Scary You Cannot Beat Us Commercial for Nintendo

[@1andonlyzara]

We are Nintendo. Resistance is futile.

[@YonderYoshi]

*You will be assimilated*

[@superepictoadbros6898]

Nintendo with fan content

[@hoovers3770]

No wonder i bought a Nintendo switch

[@SwaggerSonic]

Zakarey Mathew Jaymes *do not resist.*

[@moisesmunguiafalloutmoises112]

Not until i had something to do about it

[@VGGBrayden]

The “You cannot beat us” is quite accurate because a lot of NES games were REALLY HARD

[@johnathanbruce8227]

Yeah but did they have to be terrifying while saying that?

[@Howlingburd19]

*Looks directly at Ninja Gaiden*

[@VGGBrayden]

Also Ghosts N Goblins and Battletoads

[@ConManOh7]

@@johnathanbruce8227 it’s just normal Japan making the weirdest ads like the e one where the kids scream and have a mental breakdown when the McDonald’s SpongeBob toy says NIGGASPONGIBOBI and it was an ad for McDonald’s that features kids freaking over that one time the man said to the boy “listen here little boy I will find out where you live and I will take you into the jungle and cut off your pp and tape it to a woodchippar

[@anunknownperson4018]

@@johnathanbruce8227 *proceeds to beat up the tv*

[@kirbysuperstar5494]

I'd like to imagine that Mario sends this to sonic every now and then just for the lol's

[@ryanandre3928]

I still prefer sonic

[@VictorHernandez-nl3sg]

*Sonic when he see this* AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@GreenVanInc]

Lol

[@ChaosRayZero]

And then Sonic sends him back one of those McDonald's, Spaghetti O's, and/or Progressive Insurance ads he cameoed in. =^p

[@esoto0781]

What the hell is why

[@SE_2607]

If you think about it, this was technically the first time Bowser spoke

[@augustoreinozo5938]

🤯

[@Normalsbplayer]

he spoke again in mario Sunshine for gamecube

[@sawyersimonetmixelboss5095]

As well as the duck hunt dogs and Lakitu

[@sunsetlover123-y7c]

**GASP** _"HONEY, COME QUICK! THE BABY IS ABOUT TO SAY HIS FIRST WORDS!"_ y̶̧̗͍͕͖̌̓̾̊͛͂̈́̕͜ǒ̷͍͙̮̱̻̯̱̥͛ű̵̯͖̭͋͂͛̈́̈́ ̸͕̻̍͊̃̎̏̔͒̓͝ć̶̢̣̞͓͍̺͖̬́̿̈̊̏͘ą̴̰̺̥̓͂ņ̵͕̞̝̲͎̳͇͔͛̈́͋̓̋̚͜n̵̰͚̋̎͗̉̈́̇͘͝o̷̩͋̏͠ṯ̷͑ ̵̡̣̰̳͕̹̗̭̗̽͋̑̉̈́́̽͗̌͝b̵̙̖̱̦͙̻̬͙̾̿̓̍̅̾̀͝͠ͅę̸͎̖̠̦̘͙̩̽̃̄̈͂̐̈ͅa̸̧̠̥̓̆̂̀̾̀̎̌̎͜͝ṱ̴̡̗̳̯̬̫͊̿̂̄̔̓̐̓ ̸͇̟̎́̊͋̑̑̔͘͝u̶̩̭̠̙̲͍̽ŝ̶̡.̷̨̧̛̼̞̗̱̒̀̌͆̉̒̉ͅ

[@Bowsersvideos2.0]

And the green thingy

[@guywhoateallthepizza1031]

"The Moon Landing was fake, it was created with CGI" CGI at the time:

[@power6487]

Ngl that's so accurate

[@pringdude8070]

Even funnier cause the moon landings were like 20 years back before this

[@power6487]

@@pringdude8070 yea did CGI even exist like after the world before?

[@andyroobrick-a-brack9355]

@@power6487 It did if you have no intellect.

[@power6487]

@@andyroobrick-a-brack9355 I meant did it even exist at that time or even as good as the CGI in this video?

[@hooviridis8388]

There's kind of a double meaning behind "You cannot beat us" 1. It could be referencing the difficulty of the games on the system 2. It's a message to their competitors at the time.

