SCHOOL RULES BE LIKE...

[@StevieKnows]

Heyyyy you ol’ flutes! Just wanted to stop by and say I hope those of you who are currently in exam season are coping okay. Keep powering through. And remember no matter what happens, everything will be okay. Hope you enjoy the video 😌

[@EL04FEL]

First to reply and nothing to reply about

[@bellarodgers1595]

it's been hard being told of when i was chewing gum i scrimed at my teacher for it 🤬

[@byronturner9758]

I was five 5yrs ago

[@abbiesharkey]

*walks into school with a smile* detention! *walks into school with a frown* detention! *doesn’t walk into school at all* teacher: *calls home* DDDDDETENTION

[@callmeshifty6263]

Seems legit 😂

[@OVCHydro]

So true lol

[@eviemellon5728]

This is how many people love and relate to stevie ⬇️

[@chanelmybelle]

Init best KZbinr of all time.. plus i never since to get why there's even school rules..when it was warm i always rolled my sleeves up and the red flag was not up

[@ASSAsebber]

The first like beggar

[@ph0t0gen1c]

Teacher: Is your shirt tucked in? Me: No are yoh blind? Teacher:TUCK IT IN Me:Alright alright mate I'm not killing you am i?

[@ph0t0gen1c]

i actually got likes wow

[@r_mc29]

my headteacher said it made him feel sick XD

[@jamieclarke6161]

I love gary

[@grace9595]

Teachers at my secondary school “ TUCK UR SHIRT IN “ “BLAZER ON” “SKIRTS THE RIGHT LENGTH” “NO EATING IN THE CORRIDOR OUTSIDE OR IN THE CANTEEN” “GUM IN THE BIN” “DETENTION. DETENTION. DETENTION. DETENTION “ “WHY AEE YOU LATE” “WHY DONT YOU NOT HAVE A PEN”

[@qaisaralasali8484]

Thank you a lot for uploading Ian so happy when I saw you uploading I was having one of the worst days ever and I am so stressed of exams

[@ChloeM39079]

This video is so funny 😂 😅🤣😅😂🤣post Notifications are on

[@hiiwannasayhi2025]

One thing about your videos... I find it hard to breathe during your videos cause I’m constantly laughing

[@s.l.rmusic2580]

This is so relatable, I love it, your videos are so funny, in my second primary school we even had to stand against the wall at break if we were misbehaved and in highschool we had to have toilet passes to be allowed to leave lesson and go to the toilet so if we didn't have one, we couldn't go but in sixth form even though we still have to put our hand up and ask, we don't need a toilet pass

[@jessicakorver]

Also back at my primary school, we had to put our hand up for the dinner laddies to look though our lunch box to see if had finished 😂😂😂🙈🙈

[@theawatson152]

Omg same here😂😈

[@jessicakorver]

@@theawatson152 the pain was real 😂

[@theawatson152]

Jess kkk XD ikr😂

[@xh9010]

When I was in year 11 they indroduced a no PDA rule and at the time it wasn't properly enforced so they picked on my friend who had a disability saying she couldn't hold hands or kiss her boyfriend the teachers in charge singled her out which I thought was cruel

[@lenorasnart8680]

That it so horrible. I would have attacked them

[@player_delta]

Whats pda?

[@mitchtom1409]

Rangstarunt 77 public display of affection

[@crooked_mermaid]

If they did that in my school the students would riot! Literally my school is full of petty botches that if the rule was introduced you would see couples snogging around every corner, hell I would be surprised if an orgy DIDN’T break out!

[@aneesahmahmood3155]

Hahaha your sooo funny and these are actually relatable can u do a vid on things u do in geography lesson or history lesson 😂🔥😂🔥

[@hhsixidiotsxx]

Uniform is a BANGER!! chewing gum is forbidden in my school if you chew gum you get a detention and your parents know about it as well it’s SO annoying

[@theawatson152]

In my school, they're not really bothered about socks anymore, most of the school wear white nike socks with the black tick on it with their £50 nike trainers. We have a rule about skirts (no skirts above the knee as Stevie said in the video) but loads of people wear their skirts above the knee.😂 Stevie you really made me laugh when you said about the rule "no one is allowed on the field" and then you say "THEN WHY HAVE WE GOT A FIELD THEN?"😂😂 Me and my friends were once walking on a field and it had been raining and this teacher was shouting at us telling us to get off the field. Next time the teachers say we aren't allowed on the field, I'm just gonna ask them why we have a field😂

