it. That's his entire character arc.

[@AreYouFNQRAZII]

Naw fr

[@hilvystewy7298]

Accurate

[@quantumcrow]

Touche

[@haydentravis3348]

Like it's not your arc, too.

[@jugee581]

We must save my Family!

[@verisad3472]

SAOA culture is rewatching the whole series every time a new episode comes out

[@dynamicworlds1]

You're not wrong.

[@mikuenjoyerXD]

True

[@tomashatake1890]

I feel attacked

[@lukerausch9308]

That's kinda abridged culture in a nutshell.

[@wateryjoe]

Yup

[@TheNexan_]

Hatsune Miku did such a great job as Klein. Big name for an abridged series.

[@nathanaelwaters2509]

Oh God, what did the voice actor do

[@zealouschristian2428]

Looking it up thanks to the comments above, it looks like Dizzasta was outed as an abuser back in March and was outed from the project

[@hannahthurston6865]

omg we have the same pfp lmao

[@senacario5942]

​@@zealouschristian2428OH.

[@levievil9220]

@@zealouschristian2428glad they don’t have Klein back yet hopefully the next va will be better

[@Sajt_Lord_Of_Doomliness]

6:11 “hehe no it’s not” is better than most lines in Hollywood movies

[@heyitsmeskylar6564]

honestly tho, it's impressive that kirito was able to come up with a story on the spot that lasted 5 hours

[@thecactuscat01]

heyitsmeskylar new sport: extreme improv

[@mehmeh5615]

heyitsmeskylar either that or he’s done this before lol, I could see either being the case

[@pressfinchat]

he entered “the zone”

[@itsamemario1772]

If you're as lonely as kirito it should be easy to do

[@thebeybladethatwasusedtopa8846]

That's called writing an essay

[@austinclifford4511]

the most unrealistic part of SAO is a day one launch with no 25gb update to patch the bugs.

[@fowti1470]

If you think about it, Kayaba's speach is the 0 Gb update to justify the bugs

[@cameronroy2129]

I would say the issue of wearing a helmet for over a year, selling a helmet that can kill you, and the fact that 90 percent of the people in the game didn't die in the first week when they starved because nobody found them in real life and because someone pulled the helmet off in the first day. Also let's not forget power outages, internet issues, and the fact that moving these people to a hospital would be insanely difficult to do. All of this on top of literally everything about the game and how it makes no sense.

[@ghostslayer_sna8414]

@@cameronroy2129 you clearly never payed attention they had a back up power system for if power went out same thing for internet connection. Why do you think Kirito woke up in the hospital, the Same with Asuna? But to be fair they skipped a shit Ton of SAO first two seasons of SAO should have been in SAO to Elfhiem then Gungale to current. But they royally fucked up.

[@MarsAlmighty.]

@@cameronroy2129 Nerve gear has an internal battery so power outages wouldn’t really effect them.

[@cameronroy2129]

@@MarsAlmighty. and wifi? What happens when the power disconnects and wifi turns off or that internal battery runs out? These are some of the many problems here because a multi-player game needs a connection.

[@anthonyaigle1742]

To think the iPhone 15 joke is now reality…

[@philipprudek9537]

yo, who else is here to binge the entirety of SAO abridged after episode released? I for one am.

[@huskyland1259]

I am

[@SoulKingBK]

yup yup

[@erickmoczulski1582]

Hell Yeah!!!

[@niellity]

Didn't even realize there was a new episode! Gonna rewatch as well

[@pagehouse9191]

Noobs: "That red haired guy from SAO" Pros: "Klein" Fucking legends: " BallsDeep69"

[@slavthesage5661]

Too true.

[@strawhatalex2347]

@@slavthesage5661 agreed

[@beastunleashed657]

Gods : Tsuboi Ryotaro

[@thomashost272]

I swear SAO Abridged is the REAL SAO at this point. I don't know anyone who watched SAO, whether they liked it or not, who didn't like SAOA more.

[@strawhatalex2347]

@@thomashost272 I watch SAO and lemme say SAOA is 1000000x funnier

[@16BitGamerCat]

7 years. 7 years ago this masterpiece was started, and we still have yet to even get through Alfheim. Understandable, pretty hard to fix that mess.

