Cut For Time: New Playroom (Dakota Johnson) - Saturday Night Live

In a scene from the sequel Fifty Shades Darker, Christian Grey (Kyle Mooney) shows Anastasia Steele (Dakota Johnson) the new playroom he's having built.
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[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

bless to the person who came up with idea, "hmmmm i wonder what the constructors think about the room"

[@MrKoolaiddude00]

Madihah comments dah Ade 33 likes fuyooo, Ni abang Anep ni

[@whaleygrande6611]

@@MrKoolaiddude00 wut

[@mshep4173]

Bless the dumbasses that read the books AND watched the stupid movies. Those are the meek and they shall inherit the earth

[@papacinoooo]

@@mshep4173 worst porn ever?

[@mshep4173]

@@papacinoooo 50 shades of shit

[@taylormanes8113]

lol i love that dakota johnson can laugh at herself and the fifty shades movies. she seems super down to earth.

[@nebulousisgod]

That’s a big reason dramatic actors agree to host this show aside from the enormous plug, no pun intended. If the cynics see them making fun themselves they could potentially make thousands more fans and take away any idea that they’ve become narcissists from the recent attention and fame of their project. So although she’s going along with the gag, no pun intended, she may not even be a cool lady. She could be a raving bitch. But chances are she’s totally nice and loves the relief of a comedy sketch show. Most people are nice and actors are people so they’re usually nice too. Despite how they react to you catching them off guard and rushing them on the street to gush and demand photos. Damn I’m not even an actor and I’m ranting like a dildo. No pun intended.

[@ayeshak6822]

That's a lot of unintended puns

[@cthpscl]

Dakota is really funny in a subtle way. Nothing over-the-top. She's hilarious!!!

[@TaylorKnightCosplay]

She's so cute!

[@cthpscl]

***** She is indeed!

[@ednahkarmen]

Such a sweet little girl 🌹

[@kimrussell9662]

I'm dying at the image of interns who had to go to sex shops to buy these props

[@canaisyoung3601]

They didn't all go to the sex shops. Some probably had to be handmade or ordered online.

[@coltonruscheinsky7863]

Committed interns bring their own from home.

[@vikasanandame]

Yeah short on budget. Bring your own prop.

[@RockOnTheKitchenTable]

@@coltonruscheinsky7863then you can write it off as a business expense!

[@emu314159]

they can mail these out now. brown paper wrappers, a friend told me

[@patrcijas]

you can say whatever you want about the film or actors, but Dakota is just fab. I mean, she is taking the piss out of this movie and just beaing great about all this. It just seems like she doesn' t care and I love it! :)

[@sochi4132]

I honestly wanted to hate her so much, but I found it impossible. She's adorable.

[@n.fer.2596]

patrcija agreed! Though I don't really enjoy her acting too much in this skit, I can respect her and appreciate her positive outlook. I hope other people can too.

[@Hitomankiri]

I mean its not at all her fault that she is in a shit movie

[@JimBob-eg7vq]

@@Hitomankiri how is it not her fault😂

[@Sillysoft]

Yeah money can do that sometimes...

[@maddiechurchill7026]

this is the most different I've ever seen Kyle in a sketch lol

[@Danielle-ty8mx]

Maddie Churchill the most ACTUAL acting I’ve ever seen him do on this show

[@valentinelove8029]

@@Danielle-ty8mx actual???

[@LateNightRewrites]

@@valentinelove8029 yes

[@TheWaynelds]

I know you still love me, but you need to move on and find someone else. My identical twin brother is only 5 years older than I am, so maybe you can try dating him.

[@djmon1987]

"I'm an aviation nut." "Weird!"

[@amethysttopaz4160]

yep that's what he found odd lol. ha.

[@NiVi192]

Because THAT is the weird part. 😅

[@charliewinterhalter595]

its interesting seeing kyle play the straight guy and not a total goofball...he does a great job tho. he's definitely got some acting skillz.

