[SFM] - Heavy is a Millennial

[@RolandBon]

“It costs 400,000 dollars to cure this depression. For 12 seconds” Heavy-

[@Yo_Soy_Pirok]

*Sasha*

[@twinhearts3928]

*Intense Russian Laughing*

[@gerbua9828]

All the worlds money... Gone

[@haxorman6969]

@@twinhearts3928 *crying

[@twinhearts3928]

@@haxorman6969 Yeah that seems about right.

[@calebmcintosh3241]

“The answer: use a gun, and if that don’t work, use more gun”

[@pyraffin]

[Insert screaming sad cat meme]

[@venomasmark14]

Directions unclear, shot President Lincoln

[@RapidGashes]

Directions unclear, shot JFK, and made him open minded

[@annsh.6487]

Omg, that would fit perfectly into the video

[@yank33withnobrim]

That's cursed

[@Kelsang01]

1:21 I love how when scout gets auto balanced it sounds like he’s getting pulled into hell

[@DrCaucho3112]

THATS the kid that got auto balanced and lived next to me

[@QUINOVIN]

kid turns blue funny

[@person0-016]

That's exactly my what brain sounds like when I get autobalanced after I almost win my first PASS time game

[@MicTheOni]

@@person0-016 yep

[@rudyalcorta3511]

He was being beaten the crap out of by the blue team.

[@X-SPONGED]

1:59 I love how the thing that eventually pushes Heavy to the limit isn't Scout's insult, Soldier's stern stare, Pyro's rainblower, Demo's withdrawal, Engineer's refusal to help, Medic's dark humor, nor Sniper shooing him away. It's the fact that he realizes, he's basically turning into a Fat Scout...

[@jackcouch8322]

ThATS rIGHT fanCY PANts!!!

[@alexandramilos392]

Plottwist: maybe Scout is also depressed and that's why hes so mean, then again this was all imagined by Heavy, but i think his imagination predictions where preaty accurate for the moust part.

[@korhol2065]

2000 YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO CREATE A HAIRLESS FU-

[@foxbyte0157]

The saddest part is hoovy never actually tried to talk to his freinds

[@Gekk-rx7nv]

We've all been there

[@نورهالقحطاني-ف9م]

2:09

[@noskalborg723]

@@Gekk-rx7nv heavy needs *JESUS*

[@rodriguezfamily767]

He has friends?

[@rhyderrek6155]

@@noskalborg723 fuck off Kierkegaard, nobody need Jesus.

[@triggered0085]

1:56 the smoothest run ever

[@themininoob]

Indeed

[@caifangdeng8301]

i did the 100th like

[@alexwatt19]

GET THE F**K OVER HERE

[@mircocapra4531]

@@alexwatt19 AAAAAHHH

[@fn-falco4428]

I am going to kill myself!

[@ooccttoo]

Plot twist: if he had actually gone to them for help, they would have been all too happy to. It was his own mind that tricked him into thinking that they would have ignored or mocked him.

[@monsterbros1882]

Pretty much how depression works

[@BreadstixTheAnimator]

@TF Tingle that was heavy's thoughts, not actually medic

[@kkid5410]

I think that's the hidden plot of the video

[@atwat6157]

I think scout would actually be that way

[@garbageboystinkman4159]

Medic would be the happiest to help. Scout and Soldier would just hate him more (we all know how Soldier works) Demoman would try to help but end up making things worse with alchoholism

[@Sizifus]

Scout's meltdown once he got autobalanced was the stroke of genius

[@JetFalcon710]

Sounded like he was being dragged into Hell by the ankles

[@HalalKaibaLegacy]

I don't get it, when did that happen?

[@iwantedtobethatanomaly2270]

@@HalalKaibaLegacy 1:16

[@FERO-LABS_PRODUCTIONS]

​@@iwantedtobethatanomaly2270 the blu team fortress 2 scout never survived

[@ateasewiththecheese2140]

Glad to see the tf2 environment positive as ever

[@average-art3222]

YES

[@crapporoniandchezze8338]

Brother?

[@heyhey8791]

Cousin?

[@krystalicslill5402]

@@heyhey8791 sister?

[@tahutoa]

@@krystalicslill5402 "nice day for a, white weddiiing"

[@1Subversion1]

1:16 I love how when scout gets auto balanced we just hear his cut screams. Its amazing.

[@denisgramadeins160]

Yap that me chuckle nuts

[@torador9197]

he changed teams to brazil

[@youraverageenclavesoldier]

@@torador9197 *not Brazil*

[@UshankaMaster]

@@torador9197 terrifying

[@Witherskull0503]

@@denisgramadeins160 That really does chuckle your nuts, does it funny man?

[@thenamesgames6393]

0:44 Pub-stomper soldiermains with 2000+ hours when you heal another player for 0.00098451 nano-seconds

[@dinoluka11]

I'm a medic main and I agree. They proceed to yell over voice chat too.

[@projectjavelin5948]

Silent Wolf consult 0:25.

[@goldencomet1404]

2000 isn't that much, more like 10000+ hours

[@tenderquirkydragon8643]

Wut

[@fearfoxcpu]

You see thats why I became a Revolver Spy I got sick of those type of people and rather be running around shooting people at point blank with an ambasador

[@SCHEFFyt]

Kindest scout main: 0:25

[@tetrakotone]

1:16 I don't know why, but the whole scout talking in the background and changing teams made me wheeze louder than I should've...