[@hori1k]

They should had skipped it ;(

[@flatmarssociety5707]

@@hori1k no it's going to be amazing seeing them fix the unfixable

[@Allantitan]

Can we go back to 7 years ago before the current world events please

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@flatmarssociety5707 Can you imagine Gune Gale Online and Ordinal Scale? Hoo boy I can hardly wait!!

[@alexnikpat6990]

It’s going to be like 20 years with the current scale. But it will be worth it

[@LuizAlleman]

Seeing a screenshot of KZbin in lightmode makes me question how any of us made it through those days. Also, still funny after 10 years.

[@fused_ice]

10 years later, and now that iphone 15 ad is real

[@caosisaac]

Kirito 2013: FOR YOU SEE Suguha 2019: FOR YOU SEE

[@theonejackal89]

*FOR YOU SEE, LONG AGO...*

[@yormpbirdhouse4407]

Oh shit

[@smolgrape2]

i need the full story of the pebble

[@JoshTBM]

Ahhhhhh your rewatching aswell?

[@caosisaac]

@@JoshTBM i tend to rewatch the series everytime a new ep drops haha.

[@KianaWolf]

"Much like World of Warcraft, none of you are here by choice anymore." Ah, the joke that gets funnier every time.

[@brandoncastellano1858]

As a Warcraft player, that joke made me watch and continue to watch after all these years of waiting.

[@Suburban-United]

The Goodyear blimp in the background when he was saying that had me pissing myself lmao

[@DevoutSkeptic]

I'm one of the lucky ones that escaped WoW hell after 14 years and took refuge in FFXIV.

[@ZakaZaRayo]

"Like a fine wine it just gets older by age" -Joseph Joestar

[@karmahehexfd]

MY NAME IS STILL KLIEN also me: im klien

[@ultrablueberry2420]

I've been watching this series for what feels like ages. I was 15 when this released, now I'm 25 going through a crisis and I'm glad these are still around. Best Series on KZbin.

[@PixelatedTriumph]

God I feel you! I was only 9 and had never even heard of anime, loved SAO as an edgy preteen, now I love SAOA as a much less edgy young adult

[@kleinuzimacki8873]

I was 11 and had only ever watched the knockoff Saturday morning digiman when i found this and I’ve watched this series so damn much 10yrs later while trying to ignore how lame life is. (Was really hoping for SAO to be on track release date wise)

[@benjaminservais8073]

Don't mind me, just here to rewatch this masterpiece once more after episode 17's come out

[@weird_vulpix7488]

"Sometimes, things are born. They live. And then they stop. Forever."

[@erinmiller1433]

HC R What?

[@ImALeadFarmerMF]

WUT?

[@jareddavila112]

Wrong

[@JustSomebody5]

@@jareddavila112 WHAT?!

[@galezephyr3396]

*exploding head.jpg has started working*

[@cameronschmid4773]

Best line of the whole first episode: “Kirito? You look so.... young” “And you look less hairy, Balls.” “My name is Klein!” “He he, no it’s not.”

[@feiwnakausvkaxbdkebkswowbq8331]

Klein: You know you’re pure evil

[@rutabagasteu]

A Klein bottle ? Hmmm. Haven't heard that reference in yesrs.

[@knctvrknctvr]

he clearly lilkes it!

[@robbierootbeer8056]

I fucking love the amount of gremlin energy in "hehe, no it's not."

[@just_a_tree8011]

@@robbierootbeer8056 hehe no it’s not.makes me crack up

[@tulipkitten]

Rewatching this episode feels different when you realize the "hahaha ha hahaha haha... ha" on the "Log Out" button was probably a symptom of the creator's psychotic break due to video game industry crunch time.

[@TRGha770]

cant believe even after 10 years i can still watch this this has aged so well

[@TheArmyOfOne100]

The plot twist of the censored swears just being the profanity filter was a better plot twist than anything that happened in the original.

[@gc6096]

Indeed

[@RailgunGoBoomBoom]

Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of being based?

[@therealstarplatinum]

LoL this series gives me nostalgia

[@RailgunGoBoomBoom]

@@therealstarplatinum Me too dude, me too.

