School Bullying | Indian Stand Up Comedy by Chirag Panjwani

Happy Teachers’ Day. Ek baar baith ke count kiya tha , maine 44 teachers se maar khayi hai.
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Edit and Grade: Anuj Mehta
Sound mixing: Varun Patil
Intro animation: Ameya Agrawal and Kushal Subramanya (@ame_yaar and @kussub)
Shot and recorded by The Habitat Team at The Comedy Roulette event at The Habitat, Mumbai. To know more about such live shows: / indiehabitat
Live Producer: Balraj Singh Ghai
The Habitat Audio Team: Yash Rajiv Barse:
The Habitat Video Team: Vivian Castelino
Special Thanks: Laksh Nayak, Nisarg Avashia. Aditi Ganatra, Debarshi Majumdar, Masoom Rajwani, Shivam Lakhanpal, Ujan Bhattacharjee, Raunaq Rajani, Saurabh Bothra
Disclaimer: This is a scripted comedy routine written and performed by the artist and contains fictional stories. These are just jokes, made solely for the purpose of the viewer’s entertainment. No insult, offence or disrespect is intended to any person, entity, organisation or profession. Nothing contained in this video attempts to or intends to hurt any sentiment and or hurt any sentiment and/or malign the reputation of any person or entity, living or dead, or make any comment or judgements about the procedures or preferences of such person or entities. The actual events are very sad and the audience used to feel bad for me when I told them the actual stories. So I have tweaked every story to confuse you if I am a good person or not. #StandUpComedy #SchoolComedy #SchoolBullying

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[@halalmemer9517]

FIRST REPLY SIR PLEASE GIVE ME A HEART!

[@poojachetwani6875]

Indore aajao plizzz

[@areebak7109]

peterian how aap 😂😂!!!

[@princearora996]

I also studied at a school in agra for 8 years and i can assure you, he is saying the truth! 🤣🤣

[@Udit.Mathur]

Peters?

[@diwakarpaliwal04]

@@Udit.Mathur Yes 💯

[@itsstressbuster]

Which school

[@itsstressbuster]

By the I m from shivalik

[@sahilagarwal4089]

Peters supremacy

[@m.salman2k]

Literally watching atleast 5th time for that apache's kid story....such a great story telling

[@amarkapur05]

Fantastic performance @chirag panjwani , u just recalled all the memories of Peter's.... and yes bonjour sir will always be in our heart... He is the best teacher of Peter's. ❣️❣️

[@namansinghal8992]

We've been told that Bonjour Sir's cane (the Black Cobra) has been kept as a memento somewhere in school and honestly, it felt great to relive some memories of Peter's, Chirag! Great success ahead!

[@ChiragPanjwani]

Thank you Nice Naman

[@TheRealGigaCat]

tum hi ho kya boondi?

[@subhadeepdolui399]

Bundi ka raita?

[@vineetbhardwaj8674]

Bhai tu hi h kya boondi😂😂

[@pogboy537]

holy shit bundi commented

[@geela.tauliya]

I loved how every punch was so relatable and true, I've been in Agra for 7 years I've thousands of memories of my school life and on every joke I could imagine my friends doing the stuff. Truly Wholesome!!

[@supergirl3896]

“Actor banna hai isko?” Omg 🤣🤣

[@amanyadav1709]

Ban jyega ... ✨🔥

[@mohdubaid4537]

It took me some time to get the joke

[@aayushpandya7089]

😂

[@pauloghosh9423]

That was dark af

[@VivekTiwari-dz6jo]

Tumko to ni ban na actor😂😂

[@krishnapratapsingh9837]

The gang of that convent school have deep fondness for bonjour sir. This bit was the best memoir our Alma Mater in Agra.

[@prakharagarwal01]

Bro I'm from St. Conrads and can totally relate to Peter's jokes. I also have taken admission in DPS in 11th and bullying change is real 😂😂.....

[@aakankshagupta7393]

Chirag so happy to see you brother,throwback to your fluent delivering skills when you ,me abhyduay used to do debates and speeches at our catholic convent school !!!! Haha cheers

[@ashish____]

Didi boys school me aap kya karne jaati thi!!?? Btw ye sab sach hai kya??😅😅

[@chiragtekwani2345]

@@ashish____ wahi jiska 2 se zyada londo se hookup tha😂😂😂

[@sofiqulislam6447]

I am a teacher now N had the most beautiful novodayan life so for me this set is memory land. Bhai maza aa gaya. Thank you for this set

[@parthbarvaliya1134]

Proud #Navodian

[@wesshrenderson]

this vid got me recommended and i binged all your videos Man you should post more , you are funny af

[@dhruvgandhi5317]

Even I am from the same school man Loved it❤️ Really miss Bonjour sir

[@mayankdevraj5237]

Konsa school hai bhai ye mai bhi agra se hi hu 😂

[@devgupta5147]

Peter's

[@SouL-ob5wx]

Sir ka naam "bonjour" tha?

[@the_explorer11121]

i loved it dude...you are amzing...my stomach hurts i literally laugh out loud....keep going man!!

