Michael B. Jordan Monologue - SNL

[@tae7x]

whoever styled michael tonight needs a raise. the burgundy suit and looks between skits were everything

[@mkelly9221]

I know! He looks gorgeous

[@m7floyd]

Homo sexual detected! lol

[@toofar2real]

@Emmaneul Dehaney no he doesn't lol. He wore a diamond necklace with a bronze watch

[@cakerbaker9965]

He looks great, but I’m not feelin’ the chain…I know it’s probably expensive, but it’s all wrong for the suit.

[@tae7x]

@@cakerbaker9965 agreed lol it’s the one thing i would’ve changed

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

"Michael B. Vulnerable" That one was pretty funny

[@vicepresidentmikepence889]

Micheal Jordan played five seasons without Scottie Pippen 84-85 38-44..First round exit 85-86. 30-52..First round exit 86-87. 40-42...First round exit 01-02. 37-45..out of playoffs 02-03. 37-45..out of playoffs LeBron james carried an absolutely horrific 2007 Cleveland Cavaliers team to the nba finals In the modern NBA era (post 1960) only eight NBA top 75 players have won a championship without another top 75 player as a teammate Rick Barry (1975) Hakeem Olajuwon (1994) Tim Duncan (2003) (2005 Kobe Bryant (2009) (2010) Steph Curry (2015) (2022) LeBron james (2016) Kawhi Leonard (2019) Giannis Antetokounmpo (2021) As you can see, LeBron James is on the list and Micheal Jordan isnt Lebron james has won 17 playoff series, without an nba top 75 teammate. Michael Jordan won ZERO In the year before Micheal Jordan and LeBron James joined their team and the year after they left their team, their records were 83-84 bulls 27-55 84-85 bulls. 38-44 92-93 bulls 57-25 93-94 bulls 55-27 98-99 bulls 13-37 without Scottie Pippen 00-01 wizards 19-63 01-02 wizards. 37-45 02-03 wizards 37-45 03-04 wizards 25-57 02-03 cavaliers 17-65 03-04 cavaliers 35-47 09-10 cavaliers 61-21 10-11 cavaliers 19-63 09-10 heat. 47-35 10-11 heat 58-24 14-15 heat 37-45 2013-14 cavaliers 33-49 2014-15 cavaliers 53-29 2017- 18 cavaliers 50-32 2018-19 cavaliers 19-63 2017-18 lakers. 35-47 2018-19 lakers were 20-14 when LeBron James got injured on Christmas day. As you can see When LeBron James joins a team, the team improves more than Michael Jordan and when LeBron James leaves a team, the team always goes into the tank. Micheal Jordan, excluding the 94-97 seasons, when the NBA moved the three point line to 22 feet, was a career 28% three point shooter. LeBron James is a career 34% three point shooter Micheal Jordan was a great defensive player, in an Era where you could handcheck. Playing defense is much easier when you can handcheck. For nearly 6'9 250 LeBron James' entire career he wasn't afforded the opportunity to handcheck. THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR..LEBRON JAMES IS THE GOAT!!!!!

[@onngangg3796]

@@vicepresidentmikepence889 WATCH THE FULL BEHIND THE SCENE HERE kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZyagZWJp51nqrM

[@porschepal7932]

@@vicepresidentmikepence889 WOAH that's like a whole book right there. You missed one minor detail though, you're talking about Michael J. Jordan. Michael B. Jordan is the one in the video.

[@southpaw2k1]

@@vicepresidentmikepence889 LBJ will be the GOAT when he gets 2-3 more rings, preferably back-to-back.

[@dellcharles5750]

@@vicepresidentmikepence889 question lebronologist. While lebron was carrying super teams to the finals, who was the best team he had to play? Was it the paul George pacers or the demar raptors? Seems pretty easy to beat those guys with Kyrie, d-wade, bosh ray Allen. Also how many 3peats? MJ has 2. surely he has one in 20 years as a goat. One last question. How is he doing now that he isn't in the lame ass east and is in the west? . You know the one Kobe spent his entire career in? His only ring can't be the year he got two months off in the season.... can it?

