Sausage Curry

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[@lurkdarkly9673]

"I'm about to open the jar of curRAY....OooHh ....AhhhhH. hmmmf... FACK."

[@Kitsune_Animates]

Aaaaaahah--

[@algernietes6118]

im dead😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@marinadee2771]

She is glorious.

[@tetristime9691]

0:10

[@Pinnochio123]

This made me laugh. 😆

[@triizziy]

Gordon Ramsey has met his match

[@thedankone245]

@Blessed • because that is not dank enough

[@salmonella6018]

Hi my spinal cord is damaged and my stomach is small because of her cooking u know

[@mleczko79]

you mean meth?

[@donteven5712]

She only owns Iron Maiden tee shirts, and Lee only owns one hoodie

[@josefwakeling7103]

ramsay

[@jackingham7920]

Kay’s emotional detachedness is fascinating: she cares for nothing but Lee and his astute critique of her cuisine

[@MultiPearlJammer]

And iron maiden.

[@DanielSmith-nd6tc]

@@MultiPearlJammer do you think 'Kay' is actually a character??!

[@24kFilter]

Yeah I wonder when he'd tell her that her "cooking" isn't even cooking at all but just throwing random shit inside a pan and calling it food. Can't even do the most basic of fucking dishes, pathetic.

[@keisreeman]

@Jack Ingham Come on, I feel like she loves me.

[@waitwaht2401]

@@24kFilterat least her son is trying to make her happy

[@TheDavidherring]

'Im not going to show you how to fry sausages' that was the most complex part of this whole shambles

[@connorcoulson5835]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheIndulged1]

Sausage curry, I now know why India wanted independence from Britain

[@kobimitchell7807]

As a British citizen, she does not represent us.

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

Curried sausages are actually fucking glorious.

[@yassine4982]

@@kobimitchell7807 I'm not British and she does represent us!

[@vin2164]

@@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor maybe if the curry didn't come out of a jar

[@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor]

@@vin2164 I mean yeah. This is a bottom tier curried sausage. But a well cooked one is *amazing.*

[@mklinger23]

How to make curry : "Go to Tesco and buy a jar of curry."

[@MyNameisnoootRiiick8798]

You know the old saying: Curry does not grow on trees ^^

[@officialobama3547]

reasonable really, japanese curry is basically a roux you put in boiling water. This is far from the worst recipe she has

[@MyNameisnoootRiiick8798]

@@officialobama3547 there is nothing worse than british „cuisine“

[@BryanAJParry]

@@MyNameisnoootRiiick8798 This isn’t British cuisine, bro.

[@redactedredacted6648]

0:11 me in the toilet after making this

[@retrorider7521]

wahahaha! im laughing so hard in my room XDDDD

[@jodenagbayani9402]

So funny I forgot to laugh😐

[@jodenagbayani9402]

@Apple wow you’re so cool 👿👿😈🥶🥶👿🥶🥶🥶👿🥶🥶🥶👿🥶🥶🥶👿👿🥶🥶🥶👿🥶🥶😈😈🥶🥶

[@Droller]

@@jodenagbayani9402 *No.One.Cares*

[@gavcrayton]

0.25 speed is a bit more accurate lol

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

This was absolutely awful and I want to see more of it.

[@DanielSmith-nd6tc]

Haha ditto

[@connorcoulson5835]

Hahahahahahahah

[@Ultradude604]

This is the most edible dish she's ever done.

[@mroonicide]

Ultradude probably because the sausages and curry were store bought lmaoo

[@TheDivoture]

Not gunna lie, considering all of the other stuff on this channel, I was quite proud of how well she cooked those sausages.

[@pezza0332]

I’m pretty sure she put frozen sausages into the pan. Surely she should have at least defrosted them.

[@fbi1307]

@@TheDivoture Thank the producers and stores, not her, lmfao.

[@Charlie-216]

Literally what I was thinking

[@Florsimon]

Ah yes sardines

[@Sebastian-Tickleberry]

Curry? bit exotic that is Kay, did you learn that recipe while backpacking in India?

[@NewFrontierGrille]

Curry was actually created in the UK by indian immigrants from Bangladesh. #fact

[@tarani5aviel]

Curry is exotic? Really?