[@mellamojeff458]

I can already head the n words and Jew calling being thrown around like candy lmao

[@orangetee9636]

Everyone entering 2020: Me: "Where's the logout button?! Where's the logout button??!!!"

[@fluffyhuskylover]

This is mood

[@mq5731]

Maybe it's buried somewhere in Wuhan, along with 116 kilos of cocaine and the cure to blindness

[@yuriocafe9591]

the logout button is 12/31/20(or 31/12/20 if you use it that way)

[@worldofswords8456]

Micheal Quimpo Ah i got that referens

[@mq5731]

@@worldofswords8456 Ayyyyye (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

[@wyatttipton1831]

As of now, October 12, 2023, this video has over 17 million views. That means if every viewer watched it all the way through there’s been around 275 years spent watching this video collectively. That’s just insane. Well deserved for the start to such an amazing series.

[@H20Jonez]

10 years later this abridged series is still way better than the original show ever was

[@simonnachreiner8380]

You know that idiot saying “what” He somehow made it to floor 75 I know that isn’t technically an “achievements in ignorance,” but by god it feels like it

[@i_boole6639]

i'm pretty sure he was just being obstinate

[@cameronjadewallace]

0-0 I totally didn't realize that, and I watch this EVERY. DAY.

[@librarianseth5572]

WOW. Valid point... props to him!

[@7Write4This9Heart7]

OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT! X'D Dying!

[@victor227]

It's Al from ReBoot. He's been dealing with murderous computer games since 1994. I would be amazed if he didn't make it all the way to floor 75.

[@yisraelkatz1958]

How Kayaba accidentally disabled his own audio instead of everyone else's means so much more now with online video conferences in 2020. Legit happened to a professor in a class I watched.

[@hornetsilksong]

This series is truly timeless

[@Will-mk5pj]

@@hornetsilksong Yup!

[@fiddlesticks7245]

It ties in perfectly to his motivations later on. He's still sleep deprived here and borderline insane, no wonder he had such a hard time communicating with them and was making technical blunders.

[@weirdowithacello3481]

Kayaba's whole motive was basically "Any modern AAA dev"

[@mallardofmodernia8092]

@@weirdowithacello3481 god forbid todd howard makes a nervegear, wait would he be a real kayaba? The parody va sounds somewhat like him..is..this..foreshadowing? Is this a warning from a traveller of the sands of time?

[@Niikoo_]

Aged like a fine wine, I’ve watched this at least once every 6 months for the past like 5 years

[@flared9921]

even a decade old, this parody still hits better than the official show

[@americasanchez6067]

Really late to comment this: But imagine going the whole two years in SAO...without Adblock?! Oh those poor sucks...

[@haberak3310]

One day, while running a dungeon, a man has an ad pop up mid-fight. He is caught completely off guard and is killed

[@prismglider5922]

Imagine going through real life in a place like New York City without adblock. Oh, wait. Honestly those ads were pretty realistic for a large modern day city like tokyo or new york.

[@haberak3310]

@Eric Lee Or we don't see them as we watch the game from Kirito's perspective, who bought the ad-block

[@satan4942]

Imagine the pain tho

[@seanpeacock4290]

@Eric Lee That would make since, the point of add is to get people to buy stuff. If no one ever leaves the game then no one is buying any on the stuff. My personal theory is that Asuna burnt them all to the ground.

[@shr1mpsush1]

Klein: "Come on man, it's NerveGear, I can't just Alt+F4 this shit!" Also Klein: *Tries to pull off the helmet*

[@Ark_Hornet]

My head cannon is that Klein thought it was like VR, started the game standing up and then when the game started he just collapsed to the floor

[@bradeye1133]

@@Ark_Hornet probably

[@vain.a2]

@@Ark_Hornet lol

[@Drip_Wooper]

@@Ark_Hornet holy crap, why can I see this happening?

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

@@Ark_Hornet i need someone to make this a thing XD

[@Boo3Berry]

Congrats on 10 years! This series has stood the test of time so well. It’s frankly insane

[@godzilla9000corps]

When you realize the iPhone 15 ad has come true

[@_ouc]

It’s crazy that canonically sao begins today

[@theblade6696]

agread

[@EvanX109]

It's been two decades since Reki Kawahara wrote SAO and one decade since the anime released.