[@_busybee23]

you got that charm bud and calm story telling skills, keep it going

[@adamyakaushik696]

Your best work so far! And the best part .. its not even an exaggeration 😂😂😂😂

[@AdityaAnand2004]

To be honest, most underrated.. artist ... Always enjoyed your set💕

[@vivhoodvlogs790]

😂😂😂😂 mast joke mara re

[@RahulP572]

He is underrated because of his unfunny jokes

[@ChiragPanjwani]

Wow you really hate me dude

[@AdityaAnand2004]

@@ChiragPanjwani famous hone ki nishani ki ..😂 haters aane start ho jaye.. good luck bro😊

[@bhabhutiji1169]

@@RahulP572 baat to sahi hai

[@aishwaryashetty3431]

This is amazing as usual Chirag! 😁😁Keep uploading more videos ❤️

[@ozilblaze]

Well well I’ve watched this 4 times now on separate days obviously. Good job brother Exam stress se bahar aane ke liye dekhta hun har exam ke ek din pehle 😂😂

[@shreysabharwal1765]

“Bonjour sir ke pair choo lo is real”😂 Kudos man , really enjoyed it👍🏻

[@sachinchawla7587]

Best 😂😂 Full of nostalgia 👍👍 Maza aa gaya 😀

[@ari_chakraborty]

It's mind blowing 😂😂😂😂 too much relatable..... Loved it ❤️

[@badalshayrma]

By far the best one from you Chirag !! 🎉🎉 कूडोस

[@meenakshibansal6264]

stand up comedies which are more like story telling are perfectttt>>>>

[@AnujSwai]

bhai bahot he umda....har chez mein full on mark..last time you were nervous ..this time you came much stronger...keep it up bro

[@anushkawalawalkar4386]

Legit binge watched all your videos🤣Dekho dekho boondi uchhal rahi hai👏🏻😆Great set bro!

[@praveenpinacle3753]

I was being bullied my entire school and college life ,my facecut skin colour curly hair resembles like African migrant ,various nicknames various teases all my study life ,hurts a lot ,plzzzz guys bring awareness to our next Generation

[@haiderimran7020]

I always guess the height of comedians by the logo in background 🤣 Great set by the way and storytelling! 🔥

[@ChiragPanjwani]

hahaha

[@_notME_77]

Sbko hearty, toh mereko bhi hearty 😂 Loved your golden experience 💕

[@chiragprajapati7159]

that loduchand-loduchand... @ 2:15 😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂

[@ChiragPanjwani]

Solo Shows in Bangalore , Gurgaon and Kolkata. Tickets : in.bookmyshow.com/events/chirag-panjwani-live/ET00343392

[@shikarisambhu2912]

Starting me aise laga ki Sandeep Maheswari v ajkal comedy karne laga. School ki yaadein taja ho gayi. Nice one bro

[@anantprakash880]

St. Peter's ??🤣🤣 yupp Bonjour sir 😂😂

[@devbhatiaa07]

😂😂 i love your sarcasm and way of delivering jokes n stories !!

[@pintupainter257]

"Wife bhi hw nhi karti thi" lmao Amazing set !!

[@kartikaysharma2028]

Awesome video man! We miss Bonjour sir and peters, good old days❤ would love to attend a live show! Keep up buddy!

[@aashnasaini3364]

The name of my bully was also Naman and he was 2 yrs YOUNGER than me. All the characteristics are same too. The only difference was that I never spoke up and now, after 6yrs, also I am scared of him. The worst part, he lives in my society.

[@KaydaarGames]

Great tribute to your teachers 😎 😂😂. Took me back to peters. Would love to see you live sometime.

[@soham14k]

Enjoyed it😂, audience thodi light thi but, that Home-Work wala pun deserved a better laugh

[@randyorton7982]

Bonjour Sir, the most iconic personality St.Peter's ever had! 🙌

[@utkarshtiwari8961]

i was a student of St. George's in agra and each thing he said is true about the school where teachers dont beat but student bully does exist

[@dhruvgandhi5317]

But St. George's isn't a all boys school

[@dhruvgandhi5317]

And Bonjour sir was in St. Peter's

[@yashsrivastava4394]

St. George's ❤️

[@NerdGamer2111]

@Chirag Panjwani I am also studying in st. Peter's college, agra so I can relate very well😂😂

[@Ashok-oe3lo]

just wondered about the audience who were still laughing... all the best

[@swati9781]

I was laughing while feeling bad the whole time 😂😂 hope all students are okay

[@ispeak1217]

Just wow bhai ❤️ all relatable material 💯😂

[@AnkitMishraa5]

Loved it 😂😂😂I also studied in Boys school for 10 years😂

[@ChiragPanjwani]

I’m sorry

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@@ChiragPanjwani 🤣🤣

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@@AnkitMishraa5 😂😂😂

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​@@ChiragPanjwani😂😂😂

[@srbh45]

Best jokes among contemporary stand up videos. 🧿🧿

[@farazhussain954]

Oh man, he is saying truth…. school yaad dilaa diya x-petarians rocks

[@aryanshukla1074]

Gajab😂

[@SamarAbbas-hh8vf]

Black Cobra 😂 diary in pants 😂

[@srushteesatardey9478]

Dude!!!😂😂😂my name is Srushtee and my boyfriend used to be my classmate in 6th std and I used to bully him a lot😂😂. Oh god this brings back memories. Loved this video

[@unmesh]

Amazing Stand Up 🔥🔥🔥

[@fridayhaiaaj9]

Bhyiiii bohot funny. Bohot aage jayega ye boii😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yashulgautamsharma]

Dude you can be a voice over Artist for animated characters.

