Cut For Time: Viper - SNL

When a guy (Taran Killam) tries to buy a hot girl (Charlize Theron) a drink, he is threatened by her aggressive but not so intimidating date, Viper (John Milhiser), who actually is a sickly guy in a Make A Wish-like program. [Season 39, 2014]
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[@aaronoutdoors7556]

We need more of Viper. Like a whole saga

[@porknbeans7420]

Taran Killam was the injection of funny that SNL needed for so long. How on Earth he's not with SNL is a mystery to me. Guy was so f-ing funny!

[@nicketon6940]

Mokiki does the sloppy swish.

[@johnschwab3749]

Right, and they dumped him for reliably sketch-killing Mikey Day

[@gordomctavish6599]

@@johnschwab3749 Mikey Day is amazingly good and consistent.

[@johnschwab3749]

@@gordomctavish6599 I mean, sure but amazingly good and consistent at being a non-addition. But, hey, to each his own.

[@jessenathan9346]

@@johnschwab3749 Mikey used to be good, but nowadays, he just comes off out-of-place

[@itmeyaboitheline3419]

1:47 "NO YOU'RE GONNA KILL HIM!?" Lmaoo he's literally giving him a shoulder rub 😂

[@hd-xc2lz]

Rare combination of funny and sweet in a skit that works. Once again Vanessa Bayer in a small role kills it, goes unmentioned.

[@hd-xc2lz]

@@DigitalAndInnovation 2:56, enjoy.

[@DigitalAndInnovation]

@@hd-xc2lz ah

[@BrokenTreeProd]

John Milhiser ran awkwardly so Kyle Mooney could walk awkwardly

[@24kRobot]

Oh, man. They should have squeezed this skit in! “Well you found it. 6’4” 250lbs; Viper.” That delivery was very funny to me.

[@n0name264]

I remember the "Cobra" movie: "You're a disease, and I'm the cure." We watched it on illegal VHS cassettes in the Soviet Union. Oh, youth is such a wonderful thing...

[@4seeableTV]

We've been waiting for you to admit that. Now come out of your house with your hands up.

[@n0name264]

"All right, just relax, amigo. You wanna talk? We'll talk." (c)

[@4seeableTV]

@@n0name264 We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way.

[@mloftin6472]

VHS was a banned technology in the Soviet Union?

[@krashd]

@@mloftin6472 No, just movies that glorified the west.

[@gusmartin1246]

He sounds so much like Kyle Mooney, it's crazy.

[@dingnghetakhiangte3870]

exactly what i was looking for

[@Dogspark841]

probably why they got rid of him, he's like a budget kyle mooney

[@DigitalAndInnovation]

Kyle Mooney is budget... that's why they got rid of him too

[@danielm3192]

I love when Viper drops his glove on the floor.

[@bkmessiah1068]

I thought it was a Tom Cruise/Nicole Kidman skit.

[@aidendouglass]

Gil Terrero 🤣🤣🤣🤣.......I can see that!

[@keithpatrick156]

I thought it was a Mr. Show skit.

[@dimirsen]

@@dollysinn Cobra (Stallone) parody

[@miket.6293]

Its me after a couple of Budweiser's

[@curiositypiqued6573]

Me too 😂 🤣 🤣 lol

[@warpartyattheoutpost4987]

Look, an internet troll in a bar.

[@Teafa]

ha.

[@Pseudobadger]

Dude, you made me laugh as hard as the freaking skit did! Ahahahaha! Well done!

[@hydrocarbon82]

FITE ME BRO! lol

[@klarastern5597]

😂!

[@thailakhampo]

"Tom Cruise" impersonating Sylvester Stallone in Cobra. Hence the name Viper

[@OneJamalWonder]

Thats exactly what i was thinking

[@Davepool-hs7vr]

Maybe a gardener snake

[@jonesov]

I'm pretty certain that I will be using all of Viper's one-liners in real life, how could you not.

[@MrAsmontero]

Watch yourself...Im bad news...!

[@TheBlarggle]

I hope you know how to say goodbye.

[@avid_toxicity2324]

Uh oh road block

[@texasfossilguy]

How could I not? I dont care about nuthin, or nobody...

[@TheDudeMeister69]

"You'll get your smoochie-smoochies, but first, I gotta flush this toilet."

[@DANOVERBOARDvlogs]

The first time I watched this I thought, "Ouch. What a weak sketch." The eighteeth time I watched this sketch, "You'll get your smoochie-smoochies." LOL!