[@hamishriley-watson4312]

I Know What Cars Like bs

[@ChimpScape]

@@NewFrontierGrille Yeah that's correct, pretty sure it was because they were trying to sell dodgy meat to unwitting customers so they threw a load of spices together to cover any funky smells/tastes of the decaying meat and thus curry was born. So if it weren't for those pesky Bangladeshis trying to have us off in our own country, we wouldn't have what I reckon is the best dish on the planet. Of course Kay isn't doing curry any justice whatsoever here though. Hahaha :')

[@captaincracker8980]

Chimp Scape haha that’s amazing really

[@lukegadd87]

I love those primal grunts you make when opening jars, Kay. Quite arousing.

[@paddymuppy]

Did you knock one out ?

[@streamsy9849]

play them a 0.5 speed, that does the trick.. ding dong!

[@rachelhudson4662]

Truly inspirational.

[@yourmajesty8913]

WhoDatLuke I was actually pretty turned on by it 😂

[@chromahx]

I thought she was sat on the throne!!

[@EhsanMusic]

0:11 😂🤣 full volume

[@hangkhuongmurderedvi5510]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jaelynrubyjanesooyaa565]

🤮🤮🤣🤣

[@wendychapman7027]

Oh god hahahaha I put the t that when I was on the train and everyone started looking at me 😂😂😂

[@AmyJenkins]

Yuck what is happening to her 😂😂😂🤢

[@jaelynrubyjanesooyaa565]

@@AmyJenkins Lee is doing something to her

[@rogerdracks1880]

I can’t understand a word she says

[@larryhoover789]

Its a strong Yorkshire accent

[@McPsychonaut]

Saddest excuse for a cooking channel I've ever seen in my life.

[@EhsanMusic]

🤣😂

[@jucylucy4719]

You may be a good little stirrer but you're not a good little cook are you

[@Efficks]

Kay should have stuck to stirring

[@LailaQ]

😂😂

[@shazzamuk1684]

A cooking show on how not to cook! i like her logic. Rock bottom cooking....thankyou uncle Roger for this gem.

[@aqdestinyv]

Now uncle Roger made her popular. 😂

[@hermenmacias1287]

HAha that’s why I am here!

[@hipeople2]

Sausages❌ Susages✅ Curry❌ CUERRYEH✅

[@cj280886]

The way she’s eagerly awaiting Lee’s opinion , like it was a creation of her own 😂 😂

[@pottersxl6178]

If im dieting and have to stay hungry I look at these videos and my appetite leaves my body.

[@PapaYaga1]

She's a sweet woman, I hope she's fully aware of the what people think of her cooking and happy to continue doing it. Because if it's just her son exploiting her and letting the internet mock her that is absolutely horrible.

[@hehehehheheheh9127]

She's racist tho

[@dreamy664]

heheheh heheheh How?

[@hassansaeed5661]

@@hehehehheheheh9127 what racist thing has she said

[@rivithkenula1339]

😳 why does she keep doing it when all she get is hate comments ?😒. She's such a lovely mom anyway

[@jonathansayers9964]

@@bawa8793 so what's curry wurst then big brain?

[@EhsanMusic]

Council estate food

[@LauraHill-ob8ms]

It is

[@LailaQ]

😂😂😂😂

[@saintvincent6359]

You did this 7 months ago Kay. Please don't keep on with these daft 'meals'. Make something that has more than 3 ingredients. Don't use jars/packets. Do something from scratch. I know you can do it!

[@soundsoffiction2456]

But she cant. She cant cook.

[@tarani5aviel]

@@-______-______- incorrect apostrophe use =/= spelling. Also she cant fucking cook. Just look at her fucking channel

[@legopachycephalosaurus6825]

Marissa Jackson lmao exactly Spelling relates to word and Grammar (the term they should’ve used) relates to apostrophes and commas and such.

[@tarani5aviel]

@@legopachycephalosaurus6825 guess you're right about that one

[@lkv429]

She’s a really sweet lady but cooking isn’t her best quality

[@quicky8442]

Did... She... Just... cook... the... sausage... ice... cold????

[@bellaw2150]

Im so glad youre not my mother

[@ChimpScape]

Hahahaha init! xD

[@whatisthat7874]

Bella W lmao that’s kinda hurt

[@MelPeters7]

I hope your mom's back home. I understand, It's been 7 years. 😄

[@DtylerComedy]

This is like a whole new genre, Horror/cooking tutorials..... I'm here for all of it too. I love it.

[@ImJustBizz]

Facts

[@zuzubels]

for god’s sake defrost those sausages first before cooking it.