[@arowmidnight2307]

It also takes place on my berth day

[@bN_isheeere]

@@arowmidnight2307 that just made me realize that this was probably some kid’s worst birthday ever

[@stevenwidmark1952]

Does that mean that the real SOA is the metaverse? I feel cheated.

[@lworc]

Imagine if someone had just logged out before they disabled it.

[@danlarsen9116]

I Will just play 5 min more what's the worst that can happen

[@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007]

My guess is, the log out was disabled from the start.

[@demolisherman1763]

Wooo dodged a real bullet there

[@alexschalk5439]

@@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007 Nope. In Episode 11 Kayaba said that he realized that if you die in the game you die in real life, so he disabled logging out in a rush.

[@nickmettert1932]

Alex Schalk don't you mean episode one?

[@rninja3333]

4:43 some random player's mom: "JIMMY I THOUGHT I SAID YOU WERE GROUNDED!! GIVE ME THAT HEADGEAR RIGHT NOW!!" She was later charged for murder.

[@user-gn7ee6yp7n]

I can see many parents doing this, and later on they blame the kid.

[@rninja3333]

​@@user-gn7ee6yp7n"But your honor, he knew he was grounded but still played anyways, so it's technically manslaughter!" 💀

[@tomsmurf4225]

I laughed too hard at the reveal that the censor bleeps were actually diagetic

[@ryanstone9224]

Who else is coming back to re-watch the whole series?

[@Deltachief118]

Kozmic Ghost yep

[@canopikangaming]

Kozmic Ghost yee

[@Bluecho4]

This is like my third or fourth rewatch. SAO Abridged is friggin' amazing.

[@ryancarter2959]

Kozmic Ghost me for like the fourth time

[@tds1428]

Ryan Carter It's my third time around :)

[@LordJazz]

I feel like my teacher secretly watched this a few years back. She literally made a fantasy football team named "BallsDeep69" for fun on her phone

[@CombatSportsNerd]

George Grubb It is?!

[@jasonwillows5239]

She sounds like a very... colorful teacher.

[@liftsalot]

Aight... So where do you study?

[@ryangrubbs6813]

Maybe, but it’s also likely she read it somewhere else

[@mizukuu]

@George Grubb Plot twist: it was the same person. Every. Time.

[@rafaellucadetena9355]

Gosh, Taka brings so much life to Kayaba, what a dub monster

[@sugarwater9750]

10 years old good god. And honestly a timeless masterpiece, I love rewatching this over actual SAO. So impressed that SWE has kept it going for so long.

[@electrifiedgamer1322]

Yeah. I can't wait for ep 18! I love this series.

[@Oxygentleman]

I mean technically that pebble is the best weapon because it's the only ranged one

[@blackjade9089]

You weren't supposed to notice. Lol.

[@thepheonix1853]

But it's not you can throw knives

[@ceasergiovanni4792]

What about the needles kirito merced the bunny with

[@minedantaken1684]

@@ceasergiovanni4792 Well, there are two and kirito wasted both. Unless all thrown weapons disappear

[@mickys8065]

@@minedantaken1684 the needles can inflict status damage like with the ghost episode, use a needle to paralyze your victim from afar and then get up close

[@mrswaninator3540]

Can we all take a moment of silence to realize that ballsdeep69 will never get his pizza.

[@AurisMochi]

Sadge

[@ragnaros7109]

F

[@nicholaswhite2864]

It was innocent.

[@MonkeBrain07]

F

[@J-wm4ss]

F

[@star.master_cranium]

5:58 Love that those are the exact lines from the show apart from the last 2.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TaylorWhitley420]

I can't get out of my head the idea that some people didn't activate ad blocker, and were stuck with ads for 2 years

[@lalaorange5398]

The ad companies probably stopped supporting Sao after people started dying. That would definitely make their company look bad

[@TaylorWhitley420]

@@lalaorange5398 I didn't even think about that. Tbf I would assume the only ads left would be sketchy porn sites or something. "Hot Moms in your Area" type stuff😂

[@lalaorange5398]

@@TaylorWhitley420 Lmao 😭 that's perfect!