[@kengeorgejones6855]

Punkie is always so funny in the rare times she gets a chance.

[@公主_maya]

I'm still laughing at her 15 seconds in the Italian mobster skit 🤣

[@dsher503]

Definitely. Hope she gets more air time these next few years.

[@christratton]

Punky B. Curious!

[@sjelliott6660]

When they need a liberal? Or a mamen? Momen?

[@axunhillokk]

@@sjelliott6660 Shut yo old ahh up

[@janellekloth]

Y'all he ABSOLUTELY KILLED this monologue. The swag, the jokes, the clips. Everything hit. People are always doing jokes about Michael being hot (which he is 😶) but the women brought great lines. Overall everything worked and I loved it!

[@gizmocaca9461]

You forgot the sexual harassment! 😅

[@tamirsharif314]

@janellekloth Michael B. Jordan is a young Black man who is intelligent, handsome, charming, nice, mature, sensitive, gentleman, plus Mike (just as i as a 43 years old Black man) love you Caucasian women...go get him Janelle girl.

[@AnimefortheLazyman]

I love that they didn’t shy away from being too woke about sexual harassment. Some people are literal sex symbols. The only thing I don’t like about MBJ is his swag. It always feels a little forced to me.

[@TM-dd2tz]

@@tamirsharif314just admit you're gay 🙄

[@tamirsharif314]

@@TM-dd2tz Yeah everybody is tough behind a keyboard or a small phone, but i would bet & you know you wouldn't have the guts to say some little foul ass shit to this 43 years old Black man face to face f**k boy.

[@datswassup07]

I never thought he’d address his breakup. But this was the best way to do it 😂

[@cambrie7946]

@@allaboutthemurzic Exactly. Kinda tacky and I don't think Lori Harvey appreciated him talking about it 🙄

[@77Creation]

@@cambrie7946 Who tf cares what Lori Harvey thinks? lol

[@XavierQuin]

@@cambrie7946 he didn’t even mention her😂

[@lamarshalewis5380]

I’m proud of him! He’s the prize!

[@igotthejuice2090]

@@cambrie7946 she for da streets 😂😂😭😭

[@pisto30]

Love how Michael doesn't ignore his time on a soap opera the way other actors sometimes do.

[@carloschambers8423]

We ex-AMC fans will never forget teenage Reggie Montgomery..son of Jackson Montgomery..stepson to THE world renown Erica Kane. Circa 2003-06.

[@TheTentoOnePodcast]

"And I'm Punkie B. Curious. Even vegans have cheat days, am I right?" 🤣

[@Liqo315]

🤣😭😭😭

[@miola2083]

Best line!

[@ArcaJ]

She's not wrong. 😛

[@l.c.5285]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@derrickharley1989]

She sold it for me! 🤣🤣

[@biddnoro2736]

That “go on bitch” killed me

[@leeroyuckface6893]

That took me all the way out! Haha

[@iron_lion940]

Chadwick Boseman was the originial person to play Mike's role of Reggie on All My Children, full circle indeed

[@juicymiss87]

Wow I didn’t know that .. that’s dope!!

[@BrutalnaAnna]

Ego in a wedding dress and Punkie B. Curious had me dying 🤣

[@marquisbrunson]

Punkie finally got to show that she’s funny. Hopefully they’ll use her more this season.

[@kenziehill9376]

agree 💯

[@christopheraplin]

Punkie killed it.

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

Great monologue Michael B jordan killed it he so classy, and gentlemen love him❤.

[@Andyyoureastar]

indeed, michael b classy

[@dianeatpeace337]

Love Michael B in therapy! More love for therapy this week from Morris Chestnut on the Daily Show and others. Don't be afraid of your feelings. Learn about yourself and identify unconscious patterns. Do the work & your life will get better.

[@automatic_systematic]

Gentlemen think Michael B Aight 🙄

[@neshaoinspopolk4417]

Michael B killing it too lol That was great I definitely support a person that knows therapy is a tool for improvement of self Love it

[@Rachelief]

Micheal B Hostin. 😊Perfect timing for an upload. Thanks SNL❤

[@exoticbloomingflowergirl]

Punkie's confidence is inspiring!