[@tbwmv]

Or it could mean 3. We're minors.

[@larrysegie9783]

@@tbwmv what

[@seangiglio]

I’m pretty sure it’s challenging their audience to beat the games by using reverse psychology

[@hooviridis8388]

@@seangiglio Just adds even more layers to the phrase!

[@yeeoof1995]

@@seangiglio they do say 'we challenge all players.' they're effectively telling the audience to attempt to defeat them, and then boast that they cannot be beaten. it's effectively a 1-2 punch, if that makes sense.

[@theiotahimselfidkwhy]

1980s: Scary NES Commercial 2023: Popular FNF Song

[@supergoofyboi6]

we are nintendo.

[@supergoofyboi6]

ultimate tv game system

[@supergoofyboi6]

we challenge all players

[@supergoofyboi6]

YOU CANNOT BEAT US!

[@supergoofyboi6]

Even with your robot partner?

[@Crimson-Hat]

If you had told me like 10 years ago when I first watched this that some crazy people in 2023 would remix it into a 10 minute song for a rhythm game, I wouldn't believe you.

[@ReflectionInTheMirror-ok9vz]

Lma-

[@Mysdibule0962]

I would've believed about a source remix being inserted as a purposely long and impossible song for the most known rhythm games 10 years ago. FNF? Teeny-tiny bit- - No.

[@krmKB]

Lol

[@GABZIN_YT_OFC]

Man Fnf vs mario madness, this guys ho create this mod is a genius man, i finally watch this

[@WhoTFIsBillybob]

tf are you talking abt

[@juicedup14]

I liked the British duck hunt dog. Wish he had that voice in smash bros.

[@JMaxwell85]

juicedup14 You cannuh bee us.

[@Koridai011]

this ad is from Australia

[@olly1732]

Dog:can you pass me some tea please?

[@barrysteakfriessimp_real]

i thought he sounded more australian-

[@austinstylish215]

Someone should make a mod for duck hunt dog

[@sirknight4981]

The guy from the "You Cannot Beat Us" commercial joins the battle!

[@youcannotbeatus1818]

yes

[@YonderYoshi]

Oh shit!

[@ScoutSunset]

No that guy is a Assist Trophy

[@bubblespowerpuffgirls3502]

@@youcannotbeatus1818 youre hired

[@theallseeingegg]

Sakurai: No, but he can make a good assist trophy

[@Tarkus_H]

Characters in order of scariness: 5. Lakitu 4. Bowser 3. Duck Hunt Dog 2. Gyromite Smick 1. Mr. Creepy McStealyoursoul. (human guy)

[@QueenofTaterTots]

Iambic Pentameter I don't find Lakitu scary cuz he doesn't even look like the real lakitu in the game! he looks like an angry diglet!

[@I.ll_Think_About_My_Name_Later]

+Iambic Pentameter The Human guy is Reggie

[@coffdrop77]

+Vincent Ta His body was ready all along.

[@I.ll_Think_About_My_Name_Later]

SlimVeggieBros Google: did you mean: Reggie?

[@dianaphthisic7559]

+Vincent Ta who was that business guy

[@maxleavitt8199]

Bowser: you cannot beat us The background: Mario hitting the axe

[@MrMajorLeagueGamer]

Mario didn't let that slide

[@Trafficallity]

that was mario not you

[@Purplesubmariner]

But the princess is in another castle...

[@Lou-yf1jo]

@@Trafficallity bruh

[@boyll248]

We are Nintendo. Lower your shields and surrender your ship. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. You cannot beat us. Resistance is futile.

[@knightofarkronia8652]

YOU BELONG TO US. YOU WILL BECOME LIKE US. YOU WILL BE UPGRADED. UPGRADING IS COMPULSORY. ALL ELEMENTS THAT RESIST WILL BE DELETED.

[@tehValorin]

NINTENDO: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US SEGA: TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG! *awesome Genesis soundchip music starts playing on backgroung

[@tehValorin]

Sam Renckert, knowyourmeme.com/memes/all-your-base-are-belong-to-us

[@christophercarey3232]

@@knightofarkronia8652 Exterminate!

[@RedZeshinX]

@@tehValorin "WHAT YOU SAY!"