[@flamecentralyt9999]

“You’re not a girl” “You’re not 17” “I’m ok with this” “ME TOO!” *in the distance* “LOVE KNOWS NO GENDER!”

[@ethanscully3455]

it took me until i watched the real series to find out that it's actual dialogue in the dub

[@justaguy2985]

@@ethanscully3455 wait seriously?

[@ethanscully3455]

@@justaguy2985 not the whole thing the exact dialogue is "You're not a guy!?!" "You're not 17!?!

[@UmbrasMercy]

..... I'm gonna sound like a dumbass, but before i read this comment, I thought the line was "Hulk Knows No Gender". Considering how many times I've watched this series that's really sad

[@deadpoolio7509]

Umbra's Mercy do not feel bad brother for as did I....as did I

[@LeBonkJordan]

As a non-anime-watcher, I'm gonna binge the fuck out of this shit.

[@argon7624]

The origional show or abridged?

[@LeBonkJordan]

Collin Thompson Abridged

[@LeBonkJordan]

Collin Thompson Also: learn to spell "original"

[@argon7624]

Dead pet

[@nyholmie1996]

As someone who has seen the series, the abridged will probably be better

[@DaBigBoss4150]

I absolutely love the 30 seconds to mars intro, This Is War is one of my favorite songs

[@pberlin9321]

iPhone 15 drop finally happened, really is the SAO timeline

[@twigwhisker9597]

Imagine not buying Adblocker and having to live with all those ads for 2/3 years

[@Randomized0317]

Imagine people who did buy it, they're gonna think normal players are crazy

[@mrschiggy5871]

Soooo pretty much like normal life!

[@kai8517]

Did you realise one of them ads where alfheim online

[@justmintz4333]

Cat Lover Lol I would just end it there

[@duelphantom6065]

Imagine having adblocker on your browser activated so it's free or you have a VPN so people talk slow to you cause says your German then you blow them away

[@lejuanca]

"Oh, last thing, I swear. I disabled the profanity filter. Have fun with that!" *silence* " _WE'RE FUUCKED_ "

[@dakiller541]

had to test it tho

[@Sonicboomcolt]

LeJuanCa XD

[@shawnaglass5341]

What is the profanity filter

[@Microscopialice]

+Shawna Glass profanity filter is when someone swears so insted of fuck you it should say **** you

[@user-be3wy7yu1p]

I was half expecting there to just be 5 minutes of just cursing. Anybody else? No? Okay then.

[@Thoralmir]

8:09 For anybody wondering, the outro music is the Stage Clear music from the Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World video game.

[@Soupurman]

Love how they put the iPhone 15 at the beginning as a joke and now we literally have it coming

[@wingzero7X]

“I disabled the profanity filter sooooo... have fun with that.” ... ... ... ... “WE’RE FUCKED!!!!” accurate

[@Xedrie]

yes

[@dbzsonicnerd5852]

2020 in a nutshell

[@mac-gyver1152]

Lol

[@rid2735]

I died

[@bigpoggers6507]

I JUST REALIZED THE JOKE, that's well hidden man, took me quite a while to realize it.

[@TheRazzyBear]

Not gonna lie, the Antagonist seems like a good guy, if he had ENABLED the profanity filter THEN he would have been pure evil.

[@ChessScholarOfficial]

Ah fudge

[@brezzendorf]

Unlike Sougou, kayaba is a gamer too. So he can understand the player's feeling

[@coreylineberry8557]

That’s the second arc.

[@ChessScholarOfficial]

@We Are Although I firmly agree with your statement, let's leave out politics on SAOA vids

[@zayl777]

Matthew Kolcz not gonna lie, that small comment tirade made burst out in laughter. But agreed, this series is too pure to spoil with real world problems...

[@WolfvineGaming]

How I can't believe this episode is now 10 years old

[@crix_h3eadshotgg992]

Yeah me neither damn

[@JnscGaming]

Here come the floods, new episodes out, so now they're all committing the ritual, by rewatching the whole thing from the start, a yearly practice done by many..