[@melanieballard8669]

Michael B. Hilarious!!! I don't usually watch SNL, but tuned in because MBJ hosted. Loved the monologue He's got great comedic skills.

[@armandoucles5346]

Not gonna lie, this show was actually funny. MBJ did a great job!!! I love the Good Morning Today Sketch, the State Farm commercial parody had me rolling on the floor laughing and the Weekend Update segment with him as Adonis Creed and Angel, every boxers girlfriend from every movie about boxing was awesome.

[@brendatomlinson]

Oh boy, I can’t wait to watch the entire show with Angel on Weekend Update! I wonder if she took the kids to her sister’s?

[@terracomm1]

agreed. quite refreshing.

[@JesusPulledMeThrough]

Seriously, this episode was hilarious from start to finish! And it's even better to know that comedy isn't his genre. Everyone did great, especially the writers.

[@tamirsharif314]

@@brendatomlinson I bet you also with be hoping that you get to see that young, good hearted, talented, charming, well shape, handsome Black man Michael B. Jordan with his shirt off.

[@NayatSarı]

When the cast added to the monologue I’ve lost it! 😂 Punkie is killing it! 🎉

[@gizmocaca9461]

Sexual harassment is hilarious!

[@rrrusty49]

That little bump she gave him, oomph!

[@gizmocaca9461]

@@leilagibril2951 I’m not a girl. So if Scarlett Johansson came on and Kenan started rubbing his hand on her chest as part of the skit you’d be ok with it?

[@tawshisms]

that "go on b***h" was so smoothly and hilariously delivered. ego doesnt miss

[@seanbinder8316]

Michael B. Jordan is hard not to like he definitely has the "it" factor!

[@jewelmarie3424]

Ego came prepared!!👰🏾‍♀️😂

[@pattyvan4418]

Yep😂😂😂

[@brynneholt1990]

Guns blazing - did you see those biceps?

[@jewelmarie3424]

@@brynneholt1990 sure did!!😉

[@ceanti]

This monologue was perfect. Michael is beautiful. The ladies were of course hilarious lol! Also, more Punkie please!!

[@chillones9574]

Thanks for a good Monologue , laughing so much. Punky was straight fire.

[@gizmocaca9461]

The sexual harassment was the best part

[@mc76]

I am digging how Punkie has come out of hibernation after all the high profile cast members left. To be honest, I was worried that she would be Lauren Holt 2.0, but she is really starting to carve a niche for herself.

[@canaisyoung3601]

If Punkie Johnson were Lauren Holt 2.0, then she would have been gone at the same time as Lauren Holt (the end of season 46). Plus, let's not forget that Lauren Holt was only hired because Aidy Bryant was barely on the show at the time. Punkie was most likely hired because ever since season 40, SNL has decided to hire two black women instead of one (though there was one season where Leslie Jones was the only black female cast member after Sasheer Zamata left but before they got Ego Nwodim).

[@Chris-rg6nm]

@@canaisyoung3601 Damn you got the rundown

[@madgemackles4337]

@@canaisyoung3601 dang I had to google her because I could not remember who that was

[@GRiZZiNK]

@@canaisyoung3601 gave u a "like" just cause of the research

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

"Even vegan got cheats day" had me laughing good one SNL🤣🤣.

[@jennifermoore1944]

Yas!

[@cptkirkpyro5656]

the cast adding to that monologue was perfect. especially the end. lmfao

[@jarengeorgecomedy]

that "i'm Sorry, bitch" kills me every time

[@willcollins5660]

Go on Bitch was funnier.

[@RSRye]

one of the greatest flowing and truly charismatic monologues!

[@shinebabyshine.]

Lmao that clip of him as a teenager was so cute and hilarious

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

That clip brought back a lot of memories, I miss all my children it was one of the best soap operas

[@umreeh]

Reggie!!!

[@Mokkari77]

I love the Frenemies G and K.