[@OnOtterPilot]

He really does! You should watch some of his videos on KZbin. He is totally underutilized on SNL.

[@dandrechesterfield5411]

Yeah I was thinking the same thing but for some reason it just doesn't fit him. That said, he's still my favorite cast member and good neighbor stuff is ten times funnier than snl and that's all him and Beck

[@a.a9021]

@brell 2-1-5 It's a comedy/theater term. Basically, in a scene you'll have a "straight man" and a "comic/funny man". The funny man is the eccentric one and the straight man is the one who acts like a normal person. This is perhaps oversimplifying, but essentially the straight man is supposed to keep a straight face while the funny man does his funny things and doing this makes the funny man seem funnier. Having one person be serious makes ridiculous situations seem more ridiculous.

[@mattomoros]

Say what you want about the movie she's in, but Dakota really has good comedic timing.

[@tiffanywhitfield633]

mattomoros true i love her sm my funny angel

[@colin72]

Ummm... she barely says anything.

[@timothyfloogle]

When she was on Fallon he's hilarious

[@rustyreview]

yep. she definitely read her lines.

[@daviddedominici1705]

Yeah, she really carried this whole sketch on her back. She's a regular Lucille Ball. After watching her in this, I might even go as far as to call her a comedic genius. Almost like getting to witness a Young Joan Rivers down in Greenwich village, in her prime.

[@Fallingslowly09]

Can SNL please make the Renzetti Bros crew recurring characters? They're hilarious!

[@HookedOnSonics518]

They should have Ben Affleck host so that the Renzetti Bros can renovate the Batcave.

[@jeancrolon3639]

+Kris Bland YES!!!!

[@katiekawaii]

Sean Lenehan YES

[@RamiroBelmaresJr]

Kris Bland FUCK YES!!!!

[@TheWaynelds]

Yes, and have each sketch end with a silly “Aww Carlo, ya done it again” moment.

[@HookedOnSonics518]

Why the hell was this cut for time? This was hilarious!

[@ulcus...]

Because Kyle starred in it. He never gets good roles in non cut for time skits.

[@GinoZump]

and it HAD A PUNCHLINE, unlike 90% of SNL sketches

[@ChickenGeorgeClooney]

Probably because it was too sexual

[@faliqkhudadost1603]

what does cut for time mean kris ?

[@ChickenGeorgeClooney]

faliq khudadost He means why this sketch and not a different one.

[@tmx1994]

i dont get why so many people are hating on dakota and her personality? There's no such thing as having 'no personality', unless you mean having a personality by being fake/smiley/charismatic all the time. Dakota seems like a genuinely nice person to hang out with. And i thought this SNL episode was hilarious.

[@Doversola]

nuaxiem I couldn't agree more. Well said.

[@hayley8806]

It's like with Kristen Stewart, they both are famous for playing bland, place-holder characters so people assume that it's indicative of them as actors/people. When really it's just that both characters were written by crappy writers.

[@b2kzangelalwayz]

What they mean is that she has the emotional range of celery.

[@alexisd6106]

When people say no personality they mean they don't have thoughts of their own. They just mimic. Like the whole trope of "I'm not like normal girls! I like cats and hoodies and hate socializing and am obsessed with books and coffee!" Like that's a personality but it's not...original. it's just kind of like you stick to what makes you comfortable and what is safe and don't form varied tastes, thoughts, or emotions of your own. Not necessarily you don't have a personality, your personality is just a bland and safe copy of other peoples.

[@jennafox8556]

@@hayley8806 Stephenie Meyer is an amazing writer. So, shut it!

[@sillygrl23]

This is what we've been missing from The Fifty Shades of Grey books, actual construction workers building the stuff. This is so hilarious! The expression on Dakota Johnson's face when they showed "The Punisher" cracked me up! LMAO!

[@jay-6546]

"Better question is where have they been" 😂😂😂👏👏👏 I love Dakota.

