Schmeltz Herring calls talkSPORT - one of our funniest EVER calls

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[@geem4973]

The bit when he tries to count in 2 voices at same time ,realises he can’t do it and gives up at 2 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@farindeeba543]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wleon4068]

PMSL!!!!!!!!

[@fartinbrundle5495]

😂

[@hernezunited]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[@djrobst]

i dont know the numbers

[@76HabeasCorpus]

To come up with the name "Shmeltz" on the fly, along with his commitment to the bit is comedy genius.

[@IndecentExposure.]

Imagine they're just a weird family and these 2 guys are brutal 🤣🤣

[@scarface7142]

I think that’s true 😂😂

[@tesleemhussein5217]

@@nice-1299 you won't be laughing when they get sued somehow 💀

[@dylancraft1006]

Credit to Kev for seeing that out, full commitment to the lie 😂

[@dylancraft1006]

He probably still calls his dad Schmeltz

[@martinpower6254]

He deserves a medal

[@deletebilderberg]

Hannah Herring. São Paulo’s finest. God bless you.

[@kh7688]

Heard this live whilst driving. Might be the funniest few minutes of my life.

[@manchesterandyful]

Me too 😂😂

[@questionitall3053]

I concur, I was rolling listening to this live. Absolute classic.

[@JonJonJonJonJonJonJonJon]

I’d have crashed and burned and have died. I have tears in my eyes every time i listen to this thing my god this just tickles my idiot mind so much

[@kh7688]

@@manchesterandyful 👍🏾

[@kh7688]

@@questionitall3053 Absolutely

[@liquidzeulll4634]

I don't clap for the NHS, I clap for Schmeltz risking his life to serve the nation, your a hero Mr Herring.

[@DanFernandesBenficaSaint]

*you’re*

[@Rockstarnic88]

@@DanFernandesBenficaSaint fun police

[@Miag_vip]

@@DanFernandesBenficaSaint Bet you still wear a mask.

[@Miag_vip]

@Steven Dawson Is that your attempt of an insult? Bit weird. 🤪

[@Miag_vip]

@Steven Dawson Well people who continue to wear those pointless masks are idiots, so my previous comment is accurate.

[@NathSG94]

Can I do my older brother. I rather you didn’t 😂😂😂😂

[@MrBubble78]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you know what I got that rather you’d not lol

[@lukegessner6784]

I'm from Sao Paolo and I went to school with Hannah Herring. Her name then was Hannah de Tuna. All of this is true.

[@TheUnd3rd0g]

Fkn crying right now

[@grahammosdall5442]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@elainekerslake6865]

NOOOOOO!

[@n.w.7896]

Is that the truth...sounds bit fishy

[@kieranw4114]

When ‘Hannah’ comes on I Lose it 😂😂

[@davelewis6256]

Kieran W and me 😂😂😂😂

[@welshlad6427]

😂😂😂😂😂me too

[@SomeNextDan]

Schmelts my heart.

[@tommypalace1723]

“Weird family mate” 😂😂😂

[@davelewis6256]

Tommy Palace 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jammyvlogs3221]

Its the same person dude...😄😄😄

[@damienduff7471]

@@jammyvlogs3221 nice one dude

[@azbypa8512]

@@jammyvlogs3221 wait what? Is itt

[@leepanthers1758]

Weird but hilarious 😆

[@andrewthornton6192]

With Brazilian and Dutch heritage I bet Kevin is some footballer!!!!

[@jackoshea9420]

Fucking bravo 👍

[@ThatSportsSpice]

Best comment hahahaa

[@rugpulla]

He now goes by name Kevin De Britney

[@omartimsah5351]

Kevin van bruyninho

[@Tundey]

Kevin is the best. "very good boy". Doesn't know his numbers but excellent with voices 😂

[@haramsbae1507]

Hahahahaha

[@Harshit-ds3do]

😂😂

[@ZZ-lf7xk]

Both count to 10 Kev: I don’t know my numbers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@leggythe4th399]

😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏻

[@thomasholland2384]

He achieved the seemingly unachievable, impressive 😂

[@timinruislip6863]

GENIUS

[@bahriboy]

😂😂😂

[@deangoldenberg1132]

Imagine driving and listening to this live i would crash probably from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Travla_94]

I come back to this at least every 3 months and it has me in tears everytime. No lie 🤣🤣🤣

[@bennybrinsdon217]

Brilliant ain't it hahaha 😆 it popped up again on KZbin I had to watch cracks me up he's a genius 😄 🤣 I would love to meet the family hahaha

[@MarcelMontoya]

@@bennybrinsdon217 same here. This video made me laugh way more than I expected 😂

[@beesfoot]

Same, and each time I laugh at different bits!

[@welshlad6427]

Same. It’s genius 😂

[@questionitall3053]

Oh man! I remember listening to this live. I was rolling with laughter. Goldstein and Cundy are by far the best pairing on the air, classic.

[@samalo2953]

better than Mike Parry and Mike Graham ?