[@sophie.i.t]

We get shouted at for walking through the science corridor during break and lunch, so one time I hopped through and the teacher looked so pissed off it was hilarious

[@bethanyharlow9379]

I'm gonna try this

[@anidleteen]

Are you not subscribed to Stevie Knows? DDDDDDETENTION

[@shannonwright7516]

Lol

[@crazylily9528]

Init who can’t subscribe to him he so funny person have watched maby official as well

[@crimsonthebastard5030]

@@crazylily9528 do you want to try again with zero mistakes?

[@gachacookiegirl2780]

Hi I love your videos and your tic toks there hilarious🤣

[@lunaedwards468]

I’m about to make a partial stevie quote here but at my school the teachers are like “stay out of the orchard, your only aloud in the orchard in summer.” While I’m just stood there like “Miss what’s summer. In case you haven’t noticed because your to busy playing netball all day, but we don’t have a summer here in the U.K. It rains all year FRICKIN’ ROUND!!!!!”

[@BBGAMER-ch6fu]

One of the old rules in my old primary was GO AND SIT ON THE NAUGHTY SPOT wich was literally a yellow spot from the PE coubard love u stevie ❤️❤️

[@Ems448]

Lol so true like OMG! Also Can you do a video about Homework?

[@ciarapayne5180]

I was thinking that as well 😂

[@_nightfall_coz3201]

OMG Stevie all those rules are just y but spot on. Face the wall hated that still didn't tho. Anyway love this vid Stevie can't wait till u do more

[@savsybunny7955]

sometimes i wonder “do my school teachers think that tucking my shirt in and wearing my blazer 24/7 will help me get good grades?” 😂😂 i love your videos stevie

[@violetstudios920]

C h a r m in my school they take away your phone if you don’t wear your blazer

[@macie3408]

My school has this rule where we're not allowed to have our phone on in school gates/grounds. Not even before/after school! If we were getting kidnapped, STILL NOT ALLOWED PHONES!

[@skplaysgaming3649]

Teacher: tuck your shirt in Me: tucks it in Teacher: thank you Me: gets past the teacher and untucks shirt *i got caught* Teacher: right detention Me: but I’m off dirtbiking after school Teacher: don’t care

[@cpurchase7237]

Is my school just really chill or somethin Haircuts: don't care Uniform: as long as your smart we don't give one (we wear suits for school so is a bit more relaxed) Headphones: depends on the teacher Your probably starting to see a trend here

[@ianslater9703]

This is my fav youtube channel ... i dont laugh often but i am crying tears of laughter

[@crogpitsgg]

Love stevie, so relatable. I never want his vids to end

[@debbstibb]

Ahahahaha Cant stop thinking about how ridiculous my school rules are!!

[@blueice735]

This is so relatable and halarious XD You just got a new subscriber

[@mimilovesss]

I am so grateful that I’m aloud to take my blazer off when I’m in class 😂, soon as I go out the door “DoN’T fOrGeT yOuR bLaZeR!” 😂 (I am so sorry, I am very cringey 😂)

[@emilyfrith6805]

Stevie, you're actually the only youtuber I watch weekly. The second the notification comes, I watch your videos. I've NEVER done that for any other youtubers 😂 :)

[@ryanfrounks]

I actually got in trouble for not doing my top button up after having surgery on my neck... AND THE OLD BAT WASN'T EVEN MY TEACHER! Pathetic!

[@editsxo5886]

Ryan A Frounks omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jadeoliviawadsworth]

There were two rules I had in primary that used to mean the end of the world when they were broken, well that's what the teachers made it out to be like. The first one was you weren't allowed more than one pencil in the tray under desks. It used to cause so much carnage with teachers when a kid was found with more than one pencil and they got done for not sharing them, and then fellow class mates would take the piss and be like "ayy, you saving then for your tea?" Worse rule ever if you ask me. The next rule: break time, kids would have sat in their morning classes, their stomach rumbling, and finally the lesson before break is over. Everyone races to the canteen to get toast, 10p for one slice but that's all you were allowed to get, unless you say your sharing. All was good with that, you say your sharing with your best mate, hand them your 20p and take your two slices of toast, you sit on the bench and about to take a bit out of your second piece when the mate you said you was sharing with taps you on the shoulder, frowning. Now 9/10 people would give their mate the toast because they feel bad but there's always that one person who just takes a bit out of the toast in front of their mate resulting in their mate having the breakdown of the century crying to a teacher, which gets you banned from having toast for the week 😂 two worst rules ever

