Dry Fridays - SNL

[@victorvera5864]

Mikey and Cecily nailed the cringy attitude exhibited by the dorm RAs and the ones that have a position of authority there.

[@zulufever8649]

What does RA mean ?

[@taylatay4100]

@@zulufever8649 Resident Advisor

[@zulufever8649]

@@taylatay4100 merci !

[@aegystierone8505]

It's like they're trying hard to balance being in charge while not offending anyone lol

[@christinash2235]

They are exactly like RAs it's very convincing, there's this whole construct on college campuses seemingly explicitly designed for baby sitting freshman and it's not unlike being at an Evangelical Christian high school youth camp

[@ShinRyojin]

“I got so fu-faded.” Avoided that second strike there, Kristen. Lol

[@omarkhan4179]

ShinRyojin what's her first

[@coramarie619]

Omar Khan in her monologue

[@Koichi218]

@@JustChillin227 No *points at you* Stop that.

[@orphanoforbit7588]

@@Koichi218 no points at you? I've read it several times and still have no idea.

[@Koichi218]

@@orphanoforbit7588 lol I put asterisks around "points at you" like I'm actually pointing at you saying "stop that". Lol Didn't know it would show without the asterisks. Basically I was saying stop with the religious nonsense. I meant no disrespect as I was a bit typsie lol, but I still meant it.

[@bormz7191]

I couldn’t remember what this sketch was called so I just searched “go ahead and pop that beanie back on” and KZbin knew exactly what I was looking for.

[@cellulardecay9520]

KZbin knows us better than we know ourselves.

[@prospect689]

The algorithm knows that's the stable comment and knows what video it is from. Plus the video has a lot of views.

[@ambersaround952]

"...and got so f...aded" We see you Kristen

[@hannahmendoza1710]

Oh that's why she kinda paused

[@klof361]

Well, considering that in the monologue earlier that night, Kristen dropped the f-bomb, she was probably super nervous about doing it again😅 Aidy, and Kate’s reactions onstage to Kristen’s monologue slipup had me in tears laughing

[@Gman1998]

That was a nice save

[@WdawgSmith]

She’s really bad in a lot of the skits she’s in I mean she completely messed up with the no hawk part and that was meant to be the funniest line in this skit She wasn’t laughing either So didn’t break She just wasn’t sure what to say for about 3 seconds They love having her on though Just wish she was better at being funny

[@SI0AX]

​@@WdawgSmith I think her style is "Dry Humour" which fits the theme of the skit.

[@wputer]

I visit here regularly every month to see "pop that beanie back on".

[@coramarie619]

i don't search for it, youtube just knows

[@r.7530]

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE?????

[@PeterPanHK]

Yeah me too, just having no idea why its so funny

[@coramarie619]

Fact Center India its an absolutely chaotic joke t

[@geico7760]

Lmao same

[@888pil]

the "i can't digest an egg?" line kills me everytime, i love how kristen looks like she might be about to laugh so she diverts the energy into being jittery

[@DiscoChixify]

caramel coffee absolutely! It’s like she covered up the face change from almost laughing by going in a direction that made her seem extra disturbed by the thought of it. It was perfect! Amazing actress. Love her work.

[@lauramessy]

@@DiscoChixify she's very anxious too love her

[@DiscoChixify]

The Gospel is there a reason why you’re quoting scripture at me on a comment about a SNL skit?

[@TheWaynelds]

The Gospel Hey, you have no room to talk about Godlyness. I heard you got caught trying to bribe the pope to change parts of the Bible to include using harmful drugs as being “spiritually connected to God” Also, just a few hours ago, you were caught acting out love making techniques on a statue of the Virgin Mary and St Peter during Sunday School.

[@tommybrown9534]

Lol I caught that too

[@UltraMagna89]

I feel like Kristen Stewart doesn’t get nearly enough recognition for being a good actress

[@Gwyllgi]

Lol ok

[@MayFlora]

She’s not a good actress though

[@anagharane8233]

i totally agree ,she can nail anything

[@dae-nnylusuhh2039]

She was really funny here

[@purplecatloverrandompizza]

twilight did not do any of the actors justice

[@James7995]

To be fair, Mr Shinto had warned her about missing the sub off the island several times the night before.

