Extended Outtakes: My Pickle Provider Has Pleurisy

[@alexfelton5299]

You: My boyfriend has a cold Me, an intellectual: My pickle provider has pleurisy

[@tezix5172]

one of top comments but STILL it's underrated

[@zaxtonhong3958]

I saw this comment 8 months ago Boyfriend = pickle provider I get it now

[@ethansmith9065]

What if my wife has a cold? Pickle partaker?

[@Julian-ie3jz]

Ethan Smith Wife is pickle pleasurer

[@WaveWarrior98]

"where are your magic powers now, magician?" Made me actually laugh so hard I fell out of my chair. Thanks boys.

[@secretsecret9164]

This bloody pumpkin eating coupled with that black and white slasher skit is proof that Brian is made for show biz

[@danlerch8680]

Also a fine reason to put a bayonet on your spud guns.

[@grahamfraser1990]

Or they smoked some dank ass weed.

[@bkofford]

Colorado School of Mines used to have a pyrotechnics degree. When I went there a graduate with that degree would come back for every homecoming and put on a fireworks display. This consisted mostly of dynamite and mortars being lit off in the middle of the football field while we were in the stands. The dynamite was loud and made an impressive flash. The mortars didn't have the bit that launched them into the air. They just went off in the middle of the field and the burnt out embers landed on us. I don't appreciate any other fireworks show I ever go to, because the things are going off way farther away than is strictly necessary, and that was the magic of that guy and his degree. He knew exactly how close to shave it without maiming us, and it was spectacular in a way I don't think I will ever again experience in my life.

[@Sarm8]

"I like learning!" will now forever live in my mind

[@Richard-dl3rt]

Behold, the man that will eat the innards of a pumpkin, drenched in fake blood, but won't eat pickles.

[@fablesguykol3025]

Several month old fake blood*

[@lich.possum]

does brian do birthday parties? not magic, the psychotic blood soaked pumpkin eater

[@Nenona1200]

"someone's going to have to explain this to his kids" You know I think his kids are just gonna be like "yeah that's dad."

[@isaacmiles-watt2758]

Who you gonna not call? LEGEND TESTERS!

[@sheop874]

Where's your profile pic from.

[@twilightzone39]

I just realized I watch Modern Rogue for the same reason I used to watch Mythbusters. Two dudes screwing around building and doing shit to prove a point all while being funny. Except I think modern rogue is funnier. But Adam Savage is still a god

[@Ragnarock227]

They NEED to get Adam on this show! XD

[@mistertwister2000]

MR is typically funnier because: 1. They have more creative freedom. Mythbusters was tightly controlled by TV providers who made sure every joke and test was okay for TV and that everything they did fit into a half hour time slot. The Modern Rogue is far more freeform in what they can do, and videos can be as long or as short as they need. 2. The Modern Rogue isn’t edited to keep you watching through commercial breaks. Even when watching Mythbusters on Hulu you can get exhausted with the way they constantly cut away before the action, it was edited to make sure people watched the entire show. Again, the MR crew don’t have to do it because you’re watching a KZbin video, you can skip forward if you want. The editing feels tight and clean, not done up for TV. 3. Brian and Jason have real chemistry. Adam Savage has gone on record multiple times saying that he and Jaime (Jaimie?) weren’t friends, merely coworkers. They respected each other and worked together, but they weren’t anything closer than mild work acquaintances, even by the end. Brian and Jason, meanwhile, are genuinely good friends. Their banter is much funnier because they have similar experiences and get along so well, to the point that even ads and scripted bits are better because they just know how to make each other laugh. Even the guests are typically more at ease and willing to joke with the guys because they just seem so friendly.

[@fegelein1981]

*Awkward Pause* "I like learning." I died 🤣

[@micahphilson]

Oh my God, yes, I love these outtake videos even more than the episodes themselves!

[@andressanchez5007]

Same

[@Zebrivrainland]

You guys should fix up the Haunted Bus, pick up people from the episodes, (Trevor, the BJJ coaches, Evan and Katelyn, the Beerists, etc.) And go on a road trip across the country. I would watch the hell out of that series.

[@PAPO1990]

OMG YES, A Modern Rogue and friends road... NO. Rogue Trip would be AMAZING

[@Selrahcthewise]

A modern rogue trip? Eh eh?

[@bulletslime5704]

the modern rogue drive the desert bus

[@jimmytesta1454]

Don't forget the emts they'll definitely need them

[@azazel1667]

3:45 Jason says “you take 6 memories with you into the afterlife, I think that’s one of mine”. I actually contacted him to see where that quote came from because it really stuck with me. He told me it was from a book his wife read called The Joy Luck Club by Amy Tan. I know this video is old but if anyone hears that and wants to know where it came from. Here you go.

