Canteen Boy Goes to a Garage Sale - SNL

Canteen Boy (Adam Sandler) stops by a garage sale run by Peter McGrath (Jeff Goldblum). [Season 19, 1993]
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[@Franface31]

Only Jeff Goldblum can trip over a table and make it feel natural.

[@michaeldownstairs]

Oh yeah! At 0:31! It was so natural I didn’t even notice it the first time :-)

[@ili626]

seriously?.. only the great Goldblum

[@hoodhippychick]

😂😂😂

[@Franface31]

@@jupitercrash777 Yeah, what a bully.

[@Gideon_Judges6]

​@@Franface31 that's good acting!

[@kleptrep94]

It's really weird seeing Goldblum playing a jerk

[@PowerGlove79]

Douchiness....uhhh...finds a way

[@kleptrep94]

I always forget that Death Wish is like the Friday The 13th Part V of Action Films in which Someone Kills Someone Else's Family Member and then that Someone Else (Charles Bronson in Death Wish and The Ambulance Dude in Friday The 13th Part V) proceeds to kill everyone except for the original criminals.

[@slimpikin82]

Really ? I always got the vibe he's a dick in real life

[@yokesyokes1047]

Jon no he’s so nice

[@benrubin04]

Jon he’s supposed to be a really nice guy though

[@BigAssPimpsDotCom]

i just realized that Waterboy was based on Canteen Boy lol

[@JesusLovesSECFootball]

*reeeeeeeeeee*

[@westdeaton4127]

moo moo yap 😁

[@jpeech7374]

Same!!!

[@thundertower]

lorne michaels should've sued him back then for ripping off his property

[@darkb4light06]

moo moo Same LOL

[@yolanda8563]

There's some high quality H20 in that canteen.

[@JustDecent3461]

You know it

[@evanwilds4185]

Yolanda do you think that shits funny

[@JustDecent3461]

@@evanwilds4185 Jeez whats wrong just a refrence

[@quentin8]

H2O*

[@tiffclemons9197]

😁😂

[@Fuhgawz102]

I love how canteen boy kind of knows theyre just being pricks. Hes like “yeah i guess i uhh missed the joke” 😂😂

[@NotBrianStelter]

Oh, he gets it.

[@austins.2495]

“Wish someone would pass me the laughing gas”😂

[@shineonnwesson1899]

Why’s it everytime I see Jeff Goldblum I picture him eating popcorn lol

[@matthewb9241]

Shine Onn Wesson every time I see Jeff Goldblum I picture him in a Jurassic Park Ford Explorer.

[@nebulousisgod]

He so casual

[@ghostdtx]

I thought they were yogurt covered raisins lol. I need glasses

[@andrewlkozar]

Cinco

[@jonathanpeterson1984]

Probably because he talks like he’s chewing gum, all the time lol.

[@TheArtofGuitar]

Canteen Boy just put the rage in garage!

[@scpfoundationtm1249]

U make the best videos

[@willgrayjr.1769]

dawg u show up everywhere it’s scary

[@fcknrad]

I love you bro

[@Bernie3000]

I love taking words out of other words. For example, in high school I said we needed to take the Nancy out of pregnancy. That girl was a tramp and was always going for the Plan B.

[@kambermusic]

don’t care if it’s funny or not. I’m just drooling over goldblum

[@StrawberryFeildsforNever]

Me

[@rozziec.3197]

He looks good as hell

[@Johndoe345-k2d]

Me too

[@tinabaker8151]

I wish somebody would pass me the laughing gas 😹😹

[@TRJ2241987]

This clearly isn't even shot in the same take....at 3:45 Kevin Nealon suddenly doesn't have a wig anymore!!

[@markmower6507]

You know it

[@cindyjestrada8690]

A man. And mad.

[@nellrussellstarving_artist1215]

Right?! I'm sorry, BUT... Adam Sandler is NOT freaking funny! Stupid same voice for every character, too!

[@as-nm7qj]

No???