[@robscott1615]

@@umreehReggie Montgomery

[@carloschambers8423]

@@robscott1615 Adopted Son of Attorney Jackson Montgomery & The world renown Erica Kane. We AMC fans will always be here😁

[@batgurrl]

Great monologue with different takes on his name ‘Michael B In Therapy’. He’s charming and gorgeous - I’m Punkie B Curious was the best

[@kenziehill9376]

Ego and Punkie got MBJ to smile and I'm here for it ❤❤❤

[@shorty2005]

frfr

[@Cw311z]

It's that Sista Girl Comedy Magic.

[@msreen269]

They gotta give Punkie more skits, she’s hilarious.

[@TheTentoOnePodcast]

"Pretty sure I hit puberty mid-howl." 😂

[@drphot6050]

Hilarious

[@toriackley8402]

When he mentioned the soap opera all my children my eyes lit up that show changed my life and Michael was amazing as Reggie 💝

[@dlynsky]

In what ways did All my Children change your life?

[@toriackley8402]

@@dlynsky it just did ! that was my favorite soap opera back in the day and the characters on it were inspiring to me especially Bianca’s story

[@AleahKCH]

Awww Michael and Punkie dressed alike! What a cute couple 🥰

[@jackiesomoza58425t]

"Most people be like, I'm going to get in shape. But I was already in creed shape" lmao 🤣 he has no more fat to burn

[@tamirsharif314]

@jakiesomoza5842 My brother Michael B. Jordan stayed in good shape. Jakie you love looking at that young, talented, intelligent, charming, classy, good hearted, in top shape, handsome Black man Michael B. Jordan? .Mike (just as i as a 43 years old Black man) has a deep love for you Caucasian women. Plus Jakie Mike is single & a gentleman😉.

[@jackiesomoza58425t]

@tamir sharif yes I can appreciate a fine specimen when I see one. 👀 but just on the side note I'm Latina. Don't get me wrong I admire some beautiful Caucasians ladies out there that I can only wish to have their features. But sadly I'm dark rooted lol

[@darlingnikki7215]

@Jackie Somoza Sadly? No you're lucky to have your features instead and be proud of that! ❤

[@tamirsharif314]

@@jackiesomoza58425t My correction you're a Latina lol. Hey enjoyed that you as a Latina are dark rooted ,it is a genetic blessing to be dark with melanin, thick noses, thick lips & woolly hair. The ultra violet rays of the sun love dark skinned people.

[@AidenSShin]

Need more Punkie… Her hand movement fulfilled my desire.

[@gtheprince22]

😂😂😂 her part was funny as hell!

[@dwaynejones1555]

Aiden I felt weird about that. Next thing you know their being sued for sexual harassment!

[@em.5941]

@@dwaynejones1555 uhhh im 99.9% sure they spent days rehearsing this. Idk why you would feel weird sbt it

[@dwaynejones1555]

@@em.5941Also cringy & anxiety, I wouldn't like to be touched like that. I'm projecting.

[@MrStudmuffin6]

“We can have make up sex”. Ego was not making a joke, just making an offer.

[@akeembell6384]

I really appreciate how this brother represents for us!

[@leeroyuckface6893]

Agreed. Classy

[@AA-qb7ni]

Michael's been so talented since The Wire. Glad he's getting so much success.

[@imnotmike]

Don't you mean, Michael B. so talented?

[@Wunderlustgirl]

Yeah, I definitely remember him from The Wire as Wallace

[@buyingsummons8542]

Too bad he's racist

[@constantinejr]

@@buyingsummons8542 How is he a racist?

[@bobbysealejunior6590]

“Wheres Wallace, String…??!?” Yeah, he killin it.

[@Mia7189]

Punkie Johnson came in and stole that monologue. 'Punkie B Curious' indeed.

[@kellykell8439]

It's good to see that Michael B. Jordan is moving forward in both his life and his career. Some people are still wondering how Lori Harvey let him get away.

[@JA-gu2ro]

Perhaps the other was not really what each one wanted

[@scottyrabbit]

She belongs to the streets

[@jalaaaah]

well we don’t know what kind of person he is behind closed doors so who’s to say she didn’t dodge a bullet? and that’s vise versa.. but still, if you love ‘em, you’ll let ‘em go & hopefully they both find happiness.