[@1classikai]

Right lol and how his rambling got exponentially more incoherent and angry-sounding when he switched because autobalance *set him off*

[@deadchannel5752]

Lmao true

[@tuxedobird]

Kaila Y Honestly, that felt more like fear than rage, and I relate.

[@xdarin_]

"I am depressed!" Soldier: _s t a r e_ *_" ᶰ ᵒ"_*

[@surfman4555]

Pq só tem gringo nessa merda

[@fabanano6158]

@@surfman4555 porque si lol

[@Amateur_Sirblack308]

@@surfman4555 what?

[@fabanano6158]

@A Water of Glass no

[@D.V.McAwesome]

Eu e os guri assistindo video gringo pq nois é bilíngue.

[@harper2202]

Heavy: I am going to kill myself Spy: yourself? Heavy: *DATS RIGHT FANCYPANTS*

[@p_filippouz]

Ooh... *GUNSHOT

[@pancakeperson8905]

1:58

[@monsterbros1882]

Don’t really understand why the spy asks that though...

[@dracolytelord2568]

He asked because of the teams being literal copies, spy didn’t know I’d heavy was going to kill blue heavy or red heavy

[@OriginalLito]

Spy actually said your sad he was the only one willing to help but due to rejections of the others heavy denied it

[@FlappJackz]

I like that enegineer was straight forward and wasn’t completely disrespectful while stating he isn’t the guy to ask for mental treatment. He is cool for that respect.

[@agusanto162]

Pero lo dejo a su suerte

[@willchangemynamewhench3ofd845]

​@@agusanto162fue mejor que darle un mal consejo y que terminara en un estado peor

[@crimsondynamo615]

Practical problems, not mental problems.

[@puretestosterone9614]

Reactions from the team: Scout: Reacts in disgust. He then goes on to tap into his superiority complex, in an order to make himself better about out of frame self doubt/inadequacies, and to hide such feelings at Heavy's Expense. Possibly Scout is just as depressed, or even more, than Heavy. Seeking to step on others, to inflate a deflated ego. Soldier: He decides to keep his callous wall of "hardened soldier", and looks down upon him with a drill sergeant's intense glare, as if to say, "Bullets don't care about yer mental state, kid." Soldier possibly is trying to help Heavy with some, "Tough love" kind of advice, which an admirable attempt, but possibly not what Heavy needs. Pyro: From his point of view(The "Do you Believe in Magic" view), Pyro is trying to make him happy with his Joy-Thrower, which is comforting to know. He has good intentions...but bad effects. Demoman: Demoman invites Heavy to drink. Perhaps to show him down the way of alcoholism, which is, again, what he believes to be right and true, but is not. Another member of the team who has genuine intentions, and probably spoke to him, before getting drunk. Or he just wanted a drinking buddy, who knows. Engineer: He does not feel qualified to help Heavy. He feels that he may say the wrong thing, and make Heavy's situation worse, which is something Engineer wouldn't be able to live with. Instead of bearing that possibility, he shuts the toolbox, hoping he'll go away. But alas, he remains. As Heavy speaks, his head shrinks into his shoulders, indicating embarrassment as he hides into his massive frame. He is afraid to open up. Engineer then speaks on how he is not someone he should ask, but instead of screaming at him, or any other form of maliciousness, he slowly lowers the lid. Pointing to that he still wants to help Heavy, hoping that he may think of something before he closes it, and not to see his friend for the last time. Medic: Medic is another complicated one. Looking past the possible irony of the Medic telling Heavy to kill himself, another layer may exist. Playing 4D chess, Medic is trying to make light of Heavy's problem with humor. Downplaying it, as if it wasn't all that bad, and that Heavy can move on. Medic could have also been taking a gamble, that Heavy WOULD actually try and end his life, but he wouldn't have the guts to do it. Thus attempting to trigger a, "awakening" experience that some people have whenever they cannot go through suicide. Sniper: He is an unfortunate case. Heavy simply approached Sniper, who we can assume to be quite the introvert, at the wrong time. Sniper was having a private moment, which Heavy intruded on. Among Introverts, this kind of personal time is very important, and Sniper was simply not in the mood to help anyone. As Sniper is an Introvert, not only would he be at a disadvantage at reading Heavy's intentions(being an introvert and all, focusing on oneself), as an Introvert, he would understand personal emotions and conflicts such as Heavy's and been able to provide valuable insight. It's a shame, and he lashes out at Heavy, not giving him a chance. Spy: The most deep of them all though, is Heavy's encounter with Spy, as they are both of slight nuances of each other's different sides of the previous interactions. Firstly, Heavy himself. Instead of confessing his mental state, he jumps to the chase to announce his intentions. That is, to end his own life. Saying this, he believes that (seemingly, to him) almost no other members of the team cared about his problem, and that Spy would be no different. Though, this is not the case. Heavy's posture also indicates a sense of defeat, that this is the last person he could talk to, and, "It's not like he's gonna care...no one else did..." and he peels from the wall, and walks away, slouched. Spy though, appears to be open minded, and is ready to try and understand him. Heavy though, takes on a morph of Medic's and Sniper's reaction to his problem, and reacts in a passive aggressive(Sniper) strangely humorous(Medic) way. Heavy seems to back out of wanting help, and instead reverts to a thin and weak mask of humorous self degradation, possibly looking for a way out of an uncomfortable situation. This situation being, of course, opening up to someone else. ...or it could just be a funny SFM lol

[@emeraldmitch3953]

Uh...