[@GreenTengu97]

YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF NINTENDO'S ATTACK

[@timelord2052]

Lmfao giygas 🤣

[@rapogirl1391]

Ness used "PK JESUS!"!

[@rubywelcher9805]

I LOVE EARTHBOUND!

[@coemcoem7070]

It deals 5 HP of damage

[@PokeyMinch1]

@김파루루 who doesn't know that?

[@mauigio]

I WAS A KID BACK IN THE 80S. THIS HAS NEVER AFFECTED ME. EVERYTHING IS FINE. YOU CANNOT BEAT US

[@Say_Syce]

they got him they got him

[@Gvair22]

It didn't freak me out either

[@CountryballstudiosYT]

Same but every time I watch it, it seems kind of “off”

[@bulbiez]

@@Gvair22it makes me cry for some reason

[@RBLXGUNNER]

*Y O U C A N N O T B E A T U S*

[@doctahwahwee4289]

“I cannot beat you? Good. I don’t wanna.” -Caddicarus

[@PaypsAgain]

He has the right idea

[@StrobeFlashLite]

So Bowser directly worked at Nintendo? I always knew that sneaky bastard was up to something.

[@Odds15]

Umm... something about the future... umm...

[@jupiter9099]

Yeah, about that...

[@MegabyteMii]

Your comment was prophetic.

[@revirtual1532]

HE'S THE PRESIDENT NOW

[@fedorjavagamer]

This guy predicted a future...

[@angryboi595]

Imagine if the human guy saying "you cant beat us" was added in smash.

[@karlispovisils5297]

Duck Hunt alternate victory screen

[@Eonix2]

Good news

[@DrewPicklesTheDark]

This game's winner is... You cannot beat us Nintendo commercial guy. Nintendo commercial guy: "We are Nintendo, we challenge all players, you cannot beat us."

[@fluffyfox3360]

Aka satan

[@timohara7717]

Nintendo bowser boss fight irl

[@prod.icemarisso]

I use to think this AD was terrifying but I look at it now and see it as genius. Nintendo is saying you can't beat their games cause of their difficulty, but it also comes across as a warning to competition, it's even more relevant today as Nintendo is still wiping out it's competition, multiple games of the year, classic consoles and even a movie on the way. You really can not beat them.

[@DmanDice]

thats exactly how I took it. Nintendo is always 2 steps ahead even today. I think their latest theory came true that graphics can only go so far before theyre pointless. These other companies think porting last gen games are worth buying an entire new console for.

[@Gvair22]

The quote has two messages. First is about difficulty of games. And second Is the answer towards their rivals PlayStation and Xbox

[@nothilton4943]

Nintendo: *_ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY_* ​@chadchadly904

[@DmanDice]

@WTFAREUDOIN420 Sure Nintendo does it but its not their new consoles entire selling point.

[@SquallyCoin5664]

@@Gvair22It’s answer to Sega*. PlayStation and Xbox weren’t around at the time.

[@tysoniacrypoid575]

“You cannot beat us.” Speedruns: Alright buddy.

[@GATRIXCONDY]

Nintendo seeing this comment:kzbin.info/www/bejne/laDLpYeOl75mrZIsi=b3O-SgvsChlexyEE

[@slayjay5741]

If I was Shigero Miyamoto and I saw this, I would: 1. Fire the people that made the commercial 2. Scream into a pillow 3. Take it off air immediately

[@tinesger5989]

I Remember, In New Super Mario Bros. 2 Development Miyamoto Fliped a table.

[@ZackExplorer28]

@@tinesger5989 seriously? over what? XD

[@klowell19]

@@tinesger5989 well for being a failure despite the fact that there remixing the SMW boss theme and bring back Reznor and the racoon leaf

[@MKTB22]

@~ Cosmic Eternity / Ashley ~ wow you posted this 20hrs ago

[@Mrmeoggy]

Actually its a great ad, Its just the animation is bad.

[@thischannelisoldsubscribet905]

Bowser: "You cannot beat us" Mario says otherwise

[@jdb2002]

But now a Bowser controls NOA.