[@blackviking2079]

Mr Shinto was Jeffrey Epstein

[@cg.r.21]

Oh like when the RA's advised her to put back the beanie on lol.

[@drlepper72]

I guarantee mr Shinto had an itinerary and posted departure time. No excuses, it was about accountability

[@zacktrever1878]

@@blackviking2079 what a twist

[@jatilq]

Was this a 'Lost' reference?

[@scampoli25]

Am I the only one who laughed at the smarminess of "Yeahhh zero tolerance policy on campus" He captures that phony RA energy so well.

[@RJMacReady1]

Mikey day is a master at that tone

[@leetogo3333]

nope

[@ColePhillips]

honestly!! 😭

[@manuelmateo3392]

It sucks, because some of them do try, but others are really just trying to be "fake friends" with their guys.

[@bringiton5282]

I get that attitude from my design teacher, very phony indeed. 'I'm your friend ! But obey me.' Why don't you drop the act ? You're not my equal, so don't pretend to be.

[@aamanpour3630]

The first "pop that beanie back on" is the best. He says it so politely and casually and makes it seem as if he's saying it for her sake when really he can' stand the sight of her no-hawk. How naturally he says it is what makes it so funny to me.

[@samgillard4297]

😂😂he said it as I started to read your comment. I had to pause it..I was near death lol

[@kylemalachowski]

Thanks for explaining a simple ass joke bro

[@emilyelizabeth4365]

Pretty much sums up what being a teacher is like

[@Samstar369]

I swear, we need a subreddit for people who think they’re funny or trying to get likes by pointing out the obvious.

[@broadwaylover5384]

Pete's silent "Oh. My. God." at Kristen's no-hawk 😂

[@OliverTCrowe]

I thought the mouthing was a bit much when his expression alone was brilliant. Sort of a show-don't-tell type of moment where his expression conveyed perfectly what was going through his mind (and it was honestly hilarious already seeing his eyes widen like that when it was revealed), and him mouthing it was unnecessary.

[@HONORTONUMERIC123]

@@OliverTCrowe yeah.... But that's OK to that sketch at that time.... Why because this sketch is good and hillarious at normal flow with good intense..... Anyway that's a good sketch with good normal flow from start to the end..... GREAT ONE...

[@lhb21]

I like how he just repetitively reminds her that, “You can just pop that beanie back on.”

[@jcdc1824]

I don't know if alcohol does that, but I would love to try that egg thing in Kristen to see if it would re-emerge uncracked!

[@scampoli25]

It's such a great audience joke because before they even said it I thought to myself "Pop that beanie back on, made your point"

[@benvoliothefirst]

I only made it 1:14 in before I started cracking up about that. IT HASN'T EVEN HAPPENED YET

[@SubjectMRF37]

Benjamin von Sück loooool SAME

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

I mean I liked your comment but you could really just pop that beanie back on

[@loulu2]

Mr. Shinto would get SO mad when I would get wasted and miss the submarine back to the mainland too.

[@ringo1692]

Louis Lulenski Ikr...? he's SUCH a dick!!!

[@Ren-ck3cl]

Louis Lulenski god say what you want, but ill never forget mr.shintos loving embrace, as he departed from the island leaving me stranded in a drunken stupor

[@sha11235]

And he would want her to pop that beanie back on.

[@COSkinnyTireRider]

No doubt over thinking it but Mirror Lake does have an island that was known to get visited on occasion (Thursday nights in particular) although I never knew anyone who took a submarine out to it, and those who did visit it had to deal with the other name for Mirror Lake, Duck Shit Pond.

[@Aaron-vk7qh]

Ya like once i got really wasted and i vomited on the submarine back home because aparently i rode on top of it to mr shintos island then i passed out and was out for so long that it was break and the submarine wasnt running when i came to and mr shinto was off vacationng

[@SkyAndKidShow]

'What is your life? ' got me lol

[@a-aron4tw849]

Pretty generic joke,

[@Hellwyck]

"What is your life?"

[@kirid5773]

@@Hellwyck You must be really fun at parties.

[@spikegorman1650]

@@Hellwyck THANK YOU. It was driving me nuts lol.

