Schlatt Torments Children

[@kylenmaple4668]

Only Schlatt can actively bombard children with irrelevant information and still somehow get them to love him. What a legend

[@alecelliott7506]

How dare you say the death of his grandmother was irrelevant

[@joedingo7022]

He was literally gaslighting children, I'm not sure he really had their best interests at heart.

[@rushsoccer1355]

@@joedingo7022their parents agreed to shove their kids in a room with strangers. Not sure they have their kids best interests at heart. It’s a COMEDY SHOW

[@gatertod2018]

Kids love terrible influences

[@BLAZE-1001]

Isn’t that his whole channel and why we watch?

[@Luna-pm7ry]

The fact that the title is schlatt traumatizes kids and he ends up getting a love letter from one of them is the turn of the century

[@hijjak97]

Stockholm Syndrome

[@kro9217]

Schlockholm schyndrome

[@daeseongkim93]

Schlattholm Schlattdrome

[@hivehusk5643]

schlatt schlatt

[@egghaverr]

schlatt

[@BleakwoodProductions]

Daniel: Cool Dad Lily: Stressed Older Sister Schlatt: Alcoholic Uncle

[@Fanboy_of_everything]

The *funny* alcoholic uncle

[@rileysamson4469]

Stressed Old Sister = SOS

[@freakbob_99]

Schlatt would be more of the cool dad

[@matejkufa8652]

​@@freakbob_99 Nah imo Schlaf gives off strong cool uncle vibes

[@eccentricbass3730]

“Schlatt torments children” should be its own spinoff series.

[@Billy-BobXIV]

schpinoff

[@ryzendc]

i dont think that would be a good idea after what he did back in '99

[@hatless9382]

That one time he banned like majority of them in one stream:

[@eccentricbass3730]

@@hatless9382 Ah yes, the great Dream SMP-stan purge. Greatest moment in streaming history.

[@Gat3r_]

So 1999.

[@OnlySushiCat]

Schlatt has uncle who visits twice a year energy

[@heykid95]

Uncle Rad energy!

[@GravityTrash]

That, but also the "cooler older cousin that visits on Christmas" energy mixed in

[@Alfred_Leonhart]

Fr lol

[@dixierekt8096]

"Here you keep that rock it'll probably worth alot in 20 years"

[@doubleking7070]

Are we going to “cool uncle” or “weird uncle” territory? Because of what happened in ‘99…

[@AtomicRiftYT]

Love how Daniel and Schlatt are like, actually good with kids, and then Lily is in desperate need of help

[@em4six348]

yeah i even get kyedae bringing up the dog was a mistake but lily on the other hand 😭 "I'm immune to fall damage" huh?!?

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

​@@em4six348Even in Kyedae's case that's not a mistake it's just unfortunate. There's no way she could have known that beforehand

[@dcctve9301]

I mean the average age of a jschlatt fan...

[@BriskN_]

Nah bro jchlatt is for real men​@@dcctve9301

[@vexehedrim7910]

@@dcctve9301💀

[@Forg0-Nan0]

"i had an outlet, and a bunch of silverware", I see Schlug is trying to recreate the disasters of 99'

[@quinnflanagan8734]

Respectable chilljoy pfp

[@feierlord]

"Schringalingadingdong" is wild for that.@@quinnflanagan8734

[@anya-forger923]

What happend in 99?

[@0utta_n0wh3re3]

@@anya-forger923 we dont discuss what happened to those hookers in 99

[@ammoniumphosphate]

@@anya-forger923 lets just say it includes steel toe timbs

[@snowyarts5798]

Schlatt should have taught them the second most important thing a New Yorker should know.

[@scrublordgamer9636]

Just before the towers fell...

[@elliot5609]

I don’t think there parents would like that

[@thelivingtrebuchet6180]

never forget

[@thatoneguy3058]

Reminds me of that tragedy.

[@Fluttershys_bong]

@@scrublordgamer9636circa 99….

[@theageofdragons5007]

Say what you want about Schlatt tormenting kids but you gotta admit pulling out the note was an insane play.

[@beckgh7270]

that was so taskmaster coded i know he knows the format well

[@grat.2242]

asking schlatt to do this would be like asking grunkle stan to be a kindergarten teacher

[@jellyfish668]

grunkle stan!!