[@EhsanMusic]

She likes it raw and frozen in the middle

[@chaomac]

Is Lee allowed foreign food? Thumbs up

[@yuka1367]

Sausages are still frozen

[@declanrogers2334]

Lmao sausage curry 😂

[@0122542]

Declan Rogers try korma sauce chopped cooked sausages in and pasta all mixed together its lush

[@bunnyneet]

Curried sausages are popular where I'm from! They're delicious. Not quite like this though eheh

[@BigMan-jc2lb]

All I I have to say I have sausages in curry is so very wrong.

[@justinwalker5742]

I'm sure this is attempted murder. I feel like I have a duty to send the police this video.

[@EhsanMusic]

Send her entire channel to the police

[@jucylucy4719]

She needs to be put away before there ends up being a mass murder if she sneaks her cooking in to parties

[@LailaQ]

Saying Lee shouldn't say about the dog yet you fed curley onions and garlic and it dies now you have ziggy. Doing the same thing. Animal services should be sent to your home

[@martinasmith9923]

Only if mr Gordon Ramsay seen this ooooooh God

[@justiceavengers1746]

There is not enough or the correct profanity in the entire world for Mr. Ramsey to react to this. He would literally just drop at the sight of this. Disgusting.

[@ilikemilkduds2063]

@Cynthia Baker lmao I sometimes struggle using the microwave but I could make better

[@ThatGuyLegend]

Gordon ramsey would shut the whole house down

[@ElizabethDebbie24]

If she thinks she can cook I would love to see her do a curry from scratch with all fresh ingedients. That is a cook all she does is combine prepare foods and a trained chimp could do tbat.

[@christinajackson3313]

Lee is an actual angel for doing consistent taste tests

[@TheLepke2011]

A cooking show with no actual cooking.

[@MrLynkz84]

For years I've told myself, 'you're not interesting or talented enough to have a successful KZbin channel', but then I came across this channel, with over 100k subs and I'm about to buy a camera and tripod.

[@seancoombes2896]

She is either on JSA or the biggest troll on KZbin.

[@beth8567]

She has universal credit and pip

[@EhsanMusic]

Universal credit

[@AmyJenkins]

ESA too

[@susanangelcakes5384]

she gets careers allowance too and child benefit.

[@amandawilson7412]

@@susanangelcakes5384whose the carers allowance for and whose the child ?

[@AmyJenkins]

Disgusting

[@TheJohnstonWong]

WTF did I waste my time for

[@MrManimal88]

So you cooked sausages on a pan, and heated up something from a jar.

[@idontwantknowledgeiwantcer4856]

😂🤢

[@kaylyn5079]

don’t shit on my girl kay

[@sitinursnowy731]

And then.. Poofff!! Currayyy is invented

[@claxisthebesta]

she single handily bonded germans and indians against her

[@marvinsworld6160]

“Serving curry from a jarrrrrr”

[@jeevandhape7551]

Your cooking is diabolical

[@stephenreed8142]

Kaye if you read the jar before purchasing it you will be able to tell how hot it is, don't you realise that? Otherwise fantastic food, shame you didn't cut the sausages up with scissors like you did the last time you did this. Also could you please provide a little more information regarding the preparation of the curry because it looked a bit complex.

[@DarkAwakeningPMC]

Stephen Reed just put it in a pot 😂

[@denisebrownstone1751]

I had to back it up and watch how to make the curry. I want to get it right

[@whatthewatthe]

well dang

[@screenqueen176]

Leave the best cook in the world alone!!!🙂

[@RadPaxOfficial]

kay I'm begging cook food on a lower heat those sausages are not done

[@donteven5712]

She put them in the pan FROZEN!! Of course they aren’t!!

[@boi7741]

@@donteven5712 Wait, You are not supposed to?

[@stefansmith]

@@boi7741 NO. If you fry frozen sausages, you either get raw centres, or if you really cooked them long enough for the centres to be cooked (15-20 minutes I'd guess), the outsides would be fried to an inedible crisp.

[@boi7741]

@@stefansmith oh thank you

[@henryjones8287]

What if you like your sausages medium rare?

[@FFS33]

"let's put some cureeeh on the sasages" =))

[@TG-ge1oh]

So it's not just me who's feeling bothered by the way she says it!