[@dansmith3721]

@Mike M nah the ones with 10 minute kegstands and nohawk stylists

[@abbywolffe4114]

The way Kristen delivered "w u t" after the dog chip line sent me, she sounded zooted

[@JoshuaOtusanya]

"Pop that beanie back on" XD

[@arbindookumaria5090]

Nice

[@josecazares6791]

That's annoying when you. Copy off someone and say XD

[@ken_2538]

ThisisJosh

[@MrSuperman2017]

pop that beanie back on

[@sha11235]

She never does.

[@apperusenpai]

"I got so fu--faded..." Good catch, Kristen. Good catch.

[@abgeth]

Crystal The Luxio are they not allowed to cuss?

[@MotherLoverx3]

Abraham george SNL is a television show. They get fined for F bombs

[@TheGIJew.]

Abraham george it's live, so they wouldn't be able to censor it. Kristen Stewart actually swore during the monologue on this episode

[@delilahtaylor4453]

Crystal The Luxio 666 Likes!

[@emmasandstone4754]

Courtney

[@FinBrennan]

Mikey’s face when he’s trying to process the story about the egg is brilliant 😂😂

[@MiguellaGorilla]

It's 2019...still waiting for her to go ahead and uhh...pop that beanie back on...

[@annawilliams2348]

MiguellaGorilla it’s 2020..... still waiting for her to go ahead and pop that beanie back on.....

[@ODessa002]

It the end of the world....still waiting for her to ahead and uhh.....pop that beanie back on

[@MiguellaGorilla]

Historians in the future are still waiting for her to go ahead and uhh...pop that beanie back on

[@MistressNilah]

@@JustChillin227 If only you ended your spam with "pop that beanie back on." That would get me for sure.

[@arielmonet7359]

@@MistressNilah and jesus say unto you go ahead and pop that beanie back on

[@samanthagreen576]

They really nailed the exact tone of voice of any older college student in an authority position D: Gives me war flash backs to college orientation....

[@christinash2235]

Yeah because the kids who take those jobs are huge dweebs and when they graduate they are guaranteed long fascinating careers in middle management, state beauracracies and the public school system

[@pepinillosazucarados6743]

WAR FLASH BACKS !!! HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU TALK FUNNY HAHAHAHA

[@eringsgrace3560]

Ngl when I do meetings at my school I definitely seem like this. Even though I’m the youngest there. But I’m also the loudest and I LOVE public speaking so I’m usually the one to tell everyone the meeting is starting. It’s so funny when the girls look at me like “please help us get them to pay attention” I LOVE IT!

[@JustChillin227]

@@christinash2235 The gospel by which we're saved. We're under Paul's ministry today. Therefore we're not under the law of the old testament. 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 (KJV)1 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; 2 By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures. And that takes us back to John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that WHOSOEVER believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. Ephesians 2:8-9 (KJV) 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast. So it's only by GRACE that we are saved not by works. Jesus did all the work and gave us GRACE (unmerited favor) as long as we have FAITH (believe) in the death, burial, and resurrection of Jesus Christ for SALVATION (trust in his blood). That's the gospel. Jesus said, Ye must be born again to enter into the kingdom.(accept Jesus as your SAVIOR)

[@TheWaynelds]

The Gospel Hey, you have no room to talk about Godlyness. I heard you got caught trying to encourage parents to make love to their children saying “It pleases the lord”, and just 8 hours ago, you were caught trying to get Sunday school kids to take off their clothes and act out stories in the Bible!

[@jimfinn3992]

everytime he says "pop that beanie back on" i laugh so hard

[@RJ-hx5nb]

Word on the street: it's still not back on. !

[@djsojuicy]

i sometimes wake up at wondering did she ever popped that beanie back on

[@laurenm3148]

Cecily nailed the energy of her character and her "Thanks, Hunt!" killed.

[@z.zhengzhou5911]

Kristen was so serious the whole time. It's rare that no one breaks character in a sketch funny like this.

[@priscilaassis5704]

Z. Zhengzhou she doesn’t know how to laugh

[@annie-my7gd]

@@priscilaassis5704 she is a very smiley and cheerful person actually. y’all are just annoying.