[@Voidi-Void]

As if stan wouldn't be an awesome kindergarten teacher. Admittedly he would be fired within three minutes... three awesome minutes.

[@kaleycooper9111]

Wait oh my gosh, he is definitely a younger Stan 😂😂

[@whoisanarnb]

Grunkleschlatt Mr. Mystery (as in nobody knows about his personal life and some people fear him)

[@zippytheduck2062]

Schlunke Schlan

[@GalileoYT]

Schlatt is just a natural tormentor

[@GalileoYT]

1k likes with no reply is crazy😭

[@guruprathapp7467]

@@GalileoYT here is one

[@broderick_h]

I blame you for knowing who schlatt is and still putting him in a room with impressionable children.

[@sweeper4265]

Brave ass parents fr

[@Otzkar]

isnt that what twitch streaming is

[@kumarnavneet8372]

like even after he knew what he did in 99

[@Cega82]

@@kumarnavneet8372 not

[@Cega82]

@@kumarnavneet8372 it did not happen 😐😐

[@F0rtuneLT]

Can we talk about how good daniel is with kids like holy shit that was adorable

[@incandescent.numinousity]

+

[@anomalo.]

Schlatt too hes like that cool uncle that teaches you swears

[@0hm3g90]

Fr I never expected him and schlatt also to be able to handle kids so well

[@troybaxter]

​@@anomalo. Schlatt is the Uncle you don't want your kids to be around because even though he is fun, you know he is the worst possible influence for them. Daniel is like that fun Sunday School Teacher that everyone loves.

[@Lumegrin]

He's so creative thats probably why

[@DustTea]

imagine these kids, like ten years in the future just having this random memory being in a wooden room with strangers. They’re gonna think it’s a dream😭

[@Voidi-Void]

Sometimes, bad children get sent to the content creation crate for their horrid goblin crimes.

[@jax6928]

And vivid memories of Andrew Cuomo’s downfall

[@nerdyworld938]

⁠@@jax6928Andrew Cuamo murdered my grandmother… 😢

[@omekapo]

YESS omg they would laugh so hard at this

[@mayafrags]

Not the first time, won't be the last.

[@GdoudGD]

Real

[@ThorfinnSkuII]

King Xerxes vs the magnanimous.. _ _ _ !!

[@kumarnavneet8372]

especially after what happened in 99

[@MrClean-wl9ne]

The unfortunate truth

[@JoshuaZitzelsberger-sk3ek]

WHAAAAAT

[@beccacheck4638]

The note reveal is just as precious as the note

[@josh335]

Might be the most genuinely heart warming JSchlatt moment on the internet

[@YoutubePizzer]

17:38

[@catfilmz]

Schlatt seems like a genuinely nice and kind person who kids would actually want to be around A classic sign of sociopathy, common in serial killers

[@LinkTheOnePieceFan]

LMFAO

[@Crude_Templar]

Got us on the first half ngl

[@jpshy1130]

‘Schlingus’ does indeed SEEM to be a kind and genuine person However, if you knew what he did back in ‘99, you would think otherwise

[@Crude_Templar]

@@jpshy1130 Absolutely! I can't believe they expect us to forget about that! It was completely cynical and irresponsible to allowing him closer than his allowed range near children.

[@axelotlee_]

This shit killed me holy shit 👑

[@moldy2204]

From this video, Schlatt is the only person I would trust with my kid. Despite his jokes, his demeanor and attitude was calm and cool and had a plan to make the kids laugh. He wasn’t nervous or worried, he knew what he was doing and loved having fun with them. I wanna be a dad like Schlatt

[@aceisthepIace]

all fun and games until he recreates what happened in '99

[@HazelKnight34]

that’s exactly what he wants you to think

[@kiiseanrobinson5084]

He was also nervous, clearly. He just knows how to hide it. I believe either Daniel or Lily are the best, since they're just cooler ngl.

[@mochisharvey]

@@kiiseanrobinson5084 Lily is 100% not the best lmao

[@kiiseanrobinson5084]

@@mochisharvey lol true. I meant Daniel or Schlatt.