[@BennyH11]

@@samalo2953 Good one

[@doombrush]

I heard it live too 😀😀😀😀😀

[@samalo2953]

@@Mark-Varley4051 If they did, I bet it was Parry's fault for insisting he's Rooney's dad.🤣

[@ThePodghostPodcast]

CLASSIC - IVE WATCHED THIS 10000 TIMES , AND LOVE IT MORE EACH TIME = HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA

[@SM-kt6zq]

Omg

[@SM-kt6zq]

Greatest

[@HavendaleBlvd80]

The Herring's are a lovely bunch.

[@angrosvenor2967]

"Can I speak to Hannah Herring please?" "Please say yes!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tay92_]

Imagine how different this call would have been if Goldstein never asked for the parent’s consent.

[@thescottishbawbag]

Was waiting for him to put his brother 'Red' on the phone.

[@xyzxyz997]

TheScottishBule I have been pissing myself laughing to the point of keeling over and I read your comment, that’s just put me on a laughing overdose mate. Different class mate 😂😂😂😂

[@TeddyBears.]

😅🤣😃, red, best yin I've read for ages, I can't type this for laughing,😆😅

[@praveeshachapman677]

Schmeltz herring is a great man. Always converses with me at the tills in Tesco.

[@declanhampson1098]

He paid for my shopping once. Top bloke.

[@voetbal12]

Plot twist: This was a real family with some odd voices, and after the show they got divorced.

[@fays_bn4321]

I was thinking the same ! Now Hannah Heering the housewife is suing talkSPORT.

[@busydad4858]

LOL fair play to this kid Kept it up and gave us all a laugh

[@leighstephenson6164]

OMG this is amazing, when ever I am having a bad day I put this on and it cheers me up everytime...Classic 😂😂😂😂😂

[@amcoutdoors]

This family live a few doors down from us and they're one of the most genuine and loving families you'll meet

[@Genevasplaytime]

Is that you shmeltz?

[@grahammosdall5442]

There's something fishy about this comment

[@rickardinho]

@@grahammosdall5442 it’s a red herring

[@martinpower6254]

Lies Kevin and smhelz here in my kitchen in Ireland

[@akhan6778]

Oh yeah Adam, I remember when you had a crush on Hannah Herring 👍🏼

[@darrenshiels2820]

This never ever gets boring. Some great voices and comebacks. Love it

[@Tony-sk9uo]

The irony is they needed permission to talk to him but kept him on the phone longer

[@MoSHus]

The caller really needs to reveal himself for this, after all this time.

[@arigurwicz7105]

It's actually a friend of mine

[@aronthelegend8009]

As if…

[@redmed10]

Nah, its like the Stig. Keep it secret.

[@bigjohn8470]

They missed a trick here. They should have spoken to Kevin’s older brother too.

[@MrBubble78]

that would of been AMAZING loooool

[@MH-lz7jk]

Imagine 😂😂😂

[@weSnooker]

They had other callers waiting

[@Lioness_UTV]

Omg you are right 😆

[@ZZ-lf7xk]

... she does the cooking 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@simontaylor7294]

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard in my life!

[@paulparker1137]

Iv seen this about 20 times and it gets funnier every single time 🤣😂🤣🤣😂

[@martinpower6254]

20 I see it every day cheer me up

[@markfoz7248]

Jason knew early where this could go and he steered the conversation perfectly; bringing in the mum character. Great work.

[@beesfoot]

I don't think Andy will ever have a moment of greater happiness in his life than when he found out that he could speak to Hannah!

[@westsidecrew5578]

Fair play to all involved - Kev was amazing and these 2 guys can be very funny and often take the pee out of callers but in a funny way....This was pure comedy gold! Bravo!!

[@ajorngjdonaydbr]

"hello mrs Patterson...." amazing reference 😂

[@davie1537]

Midnight, Monday to Thursday, best 20 minutes of radio

[@Lovejoy..77]

Ive come back to watch this and its 2024 😂

[@leewilliams3135]

I can't cope I'm crying

[@joesharp550]

Plot Twist - Schmeltz, Hannah and Kevin to this day can't figure out why they had such a strange call 🤣😭

[@toheisugoyoudarrentmccorma3592]

😂😂😂😂😊

[@riblit77]

1:57 where he tries to count I lost it 😅

[@LPG1894]

They missed a trick in not bringing the older brother on the phone. I personally really wanted to hear what his brother "Red" sounded like

[@seancourt7344]

This was one of the best calls he had ever had, it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen, I can't believe what this kid even tried, just to speak on talksport for a little bit lmfao 😂😂😂

[@tonyh8965]

This is brilliant. Thank you Kevin when we I put this on it turns a bad day into a better one because I can’t help but laugh. The bit when his mum hanna says ‘hello’ … and ‘that’s nice’ absolutely kills me. Thank you mate whoever you are.

[@kevanbrown7620]

I remember listening to this, was it 2 years ago? This has to be the funniest call I've heard. Brilliant.

[@chrisdee1583]

Absolute gold man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@djbrizey2008]

The best “Midnight train to Madness “ call ever even now after hearing it again it still cracks me up Kevin is a genius

[@thenoisyneighbour]

I'm Dutch and was listening to this with my Brazilian girlfriend on our way to Tesco

[@chombersSOpA]

The call that just got better and better. Great work Kev.