[@Urmom-jv9ec]

Well she had to suffer through her lines in Twilight without laughing

[@mackenzie44]

@@Urmom-jv9ec ain’t that the truth

[@vickenator]

Pete came close, but yeah.

[@meghnamanjunatha4707]

"What is your life" that was the perfect question

[@luv2charlie]

Meghna M My fav!

[@DiscoChixify]

Meghna M I loved that line.

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

yep

[@jasperclydeinsd592]

Kristen’s dry persona actually worked so well in this skit, I liked most of this episode actually. I wish she hadn’t stumbled on the “nohawk” line because it would’ve been that much funnier.

[@ColePhillips]

CC Carter she played it off well tho, it seemed casual to me ya know

[@jasperclydeinsd592]

Cole Phillips She did, it was just so funny when she took that beanie off I want it to be perfect.

[@carrielueker3870]

Exactly what I thought lol. She’s good at sketch comedy!

[@deathpyre42]

Her delivery wasn't very smooth though, like with that weird pause around "faded," or her odd timing on the no-hawk bit where it seemed like she was fishing too hard for the cue. It's a well written sketch, just that it would've worked better if they got a better actress to handle her part.

[@muhammadlaving2670]

@@deathpyre42 ur an idiot

[@spencer6042]

Mikey and Cecily really nail the Christian youth group leader vibe

[@MelissaNgai]

We've all seen the haircut by now so feel free to just POP that beanie back on? LMAOO

[@JesusPulledMeThrough]

Melissa Ngai Seriously, that joke was funny each time they said it

[@graymoe2007]

Melissa Ngai You are really cute. Whats your snap or insta?

[@rickdeckard5719]

Perv alert!

[@evanbell]

Old Man ...bruh.

[@graymoe2007]

Rick Deckard LoL😂 Im not a perve. I just like to make social media friends

[@hessu275]

Kristen fits for this role perfectly

[@matkojapan]

I don't think she was acting.

[@hessu275]

Possible

[@nosuchthing8]

HeikkiP certain

[@angelicazambrano]

HeikkiP hmm not really I preferred her in the panic room with Jodie foster not the panic room panic room I am referring to the Jodie and Kirsten one cup panic room she definitely no beanie on (available on the dark web I would post a link if the pressure cooker bomb instructions were not on the same link)

[@hessu275]

Saw it and liked it, Fincher hardly never disappoints

[@In_time]

" my body's so jacked it can't digest an egg?!" THE LEG BOUNCE!! Omg, I CANNOT 😭🤣😂

[@artmoss6889]

Yeah, she's a master at incorporating small physical actions into her characters. That's one of the reasons why I enjoy watching her perform.

[@nternetrat]

Is it bad that I don't get that?

[@delilahtaylor4453]

in time 199 likes!

[@JohnnyBuckrot]

I thought she was trying hard not to laugh lol

[@canadarox_1328]

i dont know if alcohol does THAT

[@CraziestDiamonds]

"pop that beanie back on" is what got me into Mikey Day.

[@helberoliveira9339]

Speaking of eggs I once stuck one in my urethra and when it cracked I didn't pick out the shells, which caused an infection that gave me flashbacks to my previous life in which I was a general in Alexander the Great's army, the very same general who poisoned him so the rest of the soldiers and I could return home to our families since we hadn't seen them in months because of Alexander's obsession with conquering the known world, but hey that's what happens when you take 4 kilos of cocaine, 12 liters of hard liquor, 5 grams of weed, and 3 gallons of fentanyl in one night on a dare.

[@CheetoPuff111]

Lol 😂😂😂

[@yellowdogdemocrat1402]

Ssoi!

[@DOAKASHU]

haha damn

[@phantomtq]

Legend has it that she still has egg in there

[@kimmm2634]

😂😭😭

[@Beckyandchill]

every time they mentioned the beanie I died.

[@Janinho897]

So many times are you dead now?

[@turcois6956]

I'm like 90% sure she almost said "fucked up" at 1:30

[@sarayahclark4511]

Cameron Hernon ya😂

[@NullVoidgone]

Cameron Hernon Even funnier because she said it in the opening monologue.. got a sailor mouth lol

[@tacs3]

*faded

[@turcois6956]

lol Teresa, she DID say faded. I'm saying she ALMOST said fucked up

[@JordanMathewsla_la_love]

I think so too xD

[@breezywriter6572]

“What is your life?” Is the funniest ending to an SNL sketch I’ve seen in a long time 😄 I also want to see the disk thing she had and I need to hear more about Mr. Shento. 😂

[@jmsmith1767]

I LOVED LOVED LOVED the way K Stew delivered the eggs line “I hate eggs I would never eat one...”