[@tzatwar]

as someone whos worked with kids this is my personal assessment that nobody asked for !! daniel: talks to them like a friend, but still makes sure theyre safe. asks them what they like and incorporates that into their activity. has an enthusiastic voice and matches their energy without sounding demeaning. it can be hard to figure out how to talk to certain age groups and it's good to be able to talk to kids at their level. overall, very good !! schlatt: he doesn't really talk to them any differently than he would anyone else and kids like that. his choice of activities, while weird and confusing, are still probably funny to the kids. he gives older brother vibes. he seems like the kinda guy parents wouldn't necessarily like the influence of over their kids, but the kids love. unsure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.. kyedae: she is not awful with kids. definitely better than they were all joking about. she's a very calm and soothing presence. while they weren't all actively playing together, they were participating in a similar, but separate, activity. parallel play is an important thing for kids to do. she indulged them in idle chit-chat and expressed her interest in what the kids were telling her. the dog bit would be awkward for anyone, so i wouldn't worry too much about that. rooney seemed fine and was just establishing boundaries. i'd say kyedae is more of a motherly figure. lily: unfortunately, kids are able to tell when you're nervous and don't know what you're doing. daycare work is very different, because that deals with much younger children. lily is clearly out of her element here. i don't think she did anything horribly wrong, she just seemed very lost. i doubt the kids disliked her; they probably just felt similarly awkward.

[@squtnik]

schlatt's is so spot on lmao

[@kankeydong2500]

​@@squtnik "an outlet and a bunch of silverware". You know, to keep the children entertained 💀

[@whyamihere523]

Children can smell fear. Poor Lily didn't stand a chance

[@heykid95]

I currently work with toddlers at a learning center & I've worked with school age in the past this is all spot on! I'd even add in where I'd place em in a daycare. Think I'd put Schlatt with school age (lower), Kydae with school age (upper), Lily with preschool & Daniel tbh Daniel could probably adapt anywhere preschool & up

[@MayvaAva]

Watching this was painful cause I’m just like lily, I avoid kids as much as possible because I’m a nervous wreck haha

[@mr_pike4609]

"An outlet and a bunch of silverware" 💀

[@call_me_blue]

omg I just got it lmao

[@Superstrike_11]

@@call_me_blue AAAHHHAAAHA ME TOO!

[@jasonchen1778]

Don’t forget the basketball!

[@RandomStuffIol]

I read this right as it happened somehow

[@captchagod64]

I just love watching the kids babysit lily

[@yeetboi268]

Lily so bad. I can't understand how someone can be that bad with kids.

[@eventspredetermined]

schlatt hanging onto the letter was so sweet 😭

[@MyNamesFredrick]

Schlatt spelt Andrew and I began panicking

[@urxvtym]

i honestly think he was gonna put andrew tate down and decided not to last minute 💀

[@miriamlevy2514]

@@urxvtymandrew cuomo is jus like a running bit he has bc nyers hate cuomo n schlatt loves politics 😭

[@StraightAlly1]

I thought he was going to put Andrew Tate.

[@MyNamesFredrick]

@@StraightAlly1 same lmao

[@urxvtym]

@@miriamlevy2514 i get its a running bit with him but we dont know he was for sure gonna put cuomo, its really not that deep dude

[@MyMedicalRelationship]

those children have no idea how lucky they are that they're still alive.

[@Awfulfeature]

If Schlatt didn’t desperately need the job he would’ve.

[@Melcii_draws]

Delightful video 10/10 i love that shlatt has moved from bullying kids online to bullying them face to face

[@jameslamberton7671]

you would never not expect to see schlatt teach children about american politics, and their involvement in the death of his grandma

[@ErickZSEZTalls]

these kids are lucky, they had a relationship with Jschlatt nobody else had. he was their babysitter

[@citrusmouth]

i fucking love Schlatt interacting with kids. he’s so funny while also being incredibly sweet

[@albie_world]

Schlatt and children should not be in the same sentence

[@RoseWhitmore]

"Schlatt avoided the children with at least a kilometer because of his restraining order" see! it can be good! ...somtimes

[@ateenwholikesvideogames303]

they were, in fact, in the same sentence 25 years ago

[@kaleycooper9111]

@@ateenwholikesvideogames303 How could anyone forget? I still get goosebumps just thinking about it..

[@null3752]

i love that schlatt wore his serial killer glasses

[@nuke9915]

that's just all glasses when he's wearing them

[@soup7205]

Seeing schlatt give those kids an insanely powerful flashlight that could damage a whole number of peoples eyes on that set is bonkers.

[@BL4NK118]

Schlatt needs to come back as a special guest because his dad’s on the board

[@gordoawesome8590]

so the guy who does short term content is the best with kids? No one could have predicted it.