[@emeraldmitch3953]

Bruh

[@jacobbyrd4616]

That's a lot of work but wow just wow like big wow

[@ruvthebassman8706]

Thats alot of writing take my like and good luck

[@RealBroccoliHour]

You put a lot of effort into this have my like

[@thewindwakinghero7423]

0:20 I love how the scout gives an actual way to help if the heavy is upset about his weight, and then it just degrades immediately

[@TylertheCC1010fan]

Classic scout.

[@grazielamink]

heavy tf2 lore: heavy isn’t fat, but just has plenty muscle and is very strong.

[@aidenyorke2132]

@@grazielamink he suplexed a fucking 4000 pound bear, its obvious to comic readers.

[@forgetfullsanity]

@@grazielamink carries a minigun 24/7 HAVE 0 RECOIL WITH IT btw

[@Kokangalang]

@@forgetfullsanitya 330 pound machine gun at that, that shoots rounds as large as what sniper uses.

[@nouvaldiarditioyoghi1295]

0:24 i like how you fix the scout's mic before he rage so we can hear it loudly

[@wintercrawler]

Where is this from

[@Somersalsa]

I never noticed. Good eye

[@buissnesscat5735]

I thought it was a hand fixing the shadows spot

[@moonwolf5643]

That, is called xbox mode I know from doing it myself

[@steina1543]

I fucking died when the hand came down and Scout starting going off

[@themedic7933]

I like to imagine these reactions are all based on the fact that heavy is just gonna respawn anyway so none of them really care.

[@crimsondynamo615]

It’s eternity in there

[@themedic7933]

@@crimsondynamo615 Longer than you think

[@DanialDannyDandyDrad-gk4zq]

Emesis Blue reference

[@officerpolarbear8670]

Everyone is analyzing the reactions of all the mercs, but people seem to have forgotten that all of these reactions are part of heavy's *imagination*. they never actually happened and are probably inaccurate, since heavy has such a low self-esteem.

[@jospantostado5406]

Poor guy

[@24BinIsNot01]

Scout’s is probably accurate tho

[@Witherskull0503]

True medic could help, but I'm afraid not all are inaccurate. Scout, engineer and demo probably are accurate.

[@verdinant_jay]

Spy: “yourself?”

[@officerpolarbear8670]

@@verdinant_jay " 'das right, fancy-pants!"

[@Laxhoop]

I just love how Spy acts so realistically. His immediate reaction to hearing Heavy say he’s gonna kill himself, with just slowly lowering his cigarette, it’s subtle, and takes only 5 seconds, but it’s just so funny to me, somehow, especially since he’s apparently a figment of Heavy’s imagination.

[@crisco8464]

Jackson West that’s right fancy pants

[@deanxile]

@Jackson West That's Right Fancy Pants

[@plaguebringer7865]

*gun bang*

[@quack0i991]

it's weird that he thinks spy is the reasonable one and medic wants him to die, especially since heavy and medic are close friends and spy doesn't really like anyone at all, let alone heavy

[@minithegameguy4674]

@@plaguebringer7865 *ambassador shot*

[@smersmer1855]

Scout didn't care. Soldier wanted him to man up. Pyro _tried_ to help. Demo tried to cheer him up with alcohol, which works for him. Engineer didn't feel qualified to help. Medic thought it was a joke, or challenged Heavy to do something most wouldn't bring themselves to do (in hopes he wouldn't). Sniper was caught at a bad time. Spy cared, but Heavy was too far gone. - my opinion garnered from other comments and simplified

[@nickkayfabe6147]

Remember, these are what heavy _thought_ they would say. I believe this is how they would actually react: Scout: Go on an on about how he is the best therapist for 3 hours before attempting to actually help Soldier: give an inspirational speech about how Heavy has to fight for his country, for his family, no matter where he’s from. Since Heavy never really did anything to Soldier or America, Soldier wouldn’t go full patriot as he usually does, and help Heavy instead. Pyro: cover heavy in fire (and probably oil) Demo: Give Heavy a beer and have a talk with him Engineer: be an actual therapist for Heavy, and would actually understand Heavy’s problems because they are both similar classes in terms of gameplay Medic: attempt to scoop out the part of Heavy’s brain that’s making him depressed Sniper: talk about how he should just do what makes him happy, and move on from the things he doesn’t Spy: is the second best therapist out of all of them

[@smersmer1855]

@@nickkayfabe6147 Wtf, this is actually exactly how I would envision it, save for Sniper. Sniper would prolly be the most uncaring of them all, not on purpose, but because he's so reserved. He'd prolly just tell Heavy it's a short spell and that he should kill some people and move on.

[@nickkayfabe6147]

@@smersmer1855 that’s pretty much what I said except for the fact that he wouldn’t care which is a good point, also I had a tough time making something for sniper

[@smersmer1855]

@@nickkayfabe6147 Oh, you're right now that I'm reading it again. Sniper's a simple guy

[@ariefrahmatramadhan7016]

Underrated long comments

[@Grady1285]

AFTER SO MANY MONTHS I FOUND IT THE ORIGIN OF OVERLY ANGRY SCOUT

[@BowmakerFox]

"Hey, look buddy... I'm an engineer. That means I solve *no* problems" *Ignores you and continues to play guitar*

[@miroslavblagojevic7635]

Oh That's a nice joke xD

[@goldenpothos7262]

Country music intensifies

[@mosio.2504]

Hey,look buddy,I solve no problem NO...problems

[@gubre2195]

This is truly relatable

[@Gooniath]

I feel like demo and spy were kind to him

[@antoniovazquez8644]

So was pyro, he probably thought he was shooting happiness at him to make him happy, because of how he sees things. Demo, pyro, and spy were all trying their hardest, even though he was imagining the worst. Especially spy, who heavy simply thinks wouldn’t help even though he’s extremely kind under his (literal) mask

[@tsumorai]

Demoman was just vibin

[@gotmemes7090]

@@tsumorai yeah he wanted to chill how could no one say no to a bottle of scrumpy

[@iregretmylifechoices5222]

Demo is an example of a well meaning person contributing nothing to help the depressed individual in any meaningful way. Well intentioned, but not helpful. Demo in this vid probably has his own list of mental problems he isn’t dealing with and in turn only offered the solution that he came to- drinking

[@misskris2089]

I think pyro was trying to help as well they just didn't understand the exact problem.

