School Slander 2

[@SvelYT]

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[@Haz123_lol]

Yep, i joined

[@PixelRyzl]

Nah

[@userde3511]

Popping off bro

[@JMKR1723]

i am not old enough sorry :(

[@diazthechad6698]

Oh I'd love to join! Thank you :")

[@idkspacey]

The school teacher life story one is too accurate 😭

[@SvelYT]

Waaay too accurate

[@chinaT.A.sHadrian]

IKR

[@alunalixx368]

@@CosmicIsDead ong, like jus tell the students instead of making unnecessary comebacks. But in all seriousness, you also gotta understand where the teachers are coming from, some do hate their jobs and probably aren't getting paid enough, they also have to deal with kids who are probably disrespectful, hence the reason why they are always so cranky.

[@ArmoredG]

cringe anime profile

[@NetBattler]

@@ArmoredG fr

[@Hugo_Balls08]

Y’all ever bait a teacher into telling you their whole life story so she doesn’t give homework or class? In a single class the told us 2 stories and she was going for the third but there where like 15 minutes left so she didn’t wanna tell it. By asking her question I somehow managed to bait her into telling that third story and we didn’t even get homework. Felt like a fucking boss after that one

[@SvelYT]

You sir, are a legend

[@tiahnarodriguez3809]

Yes. I kept my Spanish teacher talking for most of the class period so we wouldn’t have to present our projects cuz most of the class and myself weren’t prepared, but with 5 minutes left on the clock she still made all of us present 😭. I also kept a teacher talking about her personal life and acted like I cared because she found out several students including myself said she sucked at teaching, so I was trying to portray myself as “nice” so she would question whether or not I really said that cuz how could a nice person say something mean, ya know? It worked and she didn’t do anything to get back at me 😁.

[@NetBattler]

😂

[@okayokay9569]

Student of the year goes to you 😂👍

[@karlmarx8448]

I had the communist manifesto and my math teacher kept talking and reading about it until the period ended.

[@tr4shssh0t4]

The fact that i like it when the teacher tells us her life storytime so the time can go faster and we won’t have to work

[@SillyDumbass69]

Haha, same.

[@SvelYT]

True, it's cool when that happens

[@Wouldyoulose98]

Literally the only thing I care about when the teacher tells his/her life story

[@tr4shssh0t4]

@@Wouldyoulose98 FR

[@tr4shssh0t4]

@@SvelYT Yeah

[@LuziMikaa_Official]

0:11 as a kid who sits on the front row, i can confirm that this is more than a 100% accurate

[@UhhWorks]

As a kid who sir in the back row every year , i can confirm its more than 1000% accurate

[@alihanbaran]

Same here

[@LuziMikaa_Official]

I did not expect this comment to reach 62 likes in just an hour thanks for the likes btw

[@aryanparri]

Same here

[@ondra123lolcz]

@@LuziMikaa_Official why did you have the need to fucking thank us for likes

[@mapplesauce25]

Bro the boys bathroom one is WAY to accurate. We don’t even have soap in ours. 😢

[@SvelYT]

we didn't have doors in ours 💀

[@isleep5hrseveryday105]

Wtf is going on in y’all’s bathroom but like in the girls there’s a high chance you will find blood on the toilet seat and no toilet paper when it’s necessary so...

[@lunariousmoon]

The girl's bathroom just has blood everywhere for some reason

[@jaajembryons1803]

@@lunariousmoon Period I guess idk

[@pattananninja]

For real it's really dirtier than other toilet in the school

[@tuuresarolahti6247]

0:21 Bypassing school administrator to download steam on the school laptop

[@SvelYT]

Definitely true for steam

[@JustUniversa]

One of my teachers has steam on their computer lol

[@Johnsbrggnfndm]

Thru USB thumb drives or

[@panzerthatjager]

the boys bathroom one got me 💀

[@SvelYT]

I'm glad to find out that's universal and it's not just in my school lol

[@panzerthatjager]

@@SvelYT lolll

[@toxicnooob6036]

the boys bathroom always has shoe prints on the top of the toilet,tissue everywhere,wet mirror,soap in the sink and someone who turns off the lights💀

[@fuji5157]

@@toxicnooob6036 the air is always humid too

[@toxicnooob6036]

@@fuji5157 i sweat when i pee

[@SawerrygIlIIl573]

The Asian kid part is actually sad because some of us know damn well if we couldn’t reach our parents’s expectations of us, we’ll be beaten with variety of household objects. This doesn’t apply to all Asian parents because my best friend’s parents are actually very supportive and easy going with her. They aren’t as strict as mine.

