Satans Honeytrap ~ VERY FUNNY ~ Nouman Ali Khan!!

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9 жыл бұрын

Little by little..he will get you...
Akhis and ukhtis, Watch Out!!
Also Watch: Hijabies And Barbies ~ Ustadh Nouman Ali Khan
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@cuphashmani9457
@cuphashmani9457 5 жыл бұрын
Allah has sent this man and Mufti Menk as blessing in my life.
@MuhammadAbdullah-lr7sd
@MuhammadAbdullah-lr7sd 3 жыл бұрын
Same. They both are blessings in this era for muslim ummah.
@husnakh5136
@husnakh5136 3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@uzmaraheman5984
@uzmaraheman5984 3 жыл бұрын
Same here May ALLAH SWT protect them and us Aameen
@SydneyAustralia428
@SydneyAustralia428 2 жыл бұрын
Same here mashallah
@naseemamn3839
@naseemamn3839 2 жыл бұрын
So true..
@Faisal01813
@Faisal01813 9 жыл бұрын
You can't help but love his lectures!
@banderal-jamhoor6643
@banderal-jamhoor6643 5 жыл бұрын
Coulndt agree more
@husnakh5136
@husnakh5136 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously
@ssohel100
@ssohel100 2 жыл бұрын
@@husnakh5136 as
@MrLegit.
@MrLegit. 2 жыл бұрын
Who needs standups when we have brother Noman ❤️
@muh_in
@muh_in 9 жыл бұрын
OMG . . I luv u Usthad . . May Allah reward u and us and make us in Jannathul Firdaus . . Ameen !
@husnakh5136
@husnakh5136 3 жыл бұрын
Amiin
@rubikscube1419
@rubikscube1419 2 жыл бұрын
Aameen Ya Rabb Al Aalameen
@tanishakhan973
@tanishakhan973 7 жыл бұрын
he's awesome funny humor makes the lectures much more interesting Ma Sha Allah, may Allah (SWA) grant him and his family peace and happiness :)
@funkycoldm3dina
@funkycoldm3dina 5 жыл бұрын
Salaams....this guys delivery is top notch. May Allah swt grant him even more wit. Ameen.
@ahmedm4789
@ahmedm4789 8 жыл бұрын
This guy is awesome I love him
@zakiya90673
@zakiya90673 2 жыл бұрын
"but I am still 14 "🤣🤣😆
@xiaomi198
@xiaomi198 5 жыл бұрын
His lectures are awesome
@aishahnor2747
@aishahnor2747 5 жыл бұрын
SubhanAllah ... very funny indeed watching this again! It lightens my perception of the day after listening to your khutbah (About listening to children) this morning ... Alhamdulillah 😃😀😁
@iratri7239
@iratri7239 9 жыл бұрын
hahaaa this guy never fails to make me laugh
@saharahussein7032
@saharahussein7032 3 жыл бұрын
Ma sha Allah... Ustadh Nouman. Such a great sense of humour..... I also learnt so much from you... May Allah reward you abundantly🙏
@user-xb2ns3pi2l
@user-xb2ns3pi2l 2 жыл бұрын
قال الله تعالى: ( ولا تتبعوا خطوات الشيطان ) Do not follow Shaitan steps, Allah warned us so many times about this.
@mirzarehan9730
@mirzarehan9730 7 жыл бұрын
Oh khan saab awesome video. Allah choose you as a best man of this century and I think people should visit your page to learn a lot.
@coolcat7131
@coolcat7131 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this one, Jezak Allah Khair
@ramshafatima7178
@ramshafatima7178 5 жыл бұрын
JazakAllahu Khaitan kaseer ustad. Thank you so very much. You know Deen. You know the world. And you make a bridge between both in the light of Islam. And this is just what we need. I wish there would be such speakers in Urdu/Hindi speaking reagion as well. Oh wait! If you ever read this then I can translate/dub for your videos if you permit. Hoping for more good videos in future.