[@Lioness_UTV]

Every now and again I have to listen to this...and it's funny every single time. 😂

[@kevinvanbever8490]

This just popped up in my KZbin suggestions . Couldn’t have picked a better clip . Had me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ZZ-lf7xk]

I’m a shopkeeper What’s in your shop? Urgh by the tills 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@morrisnickmackay]

I missed this the other night. Amazing from bottle job kev. Best show on talksport, love these lads

[@orangecounty2033]

Greatest Call Ever. That kid needs his own show !

[@alphadelta4034]

This is up there with amongst some off the funniest videos I’ve ever seen 😂😂

[@tomben6180]

Plot twist: this was a genuine family

[@D12CHV]

The best thing on KZbin right there

[@kylebutler3018]

Every now and again I come back to this when I'm having a rotten day 😂😂😂😂

[@capio78]

Kev needs his own show.

[@grahammosdall5442]

Just come across this for the first time, can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@leonfigures]

I did this once with T-mobile - I wanted to have my sister’s contract transferred to me so they asked to speak to her - it worked - voice confirmation is ridiculous!

[@deanlahaye6559]

Leon Figures 😂😂respect

[@charlierobert3571]

I remember this live and it had me in stitches but I cant believe its 2 yrs ago

[@jiltedgenerator]

Classic sports bar...gets me through so many nights working 🤣🤣

[@mustafakhaliqi4934]

Ohhhh my god. mean come on guys this kid deserves Oscar for this never laugh that much in my entire life. 😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@sebgold5841]

This will still be funny in 50 years...Comedy goal!

[@garvanch9684]

I was laughing hard when he said "weird family mate" perfect timing.

[@gkpdkshnz]

This could possibly be the best video on the internet 😂😂😂

[@jim9667]

This can make me cry everytime I hear it 🤣🤣🤣

[@FrankRayMrLin]

This is the funniest thing i've watched/listened to in years! Haha :)

[@Jimmy-es8bc]

"I don't know my numbers" gets me every time hahahahaha.

[@brosephyolonarovichstalin2915]

There is a bit of Schmeltz Herring in all of us

[@lifes2short701]

If any one seen that film "split" this was based on "Kevin"

[@robertryan6782]

Never seen it!

[@princesssolace4337]

@@robertryan6782 How bout SPLIT?

[@fergalmcveigh3797]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@brandonbaty2291]

Ahh, yes. The classic film, "Spilt". A wild ride through the myriad emotions one feels when the milk jug falls to the floor. Roger Ebert gives it two thumbs up.

[@Mac_Kymera]

@05:47 One second.... yeah ok, Mrs Patterson hahahaha lmfao Can't stop laughing at this bit.

[@MysteryProductsLtd]

I remember this. It's classic. I was in pleats during it and am listening to it again! 🤣

[@stevewolstenholme4397]

Hilarious every time I listen to it, tears rolling down my cheeks!!!

[@n.w.1364]

I replay this every few weeks …it never ever gets old …the lads played a big part in this gem , teasing Kevin out

[@bulkiestpyth0n165]

I Schmeltz something and it wasn't Herring.

[@krs7757]

Will never get old!

[@baadaas19]

Amazing, this has to be one of the funniest phone conversations ever

[@rickardinho]

This could be the greatest segment in broadcast history.

[@jammyvlogs3221]

Take a bow that is gold!!! Shmeltz what a name!! 😆😆😆

[@spudgun889]

I keep listening... Gold

[@jakeharrison6603]

These guys are brilliant.

[@bluejoe1873]

Hahna Herring sounds like a babe ❤❤

[@curtisbissitt5910]

Stop simping lol

[@blackcircle1333]

Who thinks up a name Schmeltz Herring?

[@lukegessner6784]

Schmaltz Herring is a pregnant herring that you pickle in brine.

[@robertstraw9881]

A genius.

[@denzel1989]

A stoner kid we all been there

[@DJSarfo]

All am going to say is Mc luvin!!!

[@spencersandmark]

Erm fake talkshite producers

[@blackdaripper]

This could have been in a comedy sketch on channel4 on a friday night, genius

[@Dinesy-ji4ru]

I’m listening to this at work & trying soooo hard not to laugh out loud!!!

[@robertsutherland6167]

Absolutely hilarious!! 😄😄😄

[@johngreenhorn8853]

Come back to this every now and again for a giggle,side splitting when i first heard it.

[@Mandems96]

This was brilliant

[@gamingflixx]

Holland and Brazil’s finest, thank you Kevin! 🇳🇱🇧🇷

[@mirrors23]

BRILLIANT!!!

[@hey7344]

Come back to watch this every week😂

[@isaaclodziak-green6326]

Are you home alone Kev? Underrated, gets me every time

[@eldio2124]

This is the second greatest call behind the arsenal fan that went crazy on cundy.

[@steveonpoint1109]

Hannah remind me of life of Brian

[@anoldgeezer7177]

yea totally!

[@harveyatkinson9511]

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

[@richard_1111]

Everyone played their parts so naturally, and brilliantly