[@SvelYT]

I'm sorry to hear that bro. I hope I didn't offend many people with the video, it's meant to be a joke

[@iboi4641]

Well im asian too and if i get b im dead

[@dookie7299]

(I don’t care)

[@tizzy-hizzy]

@@dookie7299 i don’t care about you either

[@mosest20]

@@dookie7299 Don’t give shit if u don’t care since no asked for ur opinion

[@izaak8056]

-You spent precious time hacking the school wifi. -I broke into the teacher lounge and stole the password off of the whiteboard. We are not the same.

[@Razz_gaming3]

You really do have the courage to actually do that, i mean i’m scared to even ask the teacher to go the bathroom.

[@theamazingscoutmeebo679]

@@Razz_gaming3 I’m scared to even go up to the board to answer the question when the teacher asks me to

[@Dragonking-fd1qv]

LMAO DID THE SAME

[@SlanderMemes]

😂😂😂

[@chrisuki4831]

Late response but nobody does that because they're afraid to Nobody does this because the wifi is ass anyways

[@lavenderdreamss]

Nah, bro, we start a conversation with our teachers and then they start telling us their life stories until the bell rings. And then we're like "MISSION COMPLETE"

[@jambothejoyful2966]

Yesss

[@ziggymajig]

yuh my science teacher spent an entire class period talking about forcing kids in a juvie school to say good morning to him every day and i could feel my soul slowly leaving my body till the bell rang

[@asmrgroguyt]

as someone who sits in the backseat in my classroom i approve

[@maxmcgarry1173]

i love how this is just 100% accurate

[@battleaxel9726]

When our teachers tell their life stories we do our best to encourage her to keep going cause it is always more interesting than schoolwork.

[@SvelYT]

Fax

[@Numbergamer2024]

Relatable: (Sees 98%) *throws it away so my parents don’t see it*

[@SlanderMemes]

Bro we always do that

[@ΜΝΜ]

As a person who exists, I can confirm this is 100% true.

[@kitty-fx]

as a person who doesn't exist, i can't confirm it it's true.

[@averagewindowsenjoyer852]

as a person who exists, i can confirm your username is sus af

[@Wonderaven]

as a person

[@simplycod3789]

a..

[@Xirmo002]

.

[@kahiruo]

As a guy who rarely uses the bathroom, can confirm i always wear a nuclear suit before entering.

[@SvelYT]

You have to be careful about the radiation

[@einzer3586]

Yeah you don't want to be like the victims in Hiroshima, that was where the video came from, and that is the a bomb dome which is the most famous landmark in Hiroshima because it was very close to ground zero, and it survived

[@RedGenesectNinja]

I can count the number of times I used the high school bathroom on one hand

[@Razz_gaming3]

Yea tbh, low oxygen in the bathroom bro🗿

[@bankionic]

0:11 as someone who used to sit on the back row , i can confirm this is 200% accurate

[@someasiankid6214]

0:26 I approve of this heartbreaking story. Good show

[@akaza1584]

"How relatable you want this to be?" This guy: Yes

[@ther.w.d.channel1501]

The hacking one reminded me of something funny that happened my sophomore year of highschool. My grade over the summer was supposed to read this book and were expected to write essays, answer tests, etc when we returned(outside of stuff for our actual classes). But also out of all the books I've read, I didn't enjoy it so much I didn't finish. I should also mention it was a requirement to graduate for some reason. So here I am expecting myself to have to speed read during stuff to find answers when the first slides come up about what we have to do. Turns out someone had hacked into the slides and changed everything, so the people in charge said "don't worry, we'll fix it and then start the questions, test, etc." They never fixed it, and so I graduated without reading the book required to graduate😂

[@thejayman1886]

I remember there was this one guy in my class who was a real good con artist. He convinced the teachers to let him use Minecraft for a presentation. While the teachers weren't looking he snuck a copy of Minecraft into the schools shared files folder. After that literally anybody could have a free copy of Minecraft just by finding the right folder in the schools file directory. That guy was a boss.