[@keziavillacura1248]

3:11 "the real question is where have they been"

[@johnnygee4206]

No banana tree? No Betty White masks? No giant Elmo suit? No guinea pig ranch? No George Foreman grill? What kind of lame sex room is this???

[@jamiekelly395]

Ha ha ha Guinea pig ranch!

[@koroconnell]

New York's hottest club is This Comment

[@johnnygee4206]

@@koroconnell HaHa! I'm on my way! Just have to swing by the storage shed to grab my scuba gear and a roll of bubble wrap.

[@saranemcova5448]

Betty White masks? Oh my god, I am so out of touch.

[@johnnygee4206]

@@saranemcova5448 HaHa! That's probably a good thing.

[@maithilip8806]

"So nice to finally put a face to the measurements." 😂😂😂

[@hanahmontana21]

She looks like a parody of herself :DD

[@Langolyer2010]

That's because she is.

[@AutieDino]

Геннадий Даценко given how bad the original is how can you tell?

[@Langolyer2010]

James C. haven't seen it. Just making captain's remark.

[@MasterofPuberty]

Yep, that is absolutely what the guest becomes when they host SNL. Well said!

[@thingthang2904]

that's what shes playing

[@cjnogodula]

Dakota Johnson is actually hilarious but this whole skit has better writing than the entire series of movies and books

[@neldormiveglia1312]

I'd actually watch a whole two hours of this plot

[@varunsingh6772]

This room is more like "Wipeout: 50 Shades of Grey Edition"

[@TaylorKnightCosplay]

That would be fucking awesome!!!!!!

[@YourAscents]

lolz

[@祐次彦坂]

IWannabeJew ３３３３３５回祖歯さ卯や指すし

[@kasumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin]

So glad Kyle is getting more air time on the show.

[@smokejc]

To be fair, this sketch was cut.

[@fsssquare4702]

smokejc The comment was sarcastic I believe, meaning Kyle doesn't get a lot of airtime on the show.

[@25neworleanssaints]

FSS Square No he is in fact getting more air time, well has been lately, and well deserved too.

[@fsssquare4702]

Julian Lopez Yeah, I didn't watch the episode, now I notice that. I was also surprised to see him in an ERB.

[@smokejc]

FSS Square It's not that surprising. Kyle was in a youtube sketch group called Good Neighbor, and I'm sure they were/are buddies with the guys from ERB.

[@TonyaLemon30]

Kyle Mooney playing Christian Grey! Wow...! This is just the best thing ever!

[@rich-king]

I love how the audience laughed instinctively at the title “Fifty Shades Darker” when that is the actual title of the sequel

[@princejamesmommy]

At the end, I was hoping Kenan would say, "Awww, here goes!!" That would have been sweet. 😎

[@ianstiehl1994]

I can only imagine the wonderful time the censors and lawyers had with this

[@songbird6414]

“Where do these go?” “I think that’s a better question for the lady...” “Okay yeah but the real question is where have they beeeeen.” I’m SCREAMING

[@ozamatazbuckshank.]

Kyle's deeper voice in this sketch is oddly hot...

[@JonasPolsky]

Kyle "Cut For Time" Mooney

[@NishutiP]

As an architect, this is such a great representation of a construction site 😂

[@OfficialDeejayW]

They should've kept this one in the show. Much better than that lame Cinderella sketch

[@adam0v0tube]

or that with star treck doctor

[@TaylorKnightCosplay]

They should've put this in instead of the Isis sketch

[@thebeaconsheepbeets8573]

***** Which one lol

[@thebeaconsheepbeets8573]

That was one of my favorites, but have you seen Father and Daughter commercial?

[@TaylorKnightCosplay]

That was the Isis sketch

[@mariabarker2036]

"A better question is, Where has it been..." Perfect timing, perfect delivery.

[@PhaedruS007]

This is one of the best written SNL sketches of all time. AMAZING creative premise and TIGHT execution. WhyTF was this cut???

[@marisae.2665]

Booty beads lol.

