Schoolstuck

How would the trolls do in a human school?
Comic by Shelby on Tumblr! (shubbabang.tumblr.com/post/310...)
Terezi: Kat ( / zomgenius )
Karkat: Ryan ( / actorsallusionpresents )
Sollux: clothoBuerocracy ( / clothobuerocracy )
Gamzee & Eridan: vexatiousIdler ( / vexatiousidler )
Nepeta: Meli ( / rumpusblockp4rty )
Equius: Cory ( / endlessconsideration )
Aradia: Drea ( / dreatron )
Kanaya: Kayala ( / kaliumbromide )
Vriska: Terpsie ( / terpsie )
Tavros: guardianCastiel ( / adiostoreadon )
Extras: Nicky the Rat ( / oldnick16 )
Adoxographist ( / adoxographist )
Pacman911 ( / senorpacman )
histrionicSycorax( / histrionicsycorax )
Audio Editing: Ryan ( / actorsallusionpresents )
Video Editing: Drea ( / dreatron )
Background music:
Friendship is Paramount by Seth "Beatfox" Peelle

[@kenkoopa7903]

"They took my gun." "AW, DAMN, SERIOUSLY?"

[@shaylasnow7305]

IKR.

[@katynickell8612]

XD

[@coreef5546]

...

[@Gh0st_0110_]

Black Mage Anolis I lost it at that part

[@lilac_berrys79]

Black Mage Anolis I lost it

[@ambiguoussarcasm]

"Let's see" said the blind girl.

[@metthereaper]

going to art class.

[@baronradical4908]

+Stitches n' Glitches the in that segment of the video anyway. she was able to read the timetable, why not the door sign? also I get art class smells unmistakably like a fruity rainbow and would probably make you sneeze

[@xipxzykibxzy7363]

1 F1ND TH1S COMM3NT H1GHLY OFF3NS1V3

[@thebiolibrary5572]

Ambiguous Sarcasm l3ts -s33- sm3ll

[@Luis.mp4]

Oh GoD WhY

[@minishcat1671]

Am I the only one hoping the math teacher would bring up graphing quadrants and then Nepeta would get super excited?

[@short_soup]

FUN STORY I DID THAT IN MY CLASS TODAY (My teacher asked if the class can name them and I wanted to say the HS ones so badly but I'd probably get in trouble XD)

[@lucidlullaby894]

+Jenna Da Silva you probably wouldn't get it trouble. The teacher would probably have gotten confused, unless they're the rare case that does read HS

[@jessywessy5196]

+Joseph Naccarato then theyd be laughing their ass off or slowly nodding their head in approval

[@kitkatmuffin]

Minish Cat XD

[@axatu7716]

We just finished graphing quadrants, and I drew the corresponding symbols in every box.

[@bela15216]

0:47 oh damn. you mess with nepeta, you mess with equius. and you do NOT want to mess with equius.

[@lanedurbin4690]

Misty Wind dang strait.

[@thebluebadass8472]

That poor guy, he died 8 seconds later

[@freakazoidrules3369]

my meowrail and I are like Nepeta and Equius. she's even a Sun Sagittarius. I'm a moon Leo, but a Sun Cancer. so I'm a lot like Karkat, except I don't get caught.

[@ichaival2419]

+Misty Wind Equius is my Homestuck sign and my bestie is Nepeta

[@lordofthegregs1866]

Is anyone else cringing at the sound of THOSE BINES BREAKING

[@nmhfan27]

terezi is totally me when it comes to finding classes

[@bellaloperena379]

Saaaaaaaaame

[@bellaloperena379]

Best thing is... I'm a libra :D

[@hkedbyskizz]

+Bella Loperena CAPTOR!!

[@natsumeovv]

Same XD and plus I'm really awkward and I'm always confused so I would find the classroom and just stand at the door because I wouldn't know if I was suppose to go inside XD

[@fandomtrash6396]

Relatable.. well I am a libra

[@swiftwinq2173]

"Miss Peixes, gym class has been over for an hour, get ouT OF THE POOL!" This is my siGN

[@Karlson123]

LOL XD

[@JohnEgbert]

sAME. If I had swimming in gym class I probably would do that too :P

[@kill4karma]

+Abbey Jones Same!

[@lunarsway]

+Abbey Jones Saaame

[@abbyw5946]

saME

[@OneColdRepublican]

Everyone has that one friend that can eat 20+ slices of pizza.

[@ZaraKendall]

and I am that friend... well I would be, if I had friends....

[@OneColdRepublican]

ohh sick burn....at yourself......wow i can now empathise with your current status.