[@youreokay7888]

but you would put one ...

[@MsJellyBellyLove]

I wonder if it was a nod to Mork from Ork.

[@vinity5202]

Kristen stewart played the part perfectly, this was an amazing sketch, had me laughing for a while. keep it up snl ;)

[@pennclick]

Vinity she was great but I think she slipped on her lines for the no-hawk part lol - kinda fit with the character though

[@Andrewrb15]

Zant I wouldn't say it fit, but making one mistake when you're not used to doing live sketches isn't so bad. This was a great skit

[@sha11235]

That's actually a reverse mohawk. Someone should've said that.

[@gamesandfun781]

Actually Kriten Stewart did at 1:37

[@gamesandfun781]

*Kristen

[@NA-tu7nt]

"What is your life?", lmao.

[@celestus87]

The answer is "all about not being funny regardless of what I say"...

[@Tyrannosaurine]

+PC Kosmas The question was regarding the skit, not actually directed at you.

[@sarayahclark4511]

Nisa Jensen xD

[@peacelovejoynpurple]

Nisa Jensen best part!

[@tclement619]

Nisa Jensen omg lol

[@voxcapulus7833]

And if you liked this video, feel free to pop that beanie back on.

[@tenebroussapiens2800]

You have to admire Hunter for how he is able to come back at her non sequiturs; "We'll take your word for it!", "We don't have to say it!" and "OK. I don't know if alcohol does that."

[@d7b50]

Tenebrous sapiens and you can go ahead and pop that beanie back on

[@bellagionis6432]

"I hate eggs and I would never eat one!" "but you would put one..."

[@savanpatil7364]

Yea ...i didn't get that joke actually... could anyone like explain it to me??

[@Dasbob00]

@@haute03 or in another orifice

[@EmpyreanLightASMR]

when she asked, how did it not crack, the answer is you soak it in vinegar lol

[@percyperanamus7432]

pop that beanie back on is like engraved into my memory

[@kcok2094]

“have you ever blacked out and woke up with a dog tracking chip in your neck? And your like what? “ I can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Theomite]

They should've just kept "POP that beanie back on" in other sketches not related to this one just as a running gag to see how funny it could get.

[@1ry_]

This sketch was last night they might

[@sha11235]

This is the next catchphrase.

[@typicaltrumpsupporter6016]

Well isn't that special ;)

[@waltonsimons12]

And then while the skeletons are dancing, Evelyn comes in and does her best to SHUT... IT... DOWN!

[@sha11235]

They never did it. There was even a moment this season where Mikey's character puts a hat on a doll and it could've been said there.

[@chaole1000]

#popthatbeanie

[@aguyandhiscomputer]

#popthatbean

[@jaydencierra6214]

Eric C #popthategg

[@jayemaelle3462]

#PopthatBernie

[@1914_]

Eric C #popthatpussy

[@d0x]

#Popthatdick

[@lilpon920]

"Pop that beanie back on" 😂😂

[@MichaelSheehy75]

"Classic college story, y'know. I drank 40 beers, an' got naked, an' grabbed a chainsaw, went behind North Hall an' cut down like...35 pine trees..." I love how casually she delivers this.

[@Kirsten_is_cursed10]

I’ve done it, you’ve done it... 😂

[@stevenfranks3131]

"I've done it, you've done it...." 😵

[@velveteenrabbit5804]

Its a very classic college Story......

[@prospect689]

I mean it's a hot&interesting story

[@GregPoblete]

This was a solid written skit.

[@NealNot]

Greg Poblete For ONCE. lol

[@alexonline2340]

kristen KILLED this. i love seeing acting guests totally be in their element and be a big part of a sketch!! kristen needs to be in more comedies

[@Whitneypyant]

No she didn’t.

[@Playsinvain]

Teshura Rose I don’t know who she is, but i thought she was terrific in a nasty role.

