Saxton Hale VS Undying Soldier

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

Vs Saxton Hale is programmed so that all weapons get their "on kill" effect when you hit Hale with them. So The Half-Zatoichi's health on kill effect on this mode is busted. Combined with the increased health and damage/crit resistance from The Battalion's Backup, you get a Soldier that's basically invincible

[@TehPlayer14]

This is true... however not for airstrike.... they forgot to program that (Edit: nevermind it does, after dealing 250 damage to hale... dunno why 250 exactly)

[@kyuketsukirook]

@@TehPlayer14 According to the TF2 wiki the Air Strike gets its on kill effect every 250 damage. So yes, it does work for the Air Strike.

[@thehero8573]

​@TehPlayer14 it works, I've used it

[@Eggmansland]

Fun fact in tc2 this technally also worked for 1 of pyros weapons until it got banned I think

[@BIGBADAUD99999]

(Red sun plays in background)

[@jeefberky9101]

Saxton Hale, arguably one of the most powerful men in TF2 canon. Vs. Soldier (he was told the US president was counting on him.)

[@lordofsandvich3630]

"I AM NAKED AND COVERED IN HONEY AGAIN!"

[@testcreeper3092]

​@@thatslegitsoldier did this in the comics

[@PuncherOfWomenAndMinorities]

@@thatslegit ^ is right tf2 comic "Cold day in Hell"

[@dannyyoroi1955]

@@thatslegitwhen he’s nude (specifically nude) and covered in honey he grows immensely stronger

[@gusfringfromfortniteuwu1648]

​@@dannyyoroi1955well hes always naked under his clothes this means that this soldier covered himself in honey and then put on clothes. Thats going to be difficult to wash

[@MVMborzoi]

The Hale trying to escape and soldier denying it is so fun to watch

[@flazzorb]

Hale: _Crickey this ones a doozey, I guess I might actually need to go and live to fight ano-_ Soldier: *NEGATORY*

[@Peter_Turbo4]

*IMPERIAL FORCE DEFIED*

[@ruileite4579]

​@@Peter_Turbo4*FACING 500 SAMURAI!*

[@dazedandconfused5711]

@@flazzorb As an australian citizen you nailed that lingo, convinced you were a true blue bona fide australian myself.

[@HD-hy9xy]

@@ruileite4579 *SURROUNDED AND OUTNUMBERED*

[@notsocrates5979]

Soldier was actually dying every time he got hit, he was just coming back stronger instantly thanks to Merasmus’ heart medicine

[@armyboy0579]

"You're taking my Heart Medication!?"

[@waterlessant5355]

​@@armyboy0579it's his "come back from death stronger" pills or something along the lines of that

[@asteroidrules]

​@@waterlessant5355Soldier thought they were normal heart medication.

[@serhio4275]

"Son, always remember: dying is gay" - Stblackst

[@biancachiang8460]

SOLDIER THOSE WERE MY LUNG CANCER PILLS

[@nf2m]

"if you know what's good for you, you will run" this voice line has never been more fitting

[@fishotic4237]

Soldier beating the snot out of Saxton Hale with the dull side of a katana is an energy I didn't know I needed

[@DuckieMcduck]

Soldier thought he confiscated ww2 Japanese CQC training material but it was just the first season of Samurai X

[@Edward3Nigma]

lmao, I never realised he hits with the blunt side

[@plum8719]

Bruhhhh now i cant unsee it 😢😢

[@razumikhim]

that's how it looks in first person 3rd person he hits with the sharp side

[@IHitMyKeyboard]

This is exactly what soldier would do and still win

[@MRswipez1]

a true samurai that fought til the end

[@amnesiac09]

real swipez

[@memele4991]

Baller

[@surrealtastic]

an AMERICAN samurai, even!

[@plasma2942]

What end?

[@SmrtkaTV]

indeed

[@coolgray6497]

man hes doing pretty good considering he's slapping hale with the side of his sword

[@jackhe760]

I mean it’s working

[@blasterman1000]

@ManaCloak It's like the hide of the Nimeian Lion from Greek Myth, no blade could hope to cut it. Hercules thought he was smart for choking them to death. Soldierai just smashes.