[@smokeyjoe4884]

+Zara Kendall I could be your friend !

[@ZaraKendall]

:D

[@sweetserene5051]

*shamelessly raises hand as being that one friend*

[@Xelipho]

Good thing they took Kanaya's lipstick. Who knows what she would have done with all the horrible fashion.

[@adrien8583]

She'd saw everyone in half for their hipster fashion choices.

[@solluxcaptor5866]

Diana Silva I think it'd be bad fashion choices, or else Eridan would be long dead by now.(Oh wait)

[@adrien8583]

RoxieRox12345 Nah, I've seen hipsters everywhere here. But, there may not be as many where you are so, who knows?

[@solluxcaptor5866]

Yeah. I barely ever see them. XD My parents are split so I technically have 2 homes. One of them is in a small suburban neighborhood, usually not where you'd find hipsters, and a run-down apartment building occupied by people that would never be hipsters.

[@Xelipho]

***** XD Made my day.

[@dingee7233]

_A413._ _I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE._ *_A_*_ PRIL_ _413_ _PBBBBTT_

[@reptiliannoizezz.413]

413 4/13 MY BIRTHDATE O_O

[@dingee7233]

Nathur The KZbinr YOUR BDAY IS JOHN'S BDAY CONGRATS

[@stivaoblonskystan]

+Nathur The KZbinr You're gonna have a nice birthday present from Hussie :D

[@reptiliannoizezz.413]

Completely Legit Channel Yay! :D

[@nepetaleijon950]

+Nathur The KZbinr same tho

[@AvexVexa]

"They took my gun" I understand you Eridan. It happens to me all the time...

[@jamm6_514]

oh god

[@mutilator97]

they confiscated my lipstick. best line ever

[@hellwolfgaming3507]

I'M TOTALLY KARKAT IN THE OFFICE.

[@hellwolfgaming3507]

NICE. :) I CUSSED MY TEACHER OUT.

[@swagaholics8523]

I have so much respect for both of you XD

[@swagaholics8523]

+Abbey Jones ah okay X3 I'm in the 6th grade

[@lilyscherzer5316]

+Abbey Jones same lol

[@randomlyistrash4448]

Me to

[@stevensmith699]

0:48 Equius is the Purrfect morial

[@amethystrose6841]

true

[@somegirl4260]

"Maybe you should stop choosing 8" Tavros, that is blasphemy.

[@beefox__]

Ok, Now I want to make a fan fiction where subrb is loaded on to a computer at a school during detention then trolls come through a broken window or something like that, then make a capturloge app

[@tracykerton2624]

Dude, when you post it on the internet SEND ME THE LINK

[@beefox__]

tracy kerton, Ok, ill do it on the forms, 3:>)

[@tracykerton2624]

What forums?

[@beefox__]

www.mspaforums.com/ its the offical forms

[@tracykerton2624]

Thanks

[@reptiliannoizezz.413]

Terezi: Wrong class Karkat: Used his common language Feferi: Staying in the pool after gym class Sollux: Trolling (badum tss) the teacher Gamzee: Taking 20 slices of pizza Nepeta: Nothing bad Equius: Badly hurting a human student Aradia: Nothing bad Kanaya: Getting her lipstick confiscated Vriska: IDK Tavros: I didn't get it Eridan: Carrying his gun as always

[@deactivated399]

About Tavros and Vriska: See the game Tavros is holding? I don't know how it's called, but I know how to play it. You write some random numbers and things like dares, predictions etc. Then others pick the numbers and have to do the things you've written. And Vriska always picks the number 8, (because it's her favorite number, she's a Scorpio, she has 8 eyes, ya know) so she always has the same fate. (Sorry I couldn't explain really well -_-;)

[@atomicarchive3381]

Giorno: bringing them to school was a mistake Micheal afton:some of them

[@mouse36]

@@deactivated399 it might be supposed to be gambling

[@starl1ghtw0lf]

Eridan and Karkat just casually talking at the end was the best.

[@fizzycolalizzie]

I love anything where people show Eridan and Karkat just being buddies, cause there wasn't nearly as much dislike between them in the comic as some people seem to think. And their friendship is cute. uwu

[@machinareficul8247]

fizzycolalizzie Same :D

[@hiphop4866]

Friend 1: Nepeta Friend 2: Eridan Me: Karkat squad goals

[@machinareficul8247]

hip hop Yes XD

[@satanwithtea645]

I have an Idea don't let trolls go to school

[@Unknown-ej5xj]

Love you name and pic

[@satanwithtea645]

thx

[@Unknown-ej5xj]

Where's maka? (:B

[@satanwithtea645]

I dont know but she whent out

[@Unknown-ej5xj]

Cool

[@tinuviel8327]

I've never seen Homestuck but for some reason I understood most of this.