@fisalipada7224
@fisalipada7224 5 жыл бұрын
Brother Nouman, i am always carried away when you laugh. 😂 😂 😂 Watching your videos all the way from Philippines ❤
@abdullathabithemed9377
@abdullathabithemed9377 3 жыл бұрын
Asalam alyk
@aishahnor2747
@aishahnor2747 5 жыл бұрын
MaasyaAllah ... This is so funny with beautiful laughters!😂 I did not realise you are a skilled and talented comedian as well Ustadh Nouman. Good timing and excellent sharp and succint presentation especially when the subject matter is 'Shaitans'. JazakAllahu Khairan Kathira ... Great to see a smart suited Ustadh cum Comedian! ... Alhamdulillah.
@khan1632001
@khan1632001 9 жыл бұрын
Love you brother Nouman... Jazakallah khair
@nursyakirahshahar9312
@nursyakirahshahar9312 Жыл бұрын
This one comes at the very right time. Really need this! Alḥamdulillāh
@ALANGHub
@ALANGHub 5 жыл бұрын
Salam, Brother Noman you're really awesome with creativity and off course a good sense of humour
@obscuredlife765
@obscuredlife765 9 жыл бұрын
I love brother nouman for Allah. Masha Allah! his sense of humor is amazing. May Allah grant him and his family Jannah, Ameen!
@mrheckles1972
@mrheckles1972 8 жыл бұрын
omg i hope a bunch of pigs piss on him
@wajidali496
@wajidali496 8 жыл бұрын
+Joe Laursen this attitude wouldn't help u on doomsday.....be ready bro...
@mrheckles1972
@mrheckles1972 8 жыл бұрын
Wajid Ali lmao...piss be upon you..and Mohamed (piss be upon him) is in hell with Allah (satan)
@wajidali496
@wajidali496 8 жыл бұрын
+Joe Laursen Allah bless you and give a happy life and a good understanding....
@mrheckles1972
@mrheckles1972 8 жыл бұрын
Wajid Ali no. Allah can piss off.
@ularahman6928
@ularahman6928 5 жыл бұрын
I love to listen to him
@faizanrizwan786
@faizanrizwan786 7 жыл бұрын
Love you love you love you!!!!
@MusafirSafwan
@MusafirSafwan 8 жыл бұрын
Awesome. Very funny. And very very informative.
@noragdoura9205
@noragdoura9205 3 жыл бұрын
Ur lectures are nice and funny and useful
@rafiakhanum9422
@rafiakhanum9422 2 жыл бұрын
May Allah make this work a ticket to paradise, you are a blessing from Allah for Muslim umma
@Harry-kp3ky
@Harry-kp3ky 4 жыл бұрын
That fruit... Oh hohoho!!! 😂😂 U understand shaitan from his point of view
@ISLAMICCHANNELS
@ISLAMICCHANNELS 5 жыл бұрын
Wow amazing leacture
@hashimorakzai
@hashimorakzai 5 жыл бұрын
May Allah bless you ustad NAK
@AminulIslam-qd9en
@AminulIslam-qd9en 4 жыл бұрын
Amazing lectures
@Radioactivepaladin0703
@Radioactivepaladin0703 5 жыл бұрын
A Legend..Truly
@MusafirSafwan
@MusafirSafwan 8 жыл бұрын
I like Nouman Ali Khan :)
@theindianshiamuslim5777
@theindianshiamuslim5777 5 жыл бұрын
Mashallah sir please keep it up
@iffatsiddiqui1926
@iffatsiddiqui1926 5 жыл бұрын
JazakumuLLahu khayr.
@pradelelien3267
@pradelelien3267 2 жыл бұрын
The magic is so strong today I couldn't even pray ✨ 😌 💛
@Anonym_.962
@Anonym_.962 Жыл бұрын
?
@shawonshawon7213
@shawonshawon7213 5 жыл бұрын
Awesome
@blackwhite2401
@blackwhite2401 8 жыл бұрын
Hilarious Br. NAK!
@abdullahzadran1009
@abdullahzadran1009 5 жыл бұрын
Very true . He just spoke of my mind . Believe me guys just think deeply you guys will find out the ( naafs) problems.
@abdullahmamun4604
@abdullahmamun4604 5 жыл бұрын
wow u love the tafseer too, I love the tafseer " lol
@lanamusleh4246
@lanamusleh4246 2 жыл бұрын
I DIED AT THAT🤣🤣🤣🤣
@maimoona2321
@maimoona2321 9 жыл бұрын
Lol I love his humor !