[@ninamatthews8747]

Idk, he might be unbearably arrogant

[@danib1421]

He is supposed to be with me that's why Lori let him go.

[@tsam3676]

Michael B knowing his worth. Good for him. Great to see confidence black men not get all bent outta shape over no break up

[@angelmyra4444]

Ego “Is this a wedding dress?”😀

[@coziigurl]

I love how Punkie is getting more and more time. Hopefully she rises up like Chris Redd

[@PBthesquirrel]

YASS a widely admired black man normalizing therapy 💜💜💜 love you MBJ 🥰

[@phillipskillern5513]

Ayoooo… this was seriously one of the funniest monologues in a while. Love MBJ! Look up to him in a way

[@triple_L_Prod]

I’m so glad he did Michael b jokes

[@glendamoore7227]

Shout to Michael B for NOT forgetting his soap opera roots. I loved him as Reggie on All My Children

[@jfish0723]

im a straight man with a wife and child… but even i have to admit Michael B Jordan makes me question things every once in a while

[@YudahBoi1]

No

[@karenm.2185]

Yes

[@akeembell6384]

Hope you a comedian cuz what?! 😂

[@jfish0723]

@@akeembell6384 nah hes a good looking dude and my wife can get annoying… plus she wasn’t in The Wire so i mean he’s ahead in points by my count

[@allsmilez13]

🤣🤣

[@superkoff1]

Amazing!!! Shout out to everyone! The writers, the cast, and Michael!!! 🙌🏿👏🏿👏🏿🤝🏿

[@LipinArt]

That entrance on 4:18 was so sudden, I thought it was part of the sketch.

[@retro9173]

ikr ..afterwards when he says "stick around" and the camera pans out its like she had a hand mirror maybe and doing these hand gestures .. look closely, I dunno, looked weird from the get go when she popped out, lol

[@sarahnizzington8694]

@@retro9173 I think she was about to hit some kind of instrument, but was mad extra about it lol

[@retro9173]

@@sarahnizzington8694 😂😅

[@yayareaaaaaaa]

Am I the only one who has watched this a hundred times since Saturday? One of the best monologues I've ever seen.

[@seriliaykilel]

Punkie needs more screen time - she's wonderful.

[@t.e.burgos3263]

The guy is a charisma supernova. Great job!

[@sumthinsnazzi78]

I loved him on Parenthood and I am so proud of how far he’s come. 🥺♥️

[@ralexand56]

shit! that was him!

[@MayazhiAce]

That’s where I first saw him, on parenthood

[@shaeluv2124]

Yupp, been following since hardball with Keanu Reeves.. 🥰🥰🥰

[@buyingsummons8542]

Yea he came along way to reach his full racist potential. Yall should be careful who you praise

[@shaeluv2124]

@@buyingsummons8542 who said anything about praise? Also racist? Lol ok, sure.

[@dutchguy1363]

Punkie B Curious was THE BEST THING EVER 🤣🤣

[@tanyas1644]

Watched only to see Michael B and honestly it was quite good. He did an awesome job! Good to see him having fun and letting his hair down… 😊

[@mdudegamer]

The Michael B jokes were fun. I also like how they fit one of their Bachelor sketches into the monologue itself.

[@ReginaldVannison7777]

Mike was able to get his justice in a comedic way. Happy for him.

[@elistia]

YAAAAAAAYS. I'm so glad he mentioned All My Children!!!! I loved Reggie.

[@MS-ss1dv]

I wish Punkie would get more to do. She is always fantastic when she’s on.

[@TomSuntotheMax]

Michael B. is a classy guy - I've been a fan since his Wallace character on the Wire. Wonderful to see him live!

[@WidgetWW]

This whole time I didn’t know Michael B Jordan played Wallace. I only now figured it out when they showed that old clip

[@TomSuntotheMax]

@@WidgetWW He was a good actor to begin with. If you haven't watched The Wire you really should. If you have then kudos to you - hope you liked it!

[@laalaa99stl]

Michael b killin; it. Aooooooo! 🐺

[@Chihiro_eilish]

I love him ❤️

[@Rebecca-oh5yh]

I laughed way to hard at the "Michael Jordan sad" line.