[@moonrender680]

the only thing i can imagine with the interaction between vriska and tavros is vriska loudly whispering "I dont know you anymore"

[@ZygfrydJelenieRogi]

That broness in the end with Karkat and Eridan

[@zoedoesart814]

And That's Why We Don't Go To School.

[@madin8412]

Kanaya Maryam Good reason.

[@minava5805]

congratulations. you didn't burn the place down

[@sunsetheights715]

I would love Nepeta in my class

[@nataliequellete1068]

God I wish I had a friend like Equius. I smiled so hard when I heard that Cracking sound.

[@laminatolalo1900]

I know right. Sometimes I wish that quadrants existed in real life because being in the pale quadrant is probably the best quadrant to be in

[@nataliequellete1068]

Lamina Tolalo Actually, I've heard of some people using the quadrant system of romance. Im actally a bit of an austispice right now. ((Clashing friends is never a good hate-love))

[@eridanampora3731]

Natalie Quellete i use the quadrants and so do a bunch of my friends

[@DOGcity99]

Lamina Tolalo well, it would be fine if you wouldn't have to have sex with the person you hate...kismesis is the worst quadrant

[@ASTAROTH_L4M]

Told my friend about quadrants, we’re moirails now

[@morganadams2824]

Tav: Maybe you should stop picking eight! Vris: you dont know me

[@alexisfountain4734]

This amount of humor shouldn't be legally allowed in one video XD

[@spacebase6550]

Kar and Eri are me and my bro everyday, cause I love guns and shit like that so it's like Keegan: Hey Maya Me: They took my pellet gun keegan: Damn really?

[@gamzeemakara8073]

😂😂

[@machinareficul8247]

sPACE BASe Nice XD

[@hurpaderp8402]

This was my first Homestuck video...I remember being a normal person...good times...

[@dooplon5083]

You: I used to be normal, but then I took a Hussie to my reading habits.

[@yoloyahooJadehopefully]

well....I'm a newbie at Homestuck...and it's funny

[@KirraBishop]

Lets be honest, even of terezi was supposed to go to math class, she still would say dam

[@vellawoodbury4258]

This. This is what I signed up for when I started reading Homestuck. I love it.

[@freakingweeaboo212]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHEN EQUIUS GOES UP TO THE DUDE AFTER CALLING NEPETA A WIERDO!!!!

[@michallcock]

Especially that noise when he looked up XD

[@feilixleijon1573]

:33< man I wish I went to a school with them

[@ashimafiawife2267]

I would be just like....Karkat.....and Sollux.....and Equius.....and Gamzee....

[@draken424]

Room A413 How did I not realize

[@SnipesSerket]

O_O I just realized t00

[@laneynoneofyourbusiness3993]

***** ok I feel like an idiot but can you explain what it means to me ^^;? I have tried but I cant figure it out

[@laneynoneofyourbusiness3993]

***** ok I feel like an idiot but can you explain what it means to me ^^;? I have tried but I cant figure it out

[@pkaz12345]

+Small warrior A413 is like April the 13th which is the day homestuck began :)

[@laneynoneofyourbusiness3993]

Wow.. That was obvious enough, I can't believe I didn't realize that X3

[@kittylord6776]

'they took my gun..' xD *****

[@kittylord6776]

Eridan! *hugs* iv missed you how have you been? Eridan Ampora

[@kittylord6776]

thats good ^_^ i got your gun back for you.

[@sunsetsummers14]

ART IS ROOM A413... COINCIDENCE?? I think not...

[@victorialuna276]

"Hey Kar." "SUP DUDE." "They Took My Gun." "DAM* SERIOUSLY?"

[@roseyisgayy4616]

I can relate to Terezi She's legit my sign

[@vriskaserket2772]

N8t ch8se 8?!?!?!?!

[@sentientgarbages4435]

Yeah don't choose 8.

[@koala_8027]

Omg u got 9 likes ("You don't deserve 8!")

[@vriskaserket2772]

tingsforfun What madness do you speak of?!

[@sentientgarbages4435]

What we speak of, is that 8 is not lucky number Vriska.

[@sentientgarbages4435]

I know. We ALL know

[@neroshadoff7916]

I wonder what would happen if the trolls were teachers at a human school...