[@TexanDoge1]

I need to learn his ways.

[@CommanderOfTDS]

Some time ago I used to have ONLINE work (before covid) and during the break time I would usually hang out with my friends. But if I didn't complete 8 OF THEM BLOODY TASKS I would get detention. I speedran them with one of my buddies in 40 minutes. This video is just fax. I used to sit at the front of the class bc if I was moved to the back I wouldnt get sh*t done.

[@SvelYT]

you were on a whole different grindset my man

[@CommanderOfTDS]

@@SvelYT I was in an entire universe.

[@tienluong9648]

Idk about y'll but I feel way less bored and sleepy when the teacher is telling their life story rather than lessons

[@SvelYT]

Yeah man, same for me

[@blitzlives1023]

Same

[@epicpineapple1367]

Nothing could be more relatable than this lmao

[@mari0722]

In Arabic class. Any time my friend gets a good I clap really hard. My hands hurt

[@quick_light]

this video is absolute facts though also 0:35 when that happens its good, because you dont do work and your able to get away with more stuff like playing games on the school computer since teacher aint paying much attention

[@moggerspoggers_]

The doing assignments in the last few seconds is too accurate🗿

[@ZekePostsStuff.]

The last row one and the boys bathroom one is so accurate💀

[@ZekePostsStuff.]

(I sit in the last row)

[@SvelYT]

💀

[@firestorm8265]

Ah yes, the time I used ddos on the school wifi, causing the internet connectivity issues all around the school so I didn’t have to do that presentation that was on google slides. Good times.

[@SvelYT]

Lmao, you are a giga chad

[@rajan8516]

omg.

[@coolwolf506]

How did you do it?

[@firestorm8265]

@@coolwolf506 Google for dos programs online, but make sure it’s one that you use for testing purposes. Find your school Wi-Fi’s IP address, if they have zero protection, the IP address you can find in the wifi settings when you are connected to the school wifi will do. The dos program will ask for an IP address and how many packets it wants to send. For me it was technically ddos because me and some of my friends synchronized the dos attacks from multiple computers to the school wifi.

[@coolwolf506]

@@firestorm8265 Yeah testing purposes just curious on how you managed to do it

[@myushankaiswarm]

As a kid who sits in the back seat, we also have a banquet event every math period.

[@randomartist3966]

The boys bathroom in my school looks exactly like that

[@SvelYT]

It's where the best memories come from

[@Balls242]

And the smell of the urine

[@BrandonTBlackwell]

The 15 seconds was extremely accurate.

[@pablowashington8510]

15 seconds?

[@ΜΝΜ]

None of these are slander. They're pure facts that are 100% true

[@SvelYT]

Facts

[@spelabrinc2196]

Our school wifi password is just too easy. Half of our class is using school wifi

[@semsot-the-fake]

Man, it was just like that back in my school years(2007-2018) excluding ofc online classes

[@SvelYT]

Saldy you didn't get to witness the online classes

[@semsot-the-fake]

@@SvelYT I witnessed them in university lmao

[@jessy4358]

@@semsot-the-fake bro ong those we’re so damn boring for me since i was in a moroccain school for economics and management.

[@charli3charlieeeeee]

what did the boys bathroom had to do to deserve such treatment lmao💀

[@ActualCMaj7chord]

the last one was too accurate 💀

[@trollinsky6700]

The coding kid who makes a virus that bricks the computers: *”I AM THE ONE WHO TROLLS.”*

[@JoshuaGames4076]

The boys bathroom seat always has piss on it, even the floor too... And a bunch of water puddles.. it's annoying and crazy

[@SvelYT]

It's a scary place

[@JoshuaGames4076]

@@SvelYT fr

[@MonkeyMan27238]

The boys bathroom one is too accurate lol

[@eliasujashvili7113]

Teacher Telling The Story Be Like: *"I Am Teaching For 51 Years"*

[@TheGlitchyMario]

Ironically, I figured out how to completely bypass school internet filters without hacking!