[@hayley8806]

Don't forget the dildies.

[@63fan]

Dakota johnson is amazing.

[@TaylorKnightCosplay]

She's gorgeous and hilarious!

[@Dupes-ur2xe]

Is she tho?

[@cosmiclu4183]

Dupes 0907 yep

[@RaDeCaL_Gaming]

lol dakota's face at the end was epic xD

[@dazem8]

just hearing "weena holes" and seeing kenan floating in that swing made my day.

[@monsterhanna6691]

That face she made at the thing in the wall. 😂

[@themelonsoup]

"booty beads* LITERALLY CRYING OMFG

[@hindaschneider5206]

Dildies😅

[@belligerent-irony]

....I'm an aviation nut.. hahahaha, weird.

[@something.something189]

Dakota is doing to fifty shades what Robert always does to Twilight. And I'm here for it 😄

[@guyjohnson259]

"if you could get it to twelve, I'd be ecstatic." Priceless.

[@FlyingOverTr0ut]

Awesome. Ya dildies...

[@a.walters123]

The writers missed the opportunity for a brilliant pun after they mentioned “load bearing beam” 😂

[@vor0g]

I wish this actually happened in the movie

[@elly01019]

Kenan stuck in that red contraption...lol

[@namegirl12]

OH MY GOD WEINER HOLES

[@cjn0001]

That was a good sketch, definitely should've been in the show before some of the others

[@BrianCheng24]

This was better than the actual movie.

[@DiannaSugarF00t]

"Ya' dil-dees."

[@Xelif37]

Was that a Kenan & Kel reference at the end? Reminded me of Kel's ritual: "Awww here it goes!"

[@TaylorKnightCosplay]

Ah, the nostalgia!

[@olivia-tf6fw]

i love it when the actual actor makes fun of their own movie

[@YourAscents]

Man, her delivery and timing is very good. I would love to see her in some rom-coms.

[@MaryRod09]

Hahaha! I watched this sketch before the film and I thought that it was hilarious. And, now that I have watched the movie I find this epic.

[@jqths1974]

I hate that there are so many cut for time Kyle sketches this is hilarious 😂

[@GLamoRousCooKie]

Honestly Kyle is daddy.

[@laracroft293]

3:40 it would have been amazing if she could have pulled out that face at least once in the trilogy XD

[@el_killorcure]

Agreed, but it would have not felt right, tone wise. The blooper reel, if there is one, must be full of such faces by her...

[@Ainssen]

I like the stunned face that Dakota put on camera at minute 3:40, this aunt almost had a heart attack. Luckily he didn't die on the show when he saw this pressurized hose. It would have been a world-class catastrophe to see her die on the show because of these nonsense

[@vincentshipe6689]

Kyle Mooney does a much better Christian Grey than Jamie Dornan

[@walkonthedarxide9399]

#notmychristian

[@MegaSk2000]

Vincent Shipe i think Beck would've been a better Christian.

[@jennyvilla8276]

U wish

[@tyrant-den884]

hey, to be fair, this is also better written. And directed. And acted. but I doubt Kyle can impishly bite other people's toast as well.

[@sarah_b_555]

@@walkonthedarxide9399 WAS LITERALLY JUST going to type this!! XD

[@madkatt333]

I cannot believe they cut this!

[@takocos]

It's the construction worker that always had lunch at GoodBurger

[@maciekkonarski4701]

0:10 "Fifty Shades Darker" *audience laughs* *Becomes the actual title*

[@bovinejonie3745]

Keenan missed an opportunity to close the sketch with, “Ahh, here it goes!”

[@joakimkennedy473]

I liked this one. "Where's it been?" Lol

[@Musiclove243]

i love kyle's hair like this

[@stoatsnhoney]

Dakota's quiet "no thank you" killed me

[@drakeholliday5671]

Beck’s walk is the best part of this sketch

[@dhubacca]

why was this cut for time this is so genius!!

[@NightingaleParodyStudio]

Kyle Mooney should be on the show more, he's one of the funniest new cast members.