[@MeeM23445]

... *stands up from chair* *goes to the bathroom* *screams while taking a dump*

[@UltrashadowGames]

Here from nostalgic critic

[@charliechaplin852]

@William Hendry NoStAlGia CricTIC

[@serp022]

CRITIC!!!

[@UntalentedBrick]

NC too much?

[@pants1800]

*chokes on shits and farts*

[@buongiorgeRenatoLiguor]

0:19 GOSH I LOVE HOW HE SAYS "robot partner?" HE IS ACTUALLY CONFUSED OF WHAT HE IS SAYING

[@saltapple2769]

even with your… robot partner?? 🤔

[@buongiorgeRenatoLiguor]

@saltapple2769 lol

[@themonsteraddictmmxvi1564]

This is what Nintendo sends you when they catch you on copyright infringement

[@cgrpshephardw4456]

Who the hell thought this was a good idea for a commercial

[@Mr.Maguro]

after this video my brain rebooted it dint turn off it dint suspend IT F***ING REBOOTED

[@lanzro-hym8911]

a sinester tyrant who wanted to take over the world with video games, I'm glad that his/her plans were apparently foiled.

[@OliGaming-d1u]

Seems like Nintendo and marketing always made 2 .

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

Apparently Dire Straits and Shigero Miyamoto.

[@olly1732]

CgrpShephard w the well designed characters are the cloud and the dog

[@doctorjones300]

That game over sound at the end gives me the chills. So discouraging.

[@nickclashbcommander40]

I agree. I found it pretty unsettling myself!

[@robodale]

@@nickclashbcommander40 The fact that it’s also low pitched makes it way more unnerving.

[@BePostiveStayHydrated]

Game over low pitched

[@SpicyGregPowers]

there has to be a reason why i searched up this ad and know exactly what was coming, and still getting goosebumps and chills down my spine watching it.

[@Sampler-YTP]

Just remember this was 1985. The reason it looks so creepy is because CGI animation wasn’t perfected then.

[@SouthyTR]

We need to remake it with voice with no sfx and new character designs.

[@robertsiereveld1683]

the robot voices don't help either

[@PeruvianPotato]

@@SouthyTR There needs to be a remake of this video with newer Nintendo IP's

[@jtsmith1817]

ReBoot: *TRIGGERED*

[@KOOPAS1234]

Nah, the CGI looks decent, it's just that the blocky designs don't look that good.

[@sunflower_sosa]

I think this was made specifically for SEGA to hear...

[@humbertomaldonado6070]

it was

[@WOLFM0THER]

SEGA’s been pretty silent lately. I wonder if they’re ok

[@jentary5987]

@@WOLFM0THER they’re still traumatized from this

[@jentary5987]

@@WOLFM0THER they at least tried to win

[@Andrew-ze6kq]

This is some pretty impressive computer animation for the late 80's. No wonder Australians had that kind of technology at the time. It also reminds me a lot of the Money For Nothing music video.

[@LuisMendoza-cs8sv]

Oh nice little fun fact we have here

[@CandaceDikfittenyamouf]

I'd like to think the guy who could actually beat them is the same one that let the dogs out

[@binarypench]

And the one to out-pizza the Hut.

[@Trafficallity]

@@binarypenchmaybe even the person who asked (not an insult btw)

[@RedGoji]

WHO LET THE DO-

[@LighteningXT9]

Why did Nintendo make this creepy commercial? Was it targeting a kid consumers or did they want to scare the crap out of them. Gee, this is creepy for me and I'm freaking 20 years old!

[@TheGamingTurret]

It's honestly not creepy, but it is unnervingly weird considering nintendo's target market. Then again a game's add campaign was literally 'this game stinks!' so yeah.....take from it what you want lol

[@LighteningXT9]

TheGamingTurret To me it is creepy. For you it's not and that's fine but to me this is very creepy. The music and animation it's scary. It doesn't make me want to play a game it makes me want to turn the channel (if I was watching this on tv)

[@TheGamingTurret]

LighteningXT9 this music is creepy? You mean the castle music from super mario bros? ....

[@alfredogodoy6854]

era un mensaje para las demas compañias, siempre insultando a nintendo y viviendo en sus pies

[@dead99ish]

This ad only aired in Australia, its probably why it didn't sell well here.