[@dylannnofficial177]

This blew up super fast. 145k views in only 15 hours. Good job!

[@SvelYT]

Thanks man!

[@chicken4699]

0:04 asian parents when their child got 100 on almost everything and 99 on one subject:

[@Ok48294]

The kids on the back row are definitely having fun because the front row is easy to be spotted by our teachers

[@apple_m2_delight]

The boy's bathroom at the end of this video is so accurate 😂😂. Man, if only schools care about bathroom sanitation

[@akavakar8593]

should of been “hacking the school wifi but gets blocked on every website instead”

[@Mr.Green_RBX]

0:21 that's literally me right there

[@pepegroda9609]

As a human I can confirm this is many% accurate

[@kingvsa8430]

me on my way to do my 45 homeworks a day before progress reports: 😁

[@SvelYT]

Haha, wish you luck when this happens again this year

[@toonwachi600]

0:26 as an asian, this is absolutely true. 😂

[@ChiyariTenkajin]

I get homeschooled so I am taking this as what school is actually like.

[@Dettihs]

The boys bathroom one is literally the most accurate.

[@paigerenee4173]

Am I the only one who actually does like it when a teacher tells a story? It is nice to not have to work but I also just like to hear stories they like to share. And one teacher I had in 8th grade legit had the craziest life stories ever- I could listen to him talk for hours.

[@Klemen1x]

Man i miss the online classes where you didn't write anything down and didn't listen to a thing the teacher said, but still somehow passed the year. Good times.

[@Zmappingss]

1 million in 10 days!!?? Big W to you

[@dalphin4820]

I honestly hope teachers tell us their life stories, as it means more time not doing work

[@MasterBlakeYT]

I once hacked the Wi-Fi. The password was literally our schools name 💀 (Btw, I think McDonald’s has better Wi-Fi then they did)

[@gremlynlapid]

0:11 the back row is closest to the teacher’s desk so, as a front row person, i can approve the accuracy

[@SvelYT]

Lol in what country is it like that

[@gremlynlapid]

@@SvelYT its different for every class lol not country based, for me its like that

[@notnemeziz]

this relates to me on a spiritual level 💀

[@minisaiju922]

well in my school the wifi password is written on door of the principal's office

[@SvelYT]

You had it easy lol

[@ideal982]

My friend once ddosed my school's pcs by making a file to big for it to handle

[@someguy2401]

ah yes when the teacher is clueless about technology. sometimes pisses me off fr

[@luviam0001]

Hacking the schools wifi in their eyes is as simple as typing any network related command into the command prompt on windows.

[@EasternStory]

using a vpn to bypass the school firewall:

[@probablynotmal8436]

The assignment one is literally me, and I’ll always say “I’m NEVER procrastinating like this again” just for me to do the exact same thing the next week

[@weirdlemonthing3714]

August 12th, 2004 - June 10th 2016 The Procrastination Incident

[@totallynotaminecraftchanne1923]

Uh huh

[@jeanagron3180]

Me and the boys bought water gun and start shooting in 0:40

[@ThWoWy]

0:36: my entire ELA class be like

[@McTuber42]

This isn't a joke, this is just facts

[@behindthemaestrosdesk]

What’s nice about school slanders, is that you realise that many others are going through the hilarious grief you are facing too... I guess we’re a heart warmed community 😁

[@radustana]

like a week ago someone managed to get the school wifi password and all he really did with it was play a fall guys ripoff

[@SvelYT]

Oh no, not that rip off. I think it was called Stumble Guys or something

[@kurdbender]

@@SvelYT trip guys

[@radustana]

@@SvelYT yes,it was called stumble guys also the teacher once took our phones because of it

[@therobloxyoutuber7676]

I started a riot at my old school overpowering the principle XD

[@SvelYT]

I haven't laughed at a comment this hard in a long time xd

[@michaelsoyt]

Experience from myself: at grade 6, me and my boys tried to get into our teachers e-smart account (e-smart is something stupid you know) and we made a discord group called ‘stoopid hackas’ now I’m grade 7 and me and my bois still Targetting our teacher this is hilarious!😂😂😂 Note from me: just don’t try to do it, you might detention

[@SvelYT]