@hashimorakzai
@hashimorakzai 5 жыл бұрын
Ameen
@user-bb6jk9jt2b
@user-bb6jk9jt2b 5 жыл бұрын
classical comedy.
@ZainZanu
@ZainZanu 2 жыл бұрын
"Boys like girls,there's no hiding it, You do... And Shayan knows that better than you.." Now that's one of the best poetry I've ever heard.. May Allah protect us all from Shaytan🤲🏻
@thenobody4591
@thenobody4591 5 жыл бұрын
I miss jannah even though I've never been there
@sadiarahman9613
@sadiarahman9613 3 жыл бұрын
this guy also entertains....
@muslimgroup9892
@muslimgroup9892 5 жыл бұрын
I want to see the full video
@ayeshakunni4366
@ayeshakunni4366 6 жыл бұрын
👌👌👌💕💕💕
@mdtalhaansari1096
@mdtalhaansari1096 5 жыл бұрын
If only we had the smarts to learn the long term planning, patience and perseverance from the Satan Mal'oun!
@srumi3851
@srumi3851 8 ай бұрын
It's funny at the same time it's scary because it's so true 😭
@sujanaislam6361
@sujanaislam6361 5 жыл бұрын
❤️❤️❤️
@bosssingh9791
@bosssingh9791 5 жыл бұрын
like who founds him funny lol
@zaibkhanmytutorpod5493
@zaibkhanmytutorpod5493 5 жыл бұрын
yes funny at same time precise
@shayz1571
@shayz1571 5 жыл бұрын
al hamdu lillah
@mariah5687
@mariah5687 5 жыл бұрын
Really very funny. Be sorry. I listening after 3 years..
@barbiedoll1819
@barbiedoll1819 5 жыл бұрын
Listening it after 5 years hehehe
@abubakarahmad8014
@abubakarahmad8014 2 жыл бұрын
❣️
@muzamelpamir4336
@muzamelpamir4336 5 жыл бұрын
I want full video Please help me guys
@ladyshadow9329
@ladyshadow9329 5 жыл бұрын
I always searching you even when I was in abroad yaa brother sheikh nouman sometimes I sleep with my headset in my ears then 1 day I'm really surprised someone 😕😠😅he's insult me nd judging me about u..that like he means I have something in my hear😅😕
@sumaiya8322
@sumaiya8322 3 жыл бұрын
I can't help stop laughing
@imoj3925
@imoj3925 9 жыл бұрын
sheikh, i would like to know how is it possible that haraam can take place in jannah, is jannah not a place of purity? i humbly would like to know your opinion.
@islamicbros2278
@islamicbros2278 9 жыл бұрын
In Jannah everything is Halal. You can do whatever you want because all your ill desires will be changed! You are even allowed to drink alcohol in Jannah because it won't be intoxicated!
@islamicbros2278
@islamicbros2278 9 жыл бұрын
Oh and nothing Haram such as fornication will take place
@imoj3925
@imoj3925 9 жыл бұрын
shukran thanks
@fc_paragon2961
@fc_paragon2961 9 жыл бұрын
imo j at that point Allah allowed a haram tree to exist to test Adam and Eve. that's basically the only reason.
@islamicbros2278
@islamicbros2278 9 жыл бұрын
+rallus Maybe I should've explained myself better. in Jannah khamr (alcohol) does not intoxicate any one so in Jannah it's not haram!! Hope this made sense!
@maryamredwan6487
@maryamredwan6487 2 жыл бұрын
سبحان الله
@cagatayocal7049
@cagatayocal7049 5 жыл бұрын
Can this guy be a comedian 😂
@MohammedAlSharif2002
@MohammedAlSharif2002 5 жыл бұрын
Cagatay Ocal then you’ll be asking can he be a public speaker
@tasfiquesaber7934
@tasfiquesaber7934 5 жыл бұрын
He does standup comedy and teaches most beautiful things at the same time!! Brilliant guy!
@Radioactivepaladin0703
@Radioactivepaladin0703 5 жыл бұрын
He is..A Halal comedian..
@MrZunayet
@MrZunayet 5 жыл бұрын
I like his lectures. But as far I know there is no aya in Quran that mention that Adam ate any prohibited fruit in Janna.