[@bl0gwar]

0:33 "Watch this 😏" *Trips over*

[@rileysmileyroblox_1421]

🤣

[@mAjeStic.716]

Stuart... look what I can do🏃‍♂️

[@Mister.Rawgers]

mAjeStic 716 Lol MadTV

[@katybaumgardner9302]

Jeff is so nice he can’t even play a mean character very well. His smile and voice literally overrides everything mean he was saying.

[@teekay698]

Can't hold down a woman, though

[@danseth5775]

Phil Hartman, I miss that man. It makes me nostalgic for the 90s as a kid when he was on the Simpson's and News Radio

[@tigertank06]

The Simpsons especially.

[@donaldjohnson1528]

Makes you wonder how many movies he would've been in

[@youdecide2696]

An absolute tragedy how he went, especially for his children. I hope they have somehow found peace in their lives. I miss his Sinatra impersonations.

[@hoodhippychick]

He was a legend

[@joshjones6536]

“Hello, I’m Troy McClure.”

[@isaacharney]

I completely forgot how jacked Jeff Goldblum used to be

[@danielmillward9947]

He was trained by Franco columbo or lou ferigno for the fly I can't remember who 😂

[@lawandabailey7480]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that Jeff was buff. Sexy.

[@uncleianian7007]

hes looking fine asf

[@ratpunk2895]

i climb him 😍

[@Bruce_Wayne35]

@@danielmillward9947 It was Vince Gironda who trained him for The Fly. Vince put that muscle on his lanky frame. He looks beefy in this skit.

[@VoDkAvi]

Goldblum runs into the desk and doesn't even have to play it off. Just so smooth

[@preludeboy99]

Gold Blum.....in his Jurassic park era...this is legendary!!!!

[@TralfazConstruction]

Good catch. Thank you for the reminder.

[@selnathmurkshaw5336]

"YOLO" - Canteen Boy, 1993

[@franksnbeans_-_8423]

I forgot that canteen boy always summons his animal defenders haha love that stock footage

[@bluntoker420]

Crazy part is canteen boy is 100x cooler than the guys making fun of him 😂

[@groudonfanatic9146]

That’s the point.

[@maxscott3349]

He'd be even cooler with a bucket hat

[@miketobin2324]

Wait..... they were making fun of him? I'm confused!

[@hineighbor]

Not exactly the warranty I was looking for lol

[@gameroftheyear1000]

5:14 “Are you alright Alan? Is there anything I can do for you?” That line delivery is just so perfect and is doubly funny when you know it’s Rob Schneider under the makeup 😂

[@Utuubuploader2012]

You can see Sandler crack a bit when he said it

[@Gage-jk4pm]

Rob Schneider is not that funny

[@tabaxikhajit4541]

I was wondering who it was. Thank you!

[@tommydarko1984]

"Yeah.. I wish somebody would pass me the laughing gas." 😆

[@The_Omegaman]

Sandler plays 2 characters: regular sandler and mentally challenged.

[@MusicMovies1990]

I thought you said 2

[@KC-sz3kg]

You forgot about gap girl

[@zazastankpack]

What’s the difference?

[@DanielJamesEgan]

0:32 Jeff smashes his knee on the table or whatever.

[@johnnywebb8696]

LOL just noticed that... Musta hurt :P

[@PluckYeah]

So what?..

[@frankanderson6339]

Handled it like a pro

[@Foozefighter]

didnt even flinch

[@-JahBlaze-]

🤣🤣 Just smoothly continues like nothing ever happened.

[@sachingahrana310]

What a beautiful man Jeff goldblum is.

[@theonewhocooks111]

4:55 even when getting wedgied, Sandler still can’t keep a straight face with Farley 😂😂

[@paulpjr3224]

I guess this is how he came up with the movie Anger Management going from canteen boy to water boy. He was letting the anger build up as canteen boy but unleashed his anger in water boy. haha

[@playdiscgolf1546]

That and Bobby Boucher smashing quarterbacks lol

[@scottkennedy5430]

Adam Sandler is hilarious.... full on character with Asperger's. My stepson has Asperger's... and takes everything literal. Sandler is a comic genius

[@1970boobear]

It's clean, it's cold... Now that's what I call quality H20

[@DRock6906]

"Hey Waterboy! Check this out!" :-)

[@ericerika5391]

"Da da da look at me I'm the waterboy dur I got a wooden spoon dur" Man I can relate, tho's damn high school pricks!

