SAW

[@devorafink352]

“Best friends were best friends” *grabs the biggest book in the house*

[@DaedalFactotem]

Devora Fink That’s how best friends do👍🏼

[@iexist8950]

It’s called surviving fate too

[@solus8685]

There's a big difference between "we're" and "were"

[@shadowshoesrequiem1925]

754 likes

[@tank3.095]

Something I quickly noticed while watching this is if you wait one second after the video starts replay 10 seconds so long as you're device doesn't load it'll sound like a truck revving its engine

[@Christirenee93]

"Oh. That sucks man. Kelly, we lost." Imagine how dissatisfied Jigsaw would be at this reaction.

[@allyma3]

IKR LMFAOO

[@bobraekevelt7953]

Lol yeah Jigsaw would have hated killing me, I would just be there like “FINALLY LISTENING TO A CREEP PUPPET TALKING IS WORSE THEN DEATH”

[@iampipbertiejanis]

John aims to make people better so yknow, if that's how you're better or something

[@JPike223]

i feel like he would understand considering HOW MUCH blood hes lost

[@Serenityalbee]

@@JPike223 well he's kinda... dead

[@urmom8483]

Imagine he’s actually in the saw movie- I would be dying of laughter

[@florian9907]

I would watch that, i would even pay my 48 bucks to see it if im honest :>

[@rae7071]

@@florian9907 same

[@octoberbronco4635]

It would turn into a comedy

[@EllieTheKiller]

I’d love to see him in a fan film of saw

[@EllieTheKiller]

Horror comedy

[@cryingalot5244]

Brandon is probably the only one who would just play along and not take anything seriously even if he was threatened to be killed

[@aldre4427]

Yea probably

[@dsgaming2100]

true

[@Z0rTh3Odd0n3]

Makes sense

[@Da_pie-rat]

Yo I’m the 1k like :)

[@vhs57]

Thanos from squid games lol

[@MizzK007]

*throws book* "And there's plenty where that came from!" *looks back at bookcase* “Its limited." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@autotechchick9332]

Yeah I love that part.

[@chickenpfft3306]

Also brandon "i haven't seen a book since i been here!?!?!"

[@NeonPumpkin]

The fact you used 7 emojis scare me. (EDIT: thanks to the reply's you helped me quite a lot)

[@besitos4mani]

@@NeonPumpkin The fact that you counted 5 instead of 7 scares me

[@The-Doodlebug]

lol best part

[@readswithmari]

“Hey what did you do today?” “I went to the park” “I went to work” “I threw books at manikins”

[@Sylveeeeaa]

Mannequin?

[@Coom42069]

@@Sylveeeeaa NO they said what they said😟

[@cvImpersonator]

@@Sylveeeeaa mannequin is a stupid word Manikin makes more sense

[@AlexZoom5608]

"You know the normal."

[@bearqueen2697]

Brandon when he's told to either take off a limb or kiss: *takes off limb* Brandon when he's not even being threatened: *takes off limb*

[@conk444]

I would do the same. Would you not?

[@Siamiso]

Connor Gordon who needs arms? pshhh not me!

[@The-Doodlebug]

chucks arm Brandon: *gasps* I know what to do chucks other arm

[@rainbowshugar2675]

Hahahhaha

[@derekperez7434]

@@The-Doodlebug ~ BbhU

[@cartertardiff303]

Only Brandon ever: takes both arms off, still has an arm to throw them both

[@AwesomeCat2012]

Yes, I was wondering how he threw the second arm. 😂

[@OopSnake]

It's okay though, he tried his best, and it's so funny

[@megannewton9158]

My theory is he threw it up in his mouth and used his head as a bat to hit it across the room

[@WATCH.ME.DIE.]

....you didn't wonder how he operated the scissors though?

[@gingerauraat9279]

@@megannewton9158 i can totally see that 😂

[@tonycos2354]

"Get outa heere" "Oh you're asleep, Hey!" *bookslap*

[@sashagandhi4306]

They way these camera angles are evolving. We're gonna get a oscar winning horror movie by October 31st 👀

[@user-ud9xc1hr3g]

Throw a couple of Dutch angles in there and we've got academy gold, baby!

[@fireruby1882]

The way

[@NuuttiRannanpaa]

You gonna fix your grammar by then too?