[@Evil_FunRuining_GayPerson]

​@@blasterman1000I mean.. he's smart.. if you can't cut a beast. Why not just.. not cut it

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@ManaCloak sounds like TF2

[@vida2559]

I have more than 1000 hours combined and I just now realised how Soldier uses the sword.

[@GMDTheOnyxGuyEizzX]

0:39 I like how Soldier laughed right before taking out the katana, as if he knew what's he about to do.

[@orangekid861YT]

rehehe

[@Boomblox5896]

0:50 I like how Soldier was crying for Medic as if he were fearing for the Medic's death at the burly hands of Saxton Hale.

[@Brown95P]

" I AM NOT TRAPPED IN HERE WITH YOU; *_YOU_* ARE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH *_ME!_* " - actual Soldier voice line from MvM

[@Oddball_1943]

*crazy laughter* -also soldier voice line

[@syouji185]

"I am a Robot. I am here to take over American jobs." -Robot Soldier

[@Grey-imposter]

"I am naked and covered in honey again!" -cold day In hell soldier

[@asteroidrules]

"If God had wanted you to live, He would not have created *me!*"

[@Grey-imposter]

@@asteroidrules *"MAGGOTS!"*

[@axilus_4012]

“I see now, you deny your sword it’s purpose” “LETS DANCE”

[@sakesaurus]

i was gonna comment this xd

[@hugoeliseu9750]

I was literaly looking at the comments to see if somebody had already coment this

[@ArcturusTheGreat]

Nah nah nah... "Time for your final interview"

[@Inferno144]

It yearns to bath in the blood of your enemies!

[@ConfirmedZer0]

Hesitation is defeat.

[@Controbizu]

"i killed your last medic, what you gonna do now" this mf: nuh uh

[@anthonyirwin6627]

"I am my own Ubermensch"

[@PNSee1994]

"I DO NOT HAVE THE PERMISSION TO DIE!"

[@mewmew8932]

medics are for cowards who deny their weapon it's purpose

[@FrostReave]

"Break all of my bones and maybe we could have a fair fight, maggot" - Soldier probably

[@Medic576]

Fr

[@badluck7286]

watching saxton hale, a beast that took down a Yeti with one punch, and laughs at any threat, run away from a madman with a long knife, is just so tf2 like

[@starduster5673]

madman with a long knife AND a trumpet

[@F0UR3V3R]

​@@starduster5673madman with a long knife AND a trumpet who isnt even using the long knife properly

[@mrfrog0913]

Well the yeti wasn't armed, I bet if I brought a knife to a boxing match I'd win too.

[@Koshian_Adzuki]

Saxton Hale: WHY WONT YOU DIE Soldier: American Spirit, it reignites when in contact with physical trauma, you can’t hurt me, maggot

[@aldiyarkuanyshbekov3465]

*Punch* Soldier: What did I just say?

[@NafedalbiFilms]

Bro really just facetanked Saxton Hale I’ve been using the Disciplinary Action + Battalion’s combo. Have I been doing it wrong?

[@asteroidrules]

It's like his father always said: "dying is gay."

[@Epic-Rodrigaming]

Soldier the undying Battle against a true Soldier-

[@rhino7464]

​@@Epic-RodrigamingBattle Against a True Mercenary**^

[@serafimalone8118]

This is the power of anime within his sword, which makes HIM the protagonist and grants plot armor.

[@theeaglemaster388]

This Soldier did not have permission to die, he's invincible.

[@benjamincharbonier9103]

2:15 "you can't run away from me, my engineer is faster" -soldier tf2

[@swordleader_anim]

2:13

[@billgamer856]

Dance*

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

​@@billgamer856 ???

[@billgamer856]

@@UH-60_Blackhawk Sorry do I know you?

[@HCR_]

@@billgamer856 are you schizophrenic

[@pchris]

That opening clip is crazy. A few holdout players are hiding in a room, the camera is shaking, some intense and suspenseful music is playing, the engineer and the solder are communicating just before hell breaks loose. The freakshow enters the room and their plan springs into action. Fucking crazy to watch

[@memelescream4796]

some jjk jumping type shit

[@SkrunkyTheClown]

Honestly, Soldier is scary enough as he is. Now imagining a soldier, running at you with an Ubered katana, full demo-knight style, is fucking terrifying

[@prosto_a_user]

Now i'm imagining SoldierKnight, with Charging Targe, Battalion Backup, AND Half-Zatoichi

[@shadowdragon7701]

Too many references that can be made here. I will say this though THE UNKILLABLE Soldier NEVER DIES i love sabaton

[@Am_Cookie2436]

He was told the President is counting on him

[@_c2]

​​@@prosto_a_userconch + 1/2 zatoichi is probably the closest you can get to soldierknight

[@bionicdragon5]

"I used to think my sword was a tool of Democracy. But now... now I'm not so sure. And besides... this is Demoman's sword!"