[@christopherbledsoe1540]

all hail the SAOA ritual!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@JnscGaming]

@@christopherbledsoe1540 all hail the SAOA ritual!!

[@crowthewicked8344]

"Haha I'm going to burn this f*cker to the ground"

[@trollmastermike52845]

lol

[@SourCherryBomb]

The beginning of SAO's arsony problem lol

[@michaell8000]

yeah they really need to get on top of that arson problem don't they?

[@illthinkofonelater8957]

😂😂

[@user-sl2il7mw4c]

PLOTTWIST

[@shadeshadow007]

I love the fact that Kirito just pulls that Mitheral Pebble Lore just out of his ass and keeps it going for Hours

[@forge4119]

Truely, he has mastered the art of being a smartass.

[@lucianfrostbane]

The legacy of the Pebble does live on after all

[@idiotically-everything]

As someone who does improv that is impressive

[@StitchXDHD]

I'm waiting for them to have the mythril pebble be the thing that beats the final enemy of Alfheim. Instead of him pulling out mod powers he just throws a rock at him.

[@levievil9220]

@@StitchXDHD I am a god in this world Take this (throws the mitherl pebble of pig smiting Why did I program that back in

[@5q1d87]

4:20 wasted potential for not having a guy yell out "uuuhhh original or reboot ?"

[@ShneekeyTheLost]

This predated the reboot

[@5q1d87]

@@ShneekeyTheLost ok fair enough.

[@ashtondavies9010]

bro was right about the iphone 15 thats crazy. and the time almost lines up to the date in sao lore

[@cezaryjagieo5633]

Funny how this series, despite having two extremely toxic, borderline sociopaths as main characters, became my feel good watch. Whenever my life seems more shitty than usual, i come here, and watch Kirito grow as a person one creative insult at a time. And every time, i come back feeling better. Thanks, Something Witty Entertainment

[@dabestaround1245]

Damn straight

[@lulooper]

Damn straight indeed.

[@ilikewaffles037]

Mine too, I think I've watched it in it's entirity 17 times now. (26 now)

[@ITSNATEE]

Honestly thought you were talking about the actual one (though it can be debated that this one IS the actual one)

[@thefaithfulwisp6272]

For some reason i want a romcom about 2 broken characters because of this Something about 2 extremely flawed characters falling in love sounds interesting to my degenerate brain

[@JoyAndAgony]

"I disabled the profanity filter" I LEGIT CHOKED

[@Kazutoes]

Have fun with that!!~

[@xenongaming1992]

Psychotic Muffin NOOO

[@slashb7836]

WE'RE FUCKED!

[@python1972]

Christopher Lin Yeah but he hadn't disabled it until he left

[@Ryter_]

Psychotic Muffin WE'RE FUCKED

[@CaydenMartin-rx8tt]

Just love how in 10 years the I phone 15 just came out 😂😂

[@ryancriger6276]

Just imagine for a moment. Trapped in a literal death game. And you can’t afford AdBlocket.

[@draycen7242]

Long ago, this pebble was forged in the fiery pits of Tartarus, by the grand blacksmith of Lucifer himself in a time long before the world began. War upon war was waged in the abyss of pain before it was ultimately bequeathed to the lowliest of peasants, a man named Makenzie. Quickly corrupted by its power, he began a lone siege of the kingdom. Having seized power, war after war was waged, all sourced from the newly-crowned king’s lust for strength. Generations of kings continued his conquest: Yamato, Carrie, Budva, Logan, Bread, and many others were led astray by its perverting power. Each king fought on the front-line of their bloodshed. Finally, another king, blessed by the gods, confronted the pebble with the mighty weapon Demon’s Bane, and felled the depraved regent. For centuries it lay dormant in the vaults, only being unearthed when the kingdom was on death’s door. The finest warrior would be tasked with exclusively wielding both weapons. But treachery! The thief Cocainus had obtained the holy weapon! Confronting him, the pebble’s wielder slew him in a single strike, but not before his foe could reciprocate. And thus, Mardoza, Guardian of the Pebble, fell to his knees, and passed from this world, leaving behind the mighty weapon. For he knew that one day, its power would be required once more.