[@NuuttiRannanpaa]

@@SpinaBifidaMotivator well he does post every day, and no one can do both with quality or a lot of money.

[@Letty_critters420o65]

For real though!!

[@coldsoba8120]

Brandon: Are you sleeping? *throws book at him* Dummy:BIsH I WaS!

[@dahyunsblanket]

how is he sleeping now that he gets a book thrown at him 😂😂

[@coldsoba8120]

Dahyuns Blanket aha sorry just fixed it 😂✨

[@kingcharizardakaCX]

🤣🤣👍🤣 meeeee

[@shadowshoesrequiem1925]

800+ likes

[@coldsoba8120]

@@shadowshoesrequiem1925 ahah indeed 😂✨

[@menialfungus793]

I would like to say his acting is really good he’s literally talking to no one

[@roseloch2691]

I know!!! Its so well done. He's talking to himself... without himself even there!!!

[@kassandrarangel3690]

"¥oU NeEd tO ￦oRk Tθg€tHer" Brandon: proceeds to thow book every chance he gets

[@thisorthat7746]

I'd pay for a whole movie. this is cinematic masterpiece

[@kenziehicks3512]

So would i

[@steviebrown8386]

Yes please!

[@rylansvlogsandgames5456]

Sammme

[@soulharvester3442]

SAME

[@ericasgaming1606]

Same

[@splash_attack4526]

I would definitely go with Brandon I would rather die laughing than dying scared

[@laurenjerzak8526]

Me: beyond confused at Brandon's recent videos Bradon: let's give them a horror show

[@flowerpower8488]

@AL Cats when did he announce it? Do u have the link?

[@Historicalzino]

“And there’s plenty where that came from” *looks at books* “That’s limited”

[@rainyrogue1205]

someone literally said this but 1 month before

[@grahamhayhurst4645]

Nice

[@Historicalzino]

@@rainyrogue1205 oh- I didn’t know-

[@lynnzy857]

Hahahahha

[@eskachink]

Him : Sleeping * Wakes Up * Whispers* Are You Sleeping? HEY

[@eskachink]

Him: Who Sleeps With Their Eyes Open?!!?!??!!

[@eskachink]

Him: Alright What Happening..OH THEY GOT YOU TO KELLY?! *Whispers* What Did You DO?!

[@eskachink]

Him: Shut Up!...Him: Put Your Arm Up!!!!

[@eskachink]

Him: 3 Against 2,Kelly Your On My Team,

[@eskachink]

Saw:You And Your Best Friend Are Attached To A Box...Him: I Wouldn't Say Best Friends...*As Dummy Looks At Him* Him: *Slowly Grabs Books Behind Brandon*

[@cyphrii7531]

I have never been more confused while dying of laughter at the same time

[@urcooldoggy7327]

@killer the demon wolf YO SAME

[@jasleenbass9269]

Same

[@jasleenbass9269]

Same

[@thomasjefferson4800]

Me:laughing do death

[@Garfslover]

“Disobey and you will be punished” Me: ITS PUNISHMENT TIME!

[@cyaneyedinmydrink42069]

Pupupupu!

[@Garfslover]

@OneBigMood XD

[@Jay-gl9mm]

Please tell me you thought limbless hajime too-

[@cyaneyedinmydrink42069]

weirdo.jordin I did lmao

[@aoi-dorodere4594]

**Danganronpa music intensifies**

[@chillbakugo4115]

"Are you sleeping?" *proceeds to kill fake person*

[@Moose2425]

I'm laughing but that doesn't mean I'm not scared for your sanity

[@Tree_Lord]

"Once the timer runs out you will be forced to kiss" **Has middle school flashbacks**

[@izukumidoriya2061]

*You were forced to kiss someone in middle school?*

[@Tree_Lord]

@@izukumidoriya2061 *Uh- no, not exactly...*

[@izukumidoriya2061]

@@Tree_Lord *If you're ok with it, would you mind explaining what happened please?*

[@Tree_Lord]

@@izukumidoriya2061 I think I'd rather not this time.

[@olliescribbles]

I was forced to kiss people in middle school :>

[@hannahj6398]

Why did this make me realise how weird jigsaw is, trying to moral and shit like dude ur literally a puppet on a tricycle

[@IzzyAnthony]

“Wha-w-wha happened di-di-did I win?” “ *no* “ “Awh that- that sukcs”

[@jewelsforgems]

When he said ‘Times up’ my alarm went off. It’s definitely Spooky season.