Stoopid hackas is the best name I've heard in a while lol

[@michaelsoyt]

Nice bro

[@portocalil]

As a kid who stays in the back row I can confirm all of us are monkeys that carry Always a AK-47

[@Dangkhanh32]

Boys bathroom is where WWIII starts

[@SvelYT]

True

[@weirdlemonthing3714]

Once I saw a kid get pushed into a piss puddle

[@aireenluyao746]

Ok, this is too accurate and relatable.imma subscribe now

[@witheryt1239]

0:20 this is relatable

[@hahafunnyname]

I sit at the back row and i literally apples and candy with a guy near me

[@9.lunaxs]

OMG MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING CALL 911 I CANT BREATH HELP IM STUILL LAUGHING WHUILE WRIGTING THIS AAAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@SvelYT]

I hope my video didn't kill you

[@9.lunaxs]

It didn't it's just very funny ❤

[@ashfireanimationslol7582]

This is one of the best vids I made me spit out the “PINK SAUCE” I was eating SUS

[@SvelYT]

sus

[@the-rogamer7955]

Well actually the school wi-fi can be horrible due to how many students

[@SvelYT]

Yeah, it often is

[@joshuaporot3723]

@@SvelYT it's similar to McDonald's

[@the-rogamer7955]

@@joshuaporot3723 because people who don’t study go to McDonald’s

[@EverythingChannely]

My friend quite literally hacked into the school network and everything, and I mean EVERYTHING were under his watch.

[@xdarkquailx6854]

i hacked to local schools wifi. true story

[@panzerthatjager]

Oh do tell

[@xdarkquailx6854]

@@panzerthatjager I got the code from the staffs wifi modem and put it into my phone. And wallah

[@debadityanath4398]

the backrow one was so accurate, i was sitting in the second last row, and some students were legit throwing paper airplanes

[@LamePengu1n]

As a hooman this is tru

[@samdabugg]

I actually find most of my teachers stories really interesting honestly

[@SvelYT]

at least they are sometimes are a distraction from the classes

[@kkcruisin1786]

Idk man, that bathroom at the end was still looking just a bit too clean💀

[@SvelYT]

Yeah, it wasn't that bad tbh

[@DumbBlueberry]

I actually hacked the whole schools wifi with just entering a word, the teachers don’t even know but.. i can now play any online game i want. (even world war 2 games)

[@Flawless_shorts]

True

[@gamindanny2773]

Uuuuugh the teacher part, online school, boy's bathroom , not listening in class feels SO GOD DAMN RELATABLE!!!!

[@shikoten7720]

Another cliche slander with tay k returns to dreamland 4 theme

[@SvelYT]

Sorry it didn't make you laugh! I tried being as original as I could

[@b11-x3o]

@@SvelYT your good

[@Alex_Guy1011]

"The boys' bathroom" absolutely totally fucking destroyed me, LOL.

[@MalaysianBallProductions]

84 subs? Let's. Change it to 85

[@SvelYT]

Thanks for that!

[@MalaysianBallProductions]

@@SvelYT np

[@Ofxzh]

I hate using public bathrooms, one of the reasons being I was taking a dump and some kids started messing with the stall door.

[@katakbrazzer4583]

Hm

[@SvelYT]

hm

[@AmmarAlshomali]

God dammit. The boy's bathroom is always getting nuked! Man if there was a way to slow the nuking down.

[@SvelYT]

it is literally impossible

[@YosefRGaming2009]

THE BOYS RESTROOM ONE IS SO F'ING RELATABLE

[@frank23355]

BRO your savge at this, i LAUGHED SO HARD Because its sooo Relatable🤣🤣😂. You deserve sub my guy

[@JetJeb5648]

i got da school version of how did we get here?, i am the smart kid, the guiet kid, the class clown, the one who helps the teacher with tech and (kinda) teacher´s pet

[@USfyre]

0:21 is relatable. Got the Wi-Fi password 3 separate times. The school in question is about 2500 students in size, so word gets around quickly that there's free Wi-Fi. I took the codes and published them online for all to use. After the 3rd time, (also post graduation) they now let students connect their home devices to the Wi-Fi for free. The only way to cause change is action. Viva la revolution