[@je_sus332]

This is the opposite of "Heavy is dead" 1. it has a secret message 2. Heavy dies 3. the lack of cartoonyness that "Heavy is dead" has

[@insomniadog3386]

the animations are also unreal, so smooth

[@ejayyy5178]

What-what is the secret message?

[@je_sus332]

@@ejayyy5178 Shows how people with depression actually think.

[@mnichow2146]

I have a theory. This SFM is connected with the Heavy is Dead. See, in heavy is dead, everyone other than heavy dies. In this, the heavy only IMAGINES what It would be like talking to his (now dead) team. Why wouldn't the heavy just ask? Answer: EVERYONE IS DEAD. The Heavy also might have gotten depression after realizing his team is dead, that would also explain why he only imagines what the team would say. At the end, the heavy gives up and kills himself. Just like the title of HEAVY IS DEAD! Now, the heavy IS wearing cosmetics in Heavy is dead BUT nobody said he can't just take them off. So, in conclusion, the story goes: Heavy gets shot and falls to the ground. Heavy's team all die one way or another while thinking that the heavy is dead. The only survivors are the Pyro and the Heavy. In between the heavy is dead and this video, The Heavy realizes that his team is dead and realizes the consequences. In this "sequel", the Heavy tries his own best to cure depression by imagining what his team would have said, If the heavy got depression while they all were still alive. The heavy thinks that all of them would be negative about it, leading to the Heavy committing suicide. OR I am overthinking, but I'll just go with the Theory.

[@ColdHatch]

@@mnichow2146 No no, you're onto something here.

[@angerykenboi1959]

0:58 Pyro probably thought he was actually helping

[@imanejoestar1578]

Real

[@lozmaster6441]

That is a fantastic detail

[@RedHeavy-]

I am still depressed I am no longer depressed I’m critically depressed When heavy update

[@baller9045]

GET THE FUCK OUTA HERE

[@sirisami]

Little buddy, i can help you if you want

[@atlas1102]

As a therapist here is my advice, stop being sad. This piece of advice has a 100% success rate because everyone I used this on never come in for an appointment ever again

[@RedHeavy-]

@@atlas1102 “I am depressed and ded”

[@atlas1102]

@@RedHeavy- S***. Your dead that's sad amen

[@beeninja2539]

0:40 is like every single scraping and grinding sound I’ve ever heard overlaid on top of one another and my ears are crying

[@chonemasterflex9863]

I love how the medic has teacups with all the merc’s faces on them.

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

BRUH HOW DID I NOT REALIZE

[@fossilgamersbirds8641]

0:25 Me when I'm tired of the egocentric guy in class who believes that he is the buffest man in the world Edit: This actually happened in real life lol

[@supercuz8300]

bot moment (that comment ^)

[@tomikun8057]

@@supercuz8300 lol look at the channel lololol

[@supercuz8300]

@@tomikun8057 ikr

[@gloss_cup]

0:25 spy mains when you spy check

[@Boo.7361]

The funny thing that Scout's advice is a good idea. Healthier eating habits can lead to a better well being.

[@twinkytwinklier4047]

This comment right here, officer

[@scootthescout9426]

@@twinkytwinklier4047 lmao

[@AA-hb7os]

@@twinkytwinklier4047 no,no, he has a point.

[@papersparrow899]

But he didn't have to tell him that way.

[@axolotlanimations8588]

@@twinkytwinklier4047 Officer, Twinkys comment.

[@diouffizzat2016]

Me : asks friends about the way i look. Friend : yea u look fine Best friend : 0:25

[@danielalejandro3635]

100% true

[@danterodriguez03]

I think you don't know how a best friend would answer, that insult is to soft, it didn't touch your entire family, your traumas, and more

[@davidcroft7548]

At least they’re telling the truth

[@NoSubsWithContent]

By this logic everyone I've ever met is my best friend

[@thecoolestdaniel4554]

1:24 no ur compressed

[@AvitalShtap]

I CANT GET OVER THE EYE MOVEMENTS LMAO AND THE HEAVY RUN THERE ARE SO Mny beautiful parts of thiis aniamaitTION

[@borkikong8339]

I’m not gonna like because 420 likes

[@dahker6930]

Hello I'm here because a Spanish KZbinr of philosophy analyzed this video

[@Queso_Oaxaca]

Platonto god

[@CalixMalaso]

Platonto god

[@crushedcan5378]

Platonto god

[@elExego]

Platonto god

[@ElPibeDelSombreroXD]

Platonto god

[@derpy_horse4153]

Me: maybe I'll watch TF2 animations to help improve my own work Me: *watches video* Me: this is better than any tips i could have gotten

[@thechipsdubbo51]

Indeed

[@greatpondsfm727]

I did NOT expect to see you here xD

[@smythy5956]

You should make a tf2 animation derpy :)

[@rudyalcorta3511]

Didn't expect you to be here my good sir.