[@pixlplague]

10:00 I'm just happy I'm not alone with these kinds of fantasies...

[@micahphilson]

It would be so worth the prison time, though!

[@therocknrollmillennial535]

14:30-17:01 needs to be used in some new horror movie. That was some A1 acting, Mr. Brushwood.

[@darkinertia2]

I LIKE LEARNING!

[@RaketenKuhGewehr]

Cool.

[@Tunkkis]

"I'm using a hammer..."

[@magicalbob958]

Didnt realize these existed, going through a really hard time right now, and these are giving me some major smiles😁 thank you so much. I used to learn tricks from scam school to impress my mom, now I'm watching modern rogue to help me cope with her death. Love you guys, keep laughing💛

[@jeremygustamente7374]

Soooooo I've been watching the original channel for a good while now and I just started watching the outtakes on this channel. I think I love this as much as the original channel!! Keep it up team!

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

"It's packed with Tannerite" LOL

[@snoman18x]

15:10 This is the the Lovecraftian moment of the Modern Rogue that I never knew I needed.

[@ilichiregius2884]

(Jason Murphy) "Someone's going to have to explain this to his kids." I say they are going to need therapy after watching this episode.

[@aymonverheij1863]

its true that i dont understamd the refrences but they way you make eachother smile is entertaining enough for me

[@Raidou591]

on 22:38, When Brian says just in case, I like how Evan, Katelyn and Brian has "face shields" on except Jason and he puts his safety goggles on and doesn't care of the slightest what could happen to his face except his eyes and the area around it.

[@vexinglex4996]

7:35 - Jason's incredible Body Snatchers reference.

[@PaulyM856]

7:34 I want that Jason scream as my ringtone. XD

[@gracesews876]

I need a gif of Brian putting stuff in his mouth and Jason saying "Oh, yes we are professio- no no spit that out." from Lilo and Stitch ( don't kill me I can't remember the exact quote)

[@captainnwalps6689]

“where’s your magic powers now Magician?”

[@ChielSomsen]

Brians laugh at 7:00 is the best ever!

[@kiro9291]

Brian's laugh is great in general

[@ChielSomsen]

@@kiro9291 absolutely true

[@mandothing506]

Jason’s probably the designated driver

[@Elz_und_Elz]

Hey did you know that’s napalm

[@kaarpiv375]

A pumpkin that has been bombarded with radiation. And salt. The salt compliments the flavor of the pumpkin.

[@ghettospacefsh6251]

This is much longer than I thought it would be

[@TheRealAlpha2]

Much like Even&Katelyns cannon!

[@Vrilnigga_88]

That’s *not* what she said

[@darrellwillis4871]

Brian: Bass drop *R U N*

[@Ac-cl8iv]

1:08 Classic 😂😂😂😂

[@10_Bit]

5:45 - oh God... RIP Shwood's intestines 6:00 He keeps going?? 😂😂

[@Azrage]

Don’t forget 15:30

[@milhousevanhoutan9235]

"It's none of your business whether Jason Murphy drinks the booze or not" - amazing response to all those comments.

[@dldpal98]

I would love to see Brian's wifes reaction to the pumpkin eating

[@Syl518]

Brian sounds like an NPC that has one line at the end of every conversation "THAT'S YOUR CRUCIAL MISTAKE!!!"

[@EchosTackyTiki]

@14:45 Brushwood looks like he just got done butchering some lost hikers with a hatchet and I'm starting to think that someone should contact the Sheriff's office.

[@michaelhoward2076]

I can’t believe this only had 1.4k likes. I was laughing all alone when I found this

[@michaelconnelly6405]

16:03 Jason.... I don't feel so good.........

[@JackBarlowStudios]

I’m sure Brian got some use out of the new septic system at the compound.

[@jmjs-es3eh]

why was Jason the only one without a face shield

[@Ham_Slammus]

14:47 This video is sponsored by The Walking Dead: Mobile Game. Get it for free today.

[@Brodysseus]

You kidding? Spuds is probably the most famous Bull Terrier ever. And the Noid came back.

[@rianrushwood1426]

The funniest part is Brian has a wife and three kids

[@10_Bit]

3:20 was this filmed?? I would like to see it 😂😂

[@ka_ekim7277]

I didnt realize this was outtakes. I got 6 minutes in and im like "What the actual hell is this video"

[@wreams2964]

Thumbnail is at 4:22 title is at 13:53

[@demont7574]

This makes me so genuinely happy

[@dannybrysonjr7241]

11:00 lol

[@a.j.b.8491]

"Yeah. Why you gotta judge me?" 😂😂😂

[@AnomalousZoologist]

Where can we hear more of Jason's singing, he's pretty freakin' good. XD And I get plenty of your references, they're not THAT old.