[@LeafRazorStorm]

Super Mario Bros. - "Score One Million" Heh. Remember when points actually meant something?

[@gungles]

Leaf-Razor yup

[@elviraamaya4860]

2000 points = 1up

[@sebastian._.gt2]

He said "Sold"

[@JayboCorp.2014]

Yes I do.

[@justsomethingyouseeonline7387]

Leaf Razor Storm he said "sold 1 million" not "score on millions"

[@CJCroen1393]

Creepypasta's got nothin' on this stuff...

[@dontbreakmr.dinksgrillorel5470]

To all the people complaining that "the FNF fans are coming," "FNF fans are gonna make this about FNF," or "FNF ruined this commercial," you guys are extremely overreacting from your hatred for the game. I may not be big on FNF, but the fact that some people actually took the time to acknowledge an old ad and make a high effort song that goes for nearly 11 min is rather impressive and has gotten a lot of people's attention. So if anything, I see this more as a positive that people now know about this ad than it "being ruined," even I, a longtime Nintendo fan in his 30s, never knew this existed before. Its you guys who are the ones acting more immature than how you claim how immature the FNF fans are over a mod that at least acknowledged this old media many people now know about, and if you guys are so upset about it, why aren't you guys doing anything to get people to acknowledge this ad since you love this ad so much in the first place?

[@Scarbosss]

Preach

[@iamerror6546]

Ngl, I love old obscure media being referenced like this, FNF or otherwise. This ad is pretty cool.

[@MINORFINDERANDTAKER]

FNF fans get a bad rep for their immaturity, and its because of how it was grouped alongside huggy wuggy and rainbow friends and such in the child content spam, alongside the cancelling and etc, idk i've strayed away from being in any fnf communities anymore too because they're all mostly composed of kids. they earned that stereotype for a reason, but of course its not everyone in the community thats bad.

[@Challeng.]

FR

[@OnlyJosh81626]

Hell yeah,I like this comments so much,but now that FNF are so down by the toxicity,man :(

[@RottenLegacy]

_You can't win me, I can't be beat._ _I won't hurt you unless you cheat._ _You can't see me behind the screen,_ _I'm half human and half machine._ I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone else mention this song.

[@FleegleFazbeagle]

What's the name of the song you're referencing there?

[@RottenLegacy]

Cabinet Man by Lemon Demon!

[@AlejandroSilva-mr7yy]

you cannot beat us! we are the Daleks

[@blunderabluez]

Nice

[@robbalison]

That's the best joke ever! XD

[@winrar3790]

Lololol XD

[@Ostermond]

They do sound like Daleks, kinda!

[@peanutbumber2858]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@reagandefriece6964]

Are you stealing my soul while I'm watching you!

[@fmsylvia3800]

Lol! Nostalgia critic

[@friendlysith7789]

Yes

[@ps-br6yi]

It’s also what they play when they welcome you to Hell.

[@jakobfrohbieter5205]

No wonder why this was included in Mario's madness V2

[@Banjadu]

because it's creepy as SHIT

[@dwyanneLA16]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKCcYniXo8hjotksi=okw9SQwSNlV9KIds

[@mcnugget677]

This actually fits really well with modern Nintendo.

[@BigEOT3]

I wouldn't be surprised if that human looking guy in the commercial turns out to be Master Core's previous form before he became what he is in Smash 3DS/WiiU.

[@JaevhonDouglas]

LOL

[@dogg-paws]

Jaevhon Douglas We need that human looking guy to be the super secret boss in the next Smash game.

[@JaevhonDouglas]

ohsaywhatistruth True

[@Kittygames50]

""""""human looking guy."""""""""

[@zozo3814]

That are the EXACTLY type of dreams I had when I was small.

[@przyjaznekrzeso8188]

Same XD

[@AllenTheAnimator004]

1980 creepy Nintendo ad: *exists* Marco Antonio: It's free real estate

[@Cheesegrater3]

0:39 that game over music makes it more scary

[@Jotinko]

I love how the Nostalgia Critic made this ad more scary than it actually is. Hahhahahahahahahahah

[@yonggaryakareptilian9613]

I was 22 when this aired on TV back in 1986, I got scared, but deep down, I knew I could beat them.