[@AnthonyDunlevey]

Store bought curry over sausages, very creative 😑

[@ChimpScape]

Frozen sausages as well! Lmfao! :')

[@yoeljones5544]

You've done sausage curry already! And when other people want something, you say "I've already done it"

[@bogdantureac4662]

the only thing I want in this life is to slowly fall on my face while attempting a glorious worm dance and get kncoked the fuck out just like my God Johny Walker! MICKEY MOUSE I LUH YOU!

[@DanielSmith-nd6tc]

@Billy Boy haha that had me fucking dying

[@M0N3YBALL3Ronosu]

#SAVETHESON

[@ianreptil]

0:11 It's the sound I make on the toilet after eating Kay's food.

[@gruu]

lol underrated comment xD

[@lpfanatic2003]

OMFG! That was awesome

[@scotie86]

Step 1. Cook sausage. Step 2. Open a jar of curry. Heat. Step 3. Curried sausages????

[@boomstick238]

This is the first edible food she ever made

[@brainfoodjunky]

are those frozen sausages? REALLY

[@jabercrombie4350]

Am i lost here?...she said curry and then poured what looked like spaghetti sauce in a pot.. was that a red curry?...in a jar?! And im sure ive never heard of sausage CURRY before😁

[@EhsanMusic]

She did put spaghetti sauce I think she picked up the wrong jar in the shop. Also never heard of sausage curry.

[@jabercrombie4350]

@@EhsanMusic o ok.i know i wasnt buggin

[@LailaQ]

​@@jabercrombie4350she doesn't know what she's cooking

[@DrSnoop-mx5fi]

For a second at the start I though Kay was having a heart attack, I wouldn’t be surprised her cooking is the equivalent to a radiation bin 😂

[@jamesmacleod671]

That's the sound her son makes a couple of hours later after eating that.

[@jaytandel7360]

Im soo glad my mum can cook

[@ladyofrage5381]

I swear she can NEVER get her words right or remember what she’s cooking 😂

[@nxhan3825]

WHO THE HECK MAKES SAUSAGE CURRY

[@beth8567]

Kay

[@tanzpenhalluriack3299]

We do curried sauasges in NZ but it's a creamy homemade curry and we chop the sauasges up don't knock to you try it😜

[@EhsanMusic]

@@tanzpenhalluriack3299 well its not come to the UK yet keep that shat on n nz

[@rafaelreyes9100]

No more metal spoons on metal pans...Someone's learning!

[@stewart8727]

makes no difference unless nonestick

[@TheChunder3]

Do you realise, you are a comedy genius. You had me gustering with laughter all the way through - love it!

[@Sniperboy5551]

I wish she would come back

[@dizzybatz]

@@Sniperboy5551she has another kays cooking channel which she posts very regularly on

[@erhicpatron7355]

SMH get this woman a cooking class gaddamn

[@ThEASbO]

Big respect to you Kay for taking the plunge and doing videos on youtube and showing your face more especially. A lot of people may criticise you for being wrong in your methods, and yes they are unconventional, but you have done it and you should be proud of them. Own it for what its worth! Honestly you have accomplished more on this platform than many of your "critiques" have so good on you. If i could suggest something, that is to continue with your videos and not only continue, be unconventional. This could be your flavour of KZbin content. Its 2020, 2 years since your last video. I really hope you are well and that you see this. Take care Kay.

[@seanpaterson9052]

I HAVE SHIT MYSELF WATCHING THIS

[@jennfernandez7091]

She literally just fried some sausages and warmed a jar of curry ... 🤦‍♀️

[@raccoonhatcity7627]

And?

[@ventedupload]

@@raccoonhatcity7627THATS NOT A GOOD FUCKING WAY TO COOK

[@yourlocallegend2572]

This is not hate it’s advice. But with the sausages they seemed to be frozen and cooked on different parts, I suggest turning down the stove the outside cooks slower and it gives the inside time to cook as well, that’s way it’s not under cooked and it’s not burnt either. ❤️❤️❤️

[@batman6263]

Hardly sausage curry is it?

[@aepet22]

Watching this channel knowing *full well* you would NEVER eat or make a damn thing this woman is making.. is an entire mood 💁🏽‍♂️

[@sorgy0564]

No disrespect, but u just heated up canned food and pan fried some sausages, where was the cooking.

[@shaunlittle2375]

This is why domestic violence is such a thing

[@AmyJenkins]

🤣🤣

[@kylegames2003]

You make dingle food

[@hollysarawr9226]

🤣 I cannot stop laughing, but what is dingle food?