[@mrschizo2837]

"i killed your last medic, what you gonna do now" *_Take matters into my own hands._*

[@thedustydog6883]

Jesus Christ that's such a raw line.

[@NeonWasInUse]

*"Must I do EVERYTHING myself?"* energy.

[@demitrischoenwald1436]

I didn't realize that melee soldier with Battalion's was this busted

[@scumknight6074]

It’s not, these Hales were worse at melee fighting than the Soldier.

[@RealNikoPlush]

Even on community it's good The battalions I meant. Soldiers only use the escape plan on community

[@tf2tc2player]

its soldierknight

[@Hunter1393B]

battalion's is my go-to in medieval mode, good to see you can 1v1 hale with it now, soldier makes playing knight fun without having a busted charge

[@cameronballz6154]

Soldier's equivalent of Demoknight

[@waalew5336]

"You cannot run from me, my Engineer is faster!"

[@malthe236]

Real

[@GhostCrusher897]

I was looking for this 😂

[@armyboy0579]

I thought he said engineer is bastard

[@scarymonster5541]

2:12

[@undericel_SPT]

*shotgun* "WHOO HOO!"

[@MufflesTheGerbil]

3:55 "SEX WON."

[@JuanThaSilva]

XD

[@maplegaming143]

BALLS DEEP

[@Tc2Mechanicyessir-y9h]

Black yoshi?​@@maplegaming143

[@RaidriarTheRadicalKing]

the "my engineer is faster" had me laughing for a good minute. kudos on the funny

[@JARGUN145]

I find it funny people actually have found powerful "raid boss" builds for vs Saxton

[@fenorlex1126]

We need more bosses.

[@wackymulter]

​@@fenorlex1126Merasmus, Demo's Eye, Horseless Headless man?

[@ex-caliburn-real]

​@@wackymulterno, Vagineer

[@fenorlex1126]

All of 'em.

[@TheDragShot]

@@wackymulter some ideas: - Saxton Hale (super jump, saxton punch, comet charge) - Merasmus (super jump, lightning AoE, teleportation) - Monoculus (flight, missile barrage, teleportation) - Headless Horseless Horseman (wall climb, jumpscare AoE, demonkight charge) - Vagineer / Ninjaneer (grappling hook, ubercharge + super speed, 12s disposable minisentry) - Christian Brutal Sniper (grappling hook, jumpscare AoE, crossbow + 16 arrows) - Easter Bunny Demo (super jump, explosive egg barrage, demoknight charge) - Painis Cupcake / Gladiator Soldier (super jump, all-banner rage, demoknight charge) All bosses would have weightdown and goomba stomp by default, because they need it to fend against knockback.

[@cristiannahuelfodesco1403]

2:50 that fight was brutal. soldier, sniper and scouts against Saxton... the sniper didn't hold back, that sniper is not afraid of death.

[@reknostarfox4690]

I mean, slapping buff man with piece of metal, and a meat to death, while turret in 2 meters just being a support, it's kinda terrible way to die

[@fredrickcuriosity6368]

He didn’t fear death because he knew it wasn’t coming. He saw the katana

[@lightningfinger]

who knew a crazy man with a katana sword, rocket launcher and a trumpet with a helmet over his eyes, could defeat the one and only, saxton hale

[@Joeyisagonnawin]

I'm not surprised. A trumpet with a helmet over his eyes is an unstoppable force alone.

[@0kay_I_Gu3ss]

​@@JoeyisagonnawinSame here, can't expect the guy who teleports bread and still not die after getting slammed by the bread itself

[@whatamidoing6555]

​@@0kay_I_Gu3ssof course this same man has taken a whole bottle of "If you kill me I come back stronger" pills making him practically immortal.