[@uttran663]

“But the legacy lives on”

[@benlohmer5703]

Fuckin nice bro

[@jellogamer6493]

Bruh how did you

[@vulcan3785]

jello gamer it’s a d&d item

[@jellogamer6493]

@@vulcan3785 what no but seriously idk how to play d&d so can u explain

[@MikuFutaba]

It's sad when the abridged series is better than the actual series

[@captinquark80]

English viking kaden agreed

[@leilanimallon7056]

I agree

[@beaniepanini]

I didn't know there were books, Now I have something to look for at Barnes & Noble

[@MikuFutaba]

Mosaica Flamet don't forget the light novels

[@MikuFutaba]

Mosaica Flamet don't forget the light novels

[@Panda-vu1qm]

Everybody coming back to rewatch this a year later since a new episode came out

[@DizzleDoodles]

Time for my additional rewatch of Abridged I do every couple of year- ... WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S 10 YEARS OLD NOW?!

[@tripleaces659]

Revisit this after finishing both of the Progressive movies. Watching this really brings me back 😂

[@La-jh6gc]

The pebble story had a better plot sequence than the entire show.

[@SanvelloSerapiega]

to bad the writers decided to take the feel of the original by skipping past most of the interesting stuff.

[@clearsky9109]

now that's bull sao is a good show

[@SanvelloSerapiega]

cody ring no it isn't

[@superdupervegito4245]

+cody ring Hahahahaha that's funny.

[@runemies2]

Keep telling lies to yourself.

[@horence2360]

Activate ad blocker for $29.99 Thank you EA

[@erenjaeger7875]

I gonig to burn this fucker to the ground

[@bificommander7472]

What, aren't you happy they give us players choices?

[@akiyaburst5782]

I would honestly get that

[@limsojiwin1425]

honorable mention: AdBlock DLC

[@wellingtune5607]

you mean Bethesda?

[@lulufly9482]

Can you tell that they said Iphone 15 is a thing. This is also going off of the original SAO Timeline starting at year 2022. LOl, we have Iphone 15 now!

[@pg2mcdoubles]

i am loving the fact that this show takes place 2022-2024 and there’s an ad for the iphone 15. which i’ve seen ads for on video games this year🤣

[@WayanAyama]

"WAHAHA!!! HE CALLED ME AN ASSHOLE!!"

[@theanimeunderworld8338]

The truth hurts

[@yuemcoy835]

omg ive stumbled upon the most powerful wepon in the game

[@Grace_444]

For you see,

[@Skallva]

I'm still not sure whether Kirito was laughing or crying in this scene.

[@infamousking5568]

pretty sure he was crying tbh

[@Ularg7070]

Never watched SAO, I think this is the appropriate way to watch the series now.

[@boopmeister_]

The original is pretty shit

[@shadevoid227]

foxtrot golf So true. XD It's 10x more hilarious.

[@Helltamirre]

Yep. That's true. I barely even remember original SAO by now but this thing I quote verbatim.

[@ScarFearz]

The original serie is pretty good, but it should've ended at episode 14. The rest is pretty much Mario going to save the princess. It's pretty bad.

[@Helltamirre]

ScarFearz GGO arc in season two is ok.

[@darklightmemery2353]

Coming back to this after a year Feeling nostalgic as hell

[@JuniorRDZ04]

Can I watch this without watching the show? And I heard this is the magnum opus of abridged series as a whole, is that true?

[@darklightmemery2353]

@@JuniorRDZ04 its pretty good and the jokes are spot on, but in order to truly appreciate the abridged version I recommend at least checking out a couple episodes of the original

[@JuniorRDZ04]

@@darklightmemery2353 - Ahh coolio. And what year was the first anime made? Since I remember there bing a ton of seasons of the anime. 😅

[@darklightmemery2353]

@@JuniorRDZ04 December 23rd 2012

[@JuniorRDZ04]

@@darklightmemery2353 - Woah, the specifics. Thank you. Don’t know when I’ll get to it, since I don’t normally branch a ton to new stuff. Heck, I dropped a lot of series which I put off getting back to. :/

[@natanlopesdearaujo6909]

EP 17 rewatch, let's go

[@NinjaaGohan]

Yessir

[@Wrench626]

"I disabled the profanity filter, have fun with that!"