[@jennmegacunttracker3670]

Watching this the first time, you know it was genius, after 18 times it becomes a treat

[@salwood]

i love this sketch so much. i wish john got more chances like this. very funny/creative/different. and it 100% should have been on the show.

[@ulilgaspard7230]

tom cruise and his former wife nicole kidman!

[@CarSVernon]

thats what i thought from the thumbnail!

[@thecaptainsdaughterx]

it's definitely Cobra, the glasses, the matchstick, oh I laughed

[@orangepinecan]

Kasia Jaroszewicz they stole this sketch from madtv

[@josimarcastilla5102]

Which skecth? :o

[@auunnfkristjansson6738]

It's a Stallone Cobra

[@tricityladytn]

From the thumbnail, I thought he was supposed to be Tom Cruise LOL

[@philsurtees]

Me too! Thank goodness for the Comment Section... :-P

[@Nativeblkft]

I was a 1980's teenager and I saw Cobra when it first came out. Still Love the movie and this skit.

[@jamesdemetro4184]

The chase in the middle of the show was awesome,I was 14 when it came out in the movie theater in my town in connecticut,good times,good movies,and great memories, We need a Time fucking machine quick,back to 1985

[@maryrosekent8223]

@@jamesdemetro4184 Then I would get to relive my most-fun year ever-1988!

[@jauntyhatsociety6922]

I thought it was a joke about Tom Cruise playing Jack Reacher :-)

[@stranraerwal]

Jaunty Hat Society: In which he was an absolute miscast, failure, and flop-in as far as Jack Reachers Book personification goes.

[@RUTHP123]

That's what I thought too!

[@philsurtees]

​@@stranraerwal Only because the Jack Reacher in the books is so ridiculously, laughably absurd that it would be a side-splitting comedy if someone made a movie with that character the way he's written. The Tom Cruise version of Jack Reacher was AWESOME, and the perfect example of how to turn a book into a movie. Thank goodness they didn't try to personify the Jack Reacher of the books; instead of a great movie we would have had a total crap-fest...

[@prajwalpratyaksh]

Charlize Theron is wearing the same top that Cameron Diaz wore in the Orphaned Black Anne skit, it's hilarious!! The wardrobe situation!

[@dielaughing73]

Lucky top, is all i can say

[@jeffstone2136]

Viper scares the hell out of me. He's hard to handle!

[@TheDisastermellz]

Poor generation! It's a Stallone Cobra's parody!

[@Archivist82]

You're the disease...I'm the cure.

[@johnmartin8897]

“I want your eyes pig”

[@blackmagyclives]

He gave Stallone credit at the end.

[@joebuck3398]

Got the trademark stallone mumble

[@WaitingtoHit]

I would have. It's easier than ever to be aware of popular culture from every decade (check the INTERNET), so why do people who are not that much younger than me have such a hard time? There is so much more out there than anime, Vin Diesel, and Fortnite. I promise.

[@nebulousisgod]

Pretty good Sly impression. The Make-a-Wish thing is hilarious

[@joemorrow8411]

It's a Make a wish thing,,cought me of guard🤣🤣 Sylvester Stallone Cobra

[@Nativeblkft]

"No! You didn't finish your peanuts yet."

[@khaoz07]

Teron’s acting is 🔥

[@ellllllo77]

lol looks more like Tom cruise :p

[@Nostradamuzzzz]

+Patrick Moreira Definetly! I would say the love child between Tom Cruise and Dana Carvey

[@1badjesus]

Patrick Moreira ....wha?

[@anarchy030]

Patrick Moreira no it’s definitely based on Cobra!! I feel bad for the writers who had to watch it to create this sketch!!

[@stranraerwal]

@Jim McCracken : that's good !

[@ruthv2352]

Noel Gallagher

[@Pigglez0_0]

Viper looks like Tom Cruise from the 80's 😂👌🏼

[@sarahbenton7573]

Sad how many times one actually runs into people like this at the bar.

[@thereisnosanctuary6184]

Sarah Benton I have only seen one bar fight in my life...and it was glorious.

[@seniilalledde7588]

Reminds me of a madtv skit..

[@rheab43]

Seni Ilalledde it's a blatant rip off, mad tvs skit was soo much funnier

[@ralfjones6135]

Thank you...ive been looking for this comment. Madtv character ron

[@percyperanamus7432]

i miss mad tv

[@gedeyogam9096]

Yup its like a copy

[@optronixatron]

Fightin' Ron

[@thebrokenglasskids5196]

Next time you come across an internet troll, remember, they are really this guy in real life.