[@Lithinux]

Next time eat a salad

[@Sabojake]

0:25 when my mom sees me playing games and not doing anything productive

[@pepsiman7453]

Where can I find that audio clip

[@anonymoose6715]

LoL

[@quanduong1801]

0:28

[@simon_pender]

YOU PLAY GAMES TOO MUCH (completely ignoring the fact that she's on like level 3000 on candy crush)

[@Gojilynx]

Jackson West ah I see, you are the one who tries to ruin jokes! I heard about jerks like you

[@closetdoorman]

Teachers: We handle bullying very seriously Also teachers when a kid is bullied: 1:29

[@guardsmen6274]

No problems. BUT- NO problems.

[@falsum6913]

@@guardsmen6274 NO problems........

[@mysterious9522]

This is why I am depressed

[@justsomeplantcells-]

I pretend I didn’t see that .

[@secret811]

True

[@themememaker4929]

I just realized from his perspective, Pyro thought he was actually helping Heavy by setting him on fire.

[@alexandnachoyt3001]

I love the perfect cut of the gun sound at the end 2:08

[@_forv_]

Me too, awesome end to be in the most of movies :D

[@breadbug6101]

Every spy main after Amby got nerfed

[@Dabadi4834]

I think it's using the USP sound effect

[@alexandnachoyt3001]

@@_forv_ Totally agree

[@alexandnachoyt3001]

@@Dabadi4834 thanks

[@UncleAsmos2005]

I like how spy Is the only Merc that seems to care about heavy's depression

[@edvardfla3573]

Demo seemed to atleast try in his own twisted way too

[@richbok]

When you accidentally tell you mom to shut up during an argument 0:44

[@bubalackgaming8892]

So you have chosen... Death

[@drained.]

Oof

[@jaktrosma]

0:47

[@masonnero9038]

you have met with a most terrible fate

[@TomEyeTheSFMguy]

How do I do the tiny type?

[@Eitbitman]

1:37 Canadian Healthcare

[@starboy3735]

Thought the engi was gonna be like “hey look buddy- *something inspirational*”

[@deadchannel5752]

F

[@picachubarato9733]

UsE a GuN

[@tinle9]

@@picachubarato9733 if that don't work, use more gun

[@SirenSong13]

That might of been intentional tbh

[@nightgaurdmoved7166]

My mind goes to: Engineer just says: hey buddy inspirational speech

[@Azure_fae]

All soldier had to say was: son, always remember, dying is gay.

[@faceless5472]

Which one of st's video's was that from (If it was from st)

[@Maukiki]

Dying is gay? Guess I’ll die ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@xensei8028]

@@Maukiki Delete comment pls

[@tribot_leader]

Since heavy is millennial he would like that

[@1tsMichael]

111 likes ;D!!!

[@maxwell71596]

I can't wait for the sequel: *[SFM] - Heavy is from Generation Z*

[@justsomedude7177]

No No [SFM] - Heavy is a roombaa

[@xxmodzhaxsxx7910]

No no no you fools *[SFM]- Heavy is an early boomer*

[@King_of_Florida2]

Featureing fortnite dances

[@lokifdog]

no no no no idiots! *[SFM] - Heavy plays Forknife and wins in PUBG*

[@LordVader1094]

Heavy just starts shooting everyone.

[@BadaysVZ221]

Es chistoso el echo de que esto es una buena representación de alguien deprimido y como la sociedad puede verlo

[@Joaquin_Peyronel]

Platontiano

[@lipingwang6640]

platonzino

[@raincloud6414]

02:10 when I am in a VR game and want to know how the guns work.

[@p_filippouz]

*All vr shooters in a nutshell

[@bhurger787]

@@AGSFM Pavlov is where it's at fr though

[@donovanjoseph737]

When your controllers disconnect from you because the sensors lost them

[@eternal424]

*Just look inside and barrel and pull the trigger to see If the bullet comes out!*

[@Krisztian08]

Why do i agree with you

[@elianoachilli1567]

1:18 Despite how Engineer wasn’t helpful at all, he sounded so sincere. I love it! Great job!

[@user-ic1ic5nb6p]

It's kinda sad that Spy would've helped Heavy with his depression, but yet he refused help because no-one else helped him.

[@shely_D7vil]

yourself?

[@buggastar]

@@shely_D7vil _thats right fancy pants_

[@hienosaatoa]

Myself! So why don't you- _ded_

[@peejeep7125]

holy shit your comment gives me motivation for no reason

[@Ilovepeggleohyeah100]

Demo tried too

[@statelyelms]

Every once in a while "I am dePRESSED" enters my brain and doesn't let go

[@Falcobird01]

1:16 ROFL Scout's mic starts cutting out after being team balanced. XD

[@brolymaininfighterz962]

Why use rofl in 2019

[@yungnut8300]

XxCarboy 123 deadass

[@DJL3G3ND]

why use lol in 2019? maybe he really did roll on the floor laughing

[@youeverjustdie]

DJ L3G3ND I guess lol is more easier to use

[@theta8529]

I think they called in some Backup from **BEARDED EXPENSE**

[@Geofcraze634]

I can't even say a word because of this beautiful, smoothing SFM animation. Aaaaa!

[@amaulana090]

You mean "soothing"? Yeah I think you meant soothing.