[@eileenw7914]

“...I can’t digest an egg?” “But you would put one...” LOL I died.

[@jklax]

It was probably hard boiled, which is why it didn't crack.

[@TheTerrormisu]

How did it not crack? - lube from Mr. SHINTO

[@JDMHaze]

😂😂

[@joyeswinderman3845]

@@TheTerrormisu LMAO

[@SirPhysics]

@@jklax Not necessarily. They come out of chickens just fine. Their shape is pretty good at distributing stress across the entire surface.

[@zumzum74]

This is genuinely the best acting Kristen Stewart has ever done. When she tells the egg story I feel like I'm hearing a weird story from her life, not the characters lmao

[@Ari-ll1wp]

Look up the Rosie the Riveter sketch and you'll see her at her funniest ever.

[@celeste7649]

At last an actor (actress in this case) who doesn't read her lines. She's so underestimated as an actress bc of twilight but she's actually really talented.

[@iknowimverystupidbut1828]

Her acting was really bad here, as usual.

[@PrincessAndBear]

I agree. It’s quite annoying that most hosts don’t bother with learning their lines and just read the cue cards, even Scarlett Johansson.

[@emordnilap4747]

No amount of skill could have made that character good. This scene is awesome, she sounds so serious.

[@DavidArriola]

What? She is reading the lines. She is not looking at the actor, even if she seems to, that is the trick in SNL.

[@TheTonichee]

Oh God, you're joking right. She was fumbling, and totally reading and STILL messing up, and her acting was the worst

[@bwoods8898]

Kristen Stewart is pure GOLD in this sketch

[@ttthecat]

#facts

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

@Clay Chiarelott Like you could do better

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

@Clay Chiarelott no, you could not do better. Scrub the toilets please

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

@Clay Chiarelott Now that you're back from scrubbing toilets, here's more work: scrubbing more toilets! Off you go ...

[@dae-nnylusuhh2039]

It really did suit here dry humour.

[@pauloconnor7261]

I can't believe they said they had zah when it clearly showed suh in the box...

[@drew6108]

Paul O'Connor, Franco would be proud

[@Fetidaf]

Probably my favorite sketch of SNL lol

[@patrickm.2653]

Two girls are dead

[@locoritto]

@@patrickm.2653 (breaks character)

[@thecomputer4212]

Also we have footage, we can’t count on just The Za Argument

[@Unknownturtle]

Why do people hate kristen Stewart. She’s pretty funny

[@elenapanova4809]

People love to zero on someone to collectively pick on. She's actually awesome

[@musiclyricluver9855]

She's very funny. I love her!

[@hello.sooyoung7418]

Because most of people that hate her. Did not forget her being a big cheater in the past???

[@hello.sooyoung7418]

@@lilflorences tell that to the people who hate her still.

[@tenebroussapiens2800]

I don't know anyone who hates her. But, I don't know that many people.

[@Amy17229]

She plays that so straight... and believable.

[@hannahwilliams5681]

Ha straight

[@justinstuckey3734]

Kristen's nervous mannerisms in this sketch are amazing

[@hyunlvrr]

“Courtney we’ve all seen the hair, so feel free to pop that beanie back on.”

[@theblopperify]

It's SUH! Not ZA. SUH, PI-SUH, - SUH. ZA's for La-ZA-gna. SUH for PI-SUH!

[@薛龍-x6v]

Peet

[@MK-ko7jw]

One of my fav skits. He had the solid evidence still went on and on about za 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gunvirsingh3914]

I'm so proud of the fact that other people get that reference as well

[@Pumpkin0_0]

Legend says, that beanie was never popped back on ever again.

[@peace4myheart]

I want to hang out with Courtney. She seems to have a very interesting life, unlike me.

[@sulekamara9656]

just make sure you're ready to pop that beanie on

[@AllisonLinner]

Choo Choo MotherTrucker Jesus. I just put that in my "related to me" playlist because my life is actually like that. No one wants to hang out with me though, I don't blame them 😜

[@AllisonLinner]

In Cognito Awww well thank you for the kind suggestion. Much appreciated. That's a shot from a modeling gig I did. I'm laughing my clown ass to the bank thanks!