[@lanzro-hym8911]

I was 10 when this aired on TV because I was born 12 years after you were.

[@antwonelollis7331]

ME TO

[@hatcellucard599]

Diamondbolt did that

[@martinhodges572]

He didn't even change anything. He just took a shit in the middle.

[@theone7118]

Ho came here after Mario’s madness v2 ?

[@ianbrown5347]

Me :(

[@EthanKing-nx2lo]

This one ad actually got turned into an almost 11 minute song for an fnf mod (Mario's Madness v2). The song is called "Unbeatable", and it slaps WAY HARDER than it should.

[@EthanKing-nx2lo]

BTW the song just showed up right after I finished watching this video.

[@Bonnie21349]

​@@EthanKing-nx2lo me too bro

[@morshulinton4112]

AIM YOUR ZAPPER GUN (You cannot beat us) EVEN WITH YOUR ROBOT PARTNER (You cannot beat us) DISCOVER NEW WORLDS (You cannot beat us) SCORE: 1,000,000 (You cannot beat us) WE ARE NINTENDO, YOU CANNOT BEAT US

[@BlueCatarex]

I remember seeing this commercial in a Nostalgia Critic video back in, like, 2014 or 2015. Last year, it came back to my head, after I'd been listening to the song "Cabinet Man" fairly often for a few months. That's when I realized that the line "You can't win me, I can't be beat" was most likely inspired by this commercial.

[@neuravanny]

Fellow lemon demon fan, I see?

[@BlueCatarex]

@@neuravanny You know it, buddy. ::)

[@neuravanny]

@@BlueCatarex ;)

[@declantopaz]

There's a genius annotation mentioning it now, too.

[@beepsparks2835]

Imagine waking up at 3:00 am only to hear this.

[@Elmersucks]

It got taken off the air in Australia because it aired late at night and scared kids

[@ChrisTheSheriff]

I dont think i wanna touch my nintendo for a while

[@iwanttodie5018]

If you want to get back on your nintendo toss holy water on it. Hey just to be safe

[@realmczappa]

ChrisTheSheriff *Kneetendo

[@itzximenasoccer99gacha15]

same here

[@sebafa0911]

It's 6 years and you still didn't touch it

[@DevinMillarDM]

I actually always liked this commercial.

[@bambiletrinhas]

Imagine if they beat a boy with blue hair in a rap battle, it would be hilarious

[@Mr.Baldimore]

Bruh

[@OmegaZero04]

Actually, that's happened in Mario Madness V.2

[@Mr.Baldimore]

@@OmegaZero04 yeah no kidding

[@silvo6489]

​@@OmegaZero04no shit Sherlock

[@RubberBal]

@@OmegaZero04no shit Sherlock

[@soniso]

Fangame:*exists* Nintendo:

[@brockbracken318]

Correction: anything involving Nintendo characters

[@VyxiMainchannel35]

FNF fans incoming. Jokes aside, the ad is really uncanny.. and i love it

[@Blazertronics523]

They made an FNF mod about it all ready...

[@Milcano]

Uh, anyway song is banger

[@AtomicGolem]

​@@Blazertronics523Mario Madness V2.

[@RumyXR]

In 1984 : 45 second video In 2024 : 10 MINUTES SONG

[@Emperor_Mateus_of_Palamecia]

I like how most of them are Nintendo characters and then there’s just Steve

[@Maswartz226]

It's always so interesting to see how 8 bit sprites got interpreted

[@WhyHandlesIMeanFroggchamp]

Definatley

[@NYCentralSpotter1070]

0:05: Who are you? You don't look friendly. 0:15: _Duck Hunt_ Dog, why are you so scary now? 0:29: Can I play some Mario now? 0:33: Are you stealing my soul while I watch you? 0:43: _[goes to the bathroom after five seconds of staring at the computer screen in horror]_: *_AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!_*

[@xenaurora]

Well, what fun is that?

[@candyjimenez9963]

Plz stop, I will not do that

[@chimpmonkey7240]

Is from Nostalgia Critic

[@JaevhonDouglas]

@@stinkysylas6988 Shut up You JACKASS

[@Pajanimations]

imagine you’re in australia and you hear a sudden “ *you cannot beat us* “

[@TheVampirePredator]

Even David Lynch with a crack pipe couldn't come up with something as jacked up as this.