[@Azelf89]

DatGameh Nah, he knows what he said.

[@latinname7073]

You just said multiple words

[@KingKayro87]

So basically, Heavy thinks that the reactions from his friends would be: Scout: Straight up roasting him about his weight Soldier: Ominously turning around and giving him an evil glare Pyro: Incinerates him Demoman: Offers him a scrumpy Engineer: Simply tells him that he can't help him Medic: Tells him to die Sniper: Screams at him for watching him piss Spy: Might actually try to help, but Heavy is thinks otherwise based on what he's seen

[@waspman7775]

I wish the video actually did show the spy helping him it would have been nice if spy helped and heavy didn’t kill him self

[@defaultmate]

@@mrdevil2209 Bruh why are you reading the comments before the video's over?

[@daygreck771]

Yeah thats basically free hate

[@neosiah8654]

@@mrdevil2209 why did you read EVERYTHING, knowing it was a spoiler

[@neosiah8654]

@@mrdevil2209 fair enough. tho i dont see why its pointless. he kinda just summed up the video. its whatever

[@Moonwaltz777]

The way Heavy’s eyes scan over soldier as he turns around with no animation gets me every rewatch, I don’t know why

[@thermonuclearegg7247]

yourself? *that's right F A N C Y P A N T S*

[@randommeow844]

no..... (gunshot)

[@ratpatterson8953]

why is this an actually accurate portrayal of how depression makes you think all your friends hate you EDIT: please for the love of god stop commenting

[@dennisrocket9825]

is not depression what makes you think they hate you, its your friends and your rational thinking

[@НиколаТрифуновић-с2и]

I wouldn't know, since I have no friends

[@ultra.based.27]

they do

[@fucku390]

@@dennisrocket9825 yeah

[@philippdolschan7669]

Well because this is accurate documentary

[@PeachDragon_]

To be fair, medic is a doctor, not a psychologist.

[@stick3189]

Commissar Purity yes that is true just how I’m a boi not a boy (this is a very bad joke)

[@kms6647]

Well he’s not exactly legally a doctor

[@stick3189]

Koa Suarez oh yeah he lost his medical license

[@stick3189]

ThePlagued Doctor but I just said that like a week ago my friend

[@theghostlyfigure9989]

And he also doesn't really care about them. Buuuttt probably not to that point.

[@inwemeneldur2025]

I watch this whenever I'm down, or I'm having any kind of depressive episode. Never fails to make me laugh, and things feel a little less heavy (pun intended) after watching

[@nospoiler]

“2000 years of constant human evolution” Oh god lmao

[@gigginoxplayer]

This is so sad, Engineer play Red Dead Redemption 2

[@cobaltCarnivore]

No, that'll only make engineer sad too.

[@landonwolpert3831]

only if,only if

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

Obama, may I have permission to say the n word?

[@lukalackovic9059]

Alrighty then.

[@Binky1325]

Thanks Obama

[@iceypumpkinhead]

"I solve no problems." "But." "No. Problems." Engi is me when someone asks me for help

[@icepl831]

well he does solve only practical problems.

[@iceypumpkinhead]

_No. Problems._

[@crimpinpimpin8890]

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve no problems, problems like what is beauty

[@pleasehelpmewithmylife9953]

1:45

[@DavrK]

Asshole...

[@lostforwar5619]

medic's advice is really good, it helped me a lot, and i am no longer depressed

[@airo2theknee846]

We all know that if the Heavy had actually asked the Soldier, he would have gotten the life-changing advice: "Remember son, dying is gay." That right there would be enough to fix Heavy.

[@theoriginalstarwalker4357]

plot twist:heavy is actually gay

[@dragonarchive7443]

@@theoriginalstarwalker4357 just ask Medic ;)

[@cloudbounc3]

@@dragonarchive7443 cursed comment

[@nagihan8114]

@@dragonarchive7443 NO NO NO NOT TF2 RULE 34

[@dragonarchive7443]

@@nagihan8114 hey, you can't stop them, I can't stop them. Might as well enjoy the ride.

[@Mimick]

1:47 he looks so insulted

[@piratew5653]

Just keep tapping the time stamp its gold

[@zaptrap4802]

lmao i even took a screenshot of that and im prob gonna use it in memes XD

[@AliMation4202]

1:48 long medic

[@Gavalixy]

After this heavy survives and goes to therapy he begins to feel happier he walks out of therapy and says, “it is good day to be NOT dead! Then you know what happens

[@logitchy]

yeah then he doesnt die

[@LightSoul-8]

@@logitchy "I am alive! Is nice."

[@ejm1225]

@@LightSoul-8 "Yes, this is stupid!"

[@greenc0mmie767]

@@ejm1225 Scout: IM BACK YOU BALD BASTARD

[@hatkid9368]

**gun shots** you are dead!

[@justchill2131]

As kids we smile at this, as an adult we understand his pain.

[@Djsowuwhsih3]

As a cringe we create cringe. As a cringe we create useless content. Shut up and get a job rather watching useless youtune.

[@Djsowuwhsih3]

JustChill? More like JustCringe Ahahahahahahaheaaahahah

[@Djsowuwhsih3]

JustCringe, get lost and go to make cringe

[@StandName]

I agree on that

[@Amis5474]

@justchill2131 We are not part of your "kids" and "adults". Shut up and go get a job.

[@martimos359]

0:43 when somebody taps on my shoulder when I am thinking.

[@stanleybik1657]

When no one realizes that the sandvich has almost the same ingredients as a salad.