[@pheith2535]

I mean as a former child myself I can attest to building forts and throwing paper as prime entertainment from the ages 5 to 8. I think it's just that alot of the others didn't target their activities to the age range, duck duck goose is for a younger audience, just talking seems a bit boring for kids and schlatt taking about Andrew is directing their humor towards the audience rather than the kids

[@zero-dv5cv]

having practice with a more compact form of content probably helped less than him having much more experience entertaining a live crowd

[@Voidi-Void]

​@@pheith2535Woah, dude, you're a former kid? I've never met one of those before!

[@w4gen678]

Never thought I'd see shlatt and Daniel in a video together, that was awesome

[@matthewmckenzie8921]

When Schlatt said "A-N" I instantly knew where he was going and it didn't dissapoint

[@jsnUej39hrsbOQmwJqw92bLgoP]

"Shart" is a very good and honest man and can definitely be trusted around children (the ones back in '99 didn't count)

[@GooseToes_]

DANIEL AND SCHLATT? my favorite combo daniel the psychopathic serial killer and schlatt the psychopathic serial killer

[@ajhintleman215]

I love how Daniel is just able to let his inner-child out. Honestly seems like he'd be a really good babysitter, especially if you give him a piano to entertain with!

[@lauritsboel2036]

The letter he got is actually ao adorable

[@Flonchosis]

In 2 different ways.

[@egg1677]

Daniel is so underrated

[@pottugd]

"I'm actually immune to fall damage" - lily

[@iydie]

schlatt and daniel are being so cute with them omg

[@emma_nutella58]

I’m surprised Schlanal was allowed near children after what he did back in 99’

[@JussPatel_]

schlanal is definitely a new one

[@Voidi-Void]

This is schlander

[@JussPatel_]

@@Voidi-Void schlexy

[@doubleking7070]

Schcandal

[@DreamWarriorPaige]

"5? That's cool I'm 30!" I feel that mood

[@jakethedude7206]

"Don't worry we wont tell them" is a wild thing to say when filming for something you're gonna show em

[@cutepinkyo]

It's schlatt tormenting kids and lily being tormented by kids 😭😭😭

[@ArsonicCatnip]

David and Schlatt actually being good to kids is something I needed to see today

[@addinoir]

Schlatt would be such a good dad honestly 😭

[@KoiiAlberich]

schlatt is so handsome in formal outfits..

[@HatKidPeck]

Schlatt is so handsome period.

[@KoiiAlberich]

@@HatKidPeck truer words have never been spoken..he is the epitome of perfection

[@oddscroll]

idc what yall say about schlatt i love him and it was so cute watching him be nice towards the kids

[@raviole]

Schlatt reminds me of Grunkle Stan

[@mxstrikk]

Pre-school Student Teacher here! Schlatt did something that actually works very well with kids/young-teens, which is saying, "I *need* you to ___." Schlart should consider working part-time with a preschool or children's center, because I could definitely see a lot of talent there (even considering the subject matter).

[@AvengedButUsed]

Those kids did a great job of looking after Lily 😂

[@sierra121cyan]

"nobody likes him, because of something he did with my grandma"

[@FreallyVibing]

The fact that Schlatt was so touched by that kid that he wore her note around his neck makes me smile.

[@Matthew-uv4fq]

Literally everything schlatt said sounded like it could’ve been from a scripted TV show

[@AllNamesAreJustTaken]

Just when I think Schlatt can’t get any more attractive he does this

[@urxvtym]

real

[@robloxender8823]

Lily, despite working for a daycare once was the one who REALLY needed help, schlatt is like the cool nice teacher who make you laugh and Daniel is secretly a child in an adult's body

[@cloudgames2284]

I love how schlatt brought a crazy high powered flashlight to a bunch of children and acted surprised when one of them tried to point it at their own eyes lmao

[@specil-k]

Schlatt does five hour streams, he has the patience to deal with three children for fifteen minutes

[@cookietree2994]

Didn't think I'd find a video with both Daniel AND Schlatt in it. And in a weird classroom scenario too. I love it.