[@marlameg]

The only reason my life is interesting is that my president is an orange…

[@tatehildyard5332]

Innocent I prefer the term "toupee wearing raisin" but orange works too.

[@onlythingicouldthink]

"I got so fffff...aded" 😂😂 she almost forgot she was on SNL

[@kokoleka808]

Kristen absolutely nailed it!

[@praxibetelix1664]

I feel like Courtney is a spiritual successor to Stefon.

[@sha11235]

Maybe they could get together and do it.

[@Theomite]

+sha11235 Well, if Kristen wasn't going to be banned for F-Bombing on live TV, we all could've petitioned for it.

[@sha11235]

Is she being banned? Nothing in the news yesterday about it..

[@Theomite]

+sha11235 And they won't announce it. Blacklists are top-secret shit in Hollywood; you don't name names when it comes to who's banned from what or your name goes on that list too.

[@katlibby83]

I miss Stefon so much

[@letstango7939]

"My body is so jacked I can't digest an egg" hahahahaha

[@that1guy324]

What really makes the sketch for me is how the counselor's try to get Kristen to put her beanie back on like they're disgusted but they're trying to be polite is comedic gold

[@Mythic_Pheonix]

It would be cool to see more skits about Courtney's misadventures and mr Shinto

[@lemailsen]

"Yeah, I don't know if alcohol does that buut" had me dying hahahaha 😂👌

[@lwebster7100]

Like best line lol

[@krystalperez5096]

"What is your life?"😂😂

[@ronswansonsdog2833]

3:31 The extra between Kristen & Kyle in the back - his expressions are priceless.

[@Ciel-sp4lg]

a- are you talking about pete davidson?????????

[@ronswansonsdog2833]

@@Ciel-sp4lgPete is not an extra lol

[@Ciel-sp4lg]

@@ronswansonsdog2833i was just confused cus i thought you called pete an extra

[@MajorGrant]

What the hell is this, why did they refer to pizza as Za, everyone should know, lasagna is Za and pizza is suh. SUH, this man is guilty.

[@Saif-zf9vb]

No one says that for lasgna lol

[@isaiah_mdl]

Шон Стевънсън it’s from another sketch

[@robynettepritchett4373]

@@Saif-zf9vb right lol

[@handlebarmustachio9301]

Toot-toot would be offended at Lasagna instead of the Za

[@mikophilo348]

made me go to that skit next lol

[@princesszoeylynn]

I love Kristen Stewart! She is such an amazing actress. I can’t wait to see the new Twilight movie when it comes out.

[@step26sn93]

I'm still thinking about that egg, like how did it not Crack????? lololololol

[@NomadicBlackRegent]

Stephanie Nelson strong vaginal muscles.

[@sha11235]

Hard boiled.

[@loudiamond]

more like anal..

[@jasonbourne6365]

NomadicBlackRegent 1789 It was coming out her ass fool.

[@gregoryeatroff8608]

The way they wrote Courtney, she could assume she's trying to piss out an egg, too. It really could be either, though "ass" is probably the safer bet.

[@maryschroeder1533]

Mikey's timing in this sketch is simply amazing! It could have easily gone off the rails with Kristen's stumble on "no-hawk", but he single-handedly reigned it back in. Incredible work!

[@joipretty7054]

You can go ahead and pop that beanie back on

[@laracroftvideos]

Kristen should be cast as a regular in SNL, she's by far the best comedic actress they had on!

[@Tee-OhBee]

laracroftvideos that’s not even close to true. She was fumbling with her lines in this sketch.

[@nathanarbuckle3180]

she sucks

[@b1bbscraz3y]

sarcasm guys

[@TrueMartin]

@@Tee-OhBee dave and chris rock fumble their lines all the time but they're still hilarious

[@TrueMartin]

@@Tee-OhBee also OP was being sarcastic

[@allanallan2171]

Shout out to Mr Shinto!

[@bdd4556]

No idea who that is

[@ycee_macneto920]

🤔🤔no idea who that is too but she did called his name 😂😂😂😂

[@JustMe-bi5xy]

i always keep coming back to this sketch every 2 months… its so hilarious and Kristen just nails the punchlines with her deadpan expressions

[@annabellabells6647]

Kristen actually made me laugh and that's hard to do. I lost it when she was talking about the egg.