[@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222]

Exact same ingredients depending on how you make salad

[@stanleybik1657]

@@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222 true

[@cubeofmeat4982]

Isn’t a sandwich just a salad between bread

[@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222]

@@cubeofmeat4982 if you make it like that, yes

[@stanleybik1657]

@@cubeofmeat4982 bruh moment

[@EepyJuni]

Ì still can't even fathom the quality of the animation here. I mean just look at 2:04 the way that cigarette is fipped looks so damn good, and in the entire video all te=he movement looks realistic and not stiff at all, I love this shit

[@philsharpe4315]

And just look at soldiers high quality running animation at 1:13

[@e6026]

@@philsharpe4315 This comment needs more likes

[@socialcreditdepartment]

@@philsharpe4315 sexcelent

[@crazychivez]

Reminds me of jimmy neutron lol

[@chamymieldzul7006]

@@crazychivez that weird lookin big foreheaded kid with a smarty braib reminds you of that?

[@guyfromhalo]

1:44 as a Medic main, this is very accurate to how we would handle others being depressed.

[@wardious2562]

0:25 should be studied in Schools.

[@loomyair]

Spam the time stamp

[@plaguebringer7865]

It already is

[@arealhuman3677]

Demo didn’t know what tf is going on He’s probably seeing unicorns or something

[@Generic_Gaming_Channel]

YOU FAT BALD FUCK

[@ERG_elmejorcountryball]

“Fat bald bastard” From: Scout To: Heavy “You fat bald bastard You piece of human thrash 2000 years of human evolution To create a hairless fu-“

[@Ze_N00B]

1:40 When you ask the medic you constanty insulted for heals

[@MrMoron-qn5rx]

The reaction of the narcasystic bastard (most likely scout)

[@R0botic_gam1ng]

Ha so true

[@flooferjay3245]

The funny part is that heavy is just.... So very.... Offended

[@trashpanda-sg2xh]

@@whoopdedooper XD

[@ethansanders5706]

The look he gives heavy at 1:42 should be familiar from heavy's pizza song (only OG SFM watchers will most likely get this joke)

[@karimshoukry780]

Mom? I got an F on my test. 0:44

[@MagicSchoolBusDropout4]

0:26

[@Crazy-kn7re]

So true

[@thedatathief4313]

Lmao

[@ketra21]

0:59

[@SioneOliveti]

1:42

[@voltrya6844]

The best thing in this SFM is the face Heavy does at 1:46

[@MSKIV]

I only now realized that heavy didn't punch scout, scout actually lowers his mic to deliver his words of wisdom

[@evangonzalez7732]

So THAT'S what his mic is for...

[@memeslife-wq2tx]

And those of wisdom YOU FAT BALD BA-

[@RevilDoesStuff]

0:24 if you set low speed, you can see scout's mental arm lowering the mic so scout could scream out all his thoughts

[@cometcat64]

Jesus that sounds terrifying...

[@busnoises4707]

Oh god I thought it was a bat but it’s an arm wtf

[@handysamoan8304]

Nice catch

[@mcchicken1849]

You got a good eye.

[@sansyaboi4205]

I thought it was the heavy's extended finger touching him, thus triggering him

[@LostCosmonauts]

lmao just dont be sad lol

[@FlyingScott]

Just be happy 4Head

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

Works surprisingly well, actually.

[@goldensp3038]

@@FlyingScott you can become happy if you get a house 4House

[@dutch6789]

My goodness, what an idea. Why didn’t I think of that?

[@chickenboy5071]

@@goldensp3038 like what's the deal with depressed people, just get a HAUSE

[@donmixto_py]

Esta animacion es una obra de arte,lo dijo mi lord Platonto

[@vicar5271]

I think people missed the point that this is all in Heavy's head: depression is to view things while already wearing negative tinted glasses, so he ends up putting himself down before even trying to seek help. The people didn't reject him or talked him down, the Heavy did in his own mind. What's the point of giving up the razor if you're gonna end up turning your mind into one?

[@CoolGamer-qz5zp]

That's deep, man/woman

[@suannwitt]

@@CoolGamer-qz5zp wheel of cheese?

[@chrisjankay2488]

lol cause then it dont hurt.

[@CRRNCRW]

Was that a goddamn pun in the last sentence? *_The Point?_*

[@suannwitt]

@@CRRNCRW *pog*

[@jenger7]

"Hey look buddy, I solve no problems." "Bu-" "N O problems."

[@trigerdkermit2320]

Heavy:UnU

[@tackthefox6754]

Shut

[@someone.1034]

FUCK UP

[@kaizserpokoina9538]

😔

[@someinternetuser33]

Proceeds to kidnap him

[@godusopp1797]

I love the little character quirks you give each merc *ESPECIALLY* Soldier's

[@drabhat8031]

Soldier:Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiìiiiiii

[@MrGible]

I don't understand soldiers, just standing there?

[@godusopp1797]

@@MrGible ....Menacingly....

[@m.a.ddragon939]

Since all of these scenarios were heavy’s imagination I wish we got an ending where he actually gets the support of his teammates

[@SororitasSimp]

Scout: Reddit Users Soldier: Our Parents Pyro: The Economy Demo: Your drunkard single uncle Engineer: The Teachers and Principle Medic: Any 4-chan users Sniper: Any CS GO competitive lobby when a Silver joins Spy: The Suicide Asistance Hotline

[@epicduude1738]

NO problems

[@sarahmossman6378]

Well...j u s t d i e l o l

[@LeoniDole]

Engie is so true

[@Golden_Bow]

God damn that is what they all are...

