The Devil: I pulled off the greatest deception by convincing the world there is only one devil. Humans: Hold our flesh!
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
lol
@crayonchomper11803 жыл бұрын
so the dude had a bomb planted in his chest and used it to kill the alien bastards, it also had a "Dead Man" activation switch
@milohobo91863 жыл бұрын
Human bodies filled with cancer, radiation, and chemotherapy drugs would be a terrible meal.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
not the "seasoning" required for a nice meal indeed
@TheJMPD Жыл бұрын
First story: As soon as the Ambassador said, "What a shame," I knew what the outcome would be. Good story!
@hogfry3 жыл бұрын
Ad astra per aspera: to the stars thru hardship.
@gmailquinn2 жыл бұрын
Ty for the translation
@Lord_Lasagña3 жыл бұрын
Kalaxi Soldiers: Oh, fresh meat! Cancer: My time has come! For the Algorithm and for ORIGIN!
@reasonablehiccups47923 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm for ORIGIN!
@rockspoon65283 жыл бұрын
The cancer wasn't the poison. The chemotherapy drugs were.
@WingManFang1 Жыл бұрын
Very deserved…a vengeance so cold and peaceful it’s righteous.
@dulizardglasses31703 жыл бұрын
Just like typical humans we rob them blind while they were helpless then after we rob them blind we pulled off the greatest heist ever that’s humans for you right there
@henrypaleveda77603 жыл бұрын
typical blood ravens space marines for you
@Suomismurffi3 жыл бұрын
Tbh kinda nice getting to listen to the stories
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed
@reasonablehiccups47923 жыл бұрын
I second this
@reners212 Жыл бұрын
Third this
@Maeshalanadae10 ай бұрын
And that’s when you start shipping cancer patient meat to Kalaxi core worlds…
@leadingauctions84402 жыл бұрын
The first story had an excellent twist.
@IRMentat3 жыл бұрын
Brick wall, brick wall, I MUST think a brick wall. We know how to deal with psychers
@thelaughinghyenas84653 жыл бұрын
They didn't give any indication of mind-reading ability, just telekinesis.
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH3 жыл бұрын
For the Squerril
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@reasonablehiccups47923 жыл бұрын
For Argo for the algorithm
@seldonwright4345 Жыл бұрын
First story. I knew he'd have an atomic bomb inside himself. 2nd story. Yup cancer will kill ya
@dash_o_napalm5943 жыл бұрын
Wait I don't understand what happened in the second story. Can someone explain.
@hojdoj35673 жыл бұрын
aliens eats human meat tainted with cancer. aliens get cancer. humanity gives a "cure"
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
to treat cancer we use radiation and chemo which are both bad for living tissue in the wrong dose
@canedy9993 жыл бұрын
like what Hoj said, only we cured them with radiation while pretending to give them an antidote to a poisonous plant or animal. Because of how fast their army was dying we screwed them over royally at the negotiation table for it as well.
@DaZebraffe3 жыл бұрын
@@canedy999 Nah. They ate humans who were flooded with chemotherapy chemicals, which poisoned the aliens.
@canedy9993 жыл бұрын
@@DaZebraffe oh ok apparently i was mistaken. thank you
@ironworksdragon68433 жыл бұрын
Bob the dragon
@allenmorgan10072 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@Kaldortangerine3 жыл бұрын
surrender? ha, no u....
@reners212 Жыл бұрын
This is nice
@asandrewsilvaw3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@reasonablehiccups47923 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@tordlindgren21233 жыл бұрын
For the horde! Uh. Algorithm!
@elfeater17603 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm11!
@sugar4me2253 жыл бұрын
The first story was well written and all that. But the whole damn situation made no sense. It seems like we were losing the war. So why make such a ridiculous demand/term from the enemy? hahahaha
@henrypaleveda77603 жыл бұрын
as a warning; the humans had not lost any ground, but the conflict was not certain, hence this "negotiation" being more retaliatory. It is more like assassination since those were five high ranking members of the alien government.
@dantreadwell74213 жыл бұрын
The war was in a stalemate. We suffered more losses, but they have not been able to move us out of our positions. I think if they had actually been willing to negotiate a cease fire, and something like a DMZ along the border, we would have happily done so. But as we are sneaky, suspicious and paranoid bastards, we decided to go in with a stacked deck. Willing to bet we had a strike plan in place and ready to go if what happened happened and we succeeded in decapitating them instead.
@dragonriderabens9761 Жыл бұрын
It wasn’t a losing war, though if it kept going the way it was, it would turn that way So, humanity decided to send a Trojan horse ambassador Either he walked out with a cease fire treaty or the head of the snake got nuked Either way, the tides turned in our favor