[@asteroidrules]

This is the man who teleported bread for three days and subsists entirely on military surplus soup. If anyone could kill Saxton Hale, it's him.

[@melancall5960]

Crazy? I was crazy once

[@Jm-ki4su]

Hale really thought he could jump away, failing to remember a soldier's ability to rocket jump.

[@mrfrog0913]

What's better jumping, or *AMERICAN* jumping, the answer is obvious. No wonder soldier won.

[@_.Smileyface._]

"Remember son, dying is gae" -soldier tf2

[@mrfrog0913]

No, no. That isn't a quote from soldier. It's a common misconception. It's actually from Tzun Zu "the art of war".

[@Mettalus]

"If you know what's good for you, *you will run.* " The only threat in Hale's life that he gave some thought to. Clearly, however, he did not listen.

[@showtime6310]

0:06 Hale: "I've Killed ur last medic, watcha gonna do now" Soldier: "Observe"

[@fluffthecat2438]

I suppose this is the closest we'll ever get of a Saxton Hale vs Jetstream Sam fight

[@Ostr0]

Saxton Armstrong vs Soldaien

[@TheShinyFeraligatr]

The final boss of the Sam DLC though.

[@Mushroom38294]

Nah, that soldier is more like Armstrong "WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?" "Nanokatas, maggot! They heal in response to damage. I'M GOING TO LIVE FOREVER!"

[@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172]

I wouldn't be suprised that one of the very few people that could feasibly beat Hale in a fair fight would be Soldier. Making soldier into comic relief and then revealing that he is also capable of beating one of the strongest aussies out there is just perfection.

[@asteroidrules]

He did eat all of Merasmus's "kill me and I come back stronger" pills.

[@Ze_eT]

Saxton would not survive Soldier's Neck Snap.

[@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172]

@@Ze_eT he's an Australian, he'd definitely survive the snap. In the comics, even Australians that have been drained of their australium can survive being neck snapped and even neck fixed. Now imagine doing that to a man like Saxton who seemingly still has australium running through his veins.

[@deltaray3012]

Sure, Saxton Hale is cannonically the strongest man alive... but let's all take a moment to observed that the Soldier does more damage using the blunt edge of the sword since he swings a backhand with crits

[@asteroidrules]

Soldier is more than a mere man, he's an AMERICAN.

[@guynamedbob8374]

Saxton Hale: “What have you done?” Soldier: “Scorched earth.”

[@Luckymann1223]

*Proceeds to melee each other*

[@poobman6]

*Saxton gets mad and starts flying*

[@thesenate9939]

You have my respect for that reference.

[@WeFightForKarl]

You mean like Ark survival evolved?

[@polarbearhelmet9214]

@@WeFightForKarlthe boys reference, not the worst ark dlc

[@gbyjrjn]

The old unofficial mode had a good mechanic, where Saxton's rage would just straight up stun everyone in an area as a ghost on Halloween maps does. However, I can also see Hales making one crucial mistake and it's trying to tank all the damage. The key is to make the defenders think you are advancing and make them lose resources, while actually retreating and then come back for the key targets, such as medics, engies and busted combo-players like the soldier in the clip.

[@the_Red_Star]

the fear rage was a terrible mechanic, lol it just gave hale free kills on the 3-4 unluckiest players nearby. you could never pull off these kinds of plays on old hale unless he decided to be nice and not use his rage.

[@gbyjrjn]

@@the_Red_Star I disagree. Actually skilled players were able to kite the rage for long enough or hold Hale down with either Heavy's rage, timely Uber or just play close to the ledge to run away. Of course he would stomp a few weaker players down, but it also gave him a chance to deal with more or less the only player that mattered, like this soldier, or a cheeky engine, abusing a high cornered location with a sentry and a wrangler, that he's not supposed to be in in the first place.