[@alberttetley]

brilliant episode

[@upinarms79]

After that whole changeling thing, I'm starting to think you guys sometimes drug Brian up and then follow him around with a camera just to see what happens. If you don't, you probably should.

[@Brodysseus]

So watching this after the one where they basically get heat stroke in the warehouse with no AC. Makes more sense that way.

[@chance0chance100]

You know it’s gonna be a funny video when Jason looks homeless in the thumbnail

[@PAPO1990]

Spuds Mackenzie was a Futurama reference right? see I got it ;) OMG I thought the actual episode was good, but this was possibly the best thing ever.

[@RootbeerDingus]

Spuds Mackenzie was actually a thing for Bud light in the 80's

[@MrPitobean]

Pleurisy is basically mild asthma I’ve had it my whole life

[@justinfrasure3494]

let us not discuss how drunk I was when I started laughing uncontrollably. That's immaterial.

[@_texan306]

Brian has been assimilated by the changelings!!! NOOO!!!

[@brycelynch2138]

This is the most disturbing thing I've watched in a long time.

[@darrellwillis4871]

@11:33 It'd be great if y'all had like a homemade dagger... especially if there was Styrofoam involved XD

[@blackmarya]

I've had pleurisy, your right it's where the two linings of the lungs get infected, become inflamed and rub together when you breath, it suuuuuccckks! Sounds and feels like your breathing fine gravel. And can develop into pneumonia and kill you. 0/10 wouldn't recommend

[@zekromeon607]

The guest, think his name is Kevin, says "Don't point at a human." My immediate reaction; "Jason should grab it, and aim it at Brian, to... stop a certain thing from happening."

[@MrApotator]

I LIKE LEARNING

[@JS-wc4xs]

She speaks! Yeah

[@snodingamer]

It's honestly amazing how off the handle this channel gets

[@Ragnarock227]

Wasnt the issue with the blowtorch in the pipe like that a case of the gas needing to mix with oxygen before it could be ignited? Stoichiometry I think is the term?

[@alexelber2003]

With all the zip ties and duct tape you guys use, you should join the cast of Roadkill

[@rashadnagi7531]

...... I LIKE LEARNING!

[@jacobthompson1682]

Aww, that dark ass Crow comment even gets an edit in this extended cut.

[@juniorjr4229]

Hey does anyone know how to make a nuke covered in gummy bear blood and the tears of children?

[@_Bumby_]

3:35 Same 😂😂😂😂

[@Zeldur]

Oh, gamecube. Finally a reference I get.

[@jacobcasmus1882]

lmao "And then prison"

[@EchosTackyTiki]

This Spud's for you.

[@jac-co9je]

I got to the homemade knife at 1:33 at night with a knife in my hand

[@Drippy_swung]

I have yet to laugh at these outtakes

[@benjaminlewis3903]

THEY DID A COLAB WITH EVAN & KATELYN

[@RebornRockerVids]

I remember when Jason hated hipsters 😂

[@davidphillips2259]

She is lovely xxxxxxx

[@jordandenn7326]

Earliest ive ever caught a video 😂

[@JayQuek]

11:00 big oof

[@dak4465]

Yaaaaay

[@nixe117]

I feel like I'd get along well with Brian and Jason lmao

[@zaxtonhong3958]

That's your cruicial mistake

[@tiboveuchelen6112]

when mom finds poop sock: 3:35

[@babyrudds3793]

Go away

[@bigchooch4434]

8:15 MAYBE. Silencers made without a tax stamp are only illegal on firearms (airguns and potato cannons are ok) BUT some places classify potato guns as large bore destructive devices, BUTTTTTT it also depends on their use. In this case, it would probably be fine, the ATF or local police would likely only take issue if you were using it in a threatening manner, or shooting people. I believe Texas DOES classify them as DD's, but again, as long as it isn't "designed or redesigned" (intended) as a weapon, you'll most likely be ok.

[@seanhampson4126]

#contemporaryvagabond

[@grahamfraser1990]

Cut the bottom on the pumpkin you tools! Why remove the fibre from the eye ?

[@jek__]

Lol the censoring

[@aidynwyatt5415]

@I Like To Make Stuff

[@dak4465]

I HEARD WHITESNAKE

[@shafermullins7962]

Bet they don't read this comment

[@SuperJhon360]

I .... I just unsubscribed. my god

[@BrandtHughes]

Any particular reason? Or... just because?

[@SuperJhon360]

@@BrandtHughes no I was just joking I don't mean for it to come off as serious

[@BrandtHughes]

@@SuperJhon360 😱 these goofs are getting too subtle for me to follow, haha

[@ThePongles]

Am I first? Or am I just first to comment? Or am I neither?

[@Raidou591]

What the hell is this black magic?

[@darrellwillis4871]

First first