[@riskymotions487]

Cherish these moments steven, Cherish these moments.

[@Dede-bc2xl]

um..... whats a profanity filter?

[@n8taing612]

It's what makes the bleep sound when someone curses. If it's off, that means curses could be heard and not bleeped

[@subscriber101able]

Spinkicker in other words. that guy who said *"WE'RE FUCKED!"* had fun with it (or tested it at the very least)

[@Dede-bc2xl]

WHAT IS IT!?

[@reddragon2150]

Just thought about all those family members who disconnected the nerve gear unknowingly killing the player.

[@TheZephyrsWind]

And all the people in apartments who died of dehydration or malnutrition. So if you have no family, you die. If you have family, you die. If you play the game you still probably die. Survival is unlikely.

[@parkchimmin7913]

Christopher Michael Oh true. But, everyone in the real world knows what’s happening to the players. So, the government most likely had a hand in bringing in most players to the hospitals to be cared for.

[@myneneedssomequalitytimein8908]

@@TheZephyrsWind well everyone was hospitalized before any of those would kill them

[@justindorthewonderwizard645]

My mom would get pissed not understanding it at all yell at me then unplug it

[@parkchimmin7913]

Justindor The Wonder Wizard My grandma would probably do the same thing .-.

[@chrisjeffjohnson5265]

I rewatch this whole playlist every time y’all drop an episode 😭😭🐐

[@Crimson0604]

This is my third time rewatching this, and I can confidently say this is now my new SAO canon

[@sakazu2576]

"Sometimes, things are born. They live. And then they stop. Forever" that is the greatest explanation of life and death that I've ever heard

[@jadenfavor1288]

*WHAT*

[@lulooper]

Ugh... (Plays head blowing up)

[@toxicdemon1315]

@@lulooper*gasps* OH MY GOD! IF WE DIE IN THE GAME WE DIE FOR REAL!!

[@ultimaurice]

Cow return grass

[@christophera4527]

10 times funnier than the actual anime

[@carloskhanhsila1375]

10 to the 10th power you mean.

[@Spooky_Bard]

Getting closer, but the number you're looking for is inexpressible by modern notions of mathematics.

[@SubCinemaProductions]

Wait... what's ten times zero.... it's five, right? Can we like get a graph or a math teacher? Use one of those chineese counting sliders? I can math if I want to...

[@jaykay030]

Christopher A Funnier? Oh hell yes! But that does not mean it has a better story... even though people have different tastes...... it's up to everyone themselves!

[@carloskhanhsila1375]

typo? ten times zero is zero

[@Keanu034]

Aww shit. Here we go again!

[@kreativeillustr8s]

Always a treat to rewatch this entire series when a new episode comes out ❤

[@RyuzakiHirokai]

The most impressive thing is that Kaiyaba kept that Scanners video tabbed for two whole freaking years.

[@levievil9220]

I mean probably just to remind himself hey let’s try not to get that ending

[@coyolord8031]

i think he was just too lazy to get rid of the tab

[@batch_2731]

Along with Game Design for Dummies. 😂

[@necrosteel5013]

Can relate to keeping random tabs open for relatively poor reasons. My phone has 3000+ tabs and my computer has 40+ tabs.

[@BlackMoonHowls]

Bookmarks; Favorites. They exist use them. @@necrosteel5013

[@haki5019]

When have you heard of someone beating Everquest?! When have you heard of someone *playing* Everquest!? ... Fair.

[@cjdziesiuta1995]

But... I play it

[@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007]

@@cjdziesiuta1995 Then you're a nerd!

[@cjdziesiuta1995]

@@coriusfarinprimarchofthese7007 yes, I know I am a nerd.

[@Jakkgusa]

@@cjdziesiuta1995 I do believe we are all nerds here

[@shibo_uzumaki948]

I just beated that a sec ago it took me 6 months

[@crimzunn]

rewatching this legendary show again

[@KhemoicalKhemo]

Their version of the SAO intro is better than the OG and I will die on this hill.