[@joehuiras4955]

I hate it when i use my shame blanket as a regular blanket and I wake up all shameful.

[@caozel17]

I really find attractive Dakota Johnson :D

[@millesmedegaard]

caozel17 alright Yoda

[@WaitingtoHit]

Simply moving one random part of a sentence is not Yoda-speak. You have to actually invert the traditional structure, leading with the direct object and ending with the subject and verb.

[@ryder2601]

WaitingtoHit Correct, you are.

[@placebojesus5652]

@WaitingtoHit Wow you’re specific knowledge of the grammatical structure of Yoda speak certainly proves your KZbin name right. Waiting to hit, you are.

[@iscott3187]

2:39 why does that look so fun like something at a playground

[@evanlinden4410]

Can we talk about how funny it is that Kyle was the cast for Christian?

[@alisagumm8547]

....and Johnny Depp.

[@roadhouse6999]

This makes me proud to be an Italian-American.

[@rage_of_aquarius]

The haggling over hard points... 🤣

[@NiVi192]

My God, this is hilarious 😂

[@arthuriuss7133]

DAKOTA IS SO CUTE¡¡¡ SHE HAS A SPECIAL BEAUTY....JAJAJA WHERE THEY HAVE BEEN??? JAJA

[@schawdaya]

"cut for time" riiiight lol

[@KristinaBrandorff]

The ending was the best part, LOL

[@tamishrabiswas4862]

Her face at 3:38 lol

[@marquisbean651]

Tammy Blackthorne she's like "what the hell is that thing".

[@emilyc.4000]

Dakota has always been a good actress, she was just given a terrible script and bad direction in 50 Shades

[@Danny4SoccerOhio]

This certainly is no Playland @ McDonald s ! *giggle*

[@iyaluna5739]

Why did I miss this. Too funny!!

[@lilLaReggie]

Wondering why they didn't choose Terran killem as Christian grey...

[@Johnrap]

There had better not be one hungry child in the entire world.

[@JayFuuu23]

Ohhh Kyle grew up from the middle schooler interviewing Dakota about 50 shades to me grey lol

[@PeanutButter46213]

Sure, the reason this sketch was cut was “for time.” Sure.

[@rumpelstillkills8036]

Yo Floggas, Yo whippaz, Yo *D I L D E E Z*

[@canaisyoung3601]

I don't think this was cut because it had Kyle Mooney in it. I think this was cut because the censors got cold feet.

[@forcetengal2451]

oh, Kyle.

[@Kostadin_Arolski]

Im just here enjoying people with good manners talk 😄😅

[@jizzleq7559]

Dakota is such a sport i love her so much

[@shaneyofcourse]

"I'm an aviation nut" bahahahahhaha get it? Brills joke there

[@525Lines]

Remember the hand-cranked power drill with the feather duster on the end that the Festronk Brothers demonstrated in one of the Wild and Crazy Guy bits?

[@Ynot101]

"Your pleasure, also Your Butt" 😃😄😁😆😭

[@heynabbsss]

Can someone tell me, is "shame blanket " actually something from the books?@_@

[@cheyennecorpse4831]

NOOOOO

[@ms.marvelous8156]

I don't wanna know how that would work

[@lumen8341]

i fucking wish, haha

[@nebulousisgod]

I’m sure it’s a thing in life though. Has to be. I’m not looking it up.

[@KB-ev7jg]

This is ironic cuz Christian Gray was the little boy who interviewed Dakota about the movie

[@sp915]

I was kinda expecting Keenan to say "Awwww here goes!"

[@augustalavenderblue7353]

Everyone’s talking about Dakota Johnson’s performance or the jokes and stuff. I just want to know why her skirt and top are the same prints in two slightly different color schemes

[@MrPottergeek101]

dakota's face at 3:40

[@FiddlebirdBlue]

"Your pleasure. Also your butt."

[@joeiijames]

Bobby’s amazing.