[@DRock6906]

"Coach I'd like to tackle him right now." :-)

[@DaGreatAdrian]

Waterboy!!!!

[@cyheemwilliams335]

HEY WATERBOY!!!... YOU'RE FIRED!!!

[@VictorPoulin]

Ahhhhhhh, so this is how canteen boy turned into water boy.

[@PopcornedPlanet]

With Sandler hosting this weekend - I’m betting they do Grown-Up Canteen Boy with his son Pete Davidson

[@vintage_violet]

Please God let this happen!! 😁

[@benluckner7556]

They won’t because Sandler plays a disabled kid which there’s no way he’ll do nowadays

[@lydialaird3979]

or do a clean updated alec baldwin and canteen boy one!! @@benluckner7556

[@mikeeaston4431]

SNL is way to pussified to do anything like that.

[@mrchopsticks3]

Nope, sorry. You'd think they would, but the show isn't that creative these days.

[@GorillaDev417]

Where the idea of Waterboy came from I'm guessing.

[@yolovideos8084]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

[@gustafsone]

@@yolovideos8084 They're all gonnna laugh at you!

[@gustafsone]

@@yolovideos8084 They're all gonnna laugh at you!

[@IcyProxy]

R.I.P Chris Farley!🙏

[@NotBrianStelter]

I feel like Canteen Boy every time I talk to people. Half the population is mocking you, the other doesn’t understand you.

[@haroldfarthington7492]

same

[@teekay698]

Anxiety

[@peepaw4277]

I want jeff goldblum to crush me.

[@jsmith5212]

The only canteen boy skit I knew off was the one where he got molested by Alec Baldwin

[@TRJ2241987]

There were easily a half dozen of them (definitely a John Goodman one, a Jason Alexander one) but the Baldwin one was the only really memorable one

[@willyboy6126]

@@TRJ2241987 Yes, that sure was the best...Alec was so hot in it! Wish we could see that entire sketch! : )

[@jnwestray78]

"Mom, be sure to tape SeaQuest", has got to be the funniest thing every said that never got a laugh.

[@chrlpolk]

Funny thing is, when I saw this 20 years later and with Sandler’s comedic lisp speak, I was like, “Ryan Seacrest?”

[@derekkrause9251]

Sandler couldn't keep a straight face when Schneider walked in dressed up as his mom.🤣

[@luciferStar420]

It’s funny that Jeff goldblum actually did run into that desk that was not part of the skit lol

[@yolovideos8084]

omg you noticed that too? omg omg lol x 1000000000000

[@Terpenesteve]

its like a beautiful mix of Waterboy and Billy Madison when he is drunk lol. How he made Waterboy from this character is just Glorious... Goldblum,Nealon,and Farley just fills the happy meter and seals the deal, to the tipidy top. Absolute Legends

[@leob4403]

And phil hartman

[@richharris2864]

Canteen boy listens to Led Zeppelin, which makes him cooler than most humans.

[@spb8333]

I was scrolling through the comments specifically to see if anyone would mention the LedZep poster - yours was the first I saw. 👍

[@SHARP650]

"Uhmm canteen boy, does uhhh, life find a way?" - Ian Malcolm

[@babyfartzmcgeezak4067]

Guess this evolved into the water boy

[@cilith1]

That's what I was wondering about, is this where the idea came from?

[@TheMCSavage]

2:27 Jeff Goldblum was trying so hard not to laugh 😆

[@dvsmike]

This is my favorite eras of SNL. No one could touch Phil Hartman.

[@sashimi8187]

When you realize canteen boy is actually the heir of slytherin.

[@Vanilladye]

5:28 wow. maybe the only Seaquest reference I've ever heard.