[@SolarLight]

@@gbyjrjn The slam instantly destroys sentries and other buildings in a large radius and the charged punch lets Hale go the skybox. The brave jump doesn't have a cooldown anymore so Hale shouldn't really be going into enclosed spaces until he's already killed everyone in the open areas. Basically, Rage was replaced with the slam ability which is arguably better against sentries, and said sentries now do very low amounts of damage Then when it comes to dealing with this Soldier, all you need to do as Hale is just brave jump into the skybox until his buff runs out and your fist starts glowing, then you can land on his head and either goomba stomp him or insta-kill with 1 punch

[@ninjaslicertheguardian6433]

@@SolarLightThanks for the tip :) full of game knowledge (specifically DEMOKNIGHT) this man is. (Love your vids btw)

[@OMGYOUARER8GHT]

I just tried it in my first Saxton gameplay,not bad but I still need to learn about the skill moves

[@spoopa7733]

Battle Against A True Soldier

[@urbainleverrier1]

Soldier the Undying

[@povyouretiredbutdontwannasleep]

Sheer Strenght vs Sheer Determination

[@Cyan_Scug]

Sheer punches of Australian veins vs a literal guy who in lore is as dumb as a 5 year old yet can kill an entire army if he wanted to

[@СергейЗахаров-р8ч]

Soldier of justice

[@Makitru]

Fuck you beat me to it

[@melancall5960]

2:17 tAkE tHaT sAxToN fAaaaaaaaaaaiIllL

[@penteller7636]

0:09 "STANDING HERE, I REALIZE, YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY."

[@sakesaurus]

no it's more of a THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHED THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD

[@frag2]

2:27 the 360 is crazy

[@Talok55]

"I AM NOT TRAPPED IN A FACILITY WITH SAXTON. HE IS TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME! " -Soldier Tf2

[@watersomic]

1:03 "IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YA, YOU WILL RUN!" "cheers mate you got it"

[@Randomyoutuber-4831]

Wait: wears red, likes swords, can heal faster than people can damage him, completely insane. THE SOLDIER IS DEADPOOL!

[@babi7090]

2:36 I’m not trapped with you, you are trapped with ME!

[@justabaron2686]

Of course soldier won - he's the only one that can say negatory and he also has an infinite amount of buckets.

[@Foreskin-Bandit]

Dang, so Black box, Backup, and half-zatoichi?

[@manuelmedina7594]

It works quite nicely in the community cash servers, glad to see it work out in casual

[@ThatNoobKing]

The -Tank- Saxton Buster

[@moltven5357]

black box prob not necessary

[@VentA_7]

@@moltven5357 it’s good for the saxtons who run in fear from you

[@GreedyDrunk92]

​@@manuelmedina7594wdym in casual? Saxton hale is community mod, isn't it?

[@yaboiendgineer1989]

I love that last clip, the way Saxton runs away on 20 hp and the soldier just stands there it's like I can hear him saying "now what"

[@КтоКто-о8р]

Saxton hale: why u dont die?! Soldier: nanomachines son

[@alexwhitney3136]

While Saxton Hale wrestled wild animals in the wild Soldier studied the blade

[@flamingscar5263]

Saxton: "I KILLLED YOUR LASSSTT MEDIC" Soilder: "I am my own medic"

[@RedtheDerpyBoi]

2:12 "YOU CANNOT RUN FROM ME MY Engineer IS FASTER"

[@malthe236]

Real

[@cogdestruction]

That's basically grog nozzle melee zero

[@toothpick7084]

I can't live with myself knowing that this combination of words makes sense to me

[@zifer123]

That would be kunai spy actually

[@willi526]

@@toothpick7084 are we broken

[@goodvibes4891]

@@willi526 we were just built the right way

[@genericasianperson6405]

​@@toothpick7084explain lol is it borderlands?

[@GamingWithSpy1W]

"You will not be missed" my favorite line

[@JeremyFinch42]

You know it's serious when the Hale player starts running away.

[@eliann944]

You can't hurt me, Jack.

[@Markiz93]

Not even Saxton's super punch can kill backup Soldier.

[@MoofiedTF2]

i'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me

[@panzer_tank]

"I am soldier the undying" -solder the undying

[@Cornking_vippy]

3:54 dude chat is wild

[@thelastbwead]

S## won!!

[@juguetesylocuras3075]

Ex.​@@thelastbwead

[@datbanan2717]

i feel soldier is the only merc crazy enough to just fight saxton hale head on and have any chance of not dying instantly

[@bishop659]

This does make sense as soldier is the best merc to go to Saxton and not give two damns about the blows he’s willing to take

[@Karina-winsmore]

From my experience, fighting saxton in melee is usually a good idea. Even if you die - you will contribute massive amount of value with knockback keeping him in place for other people to shoot at. Not to mention buttload of damage. My class of choice is buttburner pyro. If he fights me - i knock him back and do massive damage with melee. If he doesnt fights me - i burn his butt for massive damage.