[@Crybaby0ttant0tt0]

Turbo Tastic!

[@dragnalus787]

lmao

[@JayboCorp.2014]

*I'M GONNA WRECK IT!*

[@garffeels]

@@JayboCorp.2014 I CAN FIX IT!

[@sousaphonist]

I'm thinking that this is the sole reason for a lot of household TV replacements in the 80s

[@sousaphonist]

Scratch that - this is now my new brain bleach

[@vorntheash]

Spiders: I’M THE MOST SCARIEST THING IN AUSTRALIA! Nintendo Australia: *It might be crazy what imma about to say….*

[@FontaineSlug]

Art is meant to disturb the comforted and comfort the disturbed

[@PkmariO64]

If I ever experience sleep paralysis, these would probably be the demons that I see.

[@Scurvebeard]

WE ARE NINTENDO WE DO NOT FORGIVE WE DO NOT FORGET YOU CAN NOT BEAT US

[@lautarogomez9711]

@@user-od9oj3pf7q cause is in our nature corrupt ourselves

[@spongeman3090]

@@user-od9oj3pf7q What did Nintendo want to destroy? Anti-consumerism?

[@SneakySableye]

I really love this commercial. It's a badass call to action; a challenge from an unknown evil. I think it's cool.

[@PixelatedChatter]

" *_Even with your... Robot partner?_* " I swear i heard confusion in there

[@CoreyDye-n7h]

fr its like he's checking the script XD

[@sarahbiernacki1160]

WE ARE NINTENDO! YOU CANNOT BEAT US!!!! >:)

[@therealrobkoa]

maybe i can

[@therealrobkoa]

@ÁUß Code *Valve Intro*

[@lucianothewindowsfan]

More like: WE ARE SEGA! YOU CAN BEAT US!!!!! :)

[@seanherrington3290]

That ending music almost convinced me that I was watching a horror movie.

[@TobynJacobs2]

Seriously who in there right mind thought this was a good idea. I literally got chills

[@ShadowtheHedgehog3056]

Their*

[@bulbiez]

It makes me cry as a 25 year old woman . Why IDK 😭🥺 it scared me spirit

[@AmberSkitty3]

What a sick ad I wonder how this will be remembered in 40 years

[@live4marilyn]

"Money for nothing. Games for free!"

[@Lady_Yuna]

🎵I want my... I want my NES🎵

[@Mrmeoggy]

Lol! Two 80's things at the same time.

[@OperationFatGuy]

0:03 just realized thats a max headroom reference

[@hullauttttt]

Omg i didnt know that

[@hullauttttt]

I mean i know about the MH incident but like i didnt think about it when watching

[@nicholasj.bonniecrawfordab2346]

_"THAT DOES IT. HE'S A FRICKING NERD."_

[@akeem2983]

Everyone is talking about how creepy this commercial is, but actually this level of 3D animation is very, very impressive for 1980-s. Maybe this video is like old Pixar cartoons - nowadays they looks very creepy, but humans from their time seen in them nothing but technological breakthrough

[@salvotage]

almost 40 years later (the ad was made in 1987), a 45 second ad turned into an almost 11 minute song in a rhythm game

[@luigivoncheeseburgerjenkinsiv]

This is the last thing that every Nintendo fan sees after they get caught making a fangame

[@AlexGOD08]

This terrifying commercial and its characters now challenge us to FNF Mario madness to beat them and show that we can beat them

[@chaoticcranium]

Resistance is futile. You will play and love our games for the rest of your miserable life. And then come and watch this commercial years later and have your puny mind shattered. We are Nintendo. You cannot beat us.

[@adamtaurusragnathebloodedg8407]

Sega does what nintendon't we can beat you

[@Water2749]

Hollow ichigo That was untill they stopped making consoles

[@adamtaurusragnathebloodedg8407]

Water2749 damn your right fuck

[@Water2749]

lol

[@funnyblog100]

No I will beat you with a shovel if you creepy fucks get near me!