[@RobotJeeg]

Viper is my new "hero based on a sylvester stallone's role"!

[@richhenry7540]

Its a parody of Cobra starring Sylvester Stallone and his then wife Brigitte Nielsen.

[@felixcoria4583]

HOW SMART YOU ARE............................................

[@richhenry7540]

@@felixcoria4583 real recognize real

[@ernestohs]

Girl.- I'm a really supposed to have sex with him? Cop.- I mean, it will be really nice That part made me lose it XD

[@coosoorlog]

me2

[@blakes5827]

I have a fully functioning anus.

[@michaelarvin572]

"You're the disease and I'm the cure."

[@rampart6557]

Great parody of Stallone's "Cobra" character.

[@monikaszymanowska5142]

I'm happy Cobra has some follow here and now. When I was young, all my friends hated the movie.

[@stephaniesmith7317]

"It's Vipuhh" (based on original characters created by Sylvester Stalone) bwhahaaahaahhaaa 😂🤣😂🤣

[@SrChalice]

Ha-ha, So this is what Denial looks like?😞

[@deptofcarstereorepair]

"hey let's make it a make-a-wish thing, that way no one will ever suspect we ripped off Kids in the Hall!"

[@stingoh]

Charlize Theron is excellent. She does just the right amount of overacting in that sketch!

[@turkovich530]

stingoh lol her outfit

[@rajatbhardwaj8180]

imagine getting this frail in bed every night oh boy

[@DW-lx9wt]

Everyone forgets how amazing she is at comedic line delivery. All in all an amazing actress. I remember first seeing her in Arrested Development and how she stole most of the scenes she was in.

[@freedapeeple4049]

Check out the movie "Monster." She plays Aileen Wuornos, a female serial killer. You won't even be able to recognize Theron...

[@kennoe6634]

I thought that was her! She really transformed in that movie about the killer prostitute,forgot the name,Aileen something...

[@oatmealboy6]

This would have been funnier if they did this with perrenial guest star Dwayne Johnson in Taran's straight-man role, and Viper trying to take him on.

[@withlove2963]

oatmealboy6 I thought he was Bisexual

[@vsen7]

Yeah.

[@noahhurley-abelew6536]

I mean, they've done it before. Always a good bit.

[@hijodelaisla275]

@@noahhurley-abelew6536 You mean.

[@estevancarlos]

We need more Viper sketches.

[@rosa2098]

“I mean it would be nice” 😂

[@dielaughing73]

It sure would

[@hasannaomir.3037]

HOW did I miss this skit? This is just waaay too much suspense for a Saturday night at home. I am in suspense. I am literally lying on the edge of my bed!

[@MarceloRomero360]

This from the dress rehearsal. The sketch was cut before the live show aired.

[@aidan_bonner]

Honestly the fact that the audience is so quiet makes this work so much better

[@toolguyslayer1]

I don't mean to sound all day and everything but that top she has on with the upward facing U that is like badass and totally unique and has a machine like quality to appeal to the guy as well mechanics and engineers and guitar players would love something like that

[@foucault8964]

Cut For Times are always the best ones.

[@THECLARENCES]

“Oh-oh, roadblock” xoxo The Clarences

[@kallesaarinen7559]

cobra rules!

[@jasonggabbott]

Cobras lead sled was my all-time favorite car at the time!

[@oliviaskidmore5244]

Literally thought this was meant to be Tom cruise ahhahahahha

[@accountablehog]

I freaking love this skit…

[@krisskross6074]

Charlize Theron looks like Sharon Stone.

[@samQu8y]

I'm only here for Charlize! What a cat!

[@jnieswartz4878]

I thought he was suppose to be Tom cruise

[@themadlad8540]

Viper is awesome.

[@carleemalmberg1345]

Charlize Theron is such a lovely actress

[@spencerace7167]

John Milhiser: The Lost Mooney

[@funguy29]

john milhiser is a genius.

[@guyjohnson259]

3:03 Vanessa always makes me melt. Le sigh...

[@shannonmullis9916]

Riffing on Cobra lol

[@jeffmclearen1421]

That walk😂

[@themadlad8540]

Who else kinda of wanna see a sequal to cobra now?

[@morty215fightclubbringyour7]

Hell yeah

[@StakeJade]

No. Too much time has passed. Hollywood would just ruin its legacy with an over- reliance of senseless CGI.

[@ChicagoHOG27]

You've gotta finish your peanuts!