[@jasminjessa2607]

This is more relatable than me and my friends

[@crazywolflova6008]

No hat no play no play no fun today so pack your bags and go away 😂

[@lyleheup-long7891]

I love all ur videos Stevie no matter how long it takes to up lood them

[@ruthisgone]

Stevie: BECAUSE I LITERALLY CAN'T BREATHE Captions: electric car brave

[@wyatt9949]

There is another one where it talks about the students skirt above the knee and throwing them on jail. Yeah the captions turns throw them in jail to BIRMINGHAM

[@deannawilkinson9099]

My primary school rule was to go and stand outside the staff room or put your name on the sad side or down on the goodness chart 😂😂😂

[@amiehopkins3458]

I love u. I look forward to this every Sunday ❤️😂😂

[@EL04FEL]

Well in my primary school for 3 years we had football taken off us just because people were having a few scratches here and there I mean like bloody hell, taking football off a bunch of primary kids is like pulling teeth, we still took the football out some times and when the harcourt was a thing one of us would have a watch and we sneak to and from the school to the Harcourt with out any of the teachers noticing.

[@sophiecollectscoins3878]

Yesss so true and so relatable 😂😂😂

[@katelynweiler8945]

Hey you ol’ flute! Your videos are cool 😎

[@tnlovehoperescuemonternegr8348]

I feel like crying cuz I was looking after my sister instead of coming and watching this vid... I watched it an hour late...

[@moomack]

me and my family love you we also love your song about the paper towels 😂😂 hope you continue to make all this amazing content ❤️

[@thepenguin4379]

nah for real my primary school confiscated anything recreational from pokemon cards to tamagotchis to match attacks to even board games and i kid you not we weren't even allowed to play football at lunch because apparently we were all too violent when it came to playing it (even though we were only like 8-11 years old) like it was practically a concrete rectangle prison yard

[@lillieoppercarnall9274]

23rd comment, 2nd view and 55th like

[@ashemsp8155]

Love the new video m8 ❤️😂

[@WaterNinja-ty4sd]

One of my old primary school rules was when if you took too long to sit down after lunch you would have to sit down on the floor for 1 minute before the lesson started, Some people were crying so it worked

[@hannahgill2789]

Love these videos!!!!

[@negaspyrog2837]

I'm so happy i'm in my final year that way i dont have to deal with this shit anymore ( aside from uniforms cause i have never had to wear one before )

[@GirlWhoLovesStrangerThings]

This is normally the last thing I do before I go to sleep: watch Stevie Knows on KZbin and it is also the first thing I do when I wake up.

[@katielou7085]

Here we go, watching this on my first day of this school year and at my new school!

[@gtthegamer7863]

4:13 - go sit in the corner is another good one

[@Elongang]

Haha love this video And i have a story that relates a bit to this video (i think i told you on instagram 😂) i was chewing gum in geography and my teacher saw (i have no clue how my mouth was shut and didn’t look like i was chewing) and shouted, embarrassed me in front of my form AND almost gave me detention :,( So yeah DONT CHEW GUM IN GEOGRAPHY KIDS 😂😂

[@thetruckdriver6286]

This is so bloody true

[@vixen_xx7442]

This is so relatable! Another thing our teachers have a full on fit if we ask to go to the toilet during lessons in my school they’re like “Well you should have gone at lunch!” And watch you try your hardest trying not to piss your self while writing an SA like wtffff

[@jazc6469]

I love your videos Stevie, they are so relatable. Please carry on making videos ;)

[@sofiaking6622]

Love your videos they are so true and amazing

[@GirlWhoLovesStrangerThings]

Love this video. Made me laugh. 😂😂

[@larahamill6833]

Why is this all so relatable 😂😂

[@froggyness6406]

You could enter school at 8:00 but it didn’t start till 8:40 and in those 40 minutes you weren’t allowed on your phone even though school technically hadn’t even started

[@jackbutler354]