[@loui8247]

these throwback snls give me mad nostalgia from when i was a kid we had these on dvd lol, Best of Adam Sandler, Chris Farley, Will Ferrell, Mike Meyers, David Spade aw man we had it all. Adam Sandler was my favorite snl member to watch or rewatch i guess such comedy gold.

[@rannielaayumi2445]

Adam Sandler looks goofy and Jeff Goldblum, deyyyym

[@A-Dubs398]

Who's the chick in your profile picture?

[@bobby_tablez]

MrKockNoker Hatsune Miku

[@rannielaayumi2445]

@@A-Dubs398 know your meme. It's Katya Lischina, a mixed russian-japanese

[@A-Dubs398]

@@rannielaayumi2445 I'm not big on memes, I just find that girl gorgeous.

[@rannielaayumi2445]

@@A-Dubs398 yup me too

[@Beefareeno]

Jeff is a timeless gift.

[@fbomb7184]

Rob Schneider as momma was hilarious.

[@alholdway2003]

The funniest part is when rob Schneider walks in the room. Both of them almost cracked up.

[@ahoward3503]

lets be honest, we all knew a kid like this in middle school, who stayed this way in high school

[@daveg4236]

ahoward admit it....you ARE that kid

[@ahoward3503]

@@daveg4236 haha it's a fair assumption. But no. This character genuinely reminds me of a boy I knew my freshman year of HS. He did in fact own and wear a canteen to school every day, cargo pants, and a fisherman hat during the sunny days....Watching this was a flashback.

[@11bfollowme19]

Yeah and sadly he’s my step son lol

[@GHC3]

Reminds me of the people I went to high school with, also reminds me why I dont plan on going to the reunions. I feel for you canteen boy

[@ewanthug91]

Jeff Goldblum is the living legend

[@shawns9813]

There was a certain charm in the 90s SNL cast that just cannot be replicated by the current cast.

[@capresti3537]

Its true. Better quality people back then.

[@vishwasshankar3929]

they're too fuckin woke now

[@TellEveryoneRecords]

Love the slight trip on the end of the table. It bring out the Goldblum in the Goldblum.

[@afterlife697]

I’m very high right now but I must say your comment was a joy to read

[@Nunya_Bidness_53]

Jeff Goldblum interviewing characters should be a regular feature.

[@annej8838]

The part where his mom came in he broke character for s bit🤣🤣🤣💖

[@damienspencer2088]

This made me cry. YES CANTEEN BOY

[@ivarb629]

When snl actors could act instead of just reading line cards robotically

[@shoomert]

Lmao, that doesn’t have anything to do with it.

[@starrcompany3275]

I know and they make it obvious because we see them looking at the card when they're reading it

[@onlychief8808]

Ivar B yeah SNL was once good

[@djm_wb]

@@onlychief8808 does this really strike you as a "good sketch?" Where's the joke? Pretty much just 5 min of adults bullying a neighborhood kid, cut to Rob Schneider in a shawl and the bullies are attacked by snakes? idk man

[@jonandsn]

I agree with Daniel, this is horrible.

[@johnnyfavorite1194]

He who messes with the Canteen messes with the Serpentine🐍

[@christopherm.e.4985]

Uhh Not the warranty I was looking for..

[@garcel1251]

I wish someone would pass me the laughing gas

[@A-Dubs398]

Is that Rob Schneider at the end?

[@gracegrace1036]

Yes

[@liquidasylum2362]

Haaa yeah it is

[@johngivens6349]

Yep lol

[@hattorihanzo6104]

Is that Carleton instead of Will Smith??

[@gulgul877]

Jeff Goldblum is the very definition of smooth

[@thetwilightzone4204]

Ok but Jeff is looking extra fine in this vid wtf

[@gutenbird]

Adam Sandler was actually pretty brilliant on SNL.