[@goldbedvids8580]

buttburner lmao

[@FumanyuX]

Spoke like a true noob

[@theonejackal89]

Ironically, getting in a fist/melee fight with the strongest man on Earth is actually the most viable option.

[@saltygibus5746]

​@@theonejackal89Because, as we all know, Australians have a massive boost in power when you fight then unhonorably.

[@saltygibus5746]

​@@FumanyuXWhat? This guy's come up with a smart idea using the game's mechanics, how is that noobish?

[@Stoopid726]

“I killed your last medic, whatcha gonna do now” Famous last words

[@spiffy3430]

Soldiers the only man who can be more efficient swinging a Kitana dull ended first

[@spookyboye2160]

Soldier and Demo in the second clip, sworn enemies teaming up to defeat an impossible foe… showing Hale the true power of Team RED, the Backup Battali- er, trust

[@Music7Ada]

They are actually good friends, Soldier and Demo

[@ATBZ]

@@Music7Ada specifically blue soldier and red demo tho, the relationship between the red soldier and red demo is pretty much non existant

[@Music7Ada]

@@ATBZ ah, my bad

[@yocapo32]

@@ATBZ Honestly, considering how the comics gave BLU Soldier's backstory and characteristics to the RED Soldier, I just go with whatever is funnier at the time.

[@CharaDreemurr_Undertale]

​@@ATBZsadly admin ruined it, i find it really sad that such a good friendship broke up because of their jobs.

[@Ace-in8qr]

I've been telling people in my Hale games that this is busted and lo and behold I find this video, haha. The moment I found out about the Zatoichi's health on hit thing I knew immediately what I had to do.

[@Aereto]

Conniver's Kunai should also activate on hit, supposedly.

[@OmegaRC59]

@@Aereto that's not an on-kill effect, it's on kill+backstab, same as most knives except the big earner. Not sure if the big earner follows the consistent rule here though (on kill = on hit for speedboost)

[@rivy-lurk-869]

@@OmegaRC59 Big Earner activates as long as you kill a person, no need for backstabs, actually is very addicting to go gunspy with it since you can keep popping shots and then end the combo with a facestab for another speedboost

[@JadeMythriil]

Truly a Revengence moment.

[@Ostr0]

Why won't you die because this isn't my sword 🌚

[@tophatter7700]

3:15 I am not trapped in here with you, you are trapped in here with ME RAHHHHH

[@mr_bob303]

bro did a 360 spin 2:26

[@UrBoyToast]

the soldier shouting perfect battle commands while doing this makes this 10x funnier

[@hrishikeshnair586]

Theoretically this could be possible in canon, since Soldier did eat those Kill-Me-Come-Back-Stronger pills. Given how many times he keeps dying he could well surpass Heavy and Hale one day.

[@Dan86130]

"Foward!" "If you'd know what's good for you, you would run" dude is a menace Also, what combination of buttons did you press at 1:33 to fall like that? 99% of the time i killbind my corpse loses all momentum and falls like a brick.

[@Mega_idk]

A friendly reminder that meleeing Saxton as any class is a good idea. Yes, even Scout. The knockback is insane enough to throw Hale off his game for just a moment, allowing you to keep running from him or regain space control.

[@Crimson1Bloodhound]

“FREEEEDOOOOOMMM!” -Soldier, just before killing Hale with a samurai sword

[@H00st0n]

Strongest Australian vs Weakest American

[@paladin_au]

Weakest Australian Vs Strongest American*

[@painandsuffering962]

​@@paladin_auig you don't understand it

[@paladin_au]

@@painandsuffering962 you don’t understand my comment

[@painandsuffering962]

@@saladrat ik bruh

[@ESALTEREGO]

@@paladin_au thats not how that joke used, you dweeb

[@ericlefeld8059]

knowing that this was a common tactic in freak fortress community servers, these hales havent learned to run away fron this trap

[@slyllamademon2652]

Soldier: Doktor shut off my pain inhibitors.