[@orangutanlover6527]

“Yeah I threw my arm at you.” Faints

[@pjbulatao5713]

"oh you're asleep" *S L A P* 1:49 I can't I'm wheezing HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH

[@hoodww2edits]

1:26 it's crazy how accurately he threw the book when he got scared

[@TheoutsidersXHarrypotter]

"There's plenty more were that came from... It limited"😂😂😂😂😂

[@lucysmith7975]

Who knew a grown man talking to himself in his house alone, yet would make my day oh so hilarious.

[@therebelsheep5761]

Just another day on Brandon’s lost island where he talks to inanimate objects Edit: Thanks for 1k+ likes on a pretty bad joke.

[@Autumnfire087]

For our entertainment. And I have to say he’s the only one who isn’t obnoxious while doing it!

[@jacc.00]

It’s absolutely incredible

[@amb3.r6]

Jack M yessss someone speaks the truth

[@dori8833]

@@Autumnfire087 plot twist: he doesn't know the camera is recording and his FBI agent is recording and posting everything. He does this on the daily.

[@ru406]

makes my day SO much brighter

[@rebecca-mp1pd]

“You set this up didt you” *silence* *throws book* I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[@kylieaustin8327]

"Did I win?" "No." "Aw that sucks man. Kelly we lost." *Face plants. 🤣🤣

[@honeydrawseverything7951]

"The timer will stop" "Oh that sounds like a good thing!" "And kiss" "Oh..." *throws a limb*

[@shadowshoesrequiem1925]

DUDE U GOT 600 LIKES WTF

[@honeydrawseverything7951]

@@shadowshoesrequiem1925 HOLY JIGSAW UNDERWEAR I DIDNT SEE THAT UNTIL YOU REPLIED

[@shadowshoesrequiem1925]

@@honeydrawseverything7951 ?

[@honeydrawseverything7951]

@@shadowshoesrequiem1925 Yeah I didnt see this and frankly forgot about it- lol

[@swan7515]

@@honeydrawseverything7951 well now it's 700 likes

[@ed1t3d]

"Who sleeps with the lights on?" Me: I am actually CEO of the company...

[@alexisarton-powell7992]

W h y

[@ed1t3d]

@@alexisarton-powell7992 cuz im scared of da dark

[@alexisarton-powell7992]

@@ed1t3d Me too, but I turn off my lights and hide under my covers convinced of I peek out there will be a monster waiting to consume me whole being. It is very peaceful.

[@domeddd]

"I wouldn't say best friends" * mannequin sits up* 😂

[@amelliamullis1784]

i was so confused when the mannequin sat up

[@brendenpettit9989]

“There’s plenty where that came from....well actually there limited”

[@ellabradley3835]

limited....get it because he lost all of his limbs... limited ........ I crack my self up sometimes

[@brendenpettit9989]

Ella Bradley 😂😂

[@impossibleluke1276]

Lol I dieing

[@brendenpettit9989]

O O dying

[@brendenpettit9989]

O O lol your goid

[@avaboyd2656]

You and daz games should really do a skit together. You two would be so hilarious together!!

[@hopelindquist2588]

I love how brandon gets offended by the dummys no matter what.

[@chunkyfriedduc]

Brandon: Thats two against three, * has sudden realization * Also Brandon : oh we lost...

[@Donsole_bebs0000]

-Brandon- *snores* “Ah” *gives mannequin deathstare* “Are you sleeping?”

[@jessie52x8]

Brandon: yeah it felt a little one sided, he still got his arms and mine, he has all the arms I laughed too damn hard at this, its to early lol

[@aaronsimonjr9711]

let say the limbs were real and he was cutting them off. how in the world did he cut off that last arm?

[@verysadgoose2416]

he ate it off

[@ELA1N.CUP1D]

The ghost of his other arm

[@Phoenixqueen77]

with talent

[@yourlocalncrranger2026]

He’s a magic man

[@jellydrop3642]

Magic

[@Imaburntdorito]

I honestly feel like if Brandon acted in a horror movie it would make it 10x better

[@nf..1001]

Quarantine has got into him.