[@deedeeparker505]

@Zoomer Waffen nah nah nah scout is ten year old xbox users

[@pointynoodle]

Was expecting “offended” jokes, this is 100000x better

[@mushroomalias7520]

0:24 When you realize scouts mic was tilted down so he could go sicko (Xbox microphone) mode

[@KattoCraft]

Every xbox360 chat party was this lmao

[@thatreddude8796]

Woah dude, that’s nuts

[@ImranKhan-je2qz]

I didn't realize that, at first I thought it touched his shoulder

[@mushroomalias7520]

@@ImranKhan-je2qz same dude

[@lisaknott6286]

@@KattoCraft you mean every xbox game chat and party chat?

[@taz3rgamer247]

I can’t believe mesic predicted Canadian doctors so far ahead of his time

[@Greg-vb4zl]

0:29 Scout is using his microphone on his headphones, which means that we hear him through his headphones aswell. Conclusion: scout is deaf!

[@ehalawyable]

You are right

[@lesleygalvin3239]

@ManiakNoot L O U D N O I S E S

[@commanderknee3821]

What if his was talking to himself

[@nadir4562]

you made me laugh my ass off XD

[@reknostarfox4690]

Then how does Scout even hears...?

[@communistpootisbirb]

I can confirm that demoman’s method works the best. Just don’t expect to have a lot of spending money, friends, a house, or most of your teeth after a while.

[@pleaserespond3984]

For the budget-minded, simply tell yourself "it just be like that sometime" and then imagine you're drunk. Being drunk is all in your head really, so if you imagine hard enough, you can be drunk aaaaaaaaaalllll day!

[@uniquepickles6804]

nah just do drugs

[@pleaserespond3984]

@@uniquepickles6804 Oh yeah? You gon' pay for my drugs? You got charity drug money?

[@Tman25-]

@@pleaserespond3984 tbh I've ACTUALLY done that... I've been drunk before w/o alcohol (because I loathe it tbh and tastes nasty to me but wondered what's it's like to be drunk.) [And as a bonus no hang over headache/throw up after]

[@LeBeauYT]

"I'm going to kill myself." "Yourself?" *"THAT'S RIGHT, FANCY PANTS"*

[@loraynedooling8119]

I LOVE your animation style. It feels so alive to me. I can't stop watching your videos just to see the characters move. Even the sounds you put in your videos. The subtle clink of china as medic puts down his cup, it all feels so alive. You have really inspired me to get back into SFM myself.

[@sebastiansilva9567]

1:45 Medic: J U S T D I E Wow medic that was such a big help of you

[@tastypotato9272]

I wish Medic was my therapist

[@Mayface]

My favourite part

[@MrAuthor3DS]

I mean, the others would just beat around the bush. He just gets straight to the point.

[@justherevibing7005]

Sebastian Silva HIS LITTLE LAUGH I CANT-

[@decentproductions5929]

Thanks Sebastian

[@BeetleBones1870]

0:25 my parents when I ask them for anything after I turn 18

[@drigoleus1055]

To be excat how danish parents react

[@desperateanimator484]

Same

[@SaiKisaragi]

wowie, those are some trash parents

[@xtremen00b97]

this also applies to tweens on xbox live on the 360

[@yes6839]

Plot twist: heavy survived cuz ambassador only does 102 :D Edit: to the ppl that just wanna ruin my joke, the whole point of the ambi is to crit on headshot, that's why it's a 102 ;-;

[@ricardobatista9171]

He did a headshot.

[@yes6839]

@@ricardobatista9171 Exactly! The ambassador only deals 102 damage when you *headshot*

[@ricardobatista9171]

Ok

[@aoimegu]

@@ricardobatista9171 what a weird person u are

[@deadchannel5752]

@@ricardobatista9171 Yea UR SO FUKKING WEIRD! I SO AGREED LEL (Btw I am joking)

[@abdullahalmansoori4489]

Best unofficial sfm animation ive seen

[@khuto3058]

Scout: the zoomer Soldier: the boomer Engie: the doomer Medic: the honker Sniper: the coomer

[@dumdummcstupid2414]

Demoman: The Bloomer Living it up on booze and screaming (his favorite passtime)

[@missingindy]

khuto what about spy?

[@khuto3058]

@@missingindy no clue gonna have to come up with your own

[@DetrimentalDerivation]

@@missingindy None, and that's the point. The *oomer labels usually serve to identify and trivialize some stereotypical mentality. However, instead of immediately putting him down in some reactionary fashion like others, the Spy's reaction is to hear Heavy out (albeit too little too late). So the Spy is just being a real human bean.

[@funnyvalentine2362]

Sniper : the piss

[@R41NY430]

-hits scout- *completely non understandable noises* [Scout was moved to the other team due to auto balancing] *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*

[@firehazard4065]

I understand what he said it sound like rage quiter

[@WysteriaASMR]

Every scout main ever

[@osmanak6930]

I just realised that when heavy punches scout his microphone falls to his mouth and makes his voice like that

[@plinius902]

thabks dude now i can finally know why he punch scout

[@rverusu]

@Dayron Diaz-Amastal the engy part, when his mic goes full "valve" and he gets auto-balanced

[@bakua01]

That was actually scout's arm

[@marijocastro2061]

Heavy: Shoots himself. KZbin: B U D W I S E R A D.

[@uppishcub1617]

1:44 canadian doctors be like: