Saying A LOT Of Things As Lancer: THE SEQUEL!

The lost SALOT Episode! Several months in the making! Tis finally here! I hope you enjoy it!
[FEATURING]
Lizzie Ray as Susie / lizzieray
Animation and Thumbnail by Tobi Duran
/ tobiduran
[MUSIC]
Vs. Lancer but it's Megalovania by MIDI SLAPPER
• Vs. Lancer but it's Me...
Rude Buster V2 Remix by Nick Nitro
• DELTARUNE - "Rude Bust...
Scarlet Forest Remix by DJMykah
• Deltarune - Scarlet Fo...
Lancer Remix by Nick Nitro
• DELTARUNE - "Lancer's ...
SOCIALS!
Twitter - / quizzique
Twitch - / nightowlquinn

[@BOB-pw4vi]

Susie: *doing stuff* lancer: *kicks down the door* Susie:”WHAT THE HELL LANCER?” lancer:”want a break from the ads?”

[@I_love_space.]

The phrase “it’s a beautiful day outside” is also said by asgore when you first meet him in a neutral run.

[@John_The_Eeveechu]

Things every character likes: Kris: Moss Susie: Chalk Lancer: Salsa Rouxls Kaard/Lesser Dad: *MAC AND CHEESE* Ralsei: Yes

[@yagirlpsypug]

This video was amazing! Thank you for giving my comment a voice!

[@hunterwilliams9837]

Hey lancer

[@CHAOS_CLOWN.]

@@hunterwilliams9837 hello funny bone man that goes da da da da da da da da da da

[@PacifriskYT]

This video makes me very happy, and I'm glad my comments (and every comment for that matter) made it in. Also I am kinda surprised the video itself didn't catch on fire from the motorbikle

[@azgoodra]

Our perky, petite peachboy has returned to us all to eat salsa and get into some wacky situations! *And he’s all out of salsa*

[@TheManOfManyNames.]

(Sorry that it has not much lancer, but still) Spamton: HEY, [[Card]] BOY, DO YOU HAVE ANY DRINKS IN THE [[50% off all fridges!]]?? Lancer: Yeah, in the fridge. Jevil: Hey, puppet boy, grab me a glass of malk, malk. Spamton: WE DON’T HAVE ANY [[Malk]], BUT I CAN GET YOU SOME MILK. Lancer: That’s what he just said. Jevil: Yeah, I just want some malk, malk. Spamton: NO, YOU”RE SAYING IT WRONG. YOU’RE SAYING “[[Malk]],” LIKE IT’S A DISEASE. Lancer: How do you say it, then? Spamton: I’M SAYING IT THE WAY EVERYONE OUGHTA SAY IT, [[50% off fully natural milk]], M-I-L-K. Lancer: Right, like 2%! Jevil: Right, whole malk. Spamton: NO, [[No]], NO. SAY [[Milkshake]]. Jevil: Milkshake. Spamton: OKAY, NOW SAY MILK. Jevil: Malk. Spamton: ARE YOU HEARING THIS, [[Jack of Spades]]?? Lancer: Yeah! Lancer: The man wants a glass of mulk! Spamton! [[Mulk]]??? Lancer: GIVE HIM THE MULK, SPAMTON! King: Lancer, my sweet pumpkin, inside voices please. Lancer: Sorry, dad. Lancer: My secret boss friends… Jevil: PUPPET BOY! Jevil: POUR ME. A GLASS. OF MALK! Spamton: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT [[Me]]?? Lancer: Just give him the (Tier one swear word) mulk! Spamton: YOU GUYS AREN’T EVEN [[Saying The Same Thing]]!!! Jevil: WE’RE ALL SAYING MALK, PUPPET BOY! Spamton: *pointing at jevil* NO, YOU’RE SAYING [[Malk]]!! Spamton: *pointing at lancer* YOU’RE SAYING- *insert gibberish* Jevil: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Spamton: SHUT UP! SHUT. UP! *spamton has equipped the Pipis.* *lancer pulls out some spades!* *Jevil takes out the devilsknife!* Lancer: You better put it down. Jevil: DON’T DO IT, PUPPET BOY. Spamton: YOU’RE GONNA [[Shoot me]] IF I SHOOT MYSELF?? THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY [[Commonsense]]!!! *lancer and Jevil aim their weapons at theirselves.* *insert constant clamoring about their weapons* Spamton: I AM GOING TO [[Suicide hotline]] OVER THIS! *more clamoring* Spamton: [[a]]

[@greenishot119]

Rouxls:do you see this?(pulls out rock) Lancer:what's that a rock lesser dad???? Rouxls: NO it's a dwarf-stone Lancer:dork-stone? Rouxls:you disappoint me.

[@mokaosordorica7363]

This is a certified Lancer classic

[@wardenohellmonday5449]

I was half listening. This one came on. I half paniked half Vietnam flashedback. 1:49

[@GigachadHGDYDBHDB]

as a big spade king fan. the first one hurt my feelings a lot. but it was worth it for the epic laugh lol.

[@stickbottuber49]

Fellow Spade king fan here, alot of these made me sad, but it's honestly hillerious either way

[@ellaabrantes-darcy8201]

King:how do I look son (King in a terrible meme shirt.) Lancer:you look like your about to tell your Roulxs not to go to come to the castle tomorrow.

[@Gear07]

MOM LOOK I'M ON TV!

[@MiniKittyChan]

Yes you are

[@tropicalbytsanity7845]

Thank you so much for including me in the video! This is my first Salot thank you!

[@PacifriskYT]

Me: believes that I have a good sense of humor and can handle jokes easily Also me: loses it to the Lawnmower one everytime I watch this

[@ChaosEnthusiast]

dude srsly

[@PacifriskYT]

@@ChaosEnthusiast yes srsly

[@ChaosEnthusiast]

@@PacifriskYT im kidding it gets me too lol

[@DanielLynchYT]

⁠​⁠@@PacifriskYTdude really srsly

[@PacifriskYT]

Yeh

[@Weeping_Roses...]

My heart jumped when my comment was put in there, I'm so happy! And the voice acting was amazing as always! Amazing! ^^ The comments in the video were so funny! Xd

[@lino985]

Yessssssss. I’m very excited

[@gingerinkgamings4227]

Part 3 Susie:HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD Lancer:I HAVE NO IDEA

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

Lancer implies he does not need to fight god to become him.

[@rohanwilliams2057]

Lancer: they can't leave their cells Susie: *pulls out axe* HIPPITY HOPPITY YOUR SOUL IS NOW MY PROPERTY!

[@Masterjoe1705]

Kris : is that a moterbikre Lancer: no I’m too young for a motorbike Susie: then what is it Lancer:I just set a normal bike on fire Fire intensifies Lancer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@ChrisHinners008]

Lancer being genuinely concerned with the 3 hero’s eating habits

[@noteglitch5032]

1:50 and 6:48 cracked me up . (Continuation of 6:51) Susie: Math , more like meth cuz i need a bunch of it to go on with my life after the lesson . Kris : what ? You take drugs ? ... Gimmi some .

[@poggergod6126]

"so that's why I didn't see my dad in it" got me dying

[@sacredtonality]

Lancer: *singing Big shot with spamton* spamton and lancer at the same time: NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT BE A BIG BE A BIG SHOT WORDS I LEARNED TO SIEER THE POT!

[@Sniper_Bird_real]

1:56 * LEVEL TEIR THREE SWEAR * HELP I DIDN’T KILL ANYONE

[@Frisknchips18]

You going places, dude! (Just subscribed)

[@signedoutsorry]

RK: Lancer whateth are you doing? Lancer: I’m talking to the jester underneath my bed. RK: *looks under the bed* Lancer there are no jesters underneath thou bedeth- Jevil: Hi. RK: WHAT THE FU-

[@silaswalton3366]

* kris asriel frisk susie chara and ralsei are talking * * lancer smashes through the wall on a motercycle and is heading straaight towards them * everbody : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA * they get flung onto the motercycle * * the motercycle starts zooming across the room * lancer : DAD WAS RIGHT I DONT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE! chara : lET ME DRIVE * asriel starts crying * kris ; WERE GONNA DIE!!! lancer :AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ralsei : i will help! lancer : oh look a wall! everbody : AAAAAAAAAAAAA * meanwhile... * toriel : wow our kids are being really quiet roulxs : these-eth are sound proof-eth walls mrs goat-eth toriel : well i think they are fine * distant screaming *

[@nuttylittlebuddy]

I love this so much 😂!

[@rebeccadyches5066]

He may not have a kitchen but I can imagine him having a mini fridge and an easy bake oven.

[@Blocky_lol124]

1:49 I thought he was going to swear

[@benmas9662]

Lancer:dad where's mom:Lancer dad:she's in pri.:spamton:give me your (heart shapes object) and you'll get (kromer):Lancer dad: WTF

[@Kingminosprime38]

L: hey Susie S: yeah L: any clue why kris does not talk? S: (lore resons here)

[@Potato72080]

1:09 I know this video is from a year ago, but I decided to comment that Revtrosity was here

[@Liam_AS]

0:34 HIGH GROUND

[@Kingminosprime38]

K: (walking) L: bang your dead K: (game over here) S: I wonder what lancer is doing L: toses the club away S: hey why is lancer sleeping L: (idk) King: lancer what is going on here L: kris is sleeping King: oh wait what’s that over there King: is a weapon kris has been killed Ld: incoming! King: lands in the forever box Ld: tho is now here Ld: feeds kris candy Kris: starts flying Kris: dies Ld: thus is dead do not worry Random gaurd here: hey guys S: leave Gaurd: ok fine god Jez- epic png explosion here S: anyways Ld: let me chec- PNG explosion here Kris: I think kris is dead K: who killed kris J: it was me Everyone that’s alive: gasp J:yes I did it like this thows a jevil wepon at a ralsei J:that was a joke J:it was (spin) you Everyone that’s left gasp L:how did you know J: I didn’t that was a joke to Evryone else: ahhahahaha J: dies in the background L: it was me who famed over kris Kr: but why? L:becuse your a lighter L and k: fight here words only L: kris be dead agin K: (uno reverse) L: dies S: well I’m off to kill my self watch and Lea- jumps of clif

[@Liam_AS]

4:52 LAWNMOWER

[@Kir-bea13]

lancer: OI kris: ? lancer: oh it nothing kris: (turns back around) lancer: OIIIIIIIIIIIIII- susie: SHUT UP lancer: kris: *you start to wonder why you became friends with lancer and susie lancer: hey susie! susie: what? lancer: susie minus the ie is sus! susie: (pulls out a baseball bat and bonks lancer with the baseball bat) kris: *you start to wonder why your even still here

[@Liam_AS]

3:33 I Like Your Cut G

[@ToppyDreemurr]

I missed the premiere but I loved this lmao

[@makalasisty8813]

Is nobody going to talk about how Revtrosity was just casually in the video?

[@LosOcmasoriginales]

1:20 XD me río o lloro? Dios, me estoy riendo tanto XD lo siento mucho XD do I laugh or cry? God !! I'm laughing so much XD I'm so sorry 1:49 OOOOOHH LO DIJO! LO DIJO! OOOOHH! HE SAID IT! HE SAID IT!

[@Liam_AS]

1:49 SANS

[@supersonicawesome7666]

3:34

[@John-fs1nr]

Skidoo skidoken your neck is now broken

[@Liam_AS]

1:16 AsdfMovie

[@Liam_AS]

1:05 Claustrophobic

[@-s0m30n3_unkn0wn-]

Bring the comments*A whole stack gets yeeted in my face*

[@nothingness5119]

I need spamtom in my life

[@Hyperlooptheplayer]

NOICE

[@Liam_AS]

1:58 Hole

[@PuffyPinkSpirit]

1:57 A TomSka skit! :3

[@Gear07]

Requested by me (: *Ya welcome-*

[@zoeymorris7981]

Hi VerilyVee can you do salot as ship undertale kids and Mr.Error

[@Permanent_default]

Lawnmower

[@Mylenapony]

Damn I made that comment a long time ago

[@RTM_random]

👍

[@LancerSpade]

Ho ho ho!

[@xD00TD00Tx]

Poggers

[@nicholasreddy8181]

C H E E S E

[@cuddlebetter9526]

wHAT VERSION OF UNDERTALE IS THIS-

[@alainrivera2476]

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