[@joanna7456]

1:49" are you asleep?" *slaps head with book*

[@elijahjr6209]

Hey it's what I would do

[@xhellokittyjinxx]

1:24 I couldn’t stop laughing “ get outta here “

[@kimmaxwell3874]

"Tis but a scratch" "We'll call it a draw"

[@fallenangels3319]

Yesss

[@meat_doughnuts3457]

lol

[@sarrinagordon5278]

👹: “U can only choose one weapon” Brandon: “ I’ll take this one” *takes all* (Edit: woww 😏thx for the likes😼)

[@Sillysunshine8781]

This is amazing 👏👏👏 Great job Brandon. How often do you actually see quality skits in youtube anymore? This takes time, energy, creativity, not to mention motivation.. I wanna see more of this soooo much

[@brooklynrichey783]

I really want him to make more Anyone agree? ⬇

[@_yxn_zxn]

Agree 100%

[@milleenadavis7037]

@@_yxn_zxn are you fakkkkkkeeeeeee???????

[@_yxn_zxn]

@@milleenadavis7037 No I am not fake

[@milleenadavis7037]

@@_yxn_zxn cool. I shall soobscribe

[@_yxn_zxn]

@@milleenadavis7037 Thanks

[@soapierkit6310]

“Are you sleeping” throws book on its face Me: well.. Not anymore!

[@ilovedrawing5457]

1:45 Does that not do nothing for ya? Oh your asleep *wacks him with a book to wake him up* that made me laugh so hard bc he hit the dummy with the book

[@ilovedrawing5457]

Like who just wacks someone with a book to wake them up? LOL 😆

[@ocarrasquillo14]

"I'll take this one" *grabs all of them*

[@brendenpettit9989]

“When the timer runs out you will be forced to kiss” Brandon: YaHAha, You set this up didn’t you. 😂😂 0:48

[@fluffibee9656]

I HAVE FOUND ANOTHEE DREAM SUBCRIBER WHY HELLO THERE I AM ONE TOO

[@brendenpettit9989]

@@fluffibee9656 lol yes I love dream

[@_yxn_zxn]

"I cannot believe you"🤣

[@brendenpettit9989]

@@_yxn_zxn 😂

[@strawsb3rry]

WHATS UP DREAM SUB

[@OppoTacoMan]

The fact he says sorry to jigsaw after throwing the book at him lol

[@minion_luvr_]

**chef kiss** This is a cinematic masterpiece

[@nzamudio9921]

Does the mannequin have a name or is it just like “guy I knew in college”

[@amychurch]

Covington is his name

[@morgandtv8380]

Covington

[@gillianrosser1983]

The dummy is called Covington

[@crochethooksandbooks]

Look what you’ve done... *you’ve started a chain* Covington

[@nzamudio9921]

Kristina no I haven’t who would do that Covington

[@unlikelygamer]

Omg I would love a saw movie where instead of the traps being deadly, they just force you into mildly awkward situations

[@georgialem693]

"the weap-" "Ah! *throws book. sOrRy" 1:27

[@suziyoohoo1422]

That's my favorite part!

[@TolkariusX]

I love that part😂😂😂

[@alexisstarr6662]

wha hap...wha happened...did i...did I win? No. awww, dat sucks man. Kelly we lost.

[@slurpoo4652]

Wtf shouldn’t you be making out with Alexander

[@alexisstarr6662]

@@slurpoo4652 uhhhh, maybe? Idk i mean, last i saw him he was with Eliza and Philip

[@slurpoo4652]

@@alexisstarr6662 oh- wait they are still together??

[@alexisstarr6662]

@@slurpoo4652 well of course they are. He loves her and she loves him, but he also loves me. It's basically a accepting love triangle

[@slurpoo4652]

@@alexisstarr6662 may I suggest.... ᵀᴴᴿᴱᴱˢᴼᴹᴱ

[@charlesm2003]

This should be in a real movie theatre.