@uzairmohammed4673
@uzairmohammed4673 5 жыл бұрын
there is my friend, it says in the same verse he was talking about right after the first two words saying "and when they both tasted the tree" it is surah 7 verse 22.
@MrZunayet
@MrZunayet 5 жыл бұрын
@@uzairmohammed4673 thank u so much!!!!!!
@user-hz8ff9zb9u
@user-hz8ff9zb9u 2 жыл бұрын
There is , actually
@DetectiveConan990v3
@DetectiveConan990v3 3 жыл бұрын
the buildup., the punchline, everything was great humor
@playlist-do2pw
@playlist-do2pw 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to:- seek forgiveness from Allah🌌 -To thank Allah🌅 -And to remember Allah and the prophet Mohammed May peace be upon him🕋
@akou12
@akou12 9 жыл бұрын
Salam! Where is the full lecture?
@ZulfiqaarMedia
@ZulfiqaarMedia 9 жыл бұрын
Wa Alaikum Assalam Akhi! Forgot to put links, updated now. JazakAllahuKhair for reminding me :) The Strategy of Satan ~ Nouman Ali Khan ~ 24 May 2014 The Strategy of Satan by Nouman Ali Khan | 877-Why-Islam
@aimamoraki1105
@aimamoraki1105 6 жыл бұрын
😘😘😘
@abdullathabithemed9377
@abdullathabithemed9377 3 жыл бұрын
Asalam alyk
@yasmineelsawy3713
@yasmineelsawy3713 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@rakibhasan987
@rakibhasan987 7 жыл бұрын
lol....
@mehraanwani7752
@mehraanwani7752 5 жыл бұрын
Satan is a diabolic one
@irams8486
@irams8486 8 жыл бұрын
Haha
@n2alps
@n2alps 9 жыл бұрын
Why is the wall behind him bending?
@ZulfiqaarMedia
@ZulfiqaarMedia 9 жыл бұрын
Its not a wall, its a plain white curtain/cloth type thing. There might be a fan on the floor or somewhere moving it
@mrheckles1972
@mrheckles1972 8 жыл бұрын
because he was he was taking it in the ass
@n2alps
@n2alps 8 жыл бұрын
Joe Laursen May Allah guide you.
@mrheckles1972
@mrheckles1972 8 жыл бұрын
+Dr.Spaceman nope. allah is in hell. and mohamed was a pig raper.
@mrheckles1972
@mrheckles1972 8 жыл бұрын
the wall was moving because he had a pig fucking him up the ass. just like Mohamed he is a sick pedophile.
@ghareebadam340
@ghareebadam340 5 жыл бұрын
This is not the way our salaf used to explain Quran .
@hawzie_9023
@hawzie_9023 5 жыл бұрын
they're not trying to sexualize children but due to society's changes today, what's sexual back then is normal now
@chee-max6460
@chee-max6460 5 жыл бұрын
Then there will be a time when totally wrong would be today's normal, thats what he meant
@hawzie_9023
@hawzie_9023 5 жыл бұрын
@@chee-max6460 indeed
@akou12
@akou12 9 жыл бұрын
Just a question: why does he describe jannah in such a wierd way? Jannah is supposed to be extremely unmeasured and exotic. And he compares it to the sky? What
@n2alps
@n2alps 9 жыл бұрын
He is describing the size of Jannah, the same way it is found in the Quran [3:133 and 57:21]. Despite the large area of Jannah, Iblees had to work very hard to tempt Adam & Eve (peace be upon them both) and narrow them down to this one particular tree.
@thenobody4591
@thenobody4591 5 жыл бұрын
Provin Ripon you're the evidence
@ghareebadam340
@ghareebadam340 5 жыл бұрын
Do not make tafsir from yourself .Just explain the word and do not give extra examples which is not mentioned in any of tafasir .
@AwaisKhan-ne1fx
@AwaisKhan-ne1fx 5 жыл бұрын
I really wanna marry her but I’m fourteen 😭😂
@Nailekrbs
@Nailekrbs 2 жыл бұрын
he is a wahhabi, please do your research well, no one is worth your aqidah. keep the ahlu sunnah aqidah.
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