[@sam.6878]

The Zeppelin poster! 💥

[@drennin9352]

I give this skit 5 Goldblum's out of a total of 5 possible Goldblum's

[@Danny4SoccerOhio]

We must bring back Canteen Boy this weekend! I remember watching this skit live 26 years ago #ClassOf93

[@grippygrippyhippyhippy]

"Wow! Wow! Canteen boy!" - Jeff Goldblum

[@caneface87]

And now he has a $200 Million Dollar Deal w Netflix lol

[@val8468]

Rob Schneider trying not to crack up as Mom 🤣🤣

[@samjohnson8994]

“Don’t forget to tape sea quest” might be the most 90’s statement ever! 😂

[@nahidawani7158]

Jeff Goldblum is 😍😍😍😍😍💋

[@ItsMinaway]

This Throw back is unreal!! Love Adam Sandler. He’s so amazing at acting lol 😄

[@christofferjenzen78]

Hahaha...yes,he sure is a versatile performer.

[@MusicByAllonaMayost]

Never mess with canteen boy.

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

I was thinking this dude really looks like Jeff Goldblum until I realized he was Jeff Goldblum

[@utherpendragon1407]

My gosh airtime used to be so cheap then everybody got greedy. Humble life is a Rich life ! Comedy is Life...

[@giarichards1529]

Canteen Boy really did most of the roasting. Got em

[@rishidhingra319]

It took so many years to convert the 'waterboy' character into an actual movie.

[@williamhenderson8371]

Love the Zep poster.

[@shouldwemakethis]

soo, no ones gonna talk about Rob Sneiders old lady impression? 💀😩🤣💯

[@markmower6507]

Fond memories of my childhood. He who laughs last laughs the loudest!

[@ShadovvV]

Ironically, this impression is totally just like Jeff Waters from the metal band Annihilator.

[@robbieredrum5953]

I forgot all about this sketch. Glad Waterboy came from it. Kind of boring though.

[@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou]

M I S T E R G A Y it really sucked. Not a great sketch. Waterboy was a great movie though

[@C3studios]

Sandler later reworked Canteen Boy by amalgamating him with Cajun Man, another SNL character played by Sandler. Both characters were merged into the protagonist of Sandler's 1998 film The Waterboy.

[@beastunleashed8839]

I got the waterboy vibe from this also

[@Justin-tp1mx]

@@thermaldetinatorsonly8857 how could anyone think this video was slightly entertaining? how was it allowed on SNL, let alone re-uploaded 20 years later??

[@peterk5870]

The Canteen Boy with Alec Baldwin is legendary. Never seen any other one, so I’m glad this got posted...

[@jollygreenian8832]

Canteen Boy needs to be in the next Marvel phase

[@johncunningham8685]

Jeff is buff 😍

[@matthewmclees4105]

that was the worst kind of nostalgia i have ever experienced.

[@Telencephelon]

Crazy how much the sense of humor changes in just 25 years.

[@ChrisR-ne4kn]

Farley yelling "HELP ME!" Gold.

[@cookwithabrokeboy]

Jeff goldblum tripped so naturally the directors didn’t scratch the take

[@TammyOful]

Dayum original daddy Jeff Goldblum.

[@soulbound4998]

Rob as the mom 😂😂😂

[@peterwilson4865]

Jeff Goldblum totally wacked his leg or something on that table when he initially goes to harass Canteen Boy.

[@Lilmisscostumedrama]

My gawd Goldblum is a big dude! Goldblum is so sarcastic lolol

[@majorxdf]

I really wish Adam would do more stuff like this. I miss it so much!

[@gman2015z]

Ppl complaining how this wasn't funny but I think this sketch was more on the bullied kid getting his revenge at the end and an important message than trying to make ppl laugh.

[@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou]

gman2015 are you kidding? It's Saturday Night Live. They only put sketches on if one of The Producers or the head writer thinks it's funny enough. This sketch was not even mediocre.

[@gman2015z]

@@IPoopOnYouEveryLastOneOfYou true but idk SNL was at least watchable in this era.

[@equerafa9933]

Canteen boy, water boy 😂 this is the original Bobby Boucher

[@what8450]

Even though Phil Hartman barely said anything, he was still the best