[@0bviouslyNot]

This is such a small detail but the dog from duck hunt's voice is surprisingly fitting

[@project-namka]

I'm convinced that Nintendo was trying to form a cult with this ad

[@Purplesubmariner]

0:12-13 you can see the little white box that tells the Zapper if you hit or miss

[@helloD-rl2oz]

I love how they tried giving each character a different voice, but it came out sounding like "YEWWWWWWW CAHNAWTE BEAT USH"

[@Tessie64]

i get its from australia but duckhunt’s accent was fucking insane😭🙏

[@alexcninjagotuber]

Still better than most Wii U ads

[@dragonkatanamaster4977]

It was a beautiful day in 1985. Two brothers where watching TV having lots of fun. until, NINTENDO threatened them by hacking their TV and heard the phrase YOU CANNOT BEAT US. The two brothers rushed to the store bought a NES and defeated all of the characters featured in this SCARY threat video.

[@kaleknelson8429]

I absolutely love this commercial.

[@dialupper]

Apparently the opposite of this is "SEGA, you can always beat us no matter what!"

[@tavenalexander5469]

R GG That's what he said, you just reworded it

[@tavenalexander5469]

R GG What's wrong with Sega? I don't think they're that bad.

[@klowell19]

not for that dreadful underwater zone in sonic the hedgehog

[@chriswyberg9884]

@@klowell19 aquatic ruin zone wasn't hard

[@klowell19]

that one guy you see on the internet I meant labyrinth zone that dreadful stage gives me the spooks thinking about it

[@hamletgamer]

Scary comercial✖️ Unbeatable✅

[@parappathefunkaloidmaker3647]

2008-2022: this is cursed 2023-Present day: *boyfriend and girlfriend joins the chat*

[@G812O]

Signs 10 minute song

[@RolePlayingGarchomp445]

Nostalgia Critic brought me here. (Takes Dump) "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[@JayboCorp.2014]

Sweet Shantae!

[@vinogrz]

- We are Nintendo, ultimate TV game system. We challenge all players. You cannot beat us. Aim with your Zapper™ gun. (You cannot beat us.) Aim with your robot partner. (You cannot beat us.) Score one milion. (You cannot beat us.) Discover new worlds. (You cannot beat us.) *We are Nintendo, we challenge all players. You cannot beat us.*

[@diegoalejandro19852]

Asta salió en un modo de friday night funkin Mario madnees

[@Remil.]

It's Score one million

[@Josh-le6lu]

I love how the dog says "You canno' bœt us."

[@strangefishman7635]

in my head, that's the dog's canon voice now

[@kursatemekse9737]

@@strangefishman7635 to be fair I don’t think we ever heard him talk before

[@Gvair22]

​@@strangefishman7635 what did narrator say? It sounds like "Aim your собака?"

[@strangefishman7635]

@@Gvair22 i honestly have no clue what word he may be saying

[@Gvair22]

Transcript: Announcer: We are Nintendo. Ultimate system (I didn't understand him here). We challenge all players. You cannot beat us. Aim your собака (?) Dog: You cannot beat us Announcer: Even with your robot partner... Gyromite smick: You cannot beat us. Announcer: Score 1 000 000. Lakitu: You cannot beat us. Announcer: Discover New worlds. Bowser: You cannot beat us. All: We are Nintendo. We challenge all players. You cannot beat us.

[@Rashaed]

"We are Nintendo. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.You cannot beat us!"

[@rapidcorrus205]

So as a kid seeing this I thought this is what happens if you leave the game idle for so long so I used to get scared if I don't touch the controller for such time. Those were the days

[@stewboy69]

They really were warning us as the mario movie made over a billion dollars and the total box office of the sonic movies is a fraction of what mario made

[@derekspradling7452]

What makes this extra eerie to me is that all of the iconic Nintendo franchises Final levels were actually demonic as hell from what I remember. Something about the NES brought this vibe like no other consul ahead of it.

[@KingdomHeartsBrawler]

Nintendo finally returned to its hardcore roots with Metroid Dread. Now this commercial is relevant once more.

[@Chinarider1972]

Saying the console yourself was your enemy to convince people to try and beat their game is actually a really good marketing ploy

[@Luca_Gamer-sb2xm]

“YOU CANNOT BEAT US, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!”

[@agustinhernandezrivas-jp7jk]

Insert Caddy paying a car driver and getting his head squished here