[@ManagingMyLife82]

I was wondering how long it would take for him to be on this show. But Michael B. killing it ❤😂

[@JodysCorner]

3:00 MBJ almost cracked up BIG TIME!!!

[@b-meaker99]

Ego comes out in wedding dress; "Gawdammit Ego!!!"

[@fitforfreelance]

The man's got a thing going for him! Love to see it ✊🏾

[@Anderson_Se7en]

Great sketch. Love how they played it. It always makes me wonder though when I’m in top shape and chicks for sure pull these moves of casually grabbing your chest, how it would play if I did the same to ladies in good shape. I’m not complaining, I’m good with it, but it’s funny how things workout when you workout.

[@DaLumpy1]

That is the funniest Punky has ever been. They should’ve had Mikey Day come out too lol

[@darcyjorgensen5808]

Overall, best SNL in years!!!!!

[@JayAugustoSilva]

One of the best monologues/sketches ever!

[@nm985]

I would be right up there with Ego, Heidi, Chloe, and Punkie lol...although I was a grown woman watching young Michael on All My Children back in the day.

[@southpaw2k1]

Somewhere in America, Lori Harvey has realized she made a bad decision.😄😂😂

[@Yolie-jk7ng]

Doubt it

[@hrobbins]

Look at Lori dating past. She has no shame and will do anyone for the fame.

[@renaakatsuki9960]

@@Myas-Loyal-Fan Lori said he needed to lose weight??? I know that's a lie, because what fat on his body could he possibly need to lose? If she said that seriously then she must need glasses.

[@weirdalpopovich]

Necklace worth everything in my apartment combined

[@Casa.de.Olivera]

I dont know how MBJ kept a straight face with Punkie!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@maryk1668]

Been watching SNL since season 1. From opening to finish this was the funniest in a long time. Every sketch ( skit) hit the mark!

[@jujitsujew23]

heartbreak sucks and I hope he's as happy as he seems. That said, the girl he was is now someone else's problem. She seems to just hop from man to man

[@ceelo6369]

Awesome hosting Michael B! 👏🏽 Punkie killed it!

[@tyresehall5642]

Michael B. Jordan just crushed it hosting SNL for the first time. He's a talented and heavyweight actor. He's the greatest. Thank you for being such a great host. I'll hope he'll come back to do it again.

[@evelanpatton]

I extra love the Punky bit!

[@benzaiten933]

to be fair if Ego proposes to you, you say YES!

[@iamthevioletgirl]

The wedding dress😂😂😂

[@missjuut]

I am currently watching The Wire, and...finished season 1 only to realize it had Michael B Jordan in it, as a 16 year old actor. Wow, what a bliss to see him 20 years later hosting SNL... ♥

[@Mayo._Edits]

If you anyone is looking for the “aren’t you gay” part it’s on 3:47

[@spideyvirus]

MBJ is a very likable guy and this was a funny intro!

[@ericfureal3257]

The way Chloe smelled him was hilarious!

[@madhatter4743]

Love Michael B Jordan he is so real

[@babetravelling]

I’mma be naming my future kid Michael Jordan. I wish he gets to be successful too

[@_Tree]

He knew that the ladies would be after him........even Punkie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MmeSuprina1]

I love how they put an ad on Snowfall right before the clip 🤣😏

[@savannah58]

This monologue was the funniest I've seen yet

[@MsKeyIngredient]

Not sure if anyone commented, but Mchael B. Jordan LOOKING DANM GOOD , giving us Life 👏🏽

[@PandoraJonesmodel]

Omg I love him so much. I was background for the first 2 Creed movies and yes he is just as gorgeous in real life. Very sweet and nice, too

[@deakensomoza3305]

Michael B. Jordan was going to Pixar Animation Studio, Michael B. Jordan wants to perform Fantastic Beasts and Michael B. Jordan is gonna be in PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie

[@sylviasullivan3842]

Be still my heart. This man is too gorgeous.

[@mrmusickhimself]

I grew up watching him play Wallace on The Wire. If you haven't seen The Wire, get on that, he'll break your heart and shows his talent early.