SAAAME

[@scootinglegendlexie6223]

I missed my training just to watch your TikTok and KZbin xx

[@LucyLoo-po8zw]

Love these videos 😂

[@Sophia-io5zr]

Deeeeeeetention. Deeeeeeetention. D-D-D-deeeeeeetention! 🤣🤣❤❤

[@bethpalmerx]

bye this is THE most relatable thing i've ever seen and will ever see i swear down😂💞

[@existingcommenter9647]

Saw this tweet saying that teachers are expecting students to make big life choices when a short while ago they had to ask to go to the toilet

[@vanessafrancis9576]

We are not allowed do first bumps in our school

[@mollyhill4138]

Live thisss. 🥰😂

[@Matilda-kt4ro]

In my school, we have a one-way system and it’s so annoying. Like, if we pass the door to our classroom by three steps, we can’t just turn around and go in, we have to walk around the whole school again. And then the teachers expect us to be on time. Like, be realistic about this. And all the teachers treat breaking the one-way system like some kind of war crime and then they all do it themselves. Apparently it “ensures safety because no one is being pushed the opposite way”. Well, simple solution to that, everyone walks on their left hand side of the corridor. My primary school thought of that and these grammar school teachers can’t? It’s so simple.

[@delphox3607]

i relate to all of them

[@agamer2025]

Even the strict English hated our uniform policy's and said "if I ran the school I would get rid of the uniforms" and she always let you take your blazers off aswell

[@chelseamorris9240]

Never fails to make me and my four year old sister laugh. BTW Stevie she loves your videos and is always asking to watch them ❤️

[@xh9010]

Needed the laugh

[@Welshey]

My school doesn't allow you to go to the toilet unless you have a toilet pass. You can only get them if you have a medical condition, such as a bladder infection. It's stupid tbh

[@StuartAltimas]

Same

[@paris1064]

there's this secondary school who recently made a fine of £80 if a student is caught throwing rubbish

[@helenhall2923]

You have to have your planner out or you get scared at by like 4 or 5 teacher and we have to stay on the left hand side of the corridor

[@strangexperson2871]

The only time we can take our blazers of is if we are in class

[@augustandhollyroblox3011]

Yes Stevie I love ur videos

[@sineadx6207]

Your videos make my day 😂

[@flannels9631]

My school now doesn’t allow you to get water in class

[@bethanyharlow9379]

Same.... Why tho..... Teachers more than likely have a hot drink or or a gallon of water.. Occasionally booze

[@Shazbaz58]

We can’t fill our bottles during class, in between classes, or during break/lunch. WHATS THE POINT OF HAVING WATER FOUNTAINS THAN?! 😂😂

[@milliepatersonsmith]

First comment! Love u Stevie xx

[@elishacrookston2437]

We get told to stand up for the rest of the lesson

[@sophieelton3163]

Love your channel You are so funny

[@aro6648]

The dislikes are from teachers.

[@milliebowler8298]

Why is this so relatable? 🤣🤣

[@Abbx_]

Ok but these videos and ur TikToks can literally cure depression!😂😂😂

[@dias_prv6710]

Wassup ye ol flutes

[@Pugzie2000]

*wearing long socks* Teacher: DEEEETENION! Why? teacher: YOU SOCKS ARE TOUCHING YOUR KNEE WOT

[@_jxmxx_blxcxw_320]

If we get caught with gum it's an hour dt 😂😂

[@Bunny-xh8ue]

It’s teachers favourite thing to say “you finished your conversation” or “I’m just gonna wait *shrugs shoulders” orrrr “DDDEEEETENTION”

[@hiiwannasayhi2025]

Your characters are savage

[@mrgtimez]

The field bit is true we have a pond we can't even open the door to it let alone go in it

[@that_one_beast5511]

Lol poor stevie at the beggining😂😂😂

[@maxthebumblebee]

We have the skirt one and also a weird jumper one

[@ameliehorn4518]

I love you so much Your soooo funny😂😂😂

[@shellyf4173]

I love ur vids ♥️

[@amymacefield2046]

Blazers ooonnnn!!!!!!!!

[@shaniamccoll4079]

This video is so relatable! :D

[@jackp0577]

My school doesn't let us use the main door unless it is raining or icy, we have to walk all the way round the side of the school

[@morganjade868]

I relate 😂