[@steve8056]

Haha looks like Tom Cruise Friday night

[@JojoJojo-bd6dz]

no he doesnt, he plays stalone

[@sigmundsanders8064]

Stallone not cruise . 😂😂

[@starman1900]

Yep any bar in Belfast

[@jessenathan9346]

Thanks so much for spoiling the reveal in the description, SNL.

[@chazbutcher]

Ironically, he is not that much shorter (if at all) than the actual Sylvester Stalone.

[@GBart]

One of my favorite MadTV sketches!

[@WorkshopPops]

AndroidDoctorr not. madtv

[@hmasonx]

Or Mr. Show sketches

[@aaronbutleronline]

Have to say its a shame this sketch got cut, if only for the fact john milhiser hasn't had much time on screen at all. I predict him, brooks wheelan and noel wells are on thin ice for next season. Real shame. Nasim Pedrad might also leave since she is busy with sitcom work.

[@iliashigin]

Tina Fey hasn't been on screen much, but she was writing good sketches.They might be doing a good behind the scenes work so don't be quick checking them off the list.

[@aaronbutleronline]

Tina fey was originally hired as a writer though not for her performing ability. These guys were hired as featured players so its either become writers like tim robinson or get booted off the show.

[@thenoisebleed9110]

already a stellar MR. SHOW premise.

[@angieakos4045]

He is trying to be Cobra played by Sylvester Stallone!

[@LukanioBB]

Wow.. no shit Sherlock!

[@rajithmaligaspe]

angie akos You just won a thousand points in the 'duh' category! Give it up for Captain Obvious, COME ON DOWWWWWWWWWWN!

[@onura2710]

Please make a sequel

[@jonjones971]

Charlize looks awesome

[@JokersSerious]

i can't get how he's so surprised at the cop thing - that's pretty much how they all are.

[@RealThisisA]

This reminds me of a mad tv skit with Michael McDonald and Mo Collins.

[@pf5658]

Watch out. Viper might bite you.😂

[@wrinkleneckbass]

I don't even know what that skit was about. I was just staring at Charlize Theron the entire time.

[@markducharme9199]

Oh my Keenan has lost wicked amount of weight, good for him!!!

[@kawasakiwhiptwo5821]

Soooo, I guess he's wearing a fat suit under that uniform in this sketch?

[@RagnarokMic]

I'm pretty small and sickly myself, ball's your court, Charlize Theron.

[@11bfollowme19]

Lol COBRA just missing the 1911 with the cobra grips

[@ClickbaitMotorsports]

Randomly running in a Viper-type dude is my worst nightmare.

[@freshpootube]

It's SImon Cowell!

[@unbudgingsalmon]

He's the feckin Viper, lad. Weird Hardy Bucks spin-off

[@RollingOrmond]

Charlize looking fine in that push-up :)

[@ShinRyojin]

Charlize is putting Viper over like a champ.

[@JDCalabrese]

The layers to this thing man. Went really inside baseball with the whole Stallone/Cobra/Beverley Hills Cop thing.

[@TaylorTheTormentor]

Cant believe this was cut for time, its hilarious!

[@BenSultanMusic]

Taylor Torres cut for time is the name of the series of sketches that Kyle and Beck write. Took me a minute to figure that out too.

[@TaylorTheTormentor]

@@BenSultanMusic no it's not, cut for time means they did the skit in dress rehearsal but not in the live show. Tons of sketches have been cut for time before they were on the show, but unfortunately a lot of beck and kyle's skits get cut for time.

[@BenSultanMusic]

@@TaylorTheTormentor That's usually what "cut for time" means, but Beck and Kyle do this web series specifically called "Cut for Time".

[@jomocheatham]

Got to keep an eye out for Paul. He is closing in on brilliant territory.

[@spenser9908]

Bridgette Nielsen was basically Stallone's Sondra Locke, if ya know what I mean.

[@TerribleMouton]

OMG it's charlize theron !

[@Ukbang]

I know, I was half way into the skit before I realized it!

[@ragagagagaga1953]

When snl get it right it’s great…this sketch is perfect.

[@littledavemerriman]

Sweet move giving away the twist in the description.

[@MajBrown_Man]

Viper is basically Stallone in Cobra

[@stefanivanov8408]

i like that tall women

[@bigtaz504]

The city sleeps safe thanks to viper.

[@erikw2178]

Syvester Stallone and Brigette Nielson...Duh....Halarious eh Tracey?

[@reallydumbforeal1]

The audience didn't know quite how to process this one

[@FLAMESFAN211]

Hahahaha mini cobra.