[@butterflytaster5553]

Rebecca Shadoff >Kanaya strides in looking like Alternia's next top model, takes one look at her class, deems their appearances unacceptable and spends the first week of school drilling fashion sense into their dense skulls >Terezi licks the chalkboard and eats the red chalk >Nepeta pounces at her own laser pointer, uses soot and blood to write to write the lessons on the walls, and tells them to graph a completely different set of quadrants >Equius demolishes the entire gym on his first day, gets off on the school board berating him for it, and unintentionally sends several children to the infirmary because he patted their shoulders/backs >Sollux teaches Computer of course, and whenever a student makes fun of his lii2p they find that all their files and saved activities are mysteriously corrupted >Gamzee sends an entire grade stumbling home high/nauseous bc they made slime pies for HomeEc >Feferi lives in the pool, no one's ever seen her leave, she just teaches all her classes half-submerged and absentmindedly blabs other students' secrets to anyone >Vriska regales everyone with tales of Mindfang's cunning subterfuge and quick wit, completely ignoring the prescribed curriculum; also all her quizzes are multiple choice and students have taken to answering them by rolling dice/pencils with letters on them bc somehow it helps >Eridan hates all of his students with a passion that he claims is a prelude to genuine kismessitude -- _yes, an entire class will be his kismesis, you can't stop him_ >Tavros is a Disney princess; his class doesn't have _one_ pet, it has an entire menagerie of them and no one else but him can handle playing zookeeper >Aradia spends the first half of the year utterly and completely bereft of purpose, the class is allowed to sink into pandemonium while she watches with dull, expressionless eyes, perfectly 0k with it; she makes a sudden turnaround halfway through the year and swings in through the window Indiana Jones style with a big, shit-eating grin, and startles everyone by suddenly taking this horse by its reigns and whipping a class of undisciplined brutes into shape, because she is n0t 0k with it >Karkat flies, he does a double fucking somersault and lands in a graceful pirouette, off the fucking handle because _Jegus Cripes four humans were enough he can't handles forty braindead whack-asses at once, they can all fuck themselves_

[@vsmithsmith7848]

@@butterflytaster5553 please make this an animation. Teacherstuck

[@snubcube]

A413 .. Art class... Reminds me of Ouran host club

[@oblongbirb]

I love OHSHC. YAYYYYYY

[@oGLLOWSCLBRTORoPyrp]

SAME!!!!!The first thing i thought of was Ouran!

[@fcnation5910]

fr:shl?ngo hell yeah!!!

[@CLAY-ek7fl]

I would neva leave that school.

[@Bianca-hl5ls]

okay I'm a Aquarius I only brought my gun once

[@rarejules]

Same

[@ninetails6218]

+mad hatter I had a Model gun Key chain an inch long and they took it because they said it incited bringing a real one...

[@kiwivvv]

i mean i've been to schools that had kids bring weapons to school three years in a row all in different schools ...

[@roskoeec]

I loved the alert sound effect when Equius heard that guy insulting Nepeta

[@_Harvestman_]

It's just so..... perfect!

[@JayNPay]

they took his gun, but they don't take away that persons cigarette?!??!!!

[@endergirlluvsminecraft1628]

I'm Equius when someone insults my friends or me

[@endergirlluvsminecraft1628]

And I'm also Kanaya when a teacher confiscates my makeup, literally

[@DrFrenchfries]

"wELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP CHOOSING 8,,," wrong thing to say Tav...

[@theblackzodiacqueen6600]

dude I lost it when fluffy hair lady went, "CAPTOR" I had to keep replaying that omg (his smug little laugh tho. Sollux

[@shrimph0]

0:54 The wonderful sound of Equis crushing someone spine

[@feralwitch9846]

Oh my sweet Sollux, my fellow Gemini. I did that once, only it was a creepy Nick Cage picture, then a Destiel picture, then an angry crab in a bucket with shitty drawn on horns (the crab had horns, not the bucket), then I wasn't allowed near the projector without teacher supervision.

[@falling-for-equality7576]

Just going to act all casual at the end like it's an everyday thing! Dude, no matter how many times I watch this, the end always gives me a chuckle.

[@swag7372]

I think my school will be 413% WAY more better if the trolls and all the kids were in my school.

[@plasma9706]

"Hello, and welcome to Math class!" _"D4MN!"_

[@SnipesSerket]

At least they didn't set it 0n fire

[@tiniepawz]

Omfg I'm pretty sure bae (Equius) Killed that guy because that sounded so fucking sinister

[@KapitanQaz]

It's kinda weird how Vriska is one of the few trolls who didn't actually do anything bad.