[@pedrostormrage]

5:40 Schlatt: "There's one thing every New Yorker knows, and it's that we love one man in particular" 8:57 Also Schlatt: "So he's a good guy? Oh, okay, that's an intersting take" Yeah, a take that came from Schlatt himself

[@katethevampire]

Schlatt has the same energy as my first grade teacher somehow so I'm not surprised the kids liked him

[@TheRedKipp]

Glad to see Shlatte is interacting with his oldest fans

[@Salemkat_]

This makes me like Daniel thrasher even more 😭❤️ he genuinely seemed so happy to meet and interact with those kids 😭❤️

[@ElizaBlossom]

6:41 HELP WHY IS HE ACTUALLY A GOOD DAD?? 😭

[@isshunova]

Schlatt getting that letter has the same energy as “The grinch’s heart grew three sizes”

[@iamvoidnoodle]

it’s actually concerning how good schlatt is with kids , he gives off that cool uncle vibe who your not really sure should be allowed to drive and have access to money but he’s cool either way

[@deleted-something]

This is his treatment for what he did in 99

[@ArxN87]

the kids are babysitting lily

[@Flonchosis]

Schlatt in glasses is horrifying and kind of hot

[@silas1194]

Glad to see that after all is forgiven, "Schlatt" can finally be near kids for the first time since 1999

[@teedles88]

schlatt having still having that note and as necklace really tugged on my heart strings a little bit

[@Ella-kq1il]

Schlatt carrying that letter for a month is actually so under talked abt. I love that man lmao

[@spaceman1501]

You know all those years of Schlatt beign told to sit at the childrens table on each family event finally paid off

[@ClovenSpice]

Listen, seeing Schlatt interact with children is something I never thought I'd see but I'm happy I did. This video is ADORABLE WHAT THE HELL

[@NoseBl33d_Zade]

only schlatt can make hanging out with kids politcal

[@matheusphillipevelozoamara3262]

It was cool to see the kids taking care of Lily for 15 min

[@thatgamerkid1755]

Schlatt and Dan are actually so good with kids

[@shikimarunara4919]

I wasn't expecting Daniel thrasher to be in this tbh

[@klaytonfeldman3614]

Actually hearing the reactions is kinda fun! I don't know if I'd prefer that when the show is live, but in the edit it's good

[@attabooii]

Yeah I like having the audio for the reactions as its own separate video! Kind of like a director's commentary

[@HOUBICKA_PLAYZZZ]

Lily: yeah im fine, im actually immune to fall damage

[@notintended9530]

wow, i need to thank the person who archived this beautiful educational lesson. it's like "jschlorp" is still with us. amen

[@Saurondür]

Funny how schlatt decides to influence the kids about Andrew cuomo which they most definitely asked their parents about when they got home

[@Jayde0X0]

im sorry but schlatt looks amazing in a suit and glasses

[@omgwtfbbq2011]

schlatt is allround good guy

[@mashur4880]

schlatt is like a teacher you like and clint is like a babysitter that got dumped on you and your friends.

[@Sore_Wren]

Schlatt is literally Dwight Shrute from The Office you cannot convince me otherwise 😂

[@Banana-pie]

I knowwww

[@Moth-Bells]

I forget that not everyone is used to being around children cause I was like '15 minutes? Thats nothing" and then remembered I have a 4 year old and I'm biased lmaoo

[@artsy-for-fandomsKalipso]

Why does schlatt’s hair look so nice??? Like it actually looks like a cute haristyle ALSO, WHO’S KIDS ARE THESE??

[@Funkylittleguy27]

Schlatt’s methods may be somewhat unorthodox but they work

[@alexsecor5633]

First time watching, wasn’t ready to see MY BOY DANIEL THRASHER

[@nickirichardson5214]

the car ride home's bouta be crazy like "mommy this nice man named Schlatt tought us about Andrew Cuomo"

[@sparkelypee]

schlatt defo gets put at the childrens table durning thanksgiving

[@Designed1]

"Lily told me after this she changed her opinion on Roe v. Wade" is genuinely a crazy line lmfao

[@thewoodsagain]

"Dwight Schrutt" is really great with children.

[@MaltedMoose]

Schlatt gives favorite older cousin/ brother vibes

[@ansianeedsgrass]

Its genuinely scary how good Shat is with kids

[@-Mlem-]

I wanna see what happens when Schlatt becomes a father for a day

[@abramfedorov4483]

Jschlatt is so good with them honestly. Way more comfortable and confident than the others which honestly is all kids care about. He must get a lot of practice with his audience