[@fiftyplusfitnessproject9525]

Beautifully presented plate of food. Tender tubes of mechanically pressed meats, slathered in a rich blanket of curry flavoured sludge. Eat your heart out Gary rhodes.

[@filipzietek5146]

This is actually relatively edible due to minimal ammount of actual cooking involved in it's creation

[@ismailfardane3207]

At least she is trying to make food for her son . Dont cook again .

[@nmks4126]

How did her son even get this old?

[@ThatGuyLegend]

@@nmks4126 the radioactive toxic food destroyed his brain cells causing aging

[@dylanheta2477]

Stop cooking bro🤣🤣

[@spikenmike4384]

I didn't even know you could throw completely frozen meat in a searing pan and it come out ok. lmao Thanks Kay.

[@Runel25]

This is what they serve in prison on a Saturday 😂

[@j2edits534]

2:54

[@EhsanMusic]

She got pumped by Lee

[@susanangelcakes5384]

@@EhsanMusic 🤣 she went UHHHHH ohhhhh yeah ouch!!

[@LauraHill-ob8ms]

​@@susanangelcakes5384I heard that

[@JessicaRabbitX]

🤢

[@BeautygyaanBG]

how is this cooking wn u heat curry from a jar, as an Indian im offended, plz dont feed this to your son

[@liammaynard8183]

In all my years as a chef (14 of them) i don't think I've seen something this diabolical.

[@Gluzzer]

Liam Maynard that’s very rude liam.

[@DarkAwakeningPMC]

Hahaha

[@Usvaa]

If Kay took a shit on your cooking, Liam, it might be worth something.

[@DanielSmith-nd6tc]

@@Usvaa dam right Gemstone ;)

[@taveyoo8160]

The sort of weird family where the sons get put on a predator hunters video

[@kristierror3760]

Good lord sausage can be a curry

[@igabodkrain4005]

Jesus

[@hyperthermia1086]

Beautiful this is a work of art, I cannot describe in words the feelings and emotions kays cooking evokes inside of me. the beauty of kay, the look of the food. thank you kay, for letting me feel alive again

[@lfcbradley1]

@@JerzyShingo1234 no shit

[@rooplus4]

Can you do a hard Brexit meal Kay? A dish that uses home grown ingredients only...Get us ready for March

[@mariahpowell7078]

Did anyone notice that one sausage move...

[@yournan8107]

A classic. Often pick it up from my local Indian. Glad I now have the recipe so I can make my own😁 Thanks Kaye.

[@saucydaddy6931]

Your Nan you better be joking. This looks like sick that has been eaten, shat out, puked up and had probably raw sausages put in

[@parckercrissey283]

This content is incredibly wholesome keep being you

[@ElementryLennon]

So I just watched a 5min video of someone explaining how to fry a sausage.............

[@shinodaprime9182]

please defrost food before you put it in a flaming hot pan..saussages inside are raw, im 89.9% sure.

[@sugaapprovedmentaetorapinc3686]

Ikr

[@sridevivr8648]

COVID came to the world bcz of your food

[@LauraHill-ob8ms]

Oooo ahhhhhh yeahhhh wtf kay

[@LailaQ]

😂😂😂😢🎉

[@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz7964]

Discooooouuuuuuzssing

[@RingelpietzMitAnfassen]

FYI she actually tried to make 'Currywurst' a german dish that has been a traditional dish est. In Berlin in the 80s? I think. But the sauce is made out of tomato paste, tomato Juice, seasonings (such as currypowder, chili powder) and served on top of nice fried very long sausages. Usually you have it with a side of Fries. It tastes really good.

[@hamzaahmed4635]

As a South Asian i am extremely offended

[@elly.4286]

This channel is the whitest channel I've ever seen

[@epona268]

these videos need to be given to all uni students living in halls of accommodation because we have all cooked food as gourmet as this when payday hit

[@michaelcrosby575]

Kay is the Tommy Wiseau of cooks and I'm absolutely here for it. Keep doing what you're doing!

[@Luke-tt3dt]

This is a perfect comparison

[@ryancalming884]

"OH HI, LEE"

[@vjayez5647]

Sis literally fried sausages and boiled a pre made curry jar. Talent.

[@koffz-nl2118]

She can't cook yet she started a cooking channel. This is bollocks