[@pikminman13]

She wasted her assholeiness on screwing the beta kids over

[@jade-reaper]

with the eridan’s gun taken away it confirms they are not in a american school

[@Tango_Raptor]

And now I gotta make a fortune teller...because I'm dressed as tavros in school while watching this

[@sallyslash696]

These videos never get old.

[@kaitlyncummings9621]

i could watch this for hours and it would never get old

[@C1RCU1TBOARD]

MOOOORE proof that I'm Nepeta.

[@zent8324]

"Damn, seriously?"

[@CorpsePrincess1220]

This never gets old, no matter how many times I watch it. x"D

[@maddypatty4308]

I need more of this beautiful art.

[@deadbed2226]

before i even watch this, i will guess i will be laughing my head off before it's done.

[@deadbed2226]

yep

[@sweetxiuga.9829]

BEST. SCHOOL. EVAR!

[@Anna-ue7ck]

xD

[@CrusadeDemon]

NOT R34LY 1TS V3RY CONFUS1NG >:[

[@sweetxiuga.9829]

I'm sorry, Terezi.... Can't you lick or smell your way through the school?

[@CrusadeDemon]

1 COULD BUT 1 WOULD B3 C4LL3D TO TH3 PRINC4BL3 4ND R1GHT NOW 1M M4D 4T K4RK4T >:[

[@sweetxiuga.9829]

Oh god.... What the hell did Karkat do now?

[@nicestpancake]

I'm sooooo Fef here. Miss Peixes, gym class has been over for an hour, get out of the pool!

[@ZaraKendall]

Today at school, I was in homeroom and I got up and yelled "ALL HAIL HOMESTUCK!!" then sat down.... on one got it except my friend, he's awesome

[@valnarvaez2860]

0:34 omg this why Sollux is beetastic *badum tss*

[@IHeartFredGirl09]

I don't know why, but Captor totally got me

[@anafern9289]

THIS is why I love my little Gemini. little precious hacker

[@ghostbat7485]

They shoudve been like how a lot of schools are "Be a bucket filler!"

[@sammyhewens5893]

I'm an Aquarius, my friend's a Gemini, and by other friend's a Saggitaurius. This is accurate.

[@machinareficul8247]

Aura Rosalyn Nice

[@teags8517]

tavros is really the only one that would remotely fit in. jegus

[@Ugitron217]

Omg that Eridan voice is perfect

[@rachelmantos]

ALL OF THIS IS SO ACCURATE!!!

[@morginkorenn3750]

Only Eridan... Only Eridan can pull that shit off xD

[@machinareficul8247]

M17UN4 C4P70R This is why I love him XD

[@AradiaMegido413]

oh my gog! i just realised where the art room is!

[@deadneopet]

I dont D: mind telling..? Im slow with these kind of things DX

[@AradiaMegido413]

413

[@deadneopet]

Oh *double face combo* nevermind lol...

[@dracowrightplayer]

Back to school last Friday. And lol this is great

[@isle-unto-thyself]

Absolutely beautiful 👏

[@BloopyBlooCurse]

(0:00) Terezi: okay, let's see... ...now read that again, but slowly.

[@inessanchez5339]

I actually had my first class as art in room 413 XDDD

[@wawagirl]

I dont read/watch whatever you do with homestuck but these videos are amazing

[@itsmxtwist]

I was once like you, then I started watching CoLabs comic dub of the webcomic, I'm on the sixth act.

[@ashenfire749]

I WANT MORE OF THIS

[@valeskaresendiz102]

They took my gun Damn, seriousely? *teacher's double facepalm*

[@Trixterlmao]

0:40 is what everyone acts like at lunch when people give up their pizzas

[@evilgenius3984]

I love kar's and eri's little conversation at the end....

[@tai-symonelewis2211]

Oh the difference that this video made in the matter of 10 months when I knew nothing about Homestuck and was lost like shit, and now I can't stop laughing because I finally get the references (≧∇≦)/

[@leatherface2001]

Can we please bring stuff like this back ??

[@corey4924]

*sign* and this is why Gamzee loves pizza's so much

[@midnighthanyou]

HILARIOUS!! I love the one with Gamzee. XD

[@Matomoru]

I love Karkat and Gamzee's part the most. I also love their voices, those are my new head cannon!

[@briannahall5033]

Lol the beginning of the video is so me in math class

[@andii.e2081]

I was waiting for the fire

[@lilmissyangel1996]

omg. make more of these!

[@nroland99]

"well, maybe you should stop choosing 8" *glass shatters* that was priceless