[@julz3tt3]

IKR 😂😂😂

[@SuperLolacookie]

No but really Courtney pop that beanie back on.

[@Gamerxbetax]

lmfao she never pop that beanie back on.

[@Beth-ie]

Kristen Stewart was amazing in this... how she didn't lose it is beyond me. The plate down "there", the egg, Mr. Shinto, all with a straight face. Pretty good!

[@miatortillaa]

I died when Kristen obviously was trying not to laugh when she says “is my body thy jacked up that I can’t digest an egg?”

[@ieatgremlins]

Her delivery is fantastic, she's hilarious.

[@blessedprincess8869]

"My body is so jacked, I can't digest and egg? That's...that's crazy." 😂😂😂

[@ashlye24000]

One of the funniest SNL skits ever! I am amazed at how Kristen kept a straight face the whole time.

[@ahmarsaeed6085]

“What is your life?” Me to myself every second day.

[@soakjoke4244]

How many times is a healthy amount of times to watch this skit?

[@angelaharris7729]

Andrew Jett no limit 😁

[@SpriGgEx]

every time you drank too much just to see how far you have come or not xD

[@melissaheidecker3262]

I was just wondering that myself. I think I've revisited it about 15 times which does feel a bit weird

[@theheeze]

feel free to pop that beanie back on

[@ashwinkumar5065]

Until you figure who the fuck is Mr. Shinto and how did the eggs not crack while up her gazoo.

[@bokuphishp684]

Pete Davidson looks so wholesome with that hairstyle. The irony

[@missarkell]

Okay I think this is one of my fave SNL skits. Kristen nailed it perfectly, the cheesy RAs… everything was just *chef’s kiss*

[@sonatashinome4672]

Lol, we all know that one person and we’re like: “What is your life?” 🤔

[@edvinpierre5992]

Me😂

[@martinrotvig]

I am that person, at some point you just gotta accept there’s a reason, why you can never spot the crazy person 😅

[@marytesic1540]

@@martinrotvig sameee my favorite part is that I just tell stories randomly so that ppl can never connect it together and at the end and they just sit there like "how tf did this happen..."

[@jennifer9047]

I'm always tellin' stories about like, "The night I got so drunk I slept with a male stripper", "The time I was so high I set a cab on fire", and "the time I got drunk enough to dance on stage for a Tibetan wedding party." I draw the line at body modification, though. NEVER drink and tat'! (Or pierce, or shave your head) 😎🤙

[@lynnstlaurent6789]

Yeah, not to be a downer but this was my friend and she died really young. She did it up though when she was alive.

[@jameslahann6648]

This is hilarious

[@Bokeh420]

James Lahann yes

[@aengusog3415]

James Lahann I just made the 666 like lol

[@MobileGamer-cq1gl]

James Lahann p

[@allisonyoung9371]

Courtney is the person that goes to all the clubs that Stefon recommends 😂

[@clay333]

“I don’t know who Mr. Shinto is… or what that story was about” I laughed uncontrollably at this

[@EllieC130]

Not a K Stew fan but she rocks to spaced out weirdo role (I mean that in the nicest possible way).

[@LilyShimizu]

Tom Miller or maybe she's just a completely normal human being who has spacey moments. The only thing we know she has for sure is anxiety. Also "mental case" is derogatory, let's not further stigmatize mental issues please.

[@gigiblack2231]

Isn't that who she is in real life too

[@kevinstriegel5757]

“Pop that beanie back on” was killin me lmao 😂

[@jeremiahlove4200]

"What is your life?" best question on the whole sketch...

[@BreadPitt1012]

3:52 Mikey's face 😂😂😂 He's so severely underrated

[@Ms.NIkaDM]

"I don't know if alcohol does that".....

[@sha11235]

I think it would, actually.

[@T1J]

pop that beanie back on

[@keranhuang]

hello!!! love ur channel

[@miranda13c]

The way he said it killed me 😂

[@cal6780]

@@nickolasjairo6323 WHY IS EVERYONE COMMENTING THE SAME THING EVERYWHERE

[@tommybrown9534]

Lol..the way they kept saying it🤣🤣🤣

[@rocquelmodeste8406]

Catchy🤣🤣🤣