[@scottyravioli164]

“Hey he took his off!” 😂

[@wolfform]

Wowww...there was better comedic timing, better camera angles and better acting in this short film than I have seen in so many of the AAA horror movies that have been released in the last 5 years. You go, dooder!! ❤

[@boop9888]

I want Brandon to be in a saw movie hut he writes what he says and the other people just have to go along with it 😂😂

[@fallenangels3319]

"Excuse me sir, no need for the gas ima pass out" Sir: *still turns on gas*

[@hattiesmith5782]

Those 3 dislikes are from people who were laughing so hard they missed the like button😂😂

[@sl33py._.h3d8]

0:12 - 0:16 Brandon: Oh they got you too Kelly? Also Brandon: what did you do?! *Throws book at the mannequin*

[@sadiejewitt8259]

No one: The Gas: HEyyYy

[@lorisimmons8008]

Covington is NOT a team player, it's times like these when you find out who your real friends are 🤪😁💜💜

[@willowbarrie7105]

3:15 this has been the longest 3 minutes of my life

[@lilmisssydnis1]

"And you'll kiss" *yeet* this is the best content I've ever laid eyes on.

[@shauncooper8725]

"Awww that sucks man, Kelly we lost." 😂😂😂😂

[@susanmanley4956]

I miss these. Make more of these Brandon!

[@nzamudio9921]

I think the quarantine has really gotten to him, but we still love him(Brandon and Kelly not the mannequin)

[@V2v6ean]

“Who sleeps with there eyes open” My sister: *sniff* *sniff* me Me: *starts laughing loudly*

[@bink5242]

Their*

[@SnakeyScales]

Brandon: oh you did that on purpose! manikin: comes closer also Brandon: GeT OuTa HeRe!

[@dulcinea5353]

I have never been so early I was just watching the clock waiting for him to post

[@maddy9781]

Samee

[@dkluffygaming3439]

this was sooo goood Jear Desus. pls let brandon farris make more of these

[@okraleon_262]

"Who sleeps with their eyes open?!" Gandalf and crazy people.

[@LegitYTph]

I SAW IT EARLY ..... no pun intended

[@cartertardiff303]

I'm Funny hehe I seriously thought about commenting this until I saw your comment so I’ll be nice and not copy it

[@karliebaum9321]

Brandon” did I win?” Monster”no” Brandon” we lost Kelly” then falls Me”😂😂😂😂😂”

[@christophersickman154]

Have you ever seen saw

[@karliebaum9321]

@@christophersickman154 is it an actual move or the one he did?

[@carlaronquillo8891]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂" I don't know what else to do?".."gazelle? Kelly we lost"😂😂😂😂😂

[@RiZUMU_music]

Man: "disobey, and you will be punished" Brandon: "hey he took his off! 😡"

[@annalieloo]

I watched all of the Saw movies when I was 8, but we don’t talk about that.

[@JohnWilliams-lj3hy]

Is it just me or did the mannequin blink when it got slapped with the book

[@savannahorgel9217]

Brandon is such a mood and i’m all for it

[@natnatcabs]

Ive never been so happy to be able to see something like this

[@cadence.forreal]

Him throwing stuff at the mannequin reminds me if Thor throwing stuff at Loki-

[@mackenziejohnson6557]

I love the end before he dies. Just “oh, that sucks...”😵

[@ernestoorozco-jimenez4966]

2:19 had me crying 😩

[@autotechchick9332]

It almost had me crying to.

[@taytheking_8662]

I’ve never laughed so hysterically while being terrified and confused at the same time

[@averyharrell1581]

This was very entertaining but also very weird

[@SB-yc2sv]

I love this, he makes it seem a little creepy but with Brandon being funny it just makes me laugh when he’s cracking jokes in the ‘tense’ atmosphere

[@pipernoseworthy8318]

Is no one gonna talk abt how he threw that book perfectly

[@lornamacleodx1465]

‘shut up’ then throws a book at the dolls head 😂😂😂

[@sofie2929]

Nobody: Not even Brandon: Me: Why is the whispering kinda satisfying tho

[@samwilde8311]

You, my friend, have discovered you like ASMR.

[@perdykool]

Yep yep. ASMR!

[@69_natalia_420]

I hate asmr but I think Brandon as saw was so nice!

[@kingcharizardakaCX]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@444Ryannsb]

"Get Out Of Here" *Shoves Toes In His Face* "He Talks" *Brandon Throws A Book At Him* Sorry!

[@3mperformance.e]

This. Is the most wonderful thing to be posted on my birthday.

[@stravaganza7616]

Happy (late) birthday!!!

[@3mperformance.e]

Laurien Den Hertog thank you!!!