[@shantamagarwal895]

That 10 sec visualization of a pickel is much better than what Nora fatehi can do

[@himankkrkaushal2921]

Kya zabardast set hai bhai... Bohot funny

[@differentangle1]

Fantastic writing and performance!

[@inferno_008]

Sooo good!! 😂

[@shivankarsen1055]

Kuch bhi ho. . Bonjour Sir would be proud of you bhai. . (God bless his soul) Keep growing, keep rising! Plus, I hope Naman doesn't mind. . 🤭 🐒

[@AdityaAnand2004]

Bro you look like cricketer from lagan😂😂 .. nice set bro . Keep growing 🤛💪. Love from jharkhand

[@prafulparashar9849]

Great stuff brother. I am also a proud peterian !!

[@beingselmon8602]

You are good...badhiya storytelling skill h bhai aapki..bahut aage jaaoge

[@akbarazam1219]

Raita jokes were damn good 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shabih8601]

One of the best comedian 🤩🤩

[@anuragdev7344]

That after leg day wala joke is damn relatable. I was literally crying over my legs before watching his show.😂😂

[@jigyasupandey7283]

🤣🤣 This is EPIC. Keep going brother.

[@ajay.6o9i]

Insane between-the-lines comedy 😂😂🔥

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Why is this guy so funny?? You deserve to go viral!!!

[@AmiMish0909]

You are amazing bro...don't give up good days are coming....your timing and content is impeccable

[@MOHIT_RAJPUTT]

Funny dude 😂😂 Chirag Panjwani ❤❤

[@SahilKumar-vo6ry]

I was in the live show and during the whole show I was thinking ye banda sach m bahut funny hai yaar🤣

[@himking210]

7:41 shady to ye line bhi bohot thi 😂

[@SisodiaToto]

Sounds like a journey from Peters to Pauls ... Agra people will understand :D

[@ChiragPanjwani]

You're right about one school

[@parajulioshan]

Its too good bro and ypur acting is just amazing . Love u bro.❤️

[@Krish-mz1ho]

Bhai such a great set , super funny bro keep up the good work

[@X-Men17]

Told some new untold fact about bollywood :- actror bnna hai isko. Amazing sir 🤣🤣🤣

[@USBEN.]

Well written and entertaining.

[@thepamma]

Watched your first video and subscribed. Very good set, looking forward for more!

[@vansh215]

The ending was at another level👏😂

[@juhichaturvedi591]

Loved his smile!

[@TVC_Comments]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 OP bhaiiii 😂😂🤣

[@BhawalRazaMandra]

Didn't stop laughing for even a minute. Your Style

[@yuvikachibhrani8866]

Agra walo ko pata hai ki he's talking about St.Peters College Agra😂🙌

[@prateekjain5236]

Shabbashh bhai, per chune wala yaad aa gaya, or harry sir ki cobra ko mene let let k khaya hai, 🙈 and RIP Bonjour sir 🙏 #legend.

[@ChiragPanjwani]

bhai kya tum mere batch waale prateek jain ho ?

[@purnimas4178]

This was tooooo good🤣🤣

[@Comic_KrishnenduPaul]

Bahut badhiya Chirag... Kya mast video

[@adityarajesh2952]

Amazing work!!😂😂

[@dharmnayak5474]

maza aagaya yaar! bohot hi funny. 🙌🙌

[@paulphoenix2642]

Wonderful story and comedy bro, keep it up😊

[@sailaab]

This was soooooo good, as it genuinely felt like you were actually just talking to friends and narrating stories from old days.👌🏽🤍 And in that too, except for the few cussing/ bleeping, this was SFW and family friendly too.👍🏼💙

[@neerajsalam4805]

Terrific 💯

[@vishwapsengar7340]

Gazab

[@BAGGGED]

physics padhane se pahle vasooli ka kam krta thaaaaa nyc comicccc brooooo ❤❤❤

[@PakchikpakRajaBabu-sp]

It is so true... Rice bag converts running icse schools had teachers who used to behave like this.. I also used to study in an icse school and i fully relate with this

[@wildpantheryt4071]

Always support new talent , honoured to listen uh

[@Tomiokasan99]

The achar part was perfect 😂

[@snailsecx8551]

yaaar peters ki yaad dila diiii. nostalgiaa

[@vighneshsarpanch9733]

Good empowerment bhai ❤️ Viral video me bohat struggle karna pd raha tha.... But ye wala💥🔥🔥

[@hardikagarwal5994]

I am also from Peter's and all this still prevails but now upto certain level

[@Civilclips]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 bhai bhai bahut h amazing