[@ThatOneInkIing]

Who would win? A buff Australian with super human strength or a crazed American wielding a katana

[@zagoat9384]

"YOU CAN NOT RUN FROM ME, MY ENGINEER IS FASTER"

[@chants_s]

try medic melee, just stock melee or reskin, the speed of medic lets you juggle them without getting hit by strafing back and going forward to hit, ive gotten like 6k damage with medic melee

[@spookyscarylamppost3431]

​@ManaCloak Ubersaw gives you 50% Uber on this mode, so you only need 2. He's talking specifically about juggling Hale forever by crit knock backs, which wouldn't work with the Ubersaw due to it's 20% slower firing speed.

[@chants_s]

@@spookyscarylamppost3431 You're correct, I have tried the Ubersaw + Quickfix to heal back all hits done to me, but the swing speed makes it impossible to juggle and get the good damage I had before. (Best maps for this are nucleus and skirmish at the spots where there's a roof and a wall, maybe even a corner to make it way easier to juggle.) Though I have not tried the amputator due to the less damage (152 crit damage) but it heals way faster to be able to survive multiple hits.

[@sticky0159]

I remember doing this with a bunch of soldiers with Concherors, Buff Banners and Battalions Backup. Hale couldnt kill anyone of us because every melee just fully heals and overheals any melee that the nearby soldier was doing.

[@CoyoteMao]

VSH is awesome because it gives more utility to the items typically thought of as underpowered or downright useless. The Half-Zatoichi is rarely used on Soldier, but here it's basically OP. Same with the Eviction Notice on Heavy.

[@skulit4648]

He remembered that dying is gay

[@INKDOGGYRBLX]

Bro really said "Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken I've even forgotten my name I don't know the season or what is the reason I'm standing here holding my blade A desolate place (place) Without any trace (trace) It's only the cold wind I feel It's me that I spite as I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be blood (blood) shed (shed) The man in the mirror nods his head The only one (one) left (left) Will ride upon the dragon's back Because the mountains don't give back what they take Oh no, there will be blood (blood) shed (shed) It's the only thing I've ever known Losing my identity Wondering, "Have I gone insane?" To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly height and never realizing why I fight" ☠☠☠☠☠☠

[@EliteCameraBuddy]

jetstream sam

[@motharchenemy8549]

man fought Australian Armstrong and WON.

[@EliteCameraBuddy]

@@motharchenemy8549 lol

[@desko2041]

MGR fans try not to copy paste lyrics challenge

[@Ostr0]

Standing Here I realize that you were just like me trying to make history...

[@ThomasWatson-zd7jz]

This man literally went fist to fist with Saxton and didn’t get disintegrated

[@Scatmanseth]

“AMERICA WINS AGAIN”

[@doge_sevens]

Common soldier W

[@NimDaBlue]

"Son Always Remember Dying Is Gay."

[@awfulcontent8071]

Lore accurate Soldier

[@Unfunnyguy2763]

Saxton hale gangsta untill the soldier injects himself with determination

[@aaronidehen3040]

2:55 half expected the ' they jumping me' meme to go off ngl

[@animasimples0716]

Saxton Hale? More like a Saxton's "Fail"

[@Ostr0]

More like Sandvich Hale

[@asteroidrules]

He did not have permission to die.

[@superseniorgojo-z8w]

“for 4 minutes and 11 seconds, the soldier is effectively immortal”

[@XramTheFunnyMan]

I killed your last medic! What ya gunna do now! Soldier:Be my own medic

[@kyotanaka920]

Local homeless man studies the blade, kills strongest man alive

[@Genther]

YOU CANNOT RUN FROM ME MY *ENGINEER* IS FASTER!

[@geraldspoonsman8411]

3:30 better to taunt after your victory than before it. You look silly pumping your fists before the finish line and then have someone zoom past you

[@halowaffle25]

Any time you win as Hale in this mode feels less like a victory on your part and more like a giant failure on the part of the defenders. I feel like they HAVE TO have like an 80/20 advantage.

[@someone6754]

soldier:"IF GOD WANTED YOU TO LIVE.... HE WOULDNT CREATE ME!"

[@zpainr00ls]

We absolutely need to see more of this strat, especially if we get a team full of these soldiers

[@olixx1213]

Too many melee users is Bad because melee is janky(your teammates can eat your melee swings)